My controversial AI opinion is that AO3 shouldn't have turned data scraping off because having millions of words of pornography dumped into the common crawl dataset was great for reducing the market value of anything trained on it. The best way to preserve the jobs of writers is to have the other option be a bot that not only knows what omegaverse is but will segue into writing about it at a moments notice and thinks the best word to come after Steve is automatically "Rogers". Nothing crushes marketability like porn and copyright law violations.
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The thing with people that are like DEPICTIONS OF THIS ARE TOTALLY ILLEGAL is they don't even use any truly depraved stories its literally always like Lolita and Game of Thrones. My good bitches I can check out 120 Days of Sodom from my local library which means any 12 year old can go and get it too there are no checks and balances its all legal because it's not real. Enjoy your graphic listing of terrible things happening to people for sexual gratification.
Anyway read some Marquis de Sade, realize the most unnecessarily gross works of fiction were already written in the 1700s and go forth knowing that anything you find on AO3 afterwards will probably be more wholesome by miles.
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Shopping Tour
The mall was buzzing as always. It all hit me when we walked in: the noises and smells, foreign faces everywhere. I yearned to sneak into a quiet bookstore corner but it would have been rude to slip from the company right from the start.
"Kou, can you take our photo before we hit the shops?" Christine's voice heckled my thoughts. I turned around. A photo?
"Eh? So demanding, Kujaku-chan!" Kou-kun frowned. "I already brought you all here and haven't been compensated for that~"
Well... Kou-kun wasn't wrong. But actually taking a photo wasn't that big of a task. Sometimes he seemed a bit unreasonable. Yet, I didn't voice out my thoughts. No one needed to hear something like that.
To my surprise, Christine broke into a smile. "I will cook for you later. It's a promise. Brother Ruki said I can use the kitchen."
Oh! That was sneaky! Christine had been prepared for Kou-kun's give-and-take attitude beforehand, hadn't she?
"Better be Vongole then~"
Of course, Kou-kun wanted that... I shifted in place, glancing at the others. None of them raised any complaints, but the mere thought of the said dish made me nauseous. It had been like this ever since... autumn.
I stepped closer. I had to say something... "Umh... the smell makes me..."
Suddenly, Eri took my arm and shook her head, making me blink.
"Maybe you can eat something else, Yuriko." Eri smiled. "We can have another dish. You and I haven't been hanging out alone for a while, so we could make something for ourselves before Christine prepares the Vongole."
I could feel how relaxation swam through my body. "Thank you, Eri. Let's do that after this shopping tour. I probably need to eat by then anyway."
Kou-kun seemed to be happy with that. "That's settles it. Gimme your phone, Kujaku-chan."
"There you go, Kou." Christine handled her phone. Just like that! I wouldn't have dared to do that. You never knew what others would...
"Okay, everyone, get ready~" Kou-kun swayed his hand but then his eyes wandered. "Nice home screen, Kujaku-chan~"
Just what I had feared! But Christine didn't seem bothered.
"Hurry up," Kou-kun demanded again.
Kazemi, who had been rather silent for the whole drive to the mall, now shifted right next to me. "Why do I have to...?"
"Kujira-chan... come on. Just move closer to Yuriko-chan. And try to smile, at least." It seemed that Kou-kun was rather used to giving these kinds of instructions. "And Usagi-chan, take off those sunglasses. Why are you wearing them anyway?"
Eri sighed but lifted her sunglasses on her hair. To be honest, I had been wondering why she wore them sometimes even inside buildings but it had never occurred to me to pry about it.
On my other side, Christine was changing her posture. Hastily, I tried to follow her example.
But my movements only made Kou-kun shake his head. "...Yuriko-chan, what are you even doing?"
I looked down at my body. Ruki never complained when he took my photos — though sometimes I ended up looking a little funny in those.
"Hmph. Just hurry up, Kou." Kazemi gave the Vampire a glare.
"Mean, Kujira-chan~" Kou-kun chuckled. "And you can fix that posture, can you?"
"I didn't ask—"
This was getting awkward. Yet, once again, I swallowed my opinion but met Eri's gaze behind Kazemi's back. Somehow, I felt like Eri silently agreed with me.
"Look at Kujaku-chan. She knows how to strike a pose."
Eh? Kou-kun's words made me blink. That had been exactly what I had tried to do. It hadn't worked out for me. So would it work for Kazemi either? Christine was just another level with something like this.
Again, Eri met my gaze and then turned to look at Kou-kun. "Can you be done with the photo, Kou? I want to head for the art supply store."
"Haa... fine. But don't blame me if it doesn't turn out nice."
I hurried to take a pose at the same moment as Kou-kun lifted Christine's phone.
"Everyone, say cheese~"
Character bases purchased from nukababe/Etsy. The background is official art from Rejet.
OCs belong to...
Christine - @seaoflove07
Eri - @eri-talks
Kazemi - @mermaid--bride
Yuriko - me
I hope I didn't misinterpret anyone's character too badly. 🙈
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[ MUTUAL FRIEND ] : for our muses to meet through a mutual friend + @yuriko-tsukino-rp
✧ — ⋆ 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
Yuuto: [Leaned against the wall, waiting for Yuriko.]
Yuuto: [Saw his sister to arrive with someone else.]
Yuuto: (Huh, didn't expect Sis to bring anyone...)
Yuriko: "Umh... Nice to see you again... Yuuto. I... I... This is my friend Eri. When I told her about you, she said she would like to meet you too."
Yuuto: "Hah? Why?"
Yuriko: "Umh... Can't you just be nice and say 'hello' to her?"
Yuuto: [Glanced at the blond girl, measuring her from head to toe.]
Yuuto: (Kinda cute but I see no reason why Sis brought her here...)
Yuuto: "Hello, Vixen. What's that you want from me?"
@eri-talks @yuriko-tsukino-rp
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I've been left at home with a dead bird and an expectation that I shall turn it into a meal for the next two days. Who shall win? My hate to touch the dead bird, the fact that the last time I carved a dead bird was over 10 years ago, or the fact that a new pizza place opened not 3 min walk away from home, but just one door down?
TLDR how do I turn a dead bird into a meal?
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