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It's called X because you should close it and go outside
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batboyblog · 8 months
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sooooo Elon Musk's X let someone buy an ad with the literal 14 words...
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whereserpentswalk · 5 months
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When youtube tries to make me watch an ad I simply block, dodge and parry them with my superior reflexes. Every assassin Google.com has sent to my apartment has come back either dead or seduced. I sneak up on unsuspecting bots in the night and slit their digital throats so I can steal any loose upvotes and premium subscriptions in their pockets. X.com is still twitter when I look at it and I can still sneak into the ruins of Vine. You just aren't as skilled and powerful as me. I don't need to pirate media when I can gain it through highway robbery.
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ggebba · 4 months
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A joint interview between Andrei Svechnikov and Pyotr Kochetkov means the world to me🥹. Pyotr's English and getting better and better.
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ralfmaximus · 20 days
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Elon Musk just made twitter 1000% more dangerous for people who click on links there. All because his stupid ego wants people to call it X and not twitter.
Also not mentioned: the legality of a website modifying a user's written text without permission? Yikes.
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genuinebluff · 8 months
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innerlmnt · 9 months
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Twitter right now [x]
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apenasf4g · 21 days
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missmelonee1 · 2 months
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empress-leo · 9 months
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The WWF doesn’t have any business being this funny. I love it.
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blackr23 · 5 months
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Stray Kids and Ateez did the Tik Tok 'Because Of You" challenge together for the opening of the Music Bank Global Festival in Japan.
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bokatan77 · 1 month
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whereserpentswalk · 4 months
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Is modern corporate social media really just car based infrastructure but for social interactions?
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safdarrizvi · 7 months
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Israel’s Prime Minister just posted, then DELETED this insane tweet calling Palestinians “children of darkness” living by the “law of the jungle.”
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ralfmaximus · 1 month
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Federal judge repeatedly kicks Elon Musk in the balls for 52 glorious pages, ruling that Musk suing a research group was basically a temper tantrum.
Turns out, his website really does traffic in hate speech. Who knew?
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lolaavzn · 19 days
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Wanna join me ? 🤭🫧
Follow me on X (Twitter) 💕💕💕
http://x.com/lolaavzn
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