#draft clearing

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

Can I get some chaotic fucking danny? Not like quirky weirdo, but like erratic behavior, too many teeth, laughing at inappropriate times, twitchy, unstable thermodynamic lawyer vibes?(strangers think he's an addict)

In the time since amity park was destroyed, danny slowly became less and less human. Felt no need to act normal or to try to spare the delicate constitutions of the poor humans who found themselves interacting with him. Just pure, unhinged eccentricity.

He's a powerful ally to the JLD, but not one often called on. Zattana finds herself dealing with him when they have to cross paths bc if she let John do it he'd try to strangle the damn thing.

But one day they have no choice and have to summon him on a mission that includes the young justice or teen titans team which has them super fucking worried about how he would interact with kids, but as soon as he sees the baby team he just acts,,, normal????

And after that they're never able to convince their sidekicks that there is a genuine reason that they don't like Danny bc to them he's a run of the mill teenage super, nothing weird gross or unsettling to be seen, meanwhile the Justice league regularly has to put up with a nightmare taken human form.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dick: what do you have against danny? he's so nice #bruce: *genuinely having flashbacks to the most horrifying moments of his life watching a kid literally unwind himself* no. no he is not. #draft clearing

[tiktaalic]

Gun . Masculinity. Individuality. Nuclear family. Homosexuality. We were all on supernatural tumblr in 2021 I don’t need to further elucidate these points

#etxt #draft clearing

[nanstgeorge]

A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES (2015—)

#draft clearing #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #feyre archeron #nesta archeron #elain archeron #elriel #nessian #cassian #rhysand #azriel #feysand #litedit #bookedit #my edits*

[moonshynecybin]

#draft clearing #motogp #callie speaks #rosquez #pkay goodnight

[zonaraze]

this is so funny. hayato kaji, thank you for your service

#megaman #zona talks #draft clearing

[mincedpeaches]

I have never seen anything but incredible cute cywhirlgate art but knowing how absolutely filled with melodrama cygate was toward the end of the idw run I think cywhirlgate getting together would be so messy at first. Like Whirl joins them on their travels and him and Cyclonus start having a ton of close and intimate moments right. Cylonus is just as dense about as he was when he was first falling in love with Tailgate like "wow I love traveling with my boyfriend who i love very much and also now my best friend who I care for so very very much and have had a charged history with and charged moments with constantly now that surely mean. nothing more" meanwhile whirl is sitting there while Cyclonus tenderly holds his claws as a friend or whatever with a constant internal subliminal monologue like "I am not in love with Cyclonus I am NOT in love with him i dont even like this guy i dont like anyone and I dont want to get in between anything I am not in love with him. FUCK."

MEANWHILE Tailgate is like oh my god am I losing my boyfriend to WHIRL of all people. What is happening here. Like to him Whirl was that one friend that you dont necessarily dislike but youre just cordial with because of your significant other you know. Very third wheel type situations happening for Whirl. But suddenly its not that anymore. And as time goes on Tailgate is letting it get to how he acts with whirl, like being more stand off-ish. And whirl being whirl he cant help but do the same in response. And cyclonus does not notice this. But THEN right as this is boiling over Tailgate and Whirl end up in some Locked Room situation. Where theyre away from Cyclonus on their own for a little while, like days. And things get so heated and angry that they. make out a little about it. have hate sex even. Then after that since theyre STILL stuck with each other in the locked room, they air it out and bond over their shared love of cyclonus and inclinations towards violence and chaos. And break out of their locked room situation with said violence and chaos. Then they get back to an incredibly worried Cyclonus and Tailgate is holding hands with Whirl and happily goes "me and Whirl had sex, is that great?" thinking this would solve all their problems. only for Cyclonus get all worbly eyed and be like "you cheated on me?* 🥺 You wanna break up with me? 🥺🥺" And Tailgate is ready to flip some tables as he has to lay out how Cyclonus and Whirl have been acting recently. And how all evidence points to Cyclonus being in love with him. Whirl is wisely silent for once, which is basically taken as affirmation by all those who speak whirl-ese. Then Cyclonus is like "so you want me to break up with you... to be with whirl? " because Cyclonus is too stuffy and old fashioned to know what polyamory is or think about being in a threesome*. so only THEN, once whirl and tailgate awkwardly and patiently explain all their feelings and make their case for being polyamorous do they all get together. and theres is a least like three other overdramatic hullabaloos about it when theyre in the introductory phase because they (cylonus again) kind of sucks at polyamory at first.

*this is assuming conjunx is default assumed monogamous. Which. Amica arent. hello mr roberts would you care to comment on polyamory among transformers and how it relates to mpreg pspsps

#draft clearing #draft date of origin: september 19th 2023 #this post is actually both correct and funny BUT i know it gives off huge 'i aint reading all that' energy #like. the formatting alone. #cywhirlgate #mtmte #tf blogging #maccadam #transformers #mincedthoughts

[brocktonbay]

armsmaster’s definitely real girlfriend who lives in canada,

#draft clearing

[into-the-hell]

Just a silly guy

7.3.2024 Rīga

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jan peteh #draft clearing

[steveyockey]

party where we all sit around and take turns playing songs we think are about supernatural

#draft clearing #spn

[harrylovesspaezle]

:: how i've seen some people act ::

*Character becomes disabled in show*

"hey woah disabled representation! neat!"

*character immediately gets killed off after learning to live with disability*

"oh.. okay, i did not like how they handled that :("

some people: "but he was an abuser and he hurt my fave!! he had it coming so shut up"

"but your fave was the one who made him disabled? i know my guy isn't great but still it feels wrong to say that"

some people: "that does not matter! my guy has trauma and your guy was mean to him!"

"oh okay 😐"

#draft clearing #this is obviously not how the majority of the people act #but some of them really do say shit like this #izzy hands #the izcourse

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

Pattern Recognition

One of the things that makes humans truly unique on a galactic scale was their ability to understand, create and implement patterns.

Human languages have so many words that sound the same but mean different things, we have letters that look almost identical save a couple dots but mean different sounds, and we've successfully cracked codes and translated dead languages based on just the patterns of use for letters.

It's not that we've got amazing technology or insane adaptations, because let's be real, humans are stuck in perpetual beta testing phase, it's that we can see and understand complex patterns on such an insane scale.

Other races have achieved technological greatness through maths passed down for generations, and some were functionally immortal on the basis of well bred genetics, bur humans. Humans were wicked smart.

Humans could tell a lie through body language after just a few minutes of observation. Humans could know where their opponent was going to hit next just from knowing where they've hit before. Humans can learn languages just from having a trained team listen to or read excerpts.

And most infuriatingly, they could figure out fair prize puzzles in no time flat, so much so that they are banned from most hustler games.

#humans are space orcs #earth is space australia #humans are weird #humans are space australians #earth is a deathworld #draft clearing #since y'all seem to love this more than usual recently you can have this old draft

[tiktaalic]

Oh my lunch break. Rotating destiel in my head. Love that deans like yeah uhhhhhh my biggest problem is that I’m very self aware but hyper sensitive to criticism and rejection which means I never meaningfully engage with problem solving my issues so they get worse. And cas’s problem is like. My baby daddy keeps trying to kill himself

#etxt #spnwatch #draft clearing #destiel

[nanstgeorge]

I painted flowers for Elain on her drawer. Little roses and begonias and irises. And for Nesta... I painted flames for her. She was always angry, always burning... What did you paint for yourself? I painted the night sky. I painted stars and the moon and clouds and just endless, dark sky.

#draft clearing #nesta archeron #elain archeron #feyre archeron #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #litedit #bookedit #my edits*

[moonshynecybin]

#goodvibes is sending me

#admin my love i do not think that is what is happening here.... #this is crazy its like when the F1 tiktok accounts started posting ship content but this was fully a decade ago #callie speaks #motogp #rosquez #I WILL SAY: weird how many gay jokes people made about marc at the time. uncomfy. that being said it does look like hes being fingered here #like i cannot blame them for this one at LEAST. #draft clearing

[zonaraze]

#megaman zx #zona talks #draft clearing

[elvishbaby]

these are so fun to make i love polls

#poll #hyperspecific poll #draft clearing