" I am so proud of you, Mish," Jared said placing a kiss on Mishas delicate forehead. "Or should I call you President Misha..." he giggled. Misha had entered the 2028 United States Presidential Election beating out the other opponents such as Centaur Jensen Ackles and Jules Conrad and My Chemical Romance (the Band). Jared was so proud of his little Election star and couldn't wait to celebrate. " How about we go to Chucky cheese and celebrate this election win, Mr. President." Jared batted his eyelashes. "Just you and me, your first lady"
"awww thank you jare-bear," said misha blushing as jared's fish lips smacked his hairline, "but of course i couldn't have done this without you." he smoldered, letting out a 'rawrrr' as jared started tickling his feet under the table. misha continued to smile as jared sung his praises, he loved hearing good things about himself! but of course misha had a secret that jared could never ever know, a secret that would stop his jaree-poo from stroking his toes! the truth was that he had cheated to win. he had sent his opponent jentaur into the glue factory and had thrown jules conrad and the emo band into a volcano. jared still thought that they had disappeared due to fearing him--and misha intended to never let jared know. "i would love to go to chunky cheese with you," he said batting his eyelashes back and biting his lip, "i'll arrange it so they throw all the nasty kids out and we steal all the prizes we want."
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I tripped on my own big toe.
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What did I do to deserve this
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There are certain unspecified cutscenes in TOTK which make me think that one or more devs are
A) horny for Ganondorf
and
B) into feet, maybe?
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Do your ocs have like bean paws? I don’t think they have them on their hands, but what about their feet? Sorry if it’s a bit weird!
They do have paw pads on their hands and feet! This is just a quick messy sketch but hopefully it sort of illustrates the look I personally go for with my anthros.
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i’m sure someone’s made a post abt this before but the idea of adrien potentially needing glasses is so funny to me bc he talks abt how the cat suit gives him super vision but what if it just like. corrects his eyesight to 20/20
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To those of you who feel lost because you never imagined being around on earth for this long: I see you. You are doing amazing - spectacular, honestly, and I mean that in the most beauiful way. I know how hard it is to feel like this, just know that it can be okay. Please be gentle with yourself. It's okay to feel lost - it's okay to be lost. There doesn't have to be a set "plan" for your life, just be here with us.
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Sorry to bring this up, but you used to draw with a guy under the name GameTheSoldier right? Have you seen what he recently posted?
Yes. For starters, I want to reiterate that anyone reading this post NEEDS TO BLOCK HIM. He is an online predator and emotional manipulator.
Trigger Warning Below: (Mentions of manipulation, predatory behavior, grooming, and pornography)
Me and 2 of my close tumblr friends would draw with him constantly on magma.io (all of 2022). He had strange tendencies of guilting us into drawing late into the night and emotionally breaking our characters. February of last year both of my friends came out and told me that he had been talking and drawing with them more privately. He had asked and guilted them into drawing pornography and extremely violent artworks of his and their characters. Both were underage.
I can tell you that what he has "admitted" in his most recent post is not even close to what he actually did.
Gamethesoldier, as a 22+ year old man, targeted MULTIPLE minors online, heavily MANIPULATED them, started long and serious relationships with them, and MANY more disgusting acts with pornography and gore. I went to the police last year, but was unable to get him arrested as he and his victims were in different countries and I myself was not one of his victims.
What he has done is unacceptable, despicable, and criminally illegal. One of my friends was heavily impacted by his actions and is still clearly shaken by what happened. They are at no fault for any of what he did.
For respect to my friends, I kept this quiet, deleting all of my art with him. But recently I saw he was with another magma.io group and... I could NOT let that stand. He does not deserve pity or empathy. He is a criminal and one who has manipulated minors to a horrifying degree.
I apologize for the extreme degree of this post. But I wanted to make it clear, he is not a good person.
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I think NL!Darlin would keep a spare set of pjs on them at all times :) too bad they’re human sized
my beloved Mono belongs to @heartfullofleeches
IDK HOW TO DRAW ITS FACE MAN HELMETS ARENT MY FORTE
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The thing is. Bad/gross food is rarely a DISH - when food is bad it's because it's been badly made, whether because of skills or available ingredients. but a dish p much only exists recognisably and has a name because someone likes at least one version of it.
which is to say. there isn't really a way of naming a dish, school of dishes or specific food culture and going EW ISN'T THIS DISH UNILATERALLY CONCEPTUALLY DISGUSTING without denigrating quite a lot of people.
like you don't have to like it in any form. but it's eaten and shared because it's good to a not insubstantial number of people when cooked right.
(and I don't really understand how you approach that with total incuriosity when it's a dish you haven't tried like. ARE rocky mountain oysters good? Maybe! I would very much eat some to find out!!!!)
this is actually something the British food poll did in a way the American ones I've seen haven't really - they described how the food they're imagining is, specifically, badly prepared (grey meat and veggies; unseasoned shepherd's pie). which is wildly tipping the scales by calling it British Food but. like. that is an on point definition of why that food is gross.
(this also applies to American chocolate, which like. Broad category but I think most of us understand this refers to low-cocoa high-sugar chocolate, probably with bucolic acid. so we are being invited to imagine Badly Made Chocolate not. the concept of chocolate)
personally I just think it's very rarely a good or funny idea to shittalk how gross any given food culture is. partly because food is important and culturally evocative for most people, partly because it's very...alienating? to be like WHO COULD EAT SUCH A THING? just because you wouldn't, and largely because to be frank it says more about you than about the food that you have so little imagination or curiosity that you can't imagine why a food might be enjoyable to folks who aren't you.
yes this includes jello salad, I would like to try it. ONCE. if it wasn't appealing to someone it wouldn't be so widespread.
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