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goobiestar · 2 years

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raises hand ✋

Sorry this took so long, i forgot and i was pretty busy yesterday

Beware i have a LOT of fucking bullet points vv plus these r projections lol

(Btw kits/apprentices dont have the suffix “kit/paw” its just their prefix lmao)

Goose is 2 years younger than Wisteria, making her 28 when she passes

Goose height maxed out when he was 15, he, at tallest, was 5’1 (me ong)

Goose was a nail biter, 100% which was definitely not nice to his teeth and his growing underbite

Goosefeather also had to wear glasses 24/7 since he had messed up vision in both his eyes. Idk something i have i just forgot what it was called LMAO,,, no he never wears his glasses

Goosefeather decided to full transition when he turned 16, although he got LOTS OF BACKLASH, he never really paid much attention, this gave him a bunch of bullies, which one included his sister’s boyfriend Stormtail.

Goosefeather got surgery on his chest when he officially turned 25 a few years after his nieces were born, he was given a discount because hes the official head doctor, a very surprising age to be one too.

Goose never wanted to be a doctor, his mentor Sheeppelt, aka his godmother made him one, also took him to multiple churches after finding out he has an unexplainable gift from the gods

Goose was actually more into war, especially seeing his childhood friend, Pineheart, become a general at an young age alongside the mayor Doestar to protect their small town.

His younger brother, Fuzzypelt is 11 years younger than he is.

Fuzzy and Goosefeather never got along, it was Wisteria that always had to babysit the two and make sure they didnt fuck anything up

Goosefeather usually drove his nieces to school after their mother passed being drafted into a war that he had indirectly caused

Gonna mention too, Goosefeather was not a good driver, usually he gets very distracted and was advised by many police officers to slow down or not drink and drive

Goosefeather really enjoyed Basketball when he was younger, but due to his short height he was usually made fun of and never truly got into sports like the other athletes, he later got into golf when he got older, as free time.

Apart from Goose’s heavy work in the medical fields and teaching his intern Feather how to do shit, Goosefeather really enjoyed listening to music and even playing it.

When Goose was younger he was never a good student in school, he always threw pinecones at cars and stole a lot back then, he didn’t live in a very good area after his mother and step-father divorced, so he was usually in the middle of the street riding his bike and getting into fights (this was when Sheeppelt stepped in)

After that, Goose began to become more studious and actually caring towards his work, scared that he would be kicked out the house by his mother or worried Sheeppelt would get mad

Goosefeather stopped dating when he was 23 after his bf, Milkbelly died. But started dating again in his early 40’s (specifically Sagewhisker), he gave birth to Brindle when he was 47, and then Daisykit at 49, which is….. not great!!! Actually fatal since he really isn’t all that strong anymore either

Goosefeather warns his niece, Blue that she could become a rich CEO, she could become the mayor, she could be powerful if she took a specific path that he lead her by.

Goosefeather picked up weed & smoking and a twinge of drinking in his late 20’s, usually, Goose dozes off and lets his intern do his job because he usually suffers from some sort of hangover or is just straight up fucked. Bro hes depressed!!!

Goosefeather always enjoyed wearing baggier clothes and hats and even tanktops at home or to go to the store, he never paid much attention to how clean or how dirty his clothes were and sometimes forgot to go to the laundromat place, so yes, he walks around with dirty clothes on the job.

Goosefeather retired at the ripe age of 57, and started working more on his cars and bikes, he always had a knack for building and mechanics. Sometimes stayed in bed due to migraines and sores in his body, his successor, Featherwhisker usually visits him to make sure hes okay, most of the time finding Goosefeather under a fucking whole ass car.

Goosefeather taught Brindle and Daisy how to play the electric guitar, and taught them chords and specific riffs.

Goosefeather never truly celebrated his birthday, but was always seen getting a little birthday card for his nieces, his intern and his ‘friend’ Pineheart, and then putting like $20 in there.

One of his favorite foods were definitely cheese tamales … same bro..

Goosefeather usually kept a little rosary hanging somewhere in his house and a little shrine full of his older sister’s fave things.

Goosefeather HATED coffee, he wasn’t sure how everyone could like coffee but he never actually enjoyed it, he struck closer with tea and gatorade 🙄🙄

Goosefeather ALWAYS wanted a lowrider, it could’ve been a bike, a car!! But no, that shit is expensive bro..

Due to having a short, awful childhood, Goosefeather usually had a couple dolls in his room and a few toys his daughters over the years gave him

He had an easy bake oven /j

Speaking of which, Goosefeather.. liked.. cooking! If he had the energy to get up and do it, when his niece Bluefire was grieving hard, he would usually make her a batch of cookies, doesn’t make things better, he just always felt guilty and wanted to show her his love.

Chicano, but spoke spanish after his mother taught him, his dad is white 💀

After seeing his eldest daughter, Brindlepaw injured by her mentor, Stormtail, Goosefeather tried running him over with his car 100%

Goosefeather was in his 60’s when he had passed, he passed due to a car crash, his body under the car with Stormtail not too far away dead aswell,,,, slay king!!!!!!

#keep in mind theres a lot more but this is already vry overwhleming #cuz most is just straight up projection.. also giving goose shit i want #dont complain my kitty cat au my rules #wc anthro au #goosefeather #au #warrior cats au #warrior cats #goobie bites #asks #this is also messy because i havent worl build this much #so it would be cool to hear what yall thing since im bad at world building LOL

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wander-wren · 1 year

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wren's clangen adventures, pt 1

i played clangen for like?? two weeks back when it was first a thing in august, then stopped bc College, but....i love cats. so lets get back into it. new version of the game, new clan, all that. if i get into it enough maybe we will do a fanfic or a sideblog or something

pt 2 will probably be like, me making proper lore and things. if it ever happens. woo

this post is just gonna be me making my brand new clan and probably yelling about the changes of almost three months. be warned its 1 in the morning

first of all, SO many cool new settings, lets go, its prettier?? wow?? okay clan time. i spent like 15 minutes trying to think of a clan name lol and decided to go with hazeclan. foggy bros?? i guess

and LOOK at this lovely lady right off the BAT. i like the idea of a faithful leader. also i think shes pretty. lets go

oh no i didnt look at anyone else closely and now i got a buncha elders and a buncha babies. no thats a lie i have some okay people. like this pretty lady who will be brightstar's deputy :)) buckfoot is just. i thought it was weird name but its grown on me

alright, he's kinda plain looking, but his name intrigues me AND he's got a strange trait, mans has to be medcat. hellooo hawkhare

hm collected everyone except the elders....let it be known that they are called bigwatcher, daygoose, and antwish. i recruited daygoose bc cmon, goose suffix??

ooh wait i can CHOOSE THEIR TERRITORY?? okay where would you live if you were named hazeclan....mountain cliff? it was either that or beach tidepools but im not feeling a beachy vibe

look at themmm

WAIT CATS CAN BE TRANS NOW

DAYGOOSE IS NONBINARY?????

hell yeah good for them

alright let's play through a year real quick and see what happens

wait I CAN TRANS THE CAT'S GENDER?? who will be my test dummy,,,,, hell yeah lichenblossom

also daygoose got given a holly berry i shouldnt get attached to the old people but they are so CUTE

AWW jaypaw and daygoose each had a positive interaction with each other. cuteee. ALSO WE GOT A NEW KIT!! brookkit. clangen refused to take this into account but let it be known that lichenblossom found her. we also found a loner!! her name is mouseheart she is LOVELY

so basically shes my new favorite. prebby baby. survivor of a tragedy backstory?? we love angst. also patient and good teacher. cute traits

mayday yall daygoose FELL IN A RIVER and got hurt

also. lmao

daygoose is a badass. they got a scar defending the territory

the flavor text, funnily enough, is "thinking about how too many cats die young." daygoose will outlive all of us and if they dont uhh i'll hack the game. daygoose forever

next moon: daygoose fucking dies

i swear yall i spent a solid hour attempting to resurrect daygoose bc the new game files confused me and uhhh i accidentally broke something somewhere and now it will Not open :]] its okay i uhh immediately went to bed and forgot i was drafting this post so good evening. daygoose is at the moment schrodinger's cat.

i have too much Shit to do in my real not-cat-related life unfortunately but when i get some time again i will look into The That. tune in later for hazeclan adventures

#wrens clangen adventures #hazeclan: the saga #<<those will be my tags for this #clangen #warrior cats #wc oc clan #wc ocs #as i type these tags and it is no longer three in the morning i think i thought of a clangen solution lol so stay tuned

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i-have-bees-in-my-brain · 1 year

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CLANGEN TIME!!! meet Bayclan:

I adore all these cats so much and we havent even started yet lol.

For once a leader i actually really like:) cherryeyes/ cherrystar i trust u with my life

Oh no, a brown tabby tom, claw-suffix, confident and smart deputy, lets hope he doesnt cause any problems...

Smallshine is just the cutest name ever. I hc her as Creekclaws sister.

The kits are extremely cute, cant wait to see them grow up!!!

I also have an apprentice, Swallowpaw, but i forgot to take a picture of him lol

Storywise it goes like this: Cherrystar, Creekclaw and Smallshine were loners who shared the forest BayClan now lives in peacefully. Recently, Eagle and her nephew Swallow have arrived in the area after traveling across the lands for many moons. They have met other Clans before and shared their stories with the local three.

Ever since then, Smallshine has been having strange dreams telling her to ask the travelers to stay and live together with them in the ways of the Clans they met. So they decided to take on Clan names and held a competition over the title of Leader. Eagletalon declined to partake, and Cherryeyes narrowly beat Creekclaw, for which he was made deputy and awarded with the honor of training young Swallowpaw by Eagletalon.

The newest addition to the Clan is Apricotsmoke. He used to be a kittypet, but his twolegs abandoned him when he wasn't a cute kitten anymore. He managed to survive out on his own and made his way to the lands of BayClan. Near the border, he found two kits, one not even a moon old, all alone, and took pity on them. Smallshine found the three of them while out gathering berries like the cat in her dream told her, and took them back to camp.

Lets see where this takes us yeeeeee

#clangen #bayclan

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beetleshade · 3 years

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✨don't forget to take your meds!✨

#warriors #warrior cats #wc #wc oc #warrior cats oc #snowpoppy #emberstrike #poppysomething #forgot her suffix lol #man i am just obsessed w my own ocs today

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everybody-loves-purdy · 2 years

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Alternatively, Foxheart definitely deserves that suffix just for the fact that it basically makes her name the Warriors equivalent of "bitch"

I have a feeling that she accidentally unleashed her bitchiness onto Cedarstar one time as an apprentice and he never forgot it lol

#anonymous #foxheart

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kybee-the-bee-cat · 2 years

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I’ve been thinking of making OC family trees (more specifically for my Warriors OCs because that’s pretty much all my OCs anyway), because A) It gives me an opportunity to draw characters I don’t draw often or have never drawn before. I mean I can’t just give the main guys attention. And B) For the background characters that have family, I want to map them out not before I forget later. My memory is fuzzy when it comes to characters I hardly think about. Basically I’m a virtual crazy cat lady, and I need a way to keep track of all these guys.

It also gives me an excuse to talk more about them.

Of course, it would be best to start from the beginning. The first generation (or the first generation you’ll probably ever see)

Cloudy, Rose, Lunar, and Luna were all born around the same time, as were their kits.

(Also just to get this out of the way early, I actually made a mistake when I was typing in Rowan’s name. I forgot I named him Rowanstorm and went with whatever I thought I named him. Uh . . . Which it wasn’t lol)

Lunar and Heather were your average couple (assuming all the couples you know of are good to eachother), and they were excited at the thought of having kits. However, the Clans were not made yet. There was no medicine cat to heal the sick or wounded. Heather would go on to have their children, but would pass away soon after their birth, leaving Lunar devastated. Luna was the first cat he thought of when he went to find a cat to raise the kits (saying he’s a tom and they’re still newborns, he didn’t have any milk to give them). She had her kits sooner, though the father wasn’t around. Luna, hearing what happened, agreed to raise her brother’s litter as well.

And as there was not yet a system yet, their kits weren’t given any suffix. Well . . . except for Nightshade, but she was named after a plant with the same name. Everyone else was just Owl, Charcoal (who never joined the Clans, so he kept that name), Heart, Moth, Flight, and Remorse. Lunar’s kits eventually growing up to create the Clans. Not being able to choose between their children, Luna and Lunar decided to live together in a different area away from the new territories. Charcoal joined them too.

I would go into too much detail on that, but I’ll get to that later. I actually should get around to this lore, so it’ll definitely happen. Just not here. Weve also got another family to talk about, plus I think I explained some of this before in some discord screenshots a few months back.

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But anyway, let’s move on to Rose and Cloudy’s group. Again, their relationship isn’t anything special, they’re your average couple. Unlike Heather, Rose actually lived to see her kits grow up. Both of them did. Blossom and Rowan grew really close to their parents. Cloudy would take them on adventures to explore the territories. Rose was more relaxed, but she was the one who usually broke the two up when they were fighting. And if she noticed something bothering either of her kits, she was almost always the first to reach out.

When Lunar’s kits began warring against eachother over who should rule, both Rose and Cloudy took Flight’s side. Rowan and Blossom didn’t know what side to pick, and neither were they willing to potentially fight their parents if they ended up disagreeing with them. For a short while, Rowan and Blossom escaped to Remorse’s group (she made a shelter for the cats who didn’t want to be involved in her siblings’ war, or planned to stop it).

When they found out their parents had died in the war after it ended, they were torn between joining the newly-founded FlightClan in honor of what their parents were fighting for, or to stay with Remorse’s group (now RemorseClan). Eventually, they both decided on the former, saying their good-lucks and good-byes to their old groupmates. One of Flightstar’s first acts as leader was giving everycat under her care a new name, while staying respectful to the names they were given, thus Blossom and Rowan’s new names: Blossomheart and Rowanstorm.

#I did explain on my first WCOC post why I always tag these guys with 'Cats of the Past and Future' but for those who weren't here for that-#that's okay. Making these might make you begin to see why I call them that.#cats of the past and future #warrior cats ocs #KyBee's stuff #KyBee's rambles #Also yes I'll be using a base I made myself for these since I'm not in the mood to draw different poses for these guys

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squirrelcrow-po3 · 3 years

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so for the first arc here are my name changes in thunderclan

bluefur/bluestar -> iceflower/icestar [removal of most color names. given the same suffix as her mother]

redtail -> foxtail [removal of most color names. keeps -tail suffix because his tail is an important part of his design]

whitestorm -> erminestrike [removal of most color names. gets the same suffix as his mother, renamed snowstrike]

runningwind -> flashfoot [his name was always a bit silly to me]

mousefur -> mousefreckle [removal of most -fur suffixes]

willowpelt -> willowcloud [removal of most -pelt suffixes]

leopardfoot -> leopardsmoke [-foot has nothing to do with her design]

rosetail -> rosewish [her tail is an important part of her design but i think rosewish is cuter]

patchpelt -> patchsong [removal of most -pelt suffixes. plus it's cute]

fireheart -> maplefire [less overt name]

longtail -> ferretfang [his name was also silly]

darkstripe -> darkpool [i think it sounds cooler and more unique, also not to have him and his brother have the same suffix]

dustpelt -> dustcloud [removal of most -pelt names. also ferncloud is named after him, as he is a brother figure to her after brindleface's death]

graystripe -> flintstripe [removal of most color names]

frostfur -> frostberry [removal of most -fur suffixes]

speckletail -> speckledawn [removal of most -tail suffixes]

cinderpelt -> cindershine [removal of most -pelt suffixes]

thornclaw -> thornsnap [removal of some -claw suffixes]

brackenfur -> brackenshade [removal of most -fur suffixes, honors his shadowclan heritage]

ashfur -> ashflake [removal of most -fur suffixes]

cloudtail -> yarrowtuft [all of brindleface's kits are named after plants lol]

tawnypelt -> tawnyspark [putting her in thunderclan bc oh well. removal of most -pelt suffixes, honors her thunderclan heritage]

sorreltail -> sorrelstep [removal of most -tail suffixes]

stormfur -> stormheart [removal of most -fur suffixes]

feathertail -> featherwind [removal of most -tail suffixes, somewhat named for willowbreeze]

halftail -> sparrowpelt [i gave him his old name]

one-eye -> foggygaze [a less overt name for her]

dappletail -> dapplestep [removal of most -tail suffixes]

thrushpelt -> thrushlight [removal of most -pelt suffixes]

might have forgot some oops

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tophatbadgerart · 3 years

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Heyo, here’s the return of my Metal Gear Solid and Warrior Cats Crossover!

Here’s the design I did of Big Boss/Jack throughout all his appearances through the games, from MGS3 to Peacewalker/MGSV to MGS4

I also wanted to comply these designs in one post since It kind of shows how my art has progressed the last few months.

I’ll have the crossover/au info under the cut.

Alrighty so I was thinking of Big Boss’ name being something like Pythonthroat due to the first game’s jungle setting and I thought the suffix, Throat kind of spoke to how much more cut throat Jack became in his later years.

I imagined he served as a deputy underneath Boss’ leadership (Cobrastrike/star in this au) but I don’t think he would have properly succeeded her and gotten his nine lives. I feel like he’d become too disillusioned by the clans and the powers beyond him that controlled the whole situation. Probably disowned Starclan and the clan system to make his own rogue group, which would be this au’s Diamond Dogs/Outer Heaven.

I also chose to keep his injury uncovered as injuries in the warrior cat universe aren’t really covered up with an eyepatch and I think he would keep it on display to intimidate people.

...But I also realized that I forgot to include the C-Section scar he inherited from Boss in the designs and ehhhhhh we’ll just pretend that it’s under the fur and stuff lol. I forgot about that detail while designing him but he is a big furred guy. It’s possible for the fur to grow over the scars

#tw blood #tw eye trauma #big boss #metal gear solid #mgs #warrior cats #warrior cats au #mgs3 #mgs4 #mgspw #mgsv #my art #Tophatbadger #tophatbadgerart

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uoongs · 5 years

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[translation] MXTX Interview - TGCF questions

this is rlly for everyone to love hc more TT // split by general/book1, book 3 spoilers, and book 5 spoilers via headings (though all are minor spoilers imo, except for the one in bk 5?)

there’s another question that pertains to TGCF’s comments, which I found interesting but have left out for now because it’s very very long. it’s half translated, so maybe i’ll finish it later

CW: domestic violence, Q.21 suicidal thoughts

the mdzs parts were prev translated here by @bigbadredpanda

original interview here

reposts and translations OK, but pls give credit!! twt @/uooongs, tumblr @uoongs, ig @/duoj1ao

GENERAL / BOOK 1 REFERENCES

Q14. TGCF characters’ heights?

Xie Lian 178cm (but can perfectly seem like 180), Hua Chen 190 (first appearance as a cute fresh youth was 185cm), Jun Wu 191, Feng Xin 188, Mu Qing 188, Mo Shui 189, Shi Wudu 187, Shi Qinxuan 186 (woman form 176), Pei Ming 188, Ling Wen 180, Quan Yizhen 184 (but has a very tall presence), Yin Yu 186 (but miraculously no matter how tall he is it’s hard to notice this person).

PS: Yu Shi [rain master?]’s cow is 150 without standing up

Q17. What was XL doing after his second time getting banished to the human realm? What was HC doing? Why couldn’t he find XL? HC previously swore to not let XL know he’s protecting him, so why did he decide to meet XL again after 800 years?

XL tried doing other jobs, but all didn’t go too well, and would bring sadness/strife to others, so could only collect trash by himself.

HC was looking for him while also working on his skills + earning money, expanding his power, and worked hard to become the strongest dude!

Really, it was because XL’s luck was so terrible and stuck to him so closely that he couldn’t meet HC. Actually, many times they almost saw each other, like in Banyue, and also when XL was Fangxin head priest, but both times they just missed each other. Finally XL ascended by himself and CEO Hua couldn’t contain himself and rushed over.

T/N:

strongest dude: the word here used is “jiahuo” 家伙 which is an informal, sometimes affectionate way of calling someone, kind of like “brat” ? but without the parental figure tone

CEO Hua: 花总 “hua zong” the zong here is used as a suffix of respect, usually used for business partners/ ppl holding business positions

Q18. When they first met again, why did HC not let XL touch him?

Because he loved and respected him. He was scared he’d get too excited and do something wrong. Later, the reason was that sometimes if he thought he made a mistake, like not protecting Dianxia well, he would not let himself touch his idol. Even if he wanted to a lot, he wouldn’t let himself touch, because it’s his own punishment for himself.

Q19. What did XL like doing as a kid? Did he whine like a kid?

He liked going on swings, calligraphy, drawing, reading books most people wouldn’t read, building and knocking over golden toy block houses. Whined a lot, and would insist on sleeping with his parents. So when he stopped whining like that the king didn’t find him as cute.

T/N: the “whine” here is the best English equivalent as far as I know, but perhaps you’re more familiar with the term “aegyo”? lol. Original word is 撒娇 “sa jiao”

Q20. Where did HC’s name and San Lang come from?

Why Hua Cheng, only he himself would know, since names are based on intuition and he didn’t tell me anything. San Lang was firstly because he was actually the third child at home, secondly because he fell during the third lap during the Offering to the Gods parade, thirdly because BLABLABLABLA many reasons to guess. Being the third seme of the novels is also an interesting Easter egg, but that wasn’t the main reason. Just as why Lan Wangji is Lan Er-Gege, or why Qiu Chi is called Si Shao, one can find many fitting explanations in the novel.

T/N:

BLABLABLABLA is actually what appeared in MXTX’s response lol

Qiu Chi 秋迟 is the name of a character (not sure MC or ML) for her next novel, and Si Shao 四少 means fourth, or fourth child/youth ?

“Offering to the Gods ceremony” translation is taken from Sakhyulations translation! https://www.sakhyulations.com/novel/heaven-officials-blessing/chapter-1/ bless them uwu

Q22. Why did HC not have confidence in his looks?

Because he was always told he was ugly, a monster, etc as a kid, so there was a deep “I’m ugly” impression of himself. Later he started suspecting that “maybe I’m kind of good looking”. But before the person he likes the most, he would still instinctively be self-deprecating, and sometimes will wonder if he’s an ugly person.

Q24. Why did XL give himself the surname “Hua”?

Because he likes flowers, and used to be called the Flower Crown Martial God. Also, in the initial character sketch, when XL was banished he became a flower god, in charge of flowers’ blooming and wilting.

T/N: The word for “wilt”, amazingly, is 花谢 “hua xie” which is HC’s surname + XL’s surname (!!!). Also is the fake name XL used in Banyue, and the surname he gave to HC in the amnesia extra.

Q27. When will edits be made on TGCF?

Edits have already started, and when they’re done they will all be added with an announcement. Because it’s a long process, and because JJ has inconvenient limits on edits, Iwon’t know when. Not sure if it’ll be before or after the fourth novel. Also will depend on novel adaptations (of prev novels) and how the fourth book goes.

Q28. Will there be more extras for TGCF?

I’ve been wanting to write a human realm commoner storybook, a collection of short fairytales.

BOOK 3 SPOILERS

Q15. Where was Hualian’s first time? Does Hua Chen know that Xie Lian made the first move in kissing him in Qiandeng temple?

Huangji temple in Taicang mountain! HC didn’t know at first, but later Huahua teased it out + closely interrogated it out of XL.

Q16. What was the last mural and the lying down sculpture of XL in Wanshengku (hundred thousand-gods temple)?

It was that you know. That.

T/N: papapapapapa

Q21. Why did HC always have bandages on his face as a child? Why did he fall from the building? Why was he always getting bullied but still physically very strong/healthy?

He was always beaten up because his right eye is red. Others thought it was scary, and his face had a lot of scars that had to be covered;

One day he was beaten up so much that he wanted to kill himself, and also he’s a very bratty and petty kid, so when he heard there’s going to be a Offering to the Gods ceremony -- which if went wrong will bring strife to the whole country -- he especially chose that day to ruin the ceremony. As in, “if I’m unlucky and having a hard time, I want this entire country to die with me”. But he ended up climbing up there saw his wife and was shook, so he forgot to kill himself. But because he wanted to see more clearly, wanted to be closer so badly, he accidently fell off.

He is just very tenaciously surviving! He’s strong like XL, won’t die even after getting beaten up hundreds of times, and forever will be able to hold onto a last breath and crawl back up again to return, against fate.

Q23. What did Mu Qing say when he drove HC away?

MQ just speaks like that...like, you brat are not even useful to Taizi Dianxia, you’ll only weigh him down, the army doesn’t need trash like you, don’t think you actually have talent! etc. Also because in the army the youths’ death rate is actually quite high, so MQ didn’t think he was doing anything wrong in driving HC away.

BOOK 5 SPOILERS

Q25. So is Shi Qinxuan a human now? Will his hands and leg ever recover? If he reincarnated, would he still have a hard life? Is Shi Wudu really gone? What did Mo Shui take the water master’s head for? What did he say to Shi Qinxuan on Moshui island at the end?

SQX is human. He can’t recover, and he doesn’t want to. Heavenly Officials won’t reincarnate. SWD is gone for good. The head was used for an oblation. He didn’t say anything in the end, because SQX was very out of it, so even if he said something SQX wouldn’t be able to understand.

T/N: To refer to SWD MXTX uses 15° (15 degrees) because phonetically it sounds like SWD’s name.

#mxtx #tgcf #hob #tian guan ci fu #heaven's official blessing #mo xiang tong xiu #tgcf translations #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian

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cheltranslations · 4 years

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Mei-chan’s Birthday@Nonaka Miki (2020-6-28)

Chel here 💗

Yesterday’s 2 choices

Cancer？or Libra？

This was the hardest 2 choices questions I’ve ever given huh(´･ω･`)

Oda-san said、

I want you to ask this！

So I used her proposal as-is

And wrote it here 😸

？？I wonder what the correct answer is！

But as it turns out、

Cancer。。

Was the majority！ 🙀

For people who said Cancer、

They said it’s because Fukumura-san bought a crab、

So that’s why they chose it、

And other sorts of random reasons！ 😜笑lol

I don’t have a preference。

I suppose this kind of answer was correct too 😸笑lol

Well then today’s a more normal question。

Pizza or Pasta！

Today is Mei-chan’s birthday 😗 🎵

Happy birthday！

I haven’t seen her for quite a while、

So I forgot to call Panda-sans

Using the –san suffix。。

No way！That’s terrible！

Panda-san、always use -san 😻

That’s Mei-chan’s rule！

I talked about this a while ago

But it’s been about half a year

Since her debut now。。

I thought this in secret 😸

I can say this now but、

When I heard 15ki would be joining！

I wonder if she’ll join、I was kind of expecting her to。。

That’s how charming she isー！ 😚

Personally

Mei-chan is growing up

With strong make-up and cool outfits。。

It doesn’t really match her character。。

She reminds me of Jennie-san from BLACKPINK。。

Well、that’s who she makes me think of 👀 ✨

But cute Mei-chan is the best！

I hope she keeps being herself 💕

Happy birthdayー！

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otomegamaholic · 7 years

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If Revance ~Papa is an Idol~: Rikudoh Kyohei

SUMMARY (Contains Spoilers)

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

The above is the living room of the house where the MC lives with Rikudoh and Kanato, their 11 years old son. He is so damn adorable for his own good. He reminds me of Eisuke’s son, who gets jealous and kind of possessive (not as much for Kanato though) towards the MC. The whole deal is because Kanato is jealous over seeing how the MC always gazes at Kyohei in a love struck manner whenever Revance is shown on the TV. This side story shows how much Kyohei understands about his son despite being out of the house for a long period due to work. And how the MC is being loved by both the husband and the son.

(Keep reading for more + screenshots.)

Before we continue, here’s how they have pictured Kyohei’s son:

Kanato: “As I thought that mother is helpless without me standing by you.”

This is SO like Kyohei. You will know why later. We can see how much Kanato loves his mother. It could also be due to the fact that Kyohei isn’t around at home much, but it is clear that he was jealous.

Kanato: “It’s about Kyohei again…”

Would you look at his depressed expression? This kid is so lovable.

Although Kanato used to watch Revance concerts with the MC when he was younger, saying “daddy is so cool!” whenever Kyohei was shown on the TV, he seems to be in his rebellious mode. He calls his dad by the name without any suffix, even though the MC reminds him to call “otou-san” and not by the name. Kyohei doesn’t mind too. Kanato also shows how much he dislikes idols and thinks that idols are just based on looks and nothing else matters and blah blah… But he is very much into dance! He aims to be a professional dancer, and he has the skills and talent that not many 11 years old can pull off.

They thought he would want to become an idol like his dad. So when he made it clear that being a dancer is different from being an idol, as well as his opinion about idols, the MC was shocked and kind of devastated. Well, he didn’t exactly use a good tone and nice manner because he snapped at the MC, in which Kyohei immediately looks at him sternly and told him that’s not the way to talk to your mother, apologize to her right now.

Kanato only wanted the MC to attend his dance recital in the upcoming month. He told the MC that it’s okay if Kyohei doesn’t turn up when she mentions about reminding Kyohei to clear up his schedule for the dance recital. While they were on this topic, Kyohei returned from work.

I personally find their interaction super cute. Let the conversation below speak for itself:

Kyohei: “Oh, recital huh? That I must go for.”

Kanato even said it in Kyohei’s face that it’s all right if he doesn’t show up and it’s fine if the MC is the only one going.

Kyohei: “I see, Kanato. You just want to have her all to yourself right?”

Kanato: “It’s not monopolizing. I just don’t want to hand mother over to you that’s all.”

Kyohei: “Hand over and whatnot, in the first place she belongs to me.”

Kanato: “Then let’s battle it out. And if I win, mother belongs to me.”

Kyohei: “On the other hand if I win, she belongs to me as always.”

Kanato: “Oh right! If I win, let’s exchange our sleeping arrangement.”

Kanato: “It’s always me who sleeps alone, and Kyohei sleeps with mother, right?”

Kanato: “So if I win, I will sleep with mother, Kyohei will sleep alone.” :)

Kyohei: “Oh, now I see. You feel lonely sleeping alone?”

Kanato: “Huh? That’s not the case.” >:(

Kanato: “If I’m the one who wins and Kyohei still sleeps with mother, then I can’t say that mother is mine, right?”

Kanato: “Isn’t that right, mother? You’re fine with it right?”

Kyohei: “Fine by me. I won’t lose anyway.”

They have been challenging each other for multiple times, but Kanato has never won against Kyohei. So when Kyohei won the dance battle, he grabbed the MC by the shoulder and pulled her close to him, and said: “With that, she still belongs to me.” He pecked her on the cheek as if to show Kanato.

The poor boy…

Kanato: “Tch…., in the near future I am definitely going to beat Kyohei! Remember this!”

Kanato sulked like a little kid he was and went away. Isn’t that cute!? He’s making me want to have my own son too.

At night, after Kanato has gone back to his room, the MC talks to Kyohei about this matter, Kyohei said he would clear up his schedule to attend his son’s dance recital.

Kyohei surprised the MC by saying that he wants Kanato to find his own dream. Of course, he would be happy if he decides to follow in his footsteps in becoming an idol just by watching him since young. Kyohei is such an understanding dad.

Kyohei: “Now then, the talk is over, it’s time for our anticipated night activity.”

And so, the MC was carried to their room.

Cue intimate scene and whatnot, you know it better than me, don’t you? It’s Kyohei we’re talking about. BUT…

Just when things got heated up…

BAM!

Kanato: “? ….what are you guys doing?”

LMAO HAHAHA it’s Kyohei’s son, all right? The two of them jumped away from each other with lightning speed. Kyohei’s hand was already underneath her shirt… Kanato… please… lol.

The MC answered with whatever that came to her mind, saying that they were having a massage session.

Kyohei: “Well, in another sense it is considered a form of massage.”

Someone just stop Kyohei, please. I can’t.

Somehow the night ended with Kanato refusing to go back to his room to sleep. Kyohei said that he won, so shouldn’t he be sleeping alone. Kanato pointed out that, yes he said that they would change their sleeping arrangement if Kanato wins, but he also didn’t mention that he can’t sleep with the MC if he didn’t win. Kyohei was taken aback and said since when has he become such a scheming guy.

And you know what? In the end, the dance recital didn’t happen in the story at all. Don’t get me wrong. It’s not that Kanato wasn’t good enough. He was damn good for an eleven years old kid. An incident happened (which I find it hilarious) and Kanato suffered a sprained ankle. This happened when the girls in the school flocked to him, gushing at how suave Kanato is. Some girls started to push each other and one girl fell off the stairs. Kanato being the gentleman he is like his father, immediately grabbed the girl and cushioned her fall. Kyohei was so proud of him, saying something along the line of “Wow you got yourself injured for saving a girl? Aren’t you something!” while ruffling his hair.

But here’s something that Kanato said which had me go “Awwwww~~~”.

Kanato: “ I will only go out with someone whom I really love.”

This was said when the guy in the school saw how the girls were gushing over him like usual, and the guys commented that he must be really popular and been confessed to a lot of times. SO CUTE. Must have learned this from his dad.

Back at home, Kyohei was encouraging Kanato, but Kanato told him don’t say such things a father would at this time now. So, Kyohei responded by saying that he’s not going to encourage you as a father then, but as a senior in this industry. He told Kanato that he had just lost an opportunity with just a small carelessness, be it’s an accident or not. He also reminded him about how harsh the reality is in this profession. Kyohei then squeezed a ticket for Revance’s upcoming concert into his hand after he refused to take, and told him to come watch him, that he would most likely get inspiration since he’s aiming for a professional dancer which is something similar to what Kyohei is doing.

Kanato: “It’s just nice that I don’t have the dance lesson, and just nice that I don’t have any plans with my friends for today.”

Look at his excuses when the MC said how great it is that he’s able to be here on his free day. Throughout the performance, Kanato remained impassive while Revance fans were cheering and screaming at the top of their lungs. Every concert, the members of Revance thought of this unique segment where each member would do their solo at the different location. Naturally, it’s all planned out by Kyohei, so it was Kyohei’s solo at this concert.

The spotlight focused on Kanato. Kyohei invited Kanato up onto the stage and introduced to the fans by saying: “This is my son!” The fans roared. I would if I see a handsome mini guy of my favorite idol. Trust me.

They danced to the song that was composed by Takashi and Kyohei, lyrics were written by the MC (the members urged her to write for them again seeing that Kanato has grown up). Kyohei danced first, with Kanato being the next to dance. Kyohei performed smoothly like always. As for Kanato, the MC could notice how tensed he was up on the stage. Most probably due to the fact that there was a huge crowd looking at him, which is something that he’s still not used to.

However, after Kyohei whispered to him at his ear, his demeanor changed and soon, he was able to relax and had a blast with his dad, both of them dancing with satisfied faces and smiling at one another. The MC was touched seeing the dad and son moment on the stage. Something that she has longed to see.

After the concert, the MC went to the waiting room to find them. Kyohei urged Kanato to say something to the MC. Kanato apologized for acting in such a rebellious manner and explained that he did it out of jealousy. He didn’t like how the MC focuses on Kyohei whenever he’s on TV and seemingly forgot about Kanato. The MC hugged Kanato tightly saying that, although she loves Kyohei very much, she would never forget about Kanato because she loves him just as much.

That night, Kyohei and the MC managed to have their baby making session undisturbed, as Kyohei dropped the hint:

Kyohei: “I would also want someone to get jealous over me, isn’t it time to have a baby girl?”

They were having a conversation where the MC realized that Kyohei actually knew that Kanato was acting that way because he was jealous. The MC was surprised seeing that he wasn’t usually around and that he might know their son better than she does. Kyohei was saying how fortunate the MC must be to have two handsome boys fighting over her attention. The MC was like, “Uh? But the other one is my son!”

Kyohei: “I’m very sure that our baby girl is going to be cute just like you.”

The next morning, the precious Kanato surprised everyone (not including me).

Kanato: “In the future, I want to become an amazing idol like Kyohei, and have a cute wife just like mother” :)

The MC said, “Weren’t you aiming to become a dancer!?”

Kanato replied, “Even though I love to dance, I can still dance being an idol right? So, I’m going to become an idol who is great at dancing.”

And the MC thought, ‘It must have been yesterday’s performance where he got hooked onto.’

After hearing Kanato’s decision, Kyohei smiled and made a fist for Kanato to bump with.

Kyohei said, “Well then, it’s another challenge for the both of us. However, don’t expect me to give up the seat for being the top idol so be prepared.”

Kanato replied, “That’s what I want to hear! I will definitely surpass Revance…”

(Sorry, I put the dots because I didn’t screenshot that last part lol.)

ANYWAY! I love how Kanato is being written and portrayed in this side story. I like how the dad and son have their cute moments together. Not forgetting how Kanato cockblocks Kyohei… PFFTTT I cannot. I love this side story. I am so excited for the remaining ones, especially Kota’s! Perhaps I would be getting them all despite not reading the main stories except for Kota and Kyohei…

#Voltage Inc #Scandal in the Spotlight #Rikudoh Kyohei #Rikudoh Kanato #偽りの君とスキャンダル #Side Stories #Papa is an Idol #Review/Summary

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rafespeaks · 7 years

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ANYWAY RANDOM HEADCANONS B/C NO ONE ELSE IS ONLINE TONIGHT

< > - means my gf @turbomun typed it

Hau

Imagine bby Hau when his dad first left. Imagine how confused & devastated he must've been. Imagine him sending letter after letter with his mom's help but only getting a few back. Imagine one day the return letters just... stop. Imagine Hau and his mom continuing to write letters until they start coming back as 'return to sender'. Imagine Hau not fully understanding why and continuing to write letters anyway, but just not sending them. Imagine him finally old enough to understand, but he keeps on writing them anyway, just because it's a little therapeutic and it's become a habit by now anyway. < Eventually he just stops sending them and keeps them in a box. He decides to give them to his dad if he ever sees him again. >

I've been thinking about how Hau may have met Nalani over the past few days, and what the circumstances might've been for Hala yelling in front of him, and just general bby Hau stuff. And I came up with some loose headcanons concerning that stuff. Hau used to go out and play with the Pichu around Iki Town all the time, and there was one that always seemed to love hanging around him no matter what, and it just... followed him home one day. Hala never liked Hau going to play with the Pichu because not every wild Pokemon is so friendly. He always lectured Hau about the dangers, especially of overaggressive Pokemon like you see charging at you in the grass and from bushes and shaking trees. Hau never really got it though - he was too young and all the Pokemon he'd met so far were friendly! This led to him getting too close to Hala's Tauros when it was worked up one day. It could've killed him and Hala was so scared for him and angry at his disobedience that he ended up shouting. This resulted in Hau being afraid of pissing off not only Hala but ANY kahuna. This is also why he says he couldn't ride a Tauros once Tauros is registered in your Ride Pager, though he's confident enough by the end of the game to learn to ride from Hala (as seen in the credits picture). (Typed on Feb. 11)

Some Hau headcanons no one asked for: He is gender fluid, tho he usually defaults to he/him. His assigned gender is male, though he would sometimes feel like he was a girl even from a very young age. He'd also get annoyed when people assumed he was just playing and pretending to be a girl. So when he first heard the terminology, he was ecstatic and was like "YES I'm THAT!!!" It was a similar story for him being gay. His first ever crush was on Ilima when he was six. Ofc, Ilima is a little old for him, so he eventually grew out of the crush and is simply Ilima's friend instead. Typically, Hau stays the same gender all day, but he has been known to switch. Especially after he's listened to a song he likes that has self-referencing pronouns. Bonus Hau/Gladion headcanon - if Gladion really DOES teach himself guitar, he'll change the pronouns in any love songs for Hau's current gender. Hau loves him to death for this... (Typed on Feb. 13)

Random headcanon: Typically, when Hau gets tired, he gets more active rather than less so. He turns all giddy and bouncy and it's really hard to get him to sit still unless he's in a bad mood or was sitting still already. So when he was younger and he started bouncing off the walls more than usual, that was his family's signal for 'okay, bedtime'. (Typed on Feb. 1)

Gladion

< ok but would Gladion play the acoustic guitar like a True Edgelord™ > OMG HAU WOULD M E L T < HAU STUMBLES UPON GLADION PLAYING GUITAR AND STOPS TO LISTEN > HE WOULD BE SO FLOORED LIKE "HOLY SHIT I'M SO IN OVER MY HEAD..................." < EVEN IF GLADION WAS A COMPLETE AMATEUR AND COULD ONLY PLAY WONDERWALL > (Typed on Jan. 29)

Red

Valentines Day shenanigans - Red would probably put a lot of thought into every aspect of anything he got Green, INCLUDING the card. < He would make his own with construction paper and 2/3 a bottle of glitter Glitter is all over the apartment for the next 6 months > RED U CHEESY BOI................ IMAGINE HIS POKEMON HELPING HIM. GLITTER ALL OVER THEIR CLAWS/PAWS/HANDS. ESPECIALLY HIS SHINY RAI < AND MEWTWO > Lol, Mewtwo would probably use his psychic powers and not even pick up the bottle. ... but then Raichu would smear him with glitter on purpose. GLITTER FIGHT!!!!! By the time it's over Red is just like "... this was a mistake..." < Green comes back like what the FUCK > (Typed on Feb. 12) + extra from another time IMAGINE RED MAKING A SPECIAL CARD FOR GREEN EVERY YEAR................... BONUS: GREEN DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE HE'S THE ONLY ONE RED MAKES A HAND-MADE CARD FOR & THAT ALL THE OTHER KIDS GET THE STORE-BOUGHT STUFF.

< When Red was a baby, he hated feeling like he was alone at any time. He easily fell asleep in just about anyone's arms, but wouldn't sleep in his crib unless he was given a stuffed toy or a soft blanket to cuddle with. Because of this, his parents always referred to him as a "snuggle-bug" > (Typed on Feb. 21)

(Not technically Red but...) - Btw!!! Plot bunny I forgot to tell you about!!! Imagine Mewtwo helping Raichu out with her newfound Psychic powers. B/c it's tough, he knows. Imagine her accidentally broadcasting her emotions tho it's always way more subtle than Mewtwo b/c she's not nearly as strong as him. Imagine she's so used to life as a Pikachu, she often forgets she even has psychic powers now. Sometimes she rolls onto her tail in the middle of the night and it starts floating and when she wakes up she's so startled she drops herself. IMAGINE PSYCHIC CHOCO CHU PROBLEMS < Mewtwo teaches ChocoChu about controlling her hovering and one day Red comes home to her nyooming around the house > Red just like "Holy heck you can do that now???" < Also Mew decides that ChocoChu is A Friend > ChocoChu is a Friend to Everyone (Typed on Feb. 27)

Lyra

I was looking for Japanese terms of endearment and... "Another common one is to use a suffix based upon some sort of adorable trait, like -rin or -pon, that as far as I can tell is based upon some part of their personality and/or physical appearance--for example, if a child was a particularly chubby baby, -pon might have stuck (used after a vowel sound, like 'Aki-pon', for example)" LYRA-PON......... < LYRA-PON!! > Also apparently the Japanese don't really use terms of endearment...?? Just... nicknames. But still, that was a good find.

Silver

... Sudden Silver headcanon. He yells a lot ofc but he can't really take too much yelling himself. Especially if it's directed at him from someone he cares about. < ...what if when Silver gets yelled at by someone he cares about, even if they apologize later, he tends to crave some kind of physical affection from them so that he knows they still care about him Not that he'd show it but he wants to be loved > < If u fight with Silver, the best thing to do afterwards is give him a hug > Yep... He'll probably stiffen up, and then cry into ur shoulder for a little while, but it'll have him feeling better a lot faster.

Tbh I can't really see Silver conforming to labels. He was born a boy, that's what he's used to. Call him whatever you want, he doesn't fuckin' care, but he won't go out of his way to correct you. He's just like "whatever". < He alternately describes his gender as "whatever" "who knows" and "yes" > LMAO YES < "What is your gender?" "yes" > X P I just felt like Silver's so confident in who he is as a person, he wouldn't actively ask anyone to change the pronouns they use for him. < "Are you a boy or a girl?" "I'm a Pokemon trainer" "yeah but what is your gender" "who knows" "but what's in your pants" "my PokeBalls" > (Typed on Feb. 13)

< Random and unexpectedly cute headcanon/idea thing?? Not something we'd ever RP but just something that popped into my head: Giovanni has to teach Silver how to shave > AHAHAHAHA Y E S Silver still hates cutting ANY of his hair but he hates having facial hair even MORE < Especially because pubescent facial hair is so UGLY AND GROSS LOOKING, finally one day he can't take it anymore and goes "Dad can I borrow your razor" And Giovanni is like "?? you're gonna shave?? well I have an extra razor but not so fast, I'm teaching you how to use it first" > Silver's just "UGH FINE JUST PLZ MAKE IT QUICK - THIS STUFF IS PISSING ME OFF" < You have just saved yourself many scratches down the line, believe me" So Giovanni is teaching him and at one point just comments, "you're lucky you have a safety razor. I had to learn using a straight razor which looks like you're trying to commit suicide every morning" > And Silver's just like "Yeah whatever, as long as I get this shit off, I don't really care what does it." < Father and son bond over complaining about goddamn fucking facial hair and Silver must have inherited his dislike from Gio because Gio is the most clean shaven guy EVER, he shaves every day no matter what "Shaving is what separates us from the cavemen son" > L M A O NO WAIT IMAGINE SILVER TEACHING ETHAN HOW TO SHAVE NOT LONG AFTER THAT < oh my GOD Ethan would grow a Baby's First Mustache and not even notice until Silver and Lyra go "what the fuck is on your face" > H A A A A A < Silver "Ethan I'm gonna show you how to shave. My dad says that this is what separates us from the cavemen." "...but what if I want to be a caveman" > "THEN YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO ANY POSSIBILITY OF KISSING ME" < "JUST KIDDING LETS LEARN TO SHAVE" > (Typed on Feb. 26)

... Imagine Silver getting into book repair... Like he finds a really battered book at a thrift store or in a library or smth and he just can't leave it there. So he takes it home and works on it until it looks goddamn beautiful. And if it's a library book he takes it back (even if he was told he could keep it) and the librarian is??? Just??? "How the hell did you do that wtf" < THATS APPROPRIATE I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT BOOK REPAIR > and I literally made a book 4 u :P (Typed on Mar. 7)

Giovanni

< Giovanni has a habit of saying "close the light" instead of "turn off the light." This has to do with the expression for turning off the light in the Italian language. > ... Silver would SO tease him about it... All the time... < "hey dad did you remember to close the TV" "hey dad have you closed your computer yet" "hey dad you left the light open" "HEY DA > (Typed on Feb. 21)

My mom just showed me a picture of a bumper sticker on facebook that said "Proud parent of a great kid that is sometimes an asshole and that's ok". I immediately thought of Giovanni & Silver. < I want them to have one of those knitted cruets that says "God Bless This Asshole Family" > (Typed on Feb. 8)

< ok random thought but I've always had the headcanon that Giovanni drinks -- only in moderation, sometimes he'll have a glass of wine at night or sometimes a shot of something stronger if he's feeling anxious. but he usually doesn't drink in front of Silver and one day Silver walks in the kitchen and sees Giovanni pouring a drink and is immediately horrified "DAD ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC DO YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION" >

Lusamine

... What do u think of Lusamine having Lillie take flute lessons < She probably had a strict regimen of Approved Extracirricular Activities for her kids > Yup. Lots of classy instrument lessons probably. No art tho - too messy and you can't really measure art by 'perfection'. Reading fiction was highly discouraged. Lusamine would throw out books she didn't approve of. 'Play time' was allowed with her in-game team of Pokemon, though it was more like sitting quietly while they pet the Pokés. They probs know a decent amount about sciencey shit tho they weren't supposed to go near the labs. Perfect handwriting was stressed and Lillie can and does write in picturesque cursive (it is EXTREMELY rare for her to write in print). You could ask her to do greeting cards. Toys in general were more or less frowned upon, but she allowed them to have some as long as they put them EXACTLY where they go when they're done playing. If not, the toy is thrown away. Gladion has had more toys thrown away than Lillie. No videogames. Ever. No TV either. ... Damn I feel bad just writing this... < I mean, all that would apply only AFTER Mohn fucked off to PokePelago, and we don't know how old they were when that happened. > Y E P It would probably be at least... oh, say... five years? So Lillie would've been about six and Gladion eight. Yeah, I think that fits. Lillie can remember a time her mother was kind, before their father disappeared, so it couldn't have been TOO long ago. But it would've had to have been long enough for Lusamine to gather all the resources she would've needed to execute her plan.

Guzma

I gotta ask tho - what do you think Guzma and Hala's relationship was like when he was young? Because the text after you battle him seems to say they pretty much acted as master/apprentice for a while. ... I kinda wonder if Guzma respected him more as a father figure than his own dad... < ok but Hala has that temper right?? WHAT IF ONE DAY GUZMA DID SOMETHING STUPID AND HALA STARTED YELLING AT HIM AND GUZMA JUST CRINGES AND BACKS AWAY AND SUDDENLY HALA MAKES THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THAT BEHAVIOR AND THE FACT THAT GUZMA ALWAYS SEEMS TO HAVE CUTS AND BRUISES AND WONT SAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM > OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO < AND HE IMMEDIATELY CALMS DOWN AND COMFORTS GUZMA AND ASSURES HIM THAT HE WOULD NEVER HIT HIM > I LOVE Y E S

< - Guzma and Luna commiserating bc Lillie left and Luna's upset and Guzma is like "ya I feel you there, my boyfriend left me and took up with some broad. I thought we had something special y'know?" > YYYYYEEEEESSSSSS < - Guzma and Kukui were dating after Guzma adopted his loud, brash, thuggish personality, so Guzma was never shy during their relationship...until Kukui broke up with him. Now he's a complete wreck in romantic situations. > S H I T......... POOR BOI......... < - Guzma legit thought that he and Kukui would be together for life, he never anticipated that they'd break up - and Kukui is the hardest person for Guzma to forgive after Team Skull disbands And yeah, it's gotta hurt to see your old flame get MARRIED > Just imagine how shitty Guzma would've felt directly after his first battle with Luna... Not only is Kukui COMPLETELY unfazed by seeing him again, but the man sends a KID who JUST MOVED HERE to beat down HIS EX BOYFRIEND......... < Like JESUS FUCK HE CAN'T EVEN BOTHER TO BATTLE ME HE THINKS THAT LITTLE OF ME?? I think Kukui is just kinda...disappointed that Guzma went down this path? Like he knew he could've been better > HE DOESN'T EVEN RESPECT MY STRENGTH ENOUGH TO FIGHT ME AS A FELLOW ADULT - HE HAS A KID DO IT AND SHE S T I L L BEAT MY ASS < KUKUI WAS PROBABLY TRYING TO SAVE GUZMA SOME HURT GIVEN THE FACT THAT HE COULD WIPE THE FUCKING FLOOR WITH GUZMA > Yeah... Guzma would be too hurt by everything that's happened between them to care that he's 'disappointed'

IMAGINE KUKUI AND SYCAMORE TALKING ABOUT RESEARCH OR SOME SHIT THO AND MAYBE SYCAMORE COMES TO ALOLA FOR SOME REASON AND HE AND GUZMA MEET AND GUZMA'S JUST LIKE "HOLY SHIT AND HERE I THOUGHT KUKUI WAS THE ONLY HOT YOUNG PROFESSOR AROUND" < GUZMA HAS A TYPE Kukui: Guzma, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine, Professor Sycamore! *close up of Guzma staring while "At Last, My Love" plays in the background* >

Y'know, I was thinking about how Guzma and Plumeria would've met the other day. I 100% bet you it would've been after Guz ran away. He's passing through Ula'ula Island with his Pokemon, trying to find a place to crash for the night. He comes to that trailer park area and ends up bumping into Plumeria. Literally. "Hey, watch it, asshole!" "You watch it, bitch - I'm walkin' here!" "The fuck you just call me?!" "You heard me!" "You wanna go?!" "Bring it on, miss priss!" Long story short, they get into a fist fight. Plumes throws the first punch because Guz has been taught not to hit girls by his mom but he's not opposed to self defense. And by the end they're just... completely winded and beat all to hell... And they just... "... You fight good." "Thanks. You too." "Hey. You wanna swing by my house and grab a soda or something?" "... Got any Tapu Cocoa?" And then next thing you know it's just... "Yo, Grams! This is my new friend, Guzma!" < Guzma: "hey Plumeria wanna DISMANTLE THE OPPRESSIVE ESTABLISHMENT BY RAPPING AGRESSIVELY AT BUS SIGNS" Plumeria: "sure lemme just grab some popcorn" >

< In game: Faba is a challenger to the championship In RP: Faba is in FUCKING JAIL WHERE HE BELONGS Also Guzma will probably have to do community service at the very least > Yeah I agree... Wouldn't be surprised if he'd be under house arrest, too, which would explain his return to his childhood home. (Imagine him hiding the ankle bracelet from his mother.........) < Actually, I think there's a thing where you're allowed out in the community if you have someone supervising you at all times? Imagine Hala stepping up to be the Guzma Supervisor > I LOVE................... < He probably wouldn't be sentenced as harshly if he could prove that he was manipulated by Lusamine, but still...vandalism and petty theft and all that > Ye. Not to mention, y'know, takING OVER A WHOLE FUCKING TOWN... (How could he have even done that anyway?? Was it already partially deserted and the rumors are just vastly exaggerated, or...???) < I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say: Aether did it They did it to convince Guzma that allying with them could benefit both parties, plus it would give Team Skull a stronghold Which would be good for Aether when they needed Team Skull to do dirty work > Ye, they probably just straight-up bought the whole damn place. < And then sent their own members disguised as Skull grunts to drive everyone out and kick up the rumors. Which would make people avoid the town. > L M A O Hold on wait wait. I just got the greatest mental image. Imagine Guzma leading them RIDING HIS FUCKING GOLISOPOD LIKE A GODDAMN STEED THAT'D MAKE A FUCKING IMPRESSION!! X D < FICKJNG >

Currently RPing this - Btw... I thought of something of my own... Guzma kinda got off easy with that trip to Ultra Space, right? Well, what if he DIDN'T...? I was thinking about how he was just hangin' out there and how he'd been briefly possessed by the Nihilego... And what if he really wasn't okay mentally - what if he was dissociating? And it becomes, like, a huge problem for him, and that's a big reason that he gave up on Team Skull and went home. B/c if the grunts are mainly teenage kids with nowhere else even remotely healthier to go, why the hell would Guzma give up on them unless he had to? Think about it. His Pokemon = Therapy Bugs... < GOOD!! THERAPY BUGS!!! > ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS HE CAN FEEL BETTER IS BY MAINTAINING CONTACT WITH ONE OF HIS BUG BUDDIES, ESPECIALLY GOLISOPOD......... < Wouldn't he have like...a minor version of what Lusamine has, almost?? His system wouldn't be swamped with neurotoxins but they still would have effected him. And I was reading about someone with dissociation issues and like...sometimes you can't remember what you're supposed to do?? Even if it's something super simple. The person I read about was like...she went to the bank, was gonna write two checks, but then after the first one she literally could not remember what she was supposed to do with the second one. > Yeah, I think he would've. Ofc, that would mean that the doctors that sent him home Fucked Up™ And huh... I'll have to keep that in mind... >:3 < Tru, but the doctors had never encountered something like that before. As someone who's been hospitalized, if you have no symptoms, they won't do extensive tests. And even if he had symptoms he would have been just like I Wanna Get The Fuck Out Of Here™ > Ye, tru. Guz was goin' home and AIN'T NO ONE GONNA STOP 'IM. Straight back to the mansion, plop down with his buggies and some room-temp Tapu Cocoa (b/c who can be assed to warm it up when you just came back from an alternate dimension where you've been dissociating & are now dead tired???), and then straight to sleep b/c fuck the world it can W A I T. < And Guzma doesn't strike me as the type to seek help if he has psychological warning signs. > N O P E... It would take a friend AND his bugs pestering him about it non-stop to get him to go see someone. Tho most of his buggies are nonverbal and he doesn't have a communicator anyway, so it's mostly flat looks and annoyed clicking sounds. < Lmao Luna translating tho "Golisopod thinks you're being a stubborn asshole" > "weLL FUCK YOU TOO, MAN!" >:CCC Imagine after Guzma challenges Luna and says he'll be waiting at the beach, he gets there and... just... "... The fuck was I doing...??" (Also "You tell my mom those 'rumors' are true, I'll kiCK YOUR ASS, KID") < Luna shows up "okay what do you want" ".....I don't....... remember.........." > That's the first tip-off to anyone other than Plumeria & his parents that something's W R O N G < And at first she thinks he's joking cause "how do you not REMEMBER, you clearly had a good idea of what you wanted five minutes ago" > He just gets super annoyed and stressed out of nowhere "I don't fucKING K N O W, OKAY?!?! I JUST DON'T REMEMBER!!!" < And she just kinda jumps back like "ok Arceus fuck then I'm leaving" > And he just... doesn't know what to do b/c this has been happening a lot and it's NOT STOPPING.........

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@cousin-kr I know this reply wasn't on one of my posts, just a reply to an ask I sent to someone that got published, and it was from the other night, AND I don't really know why I'm responding to this bc I've been unusually tired today and yesterday so I can't quite think rn (and therefore don't know if I have a specific point to make with this response) BUT Yeah my URL is just. I really like cake. So the original joke was like. I love cake so much it might as well be my sexual/romantic orientation. And then I later ended up realising it could be an asexuality joke as well bc the whole "What's better than sex? Cake." thing and the -sexuality suffix, with "cake" replacing the "a-" prefix Cake and cupcakes have been my "deal" since elementary school (idk where you live but for me that's K-8 so I guess grade five or six it started??), didn't find out what asexuality was until grade nine, and then I think it was grade eleven I realised I was ace?? I like making and decorating cakes and cupcakes as well as eating cake, it's just a funny coincidence that I'm ace and cake is an asexuality symbol I went to England/Europe almost two years ago and one of the things on my list was to go to The Hummingbird Bakery in London because I got their recipe book as a gift when I was 12 or 13 so I was all "I finally get to try the real thing!!!!" I think I bought half a dozen cupcakes?? And then England Mum (the mom of the family I stayed with, on social media I call her and her husband England Mum and England Dad) and I sat for a bit and drank tea at a table inside the bakery. I didn't actually get around to eating them all, I had to keep them high up out of my friends' dogs' reach so the cupcakes were not always in my view and I kinda forgot about them. Each cupcake I got was a different flavour and I know for sure I tried the Twizzler one, but I can't clearly remember any of the others. I might have a photo somewhere that can jog my memory so!! But I think I also tried green tea, lavender... idk what else?? In grade eight, my high-needs teacher gave me a dome-shaped cake pan she got a long time ago as a door prize or something but she didn't really use it, so I took it home and over the years I've used it to make a watermelon, an onion, a giant Skittle, a pug face, and probably a bunch more that I don't remember I made the cakes for my cousin's wedding a few years back, I was 18, and it was super stressful. I ended up recruiting my friend who worked in a grocery store bakery to help me finish cranking out cakes on the last night before the wedding so we could deliver them to the reception hall in time. I needed to keep taking breaks because my legs+back+hands kept hurting and the warmth of my hands kept making the bagged icing runny/too soft but I diDN'T HavE tIME to constantly put the piping bag in the fridge and rest my body on the couch. I remember being sat on the kitchen floor to have a little cry when the bottom tier of the head table cake broke as I took it out of the pan (I collected myself after a few minutes to go outside and tell my mom what happened while she was having a smoke and her very obvious solution that I didn't think of was "Just put the pieces back together and decorate it like normal, nobody will see it") OH GOD sorry for rambling. There was actually a lot more I wrote that I just deleted bc it was a lot and you don't know me so you probably don't want to hear it and it wasn't entirely relevant anyway. I said I was tired, this proves that I really am lol (Some helpful context since I don't think you're a follower [EVEN THOUGH I'VE ALREADY SAID SO MUCH AT ALL AND THIS FOOTNOTE SUDDENLY CHANGES THE TONE OF THIS POST GEEZ maybe I should've just sent this bit to you privately oh well]: Without medication, I'm tired all the damn time bc my brain has tons of issues like GAD and MDD and a whole bunch more crap. I've been taking an antipsychotic again for like a month and a half but it seems to not be working as well so some symptoms are coming back, like confusion and daytime tiredness. [I would get into how I've tried a lot of meds in the past but I've already talked excessively, so that's a story for later I guess.] Also, I have joint hypermobility syndrome, which comes with chronic pain that, at least for me as an individual, goes in a two-part cycle of Brain Gets Used To The Pain And Learns To Ignore It➡Pain Gets Worse Than My Brain Can Handle And Can't Be Ignored As Easily, and I think I might be starting to transition back into the "more pain" phase, so that probably isn't helping my sleep quality. On Tuesday my nurse practitioner said to wait until I meet my new psychiatrist and have her figure something out instead of my NP or GP changing my meds around.)

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