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noctualagenaria · 3 months

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the character everyone gets wrong

-diluc

a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

-[redacted] cant top bc 1) he doesnt have the self confidence for such and 2) He Is Not Straight in anyway shape or form so even if he is with a woman That Woman is Topping Him.

screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

-it wasnt on tumblr but i saw this zhongchi take where it was a mini comic of them, on a bench, childe doing the adhd leg bounce as one does and the second panel was zhongli forcibly stopping childe's leg from bouncing (one zhonglis the lord of geo so even if childe wanted or NEEDED to keep his leg bouncing itd be near impossible that cannot be a fun sensation and two Literally dont do that. Dont do that.) the third panel was childe looking at zhongli with hearts surrounding and all the comments were like "me and who 🥺" and good GOD. PEOPLE.....

what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

actually they blocked me first bc i commented smth along the lines of 'stop worshipping mental illness....' ive yet to block myself on tumblr at least

worst discord server and why

[answer is found in another ask]

which ship fans are the most annoying?

.. short answer: all the Popular ones

long answer: zhongchi, kavetham, neuvithesley, kaeluc, thomato, chiluc and chaeya are also up there goddamn,,, andddddd most lumi ships too tbh,,

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

-i actually dunno, kujou sara maybe??? shrug, all the characters i hate are bc of my personal takes of canon

common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

-diluc, thats it.

worst part of canon

-end user license agreement

worst part of fanon

-almost everything i hate it here

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

-at least ten but most likely more

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

-baizhu. WHY DID KAVEH THE FOUR STAR ON HIS RELEASE GET MOREEEEEEEEEE ATTENTION AND LOVE THEN THE GUY WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE FUCKING LAUNCH I AM SALTY.

worst blorboficiation

-,,diluc

that one thing you see in fics all the time

-baizhu being there in the Having a Baby fics

that one thing you see in fanart all the time

-cishet takes on baizhu + diluc im sick of them

you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

-neuvithesley bc ... they have No romantic chemistry at ALL worse than zhongchi and also neuvi is. like so much older than him and yall treat this like you would as if they were the same age and like i get the appeal for ships like that dont get me wrong i liked venkae for a time being BUT treating it the same as if they are both human and both mortals where as one is not is just Wrong. also neuvi sent wrio to prison! neuvi has personally Known Wrio since he was a kid and neuvis always been and always will be This "Age" (in a physical sense) ALSO SIGEWINNE ISNT. THIER DAUGHTER....

there should be more of this type of fic/art

more baizhluc pls... im starving

it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

baizhu,,,,, and his shippability with literally anyone who isnt zhongli,,,

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

wrioney sdjhgsd i guess

part of canon you found tedious or boring

most of the quests

part of canon you think is overhyped

abyss its too focused on and sure i get focused on it too but like,, theres more to the game,,, care more about hte story and characters orz

your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

the way he says these specific lines

diluc is a smug ass sly ass motherfucker

ship you've unwillingly come around to

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno

topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

kaeluc! :3 <- guy who believes the two of them are exes. you can imagine how that goes for me

common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

"The rewards are too little" bitch stfu we arent here to get spoiled and you know that

#asks #thank you tumblr user catboyfurina #gi.txt

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worstloki · 3 years

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Loki: I can’t believe we’re stuck in handcuffs together

Sigyn, throwing the key out the window: Yes, it is truly unfortunate.

Loki: This is, what, the fourth time this week?

Sigyn: the fifth :)

Loki: I don't understand how this keeps happening

Sigyn: An unpredictable turn of events

#''not when it's so often recurring'' ''i guess i'll find some other excuse next time'' ''hey i didn't say you had to stop''#anyways AU where Sigyn and Loki are friends and they fool everyone into thinking there's a curse keeping them stuck handcuffed together #because they just wanna spend time with each other ya know but people are so judgy #'no loki you cant have a girl in your room' 'no sigyn you cant hang out with a boy' 'i dont care if you've got a project do it at school'#so anyway #they get some magic cuffs and slap them onto their wrists #they've got a good 5m or so of chain to play with so they dont need to accompany each other to the bathroom #the chain shrinks down the closer they get #so uhhhhhh sigyn/loki handcuff AU but like they have the keys and there's no other way to get the magic cuffs off #and now the two HAVE to spend time with each other and everyone else is p*ssed because how yell at loki now #lets throw sigyn into being one of frigga's ladies in waiting or whatever #so they're friends but literally no one approves of their friendship #thor is okay withit #thinks its a bit suspicious that loki doesn't mind sharing room space with a girl but shrugs it off #uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh also frigga doesn't approve of sigyn as a student and with loki there she cant yell at her either #neither will defend themselves but they will go feral if you insult the other #beware #both of them bite #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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bobthedragon · 5 years

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just gonna shamelessly toss this up here because I like the picture even though I blatantly made a self indulgent furry AU for my OC’s ???

#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #uhh #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #I might drop more pics from this AU when I finish designing everyone else #also this is...... furryAU!prisonAU!egg #he's a wolf+crocodile #he stole those flowers from his soon-to-be-boyfriend so he can give them to him #that's how flirting works!!!!!!!!!!#oc: egg

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cat-soap-opera · 2 years

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Hi, as someone who hasn't seen the tawnypaw map can I please get some insight into why everyone hates it? I don't rly like her as a chara which is why I haven't seen it, but this isnt the first time I've heard someone talking abt an atrocious tawnypaw map, so I'm curious as to what it's about

someone else can probably give a more in depth explanation, but in short there was a tawnypaw map where she just torments mostly disabled characters in thunderclan in ways relating to their disability (i think in one part she leaves brighthearts other eye in her nest?? or something like that). i think the point was her pranking thunderclan cats bc uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

also the creator seems like an all around unpleasant person, from what ive seen.

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sawtual · 3 years

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dc? :)

for u + anon!

1. The first character I first fell in love with

HARLEY Q___Q

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now

barbara gordon!!! oh my god i did NOT realize i was gona get so invested in her.. besides harley and ivy shes probably gotten the most of my attention in regards to world/character building

3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t

uh uh. joker lmfaooo. BUT everyone around me also hates him so ...

4. The character I love that everyone else hates

THESE ARE HARD BC.. I DONT RLY INTERACT WITH THE FANDOM... i dont think ppl hate ivy or harley per say but . ive seen shitty opinions about them and i will simply kill murder for them both

5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer

i do not think i have gotten to this character arc in my dc time yet! unless im a goof clown and am forgetting someone i now hate..........but im usually pretty consistent kdfjgdkf

6. The character I would totally smooch

dinah lance.......girlie needs a Kiss q_q

7. The character I’d want to be like

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe oracle babs......... or harley when shes into recovery? i think harley recovering is one of like.. the most healing things to think about so.. <3 yeah

8. The character I’d slap

oh we just watched the mad hatter episodes of btas last night so . mr jervis <3 die incel man

9. A pairing that I love

I MEAN.......WE ALL KNOW.......... har/ivy <3

10. A pairing that I despise

ok well obviously jar/ey but. the concept of ivy/joker is so specifically demented. that too

#asks #thanku!!!!#ladypoison

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vgckwb · 3 years

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ML: Isolation Chapter 20: Real Emotions

Adrien spent the next three days splitting time between his friends, his extracurriculars, and taking on a few more Noir Notes requests. While a lot of them were simple and easy to just talk through, some of them were challenging. However, they weren’t so challenging for Adrien who was pretty physically adept to handle some strenuous activity.

However, on Wednesday after fencing, Adrien took a look and saw a rather odd request on Noir Notes. “What’s this?”

“Hi there, Mr. Cat Noir. Before you read this message, I must assure you that I am perfectly safe. Now, I would like your assistance. You see, my friend is preventing me from seeing his other friends again, or even from leaving the house. I miss his friends. He says I can’t visit them anymore because ‘they aren’t ready’, but I have evidence that suggests otherwise. Please come to the following latitude and longitude to help: …”

Adrin looked this over. No matter how many times he read it, he was still confused. So he figured the easiest way to solve this would be by doing as the message said. He changed into his disguise and went off, using his phone to get the precise coordinates.

Adrien looked around once he got there, but nothing stood out to him. On a whim, he checked Noir Notes again. He saw a new message. “Ah, you’re here. Perfect. Now, from where you are currently, turn to your left.” Adrien did and continued reading. “Look in the windows. When you see a claw waving at you, go to that house.” Adrin looked. He found the aforementioned claw and headed over.

Adrien knocked on the door. He was completely flabbergasted to see his new friend and classmate Max answer the door. Max was equally surprised. “Cat Noir? What are you doing here?”

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Adrien said. Again, he felt like the best course of action was to be direct. “I got this odd message on Noir Notes.” He presented it to Max. “I just wanted to follow up on it, due to the confusing nature.”

Max looked at the message. “Oh, son of a bitch” he said. He sighed. “Fine. Come in, I guess.” He handed the phone back to Adrien, who was still thoroughly confused. They walked to Max’s room. “Markov! Why did you post something to Noir Notes? Now Cat Noir is here.”

Markov, a floating robotic orb, popped out from the woodwork. “Because I WANTED him to show up. I asked him for help, and he’s here!”

“Are you that starved for attention?” Max asked.

“Max, don’t get me wrong, you’re amazing, but…” Markov began.

Max sighed. “I’m sorry.” He said down.

“Uh, so…” Adrien said, interrupting. “You posted on Noir Notes?”

Markov turned to him. “Why yes. I am Markov” he said, waving the claw Adrien saw beforehand. “And this right here is my best friend, Max.” Max waved half-heartedly.

“Well, I guess that explains a few things,” Adrien said. He pulled up a chair and sat backwards in it.

“I just… I kind of wish you would have told me beforehand” Max said, rubbing his head.

“Why?” Markov asked. “You would have said ‘no’. Besides, I made my own account, and hid any trace of you.”

��Except that I live near the coordinates you posted.”

Markov processed a little bit. “Deleted.”

Max grinned but was still a bit upset. “Well, I guess that’s fine.”

“So, let’s just get everything on the table,” Adrien said. “Markov, you are a robot created by Max?”

“Well, technically, I’m an A.I.” Markov said. “I can inhabit any robotic form, so long as my chip is there.”

“I see,” Adrien said. “And you want to meet with Max’s friends again.”

“Correct!” Markov answered.

Adrien pondered for a second. “What happened the first time you met them?”

“Ah, how astute,” Markov said.

“Not really,” Max said. “You did say ‘again’.”

“Well, what had happened was,” Markov began to explain, ignoring Max, “one day there was a virus overtaking the school’s computers. Max offered to help, and I helped Max. With our combined efforts, we put an end to that pesky virus.”

“Wow,” Cat Noir said.

Markov turned grim. “Afterwards, Max introduced me to everyone. It was a nice little celebration. However, Ms. Mandeleiev thought of me as nothing but a toy, and said I needed to be put away.”

That tracks Adrien thought to himself.

“However, someone tried to argue that I wasn’t just a toy,” Markov continued. “They went to the principal’s office, where I was taken, and told the principal that I belonged. However, the principal wouldn’t listen.”

“Why not?” Adrien asked.

“Because” Max explained, exacerbated, “that person was only interested in making fun of me…”

Adrien was concerned. “Allow me to elaborate,” Markov said. “The person who wished to see me come back to class was a girl named Marinette.” Adrien was shocked, but not surprised. “Max tells me that she is a bully. Or at least became one after she grew jealous of another girl named Lila. Because she was the one who wanted to rescue me, Max is now more ashamed of me than ever,”

“I’m not… ashamed…” Max tried to protest.

“Hmmmm” Adrien said, thinking. “I think I have a solution.”

“You do?” Max and Markov said at the same time.

Adrien nodded. “Believe it or not, this is not the first time I’ve heard about this Marinette person. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but she no longer goes to school with you, correct?”

“Correct…” Max said, disheartened.

“Well then there should be no problem, right?” Adrien concluded. Max and Markov were confused. “If you were worried that Marinette would bully you, she's not there anymore. She can’t bully where she isn’t.”

“He does make an excellent point,” Markov pointed out.

Max continued to hold firm. He then let out a sigh of desperation. “Can I be honest?”

“I’d prefer it that way,” Adrien retorted.

Max rolled his eyes. He got serious once more. “...As much as Marinette bullied Lila, I don’t think she actually stole Lila’s necklace.”

“Huh” Adrien replied.

“And I think it’s only a matter of time before the school figures it out and reinstates her as a class member” Max said.

“I will say, I disagree with Max’s assessment a little bit,” Markov said. “I think it seems odd that the person who would so valiantly try to save me would also have such a notorious mean-streak” Markov pondered.

“It’s just…” Max began. “I’m not sure what will happen if and when Marinette comes back and I have Markov. I don’t want her to pick up where she left off.”

“If she was leaving off there to begin with” Markov corrected.

Adrien had to think. He knew Marinette wouldn’t do such a thing, but he could also understand Max’s point of view. Max was unsure after failure last time. However, being unsure was a place Adrien was familiar with.

Adrien smiled. “I’m going to let you in on a secret,” Adrien said. “As Cat Noir, I have access to all kinds of information. That information led me to a possible lead on a missing item. On Friday, I’m going to pull out all the stops to find it. The thing is, I’m unsure if this plan will work, or even if I’ll find it.”

Max was curious. “Huh? But how can you go through with it?”

“Faith,” Adrien said. “I believe in my plan, and that I’ll find it. Come what may, you have to be bold enough to try. Otherwise you’ll end up going nowhere.”

Max had to let that sink in for a bit. Markov was puzzled. “So, what does that mean?”

“It means he wants me to bring you in regardless of Marinette,” Max said. He sighed.

“Do you not want to otherwise?” Adrien asked.

“Of course I want to!” Max yelled. “It’s just… Last time was a mess. I don’t know what will happen and I don’t like that.”

“Max…” Markov said.

Adrien tilted his head slightly. “Did you know what Markov was going to be like when you created him?”

Max looked at him. “Well, no…”

“And do you think that turned out alright?” Adrien continued.

Markov looked at Max, awaiting his response. Max smiled. “Well, in all honesty, he’s better than I could have imagined.” Markov lit up. “I have no regrets in his creation, or his continuing friendship.”

“Max!” Markov squeed.

“I think that’s your answer” Adrien said

Max smiled. “Thanks Cat Noir. I guess my head was clouded by everything else going on. Because of this talk, I remembered working away on Markov; Always worried about what was going to happen, but always saying to myself this is something I need to do.” Max turned to Markov. “Thank you too Markov.”

“Me?” Markov said, surprised.

Max nodded. “If you hadn’t contacted Cat Noir, I would probably still be in my own head about this. You saw that something was bothering me, and did what you could to help.” Max reached out his hand. “That’s what a true friend does.”

Markov was still confused, though shook his hand. “Well, truthfully, I just did it for my own reasons. I don’t think I should get credit here.”

“Well, I guess that’s part of what makes you human,” Adrien said. “While it’s true that acting in one’s own self-interest all the time is cause for concern, people indulge themselves all the time. So long as it doesn’t hurt anyone, it’s fine. And sometimes it could be helpful.”

Markov looked at him. “You sound like you’re speaking from experience.”

“What can I say? I’m only human” Adrien responded. I mean, I did don this getup as a way to start a conversation with my fashion idol, and now it’s turned into me helping people.

Max thought about something. “Maybe I can negotiate with the school about bringing you in.”

Markov looked at him. “And what will you do if the school says no?”

Max smiled. “Well, we can always meet outside of school.”

“Max,” Markov said.

“Well, it sounds like my work here is done” Adrien said.

Max nodded. “Thank you Cat Noir.” Adrien began to leave, but was caught slightly off-guard by what Max told Markov next. “Oh right. There’s a new student in my class. I’d love for you to meet him.”

“What’s his name?” Markov asked.

“Adrien. Adrien Agreste” Max answered.

“The fashion model?” Markov responded.

“The same,” Max confirmed.

“Wow” Markov awed.

Max continued. “And he’s actually a really cool guy. I know you’ll love him because everyone loves him.” Adrien blushed and quickly left before he could overhear more of that conversation.

Once he got home, he went to his computer and messaged Marinette. “So, apparently you have another admirer out there.”

“Well of course. A lot of people admire Ladybug.”

“I mean someone admires you as Marinette.”

“Really?” Marinette asked. “What kind of person would admire me at this point?”

“They aren’t a person, but they will tell you they aren’t a toy.”

“...Wait, Markov? Max’s little robot buddy? You met with him?”

“Yup. The little guy posted on Noir Notes, and he, Max, and I had a bit of a heart-to-heart.”

“What happened?”

“Well, Markov wanted to meet with Max’s friends again, but Max was hesitant. He was nervous people would make fun of him.”

“What made him think that?”

“...Well, it’s kind of a mixed bag. See, while Markov thinks of you as valiant for trying to save him from Principal Damocles, Max is worried that you only did that to make fun of him.”

“But I’m not there anymore. Why would that worry him?”

“See, there’s the silver lining. Max believes that you didn’t take Lila’s necklace. His concern comes from the idea that the school will learn that truth and reinstate you.”

“Huh… That is something I guess…”

“Yeah…”

“...”

“Hey, it's OK. We’re going to get through this.”

“...Yeah. You know, it’s crazy. I never used to believe that. I used to believe my place was in the shadows. But you showing up out of nowhere, and doing all this, and telling me things will be alright… It kind of brought back my faith in that…”

“That’s all I could ask for.” Adrien saw another message pop up. “Uh, I’m getting another message. You wanna hang on for a bit?”

“It’s fine. I have a message as well.”

“Great. Thank you.” Adrien switched over to the other message.

It was from Chloe. It was short, but very demanding. “Adrien. My house. After school. Tomorrow.”

“Huh” Adrien said to himself before responding “OK.”

Meanwhile, Marinette got a message from Kagami. “Hey, can I come over tomorrow and pick up my stuff? You do have it, right?”

Marinette giggled to herself. “Of course I have it. Ladybug is a designer of her word. Stop on by tomorrow.”

“Thanks,” Kagami answered.

“No problem.” Marinette switched back to talking with Adrien. “That was Kagami. She wanted to come pick her stuff up tomorrow.”

Chloe messaged me. She wanted to meet with me tomorrow as well.”

“I see. Do you think she’s nervous about Friday?”

“Maybe. I know I am. I’m going to have to talk to Lila for a whole evening.”

Mariette chuckled to herself. “Be serious.”

“Yeah… It’s a lot. But I think we can pull it off.”

“...Me too. Good night Adrien.”

“Good night Marinette.”

They both logged off. Adrien laid down on his bed. He did wonder what Chloe wanted to discuss. However, those thoughts drifted away, as him laying down brought him to him and Marinette lying on the grass staring at the sky together. He went back to that every night going to be since then, and it helped him fall asleep.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug fanfic #adrien #markov #MAX #Marinette #Chloé #kagami #no kwami #NICE GABRIEL

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acanvasofabillionsuns · 4 years

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got a fascination (with you)

chapter 1! @heavenly-roman

Summary: Roman has a Plan™ (its effectiveness is,, debatable) Warnings: self-deprecation, maybe some secondhand embarrassment, threatened fratricide (roman doesn’t really mean it), all caps in a few spots Wordcount: 3181

Step 1 - call him pet names ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“What do you think, darling?” Roman turns to Janus for his opinion.

“Ihavetogo,” Janus says in a rush, before hurrying out of the room, face bright red.

Roman grins to glowself—he’s flustered! Glo has a chance!—and turns back to Remus.

“I guess he doesn’t want to share what he thinks.”

“…What was that.”

“What was what?”

“‘Darling?’ Since when do you call Janus ‘darling’?”

“That is step one of my master plan to woo Janus,” Roman informs him haughtily. “I was gauging his interest.”

“Or making him so uncomfortable he had to leave.”

“Wait, you think so?” Looking back with that perspective, that could definitely be the case. Oh no, what if glo’d ruined glows chance by calling Janus a pet name when he didn’t like people calling him those? What if Janus was so agitated by it he didn’t want to be friends anymore? “Shoot.”

Roman pulls out glows phone and opens glows messages with Janus. ‘dude i am so sorry, i didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable. i just’

Roman looks up at Remus. “Quick, what do I tell him I did it for?”

“I don’t know, why are you asking me? You said I’d be terrible at wooing!”

“Remus!”

“I don’t know! Say you do it with your friends sometimes? Or tell him the truth.”

“Friend thing!” Roman crows, typing ‘use pet names on my friends sometimes? but i won’t for you, sorry again’ and sending it. “Thanks, you’re a lifesaver.”

“I think the truth was the better option,” Remus tells him snobbily.

“Everyone’s a critic.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What was that? “Darling??” Since when is Janus Roman’s darling???

Janus buries his face in his hands, keeping enough visibility that he can actually see where he’s going. He makes his way to the nearest bathroom and plops to the floor. He’s too gay to worry about germs or whatever else because Roman just called him darling.

Did that mean glo likes him back? Maybe? But surely Roman knew what glo was saying when glo called him darling, and Janus doubts glo just calls crushes darling without confessing first. That sounds like it has the potential to be incredibly awkward. But maybe glo does?

Or maybe there’s some explanation Janus had just forgotten about? Or an obvious answer that he’s just completely missed?

Roman had said it so casually. “Darling.” Like it was normal. (One part of Janus’s brain whispers what if it was normal and Janus can feel the blood rushing to his face.)

Janus’s phone dings and he pulls it out, hoping he can distract himself from the massive gay crisis he is having. No such luck, unfortunately.

‘dude i am so sorry, i didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, i just use pet names on my friends sometimes? but i won’t for you, sorry again’

Oh. It was a friend thing. Roman didn’t mean anything by it.

Janus buries his face in his hands again, this time from embarrassment, and groans. Stupid, thinking Roman calling him darling meant anything. Although, who just calls their friends pet names randomly? That’s such a stupidly (endearingly) Roman thing to do.

Oh, he hasn’t answered Roman yet. He should do that.

Janus sits up and taps the screen so the little cursor and keyboard pop up. He thinks for a minute on how to spin his sudden departure as not very gay, then realizes Roman gave him an excuse. Wait, no, because then Roman’ll think he’s upset with glow or something because of it. Maybe he can pretend he had somewhere to be? Flimsy excuse, but he doesn’t want to leave Roman on read for longer to think of a better one and risk Roman thinking he’s mad at glow or something. The double “sorry” almost definitely means glo feels guilty for saying it.

‘it’s okay idm! I just remembered I had somewhere to be. sorry if I made you feel bad, you’re fine I promise ’

Janus rereads the message a few times, changing the exclamation point into a semicolon and rearranging the last bit so it reads ‘I promise you’re fine’ before sending it. There’s a pause of a few seconds where Janus stares at his screen, then a bouncing ellipsis appears for a moment before Roman replies ‘it’s okay!! gl with your thing!!’

Janus smiles at his screen, then puts a hand over his mouth to hide it. He’s so gone on Roman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 2 - see how he reacts to the idea of them dating ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Hey, Janus!” Roman calls, running up and skidding to a stop in front of him. “Hey.”

“Hi, Roman,” Janus says, smiling at glow, which glo takes as a good sign.

“I wanted to ask you something.”

“Okay?”

Shoot, Roman realizes, I am not going to be able to just ask how he’d feel about going on a date with me. What do I do now?

“Roman?” Janus does a little wave at glow. “You good?”

“Yeah!” Roman flashes him a grin.

“What’d you wanna ask me?” Janus prompts after another few moments of Roman frantically trying to make up an excuse.

“I, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” Screw it. “I wanted to ask if you’d want to hang out with me sometime?” Roman winces at how squeaky glows voice got by the end of it.

“I mean, sure? Why do you sound so nervous, though? We’ve done that plenty of times before.”

Roman’s shoulders climb up near glows ears. “No, I mean like? Hanging out? One on one?” There’s a pause where Janus opens his mouth to speak and Roman realizes that glo isn’t sure glo wants to know what he’s going to say, so glo rushes out, “Oh look at the time I’ve gotta go sorry bye see ya!” and sprints off.

Roman runs outside, to glows car, and slides into the driver’s seat, letting glows head thunk against the top of the steering wheel. That certainly could’ve gone better.

It’s only after Roman’s started driving home that glo realizes glo’s finished the first two steps, which means past-Roman was too optimistic about glo’s ideas-ability and current-Roman has no clue what glo’s going to do next.

“Besides wait to see if he unfriends me because of how weird I was acting, I guess,” glo mutters to glowself. Janus doesn’t seem like the type to do that, but if he pieces together that Roman likes him, gets uncomfortable, and decides to distance himself from Roman because of that? …That sounds like an unfortunately realistic scenario.

Roman sighs. There’s nothing to do now but wait and see how (or if) Janus reacts.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 3 - ??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Janus looks at the fake potted plant across the hall from where he’s standing.

“Did that seem really weird to you too or is it just me?” he asks it, in lieu of an actual human being anywhere nearby to ask.

The plant, predictably, doesn’t reply, and Janus sighs.

He considers messaging Roman to ask what all that was about, but judging from how dodgy glo was in person, Janus doesn’t think he’s going to get a better answer through text.

Was Roman asking you on a date? his traitorous brain asks, and Janus scrunches up his nose and tells it to stop seeing things that aren’t there. He’s not going to let himself assume and then make a fool of himself when he turns out to be wrong, weirding out Roman and potentially losing glow as a friend in the process.

Even if Roman’s anxiety levels did seem disproportionately high, glo’d only asked if they could hang out. They’d only hung out in groups before! They were still in the process of being comfortable around each other! Being nervous about hanging out with a friend you aren’t very close with yet is perfectly normal! If Janus’s brain could shut up about what if glo likes you back and it seemed kind of like glo might’ve been asking you on a date that would be great, thank you! He isn’t going to read too deeply into things and find some meaning that doesn’t actually exist, thank you very much!

…If this line of thought could stop sounding like he’s trying to convince himself of it, that would be great too, thanks.

Janus shakes his head to clear it and pulls out his phone, turning on some music to distract himself as he walks out to his car. He just needs to stop thinking about this for a bit, and then he can do something—ask Remus? Maybe? That sounds like a decent plan—about it later.

By the time Janus has driven home, the plan to ask Remus about it has solidified in his brain, so he goes inside and grabs an apple to snack on while he texts Remus.

‘hey’

‘Yooooooooo’ comes a few minutes later. Janus squints, counts the o’s, considers asking how Remus remembers the exact number of o’s he’s done each time so he can add one more every new conversation, then decides he doesn’t want to get into that.

‘has Roman been acting,, off? at all with you today?’

‘No why’

‘glo asked me if I wanted to hang out one on one then ran away before I could answer?? I was hoping you could tell me about that?’

‘SLDKJFSLDF glo DID??’

‘yes’

‘Omg this is too good,,,,, glo’s never living this down,,,,, tried to ask you out on a date and ran away before you could say yes KASNFKENFNSKFNE’

Wait.

Date? Roman had been trying to ask him out on a date??

Wait.

Before he could say yes???

‘remus wth’

‘I can’t,,,,,,,,, as soon as glo gets home i’m gonna look at glow and burst into laughter,,,,,,, this is amazing,,,,,,’

‘remus wdym “before i could say yes”?? who’s to say that i would’ve agreed to a date??’

‘Would u have?”

‘i mean, glo asked if we could hang out. not go on a date’

‘Okay but you totally would’ve said yes either way’

Janus doesn’t respond, trying to figure out how to deny it without sounding like a complete liar.

‘( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your silence is condemning you fool’

‘...maybe,’ Janus finally acquiesces. ‘i admit to nothing.’ Then, because Janus is still very confused about this, ‘roman was trying to ask me out??’ Remus has been annoyingly unhelpful about answering that so far.

‘Kakandfdfas yeah’

‘i see’

‘Jdgsfskdfsdsjsjjsdj what’s that supposed to mean’

Janus leaves him on read, already plotting how to use this information to his advantage (and a little bit to spite him. Just because he can).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Virgil,” Roman groans. “I’m an idiot.”

“Yeah.”

“And Remus won’t stop laughing at me about it, thus forcing me—what do you mean ‘yeah?’ You’re supposed to be supporting me! I—you don’t even know what I’m complaining about yet!”

Virgil rolls his eyes. “Don’t need to know what you did to know you’re an idiot.”

Roman scoffs offendedly. The disrespect! And after glo is trusting him enough to open up about glows problems!

“I don’t have to take this!”

“But you will.”

Roman hums, conflicted. Usually, glo would take Virgil’s mocking, giving just as good as glo got, but glo doesn’t really feel good enough about glowself at the moment. After embarrassing glowself in front of Janus, Roman’s ego is at an all time low, and Virgil isn’t helping.

Virgil pokes glow. “If it’s bothering you I can stop.”

“Tone it back a bit?”

“Yeah, sure.”

“Thanks.”

“‘Course.” Virgil pokes glow again and Roman bats at his hand, but glo’s smiling now. “What’d you do this time, princex?”

Roman sighs and puts a hand to glows forehead dramatically, slumping back in glows seat. “It’s tragic! I’ve been humiliated and can no longer show my face around school.”

“I’m heartbroken,” Virgil deadpans. “What happened?”

“I asked—” Roman falters. This sounds… stupid. Glo asked Janus a question and then ran away before he could answer? Virgil’s probably going to laugh at glow. Roman would probably laugh if the situation was reversed. “You know what, nevermind.”

“No, what is it?” Virgil presses, smirking, but he drops it when he notices Roman’s expression. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, I just... don’t really want to talk about this anymore,” Roman says, putting an elbow on the table so glo can cover glows mouth with glows hand as glo looks over at the wall.

“Okay,” Virgil agrees. “Is this ‘I’m scared of being vulnerable’ don’t want to talk or something else? Because if it’s the first thing then I promise not to laugh at you or judge you or anything.”

Roman wrinkles glows nose, considering. Still staring at the wall, glo says, “I was going to ask Janus out on a date, but I chickened out and asked him how he’d feel about ‘hanging out one on one’ or something stupid, and then chickened out again and ran away before he could answer. And now I think he’s probably figured out I like him and he’ll probably stop being friends with me because now it’s weird. So.” Glo gives a short, self-deprecating laugh. “Anyway, how’re you doing?”

“I’m fine,” Virgil says lightly after a moment. “My best friend was scared to tell me something, but glo opened up anyway, so I’m proud of glow and happy glo was comfortable enough to share that with me. And despite how anxious glo is about the situation, I think it’s gonna work out for glow.”

Roman looks over at him, asking softly, “I’m your best friend?” Glo’d figured, kind of, but it was the first time either of them had said it to each other.

“I mean, one of, but yeah. I don’t annoy just anyone; my anxiety’s way too high for that.”

“And your standards,” Roman jokes, pointing glows nose in the air.

“And my standards,” Virgil agrees, grinning.

“Well, I suppose, then, that I could concede that you’re my best friend too, and that I appreciate you saying all that,” Roman says primly, making eye contact with Virgil for a moment and smiling before glancing away nervously. “Do you really think it’ll work out?”

“Oh, yeah,” Virgil says, with much more confidence than Roman thinks he maybe should have. “Definitely.”

Roman squints. “I’m trusting you.”

“As you should.” Virgil sticks his nose up in the air in what Roman is certain is a mockery of glow earlier, and so of course glo reaches over and shoves him, laughing at the indignant squawk Virgil makes. From there it devolves into them hitting at each other, not hard enough to really hurt, and laughing so hard that for a while Roman forgets about Janus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 4 - profit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Hey, Roman,” Janus calls, walking the last few steps over to glow. He wonders briefly if the roses are too much, but Roman’s already turned to look at him so he guesses it’s too late to try to subtly get rid of them or something.

Roman’s face does a thing, where it sort of… spasms? Just for a second, but it’s almost like a flash of fear before Roman’s grinning at him and Janus wonders if he’d imagined it.

“Hi, Janus!” glo chirps. “Whatcha got there?” Glo leans over to the side, trying to look behind Janus’s back.

“A gift,” he tells glow, “to, uh, try to— actually, yeah. Just a gift. For you.” Janus mentally facepalms. Remus said Roman likes him; he shouldn’t be so nervous about this!

“For me?” Roman’s eyebrows raise. “What’re you trying to do?”

“Um.” Janus gathers all his courage, pulling the roses out from behind his back and shoving them towards Roman as he says, “Ask you on a date?” It comes out sounding more like a question than he’d intended, and he squeezes his eyes shut, bracing.

Nothing happens, and after a few moments he opens one eye to peer nervously at Roman, who’s sitting there slack-jawed.

“Roman?” Janus asks, straightening up and letting his arms relax.

There’s a squeak.

“Are you okay?”

There’s another squeak, a lot of sputtering, and then finally glo echoes, “Date?”

“If you want to go on one?” Janus offers.

“You want to go on a date�� with me?” Roman’s gaze is flickering between staring at the roses and looking up at him in bewilderment.

“I—yes?” This isn’t how Janus envisioned this going. “I like you romantically, you like me romantically, we go on a date and maybe more if we both enjoy ourselves? Does that sound right?”

Roman’s face, which had been steadily growing pinker as the conversation continued, now flames bright red, and glo buries glows face in glows hands.

“Who told you I like you?”

“Remus.”

“I’m going to kill him.” Janus can see Roman take a deep breath, shoulders rising and falling, and then glo looks up at him, face still fairly pink. “And then I’m going to go on a date with you, provided this isn’t your version of a joke or something, and then if it goes well then maybe I’ll resurrect him.”

“Sounds lovely.” Janus grins. “Maybe leave the fratricide until after the date so you don’t have to go through all the work of bringing him back to life?”

“Sure.”

Lacking any response, Janus holds the flowers back out to Roman. Glo takes them gingerly, tracing the edge of a petal and rubbing another one between glows fingers, lifting it up to sniff it and admiring the bouquet. Janus watches glow, a small smile creeping on his face at how enraptured Roman is by the flowers.

After a minute or two, Roman looks back up at him.

“Thank you,” glo says, hiding the bottom half of glows face behind the roses. “No one’s ever bought me flowers before; they’re beautiful.”

“Just like you,” Janus says before his brain can do any silly little things like consider the consequences and Not say stupidly sappy stuff. Roman’s face ducks further under the flowers, and Janus thinks he hears a squeak.

“Thank you,” glo repeats.

“You’re quite welcome, dear.” Janus tacks the pet name on as revenge for how flustered he’d been when Roman called him darling on impulse, curious to see how Roman reacts. Which is, apparently, to squeak more loudly and actually pull glows face up from the bouquet enough to glare weakly at him.

“Stoooooop,” glo complains. “I retract my agreement to date you.”

“Well, in that case, let me retract my roses.”

“No, they’re mine.” Roman clutches them closer against glows chest.

“Alright, then pay for them.”

Roman squints at him. “What’s the payment?”

Janus reaches out, gesturing towards glows hand. Roman stretches it out towards him slowly, watching for what he’s going to do. Janus takes it carefully, bending over it and looking up through his eyelashes at Roman.

“Is this okay?”

Roman nods, blushing, and Janus kisses glows hand, straightening up and smirking at glow. (And if he doesn’t release Roman’s hand, it’s surely just an oversight on his part.)

“Payment.”

“This is unfair,” Roman complains. “I had this whole plan to try and woo you and now you’re being mean and you stole my idea.”

“Well,” Janus says, squeezing glows hand a little. “I’d say your plan worked pretty well.”

Roman looks at their joined hands and squeezes back, then smiles up at Janus.

“Yeah, I’d say so too.”

#virgil; poking his friends whenever the opportunity presents itself: is this a clear form of affection?#this is chapter 2 of 2 btw #i simply do not care to put a ~the end~ or anything at the bottom so y'all will get it in the tags #my fics #my writing #ts roman #ts janus #ts remus #ts virgil #nonbinary roman #roceit #platonic prinxiety #platonic dukeceit #creativitwins #sanders sides #y'all please know the lennie face is HIDEOUS in google docs and i'm so glad it looks alright here and on google docs

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jensonsbuttons · 3 years

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SO. everything with 4 in it.

HAHAHA payback no no i get it its fine this is fine :)))) enjoy a ton of answers under the cut. Sorry it took me AGES to answer this but you know how it goes

(if anyone wants to still send me questions, here’s the list!! X )

4. Do you have a favourite racing film? - Ford V. Ferrari for sure!!! i love that movie so so much and the score absolutely helps me love it more.

14. Which was your first race you watched? - so, the first race that i remember was Canada 2019 so HAHAHA yes. i watched seb switch the boards and thats what I distinctly remember. HOWEVER, the first race that I got into was Austria GP 2020 cause this was the first season that I cared about F1.

24. Is there a driver that you think gets an underserved amount of hate? - Lance Stroll no further questions.

34. Is there championship battle that you least enjoyed? - UHHHHH I mean I could not tell you cause again I have not paid attention that much. Like the first championship battles I’ve seen is this year so like....not much of a competition. Once I watch more, I will let you know!!

40. Which podium made you happy the most? - TURKEY GP 2020 THIS YEAR ITS SO GOOD. It made me so so happy to see Lewis, Checo and Seb up there. They all drove so so well and seeing Seb up there to help celebrate Lewis’ title too is just...great.

41. Which podium was your least favourite? - huh. I think the Russian GP 2020 because like...okay we’d gotten used to lewis and val and max being up there in some sort of way for a while. Then we got Monza! And even Muggello! But then all of a sudden we go crashing back to earth with our regular 3. So... idk its not a bad podium by any means! But for this season it was just like “oh yeah...right. This is how its supposed to be.” Not that we can’t have different podiums! But it was just cool to see new stuff but then like “oh yeah i remember these. guys”

42. What was one of your personal highlights of F1? - well so i started the sport a while ago cause my dad has always watched it. But then, I watched. DTS and the rest is history. Like I actually paid attention then instead of just saying “oh cool Lewis won.” Anyway, my dad has always been a seb fan and so I’ve always had a big spot in my heart for him. Whenever this year started and the Ferrari was just...not great, I was kind of upset cause I was thinking “oh man. i won’t get to see the great Sebastian Vettel race like the pro he is this year.” I mean, they’re all pros but you get what I mean. So I think the best moment was again, Turkey just because I finally got to say thats it. That’s the Seb I know my dad has been raving about for the past ever. It was just really cool.

43. What was your highlight (or highlights of the season)? - Uh, well I thought this was similar to the last question but I guess not? We’ll go more driver highlights tho instead of my. highlight. Biggest highlights had to be Pierre’s win at Monza. I cried a lot that day. There’s just something about his story that makes him winning that much sweeter. I think also Daniel and Checo getting two podiums (and Checo winning) is VERY impressive and a highlight. Also!!!! Esteban got his first podium and thats huge!!! Lots more but those are the first ones I’ve got coming to me.

44. Where would you want to have a race? - Well, somewhere in the States cause I just wanna be able to get there!!! But, no, I’ve not really put a lot of thought into this. I guess I’d like to have one in the midwest just cause thats where I am but Colorado with the mountains in the background (so like around Denver) or actually in the mountains would be so so cool.

45. Where would you want to visit a race? - From next years calendar, Australia sounds cool but to be fair, I’ve always wanted to go there. As cliché as it is, I think Monaco would be cool but i’d be very over it very quickly ya know? Just cause i’d be like “oh cool boats and fanfare!” And then like okay....what else is up. But I really do like street circuits so as long as its one of those, I feel like I’d enjoy!

46. Where wouldn’t you like to race anymore? - Barcelona. Please get it off the calendar. That or Sochi. Like... I’m so over those and I’ve only been in the sport for a shortened season.

47. Which of the circuits would you like to replace? - hmmm confused... thought i just answered this but uhhhh i guess replace will be Sochi. Replace it with uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk one of the new ones we had this year. Turkey was obviously good so go with that one.

48. What would your dream podium be? - ooh....dream podium. Seb, Daniel and Pierre. Don’t ask why. It’s just a thing that I feel in my gut.

49. What would be your ideal F1 team? Who would drive for it, who would be the team principle and so on? - I’ve already answered this one and it took a bunch of space so for the sake of keeping this somewhat short here’s the link to that one!

54. Which was your favourite bromance line up? - Bromance line up or in general??? Bromance lineup though I’ll stick to George and Nicky. Nicky holding up the sign to stop taking shirtless pics just got me. (I know its this year and i could probably go another era but oh well)

64. Is there a ship that seems so weird but somehow just works for you? - hmmmm....I mean there are a bunch of weird ships but I don’t follow them!

74. Are there any F1 that you change your perspective on somethings? - looking at the questions around this, i think this means F1 blogs that change my perspective on things. All right this is a loaded question. Usually, no. There aren’t. Mainly because I follow the blogs that I have the same perspective as or our perspectives line up. So, no from that side of things. Now, thats for most of the “big issues” that you see everyone arguing in the tags over. Things like ships and other things... sure. @dansteban and @estebanoconz got me into liking Dansteban so my perspective changed on that just cause I’d never considered it. But otherwise, big topic issues I got nothing.

THANKS FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS IT WAS ACTUALLY FUN ONCE I REMEMBERED TO DO THEM

#gabby #answered

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rainydaycriminalmindsimagine · 4 years

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Hi 😖✌🏻 omg I'm so nervous sorry, I never ask for fics but I love you writing so much and I have read everything you have (I think) lol so yeah my request: Aaron Hotchner with male reader and everything is really fluffy and cute, Jack loves the reader and accidentally calls him dad in front of the entire team, and Rossi being protective over reader cuz' he's like a son to him. Yeah, thanks in advance if you actually write this 🥺✨

This is adorable!

Hotch fell in love the MOMENT he met you

You were so smart

And funny

And my God Hotch could not get you off his mind

Literally when you became the coffee boy, he did a double take when you handed him coffee.

"Sir? Did... You not want coffee?" You asked.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Hotch didn't even saying anything coherent until Rossi noticed "Gay Panic Mode"

"Thank you kid, he's just tired which clearly does mean he needs the coffee, in fact can you bring him another cup in about thirty minutes?" Rossi asked.

You nodded and walked away

Hotch blinked a few times, unsure to what just happened

To be quite honest, Hotch had absolutely no idea that he could be interested in men and women

He was of course, very odd during a few cases making the entire team aware of Hotch having a problem

They just didn't know what it was

With the subtle dramaticness of it, they may or may not have had the impression that...

Hotch was possibly dying

So after he sighed in frustration on the jet and ran a hand over his face Morgan finally spoke up

"Alright, what the hell is going on with you?" Morgan asked.

"What?" Hotch asked.

"are you dying? Because you're actually showing more than one emotion and it's alarming." Emily asked.

Hotch blinked a few times and Rossi put down the paper he was reading

"It's the coffee boy isn't it?" Rossi asked.

"I can't get the damn man's face out of my head!" Hotch sighed.

"Why would you-- wait you like Y/n?" Emily asked.

"You know his name?" Morgan asked.

"you don't?" JJ asked.

"even I can agree that Y/n is nice enough to remember his name." Spencer said.

"my bad! I usually make my own coffee so I don't really talk to him!" Morgan said.

"So you like the coffee boy." JJ said.

"I didn't even know I liked men!" Hotch said confused.

"Meh. People discover things over time." Rossi shrugged.

"you should ask him out." JJ said.

"I actually think he'll join the team soon." Spencer said.

"What? why?" Emily asked.

"he's working on becoming an agent." Spencer pointed out.

"He is?" Everyone asked in unison.

".... Okay has no one had a full blown conversation with Y/n?" Spencer asked.

"Garcia has. He brings her coffee all the time and does this weird giggly thing when she sees...." Morgan paused and looked at Hotch.

"when she sees what?" JJ asked.

"When she sees Y/n getting Hotch coffee..." Morgan answered

Thus kicking off more gay panic

Hotch finally was able to say more than "Uhhh"

And it was embarrassing what he did say.

"Hey, make sure during the gun test you don't lose a finger. You'd be surprised how many times that has happened."

Hotch literally spent the next hour in his office screaming into a pillow in a fetal position on his couch

Finally the day came where you joined the team and oh boy it was fucking hysterical

Hotch was constantly tripping on everything, smacking into walls, drinking scolding hot drinks to keep from fucking up conversation

He was honestly lucky that you found his awkwardness adorable and not psychotic.

Because my God he seemed literally insane to everyone else

Rossi gave the man some advice which was "if you panic, try to do the first RATIONAL thing that comes to mind"

But Hotch finally made his move one night

It was a case in Alaska

You winded up all having to share a room with someone

And of course

They stuck you with Hotch.

You didn't mind it, but Hotch's mind went fucking nuts

You however said a perfect sentence

"Hey, they're playing police academy on channel 3, wanna watch it with me?"

And so Hotch sat next to you and you both watched it

You both were laughing by the end and you finally looked over

"hey, can I ask you something?" You asked.

"Yeah sure" Hotch nodded

"Why don't we talk more?" You asked.

Hotch didn't have a response ready for that.

His eyes got fucking huge

And he gulped

"Are you choking Aaron?" You asked, noticing his panicked look.

Hotch cleared his throat.

"Honestly the first time I met you I realized that I really did like you in a romantic capacity but I never said anything because I had some really stupid panic reactions." Hotch blurted out.

You blinked a couple of times.

"that explains the time you chugged hot coffee and then ran into a closed door in the office when I said hello." You said.

You both exchanged a look and let out laughs

Before you kissed him

And my God that kicked off a badass relationship

The whole team shipped it

And finally came the day where you met Jack

Who thought you were cool

He was actually was convinced that you were superhero

Hotch began to trust you with Jack and everything changed when you were watching him at the bau

You sat on your desk, listening to Jack talk to the rest of the team about school

Hotch was walking by with papers and Jack said

"And sometimes my other daddy picks me up from school!"

And Hotch froze in place

And you did too

By this point everyone in the team was used to gay panic.

So JJ helped you by taking Jack to her office to color

"Has he called you that before?" Rossi asked.

"No. That- that was the first time"

"he called you that, then it must mean that things are getting pretty serious between you two." Emily said, Hotch finally recovered and resumed walking.

"Have you actually considered... Becoming Jack's 'other daddy'" Garcia asked.

Hotch froze again and Rossi stood in your view of him so if Hotch did something embarrassing you wouldn't notice.

"I mean... I love Aaron. And I LOVE jack... So I really wouldn't mind getting married"

And all you heard was the sound of something dropping to the floor and then the sound of rapid footsteps up to Hotch's office

Well that and then "DAVID!"

Soon after, Rossi threw this random party

You assumed it was a book launching party or something

Morgan said something about it being a random italian holiday which prompted a fact from Spencer

You all hung out and walked to the back patio.

Hotch seemed weirdly nervous but wanted to take a walk

You went with him, walking hand in hand

The team pretended to conversate but they were are actually watching you to like a hawk.

That's when Hotch got down on one knee

And you said yes

And the whole team was excited

And Rossi looked Hotch dead in the eyes and said "break the kid's heart and I break you"

He also insisted that the wedding be at his estate.

Which you agreed to

But Jack was EXCITED

He now had two amazing superheroes at home.

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what’s crackin, pals? i’m ally, this is my very first rp, i’m so fucking excited and nervous at the same time, but hey, that’s life ig. anyways, i present to you miss presley , your local absent-minded professor. this intro is a mess and a half but i. gotta wear my admin pantsuit on the main and i can change into my player leggings and sweatshirt here.

SO the jamisons aren’t like. super Known in elmridge. but her mom’s side of the family, the tsuga’s, are. they own the local walgreen’s in downtown elmridge, three different car dealerships, and a pig farm on the property adjacent to presley’s own home.

she has an older sister, dakota, and two younger siblings, her brother kennedy and her sister tatum. her mom is the middle child of her own family, and presley has like eight aunts and uncles and almost two dozen cousins that all live in the skaneateles hills and elmridge. so. yeah. everyone knows a member of her family, and any troublemaking she tries to do will get back to them. and also everyone is constantly comparing her to her siblings and cousins.

her dad’s side of the family is russian and scottish (even though i said blackfoot in the sample app uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just recently learned booboo stewart just deadass lied about that so thats no longer canon to presley), though her surname was adapted by her russian grandfather after fleeing the soviet union in an attempt to hide from the kgb. he is, to this day, incredibly paranoid. either way, it’s quite a bit smaller, with only her father and her aunt, no cousins. and yet its her grandfather that haunts her in school. great.

ANYWAYS enough about the family life lets get to presley herself

she’s a weirdo. she’s weird. she doesn’t “””””fit in”””””” and she doesn’t (dramatic pause) wannafitin.

because fitting in means being easily comparable and only identified with how good she is in relation to others hahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahha

she was literally the most cartoonishly goofy child you can imagine. like, she was already pretty cheerful and imaginative, but she also loved how much attention she would get by being weird and cute. it was a part she played very, very well. every day as a child she wore her big yellow rain boots and her duck hat, and she always tried to find the joy in everything. not for herself, of course, but for everyone else. to be associated with joy.

at home, she was too likely to be forgotten. she never wanted to be forgotten.

she used her same happy, imaginative self to try and befriend all of the big fish. she never much cared about earning respect, she mostly cared about earning affection.

always naturally bright, she discovered her knack for computer science at age eight. at first, she didn’t see what was so great about it, but then her older cousin explained to her that programming could be used to make everything from computer programs to video games. that’s where her imagination really shined through.

video games were like the ultimate games of make-believe, that you could make for others. either way, her parents were thrilled by her new fascination with coding, and assumed she would grow out of wanting to make games.

she.... didn’t, though. it’s still what she wants to do to this day. but her parents convinced her in high school that software engineering would be a better use of her time. so, she applied to software engineering at mit, and got accepted. her parents threw a congratulations party for her, and she couldn’t picture them being any more proud. she cried a whole lot that day.

the problem is that mit fucking SUCKED. it was just the definition of a grind, and it was hard for presley to pretend she was okay, to be her normal, cheerful self. sure, she’d had issues with anxiety before, but being so far from her family, so isolated from everyone, and so overwhelmed, she was just... drained. but her family was so proud of her, and all the big fish had gone off to their fancy programs, and here presley was, unable to take the heat.

(anxiety attack tw) the big fish know that presley ended up transferring to cornell after her first year. but they don’t know how bad it got. and presley intends to keep it that way. after all, nobody likes the wreck sobbing on the floor of the dorm bathroom; they all preferred the usual her, the self she was crying to cling to.

presley doesn’t wanna grow up because then that requires not only picking a career path but leaving her family again and she doesn’t know if she’ll be able to do that so.

uhhhhh her favorite things include m&ms, her rubber boots, fancy braids, video games, the new duck tales series, tik toks, and making people laugh.

speaking of tik toks, i spent twenty minutes finding some:

this is basically her tinder bio

mit is really testing her

pres when fucked up

she’d do this and like... idk how to feel abt it

anyways i have a pitiful amount of wanted connections here but like i kinda wanna plot on a case by case basis y’know????? lets get DEEP

#pond.intro #anxiety attack tw #its also marked in the pos #ANYWAYS I CAN'T WAIT TO LOVE ON Y'ALL

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