Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr
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Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.
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Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you
π₯ explosionsbaby Follow
Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way
β€οΈ justamonstergirl Follow
Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth
π₯ explosionsbaby Follow
Your entire existence is an insult
βͺοΈ superherofan Follow
i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Boo.
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OMG??
#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE
π artemislover Follow
Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!
Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people
It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...
Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people
Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid
π notsovinciblenow Follow
These are all great points but they've definitely fucked
π artemislover Follow
INVINCIBLE?????
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Wait, shit, wrong blog...
π hotdog Follow
shocking revelation: invincible has parents
π notsovinciblenow Follow
??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?
π hotdog Follow
Honestly i thought you were from mars
π notsovinciblenow Follow
from MARS????
#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?
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ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????
π« ohgodpleaseno Follow
really? How do you know?
π thedancingquinn Follow
Okay quick storytime
My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?
Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd
She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!
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:)
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WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE
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Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!
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AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ
#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!
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Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog β I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.
I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.
I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.
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you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.
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Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace
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This is so funny
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That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...
Dude I think he's real
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The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??
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Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you
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I'd* assholes* We're*
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Your supposed to be with me in this one
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You're*
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The Immortal kinda... π
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WHAT
π₯ explosionsbaby Follow
I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch
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We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.
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Shit
π shrinkshrek Follow
You had this one coming buddy
π notsovinciblenow Follow
The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...
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INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???
π notsovinciblenow Follow
Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it
π notsovinciblenow Follow
:(
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I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...
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Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?
π notsovinciblenow Follow
I'll survive, I guess
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INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible
πΈ definitelyinsanebaby Follow
Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??
π thisishowtobeah Follow
OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY
#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((
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blaseball in the tumblr universe, part 3
π¦ peripheral-duck
i vant fucking fo this anymore i need to peave thr hellmputh. i hate moab i hate this state i need OUT i can't keep doijg this. im moving 6o fucking tennessee
π¦ peripheral-duck
thank you to everyone asking if i am okay. i woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night to see a lost soul from the hellmouth looking in my window.
#im not moving to tennessee #that was just the only place without a blaseball team i could think of #vent
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βοΈ official-jessica-telephone
for the last time. i am not the real jessica telephone! this is just a funny name!!! please stop asking me about layna i do not know her!!!
#blaseball #and tbh some of y'all are weird about celebrity relationships! #i feel so bad for the real jessphone omg #you guys need to learn what boundaries are #blaseball players are still real fucking people and no one should have to tell you this
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π book-terrarium
The most recent BLASEBALL election. Not federal election. Sorry lmaooo
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π¦ marketplace-shellfish
Sometimes i remember blaseball first started when Ronald Reagan was president and it all makes sense for about ten seconds.
βΎοΈ blaseball
oh fr?
π¦ marketplace-shellfish
???? Yes????
π mrclockman Follow
and it restarted when trump was president and the majority of players are queer. anyone who says that's just a coincidence is willingly being dense. blaseball is so obviously a right wing psyop to eliminate the undesirables
π¦ marketplace-shellfish
Now I'm not sure about all that.
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It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.
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Hi guys! I'm Intern Sarah! Excited to be joining you all!
ποΈ nvcr-official
To the friends and family of Intern Sarah, she was a good intern and social media manager, and we are sorry to see her go. We will work to find a new intern as soon as possible.
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π¦ dark-owl-records
CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER
hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic
keep reading
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Hey uh. Aren't you a company account? Why are you posting this
π¦ dark-owl-records
L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash
π seesomethingsaynothing Follow
Isn't Cecil literally gay?
π¦ dark-owl-records
he's homophobic
πͺΌ jeebyfish Follow
he has a husband...
π¦ dark-owl-records
yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it
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π€« cecils-private-blog
Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((
ποΈ nvcr-official
Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url
π€« cecils-private-blog
HOW DID YOU SEE THIS
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tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk
π¦ scorpiansscuttle Follow
op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn
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fake story :/
π isurvivedthesummerreadingprogram
No it's true I was there
π traintonowhere Follow
TAMIKA FLYNN??
ποΈ sandeater Follow
what the fuck is happening on my post
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ποΈ nvcr-official
can you guys please stop sending cecil weird shit... i don't want to have to explain to my boss what a dilf is
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π mariella-shella
Hey guys!! Sorry for the lack of posts recently! I entered a hole in the wall and when I got out I realized I didn't know how long I'd been in there, or where I was, or who I am, and I'm not sure that I'm still the person who entered that hole however long ago. Anyway, the normal posting schedule will resume as soon as I remember what my normal posting schedule was, and if I'm still the person who had that posting schedule!
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omg mariella!!! missed u so much girl glad ur back!
π mariella-shella
i miss me too
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π Anonymous asked:
Response to the homophobic allegations?
ποΈ cecilpalmer
Huh??
ποΈ cecilpalmer
@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?
ποΈ nvcr-official
uhhhh dont worry about it buddy
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hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo
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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post
βοΈ glowcloudapologist Follow
how's it going op
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i miss my family
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π mariella-shella Follow
hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol
π₯ potato-enthusiast Follow
you were really hot
π mariella-shella Follow
FUCK YEAHHHHHH
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π¦ a-weird-bird Follow
just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3
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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)
π¦ a-weird-bird Follow
i'm not calling it that sorry
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What??? Why??
π¦ a-weird-bird Follow
just kind of sucks. as a name
π» sunflowergirl Follow
?????????
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β¬οΈ kentuckymeatshower_deactivated11051983
what does this mean....
π cece-xeze Follow
another great post from huntokar herself
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you don't like pine cliff? π» oo ooo?
ποΈ nvcr-official
NIGHT VALE SWEEEEEP
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Hi everyone!! Since Twitter went down, I figured I'd try my hand at this Tumblr thing! I'm so excited to meet all of you!! Hope you're ready for some pictures of CENTIPEDES!! Feel free to AMA about the Smiling God!
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Fuck it. Harlow Tumblr.
πdrakenvel-public-library
Just your daily reminder to support your local library! :)
πΉ careless-whisper
THOSE ARE REAL?
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
Please please tell me you're joking.
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βοΈ harlow-stormrage
12 years ago today, I lost my mom. I miss her every day.
π₯ local-arsonist Follow
Skill issue.
πΉ careless-whisper
Dude that's literally so fucked up why would you say that to someone holy shit
π₯ local-arsonist Follow
This you?
πΉ careless-whisper
That was last year dude, things change
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that-ginger-kid
Did any of y'all hear that weird noise in the woods earlier?
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
I did! I was starting to think I was going crazy lol. What do y'all think it was?
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
Bro where'd you go?
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
Tiger?
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π©π»βπ¦° just-daliah
Call-out post for Careless Crowthorne (careless-whisper here on Tumblr). He literally tried to kill @ harlow-stormrage. How did we all forget that?
π housecat-lookin-mf
Im not sure if this post is funnier with or without the time stamp.
π₯ local-arsonist Follow
Isn't op dating him now? Did she just get over it?
π housecat-lookin-mf
she forgor
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πͺ fish-and-fear-monger Follow
Is it just me or is the Drakenvel heir literally so annoying.
π©π»βπ¦° just-daliah
Uhm she's literally nuerodivergent and also a minor.
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
A minor who can fight
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πͺ fish-and-fear-monger Follow
Is it just me or is the Drakenvel heir literally so annoying.
π kingmaterial Follow
Haha I know right we should assassinate her
πͺ fish-and-fear-monger Follow
What the fuck dude
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π chief-stormrage-official Follow
Hello,
I'm the chief of Drakenvel. I decided to get a Tumblr since that's what the Drakenvel youth are using these days. Does anyone know my daughter's blog? Thanks.
-Chief Stormrage
π drakenvel-public-library
No.
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that-ginger-kid
Nah
πΉ careless-whisper
Sorry, no.
π₯ local-arsonist Follow
@ harlow-stormrage
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
CHIEF????
#brb guys gotta go BLOCK MY DAD ON TUMBLR???? #while I'm at it I need to fuckin block local-arsonist seriously get #off of my posts dude
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π drakenvel-public-library
What's a dilf and why do people keep commenting that on my posts?
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that-ginger-kid
Dad get off Tumblr please
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π stormclouds
i fuckim hste kwybords how do you typw in thrsw thinfs i neesd finfgers
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
Use talk to text
π©π»βπ¦° just-daliah
Cloudstorm????????
πΉ careless-whisper
A dragon getting Tumblr was not on this years bingo card.
βοΈ harlow-stormrage
He wanted to be included.
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I don't know about you guys... But I'm starting to get real f-ing tired of these bogus follows. Is tumblr even doing anything about this??
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If I see someone else do a fake tumblr post for their Skyrim OCs, Iβll explode (good)
If I donβt see someone else do a fake tumblr post for their Skyrim OCs, Iβll explode (bad)
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For fuck sake Tumblr!!! Get rid of these fucking bots that keep βfollowingβ me!
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Tumblr on the Seven Seas
π΄ββ οΈ white-beard Follow
Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
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No wenches?
π΄ββ οΈ white-beard Follow
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
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castedaway Follow
AHOY???
π plundermebooty Follow
Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
π΄ pegmeg
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats β β
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everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
π¨ matelotsaboteur
Really makes you think
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π crossdressing101 Follow
this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
π crossdressing101 Follow
honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
πΊ crossdressing101 Follow
mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
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Υ‘aΥΌΥΌa ΚΙ¨ΦΘΆΙΥΌ ΘΆΦ
ΦΙ¨ΚΙΥΌ ΦΦ
ΥΌΙ’?
β΅ privatesteer Follow
no thanks
πΆ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
πΆ monstermaterdeactivated16520210
i have drowned at sea
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π boat-enthusiast Follow
i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
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girl its not that deep β
π boat-enthusiast Follow
to YOU. i just get it
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honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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π¦ pollypockets Follow
SQUAWK
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
π¦ pollypockets Follow
CA-CAW
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π plundermebooty Follow
the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
π plundermebooty Follow
i think i hauve scurvy
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π swabmydick Follow
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
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wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
π swabmydick Follow
i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
π΄ pegmeg
op killed them
π swabmydick Follow
even better news mateys, they kissed β β β
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Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.
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blaseball in the tumblr universe, part 5
(parts three and four may be needed for context)
the images are dividers showing that there is a new post or a new reblog on the same post.
anonymous asked:
So what do you think of telesonas? Like I get that being a telephone person hybrid isn't exactly exclusive to you and your siblings (in theory anyway), but it still feels really weird to me.
βοΈ official-jessica-telephone
you guys are doing this on purpose now
π offishial-jessica-telephone
i concur
βοΈ official-jessica-telephone
ID: a simplistic drawing of a person sitting at a desk with an expression of thinly masked agony on their face. /end ID
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i want to study at Seattle University
i will visit the needle and use public transport. i would watch iCarly on Nickelodeon all night while drinking Starbucks Frappuccinos with my roommate and their polycule. i'll have fresh small business coffee and a pastry every day that's worth 15 dollars. i would go to grunge band concerts every night and go to every Garages concert. i am also more likely to meet baristas, The Garages, Mike Townsend, and Kurt Cobain's Ghost.
i wish i was washingtonian :(
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βοΈ eyesinthedark11 π
βοΈ eyesinthedark11
she salmon on my cannon til i flood
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Soulscream detected: HEAOOHEAOOAAOIIOAOIIOO
#omg hiii #twirls my hair
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anonymous asked:
sorry everyone's being weird :/ might be an odd time, but out of sheer curiosity, what's your favorite blaseball team? i haven't seen you post about any one team
βοΈ official-jessica-telephone
not a bad time at all! i'm a flowers fan but i've been poking around dale and georgias fan spaces too. i won't "officially" switch teams or anything (flowers fan until i die atp) but i like hanging around both teams
#telephone calls #thank you! :]
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anonymous asked:
you've mentioned that you live in dallas, but you're a breath mints fan. do you not like the steaks? are they mean irl or something?
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omg no not at all!!! the steaks are great, the few that i've met are suuuper kind and just really amazing! i'm a breath mints fan because spearmint is keeping me hostage in the fresh dome basement
π spearmint
GO BACK INTO YOUR CORNER AND PUT THE GAG BACK IN YOUR MOUTH.
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I reblogged a couple fake Tumblr feeds and now my Tumblr For You tab is Halloween-themed.
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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated
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Hopital
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the goncharov tag rn
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how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblrβ¦.
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i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!
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haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!
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my hungry ass could never live next to a gardenerβ¦
#tunnelr is sooo easy
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met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a βdoeβ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml
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i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!
π blanc-de-thoto
is this really how i talked back in 2011
#why was i like that
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omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way
#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!
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π lucky7tail Follow
what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..
π lucky7tail Follow
hopital.
#not the gotcha i thought it was
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Mar 22, 1954
Back in 1951 I told my draft board I was a homosexual communist so I wouldn't be sent to Korea except now I'm not so sure I was lying lmao
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Mar 22, 1954
Looks like I'm joining the war on communism and perversion on the side of communism and perversion
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Mar 23, 1954
I've been blacklisted
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Apr 7, 1954
got another one fellas
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π₯ the-famous-eccles
May 12, 1954
can't believe i just saw princess margaret x peter townsend rpf on my dash with my own two eyes
#you know who you are
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May 12, 1954
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Mar 29, 1954
honestly dni if you support the boycotting of salt of the earth by movie theaters i'm not even kidding
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Apr 2, 1954
This just in: Tumblr thinks communist and un-American propaganda is good now
π johnny-dollars-expense-account-reviewer Follow
Apr 2, 1954
Say it ain't so
#this is the communism and un-american activities website
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β lesbianeffieperine
May 9, 1954
If these shitty rollers fall out again tonight istg
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May 12, 1954
Profanity
Blasphemy
VERDICT: POST NOT APPROVED
β lesbianeffieperine
May 12, 1954
excuse me
#what the fuck
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π· bebopappreciator
May 12, 1954
here's how adlai can still win
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RETURNING OCTOBER 5TH!
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