#em's bullshit

[marry-me-malfoy]

seeing all my twitter moots trying to figure out tumblr is so funny. giving me flashbacks fr

#em's bullshit #im gonna screw up and do a twitter thing here #my brain doesnt have enough room to separate them

[emkini]

Rest assured that whatever your league is, they are very much out of it.

(I know Zukka is the big thing rn and I do enjoy it very much but. there is something about Maiko that I will never not love. The acespec solidarity is real with them)

[ID: A lineart drawing of post-canon Fire Lord Zuko and Mai, standing together in elegant robes and looking at the viewer with unimpressed expressions.]

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #mai #maiko #atla fanart #em draws #listen it's about. #the way Mai doesn't put up with ANY of Zuko's bullshit #they're a fun duo i think #but like. they've got more of a working relationship than a romantic one you feel #Also Mai being taller than Zuko isn't a hill I came here intending to die on but fuck it #Zuko should top off at like 5'6 or 5'7. Max. Mai is a solid 6'0 #the only one taller than her is Aang #who I think should be some fuckoff height like 6'3

[sunshineandshadowss]

find me @marry-me-malfoy now!

#reserving a username #em's bullshit

[whollyjoly]

push your face down on my chest and your heart ain't nothin' but the best and now a dog's a stray but i'm gonna stay

aka the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part one (part two) (part three)

(song insp.)

#look i can explain #im a sucker for a cowboy au okay?? #will this become a series? ...the world may never know #(probably because im weak for them) #song is im your broken dog by bones of jr jones #bonus lyrics: and i lie down for you / take you home / you can't be withdrew #bucktommy cowboy au #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #firepilot #fireflight #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 abc #911 on abc #911 moodboard #em's moodboards #mine #im back on my cowboy bullshit

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Frank! fantasy flavor!

rambles:

i really wanted to blend that monk-class inspiration w/ Frank's personal vibe... i like to think that i Succeeded!

i turned his tie into a sort of brooch since, yk. bowties aren't all that Fantastical. they miss the style. also i think they'd be more comfortable with something smaller since he's very active and needs a wide range of maneuverability

i bet Eddie or someone wheedled them into adding the leather shoulder pauldrons - leather to keep it a bit more flexy, and also. it just looks Cool!

figuring out what would replace his vest was tough. i didn't want them to be entirely unprotected, but i couldn't give him straight armor. though i will admit! a sort of tight-fitting crop top was Considered! but i landed on a gambeson vest as the best fit - comfortable, flexible, a Vest, while providing some level of protection! also, gambesons are quilted, which fits Frank's diamond-checkered vest!

ive already mentioned that one of my favorite outfit things is Flowy Pants Tucked Into Boots, so... that choice wasn't very character driven. except the boots are a tall ankle wrap - for that extra stability and strength! their shoes are pretty flexible and are only a few steps away from being slippers.

and the half-skirt - open skirt? - thing (still don't know what its called) is purely some self indulgence. i think Frank looks great in skirts!! also imagining him Throwing Down w/ the added flair of the skirt... damn. it'd probably help confuse enemies too - what're they gonna do next? who knows! the skirt is in the way and adding extra Movement!

i like to think that his knife is either in a sheath attached to the back of the belt, or they have it on their thigh (under the skirt) like Wally's bag. he probably never uses it... punching is the way to go for Frank methinks. it's probably reserved for cutting ropes and fruit

speaking of punching.... wrist wraps! inspired by boxing gauze! pads his knuckles, keeps his wrist compressed, its the best choice for physical combat. though the wrapped knuckles probably always have blood showing through anyway... or no yeah it's mostly other people's blood...

as for scars - Frank probably has quite the collection! i imagine that they've been picking fights since a young age, and in such a dangerous world he probably got hit a Lot until they learned how to hit back. and hit back Well. still, i wanted to give him a cool face scar with a very lame backstory - a book with a crisp, sharp spine corner fell off a high shelf and bonked them in the face at juuuust the right angle <3 he probably stays very fucking quiet about it which makes everyone think there's some intense traumatic backstory behind it. there isn't. Frank's just embarrassed.

closing note: i imagine that Frank has zero magic. literally none. cannot wield it for shit cannot utilize it. he's just like Howdy fr

#im Very happy with this outfit ngl #they probably know a bunch of different fighting styles... #and then stitches them all together into a Frankenstyle #get it? frankenstein's monster + frank + style - yeah yeah i know im hilarious #he probably stresses everyone tf out with how gung-ho they are in a fight Without Much Protection #like yeah gambesons can cushion blows and depending on the quality can lessen or even stop arrows / stabs #but frank's is a Vest. yeah it covers his vital organ area but like. their face? arms? legs? its free target practice #everytime eddie sees frank throw himself at an enemy w/ magic or Much Bigger Than Frank #he has about 100 heart attacks #catch him sprinting to cover's franks ass. they need it #frank Will look at someone way above his pay grade and go 'yeah i can take em' #(and that's why they consistently end up under poppy's healing wing) #julie unfortunately is on the same bullshit as frank #so if frank takes on someone he cant handle - so will she. without blinking! #though when she (or anyone else) tries it that's when frank goes 'are you crazy?! dont fight them they'll kill you' #frank has common sense when it comes to other people <3 not themself <3 #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #ah yes and the tiny knife... the glorified cheese knife... #even sally has a nice dagger and she's got some Powerful magic on her side #meanwhile frank is bringing fists to a gunfight smh #tryin ta think of a backstory for him for this au... #im thinking... he was either an orphan or his parents straight up Ditched him as a kid... #and he was taken in by a... fuck im missing the word. monastery? or something? #whatever it was it was run by somewhat spiritual people that raised & trained highly skilled/disciplined fighters #with the intent of 'you will fight for good blah blah blah' #maybe frank would sneak out and thats how he met julie? and he taught her some combat skills maybe... #& then he wound up running away w/ her or somethn #or he completed his training and went out to be a Soldier For Good but wound up following his own path & moral compass... idk

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Don't you understand!? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet!

#source: @LlamaInaTux on twitter #this is referring to the . infinite monkey thing where if theyre all writing bullshit at least one of em is gonna write hamlet on accident #who came up with this idea actually. its literally just the library of babel except there are monkeys there #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #rose lalonde

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to send you lame hater anons about how you're 'ruining your blog theme'

#YOU WANTED REAL THREATS AGAIN ANON? YOU GOT 'EM!! #anwyay i tag all my random bullshit with 'not a threat' you could literally just blacklist that for my blog #let me have my autism moments on a blog where i actually get some fucking interaction #sure i could post it on my largely defunct moods blog and have no interaction but that's not FUN #it's FUN to interact and anyway i got lots of people saying 'go ahead'

[smokbeast]

oh chriminy I’m cooking things , I’ll be real I just see murder boys everywhere but Idk what they’re about, or nightmare. Or error,. But uhm his colors I like..them.. and nightmare is big spooky octo thing, I uh, I’m lost in some kind of thinking sauce

#What if nightmare big #and error scrunkly #he looks like some weird fucked up lost cat #I don’t know what’s wrong with him but oh my god #Also anyone is allowed to inform me I know legit smkmcJDKD NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF EM #I thought snaps was an oc tbh I didn’t know he was a sans au too.. #killer? #and the hoodie one is dust right #anyway smoki rambles #I’m thinking they’d be an anti power puff girl bullshit against the bone gang causw they seem to look antagonistic #but I dk if I should without context on what murder trio does JDKDKDM #art #my art #undertale fanart #undertale aus #idk what to tag this really..

[marry-me-malfoy]

i love spencer reid

just thought yall should know

#em's bullshit

[chickenoptyrx]

I started this to procrastinate drawin that last dinosaur pic. >.>;

Is a redraw of this manga cover :U

#my bullshit #listen. i get that trunks could probably have a batman rule about guns #what w 17s tendancy to use em #but consider: i felt like it #also i ended up wasting entirely too much time finding a good ref to draw bulma doin that flip-cock trick from T2 #cause again. i thought it was cool #genuinely considered giving broly a gun #i really gd did and i think yall owe me money for not doin it #your welcome #outta ki but not outta options #:>

[lilaccoffin]

OKAY, SO! I decided to finish the Valentine's Day Chai design...but I'm torn between palettes, so, have two versions!

#doodlies #hi fi rush #chai #808 #it's kinda messy but i needed a distraction #been sad about dental bullshit sighs #ALSO DELETED THE FIRST ONE SORRY TO FOLKS WHO REBLOGGED THAT #didn't like some thangs and had to fix 'em!!

[bassboosted-moon-chao]

Gadget with an Aibo :]

#moom makes bullshit #digital art #art #inspector gadget #augustin tamare #aibo #sony aibo #aibo ers-111 #HE WOULD LOVE AIBO!!!!! #he would see one go 🎶 and his heart would melt #he would melt so much he would cry over these little robot dogs #would protect em with his fucking life #sorry penny and brain you have a new sibling now and it's a tiny beepy robot pup

[whollyjoly]

it's gon' be a long ride home tomorrow from tennessee to texas to la well if i could i'd never leave you i'd come home to stay another night from home away from you it ain't easy i know (baby, don't you want me)

the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part three (parts one and two)

thinking about rancher!tommy who goes on long two-month cattle drives and dreams of the gorgeous cattle hand back home...

(song insp.)

#tommy spending long nights under the open sky dreaming of bright smiles and sparkling blue eyes #maybe worrying a little that the home he dreams about wont want him the same when he gets there after so long away #but all that goes out the window as he and the herd crest the last hill into the san fernando valley #and tommy sees a tall figure outlined in the gold rays of the sunset high atop a horse #and evan is there to welcome him home with a flask a whiskey and a warm kiss that chases away any lingering doubts #ANYWAYS I HAVE LOOOOOTS OF THOUGHTS ABOUT COWBOY BUCKTOMMY OKAY #they live in my head rent free #i just love them your honor #song is baby don't you want me by lucero #bonus lyrics: “when we first met / i'd count the days / i'd make excuses / just to say your name” #and if thats not bucktommy coded idk what is #anyways can you tell im obsessed!!!!! #bucktommy cowboy au #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #firepilot #kinkley #tevan #fireflight #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 abc #911 on abc #911 moodboard #em's moodboard #mine #im back on my cowboy bullshit

[genericpuff]

... huh???

assuming they're using quotes correctly here, is Rachel seriously out here claiming she's been working on LO for over a decade? Because that's just... really easily refutable with any amount of surface level digging. And like, one tier of rabbithole diving. Shit, you can find proof of this being a lie right on her own IG where she celebrates anniversaries for LO. Granted, those posts are for the Originals version, but the Tumblr version isn't much older than it (2017) and again, any amount of surface level diving into Wayback will prove that she hasn't been working on LO that long.

"She could have been working on LO in the background", sure, but Rachel's never been someone to really... do that? Like if it were anyone else I'd be willing to believe that but Rachel is someone who's been chronically online since 2004, she has a history of starting projects on a whim and then dropping them (I could make the bold claim that the only reason LO didn't was because it got picked up by WT). You're telling me she's been working on LO since 2013? Then where the fuck is it? This is one of the oldest pieces of "concept art" out there that you can still find on her DA and it's from December 2016 (so just a few months before she started posting LO):

This was a one off piece, she was working on The Doctor Foxglove Show back then, with its first episode being posted to Webtoons back in January 2016. She later dropped Foxglove, due to what I assume was LO taking up all her time and attention because of how much it blew up on Tumblr and Webtoons. There are no other pieces like this one that hint at LO being any older than 2017.

All this paired with her claiming H x P were always her "muses" even though there's ZERO indication of her being into Greek myth prior to LO (seriously, you will not find any of the myths or Greek-adjacent stories listed ANYWHERE on her old bios, but you sure as shit will find Lolita repeated ad nauseum...) and the fact she claims she's a "folklorist" when that's just so obviously not true?

Listen, I can rationalize the concept of chronic lying, but you'd think she'd have gotten better at it by now LOL Because everything she's lying about is so easily proven contrary, both through Wayback and things she's claimed herself that contradicts what's so easily proven otherwise.

If LO has been in production for over a decade, great. But the receipts just ain't lining up with that claim.

#i'm pretty vocal about being a creator who's been doing the same project for over a decade #so i know bullshit from a mile away LOL #yes i'm being a little petty but damn imagine lying about something that's so easily refutable #and shit if people want my receipts i'll gladly put 'em up #lore olympus critical #lo critical #antiloreolympus #anti lore olympus

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Being the eldest kid is tough. Being the eldest kid of 10-14 ish kids? That's on a whole 'nother level baybee~

Do you know how stressful holidays are????

#personal #yall im like... JUST getting back into the groove of things after the winter break. holidays are something else #the eldest child gets the emotional burden of the parents and the emotional burden of the kids and is the one who organizes gifts #for both the kids and the parents and has to organize all the holiday plans and figure out timing and keep everyone happy #while also looking happy the whole time and being everyone's therapist and OOF #love em all but man i need a vacation from my vacation #side note but i know why im so good at being a caretaker (cause i was literally trained to be a third parent since birth) but WHY #AM I SO BAD AT BEING A CARETAKER FOR M Y S E L F ? ! ? what is this bullshit

[lesbiradshaw]

one of my favorite things about bradley is that while he so desperately wants to be like his father— enough so that he spends so much of his life trying to emulate him through style, music, profession, etc.— narratively he really is more like maverick. maybe not in the exact way that he flies, because we all know maverick is notoriously a daredevil while bradley is decidedly not, but even that has its own parallels with how ice and jake upon introduction immediately point out the flaws in their piloting styles (i heard that about you. you like to work alone. / that’s just you, ain’t it? waiting for just the right moment that never comes.). their methods are different, but both on the ground and up in the air, the two of them are always competing with a ghost. fathers that they can barely remember, whose legacies one way or another made it difficult for them to make it where they are in their careers— even though their fathers are such major motivators for why they chose aviation in the first place. they both have spent a lot of their lives on their own because of that and when it comes down to the final mission for each of their movies, they’re both shown being doubted as the right fit— once again by ice and jake (it’s nothing personal…but with regard to maverick…is he the best pick? / he’s not cut out for this mission. you know i’m right.). at the end of the day they manage to pull it off, but they have to overcome the obstacles that have plagued them for a majority of the movie. it’s not just the obvious scene callbacks that tether them as characters, it’s who they are at their core.

#could make a whole post off icemav/hangster parallels alone likeee #you’re everyone’s problem. you’re not flying fast enough. i’m sorry. you give em hell. #you can be my wingman anytime. bullshit. you can be mine. chalked yourself another kill. that makes two. #i cant believe people are trying to rewrite history about maverick and jake being the tethered ones #their personalities dont need to be exactly the same for them to be tethered #as oomf said they share the same arc and ice and jake both have the same position in that as well #ice and jake aren’t just their rivals; they’re foils that represent the path to the navy maverick and bradley were unable to take themselves #anyways #icejake mavbradley r soooooo important to me i could think about them all day #icemav #hangster #sereshaw #top gun maverick #tgm #bradley rooster bradshaw