#especially the jersey one

[dire-kumori]

glasses-wearer here: i just took my glasses off and didn't have anywhere to put them, but my Fredbear plush was sitting Right There so i put them on my Fredbear. WHICH, and this is the important bit, suddenly reminded me that your Evan wears glasses when he's older. So now I'm thinking about Evan putting his glasses on his Fredbear plushie when he doesn't want them on, or, or, maybe Liz gives him tiny Fredbear-sized glasses (originally meant for a doll or smth) so he and the plushie can be matching :3

Oh, that's adorable! I'm adopting that into my headcanon lore: when Ev first got his glasses he used Fredbear sitting on his nightstand as a holder for his glasses. When he got bigger and his new frames wouldn't stay on Fredbear's face anymore, Liz got him the doll glasses so Fredbear wouldn't be left out.

Of course she also liked to steal his glasses sometimes and try them on. I'm super super suuuper nearsighted, and therefore so is Evan. The lenses are fairly thick and whenever she put them on Elizabeth would giggle and say, 'Wow your eyesight is super horrible!' ('Yeah I know, that's why I wear glasses Lizzie! Give them back!') Then her eyesight started to go, a couple years after he got his first frames. Her eyesight's not as bad as his but does need corrective lenses as well. As an adult she wears contact lenses most of the time and just keeps a set of glasses for just in case.

#completely thought this up bc of your ask so danke schoen! #also I notice your on a cute headcanon kick right now #especially the jersey one #I made the Afton bros soccer players in my head but the mental image of Ev going to bed wearing an oversized baseball jersey is too preciou #that and copying Mike's 'call me by my middle name' phase #so cute #ask #lonelyfreddles #Evan Afton #Elizabeth Afton #headcanons

[hlxtn]

I will make it my life mission to find a cocky smirking manipulative toxic jock atsumu fic and share it with everyone

If its the last thing i do, research starts after work

#i need jock atsumu so bad yall dont understand #especially if he’s hella mean #but hes grinning/smirking all the time with a mischievous glint in his eyes #hes loud #hes grude #smacks ur ass whenever u walk past #hes MEAANNN #but hes so charismatic everybody loves him #ion want puppy atsumu #i WANT MEAN JOCK ATSUMU AAAGHHH #likes to humiliate you bc he gets a kick from it #KYAAAAA #hes wearing his backwards cap #he either wears tight tank tops and baggy pants #or tight jerseys with shorts #omg and ofc baggy team hoodie with sweats #nghhh #and his lip ring #and one earring #guys im combusting rn #the vibe he has when hes goofyng around with his teammates before a game #how they make jokes about the rival team and purposely piss them off even more #bc its fun #and they know they gonna win #sweaty atsumu after a game #omg #him and bokuto would definilety throw ball in the courtyard during break #and bother everyone #atsumu makes bo throw the ball in your direction so when atsumus goes to catch it near you he can come and bother you #i reached my tag limit >:|

[dear-ao3]

How do you feel abt route 3 and the tunnel?

pretty sure that is the road my senior year ap european history teacher swore up and down was haunted. that and route 17.

#not a tag #from saph #tbh every road in jersey sucks #287 #17 #1 and 9 #22 #3 #95 #ESPECIALLY 95 but that’s across all states #the only good one is the parkway

[etapereine]

#yes i am still thinking about polka dot jonas why do you ask #love that he went for the full effect with helmet and gloves and all and yet. he spent approximately 2 seconds looking happy in that jersey #polka dots are fun! polka dots are festive! #but you would not know it to look at jonas on stage 14 of the 2023 vuelta #however the blue does look very pretty on him i must say #it really brings out his eyes especially that one interview where he's teary-eyed talking about frida's birthday while wearing the polkadot #jonas vingegaard

[beatcroc]

i think tdov is technically passed by now but i realized i never posted the doombox shirt so here is the doombox shirt

#technically for my own purposes i identify as Just Enby and not trans but like umbrella label w/e #can u believe theres still official lethal league merch in 2024. i cant believe i never got anything for this game before #INSANELY lucky break doombox has anything he doesn't feel like a conventional pick for this. also lucky this design is so sick #especially since the only other things on there were a sparse few pins. not even latch had one. not even CANDYMAN had one. #i wouldve been happy with like sonata but the art for hers is kinda mid. but i didnt have to settle at all actually bc DOOMBOX SHIRT!!!! #poking around in older dev blogs and seeing they used to have this sick one that looked like an actual baseball jersey w/ everyone's logos #long out of print by now of course. wails. but hey #i just wonder what other stuff they used to have.......... #bweeeaaahh

[hejustcancelledit]

*inhale*

I am completely normal about a French toplaner

Yeah

#idk why but adam this season has been steadily growing on me #and this pic just. seals it i think #its a very flattering angle+pose what can i say #also i like the jersey colour #adam #lol esports #lec #worlds 2023 #also unrelated am i the only one who constantly thinks Crownie looks bigger in photos than he is irl #he just looks so much smaller when i see videos of him especially next to his teammates

[sasquatchandleatherjacket]

My kid is doing behind the wheel drivers ed and has liked driving so far, but she just texted me that she hates it. I was like oh shit what happened and she said “everything was going fine and then we pulled into a Wawa…”. Niche content, but iykyk😭

#where are my south Jersey friends at? I know you get it #Wawa #those parking lots are like the final boss of driving #especially the old ones #at least she didn’t take her on the gsp

[kyistell]

I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D

Chap 2: Oh Oh Oh Aoh, The Right StAHHHH-

Chat- New Brethern

Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover

Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?

Jerry™: damn you are stupid yorkie

Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit

Jerry™: you go to like every meeting

Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time

Jerry™: I dont live in that section anymore

Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea

Yorkadam: I’m tolkin about SOMEONE who WON’T STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST

Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about

Jerry™: if I knew wouldn I tell ya

Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg

Jerry™: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?

Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?

Jerry™: yeah you and Massy Wassy

Jerry™: but mainly Ginny Winny

Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that

Jerry™: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death

Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse

Jerry™: shaddup Yorkster

Newie is now online

Yorkadam: You.

Newie: Me?

Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god

Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song

Newie: Sorry if I’m playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know

Yorkadam: I’m gonna kill em.

Yorkadam has gone offline

Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo

Jerry™: heh yeah

Jerry™: hey Nexy do you hear that?

Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik

—

New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is

“OH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-” 

The screams continued even as he shut the door

“Nope”

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt new hampshire #wttsh new hampshire #wttt new mexico #wttsh new mexico #i said this last time but ill say it again since it is way more noticeable here #the spelling errors are on purpose #nex is not great at spelling #because of who raised him and have you heard their accents #yeah there was no way nexie was growing up with good spelling no shot #yorks spelling goes out the window with some words especially when upset #jersey will NEVER call ginny that infront of his face #that will be death #but mass oh absolutely he doesnt scare jers #and YES #nexie DOES call ginny mom and YES he does infront of him all the time #one of the few states who can consistantly #(its all he calls ginny actually it's quite funny) #the new groupchat #kyi writes

[screamingay]

heres my little pinkshift vid from last night in philly 10/14/23 btw

#i got way too into it to care abt videos later except a short one just to memorialize the mosh pit lmao #truly nothing beats a great rock band in a sweaty philly basement with a moshpit #cant get over the new song they brought jariah out to sing too their energy on stage TOGETHER was fucking nuts #there was fucking crowdsurfing. the room was like half full and they made crowdsurfing work!! #i love philly crowds so much especially bc half of us are from new jersey and we LIVE for it

[rhynehoward]

©️ brian babineau

#donovan mitchell #cleveland cavaliers #nba #these like plain jerseys that a few(?) teams have are so boring and ugly lol especially the jazz ugh #brooklyn is the only one that looks good so far adn that's literally just cause it's black and i only wear black shfis #cavsedits #dmitchedits #nbaedits

[sharkcastic]

v*gas team is like those people that are pretty on the outside but absolutely retched on the inside

#like god i LOVE their jerseys especially the gold ones but #so much nastiness going on #panthers lb #hockey

[lystring]

sorry if anyone caught my prev post I deleted it I just found out to pause videos on tumblr mobile nowadays you dont TAP it like you normally would because noooooooo thatd make toooo much seeeenseee no now you tap and hold it down cus thats suuuper intuitive thanks bye kys

#i went on a liiilll rant i hope noone saw that before i figured out the change lmao #but my point still stands #this is not intuitive #especially not if the app has been working ONE WAY for fucking YEARS #and then u just. #made a dumb fucking functionality switcharoo #like im gonna read your fucking dev updates or follow your staff blog #*Angelina from jersey shore season 1 voice* umm heLLO ARE U DUMBB??

[letkirillfight]

when are they releasing tokarski jerseys?

#i'm not a huge jersey person especially since i never have the opportunity to go to pens games #but like i need one for the baby goalie #pens lb

[alextturcotte]

i am so sorry for the person i will become when worlds start 

#i cant wait to see these guys put on the team canada jerseys #especially barzy...i havent seen him wear one in a hot minute #sorry not sorry to my american moots but fuck team usa for the time being #lj speaks

[martva-v-lozku]

spending new years alone reminiscing about everything related to [a country] screaming crying throwing up kicking myself for not responding about 13 years ago now

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOURE GOOOING AND I DONT KNOW WHYYY BUT LISTEN TO YOUR HEARTTTT BEFORE you tell him goodbye

#youll never guess one of the names in roxette haha........ 😐 #actually both names are significant LMAO #Marie looks the exact same after so long!!! and S**** is about to be 24 i dont believe it #i think about them every time im near their old house (often) like damn this is really my life #i know i can just send a message but it's been over a decade and now it's weird idk :( i miss them so much though #just recently realizing how much of my life was shaped by them. even this song. especially this song #dota lmao #SUN IN LOL #so many little things. trees man. trees. soccer jersey material. layered hair. dying hair. a fuckton of music #i think if i heard the intro to the dota music video right now id have an aneurysm from nostalgia #the fucking ViSitterIVentriloOchSpelar DotA.mp3 on my cousins mp3 player oh my god catapult me back

[suguann]

Possessive!Gojo who makes you wear his jersey when you go to parties at his fraternity after games, openly admiring the way you dwarf inside his clothes. He leans forward on the edge of the bed to get a better look, resting his elbows on his knees, his eyes raking over every inch of you from head to toe. 

"Toru, it's too big," you pout, checking out your reflection in the floor-length mirror on his closet door. “I look silly.”

The tent growing in his sweats says otherwise—all the blood in his body rushing from one head to the other just from seeing two things that are his coexisting—and he gives you another once-over, thinking of several ways to describe you, silly not being one of them.

"You’re so pretty, baby.” He swears he’s a little drunk from the sight of you, but he means it.

Possessive!Gojo who pushes you up against the door inside the locker room before a game—slightly jealous from the guys looking at you as they filed out into the hall, and equally turned on because he knows they can’t have you—telling you he can't play with a hard-on before he's pressing into you from behind.

He can feel your tummy quivering under his hand where he holds you close, feels how his cock is carving its way inside of you, and you both moan when he presses down lightly. It makes him dizzy how tight and small you are; pulsing, wet, and swollen-soft velvet that gives every time he buries himself into you.

"You gonna hold all of my cum in this cute cunt until after the game, y-yeah?" he sucks the question into your neck. “Don’t worry, I’ll lick it out of you afterward. Just keep it warm for me, ’kay?”

You answer him with a high-pitched whine as you clench down hard around him, cumming with a muffled scream against his palm and nearly pushing him out of your warm, fluttering heat.

Possessive!Gojo makes sure to stuff his cum back into your drooling cunt with two thick fingers, curling them into your front wall to pull another soft orgasm out of you—just a little more, ah, there you go, always so good for me—before he helps you fix your panties to trap it there.

His arms wrap around you before he presses a tender kiss to your temple. “Don’t forget to cheer for me.”

Possessive!Gojo whose smirk from watching you squirm in the stands, melts into a glare when a guy takes the empty seat beside you, sitting almost too close for his liking.

“Stop staring at your girlfriend and hit the fucking puck already,” Sukuna grumbles, leaning against his stick.

Possessive!Gojo who makes sure to fuck you in the backseat of his car afterward with the windows cracked in hopes that the guy from the stands would walk by to you moaning Gojo’s name, and he eats you out just like he promised—bending you over the center console, smiling to himself at how shy and squirmy you get—only to fill you up again.

Possessive!Gojo who pouts whenever Nanami manages to steal your attention with something sciency and nerdy (something entirely up your alley) whenever you come over on weeknights. 

“That’s so neat, Nanami,” you smile, hearts practically in your eyes as you listen to him talk about his latest research. “Maybe I can stop by the lab and check it out sometime.”

Possessive!Gojo who doesn’t miss the way Nanami’s ears turn a shade of red from your praise—color high in his cheeks—how he gives a sheepish smile whenever you talk to him.

“Toru,” you say, finally bringing your soft, pretty gaze on him again. “Are you even studying?”

Yeah, he is, but something else entirely, he thinks as he watches how your shorts hug your ass while you walk around the house’s common room—and he’s not the only one staring.

Possessive!Gojo who slaps your thigh, making you jolt in his lap. "Did I tell you to stop, huh, baby?"

You shake your head, biting your lip and avoiding the pair of eyes watching both of you (intently) from across the room—especially you—a quiet observer as you slowly sink onto your boyfriend’s cock while Nanami thrusts his own into his fist. 

"Ah, fuck—b-but–"

Your words break off into a choked moan when Gojo thrusts his hips up underneath you, pressed as deep inside as he can get, and when he looks down, he swears he can see the imprint of himself pressing against your stomach. 

"Tell me what I said,” he says through gritted teeth as he starts bouncing you, the couch continuing its steady squeaking under your knees.

Possessive!Gojo who can tell that it's hard for you to concentrate with the way his cock moves inside you, and you’re unable to answer with anything other than babbling nonsense. He decides to take mercy on you and stops to grind you in his lap instead.

He kisses your cheek, your neck, anywhere he can get his mouth on. "I said, don't stop until you cum, and you’re going to let Nanami see how fucking pretty you look when you do."

The next sound out of your mouth is a squeal when he holds your inner thighs to keep you open as he thrusts up into you again and again—letting Nanami see what can never be his.

“That’s it, baby,” he growls. “So good for me. Go on, show him how my good girl takes cock.”

Possessive!Gojo who locks eyes with Nanami just as he’s about to cum, burying his groans of pleasure into your neck as white-hot sparks shudder up his spine and heat pools in his gut.

Mine, he tries to say, but Gojo thinks his frat brother gets it when Gojo’s the one cumming inside you and Nanami’s spilling all over his fist.

Masterlist

#gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo smut #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru smut #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk smut #nanami x reader #nanami x you #nanami smut #.things i write #sorry if you're seeing this again #i had to repost #anime smut #jjk drabbles #jjk fic