Mammon: how do I ask out MC?
Simeon: that’s easy! Just be yourself!
Lucifer: that’s terrible advice. No one likes him.
It’s so pretty 😭💎💙
dia/simeon/mc w mc domming them both and teaching simeon how to dom dia okay goodnight
just woke up from a simeon dream and i gotta go back to sleep if i wanna be functional at work tonight but like 🥴🥴 gimme simeon on his knees???? gimme 🤲🏻 his back perfectly straight, knees spread, make him hump the air pathetically and try to cum just from the head of his cock catching on the elastic of his pretty panties. he’s so sensitive, he could do it, but he keeps losing his posture and hunching his shoulders, letting his eyes slip shut or losing focus on you, and you have to keep correcting him. he’ll get it eventually, he really is trying, but he can’t help it. he just feels so good.
i tried simeon
*telling stories at RAD*
You: Anyways, I broke his jaw.
Simeon:… Why do all your stories end that way?
Satan: ? Mine normally end with mutilation.
Belphie: *nodding* People are assholes.
Me: Belphie, you normally don’t even do anything-
Belphie: Yes, but that doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t wreck anyone’s shit.
Simeon *sees Solomon take out food*: You can cook?!
Solomon: I made a cake once.
MC: He did, it was very good.
MC: Please don’t make me lie twice
do u know how hard it was to choose only 1 pic of this man to edit
Rain, a Fire, and Simeon - Devil Flower Locked and Unlocked
I’ve summoned 111 times from Nightmare desperately trying to get Simeon’s card and it’s just not happening (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
it’s noon and i’m obsessing over freshly fallen simeon latching onto mc as a beacon amidst the chaos and hurt and disorientation of his new existance. gravitating to their bright soul and not realizing that he no longer desires it as he did when he was an angel, to preserve its purity and vibrance, but rather the opposite. his wild demonic nature calls him towards them and urges him to destroy their radiance and grind it into filth, but you’re the only thing he has left, the only constant he can trust not to judge him for his sins or gloat over his inevitable corruption, the only truly good thing he’s ever known, and he’s so confused.
so confused and lost and vulnerable and begging so sweetly for you to tell him what to do and-
he’s so stunning, there on his knees, and you’re only human.
For context first part: here
*After hearing a scream, Solomon and Barbatos rush into Diavolo’s room to see Simeon looking under the bed while Diavolo holds his face shaking.*
Simeon: MC, get out from underneath there this instant!
Solomon: I take it that Poker night didn’t end well.
Barbatos: *Sighs* No, it ended too well in MC’s favor.
*Simeon reaches for them only to get his hand swatted at by MC.*
Simeon: Ugh, MC!!!
MC: No, it’s mine!
Solomon: Ok, what did they win?
Simeon: *Snapping his head to Solomon* They took God’s left eye!
*At that exact moment, Solomon and Diavolo bursts out laughing and nearly collapse where they stand.*
Simeon: Diavolo, stop laughing and help me!
Barbatos: It’s Lord Dia-
*Simeon glares at Barbatos who stops while Diavolo’s laughing dies down.*
Diavolo: Ok, ok, I’m good now.
*Diavolo crouches down next to his bed*
MC: No, I won it fair and square.
Diavolo: That is true but you can’t keep it, God kind of needs it.
MC: But he’s all seeing!
Solomon: Yeah but he didn’t see that coming.
*Simeon glares at Solomon and he shuts up*
MC: Rule #1 of Poker is don’t bet anything you aren’t prepared to lose.
Diavolo: That is also true but that’s kind of null and void when you take it with a spork. Now give it back before you go insane from staring at it.
MC: ….But it’s shiny. :(
Diavolo: Yes, I know but it’s for your own good.
*The room is silent for a moment before a bottle with a glowing orb rolls from underneath the bed. Diavolo picks it up and hands it to Simeon.*
Diavolo: Thank you MC. Now are we going to come out from underneath the bed?
MC: …Is Simeon still mad?
Simeon: I’m not mad anymore, I’m just disappointed.
MC: THAT’S WORSE!!!
“I have no idea why but Simeon reminds me of a CLAMP character. I don’t even know which one. Maybe it’s just his design? It drives me bonkers when I think too much about it.”
Undateables with a Child MC
Yes!!! I had some much fun writing this for the bros! Thanks for the request!
i’m fucking speechless, this is S U B L I M E. om! is over, everyone, it’s not gonna get better than this. i am going to kiss you.
i wanna see simeon drenched in blood. fallen and angry and sinful and uncontrolled. hurting and lost and destroying everything that has the misfortune of coming across him. newly sharp teeth bared in a defensive snarl, weathered wings flared around him in warning. hands tacky with dried blood and clinging viscera and curled into fierce claws, ready to lash out in an instant.