#especially doug.

[fivemonsturzzzwowz]

they literally defeated william afton with the power of all their autism combined (abby mike and vanessa are all autistic) (as are the children) (willy boy is autistic too but his autism wasnt strong enough)

#fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #fnaf mike #fnaf vanessa #abby schmidt #vanessa shelly #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #liam scribbles #springtrap #william afton #steve raglan #freddy fazbear #bonnie the bunny #chica the chicken #foxy the pirate #golden freddy #AUTISM BEAM ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF FNAF IS AUTISM #especially doug. #carl the cupcake #blood tw #< juuust in case smiel

[commsroom]

having a moment again about the way the wolf 359 live show is staged: hera stands apart from the others, and only eiffel ever crosses over to her. eiffel regularly looks over at her while he’s speaking to her, something the rest of the crew doesn’t do, and something i’m considering as close to canon confirmation as possible for the idea that eiffel makes eye contact with hera’s cameras (while everyone else just sort of talks upwards.)

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #hera wolf 359 #for a concise example of this: when hera comes back from her performance review #both eiffel and minkowski ask how it went but eiffel is looking in her direction and minkowski is talking up to nothing in particular #i just think it's interesting in terms of. what it suggests about how eiffel thinks of hera compared to everyone else #even other people who care about her #especially since hera (in the liveshow) is almost always looking over at the rest of the crew while talking to them #and hera (in general) well. always sees them. pretty much. #eiffel obnoxiously sticking his face right up to the station cameras is so real to me #like some part of him thinks he might be able to see through them.

[puppyeared]

crumbs of a story im writing

clumsy rookie news photographer chasing after a gentleman thief to start an advice column ^_^

the thiefs legit job as a librarian doesnt pay enough to cover his rent (not enough public funding?), so he steals from rich politicians.

he kind of sees it as "hitting two birds with one stone," since the politicans are more interested in infrastructure than public funding anyway, and they have more than enough money so he doesn't feel bad doing it

since its done out of necessity, the thief is extremely meticulous and plans out his thefts. but hes also a theatre kid, so he makes a costume and more or less garners the attention of the community

the rookie is a newspaper photographer who has been following the thief for some time and has grown to admire him

the newspaper he works for is community oriented (organizing events and programs, advocating for the public) and believes the thief shares similar values

basically he proposes to start an advice column with the thief to build a rapport with the community, with the goal of winning over the public

the thief is hesitant because he's really only doing it for himself and doesnt want to get anyone else involved, but the rookie tells him to think of it as a way of helping everyone

the rest is kinda fuzzy.. i wanted to touch on community effort and public interests. I don't know if this will be the kind of story that encourages people to take action, I don't see myself as being any kind of model citizen. for now I'm just focused on pouring all my thoughts and faith in humanity into a story setting

#and im thinking of adding this to my omnibus.. so maybe it also takes place in the same setting as House Of Cards #idk WHY im putting all my stories in an omnibus.. i think its because it feels like a nichijou situation to me lol #with all sorts of wacky stuff happening in a seemingly ordinary setting? and i dont wanna explain anything like why they have #animal ears or why some look like crocodiles in suits. its just like that for fun. like how Nano is a robot built by a 6 year old #i dont have a lot of confidence writing stories with broad themes especially ones that overlap with social justice. i prefer to sit and #listen..?? but also im in the toronto area and im so fucking frustrated with how the city council handles everything #not to mention doug ford especially with the ontario place thing and trying to lead everything into private healthcare #so this is more of a personal story for myself than anything. i just wanna make something so i can look at it like yeah its a pipe #dream but its MY pipe dream. with CATBOYS #yapping #writing #oc #my ocs #oc lore

[andoutofharm]

I think it was meaningful that the black parade night was largely focused on the B-side songs (kill all your friends, all the angels, heaven help us) or songs that sound very different from the rest of tbp in terms of pacing and can get left out of the conversations surrounding it (i don’t love you).

so much of the media hype and general following of tbp was ultimately contrary to the band’s vision and desires: the tour was grueling, the record’s meaning was largely lost, and they barely survived it. by focusing on the songs that didn’t make it onto tbp, it’s almost like they’re elaborating on the story they originally told - giving us another attempt to understand and interpret it’s meaning.

#I’m not saying this was The Plan or anything!! #just a thought and an idea for just one of many impacts and takeaways to be gleaned from tonight #especially with the dedication to doug: new meanings are everywhere in this show and they all circle back to love #mcr #mcr la3 #also it’s 2 am this might be absolutely incoherent and im so sorry lmao

[nobodysdaydreams]

I could see Jacobi and Eiffel in a movie where they’re screw up rival detectives who are about to get fired by their superiors (Minkowski and Lovelace) unless they learn to work together to solve their next case.

#Hera is their AI. Maxwell is a forensic scientist #Kepler is the villain who monologues at them from the shadows #And leaves them creepy recordings like “hello detectives. Nice to see you again (especially you Mr. Jacobi)” #“Sorry to have fled the scene so quickly but I left you boys a few little clues. Look at this Whiskey…” #“…feel it in your hands. See you detectives are like this Whiskey…” #“You’re nice. But at the end of the day I won’t miss you.” #And the recording goes on like that for 30 minutes because Kepler likes to hear himself talk #During the monologue he accidentally drops so many clues about where he is because he’s just careless and kind of wants to get caught #Wolf359 au #wolf 359 #w359 #Wolf359 #alana maxwell #hera wolf 359 #isabel lovelace #renee minkowski #doug eiffel #daniel jacobi #warren kepler #hera w359 #bods wolf359 reactions #wolf 359 podcast

[nayialovecat]

The Ink Demonth 2023 - Day 27. Pit

Day 27. Pit Crossover: Centaurworld If I were Bendy, I'd be screaming too - Comfortable Doug is the scariest character in Centaurworld, including the Nowhere King... Especially in season two as Flat Dallas... uh!

I love Centaurworld. And I must say that I really had a fantastic time making this picture - of which, of course, the main part which I gave the most time (and this is not a joke) is the amazing flora of this world. However, the shading in the serial is strange, so I didn't stick to it strictly - but these pastel colours and their combinations... I needed something like that, pleasing to the eye in my current state.

If anyone doesn't know the series, I highly recommend it. It's great. Although the second season was a bit worse (there are a few things that irritate me, e.g. the unnecessarily prolonged death scene of one of the characters), it is still great. And, ah, I'm counting on some spin-offs in this universum. If anyone has watched Centaurworld, please read my thoughts on the plot and its meaning. I'm proud of them.

Bendy and the Ink Machine (c) Joey Drew Studios Inc. Centaurworld (c) Megan Nicole Dong (Netflix Animation) Sammy and the Ink Machine (c) Nayia Lovecat

#The Ink Demonth #Bendy and the Ink Machine #Sammy and the Ink Machine #BATIM #SATIM #Centaurworld #Comfortable Doug #Bendy #Ink Bendy #Ink Demon #wonderful fauna #I especially love centaur-trees #The Ink Demonth 2023 #crossover

[acollectionofcuriousreblogs]

Its Sad Theory Time

I’m thinking about Captain Lovelace. Thinking about all the crew members she lost. Thinking about how much she blames herself for their death. Thinking about how severe the survivor’s guilt most be.

And now I’m thinking about her ‘death’ during the mutiny. I’m thinking about how, when Kepler was deciding which one of them to kill, she spoke up right before the end of his ‘Eeny, meeny miny, moe’ bit was over. That timing…I believe it’s significant. Let me explain

Because it’s a podcast, we can never really know who he was going to pick. But Lovelace and Eiffel were there. They would know. And I would bet you, Kepler was going to pick Eiffel. Lovelace realized it, at the end there.

So she speaks up. She tells Kepler to fuck off. She spits in his face and says she pities him and, in Doug’s words, she does everything to poke the bear. And it works. Kepler shoots her.

Now, this could be interpreted several other ways. Maybe Kepler was going to pick Lovelace and she realized that, so instead of just letting it happen, she brought it on herself. She took her last stand, robbing him of the satisfaction he would’ve got from killing her. And I think that’s very plausible.

But what if…

Im thinking about Captain Lovelace, still carrying that survivors guilt. I’m thinking about Captain Lovelace realizing that she’s about to lose another one of her crew members. I’m thinking about her deciding that she will not, cannot, let another one of her friends die, how she cannot be the sole survivor again. 

So she pokes the bear. She does everything she can to divert Kepler’s attention away from Eiffel and onto her. She metaphorically throws herself in front of the bullet meant for him. That was a meditated, conscious decision.

Right before she dies, Lovelace tells Eiffel that she had to do this. She had to save him, because she failed to save so many others. Maybe Captain Lovelace really just couldn’t hold her tongue. But I think it’s a lot more plausible that the Captain knew exactly what she was doing.

#tw: gun violence #tw: survivor's guilt #do y’all get what I’m saying?? #Like it must’ve been Eiffel #Kepler knew Minkowski had a longer history with him #Eiffel would be the obvious choice to threaten #And the Captain isn’t prone to acting irrationally on her emotions #especially not in a high tense situation like this #her lashing out was a decision #A calculation #I hope this isn’t one of those theories that everyone already knows and accepts like ‘no duh’ #But I’ve been thinking about it ever since I heard that episode and I needed to put this out there #wolf 359 #wolf 359 spoilers #w359 #captain lovelace #isabel lovelace #doug eiffel #warren kepler #colonel Kepler #Episode 45: Desperate Measures #podcast

[it-takes-four]

Here, have a meme❤️

What are you all talking about this squad is the shining epitome of human mental health

(Don't worry they will get worse- <3)

#it takes four #it takes four au #answered ask #doug houser #chell portal #teddy the ex employee #batim henry #nah I'll have them get better too that's in my nature #but they'll also get worse especially Teddy #(you have no earthly idea of the crap I'm making him go through in my head jeezus)

[sysig]

I mean, while I’ve got you here- (P1 | P2 | P3) (Patreon)

#Doodles #Law Abiding Citizen #LAC #Doug Peterson #LAC Russ #Roug #If you're not otherwise busy I mean I guess we could- #Lol #Looking like all that kiss-doodling practice has finally started to show results >:3c Quite pleased! #Looks like his gamble paid off! It'd take some doing but Doug could absolutely acquisition some overtime of the seduction variety lol #His -lust is usually more of the wander- variety but who is he to turn down a bit more time with his favourite human? :3 #For the first encounter it'd probably have to be limited to their usual amount of time so what like two minutes lol but it's enough to kiss! #Or it could be longer if you'd prefer to imagine that lol it's not like I can stop you ♪ #What a bureaucratic nightmare it'd be to either change or add being in a relationship with a client lol HR will hear about this Doug! #He's used to it he's been skirting that edge for way too long already this will just make it recognized pfft #Immediately bringing feelings into it! Aren't you a demon! Well that's why he changes his tune so quickly as well #For the record Russ did mean but he's feeling pretty guilty for that and having an ulterior motive and having human needs and all that lol #He does actually need contact to stay sane (enough) but asking for things is hard! Especially if they're to do with his crush! #All sorts of awkward uncomfortable feelings :) This is not how he envisioned his confession playing out! #I haven't drawn Doug with fully dark eyes in a while ah <3 It was fun :D Him hiding his eyes but literally hehe #Yet more of me ignoring the timeline lol - call him your Everything right now do it make him feel loved I dare you #A little possessive ♪ It's allowed he's being backed up by being the only person with access to him! This all works out! #I really am rather pleased with the last smooches :D Shapes! And Russ holding his horns while Doug initiates hehe ♪ #I dunno how clear it is but Doug also has his tail wrapped around Russ' arm to pull him in ♥ #Sometimes being obvious about it pays off

[ispyspookymansion]

i know. i know that every movie is saying this is bad you wont like it its a bad idea. But if i solved the lament configuration and got to fuck pinhead sickening style i would be built different. i would enjoy it.

#2022 cenobites especially pleaaaaase call me #kora.txt #this for me is about 2022 pinhead but live your doug bradley truths if you so desire

[dooplissss]

trying to get good health advice when you stand at work is some pagliacci shit

'doctor my feet and back hurt all the time, what should I do?'

'You need to get more exercise! That will solve everything!'

'but doctor, I already take 12,000 steps a day :('

#my feet have hurt nonstop for a year and EVERY article says 'switch to an office chair at work' or 'walk more' #i hate office workers i hate the special treatment they get and i especially hwte how they're the ones writing these articles #some guy named big doug at a mcdonalds in Philly knows exactly how to solve my problem but i'll never hear it bc of this

[commsroom]

i'm still very attached to the idea that hera allots just slightly more of her processing power to monitoring eiffel than anyone else. "i've been keeping track of your vital signs and biological readings since commander minkowski brought you on board" as an expression of care, especially with how often eiffel is in danger, or sick, or missing, or... when hera is the first person to notice he's back in sécurité and even then doesn't quite believe what she's observing... that if eiffel asking hera "are you there?" - even knowing that she always is - is a bid for connection and reassurance, then the way hera keeps track of the people she cares about is how she tries to bridge that gap from her side, especially at times when otherwise she feels powerless to reach out and help.

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #hera wolf 359 #eiffera #i'm just thinking about. situations where hera can't do anything in the moment except watch it happen #and beg for other people to do something. like there are things she can do that none of the others can but in some ways... #anyway. especially with decima and then with eiffel being presumed dead. i just feel like it would be more important for her #that even though. the same way she's always there. everyone else is always there from her perspective #she wants that assurance that he's there and alive and okay #because she missed him... #whatever. #i need to be more normal.

[aflawedfashion]

I would love to see Tina and Joyce talk about the fact that Doug wants to marry Tina. Joyce and Doug have actually become somewhat close and they occasionally talk about things, but Tina's not very close with anyone other than Doug this season, and she needs to talk to a third party about this.

Bambi and Richie pointed out how Tina's always saying no to doing things with them lately, but because Joyce already knows Doug wants to marry Tina, and Tina found the ring, it's the perfect set up for Joyce and Tina to talk about her feelings. Plus, Joyce's lack of filter could actually help get Tina out of her shell and get her talking.

#minx #minx starz #sometimes you need the fail the bechdel test in the name of character development #lets talk about that man #because I need tina to talk about herself and her feelings and that man is a big part of it #i'm also not actually sure joyce has friends at all at this point #tina has distanced herself from the people in her life but they're still there #but joyce... i don't think she has friends in her life anymore #especially because she does not consider doug a friend #she had that line about thinking doug and tina only exist at work #her relationship with her old college friend is bad #and even her sister is fed up with her #and shelly pointed out how self centered she is #which you can clearly see in that statement about how she doesn't even think of doug and tina having real lives #that woman is in a bubble of self #she needs some friends #tina needs some friends #let them be friends #aff watches minx

[cyphers-and-sunspots]

Can someone tell me if Doug is the one in that blue outfit? Like I know it’s Sam in the black but I don’t know the guy in the blue.

#my brain on vacation goes to the weirdest places #especially because it feels like it’s an hour later #stupid timezones #doug ramsey

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

Strange Brew (1983)

#i watched it #i loved it #they’re such sweet characters #they could definitely be my comfort characters #especially bob #he’s so lovely #so cute #rick moranis #dave thomas #bob and doug mckenzie #I feel like I’m finally in the cult #i get it now #I get why they’re so beloved #glassesless rick

[webbyghost]

okay, okay, i know i already asked snot bunny this, but i must ask for your headcanons

would doug like goth girls?

Lol Scotty and I have a lot of same brain when it comes to Doug

I think he would! But he'd likely have a lot of misconceptions about goths that he'd need explained/corrected. (I've met people who thought goths were all satanic baby killers. Because that's what they were told and didn't actually know any.)

#anon ask #doug's views on a lot of things are likely due to a lack of exposure to them especially in person #but once he's been shown the facts i feel like he'd be pretty open to new information overriding his previously held ideas #i hope that makes sense