#everyone knows this

[yamada-ryo]

Look at this Ryo

#test #everyone knows this

[indeliblescarspivotalmarks]

just the girls doing the classic do i have lipstick on my teeth smile

#everyone knows this #like thats a girlie thing!! #taylor and lana #swiftie #taylor swift #taylorswift #taylor #ts #taylor swift eras #taylornation #taylurking #ts meme

[ellsey]

sxf fandom I love you all but y'all be wilding if you expect an emotionally repressed man with daddy issues and a stress ulcer to be all in his feels because he just helped his daughter get saved like pls just let this man make her hamburger steaks in peace

#spy x family #sxf manga spoilers #loid forger #look #he loves his family #everyone knows this #but y'all expect too much from a man who will 100% try to never cry again in his life #and like yeah #maybe he will eventually #but also he's just going to keep buying them food #it's what he do #love doesn't have to be loud

[garussy]

Donna is canonically a southern woman

But not southern in the offering you food and calling you baby southern

She is “oh bless her heart” southern

#everyone knows this #everyone knows what bless her heart means #but Logan does not #he genuinely thinks she is just being nice #Donna mcd #Donna aphmau #aphblr #aphmau #mcd aphmau #aphmau minecraft diaries #minecraft diaries

[lindirs-gaze]

when i ship frodo and sam i do it so that people can’t view them as friends anymore. if i hear someone say “frodo and sam have a strong friendship” i break in through their window and show them a picture of frodo and sam having sex. you can’t be friends with the person you’re in love with. obviously

#everyone knows this #lotr #samfro

[papercutsmp3]

obviously it is a known fact that exo are paying for riiize debut. nct dream are paying to get taeyong out of the jail after he killed people in animals crossing

#00 #everyone knows this

[marshmurmurs]

sometimes when spinning about vh i'll just catch myself midthought saying something with little to no canon basis as if its obvious. like x33n has beef with the vault gods, clearly. and the vg were directly responsible for fundys disappearance, as we all know. things happen when you worship false gods

#everyone knows this #<- said by someone making shit up #says marsh

[six-demon-bag]

sometimes it’s soothing to me to do stupidly petty things that affect exactly zero people and no one can even tell what im doing because they do nothing in the world except make me feel a little evil

#>:3 #like letting a small child do something they’re not allowed to do but is harmless #toddler brained #that’s me #everyone knows this #sixdemon nonsense

[harmonyandco]

The Stray

Hermione marched forward, knocking upon her neighbor's front door. Harry's curious face greeted her.

"Yes?"

"I've noticed you've been feeding the dog again," Hermione said.

"What's it to you?"

"Nothing, except for the fact that I've asked you to stop."

"The Magical Law Enforcement Patrol hasn't been by yet," Harry said, leaning against his door frame.

"Your dog upsets my cat," Hermione replied, trying to ignore the blue hoodie, grey sweatpants, and black socks Harry was wearing.

"So?"

"That means you have to stop feeding him."

"He's a stray," Harry said, looking down at the sandy-colored corgi digging into the food bowl he set out for it. "But I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. I always heard that cat owners are pretty heartless, just like the felines that control them."

"Excuse you, but cats do not control their owners!"

"Listen, are you going to stand out here and complain all day?" Harry asked.

"Until you remove this rubbish," Hermione said, flapping her hands at the corgi.

"Good to know," he said and slammed the door in her face.

Hermione stood dumbfounded for several seconds, her mouth again agape. She soon came to her senses and banged against the front door.

"No one's home," came Harry's voice from inside.

"If you want to act like a child, fine! I guess you won't mind if I get rid of the dog's food dish!" Hermione bent down and picked up the half-eaten bowl, ignoring the whine the corgi emitted. "I'm doing you a favor. You look a touch overweight," she said to it. Halfway across the street, Hermione heard Harry's front door open. She turned and waited for him to reach her.

"What do you think you're doing?"

"Taking control of the situation."

"Don't you know it's a crime to steal? That's my property!"

"The dog isn't."

"But Adam needs to eat," Harry said.

"You actually named that thing?" Hermione asked, pointing at the corgi - er, Adam. "What on earth were you thinking?"

"Doesn't your cat have a name?"

"My cat belongs to me!" she said hotly. "Adam isn't yours!"

Adam walked over to them, it's big butt flouncing side to side. Its eyes were fixed on the food bowl in Hermione's hands.

"Why are you being so difficult! It's just a dog!"

"I already told you it upsets my cat!"

"And that's supposed to be my problem?" Harry licked his lips. "Come on," he begged. "All I'm doing is giving him some food. No harm, no foul."

Well, he is a little cute, especially around the ears, Hermione thought to herself. Kind of like Harry. She paused. Hang on a second. What did I just say? Harry isn't cute, is he? Glancing over at him, Hermione found out that he was and terribly so.

"We have to come up with some kind of solution," Hermione said, handing the food bowl back to Harry begrudgingly. 

"How does dinner at seven sound?" he asked.

"You're inviting me to dinner?"

"We'll talk logistics over a Scotch egg. What do you say?" 

#Ryan States #harry x hermione #au meeting #neighbors #dogs rule cats drool #everyone knows this #harry potter #hermione granger #prompt #harmony

[sarahsboyfriends]

Pets and animal welfare don’t matter around here

They all maim puppies too

“Who cares?”

Mariah Carey does. …

Prolly nick and ed have a sick thing in common. That is a sign, sickly.

I’m having an FBI moment really

Ed ruined y’all’s whole family

And all nicks ex girlfriends want a friend now

Well the ones who are honest. Isn’t that right Stephanie?

Some md is making a meme of that

I hope not Dr. Ken. Omg. What a pig.

I love that guy lol

Now we both have mister Eds as enemies after all

Lindsay Lohan’s daddy and red can suck my dick

Y’all don’t run the show

#Mariah Carey #bursitis #animal welfare #people acting like assholes just cos #michael vick #dog fighting isn’t excellence #dog fighting means you have a death wish #nick meador and ed Darnell both dog fight #Scottsville ky #glasgow ky #conspiracy to commit murder #Robert meador #question brandy she doesn’t want to lose her job and life #didn’t try to bribe any undertaker when I found something worse #tori Amos #Amos daughters safety because mister ed again #though Amos stole that from a victim #everyone knows this

[narcissusoak]

im like if an abusive man was a girl

#women cant be abusive #everyone knows this

[spocks-evil-godmother]

As someone who loves Scooby-Doo, what makes me the most sad about this new series is that so much of the Scooby-Doo canon is based around racism and cultural appropriation and while you would think someone might use this opportunity to help push Scooby Doo in a kinder and more thoughtful direction... they didn't. :(

#scooby doo #i love scooby doo #everyone knows this #but also the way racism works in the franchise concerns me

[vulgarvisionary]

just saw Top Gun: Maverick in theaters again and i swear, the movie got fruitier?? somehow?? i thought we had peaked the first watch but no, i now see that i was wrong

they were all queer

#top gun maverick #not even a hot take #everyone knows this #it’s true #queer #top gun really said #hello lgbt community #ill.um

[thatsanswitch]

Why are splints and braces so fucking expensive? I just want to be able to function without having to spend hundreds of fucking dollars. Why? Why is it like this? I'm so fucking tired, mobility aids should be accessible. Does anyone know of any good, affordable braces? Specifically for knees and fingers?

#i know I'm preaching to the choir #i know people already talk about this and know this #i know this #everyone knows this #the world is just so fucking unfair and i'm so tired of it #i'm tired of the constant fight I just want to be normal #or at least be able to buy the things I need to live and still be able to eat #hypermobile eds #abliesm #i guess #god I dont even know what to tag this #disabilty #I havent slept and I have a stress fracture in my wrist

[morning-softness]

TIL that ffs is For Fuck’s Sake. I always thought it was onomatopoeia for ‘so mad I’m spitting.’

#everyone knows this #sometimes im a bit slow at figuring out acronyms and abbreviations

[paralien]

The same old lady keeps taking my parking spot directly outside my apartment despite the fact that I KNOW that she has a parking spot RIGHT OUTSIDE HER HOUSE next to her daughter's car further down the street 🔪

#i was gone for 3 hours babysitting my cousins and what do i come back to? #a crime #one day istg im gonna throw hands #im so agressive abt my parking spot #bc again its RIGHT outside my apartment #i ALWAYS park my car there #everyone KNOWS THIS #EXCEPT FOR HER I GUESS??? #ARRGHHH #parking discourse #fanya.txt