#dick helping slovenian grandmothers do their taxes like: honestly i don't know what that means but it can't be too important

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hi, can you do headcanons where batfamily and maybe some other heroes are scared by Dick's intelligence?

like "my god, I totally forgot that he was a genius"

wally and dick go on a mission in france and while wally is whipping out google translate dick is already like 'bonjour, je cherche un homme qui s'appelle-'

he runs them out to slovenia on a lead and while wally is back to google translate dick is already helping the perp's grandma file her taxes

"how many languages do you speak?"

"mentally? two on a good day."

"and technically?"

"like thirteen? maybe fourteen if i squint?"

wally's like 'not that i expected anything less from you but what the fuck man'

damian assumes dick is ridiculously stupid at first because he's seen dick's file and it's like 'didn't finish college, hasn't had a stable job ever, still doesn't use his trustfund money' so clearly dick is beneath him

but when damian gets completely stumped over a chemical compound he can't identify, dick manages to identify it after 10 seconds of looking and damian's just like "i'm going to idolise the absolute shit out of you from here on out"

steph gives dick her med school homework to prove to bruce that college is really difficult and he just fills it all in in 15 minutes and hands it over while she's still ranting about the work load.

"how can you know this much about neurobiology?"

"i dabble"

12 year old dick grayson accidentally solved superman's case because he thought it was clark's crime novel and he's like "clearly this franklin guy killed his brother, his entire alibi is shit, it's too obvious. honestly uncle clark, i know you can write a better story than this."

jason tried to cheat dick out of a win at a pubquiz by switching all the questions with really specific ones and dick still won.

"which country was group 4's winner in the european football cup of 1996?"

"croatia"

"how the fuck"

tim knows that technically, dick is a genius, but he's also seen him flying into walls at 60 miles per hour so he's a little skeptical until dick's like "wanna see me hack the pentagon?" and genuinely hacks the pentagon

#my personal headcanon is that steph goes to med school or nursing school or both #dick is multilingual in the way that technically he's fluent in multiple languages but he forgot the word 'apple' and could only sign it #dick helping slovenian grandmothers do their taxes like: honestly i don't know what that means but it can't be too important #i speak like 5 languages and i'm bad in all of them #nothing worse than doing a test and getting asked a question you can only answer in german #'what's the french word for apartment?' i dont know but i can tell you the latin word for roof #it's tectum #it also means house #teknon means child in ancient greek #(unrelated sidenote) #anon #bataranswers #dick grayson #nightwing #wally west #damian wayne #jason todd #tim drake #batman #batfam #batfamily #the flash #kid flash #flash #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc headcanons #dick grayson headcanons #batfamily headcanons