#even I think im a nut

[the-holy-ghosted]

congrats 2 henry peglar for being the only bitch confirmed as to be Fucking That Old Man

#the heron giveth #the terror #alright here come the funny tags #bridglar #briglar #people spell it both ways i think. ill do both hujst to be safe #henry peglar #john bridgens #uh um um. uh #peglar x bridgens #THIS FEELS WEIRD. TO TYPE #bridgens x peglar #alright im done good GRIEF #this isnt even that extreme compared to the shit people are putting on ao3 about these two. god. #anyways hi ive watched this show maybe 7 or 8 times? only just recently have i gotten hooked on them #the scripts make me go nuts too. ''they were lovers in their pasts'' shut the fuck up dont say that to me ill start crying #this is the most risque thing i have ever posted on here #getting out of the fandom game for a while rewired my brain i have to get weird again. and boy do they make me feel weird ! #i have a number of terror mutuals who r gonna go nuts over this. fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me style #this looks blurry posting it hopefully tumblr doesnt crunch the shit out of the quality anyways im done typing goodbye

[ganondoodle]

it might seem like im just a totk hater, and to be fair, i AM, but its not bc i think its bad in every way- if it was all bad, ok, then its all bad and we can forget it happened and can all accept that-

but totk specifically hit the jackpot of -things that frustrate me so much i cannot let go and need to talk about it-

its part of my current hyperfixation (or whatever is the right word), botw is one of my all time favorite games, and that one had so many mysteries i was DEEPLY invested in, its got great music and some absolutely fanatstic moments, some ideas are great to fine, but it doesnt make sense, i hate time travel like little else in games, it constantly contradicts itself, the franchise, even its previous game its supposed to be a sequel to, i felt like i was made fun of by the game itself, for caring so much about what they had set up or done in botw, the moment i saw what they did to the shrine of life i felt so devasted i could hear people pointing and laughing at me for having cared about it, the writing treating me like i am so brainless i cannot connect dot one and two when there are only two dots in front of me labeld 1 and 2 that it then tells me to connect directly, to my face, multiple times, before showing me how to draw a line, its full, so SO FULL of missed opportunities, its got choices in there that are just nothing but frustrating bc there were a hundred other ones, i can see what you could do wit hthe basic ideas, theres people that worship it to a point you cant say anything even mildly critical, even about objectively bad things (there is no excuse for that godawful arrow menu) bc they will jump at you like a rabid animal-

i could go on but you get the point, never in my life has anything hit me like that

#ganondoodles talks #like the closest i can think of is back when i was into transformers #the prime series was one of my first extreme obsessions but i think in season two it just went to shit #in every direction i hated basically #and it drove me nuts #but even then i could say ok its stupid now and stopped watching and caring #but totk isnt like that #its literally like a jackpot #but also dont think i am literally losing my mind bc im not that far gone ok #its just so so DAMN FRUSTRATING #to see what could have been #to see it be literally given to them freely #and them slapping it away and take soemthing out of a trashcan instead #and bc its a big game of big company i cant do anything about it

[july-19th-club]

house md wildest show on earth. a main character outright assassinates a known dictator, a moment that would be the very beginning or the mid-series crisis in any other show - an act which creates a power vacuum in a foreign nation already filled with child soldiers and genocide, and it's literally only brought up again throughout the season because that guy's wife divorces him over it. and occasionally to explore his relationship with who he is as a person and a catholic after having deliberately taken a life for what he calculates as the greater good, but mostly it's about his divorce

#i no longer think wilson is the most divorced guy ever #sure he's been divorced more TIMES than chase #but the things he's been divorced OVER are way more normal #it is so nuts like . chase. bobbie. rob. bobert. what happened next. in the country i mean #like the president is dead. does his regime crack down extra hard on the ethnic cleansing? #does the power vacuum give the opposition a chance to step in? #how much of what the president said about the people he's wiping out having been in a similar dictatorship in the past is true? #does the nation descend into civil war? is the president's death the excuse the us or england or whoever is waiting for to step in #and assume ad hoc governance thus destabilizing the region even more? #all because one guy in one hospital decided the math was in favor of his killing a guy if that guy was going to order more killings? #absolutely NEVER explored. yeah do no harm and the morals we share with our partners are important #but christ alive. the aftermath of the assassination could be a whole show in and of itself and im pretty sure it just never comes up #house is a show #house md #q

[ljsarts]

"My dearest friend in the world has shed a tear over you and I will not leave without satisfaction."

(Aka I am still a wreck over the Rue-Wuvvy dynamic and tragedy of sorts from episode 2-3)

((Edit: Alt text added to the image + now available as a print: here))

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #acofaf #acofafspoilers #wuvvy #acofaf wuvvy #delloso de la rue #acofof rue #this took ages even if its a bit rough around he edges please appreciate it jsut a lil #sorry #also these two dynamic drives me nuts #im a hob rue shipper but i want wuvvy to be happy #sorry for fogetting to add the alt text yall! i posted this i think at 2am but thats no excuse

[codacheetah]

I've drawn Loop Goop before but not my actual capital h Headcanons so. Here's how Loop bleeds in my mind

#codacheetah #my art #isat #in stars and time #isat loop #cw blood #cw injury #warning for ig more explicitly gory thinking in the rest of the tags ---> #i just think it's inchresting to think about.... does loop even have organs? #im on team 'miscellaneous goop and flesh in the vague shape of a body system. like if u stuck ur hand in their star and pushed through #(which is something you could totally do. with some resistance) #you could feel around up in there and there'd be noticable masses but none of them would be fully developed as organs. like theyd be kinda #liquefied and only loosely connected to each other. #loop doesn't actually NEED to sleep or breathe and they can't eat but they are capable of circulating air around in there and theyll go nut #like mentally if they dont sleep. but if pressed they dont actually have any inescapable bodily needs. #even in terms of injury they'd be kinda hard to kill since none of their 'organs' actually do anything. it'd just be a game of waiting for #them to either empty out or go catatonic from pain #um. anyways. sorry to keep afflicting you with random injuries for the sake of experimentation loop

[so-very-small]

the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!

the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*

the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*

the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#g/t #giant tiny #teeth tw #slight body horror tw #i feel like that warrants a tag #anyways I MIGHT HAVE TO GET DENTURES. FUCKIN WHAT #IM TWENTY FIVE #tbh i knew i needed them. but still. got that news today. fuckin nuts #anyways. sorry to ramble abt my irl life. but if i told any of my irl friends i was getting dentures id be roasted #not in a mean way. but there was a denture related incident at the place we all worked years ago. and they would be making parallels so fast #plus i think itll be fun to tell no one and then yank em out at a party as a surprise #can u even yank dentures. idk. ill find out tho! #again sorry for rambling i just love to ramble actually #(also absolutely no shame against ppl w dentures! teeth r incredibly important to self esteem tbh and dentures r a wonderful aid to have) #(like man im gonna smile so much after. chew w both sides of my mouth) #GO BRUSH UR TEETH BTW

[femmesandhoney]

some of yall come into radical feminist spaces where many are just rad-aligned or feminists in general and then weirdly assume every woman you speak to must all subscribe to every radical ideology ever made just because they agree with radical feminism as if people on radblr aren't all at various stages of agreement and disagreement with radical feminism and label themselves many things besides radfem. if you come for women on here for not being "radical" enough for you despite knowing this i think you're just looking to stir up problems for no reason tbh

#like im not like a marxist feminist #if you wanna talk to them go talk to them lmao!! i agree w a lot of their takes #but i do not base my worldviews nor my feminist views around capitalism or anything similar #idk why some of yall think believing in one radical ideology means you automatically 100% believe in all the others you could possibly list #very odd every woman on here has various beliefs and opinions on radical feminism and not all the woman are even full radfems #approaching them with such hostility that they're not fulfilling your ideas of what radical means is so odd bc of that #like not all radfems will agree with other radical ideologies fully either but then getting mad when rad aligned people don't is #kinda nuts to think about like you're literally talking to a mixed group here...

[redheadedfailgirl]

I just had a riveting discussion with a self proclaimed anarcho-capitalist at work, whose opinions included:

Tipping is bad because 'contracts with your employer are voluntary and they can leave if they're not paid enough.' He will still tip if he thinks his wife is watching

If you're stuck inside a torture chamber with an apple you can bite every ten seconds that sends you to paradise for a year, it is illogical to bite the apple and humanity is broken for thinking so

The ending to the good place was bad because the characters weren't being logical and there was so much shit you can do with the afterlife.

The marxist labor theory of value 'isn't true' because paintings have arbitrary value

Heidegger was an idiot

Kant was an idiot

Nietzche was an idiot

He is an anarcho-capitalist

If I don't have 100% certainty for something than I can't truly say that I know something is true, and isn't it illogical that people do that?

I have to see this man every Monday from now until I quit. We work one on one.

#he was also horrified that i give credit to phenomenology despite not seeming to know what that is? #and now that i think about his stupid thing with the car i could just as easily use the sun as an example #and that would be even dumber #my god this man is a fool #and every single thing he said he followed up with 'and i know thats an unpopular opinion' like wtf you weird little edgelord #go read jordan peterson and leave me alone #he ended the conversation with 'i guess i didnt change your opinion' despite me not sharing any coherent opinions whatsoever #mans is getting off on 'rational debate' and im laughing in his face when he tells me 'marx's labor theory of value isnt true' #marx #heidegger #neitzche #anarcho-capitalist #communism #anarchism #capitalism #kant #the good place #thought experiments #i guess #phenomenology #simulation theory #maybe? #tipping #ethics #my fat tranny nuts

[theloveinc]

"how fucked up is your life that you need to hand out cookies just to get an ounce of praise" bakugo + "i don't know not like you give me any tho" reader .... they are fucking .......

#bakugo #*puts my finger in your face* listen. #LISTEN. #im thinking slight enemies to lovers but it's not even like. enemies. youre just kinda vaguely aware of each other and possibly??? #sleeping together... and you have issues and he has issues #yours being.. lmao typical.. but like. essentially working hard for no one and it's fucked up that class 1a / reg heroes get everything #and bakugos are.... hmmm idk. #really the idea is just you challenge bakugo to give u praise in bed and everything changes LOL #SOMETHING HAPPENS #ok gonna go back to trying to nut this shit is exhausting #maybe i think abt this in the shower and reblob #shii posts #gen

[acearchivist359]

if my math is correct there is gonna be a two week overlap where both the pjo tv show and the magnus protocol are coming out . and i apologize in advance to anyone who interacts with me in that two week period while i violently flip flop back and forth between those two obsessions because oh my god i am going to be insufferable

#im not even really that sorry though #i’m so excited #i’m just gonna die i think #like one or the other is bad enough but both at the same time ?? #i’m gonna go insane #im gonna drive my boyfriend nuts oh my god #i’m gonna be absolutely insufferable #percy jackson #pjo tv show #the magnus protocol #tmagp

[longelk]

i think kaycee would kinda believe in aliens/cryptids/the paranormal she wouldnt be a total nut about it or perhaps even admit it to most people out of embarrassment but i feel like its a fitting assumption especially after seeing the cursed disk (+maybe another reason she's predisposed to enjoy leshy's theming the most with his cryptids)

#however (im going to talk about the TMA au now tune out if you dont care) i think she Would be more fanatical about it in a tma sense #cause i Think of her becoming hunt-aligned by having an encounter with a hunt creature (wolfman?) when she was younger #then she gets crazy trying to figure out wtf that was for the rest of her life #trying to learn about the specific creature she saw leads her down the rabbit hole of believing Everything #its how she eventually bonds with leshy since he's a hunt-aligned monster/cryptid nut too! and they descend further into insanity together😄 #she is ab-so-fucking-lutely stupid enough to throw her old life away and travel with a 6'10" sketchy old russian man #who probably didnt even get to canada legally. to go find the mothman #i know its trevor and julia 2.0 but have you considered i love trevor and julia.

[luhman16]

We're costco dads, of course we have our romantic date at the costco

#luh's drawings #art #drawing #rain world #rain world downpour #rain world rivulet #rain world spearmaster #rw dad au #im gonna be using that tag for better organization of my dad au stuff from now on #also i cant remember the ship name for them will look it up some other time im eepy rn #i thinm riv would go badonkers for costco it would become their whole personality just going to costco #in my dad au i think riv is dating spear and spear is also dating gourmand so like a triangle without the hypotenuse #riv seeing a pack of 560 individually wrapped almonds thats 5 cents less than buying them normally at the grocery store: OMG I HAVE TO BUY #spears just tags along and doesnt really understand why riv wants so many almonds even though they're allergic to nuts #riv has the like premium membership card idk what its called #every birthday gift they receive is just a costco gift card and they always get excited for it #rain world fishstick #rw fishstick #ok i found it uwu

[creaturefeaster]

assuming host ages aren't secretly around it already (unlikely), how old do you think the mimes would be if they were living? ignoring that they're all like the same age. like, personally, i can't see foxglove being older than 20 and so on so forth

Host ages are generally not related to their social maturity, yes. And social maturity is what I'll be basing these ages on-- as in, based on the way they tend to act in the midst of conversation-- or perhaps a little more like how aged the living tend to perceive them. Some mimes are a little harder to pin to an age than others.

Assuming the typical human age range:

Uppsulka: 43~

Foxglove: 22~27

Caela: 18~22

Maggie: 16~20

Rede: 20~30

Twiddle: 35~45

Chickenstab: 18~25

Holly: 25~

Jarna: 36~

TyV: 50~55

Ching: 19~24

Calamea: 28~32

El Ganso: 22~26

Atrox: 25~35

Weepy: 20~

-☆-

Gotta reiterate, these are not ages I've based them around. Purely based on a locally perceived maturity level. Don't take this as gospel.

#additionally for the b-listers #oxy: 25~ #hamburger: 24~ #vindemia: 30~ #n&o: 20~ #brambleramble #a lot of mimes have sort of matured as ive grown. i mean. obviously. #but like if you asked me when i was 13 if a human uppsulka would be in her 40s id be like #are you out of your mind thats ancient. #god the mimes have changed so much from their original iterations though for real...... #how far you all have come 🥺 💖......... #but yeah anyway like i said it's kind of circumstantial how their maturity can even be perceived #so to disagree with these perceptions is to be expected honestly. like im in my 20s ofc im gonna see a lot of these ageless beings as 20+ #they're whatever ages you think they are. go nuts.

[princekirijo]

Finally graduated haha let's go 🥹

#im scheduling this when the ceremony is over just cause #but yeah um wow. can't believe it actually #desperately trying not to cry while typing this haha thing hasn't even started #but i think this is the first time in a while i genuinely feel proud of myself. like fuck me i did it #4 years was a wild ride but here i am!! and yeah im scared about the future but rn im just here with my paper #i also realized that yeah ive been on Tumblr as long as ive been in uni #which is crazy can't believe ive been on here for 4 years (roughly) #but for all the shit that i dislike about this site and as much as it drives me nuts #i do wanna say ive met some wonderful people on here! ive made some friends 🥹 #and yeah i haven't kept up with all of them something im so so guilty about #but i wouldn't be where i am without this blog like unironically #so yeah thank you gay people in my phone you've helped me a lot. more than i care to admit #hope y'all have a great day <33 #thanks for reading my sappy ass tags on Tumblr 😅

[scootarooni]

watched some of the scuffed world tour

aMSa number 1 !!!!!!!! ☝️#️1️🥚👑❗(also an axe pikachu!)

#ssb #melee #super smash bros #super smash bros melee #yoshi #pikachu #pokemon #fun fact: this is the second piece of axe fanart ive drawn lol #the first was from a summit a few years ago...im sure i still have the art around here somewhere... #uh but yeah another fun fact! i used to be into competitive smash...mainly melee and ultimate #i competed and TOed ultimate but now i cant even watch it ;;; leaves a very sour taste in my mouth ;;; #but i still like melee! dont watch it as much as i used to but im always cheering on axe and amsa! #im kinda going nuts at amsa's rampage ngl...hes on fire! #rip to yoshi haters but im built different #anywho! as much as i love melee dont expect much ssb related art! not that i think ppl will expect it but yah dont ask for it lol

[strawberrycircuits]

do you ever think about how even though chell is the only living being in aperature, the robotic facility is somehow more alive than her. all chell has done is the rigorous testing originally designed by the scientists for robots they deemed unfeeling and unthinking, but now that they are gone we can see turrets that were built for destruction composing beautiful symphonies based on a love they were never thought to originally have, p-body and atlas have moments of interaction that show how much they can care about each other in their limited capacity for communication, and even glados slowly comes around on caring about chell. free from those who would do them harm, aperture has outgrown its original limitations and become something greater than it was ever designed to be

I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME ARE YOU KIDDING ME. the idea of chell as a contrast to apertures humanity is SO INTERESTING TO ME because the facility is just positively teeming with life and humanity-- glados and wheatley joke, they have emotions like relief and happiness, anger, jealousy, insecurity-- they lash out when angry and cower and beg for mercy when terrified and, when really and truly confronted with what theyve done, they feel remorse. the turrets beg for their lives and forgive and the personality cores display charisma and arrogance and enthusiasm and for the 400 billionth time everything SINGS to you and chell exemplifies little to none of that. when shes hurt or terrified or remorseful she doesnt show it, she just trucks right on because she has a single goal in mind and by god is she going to execute it. and the idea of the human character being the cold, calculating, goal oriented one who doesnt show fear doesnt show remorse while all the robots are the ones loving and losing and realizing their own personhood makes me so jdflsjksjdfgdfgdkjfgksjdfioesruto435609568039485234i3t][er[;]23[4p][234;r23[4]5p45;6][7456. like. while the facility forces the devices to grow beyond their capabilities and intended functions it forces chell to grow beyond her humanity into this fearless, tenacious specimen that knows what it wants and isnt going to let mortality stop her. i think im goign to throw up

#aperture outgrowing its limitations also makes me nuts because those limitations are very much still there #glados has full control over the facility and yet has to answer to it when it claims shes too corrupted to continue functioning #wheatley is in constant fear of repercussion when theres no one around anymore to even doll out those consequences #personality cores long for things that their structure will never allow them to accomplish (aside from. space core i guess. lmao) #(ALTHOUGH SPACE CORE HAS A LOT OF LINES WHERE HE SUGGESTS HES GETTING BORED OF WHAT HE WAS MADE #TO DO. WHICH WAS ENJOY SPACE. SO ONCE AGAIN THERES ANOTHER INSTANCE OF APERTURE DEVICES #GROWING BEYOND THEIR INTENDED CAPABILITIES) #like! they are the facility and yet they are still trapped by it nonetheless. the scientists might be dead but theyre still #a looming presense because they were always supposed to be a looming presense in the minds of the machines they created. fuck. #also i dont think chell is literally inemotional i think shes actually a strangely forgiving person considering. everything #otherwise why save glados from the bird why reach out for wheatley in the end. yk #im normal. about this 16 year old game series.