#exactly my type of girl

[yuoic]

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#the redhead randomly stared at me #smiled at me #and told me my eyes are pretty #coming from someone waaaaay out of my league means a lot #she's sooo way out of my league that i didn't smile back because i honestly thought she was smiling at someone else behind me or something #(like why would she even look at me? this is the third time we've made eye contact and the second time we've spoken - in 2½ years) #she's really weird also #as in she radiates this strange aura #i could almost bet she's beheaded a pigeon and drank its blood at least once in her life #exactly my type of girl #such a shame im too old for her #(and too poor and too ugly and too mentally ill and too insipid for her as well) #she made my day though #i'll feel pretty for the next six hours or until my insecurities start eating me up again #personal

[quinn-pop]

im not sure what happened to me but suddenly i love queen ripple and she’s my new dress up doll

anyway, let’s talk about her!!

taking the fact that ribbon’s name is ribbon entirely too far (and going off their designs) i think it’d be cool if ripple star fashions leaned into frills, bows, and long or exaggerated silhouettes

since the planet is literally just a heart shape i imagine their aesthetics lean into that sort of romantic and elegant vibe. a lot of ivory, pinks, and reds

(ripple dresses up a little different to see her friends tho)

also flower and butterfly motifs. because they’re fairies of course <3

think it’d be a little ironic if butterflies were a symbol of beauty and all that…

also she’s friends with carol and dedede. they can go to pta meetings or something /j

(taranza can come sometimes too because he’s cool and it makes sense to me)

btw ripple star probably exports a lot of silks (because silkworms in a land of butterflies feels right) and luxury items whereas dreamland is more agriculture focused + maybe some livestock and furs

…yeah i’m saying these places reflect their rulers basically. ripple star can be a little more traditional and whatnot. that’s what makes ripple so endeared to her dreamland friends—they’re silly! and yeah, tragic princess angle, it’s my favorite trope—i think that would really pull at her heart

i won’t get into that right now, but i gotta imagine getting possessed gives you a lot to think about lol

…gah i have so many thoughts on this

there isn’t much to go off of in canon, sure, but i think there’s a lot of interesting directions something like that could go ^^

#big surprise that the person who usually gets attached to cute anime girl characters would get attached to the cute anime girl character #i just havent done much fashion sketching or anything like this in a while and i miss it #i mean most Kirby characters don’t exactly have much in the way of torsos and especially legs #i think she’s cool and i wanna talk about her #i am making it so obvious i like parental figure characters tho lol i just think seeing characters care for each other is cool #queen ripple #kirbyposting #my art or something #king dedede #ribbon kirby #clawroline #taranza #headcanons #yes those are anatomically correct ruffles i love drawing clothes i love it so much #yeah this isnt all that interesting or polished and i have precisely like One type of character but still #i like it and also i wanted to say this before my next post lol so that’s what matters #made her nozomicoded. sorry /j #anyway… #worm in my brain is being awfully rude but you know what? it’s a Wednesday #i dont even do worldbuilding lol??

[kirkwallguy]

my most evil inquisitor lore is that my trevelyan has a sister who died in the kirkwall circle just before the chantry explosion and cullen had a massive crush on her. she looked just like her. many implications.

#she was caught trying to escape and had to be made tranquil #cullen signed the papers but he warned her ahead of time which gave her a chance to. well you know. #and that was his tipping point turning him against meredith's rule. #he DOESN'T know she was a trevelyan though bc her parents were so ashamed of having a mage child they made her change her name #and he just doesnt make the connection between two blonde girls. he just thinks he has a type. #until. on THE wedding day. hawke is invited (because my trev has a crush on him. and is desperately mad of his tall blonde wife who she saw #when she snuck a glance at his locket one time. she lied about reading tale of the champion.) #anyway bethany sees her and is like. wait. she looks exactly like this woman i was in love with in the circle. #and she puts the pieces together. realises shes marrying CULLEN of all people. and is like oh fuck. #and she like. warns her. but at that point what can you do? the wedding is arranged and trevelyan is a massive public figure #so she walks down the aisle towards a man who is a) possibly only into her because he's chasing the ghost of her dead sister b) possibly the #reason her sister is dead c) actually kind of evil now that she's hearing stories about him from bethany #sorry the dai romances are boring to me i need to inject toxicity and horror into them to be interested. #anyway. all this to say that cullen kisses mary on the forehead when she reaches him at the altar and everyone who Knows (several people #by this point. dorian was there as well so he's been whispering) goes dead silent

[ennaih]

Every Film I Watch In 2023:

271. The Cutting Edge (1992) -- a rewatch

#the cutting edge #the cutting edge (1992) #2023filmgifs #my gifs #man i was obsessed with this film as a teenager #but then i think a lot of us 90s girls were #and now i see why #it's cos our female lead is unapologetically competitive and skilled #and they're total equals in that respect #she's in no way punished for being driven and ambitious #even though a few names are tossed around at the start #and lookit that last gif #he loves her FOR that competitive edge #of course that was irresistible to us as 90s teenage girls #even if we didn't realise it at the time #also lookit Terry O'Quinn with hair omg #and Roy Dotrice waaaat #god i have such a type #both lead are exactly my type #no wonder i am the way i am #white people with dark hair and blue/green eyes #gah

[spohkh]

GODDDDDD THIS EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD GIRL LOOK AT THIS FACEEEEEE.... hes absolutely living for this knowledge that dong soo can be so vengeful. like he was intrigued/amused by dong soo before but now hes like oh there is DEFINITELY something fucked up about that little dude and i am INTO IT... do young can see sooo clearly all of the twisted up gnarled rage inside of hds that he tries so hard to hide.. "his revengeful spirit" uggghhhhhhhh yes do young is going to hit at hds' fault lines until he bursts right open!!!! the fucking little smile on hds' face when sdy showed him the picture of moon in the car accident MA'AM? LET THAT REVENGEFUL SPIRIT RIPPPP!!!! ONLINE GAMBLING KINGPIN!!! FAST TRACK ON THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL!!!

do young is like dong soo. you freaky little attorney. take my unlovable hand in yours. lets go full no children in this bitch.

#I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE! #evilive #brother i am fucking AAARUUUGGHGHGHGHHHH THHIS IS GIVING EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED IT TO GIIIIIIIVE #i fucking LOVE korea's criterion collection of 'aren't you tired of being nice? don't you want to go apeshit?' type shows #the devil judge... beyond evil... hell is other people.... and now evilive.... GOD YES #korea: would you like to watch another mostly kind and empathetic person go on a downward spiral into spite and vindictiveness? #me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THNK YOU!!!!!!!!!! SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #do young is soooooooooo into dong soo .. the way he listens to him so attentively GIRL #'hiii i made your competitor get into a car accident then drugged him then framed him for assault... wna go get lunch? hehe :)' #the ONE (1) thing i beg for is please please please god let dong soo's life be threatened and do young go apeshit PLEASE #i also like that they laid the groundwork of do young's own kind of frustration/inferiority complex... #oh my fucking god its just all so good #beau watches evilive

[welcometogrouchland]

We talk a lot about the merits of pop culture vs 'high culture' on this website and anti-intellectualism and stuff but where's the appreciation for ppl who deeply enjoy both. Can we make some noise for people who's favorite movies are like. Ratatouille and Eraserhead? Or something?

#ramblings of a lunatic #posting with no tags. the girls who get it get it #inspired by a conversation i saw on comic twt pitting two sort of. arbitrary 'types' of comics together #saying ''not every comic needs to be A! some can be B!'' but they made the mistake of disparaging A by calling the writers 'lore nerds' #and then their examples for the superior/underrated B comics were like. grant morrison #and ppl were like ''hey wait a minute-'' #and it just made me realize how like. arbitrary the distinction they were making was (even tho there was distinction!- #-and merit to what they were saying!) and how you usually tend to enjoy both for similar reasons (good writing. just diff kinds) #anyway. this isn't exactly like that but it got my brain going #I've (famously if u read my tags. lmao) got a lot of weird complexes surrounding art analysis and consumption #the kind that can only be gained from being an avid tumblr user from 2016 through to 2020/onward #i think this ^ is one of the healthier attitudes i can have. but that's just me personally everyone's different

[canidae-dyke]

I have 3 insanely hot girlfriends and I’m still kinda coming to terms with the fact that that’s the case. How the fuck do I just seem to be so irresistible to dommy transbians???

#literally I’m just a chubby unemployed stoner who has a mild expertise on dinosaurs #but apparently I keep attracting girls who are exactly my type #Judith rambles

[marciliedonato]

Ok ok ok cool talk now I need y'all to start talking about glamorous on Netflix before I turn this car around and drive off a cliff 😃🤠

#Girl. (gn) Do u like devil wears Prada but wish every single character (basically) was 💅🌈? Boy do I have the show for u ‼️‼️ #The 1st ep is a biiiiit cringe but it gets good after that fr #I'm saying this bc I don't see anyone talking abt it and it 4sure is gonna get canceled if ppl aren't watching outside of Tumblr too #And I'm not letting that happen on MY watch during pride month #They literally just dropped one of their gayest shows ever and I don't see anyone talking abt it #Which I feel is exactly what they want but not if it's up to me diva.... #This reminds me so much of the bold type my beloved..... AH #Anyway. Get on it bc if we have another first kill situation on our hands I'm gonna start pulling my hair out #Y'all want representation so bad but then let it flop (sidenote: did I mention basically all the 🌈 rep on this show are of color too?) #wow anna said somehting #glamourous #glamorous netflix #Netflix #Netflix series

[discluded]

MileApo wishing you good morning and good night 🌞🌚

Good Morning (0:00)

M: Good morning!

A: Let's wake you up!

M: Are you up?

A: I hope today is another day full of vitality!

M: We will always give you encouragement!

MA: Fighting💪

Good Night (0:20)

M: How are you today? My girl👩🏻

A: You must have experienced many things today!We have an agreement with you——

M: We will always be by your side!

A:Hurry to sleep!😴

M: Good Night

A: 😘

#mileapo #srichand x mileapo #yes mile does say 'my girl' based on the subs #sorry but collective you have been assigned babygirl by mile now #this is so cringe #as a chinese person this is exactly the type of cringe i know chinese people like #sobs #stares at my family wechat gc #also the wechat dial tone gives me trauma #srichand #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #kinnporsche

[kurokoros]

Genuinely, I feel like Steve and Nancy's dialogue exchanges in S4 should have been more like the one's they had at the end of S2, with Nancy trying to act like things are fine between them and Steve being kind of dismissive and unresponsive.

like. imagine if that's how they interacted in S4 and instead of a weird sort of confession being awkwardly shoved in there, Nancy eventually snaps and asks Steve why he's acting like that, and they argue in the upside down in a way that directly parallels Nancy and Jonathan's argument from S1 (or even parallels when Steve directly called her out on insinuating to the other girls he's slept with are sluts), and the show addresses that Nancy did a shitty thing that hurt someone, and their relationship isn't just going to be magically fixed afterwards because they were never friends.

#honestly keeping steve and nancy six feet apart throughout S4 would have fixed like... 10% of my problems with the season #which isn't a lot #but it's something #side note but the way the show directly says that nancy isn't like other girls makes me want to rip my hair out #nancy is exactly like other girls in the worst way. she's the type that calls herself a girls girl when she is not. in fact. a girls girl #strangerthoughts

[perennial-bee]

"trans people are only trans because of oppressive gender roles and if we just got rid of the gender roles nobody would be trans" might sound like a hot take, a thoughtful and compassionate take, but unfortunately it is ice cold and does not understand how being trans works at all. meet and talk to and listen to more trans people - preferably in real life - before making assertions like this, especially if you yourself are not trans.

#if this was true then explain to me why my friend is still a man even though his parents tried to raise him with as few #imposed gender roles as possible #every type of woman under the sun was thrust his way with the insistence that his sex was not a limitation #and a girl can be anything she wants and do and study anything she wants #he saw and appreciated all of that and at the end of the day his kid self was still like #'thats nice and i hear you but i'm growing up into a man. you cant fool me' #this is not every trans experience but it is not an UNcommon trans experience. so this argument just doesnt hold water #also if 'giving into your dysphoria' would have made you want to die #and accepting a gender that's in line w your bio sex makes you feel better #congratulations. you are cis #and therefore you do not get to speak to the trans experience #YOUR experience is valid. projecting your experience onto the trans community is wrong #it reads to me the same as someone who thought they were ace until they realized they weren't #concluding that therefore nobody is really ace and all ace people just *think* they are #and their hidden allosexuality can be 'cured' or jumpstarted by whatever set of circumstances triggered *your* sexuality #(knew someone irl exactly like this and it was deeply frustrating) #or thinking that gay people just need to meet the right person to be in a str8 relationship with bc YOU found someone like that #like no sorry...you're just bi #i could go on #i'm frustrated. i understand where this take comes from but it's really misinformed. you need to listen to trans ppl. start there

[mangopazte]

wingding translations (or is it wingdings translation?):

C: you look better rested than usual!

C: who’s the girl?

G: WHY IS THAT ALWAYS THE FIRST THING YOU ASK?!

#dr calibri #gaster #undertale #undertale fanart #I have never drawn gaster in my life #he looks kinda weird oh no #cal is his “little sister”!! #she speaks in lowercase wingdings!! #she can also speak in regular english but wingdings are more comfortable for them #they’re not exactly gaster’s sister per se but they have a sibling type dynamic #she likes pestering him HAVSHUSHSUHSHU #also yes #the girl is asteri by findmeabowlofundertale #its gotta be #mango yaps #mango draws

[the-lazyyy-artist]

Mr. Milkman, bring me some milk 🍶🎶

~°~

Couldn't resist to check out what's with the guy, and I see it. I see it, you guys, and I get it. Man looks tired and attractive, it's like everyone's type tho 😍 i haven't checked out the game yet, and prolly me and the boyfie will play it on our day off ✨

For now, here's my take on The Milkman 🍶❤️

#fan art #fan artist #that's not my neighbor #the milkman #francis mosses #the milkman is exactly my type of fictional man #my type is a tired man. see why i also like Julian from The Arcana??? #tired men are so baby girl #i wanna take care of Francis too lol #bye

[horsegirlalexkralie]

tgirl kralie + hrt butch jay + that pic of the lesbians in the dorm bed together

#marble hornets #g.txt #jaylex #this is not worth slapping that many tags on . but do u see the lesbian vision #jay dresses exactly the same across identities in my mind. alex is the type of person to have a specific performance in their mind if that #makes sense? an aesthetic sense of gender. meanwhile cis girl jay cis guy jay trans guy jay etc all have the same hoodie/cargo shorts

[cuteniaarts]

More art of @silima’s OCs, this time featuring Kali, aka the love of my life, + a small infodump of almost everything I know about her. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to drawing her, considering she’s been living in my head rent free for like a year lol

Bonus version without all my incessant rambles in case you don’t want to look at my shabby handwriting:

#my art #artists on tumblr #original characters #friend’s oc #kali #my brain was going ‘gay gay homosexual gay’ the entire time I was drawing this #can you blame me truly?? #again she’s like exactly my type what was I supposed to do #not fall in love with her??? #actually in that one comic where she had just stabbed nikita’s eye out she looks a lot like suiren #and well... I’m that one person who falls in love with her own OCs #don’t get me wrong I don’t love her just because she looks like ming-hua or suiren #(and a bit like p’li with the braid tbh) #those little coincidences just make me love her even more #I am truly and completely obsessed #girl you got me helpless look into your eyes and the sky’s the- *gets shot* #got possessed by my 13 yo self for a second there don’t mind that #oh also when I say marriage #I am keeping in mind that it is a capitalistic patriarchal institution #and I’m russian so I can’t legally marry her even if it wasn’t a capitalistic patriarchal institution #and obviously her and Soleil are adorable and I would never break them up #BUT THEORETICALLY I WOULD MARRY HER OKAY #I AM STILL ASKING FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE #OKAY RANT OVER I’M DONE

[ewil]

as soon as my wisdom tooth wound heals i am makimg my life's first omurice mark my words

#im going to draw something cute on it with ketchup too #i could be the best kawaii girl butler ever you will all see . #i am actully not sure of this my skills in cooking are very bad and i freak out if anything doesnt go exactly as planned #but i think i need to eat omurice once in my life and then right after i am eating takoyaki for the first time #only being able to eat soup &other soft foods got me thinking i need the food from my eastern cartoons #sorry btw if i seem all rambley and nonsensical in recently im getting a fever from all the meds im taking and cant concentrate superwellLOL #<- not as if i type super coherent stuff anyways lol lol