#don't look at me like that peeps

[sidekick-hero]

no no dragon eddie and knight steve is exactly the correct brain rot direction to go from that post. stand strong in your beliefs

YOU SEE THE VISION!

Knight Steve offering himself up to be the strong hero facing certain death by fighting the dragon the whole kingdom is afraid of. Only to find dragon!eddie who is not afraid of him but flirts with him relentlessly, showering him in compliments, touching him all the time, handling him like part of his treasure.

How could Steve not be infatuated? He always liked his romantic adventures to be just that - adventures. And what's more adventures than hooking up with a dragon?

#mail #aidaronan #steddie #dragon!eddie #knight!steve #monsterfucker!steve #don't look at me like that peeps #stranger things

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

"Murder is Werewolves" - Batman

I don't got the SPOONS to do this thought train justice, I have seriously been trying to write this thing for MONTHS so just, idk, have this half baked skeletal outline of the essay I guess:

I don't believe that Batman's no-kill rule is primarily about rehabilitation or second chances.

His refusal to believe that Cassandra could have killed someone when she was eight years old because "how could a killer understand my commitment not to kill" is absolute fucking MOON LOGIC from a rehabilitationist standpoint. No jury on the planet would think for even a second that she could reasonably be held accountable for her actions in that situation! Her past cannot condemn her to being incapable of valuing human life under a rehabilitation centering framework. However, Batman's reasoning makes perfect sense if he believes that killing is a spiritually/morally corrupting act which permanently and fundamentally changes a person, and that corruption can never be fully undone.

Dick Grayson killing the Joker is treated both narratively and by Batman as an unequivocally WIN for the Joker. The Joker won by turning Nightwing into a killer. Note that this is during a comic in which the Joker transforming people was a major theme! Batman didn't revive the Joker because the Joker deserved to live; he revived the Joker to lift the burden on Dick.

His appeal to Stephanie when she tried to kill her dad is that she shouldn't ruin her own life. He gives no defense of Cluemaster's actual life. Granted this is a rhetorical strategy moment and should be taken with a generous pinch of salt, but it fits in the pattern.

When Jason becomes a willful killer, he essentially disowns him, never treats him with full trust ever again, and... Well, we can stop here for Bruce's sake. Bottom line is that his actions towards Jason do not lead me to believe that he thinks Jason can become a better person without having his autonomy taken from him, either partially or fully.

The Joker is, for better or worse, the ultimate symbol and vessel of pure, irredeemable evil in DC comics now. He hasn't been just another crook in a long time. He will never get better, he will only get worse. If you take it to be true that the Joker will not or can not rehabilitate, then there's no rehabilitationist argument against killing him.

Batman does not seem to consider it a possibly that he'll rehabilitate. Batman at several points seems to think that the Joker dying in a manner no one could have prevented would be good. Yet Batman fully believes that if he killed the Joker, he himself would become irredeemable.

Batman's own form of justice (putting people into the hospital and then prison) is fucking brutal and clearly not rehabilitative. He disrespects the most basic human rights of all criminals on a regular basis. It is genuinely really, really weird from a rehabilitationist standpoint that his only uncrossable line is killing... But it makes perfect sense if he cares more about not corrupting himself with the act of killing than the actual ethical results of any individual decision to kill or not kill.

In the real world cops are all bastards because they are too violent to criminals, even when that violence doesn't lead to death. Prison is a wildly evil thing to do to another human being, and you don't use it to steal away massive portions of a person's life if your goal is to rehabilitate them. In the comic world, Batman is said to be necessary because the corrupt cops are too nice to criminals and keep letting them out of jail. I don't know how to write a connector sentence there so like I hope you can see why this bothers me so damn much! That's just not forgiveness vibes there Batman!!

I want to make special note here of the transformative aspect. You don't simply commit a single act when you kill, no, you become a killer, like you might become a werewolf.

The narrative supports this a lot!

Why did Supes go evil during Injustice? He killed the Joker. Why did Bruce become the Batman Who Laughs? Bruce killed the Joker. Why was Jason Todd close to becoming a new Joker during Three Jokers? Because he killed people, to include the Joker.

Even if these notions of redemption being impossible aren't the whole of his reasoning (people never have only one reason for doing what they do) it is a distinct through-line pattern in his actions and reasoning, and it is directly at odds with notions of rehabilitation, redemption, and second chances.

So why does he give so many killers second chances?

Firstly because this doesn't apply to all versions of Batman. Some writers explicitly incorporate rehabilitation and forgiveness into his actions. You will be able to provide me with examples of this other through-line pattern if you go looking for them. The nature of comics is to be inconsistent.

Secondly the existence of that other pattern does not negate the existence of this one. People and characters are complex, and perfectly capable of holding two patterns of belief within themselves, even when they conflict to this degree. You can absolutely synthesize these two ideas into a single messy Batman philosophical vibescape.

Finally and most importantly to this essay: he has mercy on killers the same way that werewolf hunters sometimes have mercy on someone who is clearly struggling against their monsterous nature, especially if they were turned in exceptional circumstances or against their will. They understand that they are sick, damned beasts, cursed to always be fighting against themselves and the evil they harbor within. It is vitally kind to help them fight themselves by curtailing their autonomy in helpful ways and providing them with chances to do some good to make up for their eternal moral deficiency.

I think in many comics Batman views killers as lost souls. Battered and tormented monsters who must be pitied and given mercy wherever possible. (The connections to mental health, addiction, and rampant, horrifying ableism towards people struggling with both is unavoidable, but addressing it is sadly outside of the scope of this essay.)

Above all, the greatest care possible must be taken to never, ever let yourself become one of them, because once you have transformed the beast will forever be within you growing stronger.

To Batman, it is the most noble burden, the highest mercy, the most important commandment: Thou shalt suffer the monsters to live.

#batman #batman negative #batsalt #okay hopefully that will let peeps who don't wanna see me rant against bats avoid this? #i could write several books on the moral and ethical philosophies at play in the Batfam tbh #I'm like kinda mostly happy with this #pretty good for being slammed out in three hours while baking brownies #inspired muchly by my friend's talk about Batman acting in accordance with Presbyterian predestination #and how he is one of the most carceral of all superheroes #all people merely revealing through their actions what sort of person they already are #punishing them in the hopes they can suffer enough penance on earth to escape hell #how that can look like rehabilitation or redemption at a glance #but functions in a fundamentally different way #anyway hope this mess was an interesting read! #damian's tomfoolery

[screwpinecaprice]

In the city!

Commission for  missyuniverse_ for her fanfic at Wattpad! ( account: Kittens_escapism or juanitasuniverse ) 😊😊😊

#connverse #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #SU #Those guys I googled for references of the peeps in the background #also random references for the building and such #I used a gaussian blur to blur the background and I'm thinking now I might or should find a different way to blur my background. 🤔 #It was an odd experience drawing his vest because I used a real life reference at first and it looked so off. Then I used a drawing referenc #e and it instantly fixed it? So. like. I don't always trust real life reference after that. #I'm crying I really really wish I'll learn to draw facial hair some day. #I mean the client described that he only unintentionally grew stubbles because he got busy with something. but still #Why is my laptop already laggy I already restarted this and Nothing else but Chrome and Medibang is opened. -_- #I took so long to do the background. lol but I'd rather it stay blurred because of how it turned out. #Trust me it looked way bettered blurred. haha #Sorry.. Connie is suppose to be wearing her hair in a cute high ponytail with a small braid added little star accessories. #I'm not sure but I'm hoping the ponytail is still discernable #adult connverse #Okay I did spend this way too long in general but it was still fun drawing it #my shiz #commissioned work

[sysig]

Just a few favourites, only a couple, I swear (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Lord Hater #Sylvia #Wander #SCII #ZEX #DAX #Emperor Awesome #Continuing to feel deeply normal about C. Peeps don't even worry about it I'm so normal about him lol #Definitely not thinking about him a lot or anything #Oh yeah and I guess there's a few others there as well lol they're also invited #The middlies of Hater and Sylvia and Wander were mostly getting back into the groove of drawing them since it's been so long #It's wild to me 'cause I know I doodled them for a good clip of time but it was before I was regularly posting so there's no evidence! #Lol - I just looked back at my original doodles and one of my notes reads ''Got 99 problems and C. Peeps is about 4 of them'' - accurate #I also recently realized that part of my love of DAX/ZEX's dynamic is probably rooted in my love of Death Glare.....parallels man every time #The subordinate/Keeper role who is solely devoted to their higher up and calls them Sir - and the one large eye! Lol #I've also found a surprising amount of like?? really gorgeous Rule 63 of a lot of the big names in the cast! I was surprised! #Lots of very cute Hater and Wander but gods Peepers is the absolutely cutest as a lady I can't get over it #Doesn't stop my rampant transmasc Peepers HC tho lol - I like him fine as cis as well here and there for flavour lol #But trans C. Peeps just feels the Most correct #I didn't see much of 63'd Awesome tho! Which I think is a shame Awesome has a very nice design #I actually really like Awesome! I think I like his fanon interpretation better but how fun his design is helps haha #A lot of things would've gone differently if there were more lady villains but I for one would've been about 50% more gay so there's that lo #Muscley shark lady 👉👈 Electric skeleton lady 👉👈 We've already got the lava lady villain! More!! Lol

[lover-of-skellies]

Since I've had a bit of a new follower influx recently (likely from Twitter), a bit of a warning in advance

If your account is blank. If you do not have a profile picture or a header image. If you do not have a blog title or something written in the description area. If you have nothing reblogged, and there's no content anywhere in sight

I will block you

I'm on mobile, so you're technically only blocked from my main, but that doesn't mean I can't get on the computer and block you from here, too

Reason being that if you have nothing on your blog and it's totally empty, I'm gonna assume that you're a bot, and idk about you, but I'd rather not get my information stolen or have anything happen to any of my accounts/blogs

Not doing this to be mean or purposely single anyone out, either. This is for me, so I don't have to worry about anything happening. This is not an idle threat, either. This is a polite warning that I intend to follow through with

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #*sighs heavily* #i wouldn't have to do this is staff would get the bot problem under control #or if twitter peeps learned how to customize their blogs to make themselves NOT look like bots #not ripping on twitter peeps in general #most of you guys are ok. i don't mind you. i even like having you here #its just the ones who don't bother to make their blogs look like anything OTHER than bots that bug me a bit #if* not is #stupid autocorrect

[re-samo]

Why is it called Tokyo After School SUMMONERS when the summoning components aren't even important to the main story until they're convenient??? Like, I love Housamo with all my heart but reworking the main story is WILD

Anyway, what's you're guys' biggest things you're curious about/wish they focused on more because I'm curious and I have a whole list lmao

#call on me whenever you need 😤😤 #housamo #tokyo afterschool summoners #not a reblog. #fel rambles #I'm already messing with the summoning part because it fucking bums me out that we don't really have any canonical summons #outside of the red oni at least AND I ADORE HIM BUT DEADASS ONLY POPS UP WHAT?? TWICE? IN THE ENTIRE STORY SO FAR #and I know it's because of *how* the game is set up and everything and it's left to the player's imagination for who you summoned #BUT AT LEAST ADD OPHION??? OR ONI OR ZAB???? THOSE THREE ARE LIKE CANON PEEPS THAT YOU CAN FORM A SUMMONING BOND WITH #WHICH LOOK- #*spoilers for chapters 2- 3- and 6 preceeding the next couple of tags #just watch yourself lmaoa #BUT LIKE THAT WAS SO STUPID THAT THEY JUST DISAPPEARED??? LIKE- LOOK- I GET IT- I get it! their wishes were fulfilled their time is done l #it's over BUT MAN- FUCK THAT SHIT- IF THEY CAN JUST GET RESUMMONED LATER ON FOR A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME AND ARE LIKE d #WHAT'S THE POINT #WHAT'S THE POINT OF THEM DISAPPEARING???? BULLSHIT LET ME HAVE MY FUCKING BOYS LIFEWONDER GOD FUCKING DAMN DUDES >:0000000 #anyway I know there's a lot of typos in here pls forgive #i was taken over with passion lmao sjjsjsjjs

[veone]

last statement cause i lurked which was dumb nothing new was read, but i'm say this. yoonie is a 🦝 for siding with a racist ass, race faking white person and never condemning them for making other black people uncomfortable in his discord. Gaslighting me in the dms by blaming me for his contentiously harassment, ignoring why I was uncomfortable, causing minors to be getting slurs in their inbox and causing people in the discord and him mental anguish for talking about how i was uncomfortable with a person. mind you this nigga kept this person around around unil they left or something. i am not sure, i could be very wrong but they didn't kick them from my knowledge. i had alot in my inbox and school and wasn't reading everything he was saying on his blog. That why i don't like yoonie personally. yoonie you get called white for acting white and you loud, so of course your names on peoples mouth. no one forgot what you did/do. no ones thinking about you a daily basis though or at least I'm not. I got school stuff i'm trying to learn how to do etc. Hella people don't like you for a reason outside of this and its because you were and are(idk if you got any pull anymore) a bully. plain and simple ya had/have a big audience of followers i was one.

Xldx s a 🦝 for hyping up a know trump supporter and choosing to ignore that, cause you know people was saying mack was a trump supporter(who started their whole anti paywall shit by attacking black creators) in their ask and comments and dms probably, until somebody big, which was yoonie said something and now its not cool. talking about i'm crying about you on my blog when you decided to have a conversation by unblocking and blocking me. ya followers of people, minus two i never seen before blocking me is not a sad day. they can have their opinions i don't care. ya weird as shit for trying to call me out and not even letting me speak?? like what's the point?

#veonerants #not a single anon either which tells me alot #no offense if you over 35 on simblr i am not looking up to you as some type awe being you make sims content on tumblr?? your a person #biting the hand that feeds you ya didn't make those tutorials and didn't have what i was looking for??what are talking about #kiwifarms ass black people ma'am do you hear yourself?? #hmmm end of this conversation. i am fine with people having an opinion i can't shut up sometimes i have a thought it has be shared #also random lowkey sorry to yoonie ya was not in this until i read something xldx was saying that stupid i'm talking about people who have #me blocked like what are you doing than?? #sorry to my peeps if xldx is ya fave its fine if she is i don't care #i'm only saying something cause i couldn't get an actual conversation for the record

[my-secret-shame]

#im sorry having it look like marc is peeping over the text post made me laugh so much for some reason #so i'm subjecting you all to it aswell #marc spector #marc spector edit #moon knight #moon knight edit #oscar isaac #oscar isaac edit #q #has this been done before? i don't know if i have new thoughts anymore of it they are just recycled #my stupid edit #(affectionate) #moon knight meme #moon knight memes #moon knight text post #moon knight text posts

[theragamuffininitiative]

Me: ya know, I do have some recent interests that none of my mutuals share/are blogging about currently. I should go dig up some good posts for them!

Me: performs one (1) search for one (1) children's/family media

Tumblr: immediately returns one text post, then three fan arts, followed by a string of explicit porn ads.

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: and this is why we can't have nice things.

#ragamusings #tumblr things #i'm stuck in the content on my dash alone which is great bc i follow awesome peeps but rip sharing new interests #anyways i'm almost finished watching hilda on netflix #i've been listening to so much new music lately too: #the collection and the brevet and the gray havens and christa wells are top faves rn #not that tumblr has ever showed any particular amount of interest in any musicians who are not #ts or mcr tbh #all the other shows i have loved recently have been oldies #combat! and adam 12 and mash primarily #maybe should really look into emergency next #also want to finish x files and band of brothers and fringe one dau #*day - but all of those have been too intense for me to binge lately #(don't ask how i binged through combat idk man it just hit right somehow) #and i'm not super into cartoon shows hilda is special bc yeah it gets weird but it overall is extremely chill and calming vibes #and very very few other cartoons are #like i tried gravity falls and no and i tried over the garden wall and may finish it but still no mostly #am just online to ramble today apparently #but that brief tumblr search was scarring and i am sad

[dourpeep]

note: unwarranted advice on a person's work is still unwarranted regardless of what you believe. So unless someone specifically asks for it, don't nitpick and be rude- or just don't be rude at all

#peep peep #anyway-- someone posting their wip does not mean that you can come in and start telling them that they need to change everything because #it doesn't fit your tastes! so don't be rude! I had to tell off people because they were doing that today in one of the gc's I'm in?? Like? #come on guys...a little tact please? #uh that being said it's not towards me--but I'm bitter because it's to a friend who is getting a better feel for their artstyle and people #were nitpicking because 'it doesn't look like the character' when the og artstyle is incredibly stylistic

[lameotello]

I can't get over how tiny the turtles are.......... Barring Rise! Raph I'm taller than all of them and I don't know how to feel about that

#tcest #to filter #rise april also 😭 #don't know how tall the turtles and peeps in the 03 verse are #but I know those turtles TINY #the fact that rise raph is also like.... only a cm taller than my brother is weird #cuz I don't even need to look up at him #that's 4 inches difference between me and rise raph's official height #my guy seems MASSIVE how do I compartimentalize this #words??? #tello talks

[sysig]

You’ve caught my Wandering Eye ♥ (Patreon)

#My art #Wander Over Yonder #Wander #Commander Peepers #Wandering Eye #I love them... #Two little guys in love #As is clearly evident from Peepers body language lol #Kinda deeply thinking about a series of Peepers ship/dynamics as maybe an excuse to draw him a lot lol #You'll recognise this one as the completed vector from a previous doodle set! :D Look what not-editing can accomplish! Lol #Honestly it was mostly running out of room for Wander's left shoe that even made me want to start this project in the first place #Who'd have thought something that small would make me want to completely redo it lol - but it did! I want a complete Wander hug! #Peepers is less convinced lol #I think their dynamic can be very sweet <3 Peepers is underappreciated! Wander is very appreciative of everyone haha #And he clearly cares about Peepers enough to know what would make him happy - again same as everyone lol #I mean I don't think Wander would be monogamous in the first place but I think he'd bluster in and make C. Peeps happy for a while #Who would of course be resistant lol - but just like Hater how much can you actually hold against honest affection #Wander is also a good choice to ship with everyone and I already do with Peepers - they fit together that way hehe #Plus they're adorable so there's that lol - I love that Peepers is shorter than than basically everyone including Wander #Wander is very tiny! But C. Peeps is tinier! Short King <3 #Wander was incredibly correct when he called C. Peeps too cute to stand - same with Awesome even if he was doing it derogatorily #Peepers is cute! He's very cute! #His silhouette is also still the funnest <3 He's so easy to express with I love his proportions <3 <3 #Cutest lads

[nekofantasia]

Considering how I write Chen (and Ran to that degree) I suppose I have a thing for ‘incomplete’ characters. Like what DOES happen to characters that did lose bits of themselves or isn’t literally the same soul as before. For the people outside they look like they’re whole but only they know exactly what went down inside them.

#that is a lil thought I had #like there's me who lost her appendix for the peeps looking at me I just don't look any different but only I know that something's missing #I think the same is applied with shikigami #You hear them call themselves one but you can't tell apart from say a slave or a subordinate #but it's only them that knows what they went through to become one #what they lost and gained from this ritual #if that makes sense

[keykidpilipili]

News from the Shinjuverse

I caved and gave Alphinaud a scent based resonant thanks to which he can smell darkness. He is not afraid to bring it up in any kind of conversation. ;)

#Alphinaud to Ryne: Minfilia and you smell the same. Ryne: what. Minfilia inside Ryne: what #shinju seeker of daybreak #ff14 au #final fantasy xiv #pili's full oc party #ff14 spoilers #shb spoilers #don't @ at me about how in japanese it was more of an aura thing i know #the smell thing is just super funny nonetheless #Alphinaud spent nine years on the source and completely forgot that echo shenanigans and weirdness was not commonly accepted #by folks from the source especially with the civil conflict between resonant/echo havers and normal peeps #he wasn't there for the worst of it but it still completely slipped from his mind with how chill the people on Norvrandt were #Shinju looked at the Crystal braves and thought sounds like a nice learning experience for the boy #nobody died but hey Alphi still felt humiliated to have nearly fucked up this bad and overdoes it trying to do better #Alphi also lowkey manipulated SHinju into letting Thordan live on basis of prime tempered study cause the boy thought 'I can fix this mess' #they both forgot about normal folks from ishgard who just broke the archbishop out when security was weaker #They are alike in the early game and so they enable each other in the worst ways possible thinking they will see the red flags #they just walk past the red flags thinking they are smarter and just trip onto the most mundane thing into a pit of problems

[tazzykiki]

You know when I woke up today, I didn't think I had to hold myself back from fighting a bird.

#tazzykiki #the bird is what woke me up #which sucks cuz this was the first time in a while i was able to sleep without being woken up by having to pee #it was tapping on the window #and i didnt think much of it #then it kept tapping #so i was like 'fine mother earth wants me up i guess' #I get up to get a good look at the bird #maybe snap a picture #cuz heheheh bird at the window waking me up #i look closer #AND THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING HOLE IN MY WINDOW SCREEN #WHY BIRD WHY #WHY DON'T YOU USE TWIGS FOR YOUR NEST LIKE OTHER BIRDS #and it keeps trying to come back #like bro fuck off!!!!!! #hopefully the building peeps can fix this #i doubt this hasn't happened before #but hhhhhh

[alastor-simp]

Alastor x Reader - Sleeping On His Lap

Here is my attempt at a Alastor x reader fanfiction. Took me awhile to kinda get into his character so please don't be mad if Alastor seems a bit off. Enjoy!

Sigh, it was another eventful day at the Happy Hotel, or Hazbin Hotel as it was now called as a certain deer demon decided to change the name. You had spent all day doing certain tasks around the hotel such as helping Charlie create posters for the hotel, clean the rooms with Nifty, break up the brawl between Vaggie and Angel Dust as he had pissed her off one too many times and organize the bar for Husk as he was passed out drunk. You could have refused to do these things, but you enjoyed helping people, so it made it all worth it.

You had started working at the hotel after you had saw Charlie singing on the 666 news about the hotel and redeeming demons, only for her idea to be made a laughing stock upon everyone who watched the broadcast. You actually had mixed feelings about the whole redeeming thing, seeing as you weren't sure if someone like you could be sent to heaven, despite not being a very big criminal during your time when you were alive, but apparently doing a little shoplifting is enough to send you a one way ticket to hell. Charlie's words did inspire you a little bit, so even if you felt that you couldn't be redeemed, others probably had a better chance, so you decided to head to the hotel and ask for a job after the broadcast was cut off from the brawl with Charlie and Katie Killjoy. You were hired in a split second and immediately pulled into a bear hug by Charlie, and then introduced you to the others.

Back to the present, you began to feel extremely exhausted from moving around everywhere, so you headed over to one of the rooms with the long couches so you could take a rest. Heading into one of the rooms, you peeped around and saw that no one was there, which made it better as you really needed some peace and quiet. Heaving a deep sigh, you sat down on the couch, turning and falling back, as you laid your body down, with your head facing the front of the couch. "What a long day", thinking to yourself as your eyes slowly began to close and you were lulled into a deep sleep.

**2 Hours Later**

As you were sleeping, you felt the sensation of someone petting your head, the soothing feeling had awoken you a bit, but you quickly fell back asleep at the warm touch. You could feel that you were holding something in your dreams, and you assumed it was one of the pillows on the couch, so you brought it closer to your face and nuzzled it. "Mm, smells nice ", as the scent from the pillow was making you more relaxed, as it reminded you of a being in the middle of a deep forest. After sleeping for 30 more minutes, you slowly began to open your eyes, and try to make out what was in front of you. Expecting to see a pillow, you saw red stripes in front of you, "Huh?" As you were still trying to make out what was in front of you, a loud voice interrupted your thoughts: "Ah, awake now are we?", said a static voice above you. Eyes opening wide, you looked up from your position and saw Alastor staring down at you with his trademark smile. Slowly, you began to piece together that you were laying on his lap, and nuzzled into his chest as you were sleeping. "AHHHH", jumping up from your position, you rolled off his lap, and your body fell to the ground as you stared at Alastor in shock, as he continued to look at you with his glowing eyes, amused at your reaction. "Um, h-how long was I sleeping on your lap?", you softly asked, as your face was red, but your eyes were showing fear, as you remembered that Alastor did not like to be touch, and you happened to hug him in your sleep. "HAHA, For quite a while, darling. It was a very busy day, I assume?", Alastor said as he placed his arm on the armrest of the couch, and his hand against his cheek, smiling even wider.

Nodding your head, you slowly got up from your position, and started apologizing to Alastor, eyes aiming towards the ground and fingers twiddling together. Alastor raised an eyebrow and wondered why you were apologizing, to which you answered that you had hugged him in your sleep, and that he made it very aware that he did not enjoy physical contact from someone unless he initiated it, feeling extremely bad if you made him uncomfortable. Listening to you, Alastor's smile relaxed to a small grin as he looked at you with gentle eyes. He did admit that he was not use to being touch by others, and was quite surprised from the sleep hug, but he didn't detest it as much coming from you, which boggled his mind completely. It must be due to your kind and innocent nature that made him react different around you, as he was used to more of the common riff raff being terrified of him or trying to battle in a turf war, but how you were with him, made his black heart melt.

Feeling that Alastor was upset as he didn't respond to your apology, you quickly excused yourself and began to head over to the door to leave. A loud SNAP was heard and before you knew it, you had been teleported back on to the couch, this time being seated on Alastors lap. "A-Al, what are you doing?!", your face began to become as red as his hair, while your eyes stared at Alastor in shock. Smiling at you, Alastor moved his hand to your chin and tilted your face up: "There is no need to apologize, darling. If I had been upset about you hugging me, you possibly w̩͉͍̱̍̂̉̊o̫̼̐̎̋͜u͚͌l̳̓d̠͉̗͋̔͞'̼̳̣̼͊̏̾̾t͜͝ ͕̱͐͠ḇ̅e̙͗ ͍͓͔̱͍͛̔͌͘͞a̝̜̘̎́͒ḽ͒í̱̙̈́v̧̌e̠͠ ̢̹̜́́̈̀ͅr̲͇̳̅̽͌i̩͈̒̅ĝ̲̦̎ẖ̛̳̲͙̀͌̽͘ͅt͉̅ ͖̞͍̞́̋͛͛ň͚̫̦́͂̿͟o̱͌w̡̕" he said, as his eyes flashed for a second into radio dials. "However! I am not opposed to be touched by you. So no need to apologize, my dear.", Alastor said as he continued to smile at you widely, but his glowing eyes were looking at you softly, letting you know that he was not angry with you. Feeling shy, you turned your head away from Alastor, muttering a soft okay, as your heart was beating rapidly. "Smile my dear!" Alastor said as he moved his hand from your chin to your cheek, to have you look at him again. Baring through the embarrassing situation, you gave Al a small smile, which pleased him. "You always over do it, darling. While Charlie and I appreciate your efforts at helping the hotel, it does no good to work yourself to the point of fatigue. If you are ever feeling exhausted and need a break, don't be hesitant to come find me, as my radio tower is open to you. Understand, my dear?" said Alastor, as he leaned closer towards you, making you flustered again.

Nodding your head was enough to let Alastor knew you understood as he chuckled, while sliding you off his lap, and as he stood up from the couch. "Now then, we should probably head back to the lobby before the others get worried about our lack of presence.", He said, as he straighten his coat out, while turning towards you, extending his hand out for you to take it. "Yeah we should", as you grabbed his hand, and made your way with him back to the lobby. You were still trying to process what just happened between you and Alastor, but you feel like you both have become much closer then before, and you didn't mind it one bit.

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