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charlietheepicwriter7 · 5 months
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"Mr. Bubbles, Mr. Bubbles-"
A little boy's voice--the first little boy that Tim had discovered in the labyrinth city below Gotham--echoed through the cavernous halls. Tim crept over the rubble of a broken stalagmite that had fallen through the ceiling, destroying the white and gold decor and dripping water inside. The room up ahead was lit only from glowing green tubes of liquid that lined every wall of Amity, the ectoplasm that powered the entire city.
"Are you there? Are you there?"
He peeked out from behind a crumbled wall. On his own, the little boy was crouched over corpse, fresh enough that it's blood was still wet on the floor. The boy's giant needle, the go-to weapon of all the Little Sisters that Tim had seen so far, was jabbed into the corpse's stomach and, slowly, ectoplasm and blood filled the glass jar on the end.
"Bring me a lolli-"
There was no sign of a Big Daddy, but Tim knew there was one nearby. These children were never without their protectors after all.
"Bring me a toffee-"
And at this point, Tim had killed enough of them to know for certain that one was around.
His left arm, marked all over with the needle marks of constant Plasm and ecto-dejecto injections, tingled, like there were ants under his skin. Or more accurate, he mused grimly, electricity-
Don't Think About It.
"Teddy bear, teddy bear."
He kicked his bare feet excitedly as he finished harvesting ectoplasm. Screwing off the jar, the child lifted it up to his lips like a cup and drank the viscus liquid down in huge, chest-heaving gulps like his life depended on it. Unlike Little Sisters who wore gore-covered dresses, the Little Brother was dressed in a white medical gown, relatively clean considering his filthy surroundings. His arms and face were free from dirt or blood, and even his hair looked suspiciously washed and combed.
Tim tightened his grip on his gun.
The Little Brother sighed, wiping his mouth on his sleeve. Brushing off his skirt, he yanked the needle out of the corpse. Then, like he could sense him, the boy looked straight at Tim. He froze.
Blank eyes covered in a green flim stared at him... and the Little Brother smiled at him, his teeth stained brown from the muck. "Mr. Helper! There you are, I've been waiting soooo long! Big Sister thought you'd never catch up!"
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starppleb · 1 year
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Lonely broken child
"I have bad and good news," announced Tim almost falling into the room. "Start with bad news," muttered Bruse, taking a sip from the cup. Batkids tensed. Of course, a lovely morning when everyone (somehow) managed to all together enjoy breakfast had to be destroyed by some good-bad news. "I'll start from a good one," continued Tim "Bruce, you had more far family relatives than you knew." "And a bad one?" "They died and now their youngest son has no one to be with because another side of the family doesn't want to take 'sick freaky kid' in." 'Well, it could have been worse,' thought Bruce. "And his sister described his condition as 'walking dead'," added Tim. Jason snorted before his face fell with a frown. "How old is the kid?" Asked Jason with worry. "13." Jason choked on his drink and excused himself. 'Well, it can't be even worse,' thought Bruce. "And-," started Tim. "There is more!?" Cried out Jason from another room. "-And some people accuse him of being guilty in an accident in which died his parents." That morning is indeed quite interesting...
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deadsetobsessions · 3 months
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Danny Phantom Writing Prompt:
When she comes to, a silver haired man with a matching goatee greets her. Kind of. He’s disappointed.
She’s surrounded in neon green and she is so, so, so confused.
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Her name is-
Well. It was something else.
What matters is that Vlad doesn’t call her by anything other than “Danielle” and “you.”
She thinks if she wasn’t who she is- if Vlad hadn’t ripped her out of her own life, poured her tattered soul into this imperfect body- she’d believe the father like figure he’s poorly pretending to be. But she knows. This is a show she’s watched many times. Vlad, even if she hadn’t had years of actual life and the foreknowledge of Danny Phantom, she’d eventually clock him as a villain.
“You can do it, Danielle.” He says.
“Obey, or suffer the consequences,” she hears. She knows manipulation when she hears it. Vlad thinks it’ll work. After all, little pod baby Danielle would know no different than the confining walls of her room. But she does know, and the voices of her loved ones bolster her in this delicate balancing act.
So, she pretends to let him mold her. Let him shape little Danielle into a puppet he could pilot as he wishes.
To act like her body’s template, but to be obedient in ways Danny would never allow himself to be. To turn trusting blue eyes up towards the drawling billionaire and pretend to take his word as gospel.
In return, he gives her more freedom. He thinks it’s control, that she returns even when he gives her ample chances to leave. She knows it’s a test, and she’s always been good at those.
She collects evidence, slowly. Because Vlad might have overshadowed people and signed their companies over to him, but he was sloppy. He was sloppy and she was a paralegal.
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Vlad gives her the mission she’s been waiting for. She goes to Danny with a neutral mask and acts like a person who knows nothing of normal social cues.
It’s what Vlad expects of her.
The time is not yet right.
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So when the time comes, Danielle makes a decision. She was never the baby Dani. She will never be. When she punches Vlad, she tears into him with everything she has. She makes him bleed and she breaks him and she slaps the anti-ghost belt on him to lock his ability. And she breaks more, just to make sure he might not heal all the way, all the while Danny watches in horror.
And then she starts the process of legally beating him up. Danielle bankrupts Vlad in two months with legal fees, and she takes vicious pleasure in rendering him destitute.
Hah. Try creating clones of your one sided love now, you creepy motherfucker.
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She’s melting. She makes a joke, because Danny looked terrified and she got attached. Well, it’s hard not to get attached, considering he risked his neck for her even after learning she was there to…
Well.
He saves her. She knew he would.
She’s whole again. Stable. But something in her breaks, because she knows, with a sense of unfathomable knowledge, that she will never rid herself of the name Danielle again. She’s bound to this world. The price for her life was an eternity of imprisonment in a realm where she will never see the people she loves again.
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“I’m not… I wasn’t always Danielle.” She admits to Danny, Tucker, and Sam.
“What does that even mean?”
She sighed, leaning against the window sill.
“The reason I was stable and my… siblings weren’t was because Vlad ripped my soul out from my body and shoved it into the body of a clone. He killed me.”
Danny stuttered to a close. Grief. She smiles at him.
“Technically, I’m older than you and Jazz.”
“I’m sorry,” Sam says, head buried in her hands. Tucker just stares at her.
“Yeah. Me too. But you shouldn’t blame yourself, Danny.” Danielle knows that look on his face. “I hate him, yeah. But… I can’t change it now. So, I’ll see what this world has to offer.”
“I’m sorry,” Danny says to her.
“I get it.”
And she does. Because Danielle knows what it is to die, now. So does he.
So she flips off the window sill, enjoying her always novel powers of flight, and laughs.
“I’ll be Nellie. You can call me Nellie.”
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metalotaku-da · 9 months
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Dcxdp Danny phantom and klarion are friends.
Danny as the ghost king who loves to prank loves teaching a younger appearance klarion all kinds of fun gags and tricks of magical nature. It's like the younger sibling he always wanted. And is a nice break from some of his royal duties. But things have been a little busier than usual they haven't gotten to really get out and have fun. Danny is 30 looks 20. Klarion is looking 14. But in the thousands for age.
Klarion is bored and upset. He wants time with Danny to himself. No interruption from clockwork or the eternal. Other ghosts. No one. It's not fair. He needs a plan to sneak Danny out of the infinite realm, hide him and not be the fall guy when they get caught. Because it's clockwork they will be caught it's the when. He needs someone else to do the summoning work. But who and how.
He lands on John Constantine. Clockwork doesn't like him much. And Danny inherited all the old kings claims. So he be able use that if things got dicey. And klarion is not a fan either of the jerk. To buddy buddy with nabou. So he has a fall guy to blame for the summoning. Just needs to setup a prank so good that John thinks he has no choice but to summon someone who could destroy the world.
Takes him a week to land on act like I'm gonna do it so he has to first. Easy. And he can brag to a bunch of villains to really drive the urgency. Perfect.
Plan worked like a charm. Maybe to good though. John got a bunch of heroes to help. No good no good. John is lieing to his super jerk friends. Klarion can see the seal. It will make Danny weaker and lock him to the jerk like a dog on a leash. Not to the artifact he said they could lock him away with. He's gotta fix this quick. He drops in the pawns he recruited to distract. While discreetly changing the ruin on the summoning without mucking it up so it doesn't work. All while fighting zantana, and racing the circle lighting up.
The summoning is completed. But something obviously went very very wrong. Klarion has teakle distract zantana while he goes over the summoning again to see what he shifted. Oopsie. The ruin for shrinking power turned to shrinking age. But thats ok. It can be fixed later. Maybe. Probably. He didn't get the teather changed before it set. But that's an easy fix by killing Constantine. But his friend is here. And now they can really play. So it's all good. Klarion is ecstatic. So much so teakle runs to him as he shrinks causing one of the supers to over swing on an attack on his familiar.
But Danny needs a minute. As he blinks wearily on his feet. Rubbing at his face. Ugh summoning. He hates summoning. And this had to be a strong one. Because he couldn't resist like most of them. Whatever once the brain fog clears he'll be good and can really give the jerks who did a real stern talking to. Or maybe he'll scare them. That sounds better. Standing infront of him is a blonde man looking like a dirty drunk cop dective from TV. Who is gapping at him as a cigarette burns on the ground at his feet. This guy has to be like a gaint too cause Danny has to really crane his head back to look up at his face. There is a bunch of commotion going on but he's to focuses on this weird feeling he has towards this weirdo. Who seems like he's confused. Maybe it was an accident. Whatever. Danny still isn't happy. He puts his hands on his hips. "Hey jerk face! What do you think your doing?" Then Danny's eyes went wide. "Oh by the ancients is that my voice! What's wrong with my voice!" Danny now clutched his throat before waving his arms wildly at the creepy man. "What did you to me you weirdo! I sound like a baby!"
"It a bloody fucking child."
"It's bad to cuss infront of kids Constantine." Someone else says outside the circle.
Danny's head snaps their direction. Danny's eyes widen as he puts his hand into view looking at himself panic taking over and he looks around at all these tall people looking at him or fighting. He opens his mouth to scream in fear or frustration he doesn't know till he hears a voice he recognizes.
"Don't wail, don't wail!" Danny closes his mouth and looks around for the source.
"Klarion?"
"Sorry my bad. I messed up change the circle so it wouldn't weaken you. And well oopsie " klarion rushed into the circle hugging little Danny tight. "But you are here. So now we can play." Klarion gasped as he pulled back from Danny. "I can be the big brother now!"
"Noooooo, klarion I was already a little brother. I wanted to be a big brother more." Danny whined. His white hair flopping over as he rolled his head in complaint.
"To bad. I'm the big brother now. We are gonna have so much fun. You just have to get rid of this looser so we can go do our thing." Klarion gestured towards Constantine.
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supershot73199 · 5 months
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Hey so this is kinda inspired by @virgamsysxvolumes lucky rush au but it's more my own twist on the bioshock inspiration. Actual prompt / idea below the cut
Ok so this would be a good parents au where Danny revealed himself to his parents shortly after the series (excluding phantom planet) and they were super supportive and asked for his help in learning more about ghosts. He also managed to track down Dani and brought her back to Amity only to learn that the ecto dejecto was only a quick fix. Eventually with Frostbites help they cure Dani but the only way is to essentially turn her into her core and let her form a new body in a special pod only she would be a baby. Now at first Jack and Maddie were going to fake a pregnancy and pretend she was Danny's and Jazz's sister however she and Danny bonded while they were looking for a cure and she accidentally called him Daddy. Danny was smitten and decided he would not pretend to be her brother and would be her dad.
The fentons pass it off as an invention gone weird that basically made a baby from Danny with no mother and Amity just shrugs at the Fenton weirdness and accept baby Dawn (She asked Danny to give her a new name before she was turned to a baby and I think that would be a cute name Danny would come up with.) Now 4 years later Danny is 19 or 20 and Dawn is 4 years old and Danny had been studying inventing like his parents and medicine from Frostbite. At Dawn's most recent check up Frostbite gave Danny one as well only to discover that Danny has been absorbing more ecto-energy than his core can handle because he is a primordial in the making (yes this is master of space Danny). So the solution to this is two-fold he has to move to another dimension with less ecto-energy and he has to where a special suit in his ghost form that frostbite and his parents made together. Which is this.
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Just without the drill and maybe a little more astronaut themed.
So eventually they pack up Danny and Dawn and find a new dimension with a city where they can live without people asking too many questions. Gotham city. With the number of vigilantes already there Danny won't feel obligated to go out and fight and he can finish his degree at Gotham U and start a business making and selling meta specialized medical equipment and other helpful inventions. (But no weapons.)
So Danny and Dawn with their new identities and parents/grandparents, aunts and uncles (blood and honorary) settle in pretty well with Danny and Dawn going out on moonlit walks in Ghost form. Thus the people of Gotham meet Big Daddy and his little starlight.
Now as for who I would ship with Danny I personally love DannyxCass or Dead silent as I think the current ship name for them is.
So maybe she meets the single dad Danny at college or at the park for the first time but they don't really hit it off until Danny signs Dawn up for a ballet class that Cass teaches.
Meanwhile Bruce and the more paranoid Bat's are trying to find out more about this tank like Meta that the public named big daddy (I imagine people heard Dawn calling him Daddy and No one ever asked his name so they start calling him that as a sort of meme) after he beat down a feral ManBat who tried to go after Starlight. (They heard Danny call her that in the suit and ran with it)
Basically we have creepy tank man and his glowing ghostly daughter on one side and sweet Cass and Danny romance with little gremlin Dawn trying to play matchmaker on the other.
Also what I think the other bat's think of Cass new boyfriend.
Dick is full overprotective big brother.
Jason after seeing the way that Danny is trying to help the underprivileged and the fact that they are like something out of a Hallmark movie ships it.
Tim is paranoid about this stranger and is back to his old habits(stalking) to find answers.
Steph is full Gung ho wing women she will be Cass bridesmaid God dammit.
Damien starts off hostile thinking there is no way he's good enough for his favorite sister until he meets Dawn and suddenly he is declaring that Cass needs to hurry up and marry him or else he will because he will have that adorable little girl in his family no matter what.
Duke is wary at first because he hadn't ever seen someone who glows as bright as Danny and Dawn but the more time he spends with them the more he realizes that the bright glow is a safe and protective aura and that it reaches out and covers everyone Danny cares about. (Danny has a ghostly aura he subconsciously covers people he cares about with that let's him react to danger faster)
Alfred is already planning out weddings and birthdays. He always expected Dick to be the first one to give him Great grand babies but he's not complaining.
Bruce much like Dick is full over protective dad maybe he even borrows one of Alfred's guns to try to intimidate Danny.
Barbara who is both a big sister figure and a almost mother like figure to Cass is absolutely delighted. (It doesn't hurt that Danny made a set of leg braces that can read nerves to allow her to walk naturally again without needing surgery)
Selina adores the two and thinks they make a cute couple.
Also I think it would be funny if after all of Bruce, Dicks, and Tim's paranoia Danny just strait up tells them that he is from another dimension and even offers to let them tag along on the next visit to his parents so they can do a proper background check (which freaks them out because they hadn't told him they were doing that. At least until while they are discussing it and if that was evidence that Danny is more than he appears Cass says she told him that they were doing a background check on him. Not that Danny didn't already know but it helps the suspicion.)
But yeah part neutral Meta and park Hallmark romance.
Also maybe a side plot of Jazz coming to this dimension and maybe she has a relationship with Supergirl because I haven't seen that before.
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redflagshipwriter · 3 months
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TAG MASTERLIST
These are the current WIPs, with links back to the AO3 version if it's posted there.
EDIT: now includes link to tumblr masterposts! You can navigate by clicking the desired tag at the bottom of this post or by going to the masterpost.
DCU:
Nest Swap
Baby Tim wakes up in Red Robin's apartment. He has a fantastic time about it. The bats are going to have to drag him out kicking and screaming.
masterpost tag is #red nest swap
DCU/Danny Phantom:
Halfa Cass (all badass)
Cass drags Captain Marvel over to check out a creepy empty town. They find the Fenton portal. They turn the power back on to the lab while they're investigating it. They really shouldn't have.
Tumblr tag is #red halfa cass
Mama Bat
(the one where Cass adopts Danny)
masterpost
Tumblr tag is #red mama bat
The next three are on a shared masterpost- 2 Jason/Danny stories, one Damian/Danny story. Masterpost is here.
Check yes to go on a date with a dead guy.
Some villain sacrificed Batman to an unknown entity in another dimension, and the guy sent him right back with a "no thank you" pinned to his outfit. This is the funniest thing the bat boys and girls have ever seen. The robins have been sacrificing each other to the Ghost Zone for funsies ever since. One day, Jason gets sent back with a note saying that actually, Danny is interested in him, and they've actually all been relentlessly proposing to him with this bride sacrifice ritual. Oops.
Tumblr tag is #red check yes
Hot Ghouls in your Area
Jason is a little too cocky going in to shut down a cult and he winds up being human trafficked to the Ghost Zone as the ghost king's paramour. Danny doesn't have time for this, he actually wants to graduate college. They need a divorce, stat.
Tumblr tag is #red hot ghouls
DCU:
Full title: Hi, it's Tim (just Tim)
Tim gets rescued by Kon- he didn't need it, by the way. But Kon immediately has a crush on him. A crush on plain boring civilian Tim Drake. Well. If Kon is interested in Tim, surely he'd be willing to date Robin.
Tumblr tag is #red just Tim
Masterpost is here.
DCU/Spiderman:
Full title: Reassembly
Inspired by Dark Matter, Peter Parker wakes up post-snap in what the audience might recognize as uhhh an unholy experiment using Lazarus water. He escapes the facility and tries to get his feet under him in a whole new world that doesn't have a place for him.
Tumblr tag is #red reassembly
Masterpost is here.
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hearts-hunger · 6 months
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Summary: You don't like haunted houses. When you get scared by a big huge werewolf, you find you like the man behind the mask.
Pairings: Danny x Reader | Genre: halloween fluff, hurt/comfort | Word Count: 7k (yikes) | Warnings: smoking, anxiety, general Halloween spookyness
A/N: This is my fic for the GVF Fic Writer's Halloween Event! I used the prompt “carnival haunted house”. I hope you like it! ♡
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“Come on, it’s not gonna be that bad! You’re being such a baby.”
You crossed your arms over your chest, half defensive and half warding off the chill of the autumn night. You couldn’t exactly argue with your friend; you were kind of being a baby about the haunted house she’d dragged you to with her boyfriend and a bunch of his Greek life pals. Still, she knew you weren’t particularly adventurous, and you figured she should have known you would be wary of doing something like this.
“I’ve never been to a haunted house,” you protested. “And the reviews said it's supposed to be the scariest one in the state.”
“Well, yeah,” she said with a roll of her eyes. “Why would we go to some lame ass haunted house? We’re here to get scared.”
You have a doubtful hum as you looked over the front of the house. They’d certainly done the place up — the actors that milled around in the sharp lighting set the scene, and the house was realistically run-down and looked on the verge of structural collapse. The screams punctuating the soundtrack of ghoulish music that came from inside didn’t do it any favors, either.
“It’ll be fun,” she insisted. “You always do this. Frat parties, horror movie marathons, literally any hookup I try to get you... You always chicken out at the last second.”
You winced at a particularly shrill shriek that came through the boarded-up window. “Yeah.” You found yourself wishing you’d decided to stay home with a good book and a hot toddy.
“Just stick with Ben,” she said, gesturing to the one single guy in your group. “Who knows? You might even get some action later — if you're not too scared, that is.”
You gave her a dry smile. “That idea is even scarier than the haunted house.”
She scoffed. “Your standards are too high. Ben’s nice. And he's hot.”
You had to admit she was right about him being hot. But as for him being nice, well, you’d heard the rumors, and you didn't want to find out if they were true.
“Can’t I just stick with you?” you asked. You took her hand. “Come on, Ash. Girl’s trip through the haunted house.”
She untangled herself from you. “No way. I’m with Jackson.”
Before you could try and convince her not to leave you alone in a haunted house, the undead ticket taker ushered you to the door with a chilling moan. You felt a flare of anxiety as you came into the dark foyer and took a seat with your group in front of a hooded fortune teller.
“Welcome, my dearies,” she said in a cackling voice. “I’ve seen your fortune in my crystal ball, and I see many winding paths and dark shadows in your future. Some of you may not even make it out alive.”
The ouija board on the wall moved by itself, spelling out “doom”. You tried to relax; maybe this wouldn’t be so bad. Maybe it would even be fun.
Suddenly, a box beside the fortune teller popped open with a shriek and revealed a leering skeleton. You jumped and couldn't help a little cry of fear.
“Here we go,” Ashley said derisively. 
You frowned at her. “I thought the whole point was to get scared.”
“Yeah, from shit that's actually scary.”
You didn't have time to reply, moved along from your seat to a dark, winding hallway by a frantic actor in grisly makeup. You got shouldered to the back of the pack, behind Ashley and Jackson, and tried to keep your cool. 
“Oh, this is gonna be good,” Ashley said, a tone of delight in her slightly hushed voice. Screams and creepy laughter echoed from farther off, and you all cautiously made your way down the dark hallway.
The hallway was narrow, and your group was moving slowly in suspense; a ghoul jumped from the hole in the wall you hadn’t noticed and howled at you. 
You bit out a curse and grabbed the back of Ashley's sweater, deciding right then that you didn’t like this at all.
“Get off,” she said, pushing your hand away. “Find somebody else to hold onto if you have to, geez.”
Stung, you withdrew your hand and hugged your middle. The frenzied atmosphere had your anxiety on high alert, and you jumped at every little thing, adding your frightened voice to the cacophony of shrieks and screams and rattling cages that lined the walls.
You made it through the house by sheer willpower alone, growing more and more agitated as actors jumped out at you, skeletons fell from the ceiling to dangle in front of you, and strobe lights disoriented every scene. When you finally made it through, you tried to catch your breath, and then remembered with horror that there was a haunted walk in the woods to get through next.
“Ashely,” you pleaded. “I really don’t like this. Is there any way — ?”
“Don’t ruin it,” she said waspishly, obviously annoyed and being pulled forward by her boyfriend. 
You felt close to tears. You weren’t trying to ruin it, and you were embarrassed that you couldn’t keep it together and hurt by her callousness. 
Unable to do anything else, you kept moving forward through the cemetery scene and shied away in fear from every ghost and mangled undead creature that leapt from behind the headstones. Your breathing was rapid, and you started to feel lightheaded as you tried to keep up with your group.
A few moments of quiet followed when you made it out of the cemetery, and you foolishly let your guard down. Then, without warning, an actor jumped from the woods into the path, screaming to beat the devil, right between you and the rest of your group. 
You froze, unable to see past the gruesome makeup and the awful screaming. When you finally found use of your legs again, you hurried past him and rounded a corner only to be scared by another actor in a horrible mask.
You were at your wit's end. You fled, stumbling down the dark wooded path, and found the trail completely empty. You looked frantically for your group; they must have left you behind, hurrying on to the next array of terrifying scenes. Your hands shook as you found yourself completely alone in the pitch-black woods, waiting in terrible suspense for the next thing to jump out at you.
You quickly came up on a dense patch of forest, skeletal branches tearing at your hair and your sweater. There was a figure ahead, a shadowed and huge werewolf, and you thought it was a statue; you had just passed it when it moved. 
You screamed as it ran into the path from behind you and came right up beside you.
“Wait! Stop!” you pleaded, unable to stop the tears from finally overflowing. You cowered and begged the actor to leave you alone. He reached a clawed hand out towards you and said something in a distorted voice, and you shrank back as he moved closer.
“Please,” you sobbed, beside yourself. You couldn't take any more; your heart was fairly beating out of your chest, and you couldn’t stop crying.
The actor swept off his werewolf mask, revealing a concerned expression and a bounty of curly black hair. He kept his distance from you but still had one hand outstretched. 
“Hey, hey, it’s okay,” he said in a surprisingly gentle voice. “I didn’t mean to scare you more after you said to stop — I should have taken my mask off sooner. I’m sorry.”
You inhaled in a choppy breath, still reeling from the overwhelming fear and now faced with the biggest, gentlest looking guy you’d ever seen.
“I’m not gonna hurt you,” he said, calm and kind. “And I won’t scare you any more.”
Your breath caught on a pitiful sob. “Do you promise?”
His expression was gentle. “Yes, I promise. My name’s Danny. I’m just an actor.”
You tried to collect yourself, working to steady your breathing and stop crying, watching as he looked around the woods. 
“Where’s your group?” he asked. “They’re not supposed to let people go alone.”
“They l-left me,” you managed. 
He frowned. “They left you?” He gave a disapproving hum. “Some friends they are.”
You didn’t say anything to that, figuring your emotional state was enough of an agreement.
“I’m just trying to get through this so I can go home,” you said miserably. “I’m sorry.”
“You don’t have to apologize,” he said kindly. “Is it your first time?”
You nodded, running your sleeve over your face to try and repair yourself. “My friends made me come.”
He sighed.
“Well, I can’t make your friends not be dicks to you,” he said apologetically. “But I can get you out without having to go through the rest of it.”
You looked up at him, so relieved you were almost dizzy with it. “Really?”
“Of course.” He extended his hand to the woods he’d come from. “Right this way.”
Despite his kindness to you, you still felt wary. He noticed and softened his posture towards you.
“I promise there’s nothing scary,” he said, and you knew he was being sincere. “It’s the way I get out, kind of like a backstage shortcut. I’ll take you right back to the front where you can wait on your group.”
You gave a shaky sigh of relief. “Thank you.”
You followed him off the main path onto another that cut through the woods, finally settling after a few minutes, the cold air stinging your warm face. Though you still heard the shrieks of people passing by, you felt more at ease walking beside Danny. He held his mask under one arm and trudged a little awkwardly through the brush in his big suit, making sure to stick by your side.
“I’m not going to get you in trouble, am I?” you asked, looking up at him. He was still a little imposing even without the mask, tall and broad, but you weren't afraid of him.
“No, you’re alright,” he assured you. “We can take people out if they use the safeword.”
You hadn’t even known there was a safeword, and figured that would have been a nice piece of information for Ashley to share with you.
“What is the safeword?” you asked. “In case I ever decide to come back in a fit of insanity.”
He chuckled, and the sound was warm.
“It’s ‘kitkat’,” he said. “Like the candy. Any time we hear it, we stop whatever scene we’re in and make sure that person gets out safely.”
“That’s nice of you,” you said. You had to step twice for each one of his long strides, and you were glad you had him with you as the sounds of the maze still rang out in the darkness.
He shrugged. “The owners are good people, and they want to make sure it's a safe and fun experience for everyone.”
You tried to listen to what he said, but you saw something coming towards your path; though you knew it was probably just another actor coming off set, you remembered one of them walking alongside you in the trees and jumping out at you.
“It’s okay,” Danny said gently. “They’re not going to scare you. I promise.”
The actor came into the path a few paces ahead of you and gave Danny a friendly wave in his undead getup. Danny tried to lift his hand to wave back, and both of you realized that you were holding on to his arm through the suit.
“Oh, sorry,” you said, blushing hot and quickly withdrawing your hand.
His smile was patient and unconcerned. “No worries.”
Sooner than you expected, you came up to the fence and saw a cheery bonfire and a few outbuildings just beyond.
He held the gate open for you. “Well, here we are,” he said amiably. “This is the staff entrance, but if you go around that building, you'll come around to the main ticketing booth. You shouldn't have any trouble, but if someone asks, tell them you safeworded out and Danny sent you back.”
You stopped halfway through the gate. “Thank you for your help, Danny. I'm sorry to have been a bother.”
He shook his head and gave you a friendly smile. 
“You weren’t a bother,” he said. “I’m glad I could help, and I’m sorry you didn’t have such a great time.”
Your returning smile was a little wobbly. “Well... have a good night. I hope you scare lots of people.”
He laughed. “Thanks. You have a good night too.”
He turned to go back to his shadowy wooded post, and you wended your way through the staff section, passing a few actors in various states of costuming. A security guard directed you towards the main entrance, and you found a spot to sit and wait for your group. 
Long minutes passed. You texted Ashley and told her where you were, but you didn't get a response; you wondered if they'd chosen to do the extra zombie maze and haunted hayride without you. You were cold, and you wished you had your own car so you wouldn’t have to wait for a ride.
“Hey, kitkat.”
You looked up at the familiar voice and saw Danny waving to you from the fence that bordered the staff area. You walked over and felt a sort of shy warmth at his smile.
“Hi,” you said. “Were you worried I might have died of fright?”
He chuckled. “A little. I just wanted to check and see if your friends had come back yet. They’re still not here?”
“I texted them, but I guess they must have gone ahead and done the extra stuff.” You huddled further into your sweater. “It’s really kind of you to interrupt your work to check on me.”
He looked a little bashful. “Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay. I’m actually done for the night; somebody else is being the werewolf for the last shift.”
“Ah, I see,” you said. “Passing on the torch of terror.”
He smiled. “Something like that.”
A breeze rustled through the trees, and you shivered. 
“Are you cold?” he asked.
“A little,” you admitted.
He gestured over his shoulder. “You’re welcome to come sit by the bonfire while you wait. A few of us are hanging out for a while.”
“Are you sure?” you asked, thinking it was a very sweet offer. 
“Yeah,” he said. “As long as you’re okay with seeing people with their makeup and costumes still on.”
“But they’re not, uh... working, right?”
He smiled. “Nope. We don’t scare off the clock, I promise.”
“Okay, then. Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.” He opened the gate for you and led you to the bonfire, and the two guys already sitting there in matching skull makeup and tattered costumes looked up at you in uncanny synchronicity.
“I thought you said you don’t scare off the clock,” you whispered to Danny.
He laughed, but it wasn’t unkind. “They’re just like that. It’s a twin thing, I guess.” He offered you a seat on a log bench by the fire. “Guys, this is...” 
Danny looked at you. “Shoot. I don't even know your name.”
You smiled and introduced yourself to the twins. They lost some of their spookiness as they introduced themselves as Josh and Jake.
“So you're Danny’s kitkat,” Josh said with a winsome smile. “Nice to meet you.”
You smiled back, a little sheepish. “Thank you. You both look... terrifying.”
Jake mimed a gallant bow. “Why thank you. We certainly try.”
Danny touched an unobtrusive hand to your shoulder.
“I’m just gonna get out of this suit,” he said. “I’ll be right back.”
You nodded. “Okay. I’ll be here.”
He turned to go, but before he’d made it two steps, he turned back towards you.
“Do you like apple cider?” he asked.
You were a little bemused at the question. “Yeah. I love it.”
He smiled. “Okay. Sit tight.”
You watched him go, endeared to his thoughtfulness and the warm ease of his smile. You had the somewhat silly thought that it suited him to play what was essentially, in the light of day, a big shaggy dog.
“So, kitkat,” Jake said, and you guessed the playfully teasing nickname had stuck. “How did you like our little haunted patch of heaven?”
You gave a wry smile. “How many people that burst into tears and get escorted out seem to like it?”
He laughed, and it was an amusing contrast to his makeup. 
“Well, I guess you’re right,” he said. “But some people who leave early just didn’t know what to expect, and they come back again when they're more prepared. Some people flat don’t like this kind of thing.”
“I think I'm probably the second kind,” you admitted. “My friends brought me, and I knew I wasn't going to like it.”
Josh lit a cigarette and held it between his long fingers painted to look like bones. 
“You’re not with your friends now, though,” he observed. “Do they know you’re here?”
You shrugged. “I texted them, but they’d already left me behind by the time I got to Danny. I don't know when they’re going to be done.”
“They left you behind?” Jake asked, indignant. “I mean, no offense to your friends, but that’s kind of a dick move.”
“No, you’re right,” you agreed. “Danny was very kind to help me even though I was hysterical when he jumped out at me.”
Both twins lifted their gaze to something behind you, and Josh grinned. 
“Aw, Dan, you hear that?” he said. “You’re a very kind werewolf.”
You looked over to see Danny wearing a somewhat bashful smile and holding a mug wreathed with steam, a jacket draped over his arm.
“Just doing my job,” he said modestly. He sat beside you and handed you the mug, then put his huge jacket over your shoulders. “Here. This’ll get you warmed up.”
You took the mug gratefully and warmed your hands on the sides of it, breathing in the tart fragrance of apple cider as steam rose from the drink. His jacket, though you were practically swimming in it, was warm and smelled like sweet, spicy cologne. “Thank you, Danny.”
He smiled. “You’re very welcome.”
He stretched his long legs out towards the fire, and you admired how he looked in snug jeans and a rust-colored sweater. He wasn’t scary at all out of the suit, and you were curious as to how much his friends would change once they were out of their makeup.
“What part do you two work?” you asked the twins. “I don’t remember seeing you in the house, but then again, I was kind of trying not to see anything.”
They smiled, curving the black-and-white skeleton grins into something gentler.
“We’re past Danny a little ways,” Jake said. “There’s a section of the woods between Jason’s chainsaw attack and Elm Street, and we do a whole routine of following people and then screaming at the top of our lungs when we get close to them.”
“Josh is very good at it,” Danny said. “He’s got the pipes for it.”
You smiled despite the lingering unease of imagining being caught in their scene. “I’m glad I didn't make it to your section, then.”
They laughed.
“You should have seen Jake when he was the undead pirate in the swamp scene,” Josh said. “He’d sit completely still in the chair in the corner and then jump up and chase people out through the alligator swamp.” He looked to his brother. “What was that, two seasons ago? That was a big hit that year.”
“Have you played a lot of different parts?” you asked.
All three of them agreed.
“They move you around all the time,” Danny said. “It’s fun getting to play different characters and wear different costumes. Josh played this little dude with a pumpkin head that didn’t look scary at first, but it freaked people out when he stood as they passed by and just turned his head to watch them.”
“Oh, yeah, I remember that one,” Josh said, fondly reminiscing on scaring the bejeezus out of people. “Weren't you Michael Meyers when I was doing that?”
Danny laughed. “Yeah, because I was the only one tall enough that year.”
“What was Sam doing then?” Jake asked.
Josh shook his head. “He was a zombie, I think. Maybe.” He looked to you. “Sam is our younger brother. He works here too.”
“He should be getting off any minute,” Danny said, glancing at his watch. He looked towards the woods. “There he is now, actually.”
You looked over too, and you gasped as you saw a huge four-legged stilt creature with mossy horns atop a deer skull head. 
“That’s just Sam,” Danny said quickly, wanting to reassure you.
You smiled in delight. “It's okay. I’m not afraid of that. I think it’s wonderful.”
A few coworkers near the fence helped Sam get out of his costume and off the stilts, and he shook his hair out of his face as he came over to your bonfire.
“Howdy, boys,” he said. He caught sight of you and gave you a curious smile.
“I didn’t know we were inviting lady friends to hang out,” he said. 
The twins laughed, and Danny’s smile was a little embarrassed.
“Danny just helped me get out of the woods,” you told him with a smile. “And your brothers have been nice enough to share your bonfire while I wait for my group.”
“Ah, a kitkat, huh?” Sam asked. “Sorry if I scared you coming out in all my regalia.”
“She said you were wonderful,” Jake teased. “Not scary at all.”
He smiled. “Well, I’m glad you liked it. It’s a bitch to get in and out of, but I think it looks cool.”
He sat catty-corner to the twins and sighed deeply as he stretched. “Cigarette.”
Josh pulled one out of his pack for him and tossed him a lighter. “So polite, Sammy.”
Sam smiled as he lit his smoke. “You know what some girl said to me? She said she wanted to take me home as a pet.”
Danny grinned. “As, like, a sexy pet? Or just a huge, weird dog?”
“Huge weird dog,” he agreed. “Though you’ve probably got me beat on that one.”
“Nah, Danny gets all the lonely Halloween housewives,” Jake said. “They like him all... wolfy.”
You looked over at Danny. “Do they really?” you asked, amused. 
You didn’t know for sure in the warm light of the fire, but you thought he might have blushed.
“Sometimes,” he admitted. “They probably wouldn't feel the same if they saw me out of the suit, though.”
You thought that couldn't be true. If he hadn’t scared you, you might have been... intrigued by the werewolf costume. Certainly you were intrigued now that he was out of it.
You talked for a long time around the fire, learning some of their different parts they’d played, getting funny stories of their best scares, finding out some of the behind the scenes secrets that made it less frightening and more interesting to you.
“How long have you worked here?” you asked.
“This is our fourth year,” Sam said. “It’s just a seasonal thing — our real job is playing music, but, you know, gotta pay the bills before we land Madison Square Garden.”
You drew Danny's jacket closer around you, thankful for its warmth. He had moved closer, or maybe you had moved, so the two of you were shoulder to shoulder. 
“What kind of music do you play?” you asked.
“Rock n roll,” Josh said proudly. “Jake’s on guitar, Sam's on bass, and Danny's on drums.”
“Does that make you the mercurial lead singer?” you teased. 
He grinned. “I do what I can.”
You thought of Danny playing drums and felt something close to butterflies at the thought. 
“We’re doing local gigs, mostly,” Jake said. “We’re hoping to get a recording contract soon, but for now, we’re starving artists splitting rent and scaring people in the side.”
You smiled. “You should do a Halloween-themed concert here,” you said. “All decked out in makeup and costumes. I would come.”
“That’s actually a fantastic idea,” Josh said. “Hey, Dan, you picked a good one.”
You were a little embarrassed but mostly pleased at his lighthearted teasing, and you thought Danny felt the same. As the brothers started discussing what their spooky concert could entail, Danny checked a message on his phone.
“Brian lost his fake arm,” Danny said to the group. “Some moron thought it would be funny if he grabbed it and ran off with it.”
“Super,” Jake said dryly. “I assume the security guys are escorting the arm thief off property?”
Danny stood and pocketed his phone. “I reckon. But he asked me if I’d bring him a spare arm.”
 He looked down at you with a hopeful expression. “You want to come along?”
“On a zombie arm delivery through the quarantine zone?”
He smiled. “Yeah. Through the backstage, so no scary stuff.”
He held his hand out to you, and you took it.
“I might cry again,” you warned. “You never know.”
He squeezed your hand. “I won't let anything get you, kitkat. You stick with me and you’ll be just fine.”
You were happy to comply, enjoying the feeling of your hand in his as he led you to the prop storage building. He had to let go of your hand to sift through the array of knives, chainsaws, and tombstones, and you followed him through the winding aisles of shelves stacked high with all manner of fake blood and gruesome pumpkin heads.
You skirted a group of seven foot tall skeletons looming in the light of the bare lightbulbs overhead. “You guys have a lot of stuff.”
“This isn't even half of it,” he said, looking for a particular shelf. He rounded a corner and you followed, coming face to face with a leering clown mask that made you draw a sharp breath.
“You okay?” he asked, looking over his shoulder.
“Yeah,” you said, a little embarrassed that you’d been frightened of a completely motionless mask. You moved close again and concentrated on him instead of the ghoulish props. “This stuff doesn’t freak you out? Even just a little?”
He shrugged, but he wore a tell-tale smile. “Not really. I’m used to it by now.” He found the shelf he was looking for. “Aha! Here we go.”
He pulled a grisly arm in a ripped sleeve from the collection and held it up. “High five.”
You slapped your palm against it. “Is that all we need?”
“Yep,” he agreed. “We’re all set.”
He took your hand again and led you back outside, walking along the fence until you reached a different entrance to the woods. You pressed closer when you started down the path, and he smiled down at you in the dim light of the half-moon.
“You’re okay, kitkat,” he said sweetly. “Remember what I said?”
“You’re not going to let anything get me?”
“Right. I gotcha, don’t worry.”
The woods were almost pleasant without the frantic haunts and jumpscares, and you noticed the lush sounds that filtered through the sound effects and various shrieks and screams that drifted through the darkness. 
A trilling, haunting bird call caught your attention. “Is that part of the ambience?”
“A natural one,” he said. “That’s an eastern screech owl. They sing all the time out here.”
He pulled you to a stop. “We might be able to see this one. Hold on.”
His hand was warm in yours, big and callused, and you watched his face as he studied the trees. He was handsome, there was no denying it; his curls were brushed by the breeze, and you couldn't help but do the same when you saw the excited curve of his smile.
“There it is,” he said quietly, pointing to a tree a few paces ahead. “See it?”
You looked where he directed, and after a moment of searching, you saw a small brown owl perched on a branch. It called again, a waterfall of notes, and you watched the feathers on its head stand up like little horns.
“Spooky,” you said.
He smiled. “Isn't it pretty?”
“It’s beautiful,” you agreed. He squeezed your hand, pleased you’d liked it.
“Let’s go deliver this arm,” he said. “Shall we?”
“Lead on, good sir.”
You reached the quarantine zone section of the maze, and you started to feel uneasy again as the screams of happily frightened patrons and dedicated actors got louder. Danny shouldered a side door open and took you inside, winding through the narrow walls with an ease born of practice.
You came up to a little room open to the backstage side with a barred window of the opposite wall. A guy in all his zombie finery cracked a smile that was slightly marred by his macabre makeup.
“Brought me a snack, huh?” he joked.
“Just an arm,” Danny said, handing it over. “Sorry yours got snatched.”
He rolled his eyes. “It was a bunch of frat guys. Idiots.”
You wondered grimly if it was one of Ashley and Jackson’s troupe that had taken the arm. You wouldn’t be surprised. 
“See you around,” Danny said, squeezing his broad frame back through the entrance. He took you back down the maze to the place you’d come in from, and you were about to ask him if he’d ever worked as a zombie when an actor slammed against the bars his jail cell beside you.
You yelped and moved behind Danny, feeling your heartbeat pick up again.
“Hey, Cindy, hold up,” Danny said to the actor, holding you hand tightly and putting himself between you and the actor. “I got a kitkat with me.”
She immediately let up on her routine and peeked through the bars of the cell.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” she said sincerely. “I didn’t see that it was you. Are you okay, hon?”
You tried to find your voice, tucking yourself safely behind Danny. “I’m fine, thanks. You’re very effective.”
She laughed. “Thank you. Sorry again for scaring you.”
You followed Danny out, trying to get your heartbeat to settle into a normal rhythm. When you were through the back door again, Danny turned to face you.
“I’m really sorry,” he said, and you heard how much he meant it. “I forgot there was a spot there. I should have warned you.”
“It’s okay,” you said weakly. You looked up at him. “You didn’t let her get me, so I guess we’re good.”
He gave you an apologetic smile. “Still, I feel terrible. Are you okay?”
You nodded. “Yes. Sorry you got stuck with the wimpiest girl in the whole world.”
“I don't mind,” he said kindly. He squeezed your hand. “Let's get you back to civilization, yeah?”
As you walked, you felt your phone buzz. You read the text from Ashley, and from the number of odd typos, it seemed like she’d gone back to the car and gotten into the frat boys’ stash of weed or alcohol or both. She didn't seem remotely concerned or apologetic that they’d completely abandoned you, and the demand to come back to the car for a ride home didn’t exactly make up for it.
“Is that your friends?” Danny asked.
You gave a doubtful hum. “I’ve decided ‘friends’ is a bit of a strong word, but yes. They're finally headed back to the car.”
Danny didn’t say anything for a moment. Then, he seemed to work up his courage with a deep breath.
“Okay, so, before I say anything,” he said, “I want you to know you can absolutely turn me down and it won’t hurt my feelings. I’m happy to walk you back to your friends’ car and leave it at that.”
You felt a spark of something eager, something curious. “Okay,” you agreed. “What’s behind door number two?”
His smile was shy. “Well, I was thinking, if you don’t live nine hundred miles from here... I could drive you home. Maybe we could grab some dinner.”
You wanted to say yes immediately, but you made yourself think it through. It was a little crazy to be accepting a ride home from a guy you’d just met at a haunted house — a lot crazy for you, considering you were the opposite of adventurous or risk-seeking — but there was something about Danny that you knew was trustworthy. He’d been nothing but kind to you and hadn’t done anything that made you even vaguely uncomfortable, and you wanted to get to know him better.
“I’d like that,” you said, and you felt yourself blush when he smiled.
“Really?” he asked. “Like I said, I don’t mind taking you over to your friends. But if I do, I... I would like to get your number, and ask you out for something in the daytime if you want.”
You’d never had such genuine, conscientious attention turned your way before, and you found you very much enjoyed it. 
“I would love to go out sometime when it’s not pitch black,” you said, teasing a little, and he laughed.
“And tonight?” he asked, cautious of seeming insistent.
You smiled. “I would be grateful if you could drive me home, if it’s not too far out of your way. I live at the university.”
“That’s not out of the way at all,” he said. “Our house is right around the corner.”
You liked the thought that meeting up with him again would be easy, almost like it was meant to be. As you made it back to the bonfire where Sam, Josh, and Jake were waiting, you texted Ashley to tell her your plans; just as a precaution, though you didn’t think you’d need it, you shared your location with her.
“I gave her instructions to let them do a documentary on me if I get murdered,” you said.
Danny laughed. “Okay. I can promise you that it won’t be me, at any rate. I do think we should get some killer pumpkin waffles, though. I know a good place.”
“Are you going to the diner?” Sam asked. The three of them had been shamelessly listening in on your conversation, and they gave you three matched smiles as you came up to the fire.
“Can we come too?” Josh asked.
Jake elbowed him. “They’re going on a date, dummy.”
Josh scoffed. “It’s not really fair of him to bring up the diner and not invite us.”
“We’ll sit at a different booth,” Sam promised.
You laughed. “I don’t mind if you come,” you said. “And we can sit at the same booth.”
You looked up at Danny. “Unless you mind.”
His smile was equal parts fond and exasperated with his friends. “No, I don't mind. The more the merrier.”
The boys were thrilled to hear that, and they left to get out of their costumes so you could leave. You and Danny sat by the fire in a bashful, quiet companionship. 
“I would like to go out sometime, just us,” you said. “If... if you want to. You four seem kind of like a package deal, though.”
He chuckled. “We are, kind of. We’ve been friends since we were kids — they’re really more like my brothers. But yes, I want to go out sometime too, just us.”
“Even though I'm a kitkat?” you asked. “It’s been quite a first impression.”
He smiled and brushed your hair behind your ear in an affectionate, innocent touch. “It wasn't so bad,” he said. “I’m glad you were my kitkat.”
You blushed and tried to hide your smile. The boys came back and rescued you from doing anything foolish, like kissing a guy you’d just met, and the five of you made your way through the grass to the staff parking lot.
“You two look downright friendly without all your makeup,” you said to Jake and Josh. You saw their differences more clearly now, noticing how Jake’s face was softer and Josh's features were in sharper relief. They were still a matched pair, and Sam clearly took after them in their good looks, but Danny was the one who really held your attention with his tall, broad, and dark aspect.
You all piled into Danny's car, and as they let you have the front seat, you learned that they usually rode together since they were all coming from and going to the same place.
“It’s my turn with the aux,” Jake said, reaching for it.
“No sea shanties, please,” Sam said dramatically. 
“Let kitkat have the aux if she wants,” Josh chided. “She’s the guest.”
“Oh, um...” You took the cord when Jake handed it to you. “Are you sure? What if I pick something you hate?”
“Try us,” Danny said. “Between the four of us, we have a wide variety of musical interests.”
You pulled up your Halloween playlist, thinking it was appropriate, and played “Werewolves of London”.
“Oh hell yeah,” Danny said. “Turn this up.”
“Hey, Dan,” Jake said. “This could be your theme song.”
He smiled. “I'll just put a Union Jack on my costume somewhere.” He glanced over at you. “You like Warren Zevon?”
“I love him,” you said. “Excitable Boy is my favorite album of his.”
“That’s because you have excellent taste,” he said seriously.
You were pleased that he liked what you’d picked, and all of you sang along as he drove past rolling farmland back into the city proper. He pulled up to a diner you’d always wanted to try but had never had a chance to, and the five of you found a booth in the corner and placed your orders for a variety of classic diner food and a round of coffee.
You talked and laughed as you had your late-night dinner, and the more you got to know Danny and his brothers, the more you liked them. When you were finished, you lingered over your coffee and waited for the milkshakes you ordered; you hadn’t wanted a whole dessert to yourself, and Danny offered to split his with you.
Your pumpkin pie shake came with two striped straws, and you giggled when Danny’s nose brushed against yours as you both took a sip. You saw Sam, Jake, and Josh watching you with amusement and affection and couldn’t help but blush.
“Sorry if this is too early to say,” Josh said, “but you two are cute together.”
Danny blushed too, but his smile was pleased. When you were done, he stood and said he was going for a cigarette.
“You want to come?” he asked.
You took the hand he offered and smiled up at him. “Sure.”
He led you outside, and you thought you heard the boys talking about the two of you as you left them. The night air was chilly, and you moved close to him for warmth and maybe something more.
“I have a pack in my jacket,” he said, and you realized you were still wearing it from when he’d given it to you earlier. 
“Oh, I totally forgot,” you said, making to take it off and give it back. “I’m sorry.”
“No, that’s okay,” he assured you. He pulled it back on your shoulders and made sure it was snug. He smiled. “You look better in it anyway.”
He pulled a pack of cigarettes out of the pocket, along with a lighter, and his face was all sharp angles and warm colors in the light of the small flame. 
“You want one?” he asked.
“Sure,” you said, taking the one he offered you. “Thanks.”
He lit it for you and closed the lighter with a little click. He brushed his thumb over the surface of it in an absent, thoughtful touch, and you wondered what he was thinking.
“Thank you for taking such good care of me,” you said.
He smiled. “You’re welcome. It’s my pleasure.”
“Do you ever go through the haunted house?” you asked after a moment. “Not as an actor, I mean.”
He shrugged. “I’ve never had the chance to. I guess I would like to, just to see if from the other side.” He grinned down at you. “Why, are you thinking of coming back in a fit of insanity?”
You gave a soft laugh. “Maybe,” you said. “If I had a big werewolf bodyguard with me to keep me safe.”
He didn't say anything for a moment, but he looked at you with such tenderness and attention you could hardly believe it was directed at you. You didn't consider yourself pretty, certainly not someone to attract such a look from a boy as pretty or as kind as he was, and you felt beautiful under his gaze.
“Can I have a fit of insanity too?” he said. “Just for a second?”
You unconsciously tipped your face up towards him. “Just for a second.”
His smile was impossibly affectionate. “Can I kiss you, kitkat?”
“Please,” you said softly.
He moved slowly, giving you time to pull away, and when he kissed you it was gentle and warm and undemanding. Your whole body felt warm and tingly with something you didn't think you’d ever experienced before.
You sighed when he let you come up for air, and you were glad that he stayed close, his nose brushing against yours.
“I really like you, kitkat,” he said, quiet and sure.
You twined your fingers with his, thanking your lucky stars for haunted houses and big, scary werewolves and everything that was going to come with them.
You smiled and kissed him again. “I really like you too, Danny.”
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Personal headcanons for the older Grayson bro Danny au:
whenever Dick comes over Danny threatens all the ghosts to stay in the zone on pain of second death
Red Huntress deals with any rampaging nonsentient ghosts while Dick is in town, he thinks she's cool as fuck but that feeling is diminished when he sees her and his brother's weird fucking flirting (for whatever reason Dick doesn't tell B about the ghosts or he does but B doesnt believe him, you decide)
Dick has very minor ectocontamination from being around Amity for so long, it's basically non-existent but now he has slightly longer canines (baby fangs!), an eyeshine, and cold ass hands (nothing to the extent of the Fenton kids who are constantly extremely off-putting to anyone who isn't from amity park)
Bruce: Did you have fun staying with your older brother this weekend?
Dick, who is usually an utter troll: Yeah, hunting down the reanimated food was kinda weird but I think that's just how the Fentons bond
Bruce: that's nice, Dick
Dick visits whenever he needs a break, Danny heads to Gotham/Blud to hang out when he misses his lil bro. They video call whenever possible and Dick is added to the fenton kids groupchat
Early on Danny phased through into the mansion basement out of curiosity and distrust of billionaires, he doesn't know why he's surprised (guess he will just have to ask Tucker to have his phone rigged to notify him of any Robin related vigilante activity that hits the news)
Amity park is pretty cut off from the outside world, no one there recognizes him as Richie Grayson and 90% of the population think batman is a hoax or aren't even aware he's a thing, whenever he visits he's just seen as Fenton's little brother.
I love yj Dick's creepy ass laugh so I'm keeping it and guess what? It's genetic. 3 goosebump-raising cackles coming right up
Dick teaches Danny and Ellie trapeze, Danny is kinda shit at it but it's fun bonding time anyway
Ellie has absolutely convinced Dick to set fire to a Valdco warehouse with her
Danny and Ellie have an ongoing competition trying to convince Dick that "Space/The ocean is coolest!!", they get into fist fights over it. Dick thinks it's funny so he will never pick a side (they're fun fights not I'm mad at u fights, it's cool)
Dick is the goth one, I will not elaborate
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mirkwoodshewolf · 1 year
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Creepy crawlies; Jack Kline x reader
*Author’s note*
Okay so this is a cute little drabble/small fic requested to me just recently by an anon who wanted some Jack Kline fluff. Took me two days but I came to this idea in the end so I hope you enjoy it anon as well as the rest of my lovely readers.
Warnings: Fluff, bugs, mentions of SPN episode 1x08 BUGS (that episode STILL gives me the heebie-jeebies). 
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It was that time of year, well the first time we ever had to deal with something like this.  And of course Sam and Dean had to bail out on a ‘case’ but I knew my brothers just wanted to get out of doing the one thing that everyone does.
Spring cleaning.
Ever since we found the Bunker and decided to make it our permanent home, this place needed a serious scrub down and clean up. Cobwebs, dust, new bed sheets, incense (mainly for me) to be put up to get rid of the ancient smell.  So every spring, I try to ensure that this bunker doesn’t end up like it was when we first found it.
Of course that means my brothers always try to get out of it (mainly Dean I just think Sam prefers to do the minor cleaning instead of what I have in mind).  And Cass…..well he chooses to go up to heaven every time I say it’s time clean up the bunker. The only person kind enough to help out around here is my beau Jack.
Using my powers, the bookshelf glowed blue and I lifted it up allowing Jack to vacuum underneath it while I brought in a swifer to swipe off each and every book from any dust bunnies.
“I don’t see why my brothers and Cas always try to bail out on Spring cleaning. I’m the one doing the heavy lifting.”
“I’ve noticed a trend that most people don’t enjoy spring cleaning because it’s so boring to do. That unlike normal cleaning, there’s an expectation for things to be so clean, that you’re supposed to see yourself in the floor. Which I don’t get.” Jack told me as he continued his vacuuming.
“I maybe a neat freak but I’m not Danny Tanner level of tidiness. All I want is to make sure we don’t neglect this place and end up in a dust field again. Seriously Jack you cannot begin to understand just how quickly my allergies began to act up when the guys and I first found this place. Bedridden for over a week, and that was before I got these powers.”
“I’m sorry baby. Had I been born yet, I would’ve stayed at your side to take care of you.”
“And that’s why I love you soo much Jackie-bear. You’re too sweet.” After dusting off the last book and once Jack was done vacuuming, he moved out of the way and I set the bookshelf back in it’s place.  I turned and with a snap of my fingers and all the books, notes, files and even Dean’s plates he had left since breakfast all raised up into the air and went to their original places.
“You’re like Mary Poppins.” He said with a smile.
“Well if I am, then that makes you my Burt. Come on, let’s head for the kitchen. Lord knows Dean forgot to do the dishes, again.” He followed behind me and right as we got to the kitchen, there I saw dishes upon dishes stacked in the sink, frying pans still on the oven covered in left over eggs and grease.  “That man never learns.”
“Why does he leave his dishes out like that?”
“Cause he’s lazy. Do you mind stacking the dishwasher while I deal with the grease pans and the oven?”
“Not at all baby.” I pecked his cheek while I walked over and wish a twist of my wrist, the frying pans lifted off the oven while the cleaning supplies came out from the top shelf cabinet on the island counter.  
While the spray bottle filled with Clorox bleach squirted out a few good sprays and the rag did a throughout wipe down, I focused my attention on cleaning the frying pans of the oils and grease from the bacon and sausages Dean had made for breakfast and tossed the leftover egg crumbs into the trash.
“Do you know when the last time Sam took the trash out?” I asked Jack.
“I believe I saw him collect all the trash last night.”
“Well at least he can keep up with the chores. I swear maybe I could use these powers to control Dean and make him scrub all the toilets in this bunker.”
“As funny as that would be to see, I know you’d never use your powers against your brothers.” He said as he dried off one of my good cups with a towel and set it alongside the rack we had for the special dishware.
“Yeah, yeah. But for real, he should at least have the decency to at least rinse off his pans after breakfast. Grease that sits out for too long stains these types of pans, and it’s a hassle to clean up later.”
“I believe you (Y/n).”
“But at least I’m getting it done, otherwise it’d never—” I paused mid-sentence as my body completely froze.  My heart raced and my eyes widened as I stared directly at it. It’s many legs all splayed out making it look like a living dust bunny on pointy legs.
The pots and cleaning supplies fell to the ground with a loud bang and I let out a scream and levitated myself into the air trying to get as far away from the little demon as possible.
“What?! What is it (Y/n)? Are you okay!?”
“Kill it quick!” I yelled at Jack.
“Kill what? Where is it? Is it a demon?”
“Yes now quickly before it gets away!”
“Where is it?”
“Over there!” Jack’s eyes soon glowed and he turned to where I was pointing but as he raised his hand, his eyes went back to normal color as he looked around confused.
“Where did you say it was?”
“What are you blind babe!? I told you over there on top of the oven! Kill it with your powers! Torch it! Torture it I don’t care just get rid of it!” he looked around until he seemed to have found what it was. He walked closer to it and he reached out his finger toward it.
“You mean this? But it looks like a dust bunny or a…..” but quickly it began to move and I let out another scream as I shot myself against the corner of the kitchen.
“Don’t touch it! Those bastards are fast now kill it hurry!”
“What is it exactly?” he asked me.
“A house centipede! Jack I’m not playing anymore please just kill it hurry!” I watched as the demonic centipede stopped crawling and was now just short of reaching a hiding spot behind the fridge.  Jack looked between me and the house centipede and a smile came across his face before he started to laugh.
He was laughing. My own boyfriend was laughing at my own misery!?
“Jack Kline stop laughing!” I demanded.
“I’m sorry. Really I am but…..(Y/n), you have fought against real demons, archangels, werewolves, vampires, even my own grandfather. And you’re terrified of a tiny little thing like him?”
“Tiny? Tiny!? Do you see the legs on that monstrosity!? Now for the last time get rid of it before it touches me!”
“Okay, okay.” He went over to grab a cup as well as paper towel.
“What are you doing?!” I hissed.
“Getting rid of it like you asked.”
“Not like that! You can’t show mercy to those little bastards! Use your powers and kill the son of a bitch!” I hissed quietly.
“But you told me that all living creatures deserve a chance at life, didn’t you?” I groaned.
“Well yes but that doesn’t include bugs, arachnids, snakes, or any other kind of creepy crawlies!” Jack rolled his eyes and successfully captured the house centipede and he left the kitchen with it between the cup and paper towel.
A few minutes later he came back and he told me it was gone.
“You sure?”
“Yes, yes, I even took him away from the bunker before releasing him. Now can you please come down?” I let out a soft whimper but lowered myself back to the ground.  He came over to me and wrapped his arms around me in a hug, allowing me to rest my head on his shoulder.  “I still can’t believe you’re scared of bugs. How did I not know of this?”
“Don’t mock me! Besides you weren’t even there when it happened.” I shuddered remembering that day all too well.
“When what happened?” I took in a shaky breath before telling him.
“A long time ago, long before we knew that angels and God were even real, my brothers and I took a case in some realtor development spot. A neighborhood was being built on sacred Native American grounds. Workers were being picked off one by one, at first we thought it was ghostly activity but it was far worse. The entire place was cursed, and the curse was affecting all the insects in the town. By night fall, a swarm of bees had surrounded the family that was responsible for building the neighborhood over the sacred lands. I—I had never seen so many bees in my life. We had no way of escaping, we were completely trapped and had to last the rest of the night being stung and swarmed by bees. Ever since that day, I even see the shape of an insect and I just go back to that day. A defenseless, frightened child being stung and swarmed by bees and no way of escaping.”
Jack listened intently at every word I had to say.  For months after that day, I had continuous nightmares of what happened. Even dreamt that it was other bugs attacking me from wasps, locusts, even spiders and ants.  Ever since then I’ve been absolutely terrified of any and every bug in the world.
“Wow, I—I had no idea. I’m so sorry that happened to you. And I’m sorry for teasing you about it. I promise I won’t ever bring it up again.”
“Thanks Jackie-babe.”
“Anything I can do to help you?”
“I could go for some ice cream with chocolate syrup and some cuddles on the couch while we watch the Princess Bride.”
“As you wish.” He said quoting the movie before giving me a peck on the nose.  I left the kitchen and brought out the blankets and changed my clothes to my comfy pjs while searching for the movie on one of the many streaming services we got.
When Jack came back with my ice cream, we cuddled up on the couch together, my back resting against his chest with his arms wrapped around my stomach and his head buried into my neck.  I ate the ice cream as the movie began, I even offered a couple of bites to Jack as we lay there and watched my favorite comfort movie.  Forgetting all about the demon-legged creature that traumatized me moments ago.
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lina-lovebug · 1 month
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USM characters dating a villains daughter
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- you were recruited into SHIELD based on your merits and smarts
- also including the fact that your dad was a villainous genius and wanted you farrrr away from all that mess
- you helped the team every now and then concerning tech stuff or hacking, and Spidey developed a crush on you
- you found him cute, having seen his face a few separate times, but knew that once he found out that your dad has made multiple attempts to clone his DNA and/or kill him then that crush would die
- it was a small accident from one of the other agents, but one that made you avoid Spidey for WEEKS
- "Oh hey Miss. Octavius" "Oh hey-"
- normally you'd let that slide but not when you were having lunch with Spiderman
- "Octavius? Like-?" "Wow, I'm late for a meeting. Bye!"
- it sucked too because you used to have a great relationship with your dad but his change and obsession over Spiderman drove you two apart
- you missed your dad
- each time you walked past the team training or happened to be in the same room as Spidey, you'd avoid him like the plague
- you would have kept doing that but suddenly found your hand webbed to your desk
- "You're avoiding me" "who said that?"
- after a long conversation that you weren't a spy or a weird creepy person trying to clone him, he let out a sigh of relief
- "And here I thought my crush on you was ruined" "yeah same here. . ."
- the team teased you both about that for the next month
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- it's not everyday that you find out your dad is a terrorist
- okay not exactly a terrorist but one of the most dangerous men in the entire world to the point where they locked him in a prison without any metal
- yup, your father is Magneto
- it was fresh into your relationship with Danny when you found out. Your mom died when you were a baby, and you were adopted by an Agent of SHIELD
- it began to explain so much - your powers always have been strong, even for a mutant. You excelled in your strength and control, except for the few moments where anger woukd get the better of you
- you were scared to tell him. You had been dating for barely a month now, what if he got scared? Magneto brings fear to his name for a reason
- but you didn't have to tell him because Magneto had already found you. It's a strange thing to feel your child through your shared gene of controlling metal
- "(Y/N), I know I was never present before, but I never knew that you-" "Love, what's he talking about?"
- Magneto raised his brow at the green clad boy beside you and you rightfully began to p a n i c
- "I'm her father, and you are?"
- Danny is like 👁👄👁
- "You're not my dad. My dad is Agent (L/N), and as far as I'm concerned, the only person who knows me."
- and still, Danny is just 👁👄👁
- also okay my girlfriend didn't know that her dad is one of the few people I'm scared of
- After the initial blow up, you refused to talk to him. Erik Lensherr wanted to get to know you - to know the little girl he never knew he had even though this motherfucker has kids EVERYWHERE
- it was Danny who encouraged you to know him. You didn't have to force yourself to call him dad but you could atleast try to see if he's worth knowing?
- "How long have you been dating that boy?" "Oh, uh, a month now." "Hmm. . .he says strange things but I like him"
- He never saw it coming but Danny is the number one favorite of your adopted and biological dad. Yippee
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- "When do I get to meet your dad, babe?"
"Uh. . .how do you feel about never? Also he's in prison, so not exactly the best meet up scenario."
- Luke knew you had a complicated relationship with your dad but never knew exactly how complicated
- first few years of your life, you were always on the road with him. You never thought much of the constant moving and new motel rooms every week - it was just a roadtrip
- until that roadtrip ended with your dad in custody and you cowering in the bathtub with claws and trying to act like a very scary person
- you looked like a spicy cat
- Luke was still curious though and since you weren't giving him much, he decided to sneak into the SHIELD database
- Sabretooth a.k.a Victor Creed who is sadistic and violent, and used to bring you on "roadtrips" which could have very easily ended up with you being killed
- also making Wolverine your uncle who didn't visit much himself
- "ooohh that's why she accidentally called Fury dad that one time"
- daddy issues to another level
- anyway
- Luke respected your decision not to see nor talk about your dad, now knowing that he never really cared about you
- it also made him realize why you were so avoidant when you first joined the team #likefatherlikedaughter
- but you were nothing like Sabretooth thank fucking christ and loved Luke, so he planned a dinner for you to meet his family
- and if you're wondering, yes, Victor found out you were dating whilst in custody and ended up destroying his prison cell
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- oh yeah, Sam already knew
- you mean to tell me that a girl with green magical powers, a golden headpiece with horns AND who calls Thor "Uncle" is Lokis' Daughter?
- :0
- you weren't exactly subtle when it came to the few times the team and Loki butted heads
- "Dad, stop fighting my friends!" "They started it!"
- Meanwhile Sam over here like "Wow my crush is an actual Goddess"
- being half Frost Giant and half Asgardian came with perks, and one of those being that your body temp was always cold so Sam CLUNG to you during the hot summer days
- you and Sam were on the roof of the Hellicarrier when you confessed your feelings and out of excitement, Sam grabbed your face and kissed you
- spoiler alert: Loki also decided it was a perfect time to visit you
- so imagine your dad's surprise when he portals to Midgard to see his daughter and sees some mortal sucking her face off
- it was a very eventful and frightening evening for everyone, to say the least
- "Dad, I'm sixteen. I'm allowed to date" "that's like a fetus in Asgard. Come back to me when you're 500 and perhaps you can date"
- you dated anyway
- Sam didn't care that Loki is your dad, insisting he also wasn't afraid this bitch is terrified
- despite your differences, you do love your dad and he loves you, so you don't understand his hatred for Sam
- that was until Thor dropped the bomb
- as an Asgardian, you're immortal and Sam will eventually die. So Loki is terrified that one day you'll lose Sam and be left with nothing
- cue the mental breakdown
- "You did WHAT?!" "you weren't giving her answers, brother." "No but you've given her a crisis!"
- It was something Sam thought about from time to time but seeing you so heartbroken about it made him sad, and it kept you both distant
- Loki forced himself to talk to you, telling you to enjoy your time with Sam and if you wanted to one day - you could give up your immortality, if that's what you wanted
- after a long and much needed discussion, you came to Sam with the information. He felt bad that you'd have to surrender all that you were just to be with him, but you said:
"I'll still be who I am; I'll be the annoying magic girl who saved your ass"
- with a bonus of Loki admitting that Sam wasn't that bad he adored you two
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- so like
- your dad is kinda fucked
- you just so happened to be the one who was somewhat sane
- you happened whilst your parents were casually dating, and while any other kid might want their parents to stay together, you were more than happy that your mom left
- your dad is Victor Von Doom and your mom? Hot asf Susan Storm
- Reed and Susan raised you away from him, and you inherited your own abilities from when Susan was caught in the storm in space
- you met Ava when the Fantastic Four visited SHIELD for some meeting, being the teenager dragging along because you've always admired your mom and dad's work
- Fury was eyeing you for your brains, considering bringing the matter up to Invincible Woman and Mr. Fantastic first
- after some debate, you were in and met White Tiger first and once she took off her mask, you were like "damn"
- "what?" "I-I mean, damn it's nice to be apart of the team"
- you both got along great, and she admired how smart you were and capable
- she asked you out and it had been a great few months, but you did receive a yell from Fury after he caught you two in the main tech area
- you weren't hiding it necessarily but it did shock her that you never told her, I mean, dudes number one for a reason
- "your dad is Doom?!" "Hes not my dad, he's my sperm donor - there's a difference"
- never in a million years did you consider Doom your dad. Reed raised you, and he called you his daughter from the moment you entered his life, so no - Victor Von Doom was not your dad
- she knew she touched a nerve, almost sounding accusatory, and apologized
- but she had no reason to, you reassured her, before giving her a kiss and asking if she wanted to come over for dinner to meet them
- she said yes :)
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Tips for caregivers of punk/scene littles
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This is probably my longest winded post..and the most self indulgent lol.. Here's just some of my personal snip-bits on being an alternative regressor. I hope this can help someone out or at least be entertaining for those who are alt regressors too ^^
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Find stim toys that are otherwise "unconventional" or aren't labeled as stim toys ! - This might be a stretch,, and can honestly work for anyone looking for something to stim with. I love my chain necklace and I wear it everywhere I go! Its got a ring and 2 chains that I like to play with,, the texture of the metal is also nice in my hands and has a good weight around my neck. Sensory pressure is my favorite stim ! Skull necklace Moon phases Pride flags O-Ring necklace (mine!) Playing with piercings can also be a stim but ! be careful that jewelry is cleaned and fresh piercings are healed ! Its ok to allow your little to wear corsets, fishnets and tight clothing! It can be a great way to provide pressure therapy, or a stim in public or on the go~ Never force your regressor to stop watching shows/movies or listening to certain music while they're regressed. Sometimes horror movies, and loud noises can be comforting! * Talk with your little while they're big about this! There may be certain horror topics to avoid when they're regressed ! ... Some resources / things that I find helpful as an alt cg!
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Movies & TV Shows 🎥 Stranger Things Over The Garden Wall Gravity Falls The Owl House Amphibia The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Invader ZIM Courage the Cowardly Dog Dead End Park Scooby Doo Ruby Gloom Danny Phantom The Adams Family The Munsters Daria Corpse Bride The Nightmare Before Christmas Coraline James and the Giant Peach ParaNorman Edward Scissorhands Dark Shadows BeetleJuice SOME OF THESE MOVIES CONTAIN 18+ SCENES ** (but are generally sfw / are all PG-13) Nicknames ✏️ Petal, Dewdrop, Baby Bat, Prince(ss/et) of darkness, Moon-child, Beastie, Cub/Little Cub, Beetle, Vamp(y), Little monster, Little terror, Rockstar, Bizkit (like..limp bizkit its a personal one ok😭?!) Games and other Media 🎮 Night in the woods FNAF Silent Hill Animal Crossing Zelda Danganronpa Pokemon Kingdom Hearts Fran Bow Little Nightmares Little Miss Fortune Stanley Parable Half Life Omori Skyrim Devil May Cry Roblox Minecraft Shoots and Ladders - Korn Clown - Korn Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Juggalo Juice - ICP Hokus Pokus - ICP Rainbows & Stuff - ICP Youre So Creepy - Ghost Town Sugar we're going down - Fall out Boy I Write Sins Not Tragedies - PAN!C Teenagers - MCR Welcome to the Black Parade - MCR SOME OF THESE MEDIAS CONTAIN 18+ CONTENT & LANGUAGE ** (or are generally unsuitable for regressors but...we're embracing unconventional regressors with this list) Misc items Rainbow Drip bat plushie (etsy) Rearz "Rebel" collection (also in pink) - dips / nappys ( pocket nappy ) ( training pants ) - changing pad - onesie Bat sippy cup ( - Bitten CURRENTLY SOLD OUT) Skeleanimals bat hoodie ( - hot topic CURRENTLY SOLD OUT) Mushroom sippy cup (etsy) "Spoiled Bat" Tumblr cup (etsy) "Ghost W/The Most" Sippy (etsy) Personally I have used Rearz and aside from medial brands you find at the stores,, these have been my favorite ! They fit comfortably and Im not consciously aware of wearing them (after a bit) despite being also K!nk affiliated (like Little4Big ^^") They're one of my favorite adult nappy brands..and highly recommend them if you're looking for more "edgy" designs ! They also have "Rebel" in pink ~ Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with any shops,,these have been recommended by friends, or through personal purchases
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Payback Is… Scary - Danny Wagner
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A/N: I don’t care what anyone says, SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE, BABYY! I absolutely love Halloween and all the freaky shit. Anyways! Without further rambling, let’s kick spooky season off strong with our Danny boy.
WARNINGS: Fake blood, fake weapons, Daniel being a menace, semi-scary pranks.
Hopefully I didn’t miss any errors!
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Oh, October… Your favorite, but equally most hated month of the year. But, for pretty good reason.
You loved the fall weather. The beautiful, changing leaves that decorated the ground. The decorations, the candy… you loved it all. Halloween included.
However, the one thing you detested just a little about this time of year, was your boyfriends increasingly wild Halloween pranks.
Ranging from creepy old masks and jump scares… To getting in cahoots with Sammy, to create absolutely horrifying scenes that you would come home to sometimes after work.
If there was one thing Danny so shamelessly enjoyed, it was getting a good, genuinely scared reaction out of you.
Even though he could be a little much, you could never stay mad at him. His boisterous laughter and proud smiles always made your mini heart attacks, at least MOSTLY worth it.
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It was yet another crisp, fall morning. Slightly overcast, so the sun wasn’t shining in through your bedroom window the way it normally did in the mornings.
You rolled over sleepily, in search for Danny’s warm body to cuddle into.
Throwing a hand over to his side, only to be met with a cold, hard object… That was also baring some sort of wet substance, that your brain, in it’s still sleepy state wouldn’t fully process.
Your eyes shot open, a shrill squeal sounding out of you as your eyes adjusted and fixed on the skeleton, messily covered in fake blood that laid in Danny’s spot.
You shoved it off the bed frantically, scrambling out of your own side. You examined the fake blood also covering your arm, with a panicked expression.
Suddenly, soft snickers could be heard out side of your door and after a moment or two, those snickers became loud laughter.
“Jesus christ, that was too good!” Danny popped around the corner, coming into view in the doorway. “Your reactions just get better every time, babe!”
“Danny!” You huffed, trying to sound angry. There was no denying that your reaction was just a little funny, though. “You’re an ass…” you grumbled.
He walked towards you with a sympathetic, but still cocky smile, holding out a dampened washcloth for you to clean yourself off with.
“How did you even set all that up without waking me…?” you wondered out loud, taking the rag from his hands gratefully.
“Baby, you could sleep through a tornado… It wasn’t very hard.” he
teased lightly, leaning down to place a few kisses to your cheek. He was very much right about that. You were quite the heavy sleeper.
“Do you ever worry that one of these days, I’ll decide to get you back?” You questioned, glancing up at him with a mischievous smirk.
“Please,” Danny scoffed, shaking his head. “You don’t have the equipment for that.”
“Oh?” Your tone was slightly offended.
“You don’t even have a good sidekick,” Danny added, only seeming to be half joking.
“I think I could easily find a sidekick better than Sam.” you challenged, cocking a brow up at your boyfriend. The challenge was completely empty, but he didn’t need to know that.
“Oh, really?” He chuckled in disbelief. smiling down at you cockily. You decided just to shut down the whole game.
“No, not really. I couldn’t possibly do better than you, babe.” Your tone lended a slightly sarcastic edge, but now left Danny with the impression that you wouldn’t do anything to get him back.
“Glad you know who runs the games around here.” He smirked, leaning down to capture your lips with his.
“Get off your high horse and get ready.” you giggled, rolling your eyes at him.
“Oh, right… I kinda forgot.” Danny smiled sheepishly, fully remembering that he had to meet Sam at the studio, so they could record some parts together.
“Too busy trying to be a fucking prank master,” you mumbled, turning him around and lightly shoving him towards the closet for some clothes.
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After cleaning up the fake scene Danny had created and sending him on his way to the studio, you were left with the place all to yourself.
You showered up and got dressed, deciding to clean up a few little things around the apartment.
It didn’t take very long - Before you knew it, you were pretty much done. The only thing being left was to take out the trash.
You walked to the kitchen, heading straight for the trash can to pull out the bag. Upon reaching it, your eyes landed on the decently sized, plastic skeleton. You stared at it for a moment, a grin pulling at your lips as the gears in your brain began to turn.
You had no intentions of even bothering to get him back, but now that you were really thinking about it…
But, before you could get too carried away and sidetracked with your little… well, rather big plan, you went ahead and took out the trash.
Once you returned inside, you went straight for your phone and immediately searched for Jake’s number.
He surprisingly picked up within just a couple of rings.
“Hey, bug!” Jake’s enthusiasm, along with the nickname he’d given you very early on in your friendship, always and without fail put a smile on your face. “Everything okay?”
“Yeah, Jakey. Everything is fine. I just wanted to see if you would help me with something…” you started, pulling your bottom lip between your teeth in attempts to quell your rapidly growing excitement.
Another voice was heard in the background and within seconds, Josh was greeting you through the phone. “Hey, Y/N!”
“Josh is here, too, obviously. If that’s okay…” Jake chuckled.
Those two were inseparable. But that made it even better for you.
“It’s always okay!” you smiled, waiting for Jake to acknowledge your call for help.
“Anyways- what do you need my help with, bug?” he asked curiously, sounding ready to do anything you needed him to do.
“Well, actually… since I have you both here, I could use you both.” You told them, knowing Josh would go with anything. “You know how Danny has been doing all these crazy stunts trying to scare me?”
Jake and Josh gave a “Yeah,” in unison that made you giggle. They would always swear up and down that they never said the same things at the same time, but really, they did it quite often.
“And you also know how he gets Sammy involved, too?” you asked.
“Oh, yeah… Sam has been trying to get Jake and I, but he hasn’t succeeded yet.” Josh huffed a laugh. “Bastard,” He added, mumbling.
“Right, well I’ve kinda got an idea to get him back. That’s what I needed you guys for…” you finished, hoping that they would agree to it.
“I’m in.” Josh spoke up first, Jake following shortly after.
“Count me in, too… As long as I get to watch.” Jake laughed, clearly eager to get a load of his brother (hopefully) getting scared shitless.
“Oh, you’ll get to watch. I think I’m gonna have you both mainly doing the scaring.” You explained, and cheers of their excitement came rumbling through your phone.
“Even. Fucking. Better!” Jake was obviously smiling as he spoke. He and Josh settled down a bit, before he asked his final question. “I’m assuming you need us to come over?”
“Definitely,” you answered. “Can you both be here in half an hour?”
“We can be there in twenty.” Josh said matter of factly.
“Great! Bring those clown masks you two have, too.” You told them, remembering that they had dressed up as clowns just a couple Halloweens back.
“And wear all black.” you added, before you all said your “See you later’s” and hung up.
While you waited on the twins, you decided to gather everything you needed.
You started by searching through your closet for different clothes. changing into an old t-shirt from high school and old leggings - pieces you didn’t mind ruining.
It took you a while to find the fake blood you knew Danny had tucked away somewhere in the house, but eventually you found that, too. Finding it inside an unsuspecting box, shoved deep inside the closet of his music room.
More like forty-five minutes went by, before Jake and Josh were finally pulling into your driveway.
You had texted Danny, asking him how long he would be gone, spouting a lie about dinner plans to keep him completely unaware of your real plans.
Not even waiting for either of them to knock, you unlocked the door and pulled it open quickly.
“Gosh, excited much?” Josh laughed. coming up the stairs of your porch.
“That and you two are late,” you pointed, pulling him into a tight hug.
“Well, we figured we’d grab a few more things.” Jake grinned, coming up behind Josh. He held up a black duffel bag and you smiled giddily.
“I don’t know what your plan is, but we’ve got a damn good one, bug.”
You hugged Jake and then the three of you all went inside, piling into yours and Danny’s kitchen.
Jake tossed the bag up on the counter, flicking his eyes from you, to the bag. “Look inside.”
“I feel like I’m part of a goddamn drug deal.” Josh mumbled, as you grabbed and unzipped the bag eagerly.
You pulled it open, both clown masks sitting on the very top. Discarding them, you dug deeper inside it. Your jaw dropped upon landing on the fake, but somewhat real looking knives in the bottom.
“Guys…” You looked up from the contents in front of you, glancing between the two of them skeptically. “I was NOT gonna go quite this far.”
“Oh, come on!” Josh hit his hand against the island. “All you have to do is cover yourself in that fake blood, and lay out in the floor or whatever..”
“Yeah,” Jake chimed in gesturing to his brother. “Josh and I will take care of the rest.”
You eyed them both silently, tugging at your bottom lip with your teeth nervously.
“How many times has Danny pranked you now?” Jake questioned, breaking the silence.
“More times than I can count…” you admitted, shaking your head.
“Exactly!” Jake pointed a finger at you, like you’d just nailed the hammer on the head.
“This is only fair, Y/N.” Josh added, smiling wickedly at you and Jake.
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“Danny just said he’d be here in fifteen minutes,” you told Josh and Jake, picking up the bottle of fake blood.
“Okay, here’s what’s gonna go down-“ Jake started, tucking his black shirt into his pants. “We’re all gonna start in you and Danny’s room. As soon as you hear the door open and shut, I’m gonna shove you into the wall -still carefully of course- and you’re gonna scream as if one of us cut you.”
You nodded, letting him know you were keeping up.
“After that, you’re gonna run down the hallway screaming for Danny-“
“We’ll throw some fake blood down the hallway before, just to make it look real.” Josh threw in, making you giggle at his need to get that detail in.
“-Right, yeah.” Jake resumed. “Josh and I and gonna come down the hallway after you, but we’re gonna go straight for Danny instead.”
“He’ll get so scared he’ll piss himself, then that’s where I’m sure you’ll break character and give it all away.” Josh jested, and Jake cackled with him.
“Hey!” You huffed, even though you knew he was right. “Who said I would break character first?”
“Come on now, bug.” Jake gave you a look as if to say “Really?” and you sighed.
“Whatever,” you mumbled, dousing yourself in more fake blood. You placed it mostly around your shoulder, as though that’s where you were cut.
“This better be the best performance of your li-” Josh started to tease, but was cut off by your phone ringing.
Jake snatched it up and you were well on your way to protesting, before he explained his actions.
“It’s Danny, but you can’t answer it. Let him wonder why you aren’t picking up.” Jake said, letting the phone ring on.
“Oh,” you dragged out, understanding him. “That makes sense.”
Your phone dinged no sooner than the ringing had stopped, and Jake flashed the screen towards you.
“Be home in five,” you read out loud, looking from the phone back to Jake.
“Right, let’s get this show on the road.” Josh clapped his hands together, disappearing down the hallway.
Jake tossed your phone down on the couch, gesturing towards another bottle of fake blood. “Bring that, and sprinkle some of it down the hallway as we go through, okay?”
“Got it.” You spoke confidently, picking up the bottle and following after Jake towards your bedroom.
Jake flipped off a few lights on the way through, giving an eerie, late evening glow to your house.
You unscrewed the lid, tilting the bottle to let drops of the fake blood hit the hardwood floor, making a trail all the way down the hall until you reached your bedroom door.
You stepped inside, almost- but not quite closing the door all the way. Josh was already getting ready.
“You ready for this?” Jake asked, taking his mask and knife off the bed.
“As ready as I can be..” You said a little nervously, heart pounding away in your chest.
“Quick, dump some of that down your arm and in your hand.” Josh told you, pointing at the bottle you were still holding.
You did as he said, dumping the red liquid down your arm as though it was seeping from your “cut” shoulder and pooling in your hand.
“Perfect.” Josh said, just as the three of you heard a car door close outside. All three of your heads snapped up at once, looking at each other frantically for a split second. Jake was the first to recover.
“Quick! Let me have that and cut off the light.” He ordered quickly, reaching for the bottle of blood. He dumped some of it on his knife, smearing what was left all over his hands.
The three of you stayed as quiet
as possible, listening closely for the Danny keys entering the front door.
Like clockwork, his footsteps could be faintly heard coming up the front steps, and Josh threw up a single finger, counting off.
Next, the keys were heard and the door opened and Josh held up a second finger.
“Babe?!”
The front door closed and Josh mouthed three, signaling for you and Jake to go for it.
Jake grabbed you, shoving you to the wall, but used his hand to slam loudly against it for the noise. You screamed, shocking yourself and both boys with how real it sounded.
“NO!”
“Let go of me!” You screeched, adding on another scream of fear.
“Y/N?!” Danny was obviously scrambling around in the other room still, sounding extremely panicked.
Jake stepped back and yanked the door open. “Go!” he whisper-yelled.
You ran down the hall, somehow managing to fill your eyes with fake tears of pure panic and horror.
“DANNY!” you yelled, sprinting down the hallway towards him.
“Danny, please! Don’t let them get me!”
Once you reached him, he was as pale as a ghost, a mortified expression that you hoped you would never see again, taking over his face.
“Who, baby?! Let who get you?!” He rushed out, catching you as your flung yourself into his arms for the dramatics.
On perfect cue, Jake and Josh came storming down the hallway, hidden by their clown masks and holding their weapons high.
“Oh, FUCK?!” Danny yelled, scrambling to haul you towards the front door. “FUCK!”
Jake and Josh stayed just on your heels, but had no intentions of catching either of you. Danny didn’t know that part, though.
Danny flung the door open so hard. you were worried it would break the hinges, stumbling and causing you both to come roughly falling down against the wooden porch.
“Get up! We have to run, NOW!”
Danny was beside himself, hurriedly and clumsily getting up after your not-so-little wipe out. While you on the other hand, were stuck still laying against the wood of your porch, overtaken with hysterical laughter.
Josh and Jake sprinting out of the front door, stopping to watch the scene unfold before them, seeing that Danny had his back turned away from them.
“Get your ass up, Y/N!” he yelled, grabbing at your shoulders.
But you were like putty in his hands, stomach forming knots and muscles contracting from how hard you were laughing.
“Wha- Why the fuck are you laughing?!” he questioned, flipping you on your back.
About that time, Jake broke down, doubling over in loud cackles that the whole neighborhood could probably hear.
Josh didn’t take long to break character either, losing it as soon as Danny whipped around like a tornado to face them.
“What in the fuck?!” Danny’s face went red in confusion and embarrassment.
Josh pulled his mask off, only to fall into even more boisterous laughter, now having a good view of Danny’s face.
“Un. Fucking. Believable.” Danny hissed in disbelief.
You, and now Jake, were both holding your stomachs, on the ground with tears pouring down both your bright red faces.
“Yo- Your…. Your face!” You pointed at your boyfriend, head falling back and eyes squeezing shut as you continued to laugh hysterically.
“Shut- Shut up, I can’t breathe!” Jake pleaded, high-pitched giggles still flowing out of him along with Josh.
“You all are fucking awful.” Danny groaned, rubbing his hands over his face.
“”You don’t have the equipment for that!”” Josh quoted what Danny had said to you just hours ago and Danny’s eyes blew wide.
“Oh, you little fucking menace!” Danny laughed, genuinely shocked at what you just accomplished.
“I… Oh, fuck-“ you breathed, trying to catch your breath.
“I learned from the best, sir.” propped up on the wood floor, you gestured as if you were bowing.
“And you two!” Danny said turning around again.
Despite him going to scolding Jake and Josh, he was finally smiling a little. “How dare you!”
“You’ve gotten Sammy into all this prankster shit! It was only fair!” Josh defending, throwing his hands up.
Holding on to the railing just in case, you mustered up the strength to pull yourself up.
Danny walked over to you scowling, knowing good and well that he had been served a piping hot cup of revenge, and it burned him good.
“Wanna call this a truce?” Danny asked you, looking up at you with soft eyes.
“Boo,” Jake dragged out, giving a thumbs down. “What a baby, already calling truce.”
“Don’t do it, Y/N! The fun is just starting.” Josh spoke, encouraging you to challenge him.
“No…?” You really thought it over for a moment.
“No. I say let this declare war, Daniel.”
“Fuck yeah!”
“Yes!” Jake and Josh cheered together, having a little celebration of triumph.
Danny leaned in with narrow eyes that held a mischievous twinkle, making your stomach turn deliciously. Seeing your challenge with an extension of his hand, that you very confidently took, shaking it firmly.
“If war is what you want, war is exactly what you shall get, baby.-
He dipped his head down closer, breath hitting your ear and you shivered. “-But I hope you know, this isn’t just limited to Halloween anymore.”
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Please do make some about Danny and Sam.
👍👍part 1 who is Superman
Superman part of the analysis:
Superman as a character is complex, but also really sympathetic when wrote right, rarely he if sadly. He is seen as simple good two shoes, boring and hypocritical for a lot of people.
Can see he imagining a perfect world were superman job is just help in emergency and natural disasters and the rest of time he can be just Clark together with everyone doing the best for everyone. In his words superman is what he can do not who he is.
In my opinion the best of Superman comics are the ones were the point is not a fight but finding different ways to stop the situation and don't cause damage, his whole life is damage control, even his powers make him the perfect first attended.
In a comic Superman and Wonder Woman are talking about how he needs training in fighting and he responded saying that he doesn't want to be good at it, that he feels he it's wrong to do so and he only fights because he knows someone needs to and he is usually the more strong and durable around, read earth.
That makes his deal with Lex Luthor interesting because Lex is in the center of humanity in a way, he's in the vanguard. Tech, politics and even media, Luthor is in the scene soo every time he deals with him, Superman gets throw in the public eye.
On a justice league animation, I think, he says how he can't wear a mask like other heros because he's already suspicious to humanity with his face laid bare and alien origin confirmed, he always on thin ice.
He safety lies on how long he can go unnoticed and insignificant to most people.
Clark can only be a person only when nobody knows that he can be superman. The moment they do he is alien man no legal rights McGee, and he can never lay low or just be again in the best of situations and be a thing to be dissected, and torn a part to study on the worst ones, making braniac gimmick of completely studying and then destroying everything a personal nightmare turned reality.
The more you learn about superman lore the more you stop thinking of him as a space Jesus and start seeing him as some weird guy just trying to make it in America, like he wasn't born there but he sure was raised as one, he saw the best humanity can offer, and he just giving back all the kindness he had received growing up.
Some of my favorite comics shows he growing up, learning himself as and being perceived as weird or creepy and still beeing loved and accepted, in fucking Kansas. Some comics the whole town of Smallville is in on it, like yes that's just the Kent's child, he is a little different and could juggle tractors like they weighted as much as air, but he is so polite and meek and kind, and the Kents, such a nice couple, always helping everyone in town, they always wanted kids, but they weren't able to conceive, they founding and raising Clark is like a fairy tale coming true.
The Kent's used to be hippies, then the high school sweet hearts settled down back were they grow up , in a farm living of the land, found a baby that come to them from the stars, took one look at him and decided that they were his family, the watched a shit ton of sci Fi movies and tried preparing him the best way they could for this world.
A lot of importance is given at his father teaching him, both the alien one teaching him about his home planet, their down fall, all the greed and desire to consume and conquer and and just thinking about what you want now and never about what others will need in the future. How he is the last of then, how he must uphold their culture, their existence and never let their mistakes repeat.
He doesn't know krypton, didn't even know that is what he is from until adulthood in some stories, he was different, but that was it, growing up he just knew what he wasn't.
Now a hologram of a man he doesn't even know appears to him like a Shakespearean ghost telling him he is his actual dead and he is indeed all alone in the universe and said universe is also kinda in his shoulders now, And Clark a kid with no past become a man with a mission, and so much more questions than before.
When Zod appears determined to conquer Earth, Clark has no choice but kill him, is his duty deal with kryptonian affairs and keep Earth save. When he can't find a peaceful solution he does kill, he hates it but he knows that is the option with less death in the end.
He already lost a home once, he will do everything to not lose another, be it fighting and even killing foes to recycling and always using the public transport.
But his other dad also was a big teacher, Jon is a strong man, the good kind of strong, the type to always help when they can and see the good in every one, a hard worker who refuse to take advantage of others, so different to that white collars from big cities that are destroying this world. Someone always looking out for the underdog.
He wants to be a hero that saves people but he doesn't want to fight much less kill.
Oooh yes, I can see what you mean—I’m always enthralled by how much superman is commentary on the immigrant experience, makes sense when you consider the Jewish origins of the comics. I do feel like it’s forgotten about when not thinking very in-depth about the general story/mythos/etc. very interesting!
Honestly he’s kinda relatable.
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Not so much today, cuz I spent half the day wrestling with chapter 4, but it’s WIP WEDNESDAY! Turns out, “and suddenly Catwoman is here” is just how I handle scenes I’m having trouble with now
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A Swell Night On The Town
Jason had been pretty sure he knew what to expect from Vlad Masters. The Plasmius file had stood out even amongst all the other ghosts, and not just for being a halfa.
The guy was a stalker, a creep, manipulative as hell, and would not take no for an answer. And no, he didn’t need a second grabby billionaire anywhere near his life, thanks.
He’d dealt with dozens just like him, rich assholes who thought their wealth and power made them untouchable.
And the man himself, standing in front of him? Yeah, okay, Jason was a little surprised.
Vlad’s face had this perfect fist shape to it, like his cheekbones were gonna wave Jason in to break his teeth.
Wild how that worked.
Offering to share Danny’s baby pictures was… an unexpected avenue of attack, honestly. Fucking effective though, and it had somehow defused the situation.
He’d still rather drag the man out by the scruff of his neck, but the apparent peace offering settled something inside him. Well, more directly Danny’s reaction to it.
Danny wasn’t scared of Vlad. Whatever he was, whatever he’d done? However much he’d hurt Danny in the past, <>used his death against him<>?
It hadn’t been fear setting Danny off when he knew Vlad was here. Which raised the question of what it had been, but he could always ask later.
For now, Vlad wasn’t an immediate threat to be eliminated, at least not yet. Today, they could play with him a little.
And if that changed? He was ready.
So Jason let his face soften into a smile as Danny groaned, damn near as dramatic as Dick. Let Vlad think he might be tempted.
And maybe just a little enjoy the revenge after all that bugging about the pixie boot photos earlier.
He reached out automatically to steady Danny as he swayed, leaving his hand on his shoulder. And watched Vlad track the gesture, which was… interesting.
Yeah, they could probably get him on the same game as the Manson’s. Jason let his arm slip around the slighter man’s shoulders, skimming gently down his arm.
Danny leaned into him just a little and if that made the pit happy, well, convenient bonus. Most of his attention stayed fixed on Vlad.
“I guess you’ve known each other a long time?” He offered, trying to keep his voice more neutral.
Danny sighed dramatically, folding his arms and glaring.
“Well it sure fucking feels like forever,” he grumbled loudly and Jason grinned, ruffling his hair.
“Not so long as I’d like,” Vlad argued with a soft chuckle, shaking his head. “I’m afraid even though I have always been his godfather we did not meet until he <<joined the club>> as it were. Had we met sooner I might have made a better impression.”
Sam snorted most of a laugh derisively through her nose, cocking her hip and smirking at him.
“Would you have given a fuck before he <<joined the club>>?” She asked sarcastically, perfectly matching his dramatic emphasis.
Vlad shot her another scathing look, then gave Jason an obsequious smile.
“Of course, I don’t have anything on me, but if you would like to come by some time…” he began, and Danny straightened so fast that something in Jason lurched to pull him back.
He resisted. Barely.
“Hell no Vlad, fuck off. You’re not having Jason over to your creepy ass castle in Wisconsin,” Danny snapped, his eyes flashing green and Jason had a revelation.
That? That was a truly fucking weird thing to see. Even if it hadn’t always been the trigger for violence, yeah, he could see why his family flinched.
Also? Danny getting possessive? Adorable.
Vlad certainly seemed to agree (which made Jason immediately want to change his mind), giving Danny a smug smile.
“Jason is an adult, Daniel, as you are yourself. I believe he can make up his own mind?” He purred, gaze flicking expectantly back to Jason.
It was a good thing he’d been practicing one of his best gala smiles half the month for this occasion. He’d never been more thankful for the training that let him keep it light and sweet.
“I’m not coming to your creepy ass castle in Wisconsin,” he agreed with Danny, loving the way Vlad’s face fell.
Impatient bastard. Like Jason hadn’t proved extremely early on which side of this line he was coming down on. Although…
“But maybe you can email me.”
Keep him sweet. Keep him hopeful. All the better to fully fuck around with later, and maybe give himself a backdoor into any plans.
Danny grinned smugly back at Vlad, folding his arms and leaning into Jason in a way that was definitely all out possessive. Which Jason could kinda get.
The new kid at school liked Danny best. Hell, Jason was always smug as fuck when one of the birds sided with him over B.
“Aww, I guess even your best impression wasn’t up for much, huh Vladdie?” Danny teased and Vlad’s eyes narrowed, before his smile flashed back, sharp and venomous.
“I shall certainly send you some pictures at my earliest convenience, Jason. Do you have a card?” He asked sweetly, looking from Danny directly up to Jason’s face.
Jason stifled a snicker.
“It’s not the eighties. Gimme your phone, I’ll add you.” He held out a hand, half expecting Vlad to refuse.
Surely he didn’t make his money and build his evil empire by being stupid. But no, Vlad gave him a calculating look and then handed the device right over.
Didn’t even try and look at the screen. And, well, Jason was a Robin once. Even Danny grabbing for the phone didn’t stop him, raising it above his reach.
Type his email with thumb swipes so it took half the time, turn on bluetooth, pair to Tim’s phone, get the ping for the downloaded app, bluetooth off and he handed the phone back to Masters, back on the contact screen.
“Here. That’s my private email, so don’t go giving it out to all and sundry,” he added as Danny tried to flap the phone from his hand.
“Aw come on Jason! You can’t give him that, he’s evil!” Danny whined, and Jason put his free hand directly in Danny’s face and pushed him away like he’d do Dick.
“You wanted to talk to Selina, you filthy fucking hypocrite.”
“Who wanted to talk to me?”
And speak of the devil, here she was, slinking towards them in one of her tight black dresses, short hair cupping her face.
Vlad shifted to let her join them, making a face when she stepped too close and stepping quickly away.
Jason closed his lips on a grin. Hope he didn’t have anything too precious in those pockets. Luckily his phone was still in hand, now tucked into a different pocket.
“I did,” Sam said loudly before anyone could interrupt, turning and bestowing her sweetest Manson Party Smile on her. “I heard you have baby photos of Jason.”
Selina raised an eyebrow as Jason made a half hearted grab for Sam, cocking her hip and smirking at him.
“Why darling, I most certainly do. And you are?” She asked, gaze darting around the group.
Sam stuck out her hand to shake.
“Sam Manson. This is my date, Danny Fenton, and my… friend, Jason Todd,” she introduced, jerking her thumb at the boys in turn.
Vlad cleared his throat, and promptly regretted it when Sam smirked.
“Oh, and this asshole is Vladdie.”
Vlad shot a glower at her while Danny and Jason snickered, turning to offer Selina his own hand.
“Vlad Masters, Daniel’s godfather.”
Selina took his hand delicately, a sharp smile on her face as she shook.
“Oh, so you’re the one who’s been snatching at the little Waynes! Have you come to make a grab for Jason?” She asked with a barely hidden glee, and alright, <<maybe>> she could stay.
Vlad’s poleaxed expression would make up for a lot, then he snapped too and snatched his hand away.
“I most certainly… oh… well. I. Suppose there was one incident, but I’d hardly call it grabbing,” he admitted with ill grace, smoothing down the front of his suit.
Selina’s smile spread and she pointed discretely towards the refreshment tables.
“Oh? Poor Tim has had to get an ice pack I hear, and someone said that you were behind Dick’s sudden disappearance. I’ll have to warn you that the last one left is Damian and he has a reputation of his own,” she purred.
Vlad’s brows furrowed into a deep frown, clearly not sure how to handle this situation. Being the focus of the gossip was apparently a change for him.
Jason was almost jealous, but the sheer joy of watching Selina at work washed it away. <<Not>> being the focus of all the gossip was a fun change for him.
“Damian Wayne?” Vlad asked, glancing back at Jason. Like Jason was about to help.
“He bites,” Jason explained casually and Danny fucking cackled, falling forward into Sam.
“Oh… oh Vlad… Vlad please… go bother Damian,” Danny gasped as Sam caught him, and Sam smirked.
“Would you turn down your Wayne scholarship?” Sam asked wickedly and Vlad’s head snapped around so fast he must have cricked his neck.
“Your what?” He asked sharply as Danny sucked in great lungfuls of air, finally straightening.
He was in no fit state to answer so Sam took over, smirking at Vlad.
“Oh, part of why Danny came is because he won a Wayne scholarship,” she said with a smug confidence Jason had to admire.
And join in on, since it was upsetting Vlad so much.
“Yeah, Brucie just loves to provide for underprivileged youth. It’s how we got my newest brother Duke,” he explained with an offhanded shrug, and oooooh he could almost see steam flying from Vlad’s ears.
His glare snapped back to Danny himself, who was just barely recovering.
“Then I suppose it’s a good thing I was here to defend your good name to Brucie,” Vlad spat the words like they tasted bad and that sent Danny off again.
“Aww, Vladdie, you do care,” he giggled, pulling himself back up and wiping at his eyes.
Vlad’s expression contrived to somehow become even more constipated.
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