EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY VERY BEST FRIEND, MARTINI 🔪💀 🎉
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE ALREADY TWO! NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU GET, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A BABY TO MY EYES, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVERYTHING 🦜 ❤️
36 notes
·
View notes
one of the many blessings (and curses) of Pesach is realizing just how fucked up my regular diet is. there's corn oil or corn syrup in everything! it's in ice cream, potato chips, salad dressing, chewing gum, yogurt. every single time i think i've picked out a food that's safe from Chametz and Kitniyot, there's corn in it. i'm no dietician but something tells me that having oil or syrup from the same plant in basically everything we eat probably isn't good for us? maybe that's why we all feel terrible all the time
19 notes
·
View notes
Hey y'all. Minor update
So I went to my new gi doc and she is really nice and sweet. I told her everything and turns out the gerd pills I have rn are the strongest they have and it's the stuff they give full grown adults with stomach ulcers??? I told her it doesn't work at all anymore (and neither does my nausea pill) and she said that that's pretty concerning. Along with the fact that (she said) gerd is most common in overweight, older adults and i'm an underweight 18 year old girl. so.
But I haven't eaten a proper meal since Thanksgiving and I've been basically surviving on granola bars (and OTC antacids which don't do shit lmao) bc for some reason it's the only thing I can keep down almost entirely. I usually eat about two a day and that's pretty much it bc my stomach doesn't seem to able to take more than that. If I try to eat anything more or anything different I'll get to the brink of vomiting for hours, if not the entire day. Like one bite can trigger it.
So my doc was like "well that's not fuckin good! that's concerning as hell!" so I have a scheduled upper endoscopy on Thursday morning and y'all have absolutely NO clue how fucking ecstatic i am for it. Like it's goddamn christmas day. Istg Thursday is the day that's keeping me going rn
14 notes
·
View notes
Hey girlies update time… I’ve been sent to a clinic for my weight and it’s been really stressful and my life is kinda falling apart lol there’s defiantly good aspects to it but ughhh I’m like :( bc my diets had to change so much and I feel so unproductive now and I’m really scared about gaining weight but they’d said I’d like die or whatever if I didn’t which um. I genuinely feel so disgusting heavy and sick and disgusting and DISGUSTIGN eww and my disordered eating brain is coming back in full force after silently controlling me for like nearly years at this point and it’s all so much. the hardest thing about this is that I don’t want to gain weight at all and particularly I don’t really even care to live anymore. I’m scared everyday I’ll fall deeper and deeper back into disordered eating I’ll get lonelier and lonelier I’ll get fatter and fatter I’ll lose everything I’ve ever built for myself… ugh this is a mess but ong.
10 notes
·
View notes
Pokemon Fun Facts!
So, everyone knows the Turtwig line are photosynthesising herbivores, right?
That is, their diet requires photosynthesis and the intake of plant material such as leaves and berries. Both of these are essential for their wellbeing, and neither can be restricted or replaced without causing health problems.
But you might be interested to know that there absolutely are cases where the Turtwig line- especially Grotle and Torterra- have been known to consume smaller mammalian and reptilian Pokemon, both live and as carrion! Many of these are in situations where resources were in short supply and the Pokemon was trying to access the required nutrients any way it could, but occasionally it appears to be more or less because they felt like it, or had developed a habit that carried through to better times, or were simply curious!Generally speaking, though, you don’t have to worry about a trained and properly fed Torterra doing such a thing, and it’s easy to discourage should they try it. What might be harder to discourage is their ability to consume poisonous or otherwise toxic plant matter! Despite not being Poison type, fully evolved Torterra can eat almost any vegetation, including things that would be deadly to their pre-evolutions, and should they decide they like the taste they certainly will. Doing this on a regular basis does, however, cause their skin and tree to secrete toxins, and is not recommended unless you’re doing it on purpose! Why would you do it on purpose? Well, it helps to reduce the damage taken by Poison-type moves in battle, and adds a poison aspect to their Grass-type attacks, so can be very helpful for a battling Pokemon- so long as you don’t mind not being able to hug them without protective equipment!
12 notes
·
View notes
Im in such an obey me mood today haha
other than "pls dont tell asmo about that",,,, i have questions about these freaking vegetables
(im putting under the cut since im talking about food and bad eating habits/diet related stuff)
im assuming they would have to be mixed with other regular ingredients to prevent the hunger but it sounds like ppl would use them as the main component in a dish or just eat them by themselves
So does all of it get digested? No leftovers (waste) comes out the other end im guessing? is it like a magic type thing?? it has to be right? Cause if not...ur body will take the calories needed to replace the ones burnt, take the nutrients, and the rest will just get tossed out
And since it doesnt make you full, like wouldnt it be way too easy to overeat this type of thing? so you could accidentally end up making urself go to the restroom more often :/
Ig if it gives u the nutrients u need that itll be useful then. So maybe its a 'heres ur macros for the day' type dealo? but u still have to go eat an actual meal or make sure u mix it with other stuff tho
5 notes
·
View notes