the DMC boys (Dante, Vergil, Nero, V) finding out reader is pregnant???
Sparda boys + V x Pregnant!Fem!Reader headcannons
¤ Dante ¤
-Freaks the hell out--not out of disappointment or anger or anything like that, but out of excitement.
-Immediately starts researching dad jokes so he and Vergil can have a "dad-off" to see who can be cornier.
-Also helps you decorate and stuff, giggling and laughing the entire time.
-Talks a lot about his plans for the baby; how he wants to be a better dad than his was, how he wants to prepare it for demon hunting, and how he wants to train it to insult Vergil on sight.
-He's also got a whole-ass list of pranks to pull with the baby prepared, from chucking water balloons at your unsuspecting neighbors to TP-ing the neighborhood houses.
-Other than that clearly childish mischief, Dante's already rocking the "middle aged dad" vibes so he'll do fine.
■ Vergil ■
-His first thought was: "Oh no, not again."
-Vergil was legitimately afraid of having another child after what happened with Nero and his unknown mother, however, you managed to convince him that this would be different and that you wouldn't be going anywhere.
-Vergil had a lot of nightmares and troubled dreams the next few weeks. Though his heart wanted to believe you, his damaged mind had other plans, which it revealed to him in the form of horrible visions.
-With your help, and a lot of time, he got over these dark thoughts and began to see the light in having another child.
-Though he wouldn't dare speak it aloud, Vergil was convinced that the baby would reunite the Sparda family once and for all: Nero would finally have a sibling whom he'd want to visit, allowing Vergil to spend more time with his son, and since he, Nero, and the new baby would all be together, Dante would naturally join in and the boys could be bros again.
-After having that revelation, Vergil became noticeably more excited for the baby's birth.
□ Nero □
-Nero is excited but terrified.
-He's more than happy to learn you're expecting, but since he's so young, he's worried he won't make a good dad. You'd think he'd ask his parents for help, but no...he never knew his mom and his dad is less than pleasant.
-So, what does he do? Nothing. He puts his hood up and sits on the couch, doing nothing in tense silence.
-After an hour or so of brooding, he decides, fuck it, he's gonna wing it and be the best dad the Sparda bloodline will ever see.
-He proudly announces this fact over dinner at Devil May Cry, eliciting mixed responses, particularly from the soon-to-be-grandpa.
-You and Nero will be excellent parents who raise a happy, healthy child, he'll see to that.
● V ●
-Doesn't even know what being pregnant means, and can you really blame him? The only piece of literature he's ever read is William Blake's poetry, it's a miracle he can tie his shoes. Oh wait, he wears sandals.
-Griffon knows, somehow, and explains what it is. The minute the realization dawns upon him is the minute his eyes widen, his mouth drops open, and he nearly passes out.
-A baby, a real life baby is brewing gestating in your tummy and it's his?! He helped make life!? What?!
-V is ecstatic! He can't wait to read this baby bedtime stories, sing it lullabies, and rock it to sleep.
-Even his familiars are preparing; Griffon is ready to give it a light show with his magic and Shadow keeps bringing dead birds as gifts.
-V might be a complete noob when it comes to living life, but hey, so is your baby, so they can figure things out together.
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Just Thinking About...
Sitting on the couch curled up with Shadow on your lap, V next to you reading. Despite the big cat form Shadow takes, she is actually quite light and only really applies pressure when you ask. You have your head laying on V's shoulder, the man having his arm wrapped around your shoulders since he doesn't really need it to turn the pages. You've been subconsciously running your hand through Shadow's fur which has intern been putting her to sleep. Your cups of tea sitting on the coffee table, almost completely forgotten about as the two of you read.
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perchance... library dates with vergil and maybe v ..perchance (only do it if you want to don't feel pressured i hope you have a nice day!)
Oh no, I'm not pressured in the least! Here you go and enjoy!
Vergil and V X Reader library dates headcannons
■ Vergil ■
-Vergil loves the library for two reasons: 1, because there are lots of books, and 2, because it's quiet.
-If you want to go on a date with him to the library, you have to be quiet too. Normally, these trips are meant for him to have a quiet moment, which means that you being a part of these quiet moments requires you to be as silent as he is.
-If you're naturally that way, then good for you.
-Vergil loves just sitting with you and silently reading books by your side. Communication is not necessary; you're just relaxing in the moment.
-Will wrap his arm around you to pull you close to him so he can feel your warmth as he reads.
-Certainly doesn't mind if you fall asleep while leaning against him, as it means he now has a large, slightly moving, occasionally snoring book-rest.
● V ●
-V loves the library for the same reasons Vergil does, though he tends to prefer wandering around the areas with lots of poetry as opposed to other works of fiction.
-Unlike Vergil, however, V loves to discuss books and their topics with you, regardless of whether you two are talking about the same book or not. He really just wants to debate with you.
-He's also wide open to recommendations, so if there's a particular series you're a fan of, it won't be that hard to turn him to your side.
-V will also read aloud to you if you ask him to, but he'll do so quietly so as not to disturb the other patrons. That's fine, seeing as his voice sounds better than ASMR.
-Will drape himself across your lap to read, but only if there are comfortable seats and adequate light.
-He also likes having his head patted while he's reading. It helps him relax and is generally soothing.
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