#do they not hear how that sounds??

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs) #and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"ummm the global strike was called on such short notice we need more time to plan ahead this just isn't gonna work it feels like slacktivism :///" hmm lets try to figure out why a palestinian journalist in gaza who has been documenting her own genocide for the past hundred fucking days called for a global strike on short notice during a livestream while the hospital she was sheltering in was being attacked and she believed she was going to be killed that night. lets think about it. lets put our thinking caps on. lets sit down in our thinking chair and think think think

#i saw someone call it slacktivism and i genuinely wonder if they're allergic to critical thinking #like. do you hear how tone deaf you sound. i do not think you do #mine #free palestine #bisan owda #wizard bisan #free gaza #palestine #global strike

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[blacktabbygames]

3,266 new voice lines The base game has 9,500

That's like 34% extra stuff. For free.

#slay the princess #the pristine cut #i hope i never have to edit voice lines ever again #i dont know how full time audio engineers do it. #i have the sound madness. #if i watch a youtube now i can hear the liquids sloshing around in the mouths #we are but wet flesh machines. no fictional horror compares to our reality.

[degendad]

“No kink at pride” I’m sorry, no kink at the gay sex cross dresser protest march? Am I hearing you correctly? Ohhh because kids might be present? Damn…I guess that’s on the dumbass parents for bringing their kids to the gay sex cross dresser protest march.

#do you hear how dumb you fucking sound #sorry it’s become a party that you wanna be comfy womfy at #but that’s not what it is lmao #your false perceptions don’t and won’t change history womp womp cry about it

[robinfollies]

KEEP THE DANGER OUT // KEEP THE DANGER IN

#billie bust up #bbu billie #bbu fantoccio #robin’s art #2024 art #COMPANION PIECES BABY!!! started these last year (month) and finally finished em!!! :33 #i could write an ENTIRE essay abt billie and fanto and their parallels and stuff #which actually i love tumblr tags. lets do some of that here! #okAY IM NOT GONNA GO INTO EVERYTHING BUT HERES A BASIC RUNDOWN OF SOME OF MY THOUGHTS #let’s start by looking at goatshire + the lost city of magic !! #both places have some kind of border around them keeping SOMETHING in/out #goatshire’s wall keeping the trolls/other danger out; keeping the villagers inside safe #and the city’s barrier keeping the curse inside; while keeping everyone outside safe from it #but in turn it’s also keeping billie and fanto trapped in their respective places #one moreso than the other i guess but ahahaha. haha. heh. OKAY MOVING FORTH #unrelated but how sick would it be if the barrier broke and let the curse out. just sayiiin.. a lil theory thats been on my mind recently #anyways back to THE POINT #okay this parts gonna sound insane BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE #goatshire citizens / the cursed city citizens. #billie and fanto both kinda stick out in their respecitve homes; fanto being the only uncursed guy and billie with their magic #so theres like. a real disconnect between them and others there. u get what i mean. #theyre both outliers and like something something allegory for neurodivergence and struggling to connect with others probably #SORRY GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF. idk how to explain it BUT DO U GET IT!!! DO U UNDERSTAND!!!! #also they were both abandoned by SOMEone stares at arthur #okay specifically whoever fanto’s cretaor was left him behind but u know me im such a fanto elmtwig jak #something something loneliness and being left behind and having ppl around you who kinds understand u but also not totally. kicks rock #someone get these siblings some THERAPY!!!!!!! #this was a very disjointed explanation bUT HOPEFULLY I GOT MOST OF MY THOUGHTS ACROSS GOOD. IM BAD AT EXPLAINING THINGS SORRY #someone order me a yappuccino!!!!! BYE!!!!

[jeysuso]

#harvey going from 😤 to 😏 at the idea of mike being in his office naked #and they still tried to say these guys were straight

#mike ross #harvey specter #marvey #marveyedit #mike x harvey #harvey x mike #patrick j. adams #gabriel macht #suitsedit #suits usa #suitsusa #tvsuits #suits #mygifs* #jeysuso #tv tag #* #this is literally episode 4 and he's already...... doing the fucking most #seriously there's zero heterosexual explanation for this #and it's even worse if you hear how he says it because he LITERALLY sounds like 😏😏😏 #he's insane. they're both insane

[wildflowercryptid]

it's all fun and games until your goofy ass kinnie jokes actually start to bring some interesting similarities to light.

#inspired by real events i realized this in the middle of the night and i stg i could hear the glass shattering in my mind #i will admit that i haven't watched eva so everything i know about kawoshin is via fandom osmosis and their more iconic moments #the ''maybe i was born to meet you'' scene stands out a lot to me & i'm so close to redrawing it w/ kieflo #the fucking blurb about kaworu's relationship w/ shinji on the nge wikia is making me want to gnaw on my desk tho #''kaworu represents an idealized figure to shinji'' GEE I WONDER WHO THAT SOUNDS LIKE HMM #listen florian's not doing much better with basically having homura & laios on his kinnie list #i really need to watch eva at some point... i'm gonna have to look up some trigger warnings bc i know it gets rough #( i'm moreso worried about how gore heavy it could be tho ) #pokemon #pkmn scarvio #neon genesis evangelion #kawoshin #chara : florian russel cavallari #chara : kieran hinoki #tealmaskshipping #🎨 : mj draws #i'm not doing extensive tagging since this is mostly a shitpost

[tunamayojazz]

the #1 hazard in their house is a sleeping toge and their very fat cat jiji

#inumaki #inumaki toge #not pictured here is yuta frantically calling out to their (very smart) border collie dog (he's on loudspeaker) #who upon hearing yuta's voice forgoes sunbathing and goes towards the sound #the moment he sees jiji on a sleeping toge's chest he already knows what to do lol #yes yuta has trained their dog to make sure toge doesnt get smothered in his sleep by jiji #toge insists he can take the weight but also tells yuta about how often a paralysis demon sits on his chest in his sleep #and yuta's just like. love is blind #inuokko #ottoge #they have 3 cats and 1 dog btw #okkotsu yuta #yuuta #okkotsu yuuta #jjk #art #jujutsu kaisen

[azuries]

fellas you ever thought of a scenario where mike had a terrible day in school and so he decided to try to contact will after trying for so long, thinking itll be different this time and his fate being kind to him, but then getting nothing. well now you have

#byler #piano arts #mike wheeler #will byers #yes those eyebags imply he cried!! #stranger things #literally cant stop thikning about the potential dialogue #''hey will #''its mike.. i know its been a while and .. youre probably busy. i mean its school hours. but you should be done now right? '' #''i hear a lot from el but i dont think she ever talks about you. howre you doing? hows cali?'' #''i dont know i sound so needy dont i?... i just.. i guess.. *sigh* i miss your voice.'' #he hangs up from the nonexistent line on the other side. he rubs the bridge of his nose and whispers ''stupid'' to himself. #did i just write a mini fic in the tags ahahah yez

[skitskatstudios]

In my language, “PK” is a curse word. So to me, Saiki and his friends all go to ‘Fuck You Academy’.

#In Cantonese it means ‘Fall in the streets and die’ more or less #It doesn’t sound as vulgar when literally translated tbh. #But it’s a real bad curse phrase. Hella common. You’d hear it all the time. #Tbh I don’t really swear in Cantonese. English on the other hand? #Here are some more interpretative translations (based on vibes mainly) for your consideration #��Eat shit Academy’ #‘Drop Dead Academy’ #‘Why won’t you just die Academy’ #‘Damn you to hell Academy’ #‘Crime against humanity Academy’ #‘Everyone wishes you were dead Academy’ #Don’t quote me on how accurate any of these are. Because none of them are accurate. #But this is so flipping fun to do haha #saiki k #languages

[kiwibongos]

giggles maniacally and plops this here

#me not knowing how to name my drawings so i always just start it with “homo” or “gay” #hi guys its 2 am #i forgot add/multiply etc exists for some reason so i fucked around a little #im THINKIGN how sweet hajimes laugh would sound i dont even think we ever hear it do we #fuyus laugh is sweet too ooohhml #bongo art #kuzuhina #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #danganronpa v2 #danganronpa v2 goodbye despair #sdr2 #danganronpa #art #digital art #medibang

[braisedhoney]

uh oh someone’s unhappy

an attempt to animate my boy walkin' around in the most dramatic way possible <3

#the stanley parable #tsp #the stanley parable fanart #tsp fanart #tsp narrator #the stanley parable animation #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp animation #ney’s art #ney’s animation #if you listen closely you can hear the sounds of my agonized screams as i try to figure out how the arms work #like in theory i get it #but DO NOT do what i did and attempt to animate motion with zero references #hours… so many tweaks… *head in hands* #all that for a drop of blood only it’s a few seconds of animation instead

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thank you WH update for confirming that Wally breathes. i really thought he didnt <3

#but also fuck it for confirming that bc it sounds like hes in pain and it hurts my shriveled heart #(keep it up the pain is top tier <3 hurt him more. but also dont. but Do. i want the emotional agony attached) #but uhhhhh seriously tho i did Not expect breathing to be in his library of skills #absolutely unprompted #welcome home #'why is that' i hear one person passively wonder #well considering that he doesnt sleep. and he doesnt eat normally - one could argue that he Doesnt eat either. #and how he Knows hes a puppet. #i really thought he wouldnt feel an innate need to keep up a charade of 'breathing' like the others who are Unaware! #BUT IT TURNS OUT ITS NOT A CHARADE AHAHA #THEY KINDA NEED TO APPARENTLY! at least i can assume so #but i was Genuinely surprised to hear wally's labored breathing in his hidden record audios #i almost paused the first one i heard to go 'what??? he can breathe??' #i had convinced myself of it so Thoroughly that i need to edit some stuff in my brain #bc oh boy i had Thoughts completely centered on that #oh well! into the fire they go!! #im happy for him. puppet man gets to enjoy the annoyance that is breathing

[blmpff]

Korea will literally release anything and everything BUT a 12 x 45 min series huh

50 x 1ish min? Really??

24.02.24

#just *sounds of disbelief* #50 x 1min episodes????????? #do you hear yourself @ korea #please teach me the series #?? #how do i even tag this #park hyeong seop #lee sang min #upcoming bl #korean bl #blmpff

[gerandor]

اگر من دروغ میگم، منو بکش

if i’m lying, kill me.

#dont mind me im just excited about hearing nandor speak farsi #god. now that he knows farsi imagine all the pet names he can have for guillermo #i once made a post about some persian terms of endearment #also i wanna note that spoken farsi is kinda different from written farsi #and nandor knows how to use spoken farsi. except for the word ‘if’ which he used in it’s written form #it made him sound like someone who has just learned farsi #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #kayvan novak