#did not get banned YET*

[melverie]

In case you missed it: the Little Ds took over for a bit and did not get banned!

Dec 17th

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#did not get banned YET* #they teasered a little d revolution in hard mode a few lessons back and now we got a short-lived one in the calendar #pretty sure little d no 2 is behind this tho #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me little d

[suffarustuffaru]

if i wrote a comprehensive analysis of reading into otto's character from a queer lens (with extensive text citations) would you read it bc ive thought way too much about this for the sake of my silly anime fanfiction okay. i know too much about this topic now and i gotta let the energy out <33

#my thesis is that otto is so into subaru and all the animators keep shipping ottosuba (says the rz ottosuba shipper blog) and then #tappei goes “....huh did i just write otto being gay for subaru bc fans keep asking if ottos gay for subaru. huh. ........maaaybe” #the other part of my thesis is that otto is transphobic towards subaru-as-natsumi despite subaru being his crush for Reasons and that #otto cant be normal about relationships bc of *insert psychological analysis about his life* #theres just sooooo sooooo much subtext from ottos end that i just gotta ok i gotta. i gotta. when. when i got time. i prommys </3 if no one #else will i will <3 #i started posting my more polished analysis stuff on rz reddit a little while ago but i think if i posted an otto queer subtext analysis id #speedrun myself into getting banned LJDFLJD oh well. very worth it. #listen today i got commplimented by my writing professor for having great writing and analysis and inside i was thinking #ah yes bc i write #anime meta in my free time LDSFJ but im flattered i just let the adhd take over!!!! #and once again if youre someone whos sent me an ask that i havent answered yet ill get to it eventually HAH <3 #suffaru post

[betterthanbatman1]

Today I woke up, had a dull ache in my body and could barley keep my eyes open despite it being past 1pm. I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I looked out the window and saw such a cute little Robin. It only sat for a few moments before flying away. I was filled with this sort of melancholy feeling, like the little bird abandoned me, but also it was so beautiful as it flew past and I was just in awe of the nature and the world. Like wow, I share this world with this amazing, beautiful creature. What a beautiful world I live in. And then my toast popped up and the fire alarm went off and I couldn’t get it to stop on my own.

Just had the most Bruce Wayne moment of my life.

#facepalming myself #Unfortunately this is based on true events #I have now become Bruce Wayne #My mum literally helping me with the fire alarm like Alfred would lmao #I’m about to get banned from the kitchen just like Bruce did #you know he was probably banned from burning toast #This man didn’t get banned from cooking Turkey dinner no no #He was banned from burning toast #batfamily #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #Alfred pennyworth #dc #I forgot to post this on the day it happened #unfortunately I’m not accustomed to queuing posts yet #despite me being on tumblr for enough time

[fluffypotatey]

Since I very sincerely doubt Uther managed to kill ALL the Dragonlords (they're knights, not the KGB, and it was a lot easier to disappear back then) imagine them returning to Albion from Rome or whatever to find Cousin Balinor's only son is ruling Camelot and the Druids, is best friends with an immortal knight and one dude that's been raised from the fucking dead, is bonded to THEE oldest dragon they've ever heard of (and who is also nuttier than squirrel stew) and a semi-feral hatchling that barely listens to four (4) people max and hisses/bites/claws at the rest, and oh yeah, is married to a fucking Pendragon.

Family dinners must be a hoot and a half.

oh to be a fly on the wall when they finally make an audience in Camelot. oh to see Merlin's face morph from apprehension to wonder to exhaustion to horror because they're telling Arthur everything they know.

#obviously these guys arrive post battle of camlann and post magic ban being lifted #they heard about the new king of camelot being the once and future king wanted to see that for themselves (they have so many questions) #they create a dragonlord support group for merlin #honestly my question is when exactly did the dragonlord population start dimishing #sure okay we can say during the Purge and Uther isn't one for mercy so he would totally go on a warpath...but they're dragonlords and yet #they lost to a mad king who only had knights on his side. #theory: dragonlord population was dwindling long before the Purge #other kingdoms in Abion were growing suspicious and wary of dragolords and their ability to “control” dragons #many kings felt threatened by it and sought to exterminate them #paranoia for magic prob been around long before the Purge (twas only the catalyst for a century long tension bt royals and sorcerers) #think WW1 kind of tension between kings and dragonlords: kingdoms were beginning to stabilize/unify; territories were drawn out #oh bro i am now actually very interested in exploring the events leading up to the Purge #my theory: Ambrosious the king said to “unite” Albion that first time had issues with gaining fealty from dragonlords #dragonlords saw themselves as neutral ambassadors but Ambrosious saw them as threats; they reached some treaty but the animosity stayed #every line of succession you have a king seeking to get dragonlords under their rule and dragonlords refusing #then maybe a king or so before Uther less heirs for dragonlords occur; less eggs hatch or are allowed to hatch (kings find them and keep #the prized eggs in their vaults full of treasure blatantly ignoring the very sacred and important dragonlord customs) #but then the Purge comes and now many dragonlords are hunted down and killed and many leave to never return #so yeah maybe Balinor was the last dragonlord on Albion by s2 finale but not because they all died but bc he was the last one who stayed #and lived since everyone else now reside elsewhere in the world refusing to rebuild the bridge the kings had burned #bbc merlin #dragonlords #headcanons #asks

[bunkernine]

society if hoo had them at uni age and the lost trio went to chb and chiron is like "how tf are ANY of u alive and unclaimed". wilderness was just community college.

#on a serious note this changes a lot actually. annabeth and percy would not be in chb anymore so when percy goes missing #its like. a genuine possibility and fear because demigods don't make it that old. there is also some added time between tlo and tlh as well #further adding to jasons isolation as being even WEIRDER than everyone else. he also would've been praetor for longer so maybe the romans #wouldve cared more. this also does away with the plot hole of ppl not giving a shit that jason piper and leo (and dylan) straight up #dipped. introducing piper especially to a summer camp makes chb less appealing because they're too old for that and thus makes their #departure from chb make more sense in toa. yet also it opens up the possibility of new rome uni.... which i cannot see any reason as to why #leo would not go there!!!!! outside of being banned cuz he bombed new rome lol. but pipers sexuality arc works for college too!!! ur never #too old to find urself. but also this is the question of if you are able to relatively function in society (this is more for piper leo fran #and i guess percy) then why would you even fight this prophecy??? anyway lol them being college aged is perfect cuz percy is literally #going to a new place and having a new transition with new ppl... like u do in college LOL. now the question is would hazel still be 13. nic #is a lot older at this point and perhaps has the same age gap as bianca and him did 🤔 cant remember. but also don't know why hazel was 13 #in the first place lol. idk. in my college hoo she is just a senior in hs about to graduate from spqr and thinking about staying there or #possibly going to newru after seeing frank make the decision the previous year! SAD! #anyway in hoo. percy and annabeth are sophomores. frank and the lost trio are freshman. #but then in toa. percy annie frank and the lost trio are all graduating cuz percy got held back and Annabeth failed after tartarus fr. #but then also know that piper never went to newru and is adamant about going to mortal uni. and leo kills in newru but is bored. nvm i #forgot he died 🧍‍♂️ ummmmmm ok. ignore leo. and jason actually. so um. ok that really threw me off but are u getting it. that's when apollo #is like 'heeyyyyy i need help pwease 🥺' and they're all like 'dude.' #OK! #but also i ackowedge that this is a children's book and i am not its demographic so god be with you.

[regicidal-defenestration]

Do you ever read a book and realise how it's going to make you exponentially worse

#finished the monsters we deserve by marcus sedgwick in (according to the handy timer on my library's ebook reader) one 46 minute session #am not normal about it! #like it's possibly a letter. we don't know who from or who to but it's written KNOWINGLY like the narrator will correct their own grammar #the narrator will point out their own use of a comma in the very first lines and that WILL come up again like I am categorically not okay #about 'a fairytale (comma) ending' #it's about an author who hates the book frankenstein it's autobiographical in the same way Lemony Snickett books are if that makes sense #it asks the question 'was frankenstein the monster? is he still the monster if he's real and his ghost stands in front of you just a puppet #it says okay if mary shelley made the monster frankenstein to what extent did frankenstein make mary shelley #did she know what would happen to it how it would get misinterpreted over and over in adaptation? #and if you hate a book like HATE hate a book how do you get rid of it? you can't destroy your copy how do you destroy the very Essence Of #The Book because the narrator's an author he can't ban the book or burn it because he Knoqs what that leads to and yet... #the phrase 'frankenstein made a monster' can mean many things at once #it's also about - and this is key - what if there was a fucked up cabin in France #I think I've mentioned before how reading pterry left its mark on my writing #but reading this reminded me of how year 8/9/possibly 7 me read pretty much every book by him in my school library #which has Definitely influenced me too

[anglerfishenthusiast]

every time caeneus and goredolf are on screen together its bait for me specifically. and its working

#working how im not sure yet. but its working. #making me act up etc #imagine getting banned from the wandering sea for saying what caeneus did to goredolf etc #lemon squeezy.txt #fate series

[faerociousbeast]

wait this is a bit funny actually. fighting against whatever the fuck staff is (not) doing by inspiring people to snatch faggot users by.... complaining about the bot problem. no but actually why did they get mad at fungalfaggot but not sickfaggot 😐

#we have actual problems to concern yourselves with #yet you take action on THAT? AND RIGHT BEFORE PRIDE MONTH #NO BUT ACTUALLY WHERE DID THEY FIND THE TIME TO FIND ALL MY ALTS AND BAN THEM ALL #but this is. getting nothing happening #like bro

[viniferas]

i honestly couldnt bear to finish watching this because it just really made me so sad

#the holo☆s members had it so bad in the beginning simply bc fans from hol0live did not take too kindly on the fact that #they decided to establish a male vtuber group and gachikois (rlly obssessive fans) would constantly find any opportunity to harass and #criticize the stars members bc of their disillusioned way of thinking that their fav female idols can not and should not #ever interact with male idols bc they ''owe'' the viewers and how the holo☆s members would only try and take them away #its like a very entitled mentality where the viewers wholeheartedly believe that the female idols should not ever pay attention to anyone #other than their audience and how it was the reason why for like 2-3 years there was a strict ban against collabing with #any of hol0live & holo☆s for the safety and mental health of the idols involved #bc everytime they interact--even in just brief messages/ friendly exchanges on twt both the female n male idols get harassed over it #and the craziest thing abt it is that this hostility towards male vtubers weren't as problematic in other vtuber companies #such as n1jisanji bc from the beginning they've always had like a mixed demographic with ppl of all sorts of genders #so the fact that it's been established for a while that h0lolive was *strictly* all female vtuber idols made the introduction of the ☆s #incredibly and *insanely* difficult. they had gotten haters and detractors the moment they had been announced and still continue to be #looked down upon by awful gachikois #and yet despite all that. despite all the pain and hardship and disadvantages they had with all the cards stacked up against them #they were able to persevere and now they're here. four years and counting still striving to achieve their dreams with a bond that has rlly #stood strong in spite of it all. it's admirable #i really respect them a lot #Youtube

[natandacat]

I WON THAT BATTLE

#ongoing bs negotiations #its still not won cause i need to convince all my professors + find students willing to mam the equipment #BUT I DID IT #i got the dean of students to intervene #they are actively looking for loopholes to ban hybrid access but they havent found any yet #so for this semester i am allowed to get hybrid access if i get the consent of my professors #which is all i wanted for now #i will still fight for funding #so that hybrid access can be guaranteed #but not now. now im just praying at least one student accepts to man the zoo. #and that the 2 professors i still have to convince accept #1 said yes already #theres a 4th professors who is currently being delayed by immigration lol but the faculty seemed compassionate and willing to work with me #classes will start late anyway they cant find a teacher fjfbfbfbd #anyway my body is fucking crashing after 2 weeks of non stop extreme stress

[rosicheeks]

You no longer pop up in my notes when you like/ reblog from me and I hate it!

Bah that’s concerning 😔

I guess just in case anything happens I’ll leave my backup here - rozicheeks

#I’m super nervous I’m going to be shadow banned or just straight up nuked soon #I did make a backup blog #I haven’t posted it yet but maybe I should just in case #I’m so so so so scared I’m going to lose everything I’ve worked on #dumblr why do you suuuuuck #bahhhhhhhhhhhh #first the messaging #and now this #I’m so sad #thank you for letting me know #I was going to wait and post my backup when I get it all set up #but I’m scared I’m going to go to bed #and wake up and I won’t have a blog anymore #🙃🙃🙃🙃 #so follow me over there just in case 🥺 #ask #anon

[whimsyprinx]

one time when I was like 10 or so I was googling caterpillars and butterflies (as one does) and searched “pink caterpillars” (as you do) in hopes of finding out that those are a thing that exist that I’ll magically find in my backyard now that I have solid proof that they exist. I didn’t find that proof, I did, however, find a yahoo ask asking if pink caterpillars were poisonous and without hesitation I replied “Yes.” and then went back to googling caterpillars and butterflies

#whimsy whispers #and i remember it sometimes and I ask myself ‘why did you do that’ #it’s that one image of buster(?) from arthur going ‘you really think that someone would do that. just go on the internet and tell lies?’ #but I was the liar I was the one lying #i may have spent most my free time catching caterpillars and ladybugs but I certainly didn’t know which ones were poisonous and which ones #were not #i didn’t even tell anyone or ask someone before saying yes either like #we were in the process of packing so we could move I was just taking a break and being unhelpful sat on a random chair using my moms laptop #tell lies #why would I say yes??? #was I mad that I hadn’t found proof of pink caterpillars and thus decided to direct my wrath towards some random person online asking about #caterpillars??? it’s just the fact that I didn’t have to do it I didn’t have to reply to them I could’ve just gone about my day without #answering a question I didn’t know the answer to #i don’t even remember how old the question was when I had answered it #what if the person saw what if they got scared what if they knew I was lying? what if they replied??? #i think I was also pissy because I kept stepping in ant hills and getting bitten and was also banned from sitting in the tote of blankets be #because I was getting itch cream on them #we also packed all of our dishes that day then realized ‘oh shit we have to eat and can’t get takeout’ so we unpacked what we needed to cook #with but didn’t want to unpack our plates and shit so we ate off of pots and pans because they were the things we hadn’t fully packed yet #we had hamburger steaks iirc #why can I rmemeber all this so vividly but I can’t remember how to solve a single math equation?????

[caruliaa]

sent the wip blog (were u can send in questions abt thing abt the site i.e. issues or potential changes) an ask asking when polls will be rolled out to users who havent recieved them yet and i feel like im kicking a hornets nest

#like hi tumblr staff person. sorry about what i did with your mother last night. #IM SO WORRIED THAT IM LIKE. ALERTING THEM TO MY EXISTANCE AND THEYLL FUCKING BAN ME #BC MY MOST POPULAR POST IS CURRENTLY ABT ME DOING STAFFS MOTHERS BC I DONT HAVE POLLS YET #very silly worry. yet its a worry none thee less !!! #i do hope they answer it though. bc babes wat the helll !!!! #ur not even gonna tell us when the rest of us can get polls at least do that #flappy rambles

[dmclemblems]

it’s halfway past 2022 and we still have idiots who insert their ship hate into people’s ship keywords and then go “dimitri and claude are distant cousins and it makes me uncomfortable”

lmfao bro do you have any idea how blood or ancestry works bc this ain’t it

update: found another idiot who thinks “most sources” saying “their related” (yeah, they rly tried to argue about misinformation being spread while saying “their related”) automatically means incest!

newsflash: incest is not a romantic relationship between two people who had a common ancestor 300 years ago. “it was only ten generations ago” is ten generations of thinned blood to the point it literally doesn’t matter anymore, and even less between two guys if “incest babies” is what ppl are worried abt.

also, let’s not forget the fact that this was written in a presumed time period where people died young (which they do anyway in FE), often because of things like war and illness. there were probably more than ten sets of genetics passed on. 300 years = ten generations does not equal ten exactly perfect set amount of genetics being passed down.

#imagine trying to put your hate into people's search keyword(s) or tag(s) #and you can't even argue against it with correct information #you just go oh it makes my stomach turn but the reason you provide for that is not even logical #and is factually false. like. bro. grow a brain before you argue against something first of all #second of all get your filthy vent hate out of people's ship areas why are people so SHITTY #oh boo hoo someone had a distant ancestor 300 years ago so they are banned from a romantic relationship with someone #who was born 300 years after their ancestor #like do you know how many people would be related if that shit even remotely mattered? do you? #do you realize how many people would be related if you thought about every single marriage #every single child every single sibling every step/half relation in that 300 years? #literally fuck off with your bullshit hate that can't even stand up on its own. ppl search for ships to see content #not to see literal idiot assholes go into their spaces which should be a fun space for them #and post their literal shit takes in there. literally started blocking every single person who liked that post #and ngl it's pathetic how many ppl lately have been tagging their hate since Hopes came out #the amount of ppl I've blocked recently has increased tenfold and it's fucking ridiculous #the world is stressful enough why do you gotta go into people's safe spaces and unload your hateful bullshit on us there too??? #y'all wouldn't like it if someone did that to you but you sit around doing it to other ppl. real fuckin' nice bud #yes i am angry at this point lol this is umpteenth time i've tried to look for new content and found someone #putting their hate there instead like no you're not just venting you're putting the full name of a ship in your post #which is going to show up in that ship's searches and yet you didn't even censor it so that it would not show up there #so instead of doing the respectful thing to actually vent on a website that would pick up a keyword #they just don't bother and uwu it makes me uncomfortable that two ppl had an ancestor 300 whole ass years ago uwu #pity my discomfort uwu #bitch if a fictional ship makes your stomach turn and it's that bad you need literal HELP. OFF the internet #last time I was that uncomfortable with a fictional ship I literally needed HELP and wasn't in a good mental state #at least I didn't post my hate for it in anyone's safe spaces. assholes are so fckn tiringgggg #get your ''uncomfortable'' snowflake ass out of people's safe spaces with your illogical hate #also no dw anyone following me it's not you guys lol #DCB Comments

[donnieluvsthings]

the amount of physical restraint it took for me to not read condi’s tweet with ep81 spoilers in it…….unreal

#i check twitter like once a month and this is what i get. nearly ruining jrwi for myself. slash jay… #donnie speaks #no listen i saw that they lifted the spoiler ban for the gillion part of ep79 which might even mean something HAPPENS aka they find gillion #in ep80 whcih i HAVENT WATCHED YET #i was going to watch it while i eat lunch but i’ve been actually socializing with people during lunch unfortunately(/j) so i need to find #a new jrwi watching time. i need to know whats happening i need to KNOW #AND ALSO. if slash WHEN we get gillion back that means goobleck will leave. right. bc charlie cant play two characters ??? and listen i wahr #*want gillion to be saved SO much but i’ve been slimecicled into also loving goobleck i will MISS HIM!!! dont kill him off pleaaassseee…. #there could be a such a sad ending to his whole Free Will Existentail Crisis aka he uses his free will to sacrifice himself. if this happens #i will have a breakdown. just so we’re all aware. okay rant over i just have a lot of pent up thoughts! #ALSO WAIT ONE MORE THING. THE WAYYY GILL STABBED JAYSON IN THE UNDERSEA THE SAME WAY HE STABBED JAYSON AT THE BLOCK. SCREAMING #AND HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW……… #i did think it was gonna be marshall john for a second. but jayson makes much more sense LMAO #was actually physically bouncing thru that whole scene. i love gillion sooooooo much #no thoughts head empty just gillion dot png

[kurolumiis]

ignore this tags are a lil rant

damn this person fr made a new account and blocked me on there too

#[☆] messages from the galaxy #i left their server bc #i was literally being vulnerable and going through shit #and they fucking banned me #when others posted the same exact vents i did #like be so fr💀 #this is like preschool all over again #im doing the same thing as everyone else #yet im the only one getting in trouble