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littlesparklight · 8 months
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Something something why are you, as a man, calling the enemy who has insulted you so gravely, "divine"? (or excellent/noble/etc/whatever your translation uses in that instance in Book 3)
Inspiration under the cut.
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dootznbootz · 5 months
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It saddens me that Helen of SPARTA is mostly known as Helen of TROY. As if she wasn't born, raised, and most likely, died in Sparta. Yes, she was of TROY for a while...But she was able to go back home to where she WANTED TO BE.
(Edit: Hating on Menelaus is illegal)
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adhdchilles · 5 months
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iliad tumblr simulator
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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine
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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers
#/srs
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hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha
#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn
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i miss my wife
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currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies
#captive princess life
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🐌 patrokloss Follow
never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died
#psa #medicine
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guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back
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:((
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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away
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why are all the animals coughing to death?
#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me
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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr
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girl help it's been ten years
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👁 cassssandra Follow
being haunted by visions can be very fun actually
#therapist told me to be positive #trying
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🐭 parisbutitsnotfrance Follow
hello
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stop telling me to kill myself???
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i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die
#if this doesnt happen then what is the point
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gigizetz · 4 months
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Helen of Troy
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aphemera · 1 month
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everyone’s reaction to the kate middleton disappearance is exactly how i imagined the people of sparta reacting to helen’s kidnapping
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medusaspeach · 7 months
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Classicstober Day 14: Helen 🌹
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glossc1 · 1 month
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born from an egg 🥚
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ladytrist · 4 months
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History of Man by Maisie Peters
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“We need more complex female characters!”
None of you could even handle Helen of Sparta. And she’s been around for a long time, yet she’s still misunderstood.
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mothmanismymainman · 1 year
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the iliad as those bird memes (sorry for weird formatting at the end)
achilles:
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patroclus:
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helen:
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diomedes:
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hector:
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odysseus:
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andromache:
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calchas:
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paris:
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bonus! clytemnestra:
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littlesparklight · 4 months
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So what was going on in Sparta before Menelaos left, anyway? ;)
Battle fresco background heavily based on some fragmentary Mycenaean ones. Paris also originally had no jewellery or kohl on, but he would be the type to dress back up late evening to go flirting a lil', so I added some.
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secretceremonials · 1 year
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- cassandra and helen- evelyn de morgan x the new barbie selfie maker
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incorrecthomer · 1 month
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Odysseus: Okay, I’ve come up with a 3-step plan to get Helen to marry you! Menelaus: . . . Okay . . . Odysseus: Step one - invite her to play Truth or Dare Menelaus: Oh gods Odysseus: Step two - wait until she picks dare, which she will because I’ll be making chicken noises at her Menelaus: dude no Odysseus: Step three - DARE her to marry you! Helen, from the other room: It could work!
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nikoisme · 7 months
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Yes Troy (2004) is shit,, but they were so real for having Hector hug Helen
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thelonelylemonsquare · 7 months
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Helen of Troy
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tamaruaart · 2 months
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the women of troy? nah nah, the women of depression is more like it
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