#doll simping

[everythingisround]

me smiling devilishly knowing that the amazing digital circus has been successfully converting impressionable queer teens into the raggedy ann fandom

#i mean this in a lighthearted tone ofc lol #i love all the new fans #just like two years ago but with less simping thank god #please be normal about real people! #same with the dolls too they’re literally toys #the amazing digital circus #raggedy ann and andy #raggedy ann #raggedy andy #charlie’s last remaining brain cells fighting for survival

[ladyofthenoodle]

movie gabriel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> show gabriel

show nathalie >>>>>>> movie nathalie

#i’m sorry but how are y’all simping for movie nathalie #she looks 20 years old #they’ve de-milfed her!!! #gimme a nathalie who knows how to wield a crossbow #not this baby faced secretary doll #miraculous ladybug #ml awakening #noodling

[nekohime19]

Mini Mac #1 : Peach-thief vs Monkey King

Okay, so I rewatched Arrietty and this Au popped into my mind. I call it the Mini Mac Au!

For now it's just thoughts, ideas and short chapters like this one.

Will I write more about the Mini Mac Au, 🤔 idk, maybe

For now enjoy the first meeting between Wukong and Mini Mac.

Sun Wukong was staring at the bowl of peaches put on his mahogany table, gaze sweeping over every inch of pinkish skin filling the wooden bowl. “Live in a house”, they said. “You're the Monkey King, you need a palace”, they whined. It was the last time Sun Wukong ever listened to his sworn-brothers. While the stone mansion in the water-curtain cave was nice, it was also infested with pests.

Peach-stealing pests.

The Monkey King could be forgetful at times, he missed a few gatherings with his sworn-brothers and some grooming sessions with his troop, always too caught up in the present. Maybe he ought to work on this forgetfulness of his, he wouldn't like to be known as the promise-breaker. However, if there was one thing he never forgot, it was his peaches.

He could forgive one missing peach. Maybe one of his lil sun was feeling particularly hungry and how could one resist the tempting sight of a ripe peach ? It happened before, it could happen again.

He could, with a few grumbles, forgive two missing peaches. Maybe he ate them in a particularly late hour and forgot about it, he often forgot about the peaches he ate after drunken nights with his sworn-brothers.

Three missing peaches, however, was where he drew the line. Three missing peaches meant someone was daring enough to steal from him. Three missing peaches meant he needed to kick some thieving-ass.

“This house is not big enough for two peach-lovers!” Huffed the Monkey King as he took the staff hidden in the hollow of his ear, eyes surveilling every nook and crannies of his house.

He was startled by the sound of something hitting the floor, he turned around and gasped when he saw his peach-bowl flipped around like the unfortunate victim of a petty cat, peaches scattered on the floor. When he picked up the fallen peaches, he realized one more was missing and hissed through his fangs.

This meant war!

The thing about peach-thieves, realized Sun Wukong after a few days, was that they were incredibly slippery. The sage did everything he could ever think of and everytime he was defeated.

Standing before the peach-bowl through the whole night, staff in hands in case he needed to do some butt-kicking? He woke up the next morning with one missing peach and an odd powder in his nose. A sleeping medicine he realized after a few minutes of observation, one homemade and very efficient.

Laying traps around the ripest peach and placing it in the middle of the house? He woke up with the traps on him, and two missing peaches.

Hiding the peaches in a sealed safe he bought the monkey way (AKA stole) and burying the safe in a location only known to him? Somehow, he was still missing two peaches the next morning.

Sun Wukong was beginning to fall into madness, he was also making his own sworn-brothers insane with his rambling. This situation was clearly beginning to wear everyone down. One evening, after one week of suffering, Azure Lion gently gave him a rather pricey magical device made to chase away the pests hiding in one house. Apparently the whole sworn-brotherhood saved money to buy it, something about “preserving their sanity before it's too late”.

Sun Wukong put the device in his peach-bowl and waited through the night, he promised himself to stay awake, yet he failed after one hour and began to snore rather loudly while leaning on the couch. He woke in the dead of the night when the device put in the bowl began to howl like a dying wolf. The Monkey King winced, ears folded, but approached the bowl nonetheless.

What he found inside wasn't something he was prepared for.

Sun Wukong thought the peach-thief was either the smartest mouse in existence or some sort of unknown parasite he awakened after finding the old stone mansion. Instead he found the prettiest macaque on earth, folded on himself, paws on his ears.

The sage, after picking up the jaw he dropped, carefully took the doll-size black-furred macaque in his hands, now uncaring of the device blasting his ears off. The lil guy was clothed with bright green leaves, two were weaved around his waist, another was fastened around his chest like a makeshift sling. He was the size of the sage's hand, fur puffed up in alarm as he tried to curl on himself. Sun Wukong panicked when he caught a whiff of blood and immediately threw the blasting device over his window.

The lil guy blinked slowly, hands lowering as he tried to take note of the situation. Sun Wukong gasped when he saw six ears unfold, the tiny lil appendages glowing softly in the night. The macaque stiffened when he heard the gasp, he turned towards the King (his striking golden eyes piercing Sun Wukong's very own being) and hissed.

“W-wait, I'm not gonna hurt-” Sun Wukong didn't have time to end his sentence, the lil guy took something from his makeshift sling (something resembling a vial) and threw a handful of powder in the King's face. Sun Wukong coughed, and accidently let the lil guy escape. The sage wanted to go after the lil macaque but he was seized by a sudden headache and fell on his butt.

As his eyes closed and slumber overtook him, Sun Wukong thought of those striking eyes and felt his heart skip a beat.

He was in love.

#Shadowpeach #Mini Mac Au #Simp Sun Wukong #Mac is a lil gremlin #You want a millenia old monkey the size of a doll? You got it #Shadowpeach fanfic #Shadowpeach prompt #LMK #Tiny Macaque

[flameyfay]

Enjoying the view?

#spicy content #nerdy girls #big boody #cutie w a bootie #huge butt #girl butts #alt model #hot egirls #girls with tattoos #simp for me #spicy accountant #tumblr girls #big tiddy goth gf #goth gf #goth girl #soft goth #bootie peach #mini sex doll #mini skirt #my peach #feeling slutty

[killemwithkawaii]

"...!!!"

"...oh shit- I'm so sorry, Sal, I didn't mean to...!!"

"...uh, it's fine [y/n], just... try to watch your aim next time, okay...?" 💓💦

[Prison uniform and no shirt variations under the cut]

(Potential POV: He asked if you fr find him attractive and now the proof is all over his face whoops 😳💦💦💦)

#k.e.w.k. draws #sally face #sal fisher #sal fisher x reader #sal fisher x y/n #sorry steve #lemon #grapefruit #tw unsanitary #tw degradation #tw eye trauma #(kinda sorta not really but tagging just in case???) #i made this for me but you can look at it 🎁💖 #i'll bet some of you thought i stopped simping didnt you #well jokes on you I was busy making digital paper dolls so i could simulate various scenarios of giving him a big fat facial uwu ✅ #(and experimenting with drawing his scars and prosthetic a little more canon compliant whatcha think??) #PSA: do your best to not get that shit in anyones eye/ eye socket (it stings) #anyways happy yanbruary enjoy~ 💕💦 #edited #very slightly #(i added a heart emoji to the dialog bc he still enjoyed himself overall despite you being an absolutely horrible shot 👍)

[alybrooke]

What can I do for a better grade, professor??

#spicy content #nerdy girls #big boody #cutie w a bootie #huge butt #girl butts #alt model #hot egirls #girls with tattoos #simp for me #spicy accountant #tumblr girls #big tiddy goth gf #goth gf #goth girl #soft goth #bootie peach #mini sex doll #mini skirt #my peach #feeling slutty

[syrips]

cant remember if i shared this before but here u go u can use as discord emote or personal use if u want hehe

#happy simping #happy stuff #strahd von zarovich #strahd doll #syrips art

[chaoticcontroversies]

doll in a suit

#murder drones #doll murder drones #art #sorry my inner simp won for a moment

[yea-baiyi]

on a scale of 1 to 100, rate dongfang qingcang's pathetic wet boy phase.

WHICH pathetic wet boy phase. he levels up slowly in bursts. the scene where he was literally wet? that one was a mere 45/100 because yes he was wet but he hadn’t reached his true pathetic potential. sobbing into xlh’s arms in the garden? 67/100. screaming crying incoherent wailing when xlh vanished from his arms and then passing the fuck out? a solid 95/100 because that’s pretty fucking pathetic dude.

but the last stretch of episodes???? 10000/100. so deep in denial he almost DIED. abandons his kingdom to care for her tiny plant spirit 24/7. spoon feeds her morning dew. strokes her leaves and talks as if she’s there. trailing behind changheng like a miserable wet cat. that boy is rumpled, dishevelled, no makeup on, clutching at straws, offers to be her servant, ignores pitying looks from his subjects, constantly on the verge of tears. topped out his soggy pathetic wet boy potential. chefs fucking kiss. i have never felt a stronger urge in my life to wrap a man in a towel than dongfang qingcang in episodes 32-35. might be the soggiest a fictional man has ever been. peak male character. i’m going to make a dfqc doll and squeeze him like a stress ball

i have started my collection of soggy dfqc pics, please send more my way

#dongfang qingcang #clj #cang lan jue #love between fairy and devil #dfqc #my favourite little man #soggy wet pathetic little boy. #the thing about dfqc is that. he might honestly be the most prime example of the pathetic man trope i have EVER seen #like. there’s others of course. prince zuko. sasuke. jiang cheng. but none of them get the pure RANGE #dfqc goes from monster to villain to enemy to crabby companion to love interest to lover to simp and ultimately the most pathetic malewife #we LOVE to see it. #literally he is so important to me #i am on 3 hours of sleep and i haven’t been able to stop thinking about him all day #i’m serious about the doll. i am forcibly restraining myself from ordering the materials right this second

[tirkras]

Ayo, I think I'm simp now. Also...

I think I have an artblock🤡

Being Dolls simp and do not draw her is hard as hell.... You know, it's like torture💀💀💀

#art block #murder drones #murder drones doll #md #md doll #im a simp #look what many years of being simp have done to me💀 #artists problems #artists on tumblr #send helppp #shitpost

[marsconer]

when dabi is done dancing he can get his ass over here and call me ✨ princess✨ in slightly condescending tone

#dabi #dabi x reader #dabi simp #todoroki touya #dabi headcanons #he would #just the like they doll thing #we know he would #touyaaaaaaaaaaa<3

[devildom-doll]

now this is what I call

~ h o l y f u c k ~

#ayo simeon can fuk my holys I’ll tell you that #simeon simps come gets yalls juice #this was in my drafts since february #totally forgot about it #also like #I hardly post simeon #I’m sorry bb #cri #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date #obey me simeon #simeon obey me #simeon #doll sins

[krisartsimp16]

❤️🧡 Tails Doll my beloved <3 🧡❤️

Original Art by: @alpheratz17

#creepyzone #creepypasta #TD #tailsdoll #tails doll #aely artist #im a simp #icons #pfp icons #pfp #aesthetic

[ivefallenfor2andicantgetup]

!!WOMENNN!!!

#hi I know I haven’t posted as much but I promise I’m still devoted to this fictional woman #Also I know the card is Lilibet NOT Lilith but like she’s basically Lilith #She’s Lilith with doll joints which is one of my FAVORITE character designs things #lilibet shining Nikki #sn lilibet #lilith shining nikki #shining nikki #sn #shining nikki lilith #sn lilith #lilith simps let’s go #lilith sn #I would kill AND die for her #I love women

[syrips]

I'm not sure, maybe you've already done this, but if not...

Your top 5 favorite CoS NPCs? 👀👀

oo i love i love i lovee!!! i demand to know your fav CoS NPCs too!!

spoiler warning just incase heheheee

making strahd a freebie cuz it feels way too obvious help ndkasnds (plus i wanna do 6-)

from the 'vanilla/unmodded' version:

strahd

escher

strahd's beloved

the abbot

gertruda

helga

also by strahd's beloved i dont necessarily mean specific npcs, but rather the target/obsession that strahd goes for, which may or may not be that npc. sometimes it's a pc too! but still, i am in LOVE with characters that is obsessed for/by strahd

#curse of strahd spoilers #ty for asking!! #happy simping #happy stuff #also the ones listed are all adults/aged up cuz yea #but id totally be the 2nd last one's best friend irl. i feel like we'd be the silliest of friends playing fashion doll games together!! #fun fact i actually omitted the 2nd last one from my campaign because - despite me loving them - i just. #well. that npc felt WAY too close to my own personal life irl. and i was like. o 100% nope!! but i do love them i swear #just would rather interact with that npc as a player and not rp them as the dm hehe #syrips lore

[picsani]

Jack and Perrito

#jack horner #big jack horner #puss in boots #big jack horner simp #meme #woman squeezing doll #perrito