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thinking about the guy who had to write a pussy eating subroutine for data
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I wrote a chapbook of Star Trek inspired poetry, and it's out now!
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I think the funniest thing about this paper I just ran across is that it ostensibly has nothing whatsoever to do with Star Trek. But I do objectively agree with their conclusions about Lore lol. Although he is certainly not available to the public, and nor should he be. Organics are gross and he should not have to service them.
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What sort of mystery could bring the Inspector to
a fully operational Dyson sphere?
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Accurate Star Trek TNG synopses that sound like shitposts:
S1 E03 - “The Naked Now”
It is canon that Data has a penis, which is important enough for the 3rd episode.
S1 E06 - “Where No One Has Gone Before”
A mysterious older man takes interest in the teenage Wesley Crusher.
S7 E19 - “Genesis”
Worf literally becomes a literal fuck beast.
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tumblr is if skyrim was a website
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Happy National Train Day!!!!!!!
Please go to a train museum in honor of the trains, you’ll have a good time I promise!!
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me: needs a clean room to function as a person
Also me: needs to function to clean my room
This is still about me: eternal loop of terror
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Shout out to Star Trek: The Next Generation for answering all of my silly fangirl questions about Data so quickly. They knew how fuckable Data was and they told us promptly. I respect that.
You didn't have to tell us that Data is down to clown, but I appreciated it.
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Ensure Your Eyesight Is Properly Functioning
DATE POSTED: Friday, 2023-03-10WRITTEN AT: O’Brien, FL
SCRIPTURE FROM: Luke 11:31-35TRANSLATION: The Voice (VOICE)
BIBLE TEXT: 31 The queen of Ethiopia will stand to condemn the people of this generation on the day of judgment. She, an outsider, came from so far away to hear the wisdom given to Solomon, but now, something greater than Solomon is here: how are the people of this generation…
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Remade this post of mine
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I'm usually trying to promote indie comics rather than video games but uh everybody should go play the demo and wishlist Normal Fishing I think. the developer has like 600 twitter followers and is making 18 dollars a month on patreon i feel like i'm going insane
i was positive i was going to click away to find a whole community losing their minds about it and hyping it up waiting for the full thing to come out but the demo is like six months old and there's nothing. somebody do something holy shit
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