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gilasaurus · 2 years

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devil's nest sketches from the gc last night

#fullmetal alchemist #fma:b #fma greed #fma bido #fma ulchi #myart #my friends...... (y greed)

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clearbun · 5 months

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your blog is so cool!!! can i ask if you have any special greed + devils nest gang headcanons to share for this humble anon's rewatch session?

aw tysm <3 I definitely have way too many thoughts about them rotating in my head constantly, let's see what we can grab today

one of the things that I actually really like from 03 is Greed busting out the chimeras when he's breaking himself out of the lab, so even though it doesn't exactly line up with what we're given in mangahood canon i like to hc something similar having happened anyways! (gonna be a lil vague because this loops back to a fic I'm writing a bit) "guy who's been locked up for who knows how long and isn't all there mentally's first instinct being to save people when all he can think about is needing to get out" does something to me yk

the chimeras having different sorts of chronic pain issues from being experimented on is so real to me that I forget it's not canon. I will die on the hill that Dolcetto's arm bands are actually braces to support his wrists. Greed catches any of them overdoing it when they're having a bad pain day and he will personally drag them off to bed whether they're in the middle of a conversation or work or anything. This is regular taking care of your possessions behaviour and not him being worried about his friends thank you very much

Roa just has the Vibes that he does most of the cooking for their group, but Greed definitely does quite a bit too (mostly when he can use excuses like "I'm the only one who can't get sick so I might as well be the one to make food" when there's something going around, or "Well I made this for Me because I need to eat all the finest things but I happened to make enough for everyone and being greedy means not letting things go to waste so you better have some" -guy who won't admit to himself or anyone else that everything he wants for himself is for them too)

Dolcetto being the main bouncer! most people would probably expect it to be Roa or Ulchi but he's a damn good guard dog thank you (being able to smoke more because he's outside the entrance is a bonus too) I don't have too specific hc's for what most of the others do during working hours other than Martel working the bar, but I kinda see Ulchi as dealing with fights that break out inside when he's not part of them himself (Roa helps with those ones it's ok)

#THIS IS KINDA LONG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M ASKED ABOUT THEM. I HOPE THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR LOL #the devil's nest #greed fma #greed the avaricious #fma #dolcetto #roa #martel #ulchi #just tagging them separately because they get specifically named #anon #ENJOY YOUR REWATCH <3

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birbliophile · 8 months

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Rough little sketches of the Xing gang with the Devil’s Nest crew from my Beasts of the East AU, where the Xing characters become chimera sometime during the Ishval war and join up with Greed.

More on the au here!

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found-family-tournament · 8 months

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Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 10 Group 49

Propaganda and further images under the cut

Devil's Nest Gang: Greed the Avaricious, Roa, Bido, Martel, Dolcetto, Ulchi, & more

Izumi, Sig, Edward & Alphonse:

Izumi could never have children of her own and she tried to guide them in life and sdkjljhksldkfbwiojfiuoe

Devil’s Nest Gang:

semi-immortal homunculus fleeing his terrible family. the handful of government experiments he rescued from a lab to be his minions. the various humans, cast out by society, who came to work for him under his protection. the tragedy that they all faced in the end together, protecting each others backs until the end, and the realization after all was said and done that a group of close friends was all he ever wanted... greed and his chimeras are THE found family of all time. fma is full of family relationships, both biological and not, but theres something especially resonant to me about greed escaping his birth family and finding kinship in the shadows with his fellow outcasts, all of whom love him just the way he is. something something lgbt metaphor. they dont get much time on screen but their impact on the series is huge, and in particular bidos undying loyalty to greed is what brings back his memories after hes been "purified" and winds up setting the scene for the entire final battle. there is so much sadness but so much love. all of them would and Did die for one another. roa and dolcetto sacrificing themselves for martel, martel dying in a last-ditch bid to avenge them, bido dying out of trust in greed even after everything about the situation should have told him not to, greed eventually dying to save his NEW friends... they make me cry! do you ever lay in a puddle of your own tears and think about a bunch of furries at a gay bar. i do.

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wheresunandseameet · 5 months

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Current F/O and counting:

All with multiple relationship types (romantic, platonic, Familial, or family roles) are likely with multiple alternate universes.

Comics:

Jaime Reyes aka the third blue beetle - romantic (primarily his comic runs (the first three if I remember right), young justice verse, and the couple of movies starting with TT vs JL). primarily talked about here

Khaji Da aka Scarab (DC) - platonic/Qppr

Bart Allen (DC, primarily YJ) - Platonic

Logan Howlett/Wolverine (X-Men/marvel) - Familial, Adoptive Father

Bruce Banner (Marvel) - Familial, father

Hulk - platonic

Steve Rogers - romantic

Thor - romantic

Matthew 'Matt' Murdock aka daredevil - romantic

Gamzee Makara (homestuck) - romantic (pale)

Sollux captor - romantic (flushed)

Mituna captor - platonic

Wayward Vagabond - platonic

Dave Strider - platonic

John Egbert - platonic

Anime:

Hibari Kyoya (Khr) - romantic (possibly/probably as poly)

Yamamoto Takeshi (Khr) - romantic (possibly/probably as poly)

Fon - Platonic

I-Pin - Platonic

Kakashi Hatake - romantic, both poly and solo

Shisui Uchiha (Naruto) - romantic, both poly and solo

Tobirama Senju - romantic, both poly and solo

Izuna Uchiha - romantic, both poly and solo

Naruto Uzumaki - Familial, nephew/ adoptive son/fraternal twin brother

Kushina Uzumaki - Familial, Sister/Mother

Minato Namikaze - Familial, Brother in law/Dad

Hinata Hyuuga - platonic/romantic

Hunk Garrett (voltron) - Romantic

Soul Eater Evans - romantic

Senri Shiki (vampire knight) - Romantic/Platonic

Rima Toya - Romantic/Platonic

Zero Kiryu - Platonic

Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) - Familial, Twin brother

Karin Kurosaki (bleach) - Familial, Younger sister

Yuzu Kurosaki (bleach) - Familial, Younger sister

Yasutora Sado aka Chad (bleach) - romantic

Toushiro Hitsugaya (bleach) - Romantic and Professional as Taichou of the 10th Division.

Kaien Shiba (bleach) - familial, cousin (known in one au)

Rangiku Matsumoto (bleach) - Platonic and Professional as Fukutaichou of the 10th Division.

Hizashi Yamada aka Present Mic (MHA) Familial, Father/Twin Brother

Eri (MHA) - Familial/Platonic, my child/niece

Himiko Toga - platonic

Ochako Uraraka - Romantic/Platonic

Izuku Midoriya - Romantic/Platonic

Tenya Iida - Romantic/Platonic

Tsuyu Asui - Romantic/Platonic

Shouto Todoroki - Romantic/Platonic

Denki Kaminari - Romantic/Platonic

Eijirou Kirishima - Romantic/Platonic

Fumikage Tokoyami - Romantic/Platonic

Dark Shadow - Platonic

Hitoshi Shinsou - romantic/Platonic/Familial, adoptive brother

Tamaki Amajiki - romantic

Mirio Togata - platonic/romantic

Nejire Hado - platonic/romantic

Taishiro Toyomitsu aka Fat Gum - Romantic/Platonic

Tensei Iida - Platonic/Familial

Shota Aizawa aka Eraserhead - Platonic/Familial

Nemuri Kayama aka Midnight - Platonic/Familial

Oboro Shirakumo (past) - Platonic/Familial

Dolcetto (fma) - romantic

Greed - Familial/Platonic, Boss, found family

Martel - Familial/Platonic, found family

Roa - Familial/Platonic, found family

Bido - Familial/Platonic, found family

Ulchi - Familial/Platonic, found family

Roy Mustang - Familial, brother

Book/TV shows/movies/movies based on books:

Fili (The Hobbit movies) - Romantic

Gimli Gloinul (Lotr movies) - Familial, cousin

Samwise Gamgee - romantic

Tauriel - platonic

Kili - Familial/Platonic, brother-in-law

Gloin - Familial, uncle

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) - Romantic

Penelope Garcia - Familial, cousin

Derek Morgan- platonic

Rafael Barba (Law and Order SVU) - Romantic

Wen Qing (The Untamed) - romantic

Wen Ning - Familial/Platonic

Jiang Cheng - romantic

Jiang Yanli - Familial/Platonic

Wei Wuxian - Familial/Platonic

Jin Ling - Familial

Ye Zhao (Oh My General) - Romantic

Oberyn Martell (Game of Thrones/GoT) - Romantic

Elia Martell - Romantic/Platonic

Aegon Targaryen - Familial

Rhaenys Targaryen - Familial

Ellaria Sand - Romantic

Tyrion Lannister - Romantic/Platonic

Lysa Arryn - Familial, Sister/Aunt/Mother

Robin Arryn - Familial, Brother/Cousin/Nephew

Jon Arryn - Familial, Uncle/Father/Brother-in-law

Catelyn Stark - Familial, Sister/Mother/Aunt

Eddard 'Ned' Stark - Familial, Father/Uncle/Brother-in-law

Robb Stark - Romantic/Familial, Brother/Cousin/Nephew

Jon Snow - Familial, Brother/Cousin/Nephew

Sansa Stark - Familial, Twin Sister/Cousin/Niece

Arya Stark - Familial, Sister/Cousin/Niece

Brandon 'Bran' Stark - Familial, Brother/Cousin/Nephew

Rickon Stark - Familial, Brother/Cousin/Nephew

Edmund Pevensie (chronicles of Narnia) - Romantic

Tadashi Hamada - romantic

Hiro Hamada - platonic

Baymax - platonic

Perseus "Percy" Jackson - Familial, half brother/cousin

Poseidon (percy jackson) - Familial, father/uncle

William Andrew Solace aka Will (percy jackson) - Familial, Half brother/cousin

Apollo (percy jackson) - Familial, Father/uncle

Luke Castellan - romantic

Alexander Lightwood (shadowhunters + books) - platonic

Isabelle Lightwood - platonic

Max Lightwood - platonic

Simon Lewis - Platonic

Clary Fray/Fairchild - Familial, Adoptive sister

Luke Garroway aka Lucian Graymark - Familial, Uncle/Father figure

Magnus Bane - platonic

William Herondale - romantic

Tessa Gray - romantic

James "Jem" Carstairs - romantic

Bolin (legend of Korra) - platonic/romantic

Bonnie Bennett (the vampire diaries) - Platonic

Caroline Forbes - platonic/Familial

Rebekah Mikaelson - Platonic/Familial/Romantic

Kol Mikaelson -Platonic/Familial/Romantic

Niklaus Mikaelson -Platonic/Familial

Elijah Mikaelson - Platonic/Familial

Finn Mikaelson - Platonic/Familial

Freya Mikaelson - Platonic/Familial

Hope Mikaelson - Familial

Hayley Marshall-Kenner - Platonic/Familial

Davina Claire - Platonic/Familial/Romantic

Marcel Gerard - Platonic/Familial/Romantic

Rosalie Hale (Twilight) - Platonic/Romantic/Familial

Emmett Cullen - Platonic/Romantic/Familial

Jasper Hale Whitlock - Platonic/Romantic/Familial

Embry Call - Platonic/Romantic

Leah Clearwater - Platonic/Romantic

Paul Lahote - Platonic/Romantic

Harry Potter - Familial, nephew/ adoptive son/fraternal twin brother

Lily Potter nee Evans - Familial, Sister/Mother

James Potter - Familial, Brother in law/Dad

Neville Longbottom (HP) - Platonic

Cedric Diggory (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Theodore Nott (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

William "Bill" Weasley (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Charles "Charlie" Weasley (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Percy Weasley (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Fred Weasley (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

George Weasley (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Luna Lovegood (HP) - Familial/Platonic

Susan Bones (HP) - Platonic

Blaise Zabini (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Daphne Greengrass (HP) - Platonic

Tracy Davis (HP) - Platonic

Padma Patil (HP) - Platonic

Parvati Patil (HP) - Platonic

Penelope Clearwater (HP) - Platonic

Nymphadora Tonks (HP) - Platonic

Remus Lupin (HP) - Platonic/Familial

Sirius Black (HP) - Platonic/Familial

Regulus Black (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Fleur Delcour (HP) - Romantic/Platonic

Games:

Asra Alnazar - romantic

Portia Devorak - romantic

Wyll Ravengard (bg3) - romantic

Jenevelle Hallowleaf aka Shadowheart (bg3) - romantic

Karlach Cliffgate (bg3) - romantic

Thancred Waters (FF14) - romantic

Ascilia aka Minfilia Warde - Platonic

Owyne - romantic/Platonic

Ryne Waters - Platonic/Familial

Alisaie Leveilleur (FF14) - Romantic

Alphinaud Leveilleur (FF14) - Platonic/Familial, Brother-in-law

Regis Lucis Caelum (FF15) - Familial, father

Noctis Lucis Caelum - Familial, half brother

Sylva Via Fleuret - Familial, aunt

Lunafreya Nox Fleuret - Familial, Cousin

Ravus Nox Fleuret - Familial, Cousin

Tredd Furia - Familial, Adoptive cousin/brother figure

Luche Lazarus - platonic

Axis Arra - platonic

Sonitus Bellum - platonic

Nyx Ulric - romantic

Libertus Ostium - platonic

Crowe Altius - platonic/romantic

Pelna Khara - platonic/romantic

Gladiolus 'Gladio' Amicitia - platonic

Ignis Scientia - platonic

Prompto Argentum - platonic

Link (loz) - romantic

Zelda - Familial, half Sister

Riju - Familial, distant relative

Sidon - romantic

Mipha - romantic

Gorou (Genshin Impact) - platonic/Romantic

Itto Arataki - platonic/romantic

Childe aka Tartaglia - Familial, half brother

Nilou - platonic

Kaedehara Kazuha - platonic/romantic

Kamisato Ayaka - platonic

Kamisato Ayato - platonic

Sans (undertale) - Romantic/Platonic/Familial, brother figure

Papyrus - platonic/Familial, Brother figure

Asriel Dreemurr - platonic/romantic

Napstablook - Familial/Platonic, Brother figure

Rosalina (Mario) - Familial, mother figure

Bowser - romantic

King Boo - romantic

Sun (fnaf) - romantic

Moon - romantic

Mei-Ling Zhou (overwatch) - Romantic

Snowball - platonic

Brigitte Lindholm - Romantic

Genji Shimada - Platonic/Romantic

GLaDOS - platonic

Brewster (animal crossing) - Familial

Celeste - Romantic

Blathers - Platonic

Tom Nook - platonic

Timothy 'Timmy' Nook - Familial, nephew

Thomas 'Tommy' Nook - Familial, nephew

Redd - Platonic

Duolingo - Platonic

Fanfics (likely i haven't had the chance to read the source material but the fics are good):

Bharin Kalzik (TBDH) - Familial, father figure

Patrick Kalzik - Familial, father figure

Surajini Kalzik - Familial, mother figure

Quinten Auwren Kalzik - Romantic

Dyshoka Kalzik - Familial, sister figure

Ithycar Deveraine - Familial

Bahn Deveraine - Familial

Aracle Insen Deveraine - Familial

Greta Deveraine - Familial

Ilsa Gorgens Deveraine - Familial, mother figure

Ariki Deveraine - Romantic

#Circles upon Circles #F/O Masterlist

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dragontamer05 · 2 years

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Characters not yet in FMA mobile but I hope to get

Father like his final form at the end /Hoenhiem they have models in the tutorial but not sure if obtainable yet

Pride

Wrath

Greedling

Bido (look I know in the manga he's not much of a fighter but at least he has more important e than some guy who showed up for 1 chapter idk mske himva support type then heal n stat boost)

Ulchi too maybe?

Truth (okay I know it won't happen but wouldn't it be hilarious)

Gruman cause why not

Beast Mode Envy/ Full shield Greed (maybe as alternate skins or something)

Alphonse but like his human body?

Lan Fan and Ling or there but don't recall seeing Fu at the moment

Marco (don't remeber if I saw em or not)

Black Hayate because he's an important member of Roy's team

Rebecca

#fma mobile #its got an amazing starting selection of characters but i could so see lots of others

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nihil404 · 5 years

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Greed, walking into the Devil's Nest with crocs on: I got new shoes-

Ulchi, staring at them: Boss, what, and with all due respect, the fuck.

#fmab #fma #greed #fmab greed #greed fma #fmab ulchi #fma ulchi #fma the devil's nest #fmab the devil's nest #the devil's nest gang #they didnt deserve what happened #change my mind #change my damn mind #he's a crocodile chimera

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electricpoetryinmotion · 6 years

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Hey everyone, I’m back with another (veeery blurry) preview of my piece for the @devilsnestzine ! Work has been killer, but it is definitely nearing completion. Please check out the zine’s main page for other awesome previews and info, and pre-orders open October 5th!

Note that any previews posted are subject to change for the final product!

#devil's nest zine #devilsnestzine #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fma 2003 #fma greed #solf j. kimblee #fma martel #fma roa #fma dolcetto #shou tucker #fma blondie #fma doc #fma bido #fma ulchi #fanart #digital art #zine

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x-rainflame-x · 2 years

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A Stitch in Time Saves Lives- FMA One-shot

Helloooo @dragontamer05 I'm your Secret Santa (pinch-hitter) :DDD Hope your holidays were amazing, and your new year off to a fabulous start <3

Summary: A dry-cleaning accident ruins Greed's jacket, and now the team must come together to save both it and the dog chimera responsible.

Tags: Humor, shenanigans, family, Devil's Nest crew, making fun of Greed's (lack of) taste, Martel has to put up with a lot.

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“I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today,” Dolcetto began, his behavior unusually solemn for the typically easy-going dog chimera.

Martel in fact was wondering, because she had been knee-deep in the final book of her favorite period drama, and a secret meeting in the dark sewers underneath The Devil’s Nest with her four obnoxious “brothers” was taking her away from the big finale.

“Are you going to tell us, or are you going to make us guess?” Ulchi griped, crossing his big muscly arms and giving Dolcetto a glare that was nothing short of reptilian.

Without any more preamble, Dolcetto pulled a garment from behind his back and laid it out on the stone floor.

Martel felt her cold blood go just a bit colder.

“Is that . . .” Bido began, horror dripping off every syllable.

Dolcetto nodded. “Greed’s jacket.”

Forbidding silence stole their voices for a long while, the true magnitude of the situation settling heavy on their shoulders. Sewer water bubbled and rushed past as Martel saw visions of their impending doom play out in her mind’s eye in increasingly creative scenarios.

Bido, never one for silent contemplation, couldn’t take it anymore.

“We’re dead!” he wailed, fretting his spongey fingers together, long tail swishing in anxiety. “We’re dead, we’re dead, we’re dead! He’s going to kill you Dolcetto, and then he’s going to kill all of us just because we know!”

Roa, ever the level-headed one, brought a meaty fist down on Bido’s head, effectively halting the tirade.

“What happened?” Martel demanded, hoping no one heard how weak her voice had become.

“Greed’s favorite dry cleaner was closed for Meat Day,” Dolcetto explained, “so I took it to the one on the south side of town. They said it was an accident and offered to buy a new one, but Greed’s had this probably longer than we’ve been alive. I don’t know where you’d even find another jacket as tacky as this one.”

The tacky jacket in question laid incriminatingly between them. Most of it looked great; the black leather was clean, the fur collar fluffy and white, silver buttons attached and gleaming. One sleeve was stretched out neatly, a bit of thread stitching together the small hole Greed had put in the wrist years ago. A good patch job by a reputable dry cleaner.

But the left sleeve, the whole length of it, looked like it had been used as a rottweiler’s tug toy. It was stretched and shredded, the fur cuff of it chewed and mangled almost beyond recognition, the leather torn and scratched and a complete loss.

Oh yes, Greed was going to kill them.

“Anyone want to say a few words?” Ulchi asked. Martel smacked him in the stomach, the highest point she could comfortably reach on the man that claimed to be mixed with a crocodile, but Martel suspected it was probably a giraffe.

“What are we going to do?” Bido fretted, clearly recovered from his previous assault and ready to panic again.

“Where’s Greed now?” Dolcetto asked.

“Sleeping,” Rao said.

Martel quirked an eyebrow. “It’s almost two in the afternoon.”

Rao shrugged. “Guess he had a late night.”

Martel resisted the urge to roll her eyes. Probably a late night up to no good. She loved their leader with a loyalty that could rival Dolcetto’s, but Greed’s interests always seemed to be both eccentric and excessive. The man did nothing if not live up to his name.

Dolcetto looked at Martel, his gaze going all glossy and hopeful—the quintessential ‘puppy dog eyes.’ “Can you fix it?”

Martel gave him the quintessential ‘murderous glare.’ “Are you joking?”

Rao crossed his arms. “Don’t you think that’s a little bit sexist?”

Dolcetto shrugged, gesturing to Ulchi and Bido. “It’s not going to be one of those two idiots.”

“Hey!” both objected.

Roa looked at the two idiots in question. “Hm. Point.”

“I’ll have you know I fixed this myself!” Bido said, holding out the sides of his tattered tunic. Martel wasn’t sure what she was supposed to be looking at until she noticed the jagged line around the bottom.

“You’re telling me you cut off the bottom with a box cutter so it would fit your stubby frame, and you think that means you’re fit to fix clothing?”

The chimera glared up at her. “It’s more than you have on your resumé!”

Martel was starting to get a headache.

“So, no one here knows how to fix this?” Dolcetto asked with a resigned sigh.

“I can try,” Roa said, stepping forward. At everyone’s incredulous look, he frowned. “What? My mom taught me some stuff.”

“No judgement,” Dolcetto said, raising his hands in a placating gesture. “How long do you need?”

“An hour, to be on the safe side,” he said, bending down to scoop the jacket up in one large hand. “It’s not gonna look the same though.”

“I’ll take functional,” Dolcetto assured him. “Greed might not kill me if it’s functional.”

Roa nodded. “I’ll take it to your room; you’ve got the best light for this kind of thing. Dolcetto, you come with me. He knows you were supposed to pick up the dry cleaning today and he’ll be asking for it if he sees you.”

“Good idea,” Dolcetto agreed. “And you three just . . . keep him busy. He might not even wake up until it’s ready.”

A muffled voice filtered in from the closed wooden door behind them.

“Hey, Martel? Roa? Where is everybody?”

The group let out a collective groan.

“So much for that,” Martel groused.

“I can’t go in there!” Bido cried, pulling his tail to his chest like a teddy bear. “I’m too weak! I’ll tell him everything!”

Martel resisted the urge to smack him on the back of the head. “Fine, stay here.”

“You can’t leave me here alone!” he howled, dropping his tail to snatch her by the shirt. “It’s dark, and what if he comes out here looking for me?!”

“You are completely useless,” Dolcetto sighed. “Ulchi, stay out here with the snitch. Martel, I guess that means you’re running interference alone.”

And she was so excited about it.

“Grand.”

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“Hey, Martel,” Greed said when Martel finally emerged from the cellar. She carried a bottle of something probably expensive and completely incompatible with her tastes if she’d bothered to look, but she needed a reason to be in the cellar, and getting a drink was probably a better excuse than looking for root vegetables.

The homunculus looked around the empty bar, his neck strangely long without the cover of his fur-lined jacket. “Where is everybody?”

Martel was accomplished in many things, from tactics to assassinations, but she was a terrible liar.

Oh well. May as well try to save Dolcetto’s neck, and by extension her own. Being a team player and all that.

“They’re all out with Dolcetto getting the dry cleaning.”

Greed frowned, his violet eyes narrowing. “All of them?”

“Guess there was a lot of laundry,” Martel shrugged and hoped it came across nonchalant.

“Ulchi was supposed to be watching to door,” he groused. “If those kids try to sneak back in here, we’re going to have the military all over us for serving minors.”

Martel was pretty sure the verbal exchange said kids had with Roa had discouraged any future attempts at sneaking into The Devil’s Nest, and that if that didn’t work, the way Dolcetto had chased after them like a blood hound after a fox surely did. She’d never seen kids move so fast.

“No kids have tried to get in this morning. Hey, would you mind helping me with something?” She fought off a wince at how unnatural the request sounded.

Greed cocked his head to the side. “You want my help?”

“Yes,” she said quickly. Too quickly.

Keep it together.

“With what?”

She was horrified to realize she hadn’t thought that far ahead. Dolcetto just said to get him away from the cellar door, then keep him occupied.

Occupied with what?

Maybe she should have asked.

“My closet.”

“Your . . .closet?”

“Yes. Very disorderly. I need some help with organization . . . stuff.”

Greed quirked one dark eyebrow. “Martel, I’ve known you for five years. You’ve never so much as misplaced a sock, much less needed help organizing your closet.”

Where did the idiot that frequently asked Roa to knock his own head of his shoulders for kicks get the gall to be observant?

“Fine!” Martel huffed. “I need help rearranging my room.”

Greed’s look of concern turned sleezy. Martel reflexively gripped the bottle tighter. “Babe, if you wanted to spend some quality time with me, you should have just asked—”

Thunk.

“Owe!”

Maybe bringing a bottle up from the cellar wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

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If Roa didn’t hurry, Martel wasn’t sure they would have a fearless leader to surprise anymore.

“To the left,” she instructed.

“We already moved it to the left.”

“More to the left.”

“It’s right back where we started!”

“That was before we moved the dresser.”

“We moved the dresser back where we started!”

“If you didn’t want to help me, you should have just said so!” she spat, wrenching the bedframe out of his grip and dragging it to the left. Exactly where it had been thirty minutes ago before she and Greed had rearranged her room.

She was a woman of precision and order, and her room had been exactly the way she wanted it since she’d moved in.

Maybe Dolcetto should have given her a little more guidance than “keep him occupied.”

“I’m helping, aren’t I?” Greed groused, crossing his bare arms.

“Debatable.”

“Why are we moving the furniture in a circle, and why aren’t the guys back yet?” Greed’s eyes narrowed again, something lighting behind the suspicion.

His eyes widened.

“They’re here, aren’t they?”

Martel’s hands went cold. “I told you they all—”

“Went out for the laundry, yeah, yeah,” Greed waved her off, heading for the door. “Lying to your boss. I should fire you,” he grumbled, stalking out into the hallway.

“Wait!” Martel called, slipping past him to block his way as only a snake could, raising her arms to bar his advance. “They’re trying to surprise you!”

He regarded her blandly. “The only thing surprising to me right now is how you have a bed, a dresser, and a nightstand in your room, and you managed to make me waste half an hour moving it absolutely nowhere.” He pushed past her, stopping in front of Bido’s door and throwing it open.

Inside was dark, the curtains drawn tightly shut, and a pungent, musty sort of smell assaulted her tongue.

Greed shut the door faster than he’d opened it. “We have got to make that little gremlin clean his room.”

Martel was a little too smell-shocked to comment.

Taking advantage of her distraction, he threw open the next door.

Roa and Dolcetto, both sitting cross-legged on the dusty floorboards, stared back at them like deer in the headlights.

Very guilty deer in the headlights, if Martel was any judge.

“Ah-ha!” Greed declared, stalking forward. Dolcetto shuffled a pile of leather and fluff behind his back like a culpable toddler, and Roa slowly scraped a few pieces of leather under his pant leg. “You two nitwits made my best soldier lie to me, and I’d like to know why.”

Dolcetto shot her a look of utter betrayal. Martel stuck her forked tongue out at him and flicked it once. Served him right, ruining her afternoon with his idiocy.

“Look Boss,” he began, getting to his feet, hands clutching the evidence of his crime behind his back. “I have some bad news, and some good news.”

Greed crossed his arms, sighing both loudly and dramatically. “I can’t wait.”

As for Martel, she took a small step backwards.

“The bad news is . . . your leather jacket was maimed in a dry-cleaning accident.”

Greed stared at Dolcetto.

Dolcetto stared at Greed.

Martel was pretty sure she heard every muscle in Greed’s body snap tight.

“What . . . did you say?” The last word had a fury of a thousand souls in it, chilling Martel to the bone.

Martel took another step back, just to be safe.

“My jacket?! I always get everything I want Dolcetto, but that jacket was everything I loved!” Greed snarled, stalking forward, forcing Dolcetto back. Martel hadn’t seen Greed this angry since Bido accidentally left a tuna fish sandwich in his new car for three days in August. “I’ve had that jacket longer than you’ve been alive, dog boy!”

Dolcetto had gone an interesting shade of pasty white. “The good news is,” he quickly added, voice crackling like an octogenarian’s knees, “is that we made some improvements!” Without further delay, the chimera whipped out the remains of the jacket, crouching behind it like a shield.

It was Greed’s jacket alright, but . . . less.

In fact, it was missing both sleeves.

The jacket had become a vest, and in a bizarre twist of fate Martel could have never predicted, it somehow looked even worse for it.

Dolcetto was in for it now.

But instead of bridging the gap and wrapping his ultimately-shielded fingers around Dolcetto’s throat, Greed reached forward and gently took the vest in his hands.

He turned it over, examining the empty sleeves, the hem, the fur.

“This looks . . . great.”

. . . great?

“It does?” Martel and Dolcetto asked in unison.

“It does,” Greed said, slipping it on over his black shirt. The thing looked absolutely ridiculous on him, and with a sinking feeling, Martel was beginning to realize that was the reason he liked it so much. “I didn’t think this jacket could get any better and it did!” he grinned, admiring his own biceps in his now sleeveless jacket. “Man, this looks a lot better! I thought I was going to have to kill you Dolcetto.”

“Heh. . . heh . . .” Dolcetto forced an unconvincing laugh. “Real funny, Boss.”

“Oh, I wasn’t kidding, I like this jacket more than I like you,” Greed clarified, running his hands over the soft fur collar. “But you guys really outdid yourselves this time.”

“Nice to be irreplaceable,” Dolcetto growled, shuffling back behind Roa, seemingly in case Greed suddenly discovered a sense of taste and hated the vest.

Thump, thump.

Everyone froze, listening.

Thump, thump, thump, thump.

“What on earth . . .” Greed began but didn’t get to finish before Bido burst into the room.

Martel narrowly avoided a door to the nose.

“Dolcetto did it!” Bido screamed, eyes wild and red-rimmed, tail swinging violently behind him. “It was Dolcetto, not me, and I can prove it!”

Ulchi stomped into the room on the other chimera’s heels, panting hard.

“Sorry guys, I tried to stop him. Little weasel is slippery.”

“Gecko,” Bido corrected hotly, turning back to their boss. “Greed, I had nothing to do with it! They were holding me in the sewers against my will or I would have told you sooner!”

Dolcetto made a very canine-sounding growl. “Bido.”

Bido flinched, hunching his neck into the cowl of his tunic like a cowering turtle as he turned to face the other chimera. Bido was an idiot, but he could take a hint.

“Yeah, yeah, we already know all that,” Greed said dismissively, waving a hand like he would shoo a fly.

Bido blinked. “You do?”

“Yup.”

His eyes darted from Dolcetto back to Greed. “And Dolcetto is . . . still alive?”

“Yup,” Dolcetto responded, the vaguest promise of a threat in his voice.

Bido swallowed loudly. “Oh.”

“Well,” Greed began with a wide, toothy yawn. “This was fun guys, but I’m gonna go take a nap.”

Dolcetto frowned. “You just got up.”

“Yeah, well, it’s rough managing a business.”

“Roa manages the business,” Martel muttered.

“It’s rough pretending that I manage the business,” Greed snarked back, pushing past Martel and out into the hall.

Everyone stared at each other for a few seconds, basking in the relief of an operation well-executed.

Then Martel had a terrible thought.

“Dolcetto . . . you said Greed’s jacket was ruined in a dry-cleaning accident.”

Dolcetto went very still very quickly.

“Yes . . .”

The terrible thought bloomed into a burning flame.

“Where are my clothes, Dolcetto?”

Dolcetto took a small step back. “Um, that’s a very good question Martel—”

“Where are my clothes?” Ulchi asked, a note of panic in his voice. “I only own three shirts, and you dropped off two of them!”

“My pants?!” Bido demanded. “That was the only pair that fit!”

“Look guys, I don’t—”

Roa finally got off the ground, towering over Dolcetto at his full height. “My suit?”

Martel had never seen a man run so fast.

“Get back here!” Ulchi screeched, flying out the door after him. “You owe me shirts!”

Roa lumbered after them, Bido on his heels, leaving Martel to stare at the scraps of Greed’s jacket and Dolcetto’s open closet door.

An open closet filled with clothes.

And she smiled.

You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, steal a roommate’s clothes and make lemonade.

To be fair, Martel got a couple of pairs of very nice cargo pants out of the deal.

And if Dolcetto’s kimono was suddenly missing its sleeves, he never asked about it.

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Fin

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A.N: I had a lot of fun with this one (but let's be honest, I usually do xD). I've never written for the Devil's Nest crew, so this was a nice little exercise away from my typical Ed or Roy POV lol. Comments/reblogs are treasured, and I will post to AO3/FFN at some point as well. Hope you enjoyed!

God Bless,

-RainFlame

#fma fan fic #fic by RainFlame #a stitch in time saves lives #fma fic #fma oneshot #the devil's nest crew #greed #martel #dolcetto #roa #ulchi #bido #secret santa 2021

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Found Family Tournament Round 1 Part 27 Group 131

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Devil's Nest Gang: Greed the Avaricious, Roa, Bido, Martel, Dolcetto, Ulchi, & more

Shepherds: Chrom, Lissa, Frederick, Robin, Sully, Vaike, Maribelle, Sumia, Stahl, Kellam, Miriel, Panne, Olivia, Cordelia, Henry, Tharja, Gaius, Ricken, Lon’qu, Nowi, Gregor, Libra, Cherche, Virion, Say’ri

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