#geico caveman

[republikkkanorcs]

#republican assholes #political humor #maga morons #marjorie traitor greene #Sporkfoot #Marjorie three toes #Marjorie trailer queen #geico #caveman #geico caveman

[slowlicious]

🦎 Geico 🦕 Caveman ✈️ Airport Commercial (SLOWED) 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣s

SLOWLICIOUS ON TUMBLR

SLOWLICIOUS ON SOUNDCLOUD

SLOWLICIOUS ON FACEBOOK

SLOWLICIOUS ON YOUTUBE

SLOWLICIOUS ON THREADS

SLOWLICIOUS ON INSTAGRAM

SLOWLICIOUS ON TWITTER (X)

SLOWLICIOUS ON TIKTOK

SLOWLICIOUS ON PINTEREST

#slowlicious #tv #tv commercial #geico #gecio commercial #geico caveman #slowed #2000s

[phatcatphergus]

Every time tubbo plays a UK commercial I become more worried for whatever the fuck the UK thinks is okay to air on tv

#WHAT ARE SOME OF THESE CMMERCIALS #we had normla things like the etrade baby and geico caveman and camel #and Jake from State Farm #and puppy monkey baby #does anyone remeber puppy monkey baby #tubbo #tubathon day 44 #tubathon #tubbo liveblogging

[sspacegodd]

So easy to make stone tools even a caveman could do it.

#caveman #neandrathral #prehistoric #history #geico

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

It’s the caveman attire paired with the the sneakers for me

#for a more civilized caveman of the modern era #reminds me of those old geico commercials with the cavemen #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #DJ Lethal #John Otto #Music Video: My Way

[goatmilksoda]

I think a lot of money could be made if there was either a network tv channel or a Youtube livestream that

Wait... hold on... post cancelled it's Boomerang channel.

#I was going to say that since so many places are capitalizing off nostalgia right now #a lot of money could be made by airing old tv episodes along with commercials from still existing companies from that time #y'know? like if we're going early 2000s maybe Geico could air their old Caveman ads #so it's not exactly the same as Boomerang because I'm also envisioning like... not cartoons? #Maybe it's old sitcoms? and more adult stuff? But maybe it could just be like ambient fishtank... #I would eat that shit up. Best writing noise ever. Just show me random tv episodes #idk I'll take some anime some sitcoms maybe a medical drama #just with the old commercials and lots of variety so I don't have to pay attention #Outing myself as an 'I need subway surfers to pay attention' Zoomer #Wait hold on #I'm going to continue not doing my work to make this a Youtube Playlist #goat talk

[hewwoitsyagirljeido]

If you remember this commercial I love you ( ◜‿◝ )♡

#digital art #digital illustration #art #jeidos ocs #geico #caveman #2010s kid #2010s commercials #tv #childhood #elevator music #Spotify

[jacquelinemurphy13]

Fun being cast in "Geico" National Super Bowl as "Cheerleader Coach" with "Caveman" John Lehr

#youtube #jacquelinemurphy #nfl football #geico #brian orakpo #john lehr #caveman #actress #commercial #super bowl #actor #football player #nfl #national commercial

[incarnateirony]

So let's go back over this for my hate readers.

By April 2020, you had already lost Jensen Ackles as One Of You.

Your refusal to listen, to pay attention, and your compulsive and psychotic need to demand people believe the world and anyone you look at conforms to your biases simply because you Said So made you unable to intercept and disarm this.

Jensen struggled with the ending first, then the rewrites, then went to Kripke, then still tried to push through the ending, then ran out the door to register CM and start talking to WB while wracking his brain.

Late 2020 he didn't just move to Colorado for fun. My geico caveman beard coping mechanism may have been presented as humor, but it was true. And, with ZERO speculation to this, I can tell you that Jensen Ackles wasn't sleeping. He couldn't let go, he couldn't move on, and he knew Dean's story wasn't done. He was sorry about Castiel, and Dean and Cas, and Tried To Give It To Us.

And he sat. And rotted. And worried. And tried to think like a writer and be creative with Danneel at home during covid, talking to friends online to figure out where to go.

And, as if by magic, a nice package that was almost fully developed reached him. And Danneel reminded him of that one. And they worked on it and gave it to WB and WB liked it, then they called Robbie who was already working on his Cas spinoff, but the concepts fused well enough into it as a collab, and that's where we're at.

These basic truths, these steps in reality people want to dismiss for inconvenience, are why we are where we are, and it isn't gonna change. If you wouldn't try to change a 3 year heller dumpster resident's mind, you shouldn't even try to whine your way through it with Jensen Ackles, because he's now the king heller making the king heller show, whether your parents emotionally prepared you for how to handle not being personally pandered to or not.

You lost him years ago, and were too inserted in your own asses and delusions to do anything to stop it.

Congratulations, you lost. The hellers have been far, far, far, far, far closer to Jensen for 3 years, and you're just now slowly accepting the reality.

In That Moment, he'd have hugged him as a brother in arms. In That Moment, In That Moment, In That Moment, he had a take. And then, by The Next Setup, he had another Take. One that caused international dubbing confusion, ADR re-recordings, and just mountains of upset. One that is quite literally a fundamental part of the plot The Winchesters is shaping out the importance of. Me too, mom. Me too.

This is it. This is reality. You guys seem almost ready to accept that reality. Deep down you have with all your raging but you refuse to allow yourself the processing phase of accepting and internalizing this, because you keep regressing. You lost. It's over. Go home.

#the winchesters #spnwin

[the-swift-tricker]

is it just me or did commercials used to be funnier? maybe i'm just older or i've become more desensitized or jaded but what about geico? there used to be cavemen. there used to be...caveman...

#swift-tricker's posts

[soberfructosecornsyrup]

The X-Files Season 1, Episode 5: Jersey Devil

The production value on this show reminds me of mid 90's shows like the Outer Limits reboot that happened around this time. Something oddly comforting to me about it. Plus Mulder and Scully's voices is oddly relaxing to me. Anyway, Jersey Devil eh? Oh, I was mistaken on the title of the Coheed and Cambria song, it's Devil in Jersey City. Awesome song though. Old timey dude and his family get a flat in their old timey car, he gets dragged off, and the cops shoot the thing coming out of the cave, as they are wont to do. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Pay-phones and phone books make an appearance in this episode. Remember those? I do, because I'm old. Mulder getting information from homeless folks is pretty good, and he even starts to look schluby after a night of living on the streets, that's wild. Not nearly as wild as him looking at the bigfoot with tiddies! Oh my god this shit had me dying

Another observation, Scully keeps that thang on her. I think Mulder only pulled his piece out in the pilot, but Scully brandishes the blicky like she's on Instagram Live with Ja Morant. Mulder also looks like he's about to get some toppy from a Geico caveman woman. Hair dreaded like a Phish fan. Probably smells the same, and this fool is all "she's beautiful." Anyway, the local law kills her and she so conveniently falls and kicks up debris from the woods floor on her naked ass. Gotta love network TV censors. Surprise, there were feral kids too. Anyway, it was an alright episode. I do like the idea of humans not being at the top of the food chain. Bigfoot with cans had me laughing so hard I had to pause it. Also it's nice that it's not an alien episode. Next episode is Shadows. Doesn't seem it's about shadow people.

Take it away, musical guest, Coheed and Cambira!

#Cliff does the X-Files 30 Years Later #Spotify #X-Files

[schmergo]

The other night, I saw an episode of Cold Case Files that utterly infiltrated my brain. Every detail of this case and every person in it was so weird and wild, it felt like a Coen Brothers film. Please tell me who you would cast as these characters in the movie, because I need to know.

The actual case was very tragic and not at all funny. In a small Utah city, a young Mormon man named Brad Perry was murdered at a gas station where he was working the night shift. He was about to graduate college and get married, had his whole life ahead of him. But everything else about the investigation was so bizarre.

* Apparently, two college students named Sabbah and Braish who’d been pulling an all-night study session went for a drive to clear their heads and stopped at the gas station while the murder was taking place. A really sketchy “gas station attendant” came out to help them at what seemed to be a self-service station and told them not to go in the building. They paid him for gas and later for cigarettes.

*He came back out with the cigarettes and gave them change and they noticed dried blood on his clothes and FRESH BLOOD dripping on the money. They drove the heck out of there and called the police at the next pay phone.

* The college students were describing the sketchy gas station attendant to the confused, inept sketch artist and kept emphasizing the suspect’s dark, cold, evil, beady eyes (this comes back later). Then one of them got frustrated with the sketch artist’s attempts and made his own right there (which seems to be the one they used- investigators are like, “Yeah, he was a pretty good artist.”) It basically looked like a Geico caveman.

* The obvious suspect was a guy named Nager because he was a manager at the gas station and apparently sometimes sold illegal drugs out of it and resembled the sketch. He was supposed to show up for work that day after Brad’s shift before anyone knew Brad was dead, but he didn’t. He claimed it was because Brad promised to call him and wake him up for work. Also, they made a whole point to say the safe was open and Brad didn’t have access to it but Nager did.

* They dusted for prints and Nager’s prints were nowhere on the crime scene and the cops were like, “I’m actually not sure how that’s possible because he literally works here” but apparently that at least temporarily disqualified him as a suspect?

* The victim’s family’s house got vandalized and someone POOPED IN BRAD’S BED. Apparently the mom was like, “Look next door” when asked who she thought did it.

* Next door happened to live a guy known as “Monster” Martinez who got his charming nickname for snapping and going berserk mode. Also, he was friends with Nager and had something to do with the drug trade at the gas station. He also looked like the Geico Caveman sketch. They brought up that Brad could only have been subdued and tied up by two people.

* At one point years later, they wanted to arrest Nager and compare his hair to some hair found at the crime scene and he literally said, “Why are you questioning me? Everyone knows Monster Martinez killed him.” They never said what happened with Nager, but I like to imagine they just dropped him off and zoomed off to question Martinez.

* Martinez was already in prison for something else and when they showed up to gather his hair sample, they found he’d SHAVED HIS ENTIRE BODY from head to toe and said, “Good luck getting a hair from me.” Apparently a nurse found two small hairs on his nipple. The detective made some comment about how Martinez was not doing Olympic swimming, so why would he do that? They tested the hair and it was not a match. (But this was a composition test, not a DNA test, and I thought this was going to come back later... but it didn’t.)

* There was a whole subplot about how the victim’s (also Mormon) brother had a crisis of faith due to his brother’s unsolved murder and got a fake ID and bought BEER!

* Many years later, they did a DNA test on the bloody money handed to the college students and linked the DNA to some guy named Glenn who nobody had ever heard of.

* They interviewed his foster mom and she was like, ”Yeah, he was a horrible child, always torturing small animals, setting fires” and showed a picture of him during the time of the crime and he looked exactly like the sketch, leading one to wonder how many people in this quiet Utah town looked like the Geico caveman.

*They questioned the suspect in prison and he had really dark beady scary eyes and apparently the police were like, “This has to be the guy! His eyes are so scary!” Glenn was calmly like, “You can’t prove I was at the crime scene. Chain of commerce, my friend. I must’ve cut myself at my job, got blood on some money, paid for something with that money, then that person paid for something at the gas station with that money.” Investigators were like, “Dangit, he’s good!”

*Investigators asked people in town if Glenn had any close associates because they knew it had to be a two-man job and everyone is like, “Yeah, he basically had a sniveling pathetic henchman. Basically LeFou. This guy left town for Washington state right after the crime and never came back.” His name was Wade

*So they questioned Wade, who was an anxious mess, and he pretended to not know what they were talking about until they told him that Glenn was about to be released from prison in a few days. Then he was like, “Oh, matter of fact, I think I do remember that day!”

*Wade said that Glenn went berserk in a dispute over change at the gas station and bludgeoned Brad with a 60 pound Dr Pepper canister, but he was STILL ALIVE when the college students showed up and Glenn went out to “serve” them. Then he came back in, dragged Brad to a back room, tied him up, and tortured him.

*Police were like, “Wade, this story sounds mostly true, but this was a two man job. Glenn couldn’t have done this on his own.” And Wade just earnestly blurts out, “I was only the one holding his legs.” Police were like, EXCUSE ME? They didn’t expect him to just straight up confess. Wade started whimpering and said, “When Glenn starts goin’, you can’t stop him. F***ing Glenn. What an a**h*le.”

*But Wade was too scared to testify against Glenn, so instead they DNA tested the hair and it matched Glenn and they were like, “You can’t disprove you were at the crime scene.” The jury gave him life in prison. BUT the jury declared Wade not guilty even though he straight up confessed, probably because he just came across as so pathetic

*They NEVER ADDRESSED how the safe was open, who broke into Perry’s house and pooped in his bed, or why Martinez shaved his entire body, which makes me suspicious

Who would play whom’st in this movie? Because I absolutely think Steve Buscemi would be Wade.

#true crime #crime #violence tw #murder tw #violence cw #murder cw

[skele8rity]

♫ !!!!! very excited for this one

HFSKFK you sent one back please. okay. listen. my music library is insane and shuffle is a ridiculous game of russian roulette with me. im so sorry about this im insane with music. little to no consistency you know this now

Freak On A Leash - Korn | it would throw that at me off the bat ☠️ i considered being a wuss and chickening out/skipping but you know what??? fuck it. childhood. its fine

Live For This - Lit | ch... childhood 2

Misread - Kings of Convenience | ah yes my obligatory acoustic guitar strings and piano relationships problems tastes. no but really kings of convenience are really good if you like like... simon and garfunkel and stuff like that. really nice writing and harmonies imo (they also featured on the song from that caveman geico commercial)

Moonsetter - Toby Fox (Homestuck Vol. 9) | ALL MY HOMIES LOVE MOONSETTER.... one of the tracks of all time and im not even kidding

St. James Infirmary - Cab Calloway | phenomenal even on its own but if the jam itself is not something phenomenal (30's!!! its from the 30's!!!) see the betty boop cartoon that features it (also from the 30's!!!) that i think youd actually enjoy perhaps if you have not seen it yet!!! its used a lot in "creepy" and "scary" videos, usually the clown fjdj

(send me a music note and ill show you 5 songs off my shuffle)

#diavoloz #return to sender #music #i love music please im eating it eating it devouring it #skelly speaks #link thank u i hope u enjoy a few at least JFJSKF #im going to be honest my shuffle is usually mentally ill just like me but i had to do this twice #bc the first time i tried to shuffle it was literally all radio rock songs from the 00s #korn limp bizkit papa roach red hot chili peppers saving abel. #i was like. you will not make me look like my music taste is solely white guy bar music oh my god #ill just die. #i cheated. i did.

[cyberthot666]

he lowkey looked like the geico caveman like I’m not about to play with you

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I really fucking hate Flo from the progressive commercials. That actress's smug aura mocks me, and I never want to see her stupid face again. I'm sure she did a very good job on the Geico Caveman show (remember that? Yeah, she was on that), and as Fred's bully's mom on Nickelodeon, but no commercial has ever made me hate a product or company more than the endless stream of Flo bullshit for, what's it been, a decade now? When did she start? I don't even want to google it.

#commercials #ads #flo #progressive #i hate her stupid face so much

[adultswim2021]

Assy McGee #9: “Mile High Mayhem” | April 21, 2008 - 12:30AM | S02E03

I think I’m back on board with Assy McGee. The first episode of the season was a bit of a dud for me, but this and last week’s episodes were fairly decent.

This episode starts off with a little cold open showing a group of tourists on a hot air balloon. They suspect the kindly-looking Muslim couple of being terrorists and decide to rush them. They all run at them but wind up going overboard. The hot air balloon operator just gratuitously shoves the Muslim couple out of the basket, drinks some beer, and then leaps out of the basket backwards, yelling “woo hoo!”. In the background you can see the bisected top half of a man clutching balloons, a callback to episode 3.

No full opening this week; just a brief title card. The first post-opening scene is a recruitment film for being a US Air Marshal, appealing to officers who have nothing left in their lives and are actively depressed. I’m guessing this explains why the hot air balloon operator jumped off; he was also a marshal. Assy volunteers him and Sanchez, even though Sanchez doesn’t have “nothing to lose”, having a family and all that. Later we see the Chief is having an affair with his wife and using Sanchez’s participation in the Air Marshal program to his advantage.

This follows the typical formula pretty closely; Assy is tasked to find a criminal. He acts very recklessly, violently attacking random innocent people. It turns out that one of the people he harasses actually is the person they were trying to arrest. While in the air, Assy sexually harasses one particular stewardess. When a passenger tries to get him to stop, Assy beats him up and then shoots a hole in the airplane, causing it to go down. The stewardess who rebuked him is seen in the back of an ambulance, basically alright. Assy announces “I gotta tie up some loose ends” and just goes up and shoots her dead. When asked why later, he just says “she wouldn't have sex with me”. 

Just showing wantonly violent misogyny like this would be a tough sell these days, despite the ironic or satirical intent behind it. This show’s obscurity does make this feel like some kind of dirty little secret. I’m saying all this is a person who likes and appreciates it. I don’t even feel like I can dispute the critics of irony. It’s probably a pretty useless tool when it comes to forms of satire or commentary. It can be misinterpreted pretty easily, so at best you can only garner understanding from a choir you're preaching to. At worst you’re creating a legion of All in the Family fans who unironically like the stuff Archie Bunker says. I still gravitate towards irony because my sense of humor hasn’t really changed since twelfth grade.

Oh, yeah, I should mention this. There’s a parody of the Geico caveman ad, where the caveman sees an insulting advertisement on the wall at the airport. Sanchez sees an ad for “Fat Guy Insurance”. 

EPHEMERA CORNER:

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season One DVD (April 22, 2008)

One of my favorite Adult Swim DVD releases. The Awesome Show DVD releases are generally very good. This is the only one to have commentary on every episode. There’s also deleted and extended scenes, bloopers, and other stuff. 

This is one of the few Adult Swim releases I actually have a clear memory of buying. I worked at Borders books and ordered it through my store so I could have it mere days earlier.

There was this one manager who DESPISED ME; we had such a bad personality clash that I could do NOTHING in her eyes to convince her that I was a good worker. I was scolded by her constantly, and if I tried to course-correct I’d get scolded for doing the opposite. No balancing act pleased her at all, and I was forced to conclude she just didn’t like me. One time I was the victim of medical malpractice, and missed work after undergoing emergency surgery, and she scolded me for not getting a second opinion since I burdened the store with my absence.

The ONLY pleasant conversation we EVER HAD: she saw this DVD, and asked me about it, saying that it looked weird and funny. I told her about Tim & Eric. I have no idea if she followed up on it; if she did she probably decided it wasn’t for her. It’s likely she didn’t. But for about five minutes we had a nice conversation, and almost had something in common. And that’s just from the COVER of the DVD.

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #assy mcgee