#fuck you il-nam

[ozlices]

that squid game reality show genuinely & sincerely makes me so irrationally angry & the stupid ass takes surrounding it make it so much worse.

i actually sincerely cant handle it. it makes me so irate bruh

#mine #it's so fucking mindboggling it rly fucking is. #squid game has incredible writing that can be deep & intricate at times #but when it comes to the message & themes it was literally as blatant & direct as possible. #& it's great that it was tbh. esp w how popular it got. #but holy shit it also means when ppl just willfully disregard its message it is actually physically painful #bitches rly saying in defense of the reality show 'oh well the og show's games were only bad bc ppl died' #like... my dude. you CANNOT be serious. i am on my knees BEGGING for a sike you cannot be fr #did yall all just cover your eyes during the hell episode or what #did gi-hun's speeches to il-nam mean nothing to u. #literally what the entire fuck are u saying like the show didnt bash u over the head w a frying pan abt its theme #it's not even lacking media literacy at that point like it's literally not even up to interpretation #IT LITERALLY BLATANTLY SAYS THE POINT MULTIPLE TIMES I CANT #AAAAAAAAAAAA #i wanna rewatch the show ON netflix outta spite now. imma do that bye

[sscarletvenus]

my silly little thoughts about a lookism squid game au that nobody asked for

gun and goo are the salesmen whose job is to play ddakji with a potential contestant and recruit them

daniel is a broke student living on his own, who loses his property papers to logan and hides inside a subway to escape getting beaten after he goes to confront logan and retrieve the papers, and he meets gun who asks him to play a game…

but, when daniel tries to get a hold of gun after ending up with a game card, he’s already inside the tube, mouthing ‘ganbare’ lmao

dumb bitch that he is, daniel accepts the invite, is sedated, and wakes up in a dormitory in a green tracksuit, only to see logan who’s there too because goo recruited him lol

anyways so jiho would be there too because he gambled all his money away. daniel and jiho would get along at first because both of them are the weakest among all participants...

GOD DOG : 

johan would be there to get the cash needed to fix his mom’s eyes, and he’s also been recruited by gun. in the game dorm, he meets an old man(yes, this au’s oh-il nam) who he recognizes as the pastor at his mother’s church, and he puts down his guard (cult stuff has not happened in this au so dog boy isn’t that vicious, but he’s still isolated himself from the people who care about him because he doesn’t want their pity arghh)

J HIGH :

zack’s searching for his estranged buddy johan along with mira. one fine day, he sees him get shoved inside a car after being sedated willingly and before he knows any better, he knocks out the game worker and takes his place in the car, and enters the game (kinda like junho lmao)

vasco’s cash-strapped after paying off his master breakdak’s debt, and gets recruited by goo.

vin and mary are fleeing cheonliang because vin murdered their dongsaeng, when they’re offered to play..

HOSTEL:

nothing much really??? formula’s really expensive these days and the economy is taking a toll on single father eli, who says, “fuck it,” and joins the game. gotta feed yenna!

estate brokers are harassing sally to sell the dilapidated building her granny left her, and thus, warren and her are also in.

olly, known insane bastard, probably sells his parents’ house to incur debt and follow eli. gun is too stunned to speak.

BIG DEAL : 

again, local practising dilf sinu is in because the street is in serious financial trouble.

jake files for bankruptcy (idk how this works pls) because he wants to investigate his father’s death and the existence of his older step-bro, so that's how he becomes a player (also like junho)

other big deal members would follow their big boss and no.1 and end up as workers or something lmao

WORKERS :

yujin is the frontman! mandeok and cap guy are his bodyguards, and class-traitor samuel does his dirty work.

the affiliate ceos would be among the vips who fund the squid game.

one such vip is mitsuki, who comes to watch the squid game upon the request of her bestie vivi (another vip), and immediately becomes obsessed with player sinu han. she goes as far as to plead with yujin to not shoot him fatally if he ever loses a game, because she wants him that bad

steve hong gets a whiff of this game when his eldest son and heir kitae receives a vip invitation and thus, he sends his most disposable child jay to investigate the game as a worker lmao

daniel gets his perfect body inside the dorm, and knocks out a worker to take his place. he immediately becomes close to jay, and is soon promoted to executive kitsune (all due to his hard work and not because yujin suspects him. nope, not at all.)

executive kitsune is the favourite of recruiter gun (also a vip), and is entitled to all sorts of favours…

vip dg who’s a mastermind at playing all sides (he’s with steve, the workers, and god only knows who else) catches onto the connection between game player og daniel and executive kitsune, and starts keeping an eye on him hmmm

absolute heartbreak but… the jiyeong and saebyeok “thank you for playing with me” scene… only with sinu and jake. jake LOSES it as sinu says, “jake, thank you for playing with me,” and the gun goes off.

not to worry, sinu’s alive and his wound is treated effectively as per neko’s instructions. she wants him for herself and supplies him with the amnesia/memory altering drugs, but executive kitsune who has struck a friendship with sinu and jake in his original body, saves him by discarding the meds.

like saebyeok, jake gets stabbed in the glass game, but is saved by the rest of big deal, and becomes one of the workers. he’s devastated and wants to avenge sinu by killing gun, because of whom they ended up in this hell…

doo lee is executive hanya in this universe and unfortunately one of its creators too (he feels guilty as hell don’t worry), and he informs jake of sinu being alive on executive kitsune’s behalf. so now, jake and big deal WILL get sinu backkk

also lmaoo sinu gets the shock of his life seeing samuel dressed like a kdrama ceo, which is a far departure from the shonen protagonist image of his, complete with a mullet, back in big deal.

crystal is a vip and a double-agent like jay, because her father charles and yujin hate each other's guts. 

jiho’s juvie metamorphosis may happen because of the need to survive the uncontrolled violence in the dorms. he’s still jealous of daniel who’s popular with literally everyone.

I ALSO VIVIDLY IMAGINE THE GLASS BRIDGE SCENE WITH DEOKSU AND MI-NYEO, BUT WITH DANIEL TAKING DOWN LOGAN (unlike minyeo daniel is saved because of protagonist halo and plot armour yass)

THE MARBLE GAME SCENE??? but between jiho and the hallucination of his former self, to whom he loses the marbles and gets shot…

johan’s betrayal in this au is when the old pastor is revealed to be a creator of the game, and just when all hell is about to be unleashed, zack finds him.

in conclusion, i want daniel and the others to make it through squid game with the power of love and friendship. none of this makes sense but a massive thanks to everyone who tuned in until the end.

#lookism #lookism webtoon #lookism imagines #lookism headcanons #daniel park #park hyungseok #gun park #park jonggun #goo kim #kim jungoo #seong yohan #johan seong #zack lee #lookism vasco #vin jin #mary kim #jin hobin #jay hong #crystal choi #neko lookism #jake kim #sinu han #samuel seo #eli jang #olly wang #yujin lookism #guniel #janiel #dg x daniel #sinu x jake

[plasticfreckles]

how aforementioned fictional men from this post would react to the fact that my prof failed my paper WITHOUT EVEN READING IT

(we're still in love obvs bc ive had so many breakdowns about this over the weekend that theyve kinda fused into one long-winded breakdown just lemme have this my sanity is holding on by a thread and its getting thinner by the second)

jaal ama darav: would still not have this problem, but would let me cry into his chest tentacles and go to my university and cause a scene my guy

liam kosta: well guess what bitch we're having takeout and boba and comfort movies and SO MANY BLANKETS AND STRING LIGHTS

saren arterius: would have either bribed prof and/or uni so this would not happen, but if it DID happen theyve got another thing coming honey

thane krios: ok now he'll help. help me write long sentences and also intimidate the prof bc wow are you a dishonorable shitbag sweet chalupa jesus

zevran arainai: murder now? too late already did it you're welcome oh they already marked it failed in the system? no problem let me just [daggers the servers] now lemme smash

banck trevelyan: we are now having a mental breakdown together we're writing a new paper and it only says [prof is a whorechild] its very cathartic

dorian pavus: the audacity on this professor. runs them out of their job faster than they can say "failed"

jackie welles: ok now they're getting beat up within an inch of their life he said he'd catch a case if the prof didn't let me pass and they didn't so now he's gotta back his words up with action its really on the prof your honor

johnny silverhand: assuming the place had not been nuked prior to this event would do it then even if he told me to shut up, stop crying and cowgirl up earlier. (could also just mean you're too dumb for this degree shit. - well YEAH but they could've figured it out BEFORE im about to start my thesis paper thankyouverymuch)

goro takemura: that would mean that really, the arasaka goon he got to write my paper for me failed, so they're getting run out of their job so far they may as well just live in a cardboard box. also blackmail the prof

river ward: damn girl that sucks. need a hug? want me to run for another pizza? drive you to a different library? like tell me what you need and youll have but you'll need to tell me (river i dont KNOW what i need) damn girl that sucks. need another hug?

dorn il-khan: the sucker is so dead he'll find a way to get into lunia and kill them again bc obviously dying once wasn't enough for them to get their shit together

rasaad yn bashir: would go to the prof and just talk at them until they read the fucking paper

data: honestly would just download the grading guide and do it himself also add the fact i was failed without having been assessed into the profs file dont worry about it its fine

thranduil oropherion: bitch NOT ONLY did they assign THE QUEEN a paper they FAILED her?! lemme drag their ass to mordor ill drop their disgusting head into the firepits myself and it will not be attached to their body anymore

kim nam joon: damn girl that sucks. want me to check if there's a place you can report it to? because that doesn't sound normal. are we sure they're not on a power trip and you just got to deal with it? anyway we'll fix this together and you'll pass don't you worry about a thing

dustin bates: wow they FAILED you without doing their fucking WORK? [drops track about aint-shit opportunist bastards and capitalism commercializing education like bitch i paid 160€ in this assumed free education country for a degree the least you could do is do your fucking job]

the apocalypse dj: ["accidentally" backflips into the prof so they drop their notebook and it breaks wow looks like karma's a bitch huh]

#rinarambles #writingref #masseffect #dragonage #cyberpunk #startrek #music #uni #thranduil my beloved #river ward #jackie welles #johnny silverhand #goro takemura #liam kosta #jaal ama darav #dustin bates #starset #kim nam joon #bts #baldursgate #dorn il khan #rasaad yn bashir #dorian pavus #zevran arainai #banck trevelyan #commander data #thane krios #saren arterius #the apocalypse dj #smashintopieces

[kdramacrybaby]

The Glory (2022)

Genre: Revenge, Thriller

Synopsis: Moon Dong-eun faced severe mental and physical bullying while she was in school. She had to give up on her dreams because she had to drop out of school, so instead, she spends her entire life planning the perfect revenge on those who hurt her. Whatever it takes, she will take them down one by one. Her bullies are living their perfect lives, but with Dong-eun suddenly back in their lives, everything starts crumbling around them.

Episode info: 16 episodes / Runtime around 60 minutes

Lead cast: Song Hye-kyo (Moon Dong-eun), Jung Ji-so (Young Dong-eun), Lee Do-hyun (Joo Yeo-jeong), Lim Ji-yeon (Park Yeon-jin), Yeom Hye-ran (Kang Hyeon-nam), Park Sung-hoon (Jeon Jae-joon) Jung Sung-il (Ha Do-yeong)

Link to watch: You can watch on Netflix or Dramacool

Drama rec masterlist | Drama rant thread (beware of spoilers)

Firstly, I want to start with the warnings for this drama - because this drama is dealing with severe bullying, as well as sexual assault and domestic violence. And Netflix does not shy away from showing everything, and I really mean everything. So if this is something you have a hard time dealing with, this drama is not for you, just trust me on this one. Even I had to look away sometimes, and I’m not usually squeamish.

While this drama was a hard watch, in the sense that it’s so brutal, I really liked seeing the female lead just not giving a single fuck. She does not care if what she does makes is technically wrong - she wants her revenge, and she is going to get it. Don’t get me wrong, she is kind to the right people, but as she states multiple times herself: “I am not a good person.”

And this thing about being either good or bad is such an interesting topic. I think I touched on it in both Vincenzo and Your Honor too - good or bad is not black and white, and Dong-eun is most definitely that grey area where she balances on the edge of both. She never did anything wrong - she is 100% the victim in this scenario - but by choosing revenge, she suddenly becomes a vigilante in a sense, and that requires some morally bad actions. 

The people who help her in the end (and the people she ends up helping along the way, even though she has a hard time seeing that herself) are all victims too, with their own trauma and their own ghosts to deal with. They do not care that they have to join her in the grey zone, because they too have suffered and felt trapped in their own selves as victims. They want to take back their power.

Idk, I just really love dramas that have you rooting for a character who is morally grey, because it makes you think - how far would you go?

And while it is a drama about revenge, it is also a drama about healing - about allowing people to break down your walls and help you move forward to better places. About learning to love and accept yourself for who you are without the trauma casting a shadow over every part of your future.

The actors are phenomenal, absolutely blew me away with their raw emotions all around. Especially the younger actors were absolutely amazing, they must have worked so hard, and I hope they are okay after having to do the very graphic bullying scenes.  

In the end, I just want to mention that - in case you didn’t already know - this series is loosely based on actual bullying cases from South Korea. Bullying in their schools really do get this bad, and it is wild to me that kids are capable of this evil. Bullying should absolutely never be allowed. If you see something, say something. Don’t ever be a bystander.

#the glory #kdrama #kdrama review #kdrama rec #you can come ask if you want me to elaborate more on the triggers in this if you are unsure about wanting to watch it or not #i just don't want to spoil too much either #cause i really do think the shock factor of it all is part of the experience too

[secretswansong]

Just read through the discussions in the Squid Game subreddit and I don't get how and why many people are shitting on Gi-hun's actions in the season finale? (spoilers ahead)

A lot of them sound exactly like a rich capitalist, Il-nam when he said "You've been sitting on 45.6B ₩ for a year and not using it. Why, is it because you feel guilty?" like, do these people really think Gi-hun is a shitty person specifically for this reason?

Do people really expect him to quickly or immediately pick himself up and spend the money for good causes?

It's not just survivor's guilt. Gi-hun didn't start out as a good or competent character, and even though he treated some other people kindly and was arguably the most humane contestant, the Game extremely traumatized him. Is his trauma supposed to make him a *better* person?

He was just dumped back into his old life, with only a new bank account containing his prize. When he returned home too late to help his mother, he'd never been more alone, not just literally. His background and the Game staff giving no further assistance mean Gi-hun doesn't have the support to process his trauma, or the skills to manage his new wealth. Of course he's not in a good mental state to just get his life together!

And eventually, he does what he can, the way he knows how! He gets Sae-byeok's brother out of the orphanage, he gives a lot of money to Sang-woo's mother, and he tries to visit his daughter. But the show makes it very clear that he can't go on with his life and money while the Game continues to kill more people like him, not after everything he suffered.

In the discussions about Gi-hun's character development, in the arguments whether he changed for the better, we shouldn't ignore what he went through and how that affected him, nor point to these as reasons why Gi-hun is still a shitty person.

Squid Game is not about some underdog overcoming all odds and walking away with a reward and an improved personality. Squid Game shows us how people do bad things and how choices are an illusion in a capitalist society rigged against them at every turn. It shows how people can retain their humanity and treat others kindly even in these same terrible circumstances.

And it shows how trauma can make people worse; it isn't what makes someone a better person. Trauma can take years to recover from, a lifetime to carry. But if anything, Gi-hun's trauma led to his determination to take down the people behind the Game.

#rant #posting here because i'm not confident to say this on reddit #besides other redditors have also pointed this out #yes i'm on the Gi-hun defense squad #squid game #seong gi hun #cw trauma #cw mental illness #cw ptsd #mental health #squid game spoilers #writing #analysis #characterization #criticism #fuck you il-nam #akin

[reginaldqueribundus]

#not my oc #found in the wild #squid game #breaking bad #jesse what the fuck are you talking about #a post by me™ #seong gi hun #oh il nam

[antifragilejpn]

fuck player 001, all my homies hate player 001

#squid game #squid game spoilers #if you know you know #player 001 #oh il nam #squid game netflix #kdrama #seriously tho the fucking WORST

[gallavich-forever]

Okay brief rant here, also spoilers for Squid Game so if you haven’t seen the show yet please don’t read this.

Everyone saying how Il-nam is such a bad guy but listen AT THE VERY LEAST he didn’t trick the Games’s sweetest man out of his marbles, kill an already dying girl just for funsies, shove a guy to his death, and PRETEND NOT TO KNOW WHAT GAME THE GROUP WAS PLAYING JUST SO HE COULD WIN! Like holy SHIT man Sang-Woo’s the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen on screen! Like, I hate the guy worse than Umbridge! That’s how awful he is! At least Umbridge didn’t try and pretend like she was a good person and betray people. How could she? Everyone already knew she was awful. Sang-woo is worse than that! He’s worse than Deok-su, Han Mi-nyeo, the Front Man, the VIPs, the Loan Sharks, the Salesman dude, and Il-nam combined! Come on people we all know Sang-woo is the real villain. I wish he’d died earlier.

#squid game #sang woo hate post #Il nam is okay #this man is worse than Umbridge #that’s a pretty high tier #you have to be a special level of evil to be worse than Dolores Umbridge #people who defend Sang Woo can go fuck themselves honestly #he doesn’t deserve forgiveness #justice for ali #And also Sae-byeok #And the glass maker #And everyone else he fucked over just to win

[therealromewrites]

All's Fair in Money and ... Sex?

Fandom: Squid Game (Netflix)

Relationship: The Salesman x Female Salesperson! Reader

Age: 18+ Explicit (Under 18s go away!)

Warnings: Smut, light slapping (Once on face and once on your pussy), Dominant Salesman, vaginal fingering, rough sex, Brat reader, squirting, orgasm denial, bondage, face-fucking, blowjob, oral (F and M receiving), cunilingus, belly bulge, begging, angry/hate sex, choking (Hand on throat and slight squeezing), almost gagging (Salesman has a big dick), unprotected sex, nipple play, degradation, use of ‘slut’, P in V penetration

Word Count Total: 4023

Note: So I did another Salesman fic. This is full on nasty and surprisingly difficult to write. Thank you @god-like-eyebrows for the request. Thank you @jeonselca​ and @squidgamesmut​ for helping and encouraging me with the plot. It took a little time and I finally did it! I hope you enjoy and please do let me know what you think! I’d love to take requests for the characters from Squid Game. I have more fics on my masterlist if you’re interested!

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Tagged: @philomaay @eleanorbloom @squidgamesmut @jeonselca @god-like-eyebrows @comegetyallvitamins @hexedcoffin

Summary: You’d do anything to be the better salesperson than your colleague. One day you go too far and this time he’s not gonna let you get away with it.

“You did very well today. I expect you to keep up the same standard in the following weeks. Have a look at your account when you reach home.”

A feeling of warmth spread through your heart as you bowed your head at the Front Man. Not wanting to do anything embarrassing you politely shuffled out of his office, strutting down the hallway with your head held high. You felt proud of your work today. No doubt there would be a hefty bonus in your bank account as you straightened out the creases in your blazer before adjusting your dark black tie. You put on your best suit for the review and you were glad it helped you gain the Front Man’s approval. 

It was your first review after six months. It hadn't been long for you as a salesperson. You were sought out by the main organiser of the games, Oh Il-Nam. He noticed you at a restaurant, when you were convincing the waiters to waive off your bill. He saw you had charm and charisma to sway people to working in your favour. It wasn't long until he promised you high luxuries in exchange for recruiting the lower class to participate in his challenging games. You came to enjoy the job and the perks. The people were mostly nice. There was only one person that seemed to hate your guts the most.

You brushed off the intrusive thought as you passed by a door. Tonight you were going to party and drink ‘til you were dead. You couldn’t wipe off the wide grin on your face as you passed by a dark coloured door. It seemed there were other plans for you tonight as the door opened and you felt a strong grip on your arm as the person dragged you into a room. The door closed and you were stuck in the dark with a stranger.

A hand was pressed down over your mouth and your body was pinned against the wall. You had no way of escaping or getting help. Today was not the day for you to die but you were going to be composed and controlled. The person pushed off of you and the lights came on. You were in one of the VIP rooms, complete with multi-coloured artistic walls and a purple velvet sofa bed. Golden chandeliers and lamps lit the room up, casting an ominous misleading glow over the last person you wanted to see today. The Salesman.

You never knew his real name, nor did he know yours. Mr. Oh was very adamant at retaining privacy thus you stuck to addressing each other as 'Sir' or 'Ms.' You didn't understand what his deal was. The very first day, he took you out with him, he almost pushed you into a cyclist. It wasn't clear why he disliked you but the way he acted towards you was cold and distant. You had no choice but to emulate his reaction and feelings and soon a bubbling fester of distrust and hate brewed between the two of you.

A flush of anger rushed through your body as you took in his tall presence. His face was now a blazing red of pent up anger as he stood over your form. The Salesman’s dark blue tie was loosened and his hands were resting comfortably on his hips, his eyes were glaring menacingly at you. You were in serious trouble. How dare he manhandle you like an animal!

“Hey! What the fuck is your problem? Why’ve you dragged me in here?”

You had an idea about why he ambushed you but you had better things to do as you folded your arms. A look of defiance stabbing at his face.

“You know exactly why.”

“I don’t. So unless you’re going to just stand there and look like a whiny child, I’ve got better things to do.”

You were just about to turn towards the door when he finally breaks and tells you the reason he dragged you into the room.

“Why did you steal my list of recruits?”

Yes, you stole his list of clients and swapped them with random names and addresses. The real reason was that you wanted to get ahead of him. You wanted to prove to everyone that you were better than the Salesman. You wanted to be commended for your work and stealing his list certainly helped because you probably had a bonus waiting for you. The two of you would usually get into competitions to see who could garner the most recruits for the game and you'd often label the other with vindictive callous insults. You might have gone too far today but it didn’t matter.

“Me? Steal your list! Do you think I’d stoop that low?”

Yes you would. You did. And he knows you would. He really hated you. He hated how spoiled you became in your position. You had no respect for the games and its significance. All you cared about was money as he inhaled harshly. He was restraining himself from strangling you. However, some part of him was getting desperate about your body. Suits were an attractive look on you as he took in your tapered trousers and tight fit button shirt. Your red tie sat comfortably against the swell of your breasts. He shook his head to brush off the lewd thoughts as he maintained a controlled level of anger.

“Knowing you, yes you would. You already did. You know you could have had me killed.”

Oh Il-Nam’s process of elimination wasn’t limited to just the players and the cadets, it was a rule to anyone who failed to follow the rules of the game. The Salesman could have been killed if he didn’t hire the right people. In all honesty, you didn’t think of that. All you thought about was getting the top spot and part of you felt slightly guilty. Only part of you because the Salesman was still here.

“But you didn’t! You’re welcome by the way.”

“You didn’t save me! Why are you such a bitch?”

A sharp puff of breath left your lips as your eyes glowered with red.

“Why are you a condescending dick? Ever since I started working, you’ve done nothing but berate me for being better than you! You’re jealous about the fact that I rose quicker than you did.”

Your aggressive face dropped slightly as his lips curled into a disappointed smile.

“If I was jealous of you, I’d have sabotaged every one of your interactions in order to boost my reputation. My problem with you is that you have no respect for the position you are in. You need to learn respect.”

You laughed mirthlessly as you stepped closer to him, jabbing a finger at his chest. An rumbling angry heat emanated from him as you glared at his meticulous face.

“And I suppose you are gonna teach me respect!”

You jabbed another finger at his chest as a way to vent your anger. He was pissing you off majorly and your only upper hand move was to jab at his chest.

“Stop doing that!”

JAB!

“You stay the fuck out of my way!”

JAB!

“Stop it!”

JAB!

And just like that, The Salesman’s patience snapped like a twig as his hand reached to wrap around your throat, pressing your body against the wall. Your head banged roughly against the wall as your head was forced up to stare at his face. Whilst his facial expressions were composed and controlled, you could tell you hit a nerve by the dancing fire in his eyes.

“I said to fucking stop!”

“Make me!”

It was at that moment that the anger burst as the Salesman tightened his grip around your throat and fervently smashed his lips against yours. It was exhilarating, as his lips molded against yours, his teeth grazed and nibbled against your lip as a way for him to inflict pain onto you. He tasted salty as his tongue forced its way into your mouth, grazing against your own. He was a great kisser as he brought his body closer to press against yours, his knee pushed deep against your cunt. Your hands wrapped around his elbows as a way to anchor yourself into real life.

He let go of your lips and took a gander at your flushed expression, his lips tugged up into a smirk as his warm breath tickled your lips. All you could see was the Salesman.

“Guess I finally found a way to get you to stop.”

He takes his hand off your throat and tugs you to sit down on your knees, his slender fingers going round to cup the base of your chin. Part of you felt appalled by the way he forced his lips on yours however the dominant part of you was aroused by his fiery fervor. Deep down you always thought he was handsome and attractive, there was no doubt that he was probably a good lover as well but it was unlikely the two of you would have sex together. You were wrong. Very wrong.

“I’m gonna make you apologise for what you did and I won’t stop until I hear ‘sorry’.”

A small smirk grew on your face as you trailed your hands up his leg, your fingers following the inseam of his trousers. The back of your fingers grazed against his covered length and you brought your head up to stare him right in his dark brown eyes.

“Well I wish you luck because there is no way in Hell, I’m gonna apologise.”

“Oh you will. I’m gonna make you eat your words.”

At that moment, he brought his hands down to begin to unbuckle his belt. He unzipped the trousers and pushed the waistband of his boxers down to take out his dick. He was long and girthy. His tip was pink and his erection was incredibly stiff, he was probably the biggest you’ve ever seen and had. You gasped at how beautiful his dick was and immediately you cringed because you knew he heard your soft gasp. He had a smirk on his face as he watched you stare at his dick with awe.

“Impressed?”

“I’ve seen better dicks than yours.”

“But you’ve never taken one like mine.”

At that, he placed a hand at the back of your head and slowly pushed his dick through your soft lips. You were glad he was going slow because he was a stretch to fit in. You felt like you almost had everything and nothing of him at once as you slowly breathed through your nose. He tasted sweet and salty as the tip just pressed against the back of your throat. He was close to making you gag and choke as you tucked your left thumb under your fingers and pinched hard.

Your urge to choke faded away as you focused on sucking the Salesman’s cock. His jaw dropped slightly at the fact you were able to take him in your throat without choking. He felt his dick tense as he pulled his wet dick out to rest on the tip of your tongue before testing to push a little harder. He was going to ruin you tonight as you groaned at his roughness. Soon he found a comfortable pace as his hips began to thrust his dick into your saliva soaked mouth.

He wasn’t letting you take what you wanted as you closed your eyes to focus on the dick in your mouth. You felt a light slap on your cheek as your eyes snapped open to connect with his hooded eyes. A few strands of his hair drooped against his forehead as his eyes glared daggers into you.

“Don’t close your eyes! I want you to see what happens when you mess with me.”

The Salesman began to thrust a little hard and faster into your mouth. Your moans grew in volume as you stared straight into his face. You were positive that your underwear was soaked in arousal as you took what he gave you. Your plans for tonight were changed for the best as you were bringing your hands up to play with his balls. He slapped your hands away and pulled you off his dick, his eyes were searing through yours.

“I didn’t say you could use your hands.”

“Well what are you gonna do about them then?”

It was from then on that you were in for a ride as the Salesman helped you to stand up. His eyes dragged over your body as a plan formulated in his mind. He wanted to break you to a point of no return and the idea to help him was looped around your neck. His long fingers came to the base of your tie, loosening and untying it before using it to bring your wrists together. You winced slightly at the tight knot he made. You raised your eyebrows at him.

“I guess you do have some brains but did you think about how you were going to get my clothes off?”

His lips curled upwards as he brought your bound hands over your body, pressing them against the wall before dragging his fingers across your clothes. Tracing over the buttons of your shirt before forcefully pulling the shirt apart so the buttons popped out of their seams. He grabbed your shirt and blazer, pulling it upwards and wrapping the clothes around your wrists and tucking it into the tie so it wasn’t in the way of your body.

You glance down to realise that you were wearing a strapless bra which made the Salesman’s job much easier. He smirks as his hands reach around your soft body, getting to the clasp and unhooking your bra to reveal your bare breasts to him. There was warmth in your face and shoulders as his slender fingers stroked your skin. Tickling your skin and feeling the edges of your collarbone. The words weren’t forming in your mouth as his lips came down to press softly against the swell of your neck.

His kisses trailed down your sternum went across the plumpness of your breasts, his tongue lapped over your nipple whilst his hand squeezed your other breast. You hummed in pleasure as you watched play with your breasts, sucking and nibbling as his eyes connected with yours. The Salesman let go of your breasts and came down to unbutton your pants, his finger slipping in to stroke at your labia. You choke in surprise as he shoves his fingers in you straight away, you feel a pinch of pain which melted into pleasure as his fingers thrusted deep inside of you.

Your head leant back and your eyes rolled back as you clenched your core at his fingers. You felt your orgasm reaching as your nails dug into your palm. Just as you were on the brink, the pressure faded away as the Salesman snatched his fingers away from your core. Eyes snapped open as a cold rush of air brushed over your body and you brought your eyes to connect with his, outraged at the fact that he denied letting you come.

“What the fuck! I was so close.”

“I’m only gonna let you cum if you apologise for what you did.”

This was how it was going to be as your lips parted in surprise. As the Salesman’s grin grew with malicious intent. He bent down onto his knees to pull away your trousers and underwear so you were fully bare. His eyes glazed over your body as he stood up and grabbed at your bounds to drag you over to the sofa. He pushed you to lay down in front of him, he towered over you and smirked. He knew it wouldn’t be long until you gave up and apologised for what you did. Despite trying to be a brat, you were following his instructions carefully as he began to unbutton his shirt.

The Salesman was stripping away his clothes until he was as bare as you and you had no idea he was lean and fit in that suit. You needed him to do something because you couldn’t stand the way his eyes were examining your body.

“I thought you were gonna teach me respect.”

“Don’t worry you’ll learn respect.”

He crouched down on his knees and tugged your knees closer so his face was level with your core. You shivered at the slight tickle of his breath near your vagina as he pressed soft kisses at your inner thighs. He was going to tease and test you for a long time as he pressed another kiss on your mons pubis. Your vagina was beautiful as he took in your arousal, dripping down your slit.

The Salesman leant in and softly kissed your clitoris before his tongue licked at your lips. A soft sigh left your lips as your eyes watched him tasting your vagina. Not only was he a good kisser, he was also an expert in oral as his tongue went up and down your slit, his lips pursed around your clitoris and he sucked hard. This sudden change had you arch your back and two of his long fingers pressed into you. His fingers curled and hit your g-spot which had you finally break out a low moan.

The mixture of his fingers and mouth on you, once again had you being brought closer to the edge. Your thighs were beginning to test and subconsciously your hips began to roll itself against his lips. You eyes were lulling to a close when his tongue and fingers disappeared and you felt a sudden slap at your cunt. Your body jerked as your eyes snapped down to his disappointed face.

“I told you to keep your eyes on me.”

You didn’t know if you could keep this going as your body flinched at his thumb rubbing circles onto your clitoris. As much as you wanted to keep your ego, your desire to cum was taking hold as you spoke in a shaky voice.

“Please let me cum?”

“Not until you apologise.”

Before you could say another word, he brought his lips down to eat at you once more. He pushed three fingers deep inside of you and sucked harder at your clitoris. You choked a moan as your eyes connected with his, once again he was bringing you close to the edge and you tried to not show any indication that you were about to cum. One of palms dragged up to squeeze your breast which made you bite your lip and whine pathetically.

You were going to be ruined for other men as the Salesman pulled away to leave you hanging on the edge once again. You wanted to wipe the smirk off his face as he rubbed round figure eights at your labia. You couldn’t take it as you snapped at him.

“Did I ever mention how much I hate you?”

“No you haven’t. Tell me more.”

“You’re a fucking sadist. Fucking let me - Ah!”

He didn’t let you finish as he got up onto the sofa bed and sunk his penis into your vagina. The Salesman groaned at your tight walls as he pushed deep inside of you. His eyes went down to where you were joint and he was only half way in. His fingers squeezed at your calves as he brought your ankles to rest on top of his shoulders. This let him push in deeper to the point where there was a small bump at the base of your stomach.

You couldn’t help the loud hisses as he finally settled his dick inside of you. Your walls were being stretched and burnt in a delicious way as you panted uncontrollably.

“God you’re so tight! I guess that makes up for your bitchy nature.”

Your eyes flashed angrily at him as you opened your mouth to snap back at him. He dragged his dick and thrusted harder against you which had a loud animalistic moan leave your lips. One of his hands went down to press at your sternum whilst he began to plunge deeper into your vagina. He was going to leave you dry again as you decided to throw your ego out the window. Your eyes stared straight into his eyes as you finally said the words.

“I’m sorry.”

His lips curled up whilst his tongue brushed against his bottom lip. He knew you would apologise as he paused his movement.

“Sorry for what?”

“I’m sorry for stealing your list.”

“How sorry?”

Your eyebrows furrowed in frustration as you reached your boiling point.

“I’m really sorry. I won’t do it again!”

“Promise?”

“Yes, now please let me cum!”

It seemed like he was going to accept your apology as his thrusting resumed, his pace increasing. He thrusted harder and faster into you whilst his dick brushed against your g-spot. You were once again close as your moans grew desperately. At this point, you didn’t care about anything other than wanting to cum. His hands came up to your bound wrists, he pushed off your tie, blazer and shirt so your hands could anchor themselves onto his body.

One of your hands dug into the nape of his neck, pulling him down to press his body against yours. You were tugging at the hair whilst your other hand went down to your clitoris. You didn’t dare to move your eyes away from him as you rubbed furiously at your bundle of nerves. Your legs felt like they were being split as he held himself up with one hand by your head. His other hand had wrapped itself around your neck.

His lips reconnected with yours as the both of you thrusted against each other. You could feel his dick push at your cervical wall as you begged and pleaded with him to let you cum. After what seemed to be ages, he finally let you cum as he murmured the order against your lips.

“Cum you desperate little slut!”

Your legs shook violently as you screamed and whimpered at the sudden orgasm. Your core clenched tightly, your fingers scratched down his neck and back. You were finally free to cum as you bit against the Salesman’s bottom lip. The Salesman’s hips stuttered at the sudden shock of your orgasm, the tightness squeezed and made him ejaculate deep into your uterus. Your eyes couldn’t tear away as his hair dropped onto his forehead, a gruff moan left his lips. His back tensed and flinched at your nails as his eyes dropped down to where you were connected. Arousal was everywhere against his lower hips and your thighs as he glanced up at you with a smirk.

“You squirted.”

You could barely keep your eyes open as you gave a blind nod to his words, you unlatched your nails out of his back. You dropped your hands as he carefully and slowly pulled his dick out of you, the both of you hissed at the loss of fullness. A mixture of your fluids leaked out of you as he flopped onto his back next to you. He could feel the sweat dripping down his forehead and neck as his head turned to glance at you. He rendered you numb as a small grin took hold of his face.

“I told you I’d make you eat your words.”

You hummed as your eyes slowly opened to connect with his. The Salesman looked handsome when he was debauched and spent. You still didn’t like him but you were more open to messing with him if it meant it would lead to outcomes like this.

“I still hate you.”

“I hate you too.”

“You might have made me apologise, but you’ll never make me admit you’re better than me.”

“Want to bet on it?”

Your eyebrow quirked up as he brought himself to lean up on his elbow, his hand going down your stomach to push the fluids back into you. Your vagina flinched as his fingers sunk in to make you eat your words again.

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[itsclydebitches]

"We are marble buddies." First, it's heart warming, then it's tear enducing and then it's heaping helping of 'Oh, you mother fucker.'. That episode of Squid Game hit me hard and got even harder with each episode after.

Right? And it gets even worse the more you think about it. Knowing of Il-nam's betrayal colors so much of the story for me.

Gi-hun greets him by making small talk about how he's the first one to arrive, 001, when in reality Il-nam never arrived at all. He was always there. He was never drugged, manhandled, undressed by a bunch of strangers. Il-nam took off his fancy suit upstairs and donned the sweats like a costume, playing the part of another frail, terrified kidnapee.

When the games start and the Red Light, Green Light massacre has just ended, II-nam is the only one who moves during the next round, grinning all the while.

Because he already knows what's going on! And he knows he's not in any actual danger! This guy isn't going to risk getting shot during his "I'm poor and have to play death games to get by" make believe session. No way it's not rigged to ensure his safety, so off he pops, smiling at his own fun. (Which, you know, obliterates the Front Man's claim that this is all about fairness, how dare you learn the game ahead of your peers, Doctor, that's cheating. When, you know, there's a real cheater in their midst the whole while.) I suspect that's also why Mi-nyeo gets to sit out the marbles game: all the orchestrators likely assumed that Il-nam would be the odd one out, since no one wants to pair with an old man, so they built in an excuse for his survival, but instead end up giving that to Mi-nyeo when Gi-hun makes his unexpected offer. But at the time of Red Light, Green Light, the viewer brushes this behavior off with the assumption that, since he's terminally ill, he's just fearless.

Which generates the expectation that he'll continue the games because he has nothing left to lose, in turn creating a feeling of real love for him when he "saves" everyone by choosing the X. When in reality, he chose to be 001. He chose to have everyone vote in reverse order. Sure, it was always possible that there'd be a huge sway for or against the games, rendering his final vote useless, but with the 50/50 split things are as they "should" be, with him pulling the strings. Let's remind everyone of the hardships they're enduring outside so that they consciously want to come back and risk their lives.

And then he runs into Gi-hun! "Runs into" with, like, the biggest scare quotes imaginable. He was in the neighborhood, my ass. We know he doesn't need to bunk down with a friend. We know that this organization is stalking every player (keeping an eye on the 7% that didn't come back, Gi-hun's final phone call telling him to get on the plane, etc.) II-nam orchestrated this "run in" so he could build his relationship with Gi-hun, fucking with him all the while. Yeah, I'll have some of the alcohol you can barely afford. In turn you can have some of this uncooked ramen that meant nothing for me to buy. We're both just poor, struggling fellows, right?

(Compare all this to Sang-woo who, yeah, turns ruthless by the end, but before that was actually compassionate in everyday matters. He lets Ali borrow his phone, buys him food, and gives him bus fare, all without any expectation that he'll be paid back. It's only when the game pits them against each other that he tries to leverage that kindness to save himself.)

From then on, Gi-hun and II-nam have a number of heart-to-hearts that, upon reflection, just read as more manipulation. Gi-hun has a horrifying flashback and admits that he was involved in a deadly strike, which II-nam comforts him over. Yet not only is this another moment of the elite just playing at understanding, but he's playing at surprise too. There are detailed records of every player's life, including the past choices that helped lead them to this level of debt. Gi-hun's firing is absolutely a part of that and no way does II-nam not know. He's just taking advantage of Gi-hun's trust. What particularly fascinates me though is how he plays up his illness. I'm not sure whether he could have faked the fever (perhaps something in the food, if he really wanted to go that route?) and he is legitimately sick, but everything else carries the implication that he's playing the cancer up for his own use. It's too much of a coincidence that he forgets his name right when Gi-hun asks for it in front of a crowd, especially when this is an organization so obsessed with anonymity that you're shot the moment you lose your mask. No way that, for a man who's real game is torturing these people, he coincidentally loses his memory right when Gi-hun needs him to play, causing intense terror that they'll both be killed. He just happens to find one marble left, inducing more horror that Gi-hun could still lose. He just happens to regain his faculties long enough to accuse Gi-hun, then "sacrifice" himself, all while giving an emotional goodbye that will haunt him for the next year, only to then reveal his duplicity. It brings everything II-nam does into question. Did he actually wet himself? Or did he find some of the extra water and dump it on his pants? As someone whose father has a brain tumor and has seen every one of these symptoms, they're all depicted in a way that's very convincing... but Il-nam's true identity makes me suspicious of it all.

The real kicker for me though is that we have no reason to doubt Il-nam's claims about his past. Gi-hun makes a point of asking if that's really his name, if what he said was really true, and we're reassured that it was. Il-nam seems to have been truthful about everything he said... he just didn't say a lot. Which means that (if we trust the story's lack of proof that this isn't true) he really did grow up in a neighborhood just like Gi-hun's. He really did watch his son after a long day at work. At some point, prior to becoming the wealthy powerhouse determined to entertain himself and others, Il-nam was someone whose situation looked a lot like the players'... and that personal experience didn't create a shred of empathy in him. He got out and began exploiting his former community, not helping it, and since then he's actively encouraged others (like the detective's brother) to do the same. It's all so horrible.

I actually ended up calling the twist ahead of time. I knew for sure once we saw the Host reaching for his mask and I recognized Il-nam's hands. But I wasn't sure when I reassured my mom that, despite the clearly horrific nature of this show, there was so much good and hope too. Don't worry! It may be depressing in many respects, but it's so heartwarming to see these bonds forming; people helping one another get through such tragedy. There's one relationship in particular that's just the sweetest. You'll love watching that!

An episode later when everything marbles happens and I'm sure of Il-nam's duplicity:

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[whorror-barbie]

Horrible boss(AU! boss!salesman x Accountant! fem reader) part 1

Summary : Oh Il-nam steps down from being the CEO, So his son takes his place.

Warning: none at this time, talks of hookups,and profanity. this fic is NSFW though, so beware of that.

A/N: I don't know how long this series will be yet,so enjoy :). I did name the salesman after the train to Busan character,so it's Oh Seok-Woo it's easier that way lol

It's 8 o clock in the morning, the weather seems promising today as the sunshine is casting down on Seoul. You have been living here for about a total of 4 years now, it seems like 20 Years with all the hardships you had to face while trying to fit in here but managed to figure it all out eventually. graduating from a great university, living in a decent apartment, and made good friends from the office you are currently at work. sure, there is some setback from time to time, yet everything seems to be falling in place for you now. Looking at yourself in the mirror to make sure everything is in order, just a plain grey blazer jacket and a pencil shirt with a white blouse which you kinda hate, so you would try to fancy it up with different accessories for the effort of standing out. After you were done checking out your ass in the skirt, you start to head out.

making your way to the train station, on the path there you couldn't help, but stop to purchase some Dalgona cookies from a local family business. They are so damn good, though definitely not great for your teeth. finishing off your snack on your walk, you see Gi Hun in his office attire with some mysterious guy near a convenience store up ahead. Gi-Hun spots you and waves for you to come over with a welcoming smile. " Hey, Gi Hun, how's it going, babes? " Smiling at him, near the mysterious man standing with a cigarette in his hand, his attention is now on you, he looks familiar. " Great, I'm just catching up with an old buddy I haven't seen in a while" putting his hand on his shoulder with excitement in his voice, he's such a cute bean you thought.

"oh, how rude of me, this is Cho Sangwoo. he graduated from SNU, he's practically a genius" he side-eyeing Gi-Hun as if this is what he tells everyone when first meeting, though you have definitely seen this man before. then it suddenly clicked, The two of you met each other a few weeks prior, just a hot drunk make-out session within 5 minutes of meeting each other in the back of the bar, no biggie. You still get nervous as if he was reading your slutty thoughts then swallow the reminder of spit in your mouth,feeling his intense stare. he definitely remembers you, maybe? "Oh? I heard a lot about you, don't worry all good things of course" Sangwoo flash a friendly smile at you" I would only hope so" he simply put, the three of you laughed, this shit is so awkward "we don't want to be late, let's get going." Gi hun agrees. " it was nice meeting you though" you said in unintentional flirty tone, or hell maybe it was intentional. "Well, The feeling is mutual". a slight nod from him while putting his cigarette between his lips. You two departed from him finally. "Isn't he great?" Gi-Hun said cheerfully, nodding in agreement. he's definitely great alright.

You both made it to the train station just in time. It's pretty packed at this hour which is normal here. You stand with Gi hun on your left side, talking it up quietly as time goes by. asking about his mom who is in and out of the hospital. it saddened your heart, only hoping she gets better. You see him and his mother as family. "Yeah, I hope she'll be ok as well " with sadness in his voice, you comfort him" it will be trust me" giving him a reassuring smile. All of sudden you feel a hand on your backside, you look back to see who did that. "Hey, fucking watch what you are doing, asshole? " Getting angry, Gi hun looks up from the ground. " Oh sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to do that, my apologies," the man said politely. He didn't look like your average salesman, short clean-cut hair with an expensive suit on, the scent of the expensive cologne smells amazing on him,and dare you say he's a handsome man as well. You felt intimidated by him "Hey, what do you think you're doing? Trying to cop a feel, you fucking pervert" Gi Hun jumps to your defense.

" he said it was an accident, babes" trying to calm him down, He's not buying it at all " you heard the young lady," the man said with a smile that just seem a bit off. " Sir, we don't want any problems, ok " looking up at the tall man, he looks back at you in a calm state. "Better not do that shit again" Gi Hun was pissed off as he glares at him. The train ride went awkward and silent for a while. It's your stop, this morning was too eventful for your liking" where is he, huh?" he's getting riled up once again. the man is nowhere to be found, you could have sworn you saw him get off here. " Let's not worry about him, we need to get going " both of you exit the station.

Now in the office, you say your hellos to the other workers. made it to the break room, Put your lunch away in the refrigerator then start to prepare some coffee. " Hello " you hear from behind " oh hello, Eun-Yi !" You give each other a quick hug. "How are you, girl ? " you asked, leaning your back on the counter. " I'm great, I finally got some good rest for once last night " she laughs, grabbing a granola bar. " how about you?" You look around the room" I can't say the same, unfortunately...though I did stay up to watch a movie that was pretty good". As you grab a cup from the cabinet. " what's so good about this movie that you had to stay up for it" She asked playfully rolling eyes, taking a bite of her granola bar. " Well, since you asked "you chuckle " it's about a maid who moves in with a rich family, and the handsome husband has an affair with her" explaining it with your hands "then he gets her pregnant, but the thing is his wife is pregnant as well, it's a whole ass mess...men sometimes" and she laughs an agreement" anyways you should check out though, the ending is so.. interesting" you sip on your coffee. " You always watch good movies without me, you know" Yi poked you with her elbow "I'm pretty sure you can relate to the maid though" she jokes with a smirk. You definitely caught that shade "not you calling me a hoe, gurl it's too early for that" sharing a laugh with each other.

Gi-Hun enters the room. " Hello," he said awkwardly to Eun-Yi, "hello, Gi-hun" you sip your coffee watching. this interaction between them is cute. " Is Il-Nam here?" You breaking the tense. "Oh, no I didn't see him," he said scratching the back of his head "running late? That's not like him" giving Gi-Hun a worried stare." I'm sure he's ok" reassuring you" we all know he's retiring right? his son is supposed to take over". He says looking at Yi. "Oh yeah and aren't we supposed to have a retirement party for him tonight?". Il-Nam has been so caring to you, he's like a grandpa figure when your own grandpa is not with you. He helped you though some of the low point at the time, his heart is always so big for the workers in the office, he is loved here, so it's sad to see him go. "I'll go see if he's here, I'll let you guys know" Yi looking between you two, and both nods in response, making her exit.

"why don't you just ask her out already?" You giggle. "Ah...I don't know about that" he nervously laughs, standing next to you now "why not? you clearly like her and she seems to like you too. I say go for it" he raises his eyebrows with innocent eyes " you think she likes me? " Nodding as someone is now entering the room " hey, Jun-ho " giving him a flirtatious tone, then proceeds to check him out. He flashes his boyish smile at you "hello, you two" standing on the other side of you. " Where have you been, love? I missed you." the two of you are best friends with benefits for a while now. let's just say, you are living your best life, being a hoe " I just got back from a trip with my brother" smiling at you still" you want to come over tonight and make up for lost times? " Putting his charms on you, it's definitely working. "Mhmm" sipping on your coffee. "Hey, guys I'm still right here" Gi-Hun reminds the two of you with discomfort. "Aren't guys curious about his son?" Trying to change the subject. "What's there to be curious about? Maybe he's a good man like his father" you said confidently.

Yi opens the door "Il-Nam is here" you put your cup down the cup so fast. "We should go see for ourselves" exiting the break room, everyone is gathering in the main room. You see Il-Nam and a man who is supposed to be his son you assume." wait a minute, isn't that the guy we met on the train?" you whisper to Gi-Hun. "I'd like to introduce you all to my son, Oh Seok-Woo he will be your new boss." He said happily. Well, this is off to a great start.

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