Something something why are you, as a man, calling the enemy who has insulted you so gravely, "divine"? (or excellent/noble/etc/whatever your translation uses in that instance in Book 3)
Inspiration under the cut.
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iliad tumblr simulator
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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine
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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers
#/srs
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hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha
#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn
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i miss my wife
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currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies
#captive princess life
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never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died
#psa #medicine
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guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back
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:((
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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away
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why are all the animals coughing to death?
#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me
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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr
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girl help it's been ten years
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being haunted by visions can be very fun actually
#therapist told me to be positive #trying
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hello
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stop telling me to kill myself???
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i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die
#if this doesnt happen then what is the point
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“We need more complex female characters!”
None of you could even handle Helen of Sparta. And she’s been around for a long time, yet she’s still misunderstood.
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the iliad as those bird memes (sorry for weird formatting at the end)
achilles:
patroclus:
helen:
diomedes:
hector:
odysseus:
andromache:
calchas:
paris:
bonus! clytemnestra:
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So what was going on in Sparta before Menelaos left, anyway? ;)
Battle fresco background heavily based on some fragmentary Mycenaean ones. Paris also originally had no jewellery or kohl on, but he would be the type to dress back up late evening to go flirting a lil', so I added some.
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Odysseus: Okay, I’ve come up with a 3-step plan to get Helen to marry you!
Menelaus: . . . Okay . . .
Odysseus: Step one - invite her to play Truth or Dare
Menelaus: Oh gods
Odysseus: Step two - wait until she picks dare, which she will because I’ll be making chicken noises at her
Menelaus: dude no
Odysseus: Step three - DARE her to marry you!
Helen, from the other room: It could work!
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