#dnp jump scare

[fairie-grl]

the video i had to watch for my appeal construction class had dan and phil fan art in it?!??????

#dnp #dan and phil #pham #dan howell #phil lester #if someone knows who the artist is pls tag or let me know #it’s very nice #phan #phasion #dnpgames #dan and phil are following me everywhere #dan howell and phil lester #dan and phil in the wild #dnp jump scare #phanart #dnp art #pls help me find the artist

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch Rankings: PINOFs

I can’t bring myself say goodbye to this project quite yet, so this week I’m going to post my personal rankings for some of the DNP video “series.” I’d love to see other’s rankings as well!

Obviously I have to start with the PINOFs, so from my least to most favorite:

10. Phil is not on fire 5

This is just the least memorable of them for me. It’s not bad, but I always thought it felt a bit off for some reason. And now we know that this was actually the second version of PINOF 5 that they filmed, so maybe that’s why!

9. Phil is not on fire 3

Again, this one just isn’t as memorable for me overall, although on rewatch there are some great bits. Is it partially the bad haircuts? Maybe it’s partially the bad hair cuts, lol.

8. Phil is not on fire 4

This might be a bit controversial because I know PINOF4 is a lot of people’s least favorite. I like it though! There are some great bits and Phil especially just seems so fond throughout the entire video.

6. Phil is not on fire 7

This ended up lower than I expected it to. These middle ones are so close for me; I keep swapping them around in my head. I love the “ladders” song and the trust fall bit, but other parts aren’t as memorable or funny to me, I guess. Dan is so so smiley throughout it though.

7. Phil is not on fire 10

The final PINOF! There are some bits in this one that I love and some that are just “meh” for me, so it ends up here. The first selfie recreation part alone pushed this one up a bit though.

5. Phil is not on fire 2

The early-on-ness and (likely) less planned nature of this one pushes it up in the rankings for me. They’re really just trying to make each other laugh the whole time and I love it.

4. Phil is not on fire 6

The joint content at the end of 2014 and into early 2015 was such a return to comfortable-ness and easy amusement, and PINOF6 really epitomizes that, after a bit of a dip for 3, 4, and 5 (in my opinion). Also some of Phil’s faces are great in this one, and the sweater-sharing and clothes swap bits are amazing. So it has to be up here for me.

3. Phil is not on fire 8

I love this one! Every question/bit is great. They just seemed really “on” for this one and the rapid-fire bouncing off what the other has said is some of the best in any of them.

2. phil is not on fire

I mean, the original has to be up here for me. This video is such a classic and was really the start of everything. Plus, I’m amazed at how comfortable DNP are with each other and how well they work together on camera after having just met in person. No wonder they love working together still. 

1. Phil is not on fire 9

My run-away favorite! The jump scares. The cheese costume. The random “idiot sandwich" bit. The Phil Ribena flip. And just so much ‘chewing ice’ staring. 🥺 I love it so much.

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #dnpRewatch rankings #pinof

[waywardhells]

something i’m so scared about is mcyttwt ppl who are too young to have known dnp before, finding them now the gaming channel is back. i know so many 14/15 year old dnfers who would jump on the dnp train in an instant. no more peace

#they’re fine #they’re just 14 /neg

[im-bunny-punk]

I present to you, my stove.

#flame #jump scare #dnp #phil and dan #dan and phil #hey phil look at this #hey phil check this out #phil lester #dan howell #amazingphil #amazing phil #danisnotonfire

[jeessss]

31 Nights of DnP Night 27

The Creepy Mind of Phil Lester. This is another one of the videos I was really looking forward to rewatching. First of all, you have glasses Dan and cozy purple sweater Phil. You get to hear Dan’s soft voice when he tells Phil he loves his sweater. Dan asks Phil if he got his demonic dog shirt for his birthday or for Christmas, because he thinks Phil might remember, because he tells Phil everything. You get to see Phil’s face, full of excitement, as he tries to jump scare Dan (it doesn’t work). When Dan jump scares him back, Phil beats at Dan’s arm with his fist. In this video they aren’t pretending to be anyone other than who they are.

#31 Nights of DnP

[shookethbrooketh]

phil’s q&a: a summary!

i know it’s quite long so the major points are bolded! 

tony is now in a massive tank phil bought with automatic feed because he refused to let him die while he was gone 

someone wants phil to make amazingphil vases

he came out now because he thought his story would help other people :( 

he’s been to EIGHT vidcons and his first was his favorite because he felt cared for and got to meet his idols i love him 

phil talked about how he stans safiya 

one of phil’s favorite videos to make was the tour of his brain and another was his coming out video, which was what he was the proudest of

he was worried about posting his coming out video but he got such a positive reaction from both us and other people that he’s really happy he did :’(

phil’s advising that rather than trying to copy other creators and focusing on views and numbers you should focus on what you want to make and the impact you can make on even one person

phil says that he doesn’t worry about people missing his channel because he trusts that we know that he’s always working on something even if he’s not putting out constant uploads

phil is working on a ~mystery project~ and he has written part of a script for something that he’s wanting to get made and has pitched to people..... hmm 

they asked how much he keeps up with the phandom and everyone started worriedly mumbling sjfksdfsk 

he said he wants to let us have our space because he knows we don’t want him looking over our shoulders and won’t see/check anything if we don’t @ him in it, although he does check his @’s and appreciates the phandom’s art greatly 

his favorite meme is anything involving a dog

“i would love to get a dog” he’s not quite ready for the responsibility of a dog yet, but he wants to get one in the future and is considering graduating from tony to a slightly larger animal if tony is alive when he gets back 

he literally told his concierge that he’s leaving tony and he should save tony in an emergency i love him so much 

phil got his socks out for the lads.......they were waffles 

awkward storytime: phil was on a train and sat beside a woman and she started rubbing phil’s leg and it turned out she had her eyes closed and thoughts he was her boyfriend who had gone to the bathroom...... press f for phil 

phil’s midway through stranger things season 3 

phil’s advice for writer’s/creative block: it happens sometimes, and it really depends on the person, but for him it helps to talk to someone, go out for a walk, or take a break. 

phil wasn’t really scared of performing at ii because he knew everyone watching him already loved him and it just felt warm and fuzzy and he never wanted it to end :( 

phil never had a “burnout” moment where he wanted to quit youtube, but he did want to disappear from the internet once when he was in a car insurance ad and people recognized him from the annoying commercial rather than youtube and he was afraid of fame (this was pre-dan)

someone on twitter said they loved him and he said “love you too” :(

phil’s advice on social anxiety: everyone else has their own anxieties and thoughts rather than focusing on you and your insecurities. “your brain is lying to you” and not everyone is staring at you. you should also push your comfort zone at times because maybe it’ll be easier than you think! 

he is against the storming of area 51 and doesn’t want to get shot. he does, however, love the alien in the doorway meme

someone asked if the gaming channel was going to come back, and phil said they took a “hiatus” because dan didn’t want to to any youtube until he came out. he also said they just wanted to take a break and think about what to do next, which is something they haven’t done yet. they also have realized that we enjoy the bants more than the games, so they may bring it back as a gaming channel or as something completely different. they just want to try different things and move forward however they see fit, and they haven’t quite figured that out yet. so (my interpretation) it’s going to be a little while still, but they do have all the plans in the world to bring back the channel, even if it doesn’t come back as “gaming”. 

there is apparently a tiny pig at vidcon and it is adorable--go on grace helbig’s instagram for a pic 

phil’s advice to teenagers: don’t stress out about really small things that are in your head at any particular time. think of whether it’ll matter in a month or a year, and if it won’t try to realize that it’ll only matter for a little while longer and move on. 

phil’s youtube “guilty pleasure” is cooking videos despite the fact that he cannot cook (another guilty pleasure is cat videos) 

phil’s favorite piece of merch is the candle 

favorite tour memories: new zealand in general and the tour bus; they’re also gonna hopefully meet up with their tour crew 1 year after the show awh 

phil loved going to vegas and manila, and he still wishes they got to go to mexico 

phil watches jenna marbles 

phil’s advice for mental health and social media: consume the content that makes you happy and not the content that doesn’t! you don’t want to wake up and look at things that hurt your mental health; create your social media so that it’s as positive of a space as possible 

if he could only have one social media other than youtube, he would have twitter so he could interact with us :( he generally sees the twitter phandom as a positive place within his @ replies 

on the plane, before they took off, the pilot came on and said they were having an issue. in this pilot’s 20 years of flying, he’d never had this problem before. someone’s toiletries had just been yeeted onto the wing of this massive two story plane. they were delayed for TWO HOURS while they got a CRANE to get the bag off of the wing. others were panicking because they didn’t know what was in the bag, but dnp just seemed to find it funny. 

phil’s proudest of their two tours, especially ii :( 

according to phil, they’re not planning another tour right now, but “never say never.” he doesn’t want to jump into another tour, but he says that they may do another one when it feels right. 

phil currently has $42 in his wallet. thank you alana and anush.

phil would be happy to collab with safiya, jenna, and anthony 

he said he hasn’t filmed a video without uploading it except for a long, boring personality test 

phil was asked what we’d be called if we weren’t the phandom and he just said he liked the phandom skdfljsdkf 

phil’s senior quote: there is never too much candy. 

phil’s advice on rejection (especially related to collabs): don’t take it to heart; people might not realize how important it is to you! rejection will lead to a better success. 

phil submitted a pitch for a “show” he wanted to make last year and got rejected excuse me what?? 

he thanked everyone for coming to the q&a rather than the other exciting stuff at vidcon :( 

#amazingphil #phil lester #dan and phil #dong and ping

[straggy-luvs-u]

Ok I saw the among us asks

But what do you think about the phasmophobia stream phil played with pj 👀

honestly what a treat, i would absolutely love to see dnp play that with pj and warden and friends, it would be such chaos

specifically i’m imagining dan getting jump scared in front of his friends live and phil laughing at him 💞💞💞💞

also dan would somehow manage to kinkshame each and every ghost and also call them all daddy

#yes many thoughts #good stuff good stuff #asks #loveiand

[wiccamoody]

on internet friends, vidcon, and being brave

I’ve been in fandom for over 10 years now. Despite that, I never really talked to anyone until the phandom. I made one friend in 2015 who doesn’t even watch them anymore lol and I can’t remember the last time we actually talked. But when I jumped back in ready to talk and write in late 2017 I decided maybe I’d let myself socialize or let people in. Which I did, in my own awkward way, and I’d say I now have a lot of really fucking phenomenal people in my life. 

Flash to last thursday when I got to meet three of these people who I’ve grown really close to (and on friday a fourth!!) and I immediately knew there was no going back. (For those curious or who don’t know I met @nihilismdan, @ataraxia-25, @kay-okays, and Lucy). No going back in that I spent 4 whole days with them (2 with Kay!!) and I’ve never felt so comfortable and like, accepted immediately. Of course I got to know them over the last year and a bit, but meeting irl actually does bring that to life, and it’s fucking surreal to meet people and hang out with them and just feel so together and comfortable. The beginning was awkward for me; I’m awkward, I have RBF, anxiety etc., but once it faded away it was so amazing. Amazing to wake up and know that they’re a maximum of 20 mins away on foot, to be able to spend the day together and use our single brain cell to get around and laugh almost until we pee at stupid shit. It’s so fucking comfortable you just get used to it (I would liken it to the way a lot of people felt about ii and the content stream we got then, and in the same way the hiatus hit people hard). When it all ends and you go back to real life and you don’t have those moments to look forward to everything just feels numb. Distance is hard. Goodbyes are hard. Not knowing when you’re going to physically be around each other again is hard. Skype and facetime and all that stuff exist but fuck, I started crying in LAX because I honestly had the best weekend of my life. There’s no awkwardness when you’re already friends with someone, no weird phase where you don’t know if they actually like you or not because they already know you and would have stopped talking to you ages ago if they didn’t. And idk, I’ve spent the last 5 years (and really, my entire time being in fandom) trying my best to quash my excitement, to tone it down and shut up in my “real” life because no one cares as much as I do, and I know they don’t really want to hear it. But to have that stuff in common and to have people on the same level of intensity as you, while still ofc talking about other parts of your life because that’s what friends are there for, it’s fucking amazing. As an introvert with anxiety it’s so ideal for me, so saying goodbye to these wonderful people in my life just hurts so much. It’s hard to process. I think we’ll absolutely meet again, it’s just the not knowing when that kills me. And having to go back to real life where things kind of suck (at least on my end) is like a slap in the face. It takes some getting used to again, but I guess the pain is worth the memories I have. 

Onto vidcon itself, I wanted to do a little recap. I kind of did that during my trip and to some people in DMs, but overall as someone who’s wanted to go since year 2 or 3, finally being able to do it was amazing. I have some complaints and things I’m actually really angry about, but to keep positive, for my first con ever I’m glad this one came into my life in the last minute way it did. I got to have the experiences baby me wanted, and I got to give me at 15 some closure to how she was when all this phandom stuff was thrown at her. Being able to meet queen Natalie Wynn was fucking amazing. She’s so stunning and I’m so GAY and she’s a literal icon. It was so lovely to talk to her and get a photo, I’m still shook I was in her presence at all! Meeting Dan and Phil was amazing and terrifying. I froze up, embarrassingly, and didn’t say anything I wanted to say to them. I just wanted to tell them how much they mean to me but I wasn’t able to. Which is fine. I’m trying to not beat myself up over it because I got to see them and hug them and smell them (don’t fucking come for me okay, they smell like warm men and it’s NICE OKAY) and everything that came right before and after with my friends was hilarious and perfect and wonderful. Not to mention, like 30 mins later I met Martyn and Cornelia, which tbh god fucking tier, who cares about dnp when mnc are there?? They were easy to talk to and lovely so we talked for like 3-5 mins and I’m happy we met them. And some other stuff happened at the IRL merch booth that I will never forget jaskljdlak. It was an Experience. tbh I’m still processing the entire day of Saturday lol. But it was good. A lot, but good. 

I want to go to more cons. So many more, and with friends like or who are the ones I had with me. I’m so fucking grateful and amazed this was the con to kickstart me actually going to them because it was truly the best weekend of my life. 

And going to Universal Studios in Hollywood with Julie on Sunday (especially since she didn’t know if she could come or not, and we had already said goodbye) was the cherry on top of everything. Harry Potter was my first fandom. It was the first thing to really make me feel seen, to give me an escape and a safe place to go and be myself. It was so full circle for me to go there, and I’m glad I went with someone who I love a lot. It was an amazing experience, and I could write a whole ass essay about it. I’m glad I went, and kind of in shock that it all happened really. 

As for bravery, I’m a total wuss. I’m nerdy and shy and introverted and my anxiety always gets the best of me. I’ve never flown internationally, and had only been to the States once before, and it was with my best friend and her parents. I hadn’t been on a plane in almost a decade. I was so out of my element but I really told myself to fuck off, dug into my student loans bc ya girl is broke as shit, and got myself to LA, then Anaheim, then to meet the wonderful people I did and survive the whole thing with my only panic attack the entire trip being related to meeting Dan and Phil (so like, it was expected). I’m proud of myself. When I started watching Dan and Phil I was 15, depressed without knowing it, and lost and trying to find a place to fit in. I owe it to my best friend for literally forcing me to watch them because I wouldn’t be the person I am today without her or them. I figured out my queerness, survived my worst days, am getting help, and now as a 20 year old who grew up thinking she would be trapped in the seeming hell that my life was sometimes (and still is I guess) I was brave and I’m proud of that. Idk if anyone is still reading this, but if feeling lost and stuck and scared but wanting so fucking bad to do the thing they want to do, no matter how big or small, resonates with anyone, I encourage you to do it. I believe in you, and I know you can. I never in a million years thought my life would have the last 4 days in it but it does now, and I’m grateful I was brave enough to take that leap. 

#this is a ramble #im really emo so i wrote an essay lol

[anony-phangirl]

Freckles and Glasses

After seeing @royallyanxious 's moodboard, I just couldn't help myself! So here! Have some fluffy Prinxiety.

Pairing: Prinxiety w/ mentioned Logicality

Word Count: 1662

Summary: Roman thought he was all alone in the house, and so decides to hold off the make up, that is until Virgil leaves his room to find a surprising view, and vice versa. ~ Freckled!Roman, Virgil w/ glasses, Human!AU-ish I guess, Roommates!AU

Warnings: A bit of swearing, and soft Virgil and Roman if that's counted. Tell me if I need to add something!

A/N: This is soft and fluffy and I just wanna hug it! Hope ya'll enjoy this!

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Roman knew the two nerds weren't in the house, probably out on a date or something, and God knows where Virgil is, probably out with his cousin, Remy. So it was basically a whole day to himself. No rehearsals, no plays, just the sweet comfort of an empty house.

He sighed, happy to not be wasting time putting on his make-up to hide the horrifying sight of his freckles, something that he has never had the guts to share with his roommates. He glanced at the alarm clock next to his bed.

10:48 a.m.

It was late in the morning and he found himself starving. He stood up from bed, not bothering to freshen up, and left his room to head to the kitchen.

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Virgil groaned as he opened his eyes. Glad that it was the weekend. He blearily looked at the alarm clock, which blurry-ly read 11:00 a.m.

Quite early but he supposed it'll do. He lazily grabbed his glasses from his bedside table, which sat next to his alarm clock and put them on. He figured that Roman would've been out by now probably rehearsals or something - he didn't really bother attempting to figure out, and he knew that Patton and Logan had the whole day planned out for their date so he decided against freshening up and putting on his contacts.

He rubbed his eyes before putting on his purple framed glasses and slowly letting his eyes adjust. Then he stood up and fixed his bed before leaving his room to have a late cereal breakfast, maybe steal some of Princey's cereal if he sees it.

Virgil let out a yawn as he entered the kitchen, not at all surprised to find it empty.

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Roman was in the living room, helping himself to some Crofter's Jam and toast. He was relieved that no one was currently with him to rat him out to Logan about stealing his jam, knowing Logan would probably kill him if he found out.

He opened his laptop that lay on the coffee table, glad to have left it there the night prior, and with full battery nonetheless, along with his earphones. He took a bite of his jam-filled toast as he resumed his DnP Sim series marathon, currently on episode 10 where Dil Howlter, the two dorks' Sim, was apparently about to become a Homewrecker to the Pancakes.

As he kept himself busy with the video, he hadn't noticed Virgil enter the room, bowl of cereal in hand as he sleepily walked over to the other seat, not completely processing- or noticing Roman on the couch.

Which was the cause of them both jumping when Virgil placed down the bowl of cereal on the coffee table.

"Holy sh-"

"What the fu-"

"What are you doing here!?!" They both exclaimed at the same time, before realizing that something about the other was off...

"Wait, are you wearing...Glasses?" Roman asked, an eyebrow raised.

"You have freckles?" Virgil asked, suddenly feeling wide awake.

"Uhm... Answer my question first!" Roman exclaimed, a blush finding its way towards his freckled cheeks before he covered his face with his hands.

"I- yes... I wear glasses because I have poor eyesight..." Virgil explained, deciding against removing his glasses for the better off. "I just didn't want to say anything especially since I knew that you would've teased me about it..."

"Virgil, I- I am so sorry for making you think that..." Roman said, sincerity clear in his soft gentle voice. "I'm not going to tease you about it, okay?"

Virgil nodded before speaking up, "What about you? Since when did you have freckles?"

"It's- It's embarrassing..." Roman started off, his face still covered. "I've always had them and I didn't like them because it makes me look ugly and-"

"Woah! Hold up!" Virgil cut in. "Who the fuck said that you look ugly?"

"No one it's just me... I don-"

"Princey, let's not kid ourselves, you look cute with your freckles!" Virgil said, feeling his cheeks flushing.

Roman blushed harder at the sudden compliment, surprised at the fact that Virgil, the Virgil Sanders, just complimented him. And Roman, who has been very used to being complimented, was flushed. Maybe it was from the fact that he isn't concealing his freckled-covered face or the fact that he's had a bit of a silly stupid crush on Virgil for a while now. But nonetheless, he knew his face was red.

"Well, you look adorable with glasses on!" Roman countered, his hands making a grand gesture, momentarily forgetting the freckles and moving his hands away from his face.

Virgil hadn't expected that response, and he had no idea that his face could feel this hot! But it was and it apparently did happen, and curse his stupid crush on the stupidly adorable and freckly being before him.

"I- Did- Did you just compliment me?" He asked, knowing full well that with the lack of foundation his now pink, or red, face was on full show.

"I- Well you complimented me first!" Roman replied, crossing his arms together as he looked away.

"I stand by what I said tho, question is, are you messing with me on that compliment?" Virgil asked, his arms crossed and a brow raised.

"Of course not! You truly are a diamond in the rough, and I've no clue why you doubt that." Roman said, his thoughts spilling out like a flood. "You're beautiful, especially right now, with your natural beauty on show, for only me to see. And if I wasn't already falling in love with you, then I sure as hell am now!"

Then silence as Virgil let the information sink in and as Roman took his time to realize what he'd just confessed, and how much of an idiot he is for having done that in the first place.

"Wait, you're in love with me? How and why?" Virgil asked.

Roman sighed, no use in resisting, or he'll just somehow make it worst.

"Yes, I am. For one, I have no clue how, just one day around a year ago, I was sat diagonally from you and when I glanced up at you, I saw you, and like, the real you. The beautiful natural you. And then my thoughts were just, "I love you". And since then, I've practically been pining over you. As for why, well, what's not to love? You have a gorgeous voice and those beautiful unique eyes, not to mention the amazing personality and selfless character!" Roman replied, before feeling his cheeks flush. "Sorry, for ranting... I just..."

"Roman, I- I never would've thought that you'd feel the same..." Virgil mutter, feel his cheeks heat up. "I fucking thought that you actually hated me or something."

"I would never- Wait... Feel the same..?" Roman asked, eyes wide. "You mean to tell me that-"

"Yeah, as much as I hate to admit it, I have very good reason to believe that I'm falling for you as well Princey." Virgil said, eyes glancing over at his forgotten cereal. "It's just, well, you're so nice, and chivalrous, and valiant, and amazing and practically everything I'm not, not to mention you're pretty fucking hot. It was kinda hard not to fall for you. I honestly thought you were just tolerating me when you started being nice to me a couple years ago, it was a slow descent but I soon realized that- 'Fuck it, I'm apparently falling for this idiot... Crap...'- and well, I tried distancing myself after that realization, thinking you'd never return the feelings, and thinking that maybe I could get rid of them, but then you just had to try and get even closer, being the the comfort that I need when deemed necessary, and just, I fell a little harder everyday. And it just hurt, because I thought friends is all we'll ever reach, and I was so scared. I didn't actually expect you to return these feelings. God, I'm ranting, sorry sorry..."

Virgil felt his cheeks heat up for the how many-eth time that morning as he looked down at his hands. Before a hand, Ro's hand, took his and another held his face, gently making Virgil look into Roman's soft green eyes.

"Well, I do return these feelings Virgil, whether you believe it or not, I just do." Roman said, a gentle smile on his lips as his eyes held sincerity, and Virgil found himself smiling back.

"Well, I'm glad you do." Virgil replied with a soft smile, as he heard the soft and steady eat of his heart, feeling completely calm for the first time in years.

A moment of silence passed, as the two began to lean in.

"Virgil..? May I?" Roman asked, his eyes glancing down at Virgil's lips before going back to his eyes. And Virgil gently closed the gap between them in response. A soft and sweet first kiss, with gentle smiles on their connected lips, and closed eyes.

"Virgil..." Roman said in a breathless whisper as they pulled apart, and Virgil hummed in response. "I know I'm usually one for grand gestures and such, but I couldn't think of a better time to ask if you'd give me the honor of being your boyfriend?"

"Ro, I would love to." Virgil replied, smiling at him before placing another kiss on his lips.

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Later Patton and Logan got home near midnight, to find the two cuddled up on the couch, the tv on.

Patton had to hold in his squeals as he saw Roman's freckles, and a pair of unfamiliar purple glasses sitting at the bridge of Virgil's nose. Logan smiled softly at the picture.

"Took them long enough." He muttered, turning off the television, and removing Virgil's glasses, placing them on the coffee table.

And with those final words, he took Patton's hand and they quietly left the couple there, heading up to their room- smiles on their faces.

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And there you all go. I have no idea where this went but eh. I liked it and I still wanna hug it.

General Taglist:

@irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @royallyanxious @alyssadashrub @freepaperie081 @allaboutthemsides @my-happy-little-bean @thenameisrianna (I know you said I should tag the other blog, but I forgot the user of that... XD) @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @manyfandomsonewolf @ruuworld @trashypansexual @thequeensqueer @creepy-crawly-death-dealer @fluidityandgiggles @scarletnoiryt @xxladystarlightxx @sanderstalker @ccecode @fullmusicchild11 @uwillneverknowwho

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#prinxiety #logicality #background logicality #anony writes #sanders sides #roman prince #virgil sanders #logan quin #patton valentine #hope ya'll like it!

[imnotinclinedtomaturity]

LY hc: DnP are eating pizza and Dan is having a fond moment describing how good the pizza is, cries in the first bite but Phil... Is not feeling it. Dan turns into a full drama queen and ask for a divorce, and all the dips. (totally not me the other day)

marii told me she did this and was like lol imagine ly dnp and i was just like hngggg they are in new york rn it’s perfect. so i wrote this 1.3k gem just for you

timestamp: ly chapter 30, somewhere in the middle if dan’s day was less busyrating: t (a hint of hinting at smut who knew pizza got me there ;) )words: 1348

“Come on, Philip,” Dan huffed, tapping his foot impatiently and drumming his fingers against the hotel door handle.

The bathroom door was cracked shut, a beam of bright artificial light casting a glow over the dark entryway. “Chill out, Howell. You’ve got three hours before you have to be on set, you’re not going to be late!” Phil shouted through the door. “Not that that’s normally a concern for you…” he added quietly enough that Dan wagered he wasn’t supposed to hear it.

“Hey!” Dan cried indignantly, shoving off the door and pushing into the loo.

Phil was leaning close into the mirror, meticulously spreading gel through his hair and styling his quiff. His eyes flitted to meet Dan’s in the mirror. “Don’t you dare try to defend yourself, you know it’s true.”

“I — I’m not — I’m —” Dan sputtered. He swallowed thickly, leaning against the doorframe. “I am punctual sometimes,” he huffed.

Phil ran a final hand through his quiff before standing up, spinning around to face Dan. Without hesitation, his hands landed on Dan’s hips, tugging lightly. Dan stumbled forward, suddenly finding himself in Phil’s personal bubble.

Very much in Phil’s personal bubble.

The sudden closeness nearly knocked the wind out of Dan’s chest — he found himself struggling to take deep enough breaths for the oxygen to get to his brain, he found himself unable to look anywhere other than Phil’s icy blue eyes, he found himself incapable of forming coherent thoughts.

The only thing Dan could manage was a quiet giggle.

It shouldn’t affect Dan to be this close to Phil, not this much anyway. Not after months of knowing Phil, especially now that they weren’t dancing around each other anymore. Hell, Phil had fingered Dan and given him the best orgasm he’d had in months a few days ago. And now Dan was fucking losing it over some light hip-grabbing and close proximity.

Phil leaned in even closer, his lips brushing against Dan’s ear and doing absolutely nothing to help Dan’s utter lack of control. “You’re never punctual, but I like you anyway,” Phil whispered in Dan’s ear. The warm gust of air and the gentle slide of Phil’s lips on Dan’s skin sent a hot shiver down Dan’s spine, and he knew it was obvious how much Phil was getting to him.

“I am punctual sometimes,” Dan protested weakly.

“Nuh uh,” Phil fought back, his lips shifting down to press a kiss to Dan’s neck.

“Uh huh,” Dan whined — well, moaned more like, given the way that Phil’s lips were working their way towards his collarbone. “I was never so late to B ‘n’ G that I missed you,” Dan pointed out, his words coming out far too breathy to effectively carry any fight.

“But that made you late for how many other things?” Phil murmured into Dan’s skin, his lips dragging further downwards, his teeth just barely scraping along Dan’s collarbone.

Dan’s breath caught in his throat, and he didn’t miss the smug giggle breathed against his skin when Phil inevitably noticed. “Fuck off,” Dan huffed. “I was distracted by the hot barista. Sue me.”

A warm heat dragged up Dan’s neck, from his collarbone all the way back up to his ear. “What are the odds you can get distracted by him right now? You don’t have to be on set for a while.” Phil nipped Dan’s earlobe suggestively, his fingers slipping under the hem of Dan’s shirt.

“Fuck,” Dan mumbled, fixating on the intoxicating feeling of Phil’s lips on his neck. Phil was right — Dan didn’t have to be at The Tonight Show for another three hours, and those hours could just as easily be spent in bed as anywhere else. They had two more days to explore New York together, today wasn’t important, he didn’t have to —

A low rumble from Dan’s stomach cut off his internal debate.

Phil pulled back, just far enough to be able to look Dan in the eyes. “Dick says yes, stomach says no,” he teased.

“Ugh, you wanker,” Dan whined.

“Mmm, if I recall you’re the one who wanked in the shower this morning,” Phil responded cheekily.

“Actually shut up, or I’m not taking you for the best pizza in New York.”

“Well if there’s pizza at stake, then I supposed we must go,” Phil mockingly conceded.

***

Half an hour later, Dan and Phil found themselves tucked away at one of the many hole-in-the-wall pizzerias claiming to have the Best Pizza In New York, a large pizza and one of each dip on offer spread between them. Dan wasn’t sure if it was truly the best pizza or not, but in the few times he’d been to New York, it’d certainly been his favorite.

“Okay Philip,” Dan started seriously, “are you ready to have your life be fucking changed?”

“I’m so ready,” Phil gushed with just as much sincerity.

Dan picked up a piece of pizza loaded with veggies and meat, and dipped it into the first of the sauces. “Prepare yourself, Philip.”

Phil picked up his own slice, following Dan’s lead and dunking it into the same sauce. Poised at the ready, he held it in front of his mouth, waiting for Dan’s signal.

Matching Phil’s pose, Dan brought his own slice up to his lips. “On the count of three,” Dan said.

Phil nodded once, deliberate and somber. “One,” Phil began, voice low.

“Two,” Dan counted, his tone echoing Phil’s.

“Three!” they said together, the gravity in their voices giving way to excited, boyish squeals. With mirrored smiles, they both immediately took a large bite out of their slices.

Eyes rolled back in pleasure, Dan collapsed forward onto his elbows, his slice of pizza dropping onto his plate. “Fuckkkkkkkkkkk,” he moaned pornographically.

Beside him, Phil was silent. Too silent.

Dan turned, expecting to see a blissed out look on Phil’s face as he appreciated the pizza. Instead, however, Dan found Phil staring blankly at his food, a small frown playing at his lips.

“What?” Dan demanded harshly.

Phil didn’t say anything, though, merely glancing from Dan to the pizza.

“Philip. Michael. Lester.” Dan pointedly poked at the slice Phil had sat back on his plate. “What. Do you. Think.”

“It’s…” Phil started hesitantly. His gaze was trained on one of the dips, clearly refusing to look up at Dan, and not appearing to be willing to look at the pizza either. “Fine.”

“Fine!?” Dan cried, outraged. “Fine?!”

“Yeah?” Phil answered tentatively, sounding slightly scared of Dan’s reaction. “It’s okay.”

“It’s not okay!” Dan exclaimed. “It’s fucking heavenly!”

“It’s just kind of… floppy,” Phil said weakly. “And thin.”

“It’s New York style!” Dan shrieked.

“And is New York running out of dough or something?” Phil whined back, for some ungodly reason having the fucking audacity to sound as upset as Dan was.

Feeling utterly offended and indignant, Dan forcefully pulled Phil’s pizza away from him. “This is completely unacceptable. I demand a divorce.”

Much to Dan’s annoyance, Phil didn’t take Dan’s anger seriously — he laughed. Laughed.

“A d-divorce?” Phil managed through giggles. “We’ve technically been dating, like, a week, Dan.”

A red-hot blush raced from Dan’s neck all the way up to the tips of his ears — he hadn’t meant to jump that far ahead, even as a joke.

“Well — I — fine,” Dan scrambled, trying to maintain his cool. “I’ll date you long enough that you propose, marry you, and then divorce you over your plebeian views of coffee and pizza.”

“Okay,” Phil agreed simply.

“Okay?” Dan cried back, still outraged. “What, you’re fine with condemning yourself to a divorce in three to five years?”

Phil narrowed his eyes, leaning in. “Well I’m hoping in that amount of time, you can teach me a thing or two about taste so we’ll change your mind,” Phil said lowly.

Phil’s response did nothing to alleviate the warm flush on Dan’s cheeks. If anything, he just blushed harder. “You — I —” Dan stopped stuttering and took a massive bite of his pizza. “Shut up, Lester.”  

#phanfic #ly #ly outtakes #ly asks #pizza #mariitheredgirl #asks

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Basically I'm Gay

Date video was published: 06/13/2019 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 397

And here we are. Dan coming out simultaneously feels like it just happened and so long ago. I vividly remember when this video got posted. I was at work, and saw the tweet and then the video almost immediately after. I thought it would be fine to watch at my desk...and then I started crying and had to go sit in the bathroom with my headphones to finish it.

0:00 - the big sigh to start it off

0:13 -  Hector’s art! it’s so perfect through this whole video

0:29 - “spoiler alert, I’m not straight” runs through my head so often

0:59 - so strange to see normal air quotes after so many Phil videos

1:04 - I really appreciate all of Dan’s little cut-ins to the main narrative

1:24 - I love sarcastic Dan. very warranted here 

1:37 - I wonder when he filmed this compared to when he uploaded it (obviously before his birthday, but earlier in June? earlier in the year? I don’t think he ever said)

1:43 - the quick jump cuts here are a nice detail

2:13 - and it is intense immediately though he did just warn everyone it would be

2:40 - awww, tiny Dan! adorable

3:26 - the nineties were not okay

3:39 - yeah if it was me, I would be more scared of people I knew watching this than strangers. that had to be stressful

3:58 - theater kid Dan

4:35 - not even 5 minutes into the video and he already has such a clear narrative (especially on rewatch knowing the rest of the story). he put so much thought and emotion into this

5:13 - lmao what even. children are bizarre creatures. that poor mother indeed 😂

5:55 - “winnie the pooh meets slenderman” is quite the description

6:14 - how is spin the bottle a thing groups of children learn about and play everywhere

6:46 - oh Dan 😕

7:14 - British schools in the early 2000s sound a lot more horrifying than most US schools

7:54 - more little Dan. oversized “you’ll-grow-into-clothes” though is definitely part of what he talks about elsewhere about his family not always having a lot of money

8:22 - this may be my favorite photo of young Dan

8:31 - the Runescape call-out gave me such flashbacks the first time I watched this

9:14 - awww Dan; so sweet but then the internal realization he must have had

9:50 - unrequited crushes are so hard. and even worse when it’s like this...they could have liked me too but didn’t

10:46 - I love the art for “emo”

11:12 - “slap a long fingerless glove on my arm” 😂 Dan really does a good job on inserting a bit of lightness in this overall heavy video

11:32 - thanks Dan 😊

11:59 - Dan forever haunted by old photos he posted

12:27 - “a bi vibe” how would you even respond to that

12:42 - Dan’s tongue thing and the eyebrow raise there

13:09 - “almost nice to me” is still awful

14:02 - this is about where I started crying the first time I watched this

14:43 - having to hold that all in and then not having support from family or friends either. I can’t imagine

15:14 - important annotation there

15:42 - the most Dan has ever talked about his dad

16:40 - the intense eye contact with the camera

17:52 - this sounds more terrifying than anything. seeing where Dan lived in Hometown Showdown though...he didn’t have a lot of options in his environment, which is something he talks about here and later in YWGTTN

18:34 - thinking you’ve found a ‘solution’ but it just making things worse is so terrible

19:19 - and this was where I was glad I read the content warning in the description before my first watch so I had some idea what was coming

19:41 - the subtitles show what is actually being said here in all the overlap. recording this part and having to think back to that must have been so difficult

19:52 - still can’t get through watching this part without tearing up. can’t imagine being his family/people who know him watching it

20:26 - this bit is so important. I love Dan so much

21:18 - he was always focusing on how to get out

21:29 - can’t believe he still had his nametag from that

21:37 - seeing 2009 Dan and 2019 Dan right after each other is a lot

21:53 - still can’t believe he included screenshots of his own formspring posts that at one point he had wished could be removed from the internet forever

22:09 - that is such a generic statement and yet says so much. also, he’s been skipping around the timeline a bit with when he started YouTube and such, but he specifically puts this before the “I met Phil” part

22:19 - sometimes I think we forget that Dan actually said this.

22:22 - “more than just romantic” is just 😭 and ‘trust’ and ‘safety’ being what Dan needed most and something Phil provided. and the trust he and Phil still have with each other, to the point of Phil being comfortable with Dan saying all of this in the video before Phil had really come out publicly himself

22:42 - and more crying. “actual soulmates” says the man who doesn’t believe in souls...Phil transcends that disbelief

22:57 - “one person accepting you can make all the difference” might be the most memorable line from this video for me

23:04 - but still drawing the boundaries they want. so important

23:53 - specifically the boundaries around discussion of sex life (although sometimes I think we know too much already...*cough*)

24:15 - another extremely important point. not coming out is not lying

24:50 - clips from Our List of Awkward Moments all the way back in 2014 and the diss track in 2016

25:28 - hearing what Dan felt like and what was happening from his perspective during the 2011-2012 era

26:12 - I love the “we love working together” it’s so true; you can see it in every project they do together 🥺

26:17 - the “me and Phil” as usual. and this whole statement about them wanting their relationship for them and not for anyone else

27:00 - hearing about Dan’s background here puts any defensive reaction he ever had into context. anyone around during the 2011-2012 time knows exactly what mixed messages he is talking about

28:05 - seeing that change in internet culture in real time was so strange

29:04 - wanting to be “authentic” has always been something Dan said over the years

29:12 - the sexy music underlay here that they use so often 😂

29:28 - a bit where I think meeting their audience on tour really helped Dan...he knows people in his audience have similar stories

29:43 - I relate to that coming from a small overall-conservative town as well

31:02 - more important points and acknowledgement about privilege

32:25 - “science. you fucked up” the little rant amuses me

33:00 - so many little details

33:25 - I think he has impeccable timing for he jokes in this video to break things up 

34:08 - Dan in heels when. I guess we will just have to appreciate Phil in those heeled boots from VPMO2

34:20 - I love that he was doing gestures even when he was going to insert art

34:33 - ‘Susan’ of course and using this single line as an excuse to get cake

35:12 - I really like that he both talks about his personal thoughts about labels, while also saying that everyone has different feelings about them

36:22 - “I don’t know shit ‘bout shit and neither does anyone else” I need to start using this

36:26 - oh I forgot it directly proceeded that line 😂

36:48 - “whatever heterosexual is, I ain’t it” another line I love

38:22 - this might be the most powerful bit of the video for me

38:52 - adore Dan laughing a bit at himself for this

39:14 - again, wonder exactly when this was filmed. also knowing that his family didn’t know for all those years...the support from Phil and the Lesters must have been so important to have

39:20 - having to prepare for that possibility could not have been easy

39:48 - I feel the second-hand awkwardness from this

39:54 - that subject line does not help

40:52 - Dan’s grandma, both sweet and has her priorities 😂 he did not forget to give her the iPad

41:38 - I’m glad he got such a positive, supportive reaction to this video overall

42:33 - this art and then him being a part of that group just a few weeks later at Pride... 😭

44:34 - sometimes I just want to send people this clip

44:54 - really like him speaking to his audience at the end here

Just so much love for Dan for this video. He put so much into this video and thought about so many details - the music choices, the lighting changes, the art (and the coloring matching the lighting), some of the wording that he had literally be thinking about for years... And the follow-up from both him and Phil on Twitter. The shoutout to Phil in the description for “production assistance” always gets me too. Really no other words just ❤❤❤

He was so active on social media for a bit afterwards - sharing pictures of his rainbow birthday cake, balloons, this insta story, and these tweets specifically (1, 2, 3). And then of course going to Pride in early July (1, 2, 3), where he looks so happy in all the pictures from that day. 😭

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dan howell #daniel howell videos #Basically I'm Gay

[kae-karo]

for spooky week i think that dnp should play Until Dawn because the story is very interesting, i want to see the horrible decisions they make, Quick Time Events™️, and jump scares that will make dan scream

ooo yeah i talked abt this here (x) but i could see that being like…..friday the 13th esque? i’m always here for them trying to make decisions though, and i am down for anything that makes dan scream idk what it is abt him screaming it’s just really fuckin hilarious

what vids should dnp play for #spookyweek2k18?

#dnp #dan and phil #phan #danandphilgames #spookyweek2k18 #until dawn #kt #anon #ask

[jeessss]

31 Nights of DnP Night 22

Spooky golf. if you aren’t watching spooky week 2017 what are you doing with your life. probably thriving and being productive. did you know that i still haven’t updated my resume yet. anyway i love this video i replayed all the jump scares so many times. poor phil losing at his own game. boom boom boom let me here you say whale. phil keeps trying to jump turns and dan compares him to a dog he is going to take back to the pound. i watched this video and now i have TOO MUCH serotonin.

#31 nights of dnp #is this the first mention of macrophilia it seems like it is

[thereisnobearonthisisland-arc]

dnp’s glass closet

i really don’t have any desire to delve into what brought this on, but i had a thought and even though @moossage has heard me rant about it a bit, i feel like i need to elaborate a bit more. it’s gonna get a little long, so i’ll put it under a cut.

in this gloriously gay year, it seems evident now more than ever that dan and phil are a lot more comfortable putting the unedited versions of themselves on our screens.  the unadulterated affection that they have for one another has been becoming increasingly obvious, especially over the course of the last year.  they love each other, plain and simple.  we know this.  and they know we know this.  and we know that they know we know this.  this is the glass closet that we have been blessed with the opportunity to peer into during this fine twenty-gayteen.

but the thing about glass that i think we--and dnp--forget sometimes is that it’s a reflective surface.  have you ever walked down the sidewalk (or pavement) in the complete opposite direction of the sun?  the sun has its benefits.  as i write to you from one of the most overcast cities in the u.s., i can confirm that the sun has its benefits--primarily vitamin d, but it also has the ability to produce more serotonin in your brain than you would ever receive on an overcast day.  the sun can be a menace too, though--namely, because it makes it really fucking hard to see anything.  

but this post isn’t about the sun, not really.  it’s about reflective surfaces.  so, if you’ve ever been walking down the street in the opposite direction of the sun, have you ever walked by a car parked on the side of the road?  if you have, you’ve probably experienced the harsh glare of the sun behind you on the front windshield of the car.  and it seems just as blinding as it would be if you stared directly into the sun.  this sun, the sun you’re seeing on the windshield of the car ahead of you, is a reflection.  but it still has the power to be just as menacing.

the point is, if we are to take this idea that dan and phil are living in a glass closet with a grain of salt, it’s also important for us to remember that glass is a reflective surface.  and sometime reflections can scare the shit out of you.  even though it really seems like dnp are consciously portraying their relationship to us through a pane of glass, even though they’ve been making conscious decisions to keep bits in their videos that they would have edited out two years ago, even though they’re being much more openly affectionate with each other this year than we’ve seen probably since 2009/2010, we have to remember that they’re still human beings.

and human beings, without fail, are irrevocably and irrationally terrified of their own shadows.  human beings are irrevocably and irrationally terrified of their own reflections.  if you’ve never been spooked by your own reflection, you’re damn lucky.  but i just wanted to point out that even if dnp have made a conscious decision to be more open about their lives together, it’s still possible for them to be spooked by their own reflections in this glass closet they’ve built around themselves.

it’s 3am and my brain’s going a bit fuzzy at this point so i can’t really remember if i was going anywhere else with this or where that would be, but i’ll close with this: if you ever see dan or phil or both of them jumping back after something comes out that hints at their relationship more explicitly than either of them want to express themselves via their glass closet, try to remember that the closet is glass.  and that sometimes the glass reflects things that we may be purposefully trying to block out.  and that we can be scared by our own reflections.  and sometimes we need to hide away when we’re scared.  so, if you ever see dnp withdrawing, if it seems like they’re becoming more distant and that makes you sad, your feelings are valid.  but so are theirs.  and they’re doing their best, and i’m proud of them for being this open with us in the first place.

#i'm gonna go to sleep now #this is kind of rambly #i just had some Feelings #and britt fell asleep on me #so i made this post for all of you :)))) #dnp #phan #dnp's glass closet #long post #seriously this is long af #i'm sorry #i'm not sure that this is coherent at all #but i'm just gonna slam that post button #and deal with the consequences tomorrow #because i have no impulse control #and at least this way #i can pretend that someone is listening to me ramble

[danfanciesphil]

hello! i was wondering if you have any tips for me since youre studying creative writing rn and im kinda in a writers slump. i wrote fics last year but then depression got to me and i stopped. i wanna find inspiration again but im lost and i dont know how to start writing again. im also scared that people will be mean when i post. also i read birthday sex a while ago and loved everything! its truly a masterpiece

hello, i sure do have some tips for this! everyone gets blocked sometimes, don’t worry yourself over it. Check below the cut for my protips (lol)

1. Don’t beat yourself up! Sometimes you’re not up to writing, and it can’t be helped. As I am fond of reminding whoever will listen, writing is kind of like self-torture in a lot of ways. It’s emotionally exhausting, because you’re essentially drawing on your (often painful) memories and experiences, and channeling them into a work of art. Sometimes your brain won’t cooperate, and it’s okay. You need to be in the right frame of mind. You haven’t lost any talent, you’re just tired. Try again when you’re in a better mood. 

2. Write what you love. Quiet that little voice in your mind that is asking who will want to read whatever you’re writing. It doesn’t matter. If you write something you want to write, your passion and creativity will shine through it, and people will learn to like it. Have you ever clicked a fic thinking ‘:/ im not sure this is my thing’, but then it’s written so amazingly that you end up loving it? I’ve had that happen a bunch! I’m really picky with reading fics lol, so I often start one assuming im gonna hate it, but then fall in love. 

3. Prompts! When you’re stuck for an idea, prompts are a lifesaver! I really recommend this reddit thread for when you don’t know what to write. Or, if you want a purely phan prompt go to @phanfic and look at their prompts tags! Not only do prompts give you a jumping off point, but they also guarantee you a reader! The prompter is going to want to read what you write, no question! They’ll likely be so happy that you chose to complete the prompt that they’ll love it regardless!

4. Fanfiction. This is a broad one, but what I want to say here is that fanfiction, to me, is the world’s best training ground. Think of it like the colosseum - you are a gladiator. You have these characters to play with, and an empty stadium to fill with whatever you want. Literally anything you can imagine. It’s daunting, sure, but the point is, go nuts! Try out that mermaid!phil au you’ve been thinking about on and off - see if it works! If it doesn’t, drain the colosseum of water, and put dnp in fucking tents on the side of everest. Try everything! Write write write, explore your talents, find what your strengths are!

5. Daydream! Fantasise your tits off, srsly. My secret is that I plan all my storylines as I’m falling asleep. I make it play out like a movie in my head, I imagine what they’ll say, how it will happen. Then, the next day, I’ll write it out. There’s nothing stopping you from making up this stuff in your head, so dream about it over and over, refine it in your mind until it’s how you want it, and then write it down!

6. Beta’s are everything. I’m gonna be lame and shout out my absolute fave @manschester for being the loml and the greatest beta a girl could ask for. Find a friend that likes your writing, isnt afraid to be honest with you, and will help u out with writing. My fave thing to do with Nova is open up a google doc of mine or her latest chapter, send her the link (or vice versa) and either she watches me write and comments/edits as i go, or i do the same for her. it’s honestly the most helpful thing ever to have someone else’s eyes on it. It also helps you to feel confident about posting! Beta beta beta. 

7. Patience. You’re not gonna go from 0-100. I’m 23. I’m pretty happy with my writing atm, but I remember feeling that way at 16. And if I look at the stuff I wrote when I was 16 I crrrringe. You’ll improve with time and practice. You just will. UNLESS you don’t keep at it. The best thing about the phandom is how fucking awesome and supportive it is as a community. There’s no better place to share and improve your gift. People will always want to read about our faves dip and pop. Just let yourself have the small victories at first. Treasure each comment, each nice review. And keep going. 

I hope any of this helps! 

And thank you so much for being lovely about Birthday Sex, I’m so happy you liked it :D xxx

#ellen shh #writing #anon #ellen answers

[dnp-therapy]

im scared that dan might never be open about anything now because people are just jumping to conclusions like the oral sex thing and even if hes gay bisexual of straight i wouldnt even care really but im afraid that he may not be able to be open about other things

People need to STOP. They need to respect the real actual people in question, and they need to be more respectful. If/when dnp are ready they will tell us.

Need Therapy?

#dnp #phan #dan and phil #Drama