#don’t fight me

[laz-kay]

Can’t deny this shit was cute🥲

Happy Valentine’s to them tbh💘

#don’t fight me #but i highkey love them sm #don’t get me wrong i love zeke x tina just as much #but yeah this shit was cute af #tinimmy #tina x jimmy jr #valentine’s day #happy valentine’s day #romancing the beef #tina belcher #jimmy jr #jimmy pesto jr #jimmy jr pesto #bobs burgers season 11 #bobs burgers #bob’s burgers

[softkostyk]

if any of y’all really think a pynch engagement is fanservice then you don’t know ronan lynch!!! at all!!my son was ready to get down on one knee after their first kiss!!!!!

#I will die on this hill #don’t fight me #pynch #Greywaren spoilers

[you-need-not-apply]

Oh it’s Friday is it? Yeah sure fridays are so fucking great, nothing bad has ever happened on a Friday stfu

#I hate fridays #nothing good ever happens on Friday #i speak the truth #don’t fight me #Friday #rant #shitpost

[haitani-trash]

bachi is autistic I will die on this hill

#don’t fight me #this is something i will defend to the death #i excruciatingly related to his childhood #i love him so fucking much #it’s unreal #i want to protect him forever #sweet child #bachira #bachira meguru #bllk bachira #blue lock #bllk

[whosectype]

Whats ur favorite number

I like every multiple of 4 up to 40 except 28, 32, and 8

Why? Because theyre green, 28, 32, and 8 are yellow. Also multiples of 4 have a minty taste like toothpaste but in a good way like toothpaste jelly beans.

I also like multiples of 6 because theyre purple. Except 18 and 30 theyre also yellow.

But the BEST numbers are 12 and 24, because theyre divisible by 4 AND 6 giving them an aqua tone.

Don’t get me wrong i love the color yellow, but yellow numbers are difficult. Same with brown numbers, like 7. But multiples of 3, 6, and 9 all have some yellow numbers and in the right situation theyre ok. 3 is yellow and i have no problem with 3. Odd numbers tend to be warmer in tone. If there is a 5 in it, it’s red, no exceptions. Unless it has a 3 in it as well (example: 53 and 35) then there’s some yellow in the number as well and that number would ultimately taste like ketchup and mustard. But 53 has more yellow than 35. 35 has more red and taste more like ketchup than the latter.

“But what about a number like 354?” You really want a Hot Dog lathered in some mustard a lot of ketchup and a WHOLE ASS TUBE OF CREST 3D WHITENING TOOTHPASTE? Yeah. Don’t bring it up. It gives me a bad taste in my mouth.

#Ask #anon #the goop speaks #I have very strong opinions on this #Don’t fight me #Also all purple numbers smell like lilac and lavender and taste like grapes #Little tangent #Sorry abt that anon

[cfr749]

What SL do you want The Rookie and Chenford to tackle and why? 🌹💫

Oh gosh - what an interesting ask! I’m honored anyone would even care what I think, so thank you 😂❤️But also I might be questioning your judgement a teensy bit 😘

First off: Chenford trapped in a sauna (it's right there --- a few streets over, a couple of international flights, and around the corner, and I could absolutely see it. It's absolutely criminal it isn't canon if you ask me, which you did. Buyer beware. 😜)

Moving on...

In this [literal] essay (with visual aids! courtesy of the talented Chenford gif makers), I will spend way too much time rambling on about how I have always hoped to see them tackle the inherent conflict in Chenford’s relationship head-on. Not particularly groundbreaking, I know, but bear with me. 😂 (Or not, that's cool, too.)

Before I get any further into this long-winded and completely unnecessary analysis, I just want to be clear that this is what I’d like to see, not necessarily what I expect to see. Expectations? I don’t know her.

Also:

These are just my random thoughts and ideas and opinions; I make no claims to being competent or qualified to even have received this ask. Or to be using Tumblr. But here we are!

Also^2

Mostly I'm just here to write these two idiots falling in love (and sometimes banging) in 15 trillion different ways (but especially on reality TV - which, side note (in my side note - it’s inception!): is the most unpopular trope to exist ever and that is exactly why I have dedicated my life (or a shit ton of my free time) to this honorable pursuit. No one else seems to be interested in writing 100k+ of the most unpopular trope in existence, so here I am taking one for the Chenford team? Army? Whatever. You’re welcome 😏. )))))))))))) (I’ve lost count of the parentheses, but 15 to close seems like a solid bet.)

Source

Lumped right in there with the ever-popular p*rnstar AU. But also, why hasn’t anyone written this? Where are your priorities?

If you have written one of these AUs that I was too lazy to black out to avoid offending anyone, you are awesome. Plus, no one can hate AUs that don’t exist (right? tbh I’m not entirely sure. I suppose hate has no bounds 🤔. It’s all v rude. Trope equality should be a thing.)

Back to the point (LOL if you're this far and still think I have a point, but also I adore you 😘).

For whatever reason*, I think the show has been averse to having to address the inconsistency re: Tim’s character/"code" and the potential hypocrisy of Lucy dating a cop after Nolan.

*Hint: This is the reason:

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But also the point here (for me, the one I'm theoretically making in 6,000 words or less... or maybe more, we'll see 😂) isn't about agreeing or disagreeing with Alexi (tbh I can’t be bothered to have feelings one way or the other; I can only be bothered to have an excessive amount of feelings about these fictional characters he’s created 🤷🏽‍♀️).

And it’s not about whether this has relevance to where the show is heading now (this is from 2020, so like basically the 1800s), the point(!) is I think this could be such a good story to explore, specifically because of the reasons Alexi mentions.

I would love to see them tackle this because I feel like the show delivers beautifully on arcs that are grounded in the characters, with plots that are driven by their feelings and motivations.

Storylines like Nolan's commitment to becoming a cop (don't @ me -- I was team underdog in S1, okay?). Tim & Isabel (+ Lucy, obvi). Nyla's motivation to return to patrol (she did it for the child[ren]). Jackson's struggles despite being a legacy 😭. Angela's drive to make detective. Armstrong's backstory. The evolution of Lucy's relationships with Tim, Nyla, Jackson in the aftermath of DOD, etc., etc., ).

And I feel like these specific obstacles for Chenford are a great foundation for exactly that kind of character-driven storytelling that would be about Chenford (of course), but also just as much about Tim and Lucy as individuals and how much they’ve evolved since S1. 

Insert sad pilot Tim: stupid photo limit. Use your imagination.

And hot pilot Lucy (she made the cut, obvi), because (there is no because; and if you think I need a reason for inserting badass pilot Lucy, who are you? and why are you here?):

Anywayyy, I’d love to see Tim struggling with the idea he might have feelings for his former Rookie. I’d love to see him lean on Angela as he tries to work through this.

She was also a TO and could probably understand how Tim would have trouble reconciling his duty as her former teacher / current mentor and boss to possibly having romantic feelings for her.

She’s also a woman on the force that chose not to fish in that particular pool for the same reason Lucy broke up with Nolan. The perfect perspective if you ask me 😂

Insert Tim & Angela being BFFL

I’d love to see Lucy try and reconcile the idea of being with Tim with her past decisions and the break-up with Nolan. I’d love to see her weigh the repercussions of being “branded” — I know people have strong (and valid) feelings about this concept as a whole, but it's there and is arguably realistic (sexist like the real world and all that), so why not lean into the obstacle they [perhaps, unintentionally] created for Chenford and use it to tell a story?

Lucy’s ambitious — she cares deeply about her job and being successful. I could absolutely see her being deeply conflicted about this. I’d love to see her talk to Nyla or other women in the department about their experiences.

Hell, I’d even like to see her talk to Nolan given their history. It’d be interesting [to me, and possibly only me] to hear her use Nolan as a sounding board; talk about what’s changed and what hasn’t. She’s not the same person she was back in S1 and she’s not a Rookie anymore, but it’s also not a choice that is without repercussions.

Kind of like this... plus a tad more nuance (and intent!)... minus the gagging 🤗:

I think it would be a natural way to continue to develop the characters because humans are inconsistent and falling in love is an absolutely believable source of internal (and external) conflict.

Eventually, I’d love to see them decide to choose each other anyway, despite the obstacles, and then help each other through the fallout (if any).

I don’t necessarily need them to get together right away; I get the reasons why the show will likely continue to veer away from them officially getting together, but I’d love to see an overarching story or arc that includes some struggle and conflict and also gives us a bit of insight into what they are thinking and feeling (with an extra order of feelings), how their values might be changing, what their motivations are etc. while we wait.

^More of this stuff + words and feelings (my fave!) and whatnot (and intent!)

So yes, it's been done a million times before, and my hopes aren't particularly original, but I'd still like to see it done for Chenford.

So those are my thoughts, anon, on what storyline I’d like to see for Chenford and why. For whatever they are worth (literally nothing 🙃). If for some inexplicable reason you are still here, thank you for the lovely ask. ❤️

#my asks #the rookie #chenford #mostly me being a dumb*ss #ask and you shall receive #an unlimited supply of nonsense #opinions not facts #don’t fight me #I’m a wuss #who’s writing the p*rn star AU though? #i have zero clue what Tumblr censors #why am i like this?

[weirdo09]

to be honest, i don’t like Christians because they’re constantly giving me mixed signals. it’s like they support you but then they don’t then you ask them for a straight forward answer and they just say “that’s what God told me to tell you.” so you’re basically saying God wants me dead but also not ? please cut the bullshit then if ya gonna say he loves all his children n say that

#cade’s things #cade’s thoughts 💭 #don’t fight me

[misano17]

Me thinks… minors dni, horny shit about Sazanami Jun.

Me thinks, Jun Sazanami should get his pussy slapped. I’m correct about this. Me thinks, he should cum from this. I’m also correct.

#Don’t fight me #I’m correct.

[soliusss]

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

#I don’t like fight club #but other people do #gay people on their way to write some of the most relevant popular influencial literature of the 90s #solius posting #this shit also kills me because both of those books have. OVERT homosexual themes and moments

[dunyun-rings]

I saw a post that said “Dragon Age discourse walked so that Baldurs Gate 3 discourse could run” and that’s absolutely false. Dragon Age discourse sprinted, foaming at the mouth, so that BG3 discourse could skip happily through a meadow

#that OP clearly wasn’t in the DA fandom when Inquisition came out lmao #people acted like mages were a real life opressed group #don’t even get me started on the discourse around which romance options were justified and which ones meant you were a bigot/abuser/etc #is Astarion existed in Dragon Age people would literallt never stop fighting about him I can tell u that much

[novelconcepts]

The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.

#the sandman #paper girls #some of the hot takes on Twitter are breaking me #‘why don’t we know the whole story? it’s bad writing if you don’t have a complete story in the first season’ girl WHAT since WHEN #how many excellent shows were weak as fuck in S1?? and here we’re getting shows with incredible first seasons fighting for their lives #like fuckin Christ dude the idea of long form storytelling is allowing your story time and space to spread out #otherwise we would only make movies #i am so sick of this edge of my seat fear that any new show I fall in love with will get axed because the higher powers don’t care about art #this has to be a bubble right? this has to pop at some point and go back to shows valued on what they are #and don’t even get me started on creators having to beg for good reviews to balance out review-bombing from shitheads #if every one star review is clearly bigoted from the comments? why is anyone taking them into account?? #why is there no way to manage this shit aside from creators being like ‘please help us”’

[hejee]

i really just wanna draw them shirtless

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #inquisitor lavellan #cassandra pentaghast #varric tethras #the iron bull #solas #solas dragon age #dorian pavus #vivienne de fer #blackwall #cole dragon age #sera dragon age #ouuuugh so many tags #ok but the scenario is them finally taking a rest after fighting a damn dragon #dorian is the most wounded bc he rushed head first lol #this happened to me ingame tbh #viv and myrella are my tank mages #i wanna draw only four of them but nah i don’t want anybody to be left out #solas is the least wounded of the lot bc he’s the healer and uh u know #ngl i first drew varric’s ass

[daeyumi]

Bone and blade 💀☠️🩸

[2023]

#guilty gear #guilty gear testament #testament guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ggst #ggstrive #ggstart #guilty gear fanart #daeyumi art #i don’t really play fighting games but i really love testament they are everything to me they are so gender

[puppyeared]

OK OK as much as I like shadowpeach starting as friends consider… hate at first sight <3

#ANOTHER WIN FOR THE HATERS!!!!! #look I really really like the idea of them beating the shit out of each other before actually getting along #both backstory wise and present day wise LMAO #and it just kind of tracks for me? maybe I just got used to how they interact post-fight and the fact that we don’t really know how they #would interact besides that very very short flashback in s4 #but considering they’re both emotionally constipated I like the idea that this is how they meet lol #my art #myart #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #six eared macaque #shadowpeach #lmk fanart

[begaycommittreason]

people talk about how jason must’ve been the biggest menace in the batfam as a street kid

but at the age of 9 dick was literally planning a revenge murder and had No regard for bruce’s orders or authority as a parent

tim was a rich kid that wouldn’t know adult supervision if it was murdered by a boomerang, who stalked the bats across gotham, discovered their identities, and strong-armed bruce into giving him robin at 13

steph was fighting crime before bruce even got to her and she proceeded to never once listen to him in her life

cass and damian, i love them, but they were Feral. absolute Gremlin children

then there was jason who liked going to school and was just happy to be there

#like he got in school fights sure #but tim was probably running illegal poker rings at gotham academy #dick’s mullet was a menace in and of itself #don’t even get me started on damian #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #dick grayson

[martyfive]

he’s just a little guy

#soapghost #ghostsoap #simon riley x john mactavish #john soap mactavish #cod #call of duty #no one’s dead everyone’s happy i’m still a bloody liar #btw i don’t really think s**p’s dead i’m in denial fight me #also please make me draw ghost wearing soap’s hoodie that’s too tight for him #this has to be done #johnny mactavish #soap cod