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erumsblog · 1 year

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"All of my past thoughts have returned to burn me once again" - - - - - - - - - - - - - #explore #poetry #aestethics #pakistan #trending #photography #persian #quotes #islam #muslim #love #photooftheday #art #goals #pain #urdu #shayri #desimemes #desihumour #funnymemes #islam #muslim #muslimbelike #halal #halalmeme https://www.instagram.com/p/CnZ5CFdBwdM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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yayitsabi · 1 year

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One of the reasons I guess why desi parents push their daughters to pursue biology is maybe because they believe they won't have to give The Talk to her...Making it easier for themselves, I see. Hmmm...

#growingupdesi #desi #biologyjoke #joke #biohumour #humour #desihumour #justdesithings

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letshandcraft · 1 year

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Om Ignorai Nameh.. the only mantra to escape the bullshit of this life.. . . . Click the link in Bio to Order.. . . . #funnyhoodies #redhoodie #unisexstyle #yogadesign #yogahoodie #desihumour #desimemes #funnyquotes #quotesaboutlife #womenhoodies #fitnessgirl #meditationquotes #meditationpractice #shoponline #redbubbleshop #etsyshopsofinstagram #meeshoshopping #flipkartshopping #amazonshopping #giftideas #letshandcraft (at Mohali, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmrje7ihXZI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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catluvus · 4 months

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why-justsaying · 3 years

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Indian stereotypes

#indianjokes #indianmemes #indianmovies #indian serial update #indian parents #indiantradition #desijokes #desifun #desifunny #being indian #indianmom #indianculture

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funnybolte-blog · 4 years

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Follow @funnybolte For More Awesome Post ❤️ . . .. . #funnyquotes #funnylines #funnyhindimemes #funnyshyari #funnythoughts #funnybolte #funnyhumour #desihumour #desilog #desisarcasm #desiladka #desifun #desimemes #desivines #hindifunny #hindiwriting #hindimemes #hindishayar #hindiquote #hindihumour #hindithoughts https://www.instagram.com/p/CCvFX-vjsPQ/?igshid=1cv9lv85muzld

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comicindianmemes-blog · 4 years

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😂😂🤣🤣 * * *LIKE|SHARE |COMMENT * * #comicindianmemes #coronamemes #desihumour #funnyindianlife #joblessindian #latestmemes #modimemes #savagememe #thugindianmemes https://www.instagram.com/p/B-AC1UFAt0v/?igshid=1v4mef4idx49k

#comicindianmemes #coronamemes #desihumour #funnyindianlife #joblessindian #latestmemes #modimemes #savagememe #thugindianmemes

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thesastimastichronicles-blog · 4 years

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A Slight Miscommunication

Choosing a fancy wedding invitation is a serious affair. Minimalist, over-the-top or perhaps, the ones with extra elements. You look at the designs, select the one that appears expensive, although it might be the cheapest. Your aim is to impress the guests with the best choice. After all, it’s the invitation that helps guests judge the scale of the wedding. It is all a huge task!

But not for Avni. A workaholic at heart, she has bigger troubles on her mind. The sole purpose of getting married was to distract her relatives from their constant interrogations. The last time she briefly nodded at a potential suitor on jeewansathi.com, her mother called up the dholakwallahs to celebrate her interest.

The neighbours had witnessed two such loud announcements, hence, trust-issues were a possibility. Not that Avni cared for their presence, but her mother insisted on a formal invitation. Hence, she decided to go ahead with the plan.

“I can send the e-invites, maa. Why spend so much money on these fancy cards?”

“Not possible! Do you remember the card that Sharma Ji sent for his son’s wedding? It came with blueberry coated almonds! What will he think of us?” said her mother angrily.

“I don’t care what he thinks. If he can afford it, he might as well buy it. I am not going to waste paper, only to see the cards tucked away in some drawer or for them to be thrown in the dustbin. I have asked Vishakha to make the e-invite…”

“Who? Is this a joke? There is no way I’m letting you do this!”

A dinner-table discussion later…

Avni texted her friend, Vishakha about the e-invite ideas. They used Vishaka’s graphic designing skills to design a template.

Soon, the dates for the engagement were finalised. Two separate venues were available. Mr Taneja, a trusted client of Avni’s firm suggested both, one in Noida, the other in Chhatarpur.

Subsequently, Vishakha made templates for both the venues. She forwarded the invites to Avni’s mother for circulation.

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Everything went according to plan. The bride put on her beautiful outfit and was ready on the day of the ceremony. Her mother was busy attending to the family members while looking after the arrangements.

“I’ve got this gold thali custom-made for the ceremony. No one could’ve imagined the details I’ve worked on. You just wait and see everyone will be enchanted by our arrangements!” she said, enthusiastically.

“Ma, how long do I have to sit in this annoying dress? It’s 8:30 already. The hall is entirely empty.”

“Arey, don’t worry! Guests are usually late for these ceremonies. They’ll eventually come for the food” she said, with a grin, “I cannot wait to see them enjoying the lip-smacking Paneer Tikkas and Shahi Tukras. The food at Sharma ji’s son’s wedding wasn’t half as good.”

“No, Ma. There’s something wrong. I’m not even carrying my phone. My colleagues should’ve been here already.…”

As suspicion in the room rose, Mr Taneja immediately sent his manager a message. He was surprised to see the reply about the unexpected gathering at the Noida venue.

Immediately, Avni turned to her mother, confronting her.

Hesitantly she started, “Maa, did you…Oh no!”

#weddingmishaps #wedding #venueswitchup #technologychalleneged #humour #moms #wedding etiquette #indian #desihumour #justindianthing #switcheroo

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cariblingo · 3 years

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Drop your flags in the comments if you have this fruit where you're from.⁠⠀⁠⁠ ---⁠⠀⁠⁠ Carib Lingo 🍍⁠⠀⁠⁠ Talk Di Talk⁠⠀⁠⁠ -----⁠⠀⁠⁠ Sari: 🇬🇾🇹🇹⁠⁠ ⁠(Noun)⁠⁠ A strip of unstiched cloth, ranging up to nine meters that is draped around the body in various styles.⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ Synonyms⁠⁠ Saree⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ #cariblingo #talkditalk #trinidad #caribbean #caribbeanlife #westindian #westindies #trinidadandtobago #ig_caribbean ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ #fashion #saree #indianfashion #gold #sari #lehenga #vivaluxe #desiclothing #gypsystyle #desihumour #marge #indiangifts #homer #weddinglook #pakistanifashion #desified #desi #indian #theplayfulindian #simpsons #valentinesgift https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ0sk-3rcFA/?utm_medium=tumblr

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mausiqi · 6 years

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जब पोहे पे हल्दी देर से डालो और पूरे पे अच्छे से ना मिले 😆😆 #desihumour #kyunkidilhaihindustani #wheelofbrisbane #sameshot #differentlook #brissylife #ozlife #brisbanecity #thisisqueensland #seeaustralia #मसखरी #मैंठहरायायावर (at Wheel of Brisbane)

#मसखर #brisbanecity #differentlook #wheelofbrisbane #kyunkidilhaihindustani #thisisqueensland #म #seeaustralia #desihumour #ozlife #brissylife #sameshot

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erumsblog · 1 year

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"For the love of a rose, the gardener becomes the slave of a thousand thorns. - - - - - - - - - - - - - #explore #poetry #aestethics #pakistan #trending #photography #persian #quotes #islam #muslim #love #photooftheday #art #goals #pain #urdu #shayri #desimemes #desihumour #funnymemes #islam #muslim #muslimbelike #halal #halalmeme https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm6IRzbBAEy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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muhammadikmalfahmi · 3 years

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😂😂🤣🤣 Follow my backup @growing_up_muslim2 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • # #dailymemes #jokes #funnymeme #halalmemes #halaljokes #muslimmemes #israel #visitisrael #telaviv #israelkoyak #palestine #freepalestine #desihumour #growingupmuslim2 Reposted from #benjaminnetanyahu #israeltourism #israelfood #synagogue #jews @growing_up_muslim (at Tel Aviv, Israel) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPIvy_Kh5FZ/?utm_medium=tumblr

#dailymemes #jokes #funnymeme #halalmemes #halaljokes #muslimmemes #israel #visitisrael #telaviv #israelkoyak #palestine #freepalestine #desihumour #growingupmuslim2 #benjaminnetanyahu #israeltourism #israelfood #synagogue #jews

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letshandcraft · 1 year

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My life my mom rules.. Story of all Indian kids 😂 . . . Order your hoodie now.. Link in Bio... . . #desihumour #funnyhoodies #funnyquotes #memesindia #winteroutfit #funnyquotesandsayings #funnymemes #blackhoodie #womenhoodies #blacksweatshirt #collegememes #collegehoodies #teenagegirls #teenagelife #meeshoshopping #flipkartshopping #amazonshopping #redbubbleshop #etsyshopsofinstagram #ordernow #holidaydeal #festivaloffers #letshandcraft (at Mohali, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmo0f6APkFR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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kamobabakememes · 3 years

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Are jaa😑 🤣🤣 Like ,Share, Comment . #backbenchers_ #jokelikebro #thugschoollife #theepicbro #desifun #chutiyapanti #harshbeniwal #dekhbhai #sacredgames #rvcj #backchodi #chutiyappa #desihumour#indianmemestore #hindustanibhau #dankindianmemes #jokeoftheday # #indianvines #haqsesingle #belikebro #indianmemer #bakchodiyaan #schoolfun #chutiyapaoverdose #pagal #trolls #indianmemesdaily #hindimemes #sarcasmmemes https://www.instagram.com/p/CNxuM-wrDvA/?igshid=jim58tiofhdb

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desidymes · 3 years

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The moment you accept yourself, you become beautiful. ➖ ®️ Repost #desidymes @blainejanell ➖ 🏁 Follow 👆 and show some 💖 ➖ Ⓜ Tag @desidymes to get featured ➖ ™️ We feature creators from our Instagram feed. If you feel we are violating your rights, please DM us for removal. ➖ Tags: #delhigram #desifun #desijokes #desigirls #desiswag #desihumour #growingupdesi #desiblogger #desiboy #desibanter #desithuglife #desifunny #desiindian #desimemer #desivibes #desivideos #desicomedy #instadesi #desilife #desijoke #desiqueen #desikudi #desilifestyle #desi_swag #desiculture #brownpeopleproblems #desimunda #desihumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ8jqSqg2em/?igshid=1h9g32nod4vvu

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vanishamistry · 6 years

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How good are these greeting cards from @theplayfulindian 😁I know the Indians amongst you will appreciate these 👌🏽😂 Check out her page you, she’s got loads of other cool designs on there you can buy. The ladoo one is definitely my favourite

#desihumour #greetingcards #cutecards #illustration #illustrationart #ladoo #indiandesign #ganesh #jalebi #indianjokes

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