Attention: @shamblespirate
We heard your request for a RACCOON VALENTINE GREETING.
Best Regards,
The GB Team
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i am still waiting for meowy and the dogs to show up alive and well again i will not accept their destiny
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biting a child is SO much better than stabbing them eh Finknor 🫠
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literally still thinking abt the liveshow. like that will be burned into my memory but also im SO SAD bc i think bc of technical difficulties this show isn't actually being uploaded to the paetron BUT IT WAS GENUINELY SO FUCKING GOOD. Like the dads as teens interacting with the s2 teens ??????? the dads as babies ???????? GENUINELY? I WISH I COULD BEAM MY MEMORY OF THIS SHOW INTO ALL UR BRAINS i need more ppl to know of its existence so i can scream about it. Also never fucking recovering from emo teenager henry actually
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AP Pencils, the pencil shipping magnate, stops by the funnel cake stand to get a 3 cent discount in exchange for information on watch trucks
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anna was hypnotized by christina. she would have never have threatened the zarathustra's safety like that... and christina is a reader. the american incarnations rallied around anna because it was their only choice. the US scenarios weren't in orv. they went to the only person they knew...
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need to learn how to draw dragonborns so i can draw my sorcerurge laughing maniacally and saying "let the bloodshed begin" or some such while casting their Only Level 4 Spell Slot, then getting crit'd for 40 hp and running behind lae'zel begging her to kill them because they're so so scary
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sorry- did..... did you just say- MOTHER LAUREN???!??!?!?!??!?!?!? L A U R E N ?!
GOD SO MUCH MUST'VE HAPPENED SINCE WE LAST HEARD FROM THESE GUYS OMG IM SO HAPPY!!!! IT MIGHT BE FROWN NIGHT BUT I SURE AM SMILING RN!!!!!!!!!!
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Quick kevin doodle before bed for all of you kevin enjoyers (because apparently you exist /j)
brought to you by: my inability to keep a concistent sleep schedule
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Charles getting into online arguments to defend Kevin like ‘Okay? I don’t care? Go outside read a book or something stop attacking my boyfriend. He’s LITERALLY a prophet and immortal. Okay? Murder? So what. He looked sexy doing it.’
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(personal)
if I ever don't respond to things it's fully just that I'm a crazy person hibernating through life at any given time and generally lacking the energy to do the things I care about, let alone care about all the things I should, or used to, or want to.
it's. a problem.
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I find it interesting that the university of what it is explained away Night Vale’s unreachable-ness because it could mean 1) the town is now completely blocked off and people can’t accidentally find it and the scientists inadvertently locked themselves inside it (and the only people who can get in are the people from Desert Bluffs 2 hmmmmmm) or 2) Even though the road doesn’t connect to anything entry is actually possible (and like, it shows up on maps and outside surveillance and shit) and more normal can start pouring in, and Lubelle has someone to explain the weirdness TO other than the Night Vale citizens who don’t want to hear it. And, I don’t think that bodes well for the current battle of “unexplainable versus normalcy” that’s waging.
I find both options intriguing, concerning, and Im not sure the U of What is Is Thought about repercussions of it.
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