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#dr coomer x reader
ketastore · 2 years
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sleepover
the science team x gn! reader, 2nd pov
can be read as either romantic or platonic
...long, i went wild with this one >:)
content warning for bugs. nothing bad happens, there's just a little bug
ohh btw this story takes place in an au where the science team + reader escaped black mesa and are now living normal lives with normal jobs (while succesfully avoiding the authorities! they did wipe out the entire us army after all)
gordon works in a coffee shop, tommy is a veterinarian, benrey is a twitch streamer and lives in tommy's basement, dr. coomer and bubby are married and both work as chemistry teachers at some random high school lol. idk what the reader does, you guys decide :) this information is totally irrelevant to the story i just felt like sharing it :D
poke.
poke poke.
...poke.
alright this was starting to get annoying. you turned to your right, glaring at the person attacking you with pokes. of course he was grinning like the little shit he is. "benrey. stop it." you said in annoyance.
you were currently lying on the cold floor of gordon's apartment, body snug in an old sleeping bag that totally failed at keeping you warm. to your right lies benrey, who's only wearing some random pajamas that he probably stole from gordon, no sleeping bag or blanket or anything.
he's still wearing his security guard helmet though. you learned pretty quickly that benrey enjoys wearing it all the time. you've never seen him take it off actually. you're cool with that tho. it suits him! very benrey-like.
your glare softened at the sight of benrey only lying in oversized pajamas. he.. probably wasn't human, but you still didn't want him to catch a cold. he was your friend! "dude, aren't you cold?" you slipped one hand from your sleeping bag and tucked a strand of benrey's hair away from his eyes. "you should get a blanket or something, i dunno. stop poking me, by the way."
poke.
sigh. how childish.
how did you even end up like this, you ask? well, someone from the science team (cough cough- bubby) decided it would be funny to have a sleepover at gordon's house (without his permission or knowledge, of course). you were totally coming too, but you still felt bad for gordon, so you made him some cookies as compensation. fortunately, those cookies made gordon refrain from throwing everyone from the same window that you guys snuck in through. yay! you don't blame him for freaking out so much though. you would also get pretty scared if a group of 5 people randomly snuck into your apartment through a bathroom window at 10 pm, haha.
however, gordon realized that even if he got your wonderful cookies, he was still going to suffer the night. oh well! at least you apologized for intruding. he searched through his house for some sleeping bags and blankets, and thankfully there was enough for everyone. benrey, coomer and bubby each got a sleeping bag, tommy got a comically large one because he's the tallest, gordon took some old blanket and you got (allegedly) the best sleeping bag that gordon owns. it was your favorite color, and yeah, it was comfy, but it wasn't thick enough to keep you warm for the whole night.
well, at least you had something unlike benrey, but looking at him now, you doubted he felt cold. where even is his sleeping bag..?
after watching some crappy horror movies and eating pizza that benrey somehow obtained (none of you ever recall him ordering it), we called it a night and went to sleep.. and now, here you are! cold. tired. lying on the hard floor and desperately trying to sleep while a midget of a man is constantly poking your cheek. you had no idea what time it was, maybe around 2 am? you were pretty sure everyone else was asleep.
poke.
"aughh, dude, please, stop it–" benrey suddenly grabbed both your cheeks and smushed your face. "HAHA. fish." he said while continuing to play with your face, merely inches from you, while ignoring your pleas for him to stop. just why can't he go bother someone else?
"get off of me!" you pushed his face away from you with your hand, "personal space!" benrey let go of your face, only to bite your hand instead. you hissed in pain "ow ow ow! motherffffu–"
ok. it didnt really hurt, but the audacity!!
"benrey, why do you hurt me like this?" you faked a sad voice. you knew benrey is just being the weirdo he is. it was funny, but also kinda annoying. you still wanted to sleep! why can't he be more like tommy? that guy never bit your hand like this!
"ish funny," he mumbled with your hand still trapped between his teeth. again, it really didnt hurt. "gordon ate my sleeping bag so now i'm bored.
"NO I DIDN-  no i did not!!"
"oh, hi gordon! i didn't know you're awake." you looked over at the brunette on the left. hm, you swear he was way on the other side of the room the last time you checked. when did he get so close?
when did he even get up? did you wake him? you hope you didn't! gordon can be extra grumpy during the night, so you don"t wanna deal with that. the man was currently wearing an old graphic band t-shirt and his hair was down, which is quite a rare sight to see. usually his hair is tied into a long ponytail. right now his hair was messy, but it framed his face just right and looked really fluffy!
man, you really need to ask him about his hair routine. how did he manage to keep his hair so pretty all the time?
your thoughts were occupied by gordon's fluffy hair that you didnt even notice you were staring. oops. gordon's death glare changed into a shy smile when he noticed you staring at him. he looked at you, voice quieter than it was seconds ago. "h-hey y/n! is.. benrey bothering you? should i punch him?" you giggled at the offer. "no, dont punch him, but you might need, i dunno, a wrench to get him off of me or something," you waved nonchalantly with your free hand as if your other hand wasn't currently being chewed on.
ah yes. this is fine.
gordon's glare returned, this time directed at benrey, and it seemed that both him and the midget got into a staring contest. you felt kind of uncomfortable laying between two arch enemies (or two gay homosexuals, depends on interpretation), so you let out a groan of annoyance for what seemed to be the 100th time. man, you just wanted to sleep!
"guys! if you wanna fight so bad, go play another game of monopoly, i'm tired and cold and i just wanna–" without a warning, you were embraced by two pairs of arms into a tight and warm double-hug. both benrey and gordon wrapped their arms around your torso.
well.. this is something.
none of you said a word for a while. their reaction was so sudden and unexpected that you had no idea what to say! you curiously looked left and right, benrey was staring into nothingness with his usual poker face, while gordon was actively avoiding your gaze, his cheeks were slightly dusted red. was embarrassed? what for..? to you this felt pretty silly and you couldn't help but let out a laugh. "woah, would you look at that! i'm not cold anymore! hehe.." you curled your arms around both men as you pet gordon's fluffy hair and rub circles into benrey's back. "thanks guys!"
if anyone right now would see you being sandwiched between two of your homies, you would probably feel embarrassed too, but no one else was awake! so that means there's zero chance of someone taking photos of you three to use as black mail. besides, this was very comfy. your friends were just trying to keep you warm, right? nothing weird about that.
after you 3 settled into the cuddle pile, you all stayed quiet. however, you swear you could hear faint purring coming from benrey. gordon's tense posture seemed to relax slowly aswell. you were glad to know that both of your friends felt comfy just liked you did.
and now you can sleep :)
hah! or so you thought!
4 am. two hours later and you're already awake again.
turns out that gordon and benrey got so comfy that they (albeit accidentally) kicked you out from the group hug and instead decided to cuddle with eachother. you weren't angry at them, but you still felt annoyed that you're awake again.
no more sleepovers at gordon's house! sleep here is constantly interrupted, 0 stars!
you got up as quietly as possible to search for your phone. yeah, you weren't mad at gordon and benrey, but you would be a fool to pass this perfect opportunity to get some blackmail material! photos of those two cuddling without knowing? you just hit a golden vein! maybe with those photos you could finally convince benrey to stop stealing food from you.
now, your phone is hopefully still in your bag. that'y where you put it last time, right? and your bag is in the kitchen.. right?
let's go check out the kitchen then!
you tiptoed through the living room as quiet as a mouse to not wake up the two lovebirds that kicked you out. on the other side of the living room were dr. coomer and bubby, both asleep next to eachother in the typical dad napping position, with their hands crossed over their chest and stuff. it looked pretty funny. once you get your phone they are totally going to be your next victims!
hmm, where was tommy though? you looked over at the couch and saw the faint outline of the comically large sleeping bag. it was really dark and you couldn't see tommy well, but you assume he was asleep like everyone else.
finding your way into gordon's kitchen was harder than you thought. his house isn't that big, but it's dark and you don't want to wake up anyone by switching the lights on. you've been at this place only like two times before, so the only choice you had left was to blindly go into some room and hope that it's the kitchen. also, you had to make sure to not bump into anything, trip, or make too much noise. how fun!
after what felt like an hour but in reality was only like a minute, you stepped into a room that you assumed was the kitchen. the room was quite spacious and the floor was cold. yep, this has to be the kitchen. you were like 80% sure! so, carefully, you took a step forward..
..only to trip over something and land on the floor with an undignifued yelp. you quickly sat up and tried to hush your hissing as you rubbed your left arm, which seemed to take most of the fall damage. well, that hurt a LOT. not only that but you also probably looked like a silly cartoon character slipping on a banana peel!
"ouch- damnit.. what was that?" it was your bag. you literally tripped over the same bag you were looking for. guess it found you first..?
ignoring the pain in your arm and your damaged pride (thank god no one was here to see you!) you picked up the traitorous bag and reached your hand inside it to fish out your phone. you were still determined to take photos of gordon and benrey hugging eachother, it's a long journey, but you're already halfway there! yanking the phone out, you turn it on to check the time. 4:21. aww, you just missed the weed time.
you got up, still looking into your phone to check if you got any new messages or notifications. you were about to leave the kitchen and return to the living room, when you noticed gordon's fridge right next to you.
well, a little midnight snack wouldn't hurt. technically it would be something more like.. an early morning snack, but whatever. either way, you are a bit hungry. gordon won't mind, right? you're his friend! his tired, hungry friend who's totally not going to take photos of him without his permission! (dont be like y/n kids)
you open the fridge with a mischievous smile, but upon looking inside, you notice it's a bit.. empty. no eggs, no milk, only some mustard and vegetables in the corner that seem to be rotting already. you frown. there's really nothing to eat! maybe gordon forgot to go to the grocery store for a restock? yea that sounds like him. you make a mental note to go shopping for gordon as soon as possible.
you reach your hand towards the fridge door to close it, only to see something directly above the fridge door.
and by something, you mean a hecking human face. the light from the fridge shined on it ominously. you jumped away from the fridge immediately. however, before the light completely gone away, you had enough time to do a double check.
"huh.. tommy?!"
you squinted. now that it was dark again, you couldn't tell if it was really him. your eyes seemed to get used to the dark quickly though. you could clearly make out a tall figure. tommy waved at you.
"hi y/n. s-sorry i didn't mean to scare you." he said softly. "i tried- i tried to say hello but i didn't know how, i really didn't wanna scare you." his tone was sad and apologetic.
"o-oh! don't worry, it's ok!" you said with a nervous smile. "but uh.. how long have you been.. here?" you really hope he didn't see you fall. it took tommy about a minute to reply, but you don't mind the long pauses he does sometimes.
"39 minutes! i was watching this bug. here. on this–.. window." he said happily while moving towards the window to point at the insect he meant. you, however, felt your cheeks heat up. he must have totally saw you fall, that's embarrassing!!
you looked at tommy, he seemed very happy to show you the bug for some reason. you pushed the thought of him thinking you're just some clumsy idiot to the back of your mind and followed him. at least you get to see a cool bug.
tommy was already pointing at the little creature. you weren't a big fan of insects, but you were a big fan of seeing your homies happy so you weren't complaining. the bug did look pretty cool ngl. you looked over at tommy, whose attention was completely dedicated to the little guy. how cute!
suddenly, you got an idea. you turned on your phone and connected to gordon's wifi. as far as you knew, you were the only one that gordon gave his password to. what a privilege! taking a quick photo of the bug with flash (fortunately the bright light didn't disturb tommy nor the bug) you opened google lens to search for what type of insect it is. a few images of various bugs popped up and you clicked on one that seemed identical to the one tommy was currently observing.
"hmm, it looks like the violet ground beetle! these guys are pretty shiny. look, tommy!" the tall man moves closer to you to check out the article that you found. his eyes seem to sparkle as he looks at the pictures.
"violet ground beetles are nocturnal, so you can often spot them during the night. they usually live in woodlands and gardens... hm.. oh! they can't fly, but they have an interestinb defense mechanism against predators." you read aloud, both you and tommy interested in the bug lore. "we should probably release him though.. i'm sure the little guy has friends and family he needs to return to! these bugs prefer the outdoor anyway.. i wonder how he got here, in the first place.." you rambled lost in thought.
tommy understood what you meant and carefully moved his hand towards the bug to scoop him up, then cradled it in his palm as it was a little baby. seeing tommy so gentle made you smile, he's such a kind person! benrey should learn a thing or two from him.
you opened the window while tommy brought the bug closer to his face to take a better look at it. you had no idea how tommy could see anything in the dark but you didn't want to disturb him. looking at the open window, you could feel the chilly nightime air. it felt nice.
"there we go! the little one can go now." tommy slowly put his hands through the window, waiting until the bug decided he wants to leave. not only 10 seconds later, the insect scuttled from tommy's palm onto the wall and slowly made it's way to the ground, leaving both you and tommy watching it with sad faces.
wait– what? did you seriously get emotionally attached to a bug?!
tommy looked down at you and smiled "thanks- for the help, y/n. i couldn't do it without you!" you literally only opened the window but alright. he seemed so genuinely grateful that you couldn't say anything but accept his thanks. "of course, glad to help, buddy!" you smiled and pat his shoulder. you were surprised by how much you had to stretch your arm just to reach his shoulder.. damn, he really do be tall.
the air around you two started to go from pleasantly chilly to freezing, so you closed the window. still feeling cold, you hugged yourself and looked back at tommy. "so... are you gonna go back to sleep or.."
"yeah, i- i just-.. no bug anymore so i go to bed. but i'll drink some water first, give me a second." you nod and wait for him to get a glass of water. he, however, got two, shoving the second one towards you.
"oh, for me? thanks, buddy!" how kind of him! you happily accepted the drink and gulped it down. you weren't really thirsty, but the water felt refreshing anyway. you both put the glasses down and then left the kitchen together, with you still clutching your phone in your left hand. the way back to the living room was actually much quicker. you didn't know where you were going, you just followed tommy who seemed much more familiar with the place. must be because tommy often hangs out over at gordon's place to play tekken.
as soon as you stepped into the living room, you tiptoed devilishly towards the sleeping duo that kicked you out of the cuddle pile. rubbing your hands together like an evil hamster, you whipped out your phone. this is the moment you've been waiting for! you quickly take a look at tommy who seemed a bit surprised by your behavior, just standing there in the doorway with a blank expression. he looked at you, then at your phone, then at gordon and tommy, and then back at you. oh no, is he upset? he probably doesn't agree with the thing you're about to do..
so imagine the surprise you felt when tommy raised his arm to give you a thumbs up, still holding that blank stare.
you grinned. did you just get a new partner in crime? woohoo :D
nothing was stopping you now.. looking back at the sleeping duo on the floor, your little grin spread into a wide evil villain smirk. you probably looked like the hecking grinch about the steal the christmas or something.
revenge >:)
15 minutes have passed and you were quite satisfied with the pictures you got. currently you were sitting criss cross apple sauce on the couch and showing tommy, who was sitting right beside you, some memes you had on your phone. he really likes the minion ones you ironically saved from facebook.
both of you were trying your best to keep quiet to not wake up the rest of the science team, but you still had lots fun just chilling with tommy and trying not to laugh at pictures of funny cats. you began to feel tired though, you didnt mean to stay awake for so long after all.
letting out a big yawn, you unknowingly leaned towards tommy and rested your head against his shoulder. he really didn't seem to mind though. "alright bud, that's enough fun for tonight. lets go.. yawn.. back to bed." tommy hummed in agreement. you were about to get up and head towards your sleeping bag when it hit you - you didnt have a place to sleep at anymore!
gordon and benrey were still occupying your spot and you really didn't want to wake them up! maybe you could just sleep at gordon's bed? no, that would be rude. you don't even know where his bedroom is! well, you could try to just sleep on the floor without a blanket or a sleeping bag, but that would be very uncomfy.. oh, what to do now..
suddenly, tommy tapped your shoulder. "y/n- you-... uhh, wanna sleep.. here? in the big bag?" he pat the comically oversized sleeping bag for emphasis. "it's like- we're gonna be like two peas in a pod!" he stated matter of factly.
was tommy really offering you to just sleep next to him? fr? you didn't want to invade his space, but he didn't seem to mind you sleeping next to him. there was no other place to sleep, so this was the next best thing. tommy offered it himself, so it's okay to accept, right?
"hm.. ok!" you say enthusiastically. this should be fun! tommy smiled, very pleased by your answer. he unzipped the sleeping bag and you noticed it was actually one of those double sleeping bags they make for couples. you both climbed inside and got comfy.. this felt very nice! it was much warmer than the sleeping bag you had before.
looking over at tommy, you grinned. it was really nice of him to let you sleep next to him! slowly you reached out  towards his head and pet his hair gently. "thank you so much, tommy. you're a real friend." tommy answered you with a sleepy hum and you smiled at him softly. "goodnight."
and then you guys fall asleep hugging eachother hehe. how nice it is to have homies!!!
morning came soon. you got up with a yawn while rubbing your still sleepy eyes and noticed that tommy wasn't next to you anymore. you slowly stood up and stretched, your back aching. man, the couch sure was better than the damn floor but your back would still prefer a soft comfy bed. what seemed to get your attention though was the smell of the air. it reminded you of the first time you tried to make a cake but burned it instead. except this time, the smell was way worse.
oh. bubby must be cooking!
your assumption turned out to be true. the horrid smell got stronger as you were heading towards the kitchen and upon entering you were met with gordon yelling.
"MY STOVE! NOO!"
gordon was lying on the floor in front of the new stove he got just a few months ago, hitting his fist against the cold tiles while letting out a cry of defeat. next to him stood coomer, who was gently patting gordon's back to comfort him. tommy and benrey were both sitting at the table while watching the whole fiasco. benrey was nibbling a fork for some reason.
right next to the stove stood the culprit, the criminal himself. bubby was wearing an apron that said 'queen of the kitchen' while awkwardly leaning over the stove to check what remained of his "scrambled eggs". he poked into the weird burnt material curiously with a spatula. "gordon. your stove just ruined my eggs."
"I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIGHT THE EGGS ON FIRE!!" gordon cried out, still on the floor. you walked over to him without a word and crouched down to pet his hair. coomer noticed your presence and greeted you with a loud "hello, y/n!" and then walked over to bubby to pat his shoulder with a proud smile on his face. "professor bubby, you've outdone yourself. this is the 6th stove you broke in a week! you've beaten last month's record!"
coomer's praise was genuine, but bubby didn't appreaciate it. he swatted the spatula he was holding at his husband while hissing. "shut up! it's not my fault that gordon's stove can't handle my wonderful cooking." he crossed his arms angrily, and then he got an idea. "hm.. maybe i should try cooking at y/n's house instead.."
well, that got your attention.
"OH! uhh.. how about- how about no more sleepovers for a while? ..please?" you pleaded, desparate. "don't kill my stove!" you love bubby, you really do, but you are never letting that pyromaniac anywhere near your house, much less your precious kitchen. as you sat next to gordon and pet his hair, you suddenly remember something. you checked gordon's fridge last night and you clearly remember the lack of eggs, or any fresh food for that matter.. so where in the world did bubby get the eggs??
you looked up at bubby, who still seemed a bit frustrated. "bubby..? where did you get the eggs?" the man looked down at you and his expression softened when he realized it was you talking. "oh! benrey gave them to me." he replied and honestly you weren't that much surprised by his answer. you turned your head towards benrey and stared at him, silently asking for an explanation. when he noticed your gaze on him, benrey stopped chewing on the fork and spoke. "uhhh, yea i got them from the egg man."
"..the egg man?"
"the egg man."
okay. you have no idea what that implies. best case is that he stole them from one of gordon's neighbours. worst case is that.. uh, actually, you have no idea. maybe it's a good thing that none of you end up eating the suspicious (and burnt) scrambled eggs anyway. you pat gordon's back one last time and stood up. "c'mon, big guy, i'm sure insurance will cover for the damage. let's go shopping!" you offer him your hand with a smile and try your best to cheer him up. gordon wipes away at his eyes and stands up, looking at you while actively avoiding the rest of the guys in the kitchen. you were literally his only hope here!
you grinned back at him and squeezed his hand reassuringly. then you turned towards everyone else as if asking if they want to come with. all of them seemed okay with a quick trip to the grocery store, so you gave them some time to get dressed up and ready. y
you were about to leave the kitchen to get ready too when someone grabbed your wrist. you looked back and were met face to face with gordon. his expression was focused and determined, but then quickly turned shy and nervous when he realized how close your faces were. "y/n, i- uhh, i want to..." he clears his throat. "i just want to say thanks. you know, for everything." you looked at him surprised, why was he thanking you? you didn't help him with anything!
his words seemed so genuine though, you couldn't help but smile and just go with it. "aww, no problem, gordon!" you say as you happily wrap your arms around his neck and pull him into a tight embrace. you close your eyes and just enjoy the moment, which gordon is extremely glad for because you don't get to see how red his face got. after relaxing a bit into the hug, he wraps his arms around you and squeezes you once, which makes you giggle. you pull away after a while and with one smile sent to gordon you leave the kitchen to get dressed as well.
while getting dressed, you finally have the time and privacy to think about all the things that happened last night and this morning. all of your friends are so silly, but you can't deny how much you love all of them. they are so different from eachother and often fight one another, but they always manage to make up, which makes their bond stronger each day. you are so grateful to have this crazy group of dorks as your friends. you smile at the thought of them, it's like they are your second family..
the beautiful moment is unfortunately ruined by none other than gordon yelling. "BENREY!! WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY WALLET?!"
ah yes, your weird and loud second family.
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softcepts · 3 years
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❦ | anon requested . . .
➳ dr. coomer hears about your crush.
he is not going to be subtle about it, but not in a mean way. the moment he finds out, he’s thinking of the words romance and love and trying to fit them in with you
it doesn’t really seem like a you-thing to do, especially if you’re pushing those feelings away or denying them
he’s not the kind of flirtatious people usually are, no, he has his own ways of showing his interest and it does include wikipedia articles of words rambled off despite your pleads to stop
if you walk away in an attempt to get away from it, he will follow you under the innocent facade of ‘educating you’, the words continuing to spill from his mouth
he likes when you get flustered about it and definitely pokes fun at you for it after you begin dating, which honestly is soon after he learns of your feelings
it’s a funny sight actually, he’s not flustered at all, he’s amused and while he’s nervous internally, i see him just. straight-up telling you while doing something as simple as hanging up his lab coat for the day
he doesn’t look at you either, it’s so nonchalant, “by and by, will you do me the pleasure of going out to dinner with me?” he asks you, shutting his locker
you are probably speechless, which causes him to look over at you with curious and prying eyes, waiting for the answer
he is impatient but doesn’t show a lick of it, waiting for whatever you have to say
you of course say yes, which causes him to fly over the moon, music notes practically hanging over his head as he hums his way out of black mesa, leaving you to stare and ponder over what just happened
after leaving the room, he clamps his hand over his mouth, his heart jumping in his chest, he is so overjoyed with what had just transpired
he’s so, so excited for you.
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hlvraiimagines · 4 years
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heads up ur mobile guidelines link doesnt work :0 n id love to rq any coomer x reader
thank you for the heads up!! thats what i get for thinkin just copying my premade thing and pasting it on mobile would work smh
also yesssss coomer time!!! i went for a fluffy one where coomer didn’t have the best day at work so the reader comforts him! put it under a read more just cause its a little longish!
💚
Harold let out a heavy sigh as he grabbed his belongings from his locker, managing the energy to wave with a cheerful goodbye to Gordon on his way out. He couldn’t stop the real smile that graced his face when he checked his phone, seeing a lovely message from the love of his life. It was a simple “Have a good day at work” but you bet your buns it made his mood a bit lighter! 
Once Harold was home, he let out a terribly tired sigh as his shoulders lowered down. He took off his labcoat and his shoes, leaving them in their respective spots. 
“My love?”, he asked, as he loosened his work tie.
“In the kitchen dove~!”, you responded happily.
Coomer smiled as he walked towards the kitchen, exited to see you after his long day or work. Once he entered the kitchen he was greeted by the sight of you at the stove, stirring something in a pot. Harold smiled softly as he walked to you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder. 
“Well hello there.”, you say, turning your head slightly and giving Harold a peck on the lips before you turned back to the dinner you were making. “How was work?”
Harold’s tired sigh was enough of an answer for you. He gave your cheek a peck as his arms tightened around your waist slightly. 
“Bad day, huh?”, you asked as you placed your hands over his and gave them a comforting squeeze.
“Mhmm.”, Harold mumbled as started rocking you both side to side slightly. You smiled as you rocked along with him, loving his company.
“Wanna have dinner and then talk about it?”, you ask softly.
“...mmm,,yes.”, he mumbled, nodding a bit. “,,thank you love.”
“Of course dear.”, you replied happily, giving his hands one last squeeze before you went back to finishing up dinner.
The rest of the night was nice and sweet. You both held hands as you ate dinner and then Harold told you of his day as you both cuddled on the couch. You comforted him and reassured him. You both ended up falling asleep cuddled up together on the couch, some random shitty movie playing on the tv softly in the background.
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i-willstealyourtoes · 3 years
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All you need to know about me
Requests: Closed
Status: VERY busy
Inbox: 4
Masterpost
(🔔) Progress post on my requests
Fandoms I write for:
Green means I'm confident, orange is semi-confident, red means not confident (I'll attempt all on the list though) + Franchises/Fandoms ranked in order of confidence
Main:
- PAYDAY 2 w/ ALL heisters (semi-excluding Ethan/Hila), Bain, specials (cops), Vlad, Twitch, Bile and Locke(?)
- TF2 w/ ALL the mercs, Miss Pauling, Zhanna, Saxton Hale
- Star Wars: Clone Wars w/ ALL of the 501st, Cody, Waxer, Boil
- Star Wars: Rebels w/ Ezra, Kanan, Zeb, Sabine, Hera, Rex, Ahsoka, Kallus
- The Bad Batch w/ Hunter, Crosshair, Tech, Wrecker, Echo, Omega (PLATONIC ONLY YOU FUCK), Phee, Gregor, Mayday, Howzer, Riyo Chuchi
Others:
- Undertale (no AUs) w/ Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Toriel, Asgore, Mettaton (NEO), BurgerPants, Napstablook, (W.D) Gaster (my int.), Frisk + Chara + Asriel (all platonic + my int.), Grillby (my int.)
- HLVRAI w/ Gordon, Benrey, Tommy, Bubby, Dr Coomer, G-man
- Sleeping Dogs w/ Wei, Jackie, Winston, Conroy, Ricky
- Ghosts (BBC) w/ Thomas, Julian, Kitty, The Captain, Fanny
Others Pt.2:
(The ones I'm the least confident in/know less about)
- Sons of the Forest w/ Kelvin, Virginia
- (OG) Ninjago w/ ALL the (OG) ninjas
- Minecraft: Story Mode w/ Lukas, Jesse, Petra, Axel, Olivia, (old) Order of the Stone
- Henry Stickmin Collection w/ Charles, Henry, Ellie
- Yandere Simulator w/ Ayano, Ryoba, Budo, Taro, Umeji, the Journalist
- Detroit: Become Human w/ Connor, Ralph, Markus, Kara, Gavin, Simon and Daniel
- Faith: The Unholy Trinity w/ John Ward, Father Garcia, Lisa
Rules/what I do(n't) do:
Green is yes, orange is yes (but I'm not too confident in it), red is no
- Canon x reader
- Angst, fluff, lime
- Romantic or platonic parings (please specify for platonic pairs)
- Suicide, SH, mentions of abuse/racism/homophobia/transphobia (NOT FROM THE CHARACTER/READER + NOT DEPICTED AS POSITIVE (ex of a good req: how would (character) defend against racism), death, light gore
- Headcanons/bullet-points
- Monogamy, polyamory (please specify if you want a polyam relationship)
- Match-ups
- Pregnacy fics (I'm not a fan of them but I can try)
- Song/lyric fics (also not a fan but I could still do it)
- Oneshots/multiparters (very unlikely for me)
- Smut
- Canon x Canon (unless it's Canon x reader x Canon)
- Canon x OC / OC x Reader / OC x OC
- Abuse (sexual/domestic) from the character (I accept the situation in which the character accidentally hurts s/o)
- Non-con
- Pedophilia/MAP-behaviour
- Extreme gore (guts, organs)
- Emeto (other illnesses are fine)
My style of writing:
- I prefer to be quite informal with my writing, often including jokes and personal comments in the pieces I make
- I also like putting text colour, italics, bold and small letters since I feel like that adds more character to the piece
- If you don't indicate (in x reader fics) what stage of the relationship the reader is in with the character(s), I will automatically assume they are already dating
- There is currently no character limit, but don't go silly with it lol (10 is probably a good amount but it depends)
Extra:
- Send me '🌱' to send feedback on something (ex: '🌱 - I enjoyed this part, but I think next time you should...)
- Send me '💭' to ask a question (ex: '💭 - What's your favourite show?')
- Send me '🎵' to ask for a song that represents one of the characters in the list above (ex: '🎵 - Song for Dallas?')
This helps me recognise things faster and answer quicker!
Please respect the fact I am only one student with not a ton of free time to write all the time. I also experience blocks in creativity like everyone else, so don't be mad if your request takes a while to come out.
THE PUNISHMENT FOR SENDING IN A REQUEST AFTER I'VE CLOSED MY INBOX IS A SHORTER PIECE!!
Psst... here's a secret link hehe
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immortalcoelacanth · 4 years
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HLVRAI Oneshot: MVP
To my followers who are here for A Hat in Time fics fear not! I’m still working on Snowcon, a crossover oneshot, and planning for that Reader x oneshot! Just trying to get all of these out of my system so I can focus easier on those as hyperfixation is a bitch.
Dr. Coomer is a stronk man who deserves more recognition! Word count: 1426
Summary: Getting used to missing a hand was a struggle that left Gordon defenseless in the mess that was Black Mesa. It’s a good thing Dr. Coomer is always willing to help out!
“I’m gonna fucking kick Benrey’s ass.” Gordon huffed as he ducked and dodged the various bullets that were fired his way. “Fucking asshole-”
His complaints were cut off as he felt someone grab the back of his HEV suit and yank him down behind cover before one of the many soldiers could shoot him in the head. Bubby growled in annoyance, practically shoved the one handed man to the ground, and lept over him while shooting at the offending soldier. 
“Rant about your hate boner for your boyfriend later and stay down!” The older scientist barked as he entered the fray. 
“He’s not my boyfriend!” Gordon shouted back. “He’s-”
“Hello, Gordon!” 
The one handed man yelped at the sudden voice and spun around to see Dr. Coomer crouched beside him, a friendly smile on his face and blood staining his fluffy hair. 
A  somewhat horrific sight that Gordon had long since gotten used to. 
“Dr. Coomer! You’re looking, uh, l-lovely today!” 
“Why thank you Gordon, but be careful to not say that too loud in case Bubby hears! He’s not fond of anyone flirting with me.” Dr. Coomer chuckled before spinning around and punching a soldier that had been sneaking up behind them. As the head exploded from the impact, blood and gore spraying into the air before staining the ground, Gordon scrambled to come up with a response. 
“No, no, no-I was nOT flirting! Dr. Coomer you are a l-lovely man and-and have been an immense help to me, but-”
“Have no fear, Gordon! You are not the only one to go after this young, spring chick!” Dr. Coomer chuckled while running a hand through his fluffy hair, getting more blood tangled in it. 
“Wh-I-wh-” At this point it sounded like Gordon was having a stroke as he tried to process everything that was being said, having completely forgotten about the battle that was slowly quieting down around them. “I-I just-okay, listen, I don’t know how we even GOT onto this topic but I-”
Once again he was cut off as the old scientist put a hand on his shoulder and pushed him down, out of the way of yet another bullet before a quick shot from Tommy took out the remaining soldier. All was calm, or as calm as it could get with the Science Team, as Bubby and Tommy regrouped with the others. 
“Uh, M-Mr. Freeman? You okay?” The worried Tommy asked, oblivious to the blood that was currently smeared across his face. “Y-You didn’t seem to be paying attention to stuff. Is your arm s-still… bad?” 
Gordon winced at the pain present in Tommy’s voice and placed his remaining hand on his shoulder, squeezing it in what he hoped was a reassuring manner. “Yeah, pain’s mostly gone-”
“B-But it’s turning green!” Tommy interrupted while quickly pointing at the not actually green stump. “All.. all that gross water must’ve made you super sick!” 
“We can always cut the rest of it off.” Bubby suggested while the other three stared at him in mild concern and full blown horror. He then mimed a sawing motion with his gun to emphasize his point. “Gordon’s already been through it before and shit-”
“Not again!” Tommy yelped as he dropped his gun, crouched, and clasped his hands over his ears. “N-No! We’re n-not doing that to Mr. Freeman!” 
“Alright! Alright! Don’t fucking ask me for help the next time you need it then!” Bubby grouched as he stormed off to look ahead and see if there were any other soldiers waiting for them. 
Dr. Coomer glanced between his aggravated boyfriend, Tommy still panicking as he remained on the ground, and Gordon who looked like he was seconds away from passing out due to either stress or blood loss. 
Definitely not a good situation to be in. 
Letting out a worried sigh, the scientist rolled up his sleeves and decided to get to work. If anyone was going to carry the Science Team it would be him!
Literally!
Gordon let out a yelp as he felt an arm hit the back of his knees, resulting in him falling backwards into-
“Dr. Coomer?” 
“Hello, Gordon!” The scientist chirped as he scooped the panicked man into his arms, bridal carry style. It was impressive how effortless and fluid he made the motion appear to be, and was a testament to how strong he was with more of his clones dead. 
“I-I know you were strong but this… this is something else.” Gordon wheezed. “You-you sure you’re okay? I’m not like breaking your bones or anything? This suit is pretty heavy and stuff-”
“Relax, Gordon. My time spent practicing punches had led to excellent muscle growth!” Dr. Coomer cheerfully interrupted. “And I have plenty of experience in carrying Bubby around like this! You have no need to worry!” 
“You… you’re really great, man. I owe you one for this.” The one handed man sniffled. “Is Tommy okay?” 
“H-Huh?” 
At the mention of his name, Tommy looked up and a smile crossed his face at the sight of Dr. Coomer carrying Gordon. “W-Wow! I… I didn’t think you were this strong, Dr. Coomer! Is Mr. Freeman okay?”
“Yup, holding up better now.” Gordon said, relief and embarrassment present in his voice. “We should get a move on before Bubby gets caught in another gun fight or something.” 
And keep moving so we don’t get ambushed.
“You don’t need to worry about Bubby, Gordon! He can handle himself! But we do need to catch up before we get left behind…” And, after making sure that Tommy was back on his feet, the old scientist took off. 
Gordon let out another yelp, god it was embarrassing how often he was doing that, and used his remaining hand to hold onto one of Dr. Coomer’s shoulders. “Whoa! Hey! Slow down before you trip or something!” 
“I’m as graceful as a gazelle, Gordon!” Dr. Coomer exclaimed and, as though to punctuate his point, he lept over some rubble as Tommy ran along after them. 
“Yeah? Well we gotta find more clones for you to kill, then.” Gordon muttered to himself as they quickly caught up to Bubby. “If you can do this much now, you’re gonna be tough as hell when we get the rest.” 
“Gordon Fuckman, what the hell are you doing with Coomer?!” Bubby shouted as he stormed towards the pair, finger twitching on the trigger of his gun as he glared at the man in his boyfriend’s arms. 
“Y-Y’know what? I think I like Fuckman more than Feetman.” Gordon muttered to himself as Dr. Coomer started laughing. 
“Relax, Bubby! I’m just carrying Gordon so we don’t have to slow down!”
“Fine, but if you try to grab any ass I’m taking that other hand!” Bubby threatened. Gordon immediately started sputtering and flailing, while the other scientist chuckled some more. Tommy just looked on confused, not quite getting the point. 
“Um, sh-should we keep moving? Mr. Freeman still doesn’t look too good…”
“Tommy’s got a point there. Shall we keep moving?”
“We can, as long as Fuckman there keeps his grubby ass hand to himself-”
“Ass hand?!”
“Mr. Freeman, is t-there any more soda? I’m kind of t-thirsty….” 
Gordon was silent as he listened to the threats and mild complaints before turning his head to look at Dr. Coomer, taking in his bright smile. 
“Hey, Dr. Coomer?”
“Yes, Gordon?”
“Did I ever tell you that you’re the MVP here?”
“No, but thank you!”
“... You know what that means?”
“Not at all!”
“FREEMAN STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH MY BOYFRIEND!” 
“I AM NOT!”
As the group continued to bicker, two focused on the argument while the others paid it no mind as they progressed through Black Mesa, Gordon felt a chill roll down his spine and he shuddered before looking around. 
Nothing but more rocks, somewhat broken buildings, and general debris. 
“M-Mr. Freeman, you okay?” Gordon jolted at the sudden question, focusing on Tommy and instinctively nodding. 
“Y-Yeah just, uh, cold or some shit.” 
“You’ll have some shit to deal with if you spoon for body heat-”
“NO!”
Unseen by the Science Team, Benrey peered around the corner of one of the buildings further away, eyes narrowing at the sight of Gordon being carried around in Dr. Coomer’s arms. 
He was not sure what to do about the strange sting of pain that ran through him as he continued to stare at those two, nor was he certain of what it meant, but he did know one thing. 
Benrey did not like it one bit. 
                                          xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Forgot to put a concluding note here last time so I’m trying not to forget this time! I was immensely amused by the mental image of Dr. Coomer carrying Gordon around post hand loss and wanted to write something for it, with a bit of Benrey included of course. :>
I hope you all enjoyed reading!
- ImmortalCoelacanth
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Hello!
Welcome to the blog! If you’re looking for my main, @/itsflowers, you can find it here.
This is an x reader concept blog. Basically, this is where I’ll be posting in-depth explanations for how I think a given dynamic will work. Who knows, I might throw in some headcanons, scenarios, or even memes for flavor! I won’t do ANY NSFW, though. 
Now, about me! Since I’m part of a system, I think it’s only fair to introduce you to all of my alters!
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That’s me, Flower! I’m the host. I’m a lil chaotic gremlin with serious attachment issues! I love art, in all forms.
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Here’s Roxanne! She’s one of the cohosts. She’s a lot like a rebellious older sister!
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This is Cody! They’re an age slider, going from 12 to 20. They go by they/them pronouns, and is the writer of the bunch! They’re quite organized!
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That’s Pollywagon, our resident little! She chose the name herself. She’s very friendly and likes to talk!
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This is Aishe, who goes by jer/jem pronouns! jey are the mom friend and are very kind and caring!
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Here is Pieter! He’s another cohost, and he’s pretty much a stereotypical teenage boy.
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Meet Arsenal! He’s our amazing protector!
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This here is Cassidy, who sometimes goes by Nutmeg! She’s the resident genderfluid cat alter!
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Here’s Cherry! She’s very quiet and shy, so don’t bombard her with questions when she fronts!
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That’s Milo, our second little! He’s essentially the introverted counterpart to Polly.
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Here is Proxy, another cohost! He acts pretty similarly to Pieter.
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Here’s Nazie! She’s very happy and extroverted, and a big jokester!
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This is Clytemnestra! She’s a very sophisticated gal, and, like Aishe, is a mom friend!
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Meet Void! They go by they/them, he/him, dark/darks, void/voids, and tarr/tarrs!
Oh! Oh! I also have fictives!
SCP-079: He’s actually super nice and helpful! Ask any question you want to when he fronts, he’d love to answer!
Wheatly: She/her gay! She’s awful in social situations, but she still likes to talk!
Danny: He rarely speaks. He’s incredibly quiet and rarely responds to anything.
Benry: They/them! They’re a fun person to be around, in all honesty, if you can deal with their mildly adult humor.
Coomer: Dr. Coomer is created from the very essence of randomness, and I am absolutely terrified of him.
Susie: A fictive from Deltarune and a violent protector! Seriously, fuck around and find out.
Tommy: Tommy’s a sweet kid. He’s very friendly and likes to talk to people!
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softcepts · 4 years
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❦ | anon requested . . .
➳ poly hcs with dr. coomer and bubby.
dr. coomer is the most affectionate of the two! he loves giving and receiving hugs and kisses, especially from you since he thinks you do it best.
he is very soft and constantly warm, which is a plus if you ever get cold, this man’s like your personal space heater
his hands are always soft, the skin and all, he’s very gentle and careful not to squeeze too hard when he takes your face into his hands to give you a kiss
his kisses are kind and light, ranging from a quick peck to a more meaningful one that lasts a few seconds, an “i love you” following close after
he also likes to press kisses into the palms of your hands and pull you into embraces, he’s just very whipped and wants to let you know he loves you constantly
bubby isn’t super fond of affection all the time, but when he does get in a touchy mood, he likes to wrap his arms around you and bury his head into your neck
he, unlike coomer, is constantly cold to the touch, which is nice for cuddling in the summertime, but not so much winter unless you have a warm, fuzzy blanket
he will absentmindedly hold your hand as he’s reading or doing research, rubbing circles and random shapes into your hands-think of that scene from up where they have chairs seated right next to each other and they’re both reading, reaching over for the other’s hand, whatever he’s doing he just.. *reach expectantly*
his kisses are more needy, especially after the black mesa incident. he’s never really had experience with physical affection until you, but he likes what he gets out of it, especially since it’s you
he thinks you’re absolutely divine, and while he doesn’t say it much he thinks about you constantly and is equally as whipped for you
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softcepts · 4 years
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1: dr coomer, 2: hlvrai 3: nope 4: cuddling a romantic partner while they play video games :3 ,ty!
𝖲𝖮𝖥𝖳 𝖢𝖮𝖭𝖢𝖤𝖯𝖳𝖲 ; 𝖣𝖱. 𝖢𝖮𝖮𝖬𝖤𝖱 🧪[ 𝖼𝗎𝖽𝖽𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗋𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒 𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗈 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌. ]
okay listen, this guy loves affection from you, but he’ll never ask for it unless he really really wants it
he’s too polite and doesn’t want to bother you, that’s the last thing he wants to do
especially if you’re playing a video game, he knows they have to have high concentration levels
sometimes he’ll come from behind you and put his arms around you, but carefully as to not bump or spook you
and he likes to rest his chin on your head too, giving you little smooches on the noggin
sometimes he likes to sit next to you and put an arm around you, or if you’re laying down he likes to put his head on your chest or have you on his, just a little cuddle sesh
he asks a lot of questions too, he’s just very curious especially if it’s something you’re interested in
despite you explaining the game over and over, he still asks because either he forgot or he pretends he did just so he can hear you talk
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softcepts · 4 years
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1. dr coomer 2. hlvrai. 3. yes please!! 4. could i please get some familial dr coomer x reader having a movie night?? hes SEVERELY underrated imo. tysm!!
❦ | error!
❥ hi there! thank you for requesting, but i wanted to let you know that my blog is strictly romantic relationships only ^^ if it’s familial, my hcs would be incest, and i’m not comfortable with that. if you’d like to rq something else or let me know that i’ve maybe made a mistake interpreting your ask, do let me know!
❦ mochi
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