#god schlatt

[cardinal-bluejay]

I Drew shit. PLEASE REBLOG, likes are COOL but REBLOGS are BETTER

#cardinal draws #my art #jschlatt #jschlatt fanart #SCU Schlatt #Charlie slimecicles cinimatic universe #god schlatt

[screamm1996]

My favorite screenshots of Schlatt from Ludwig’s Unpaid Intern stream today!

#Heavy on the first one #god he’s so pretty #jschlatt #schlatt #chuckle sandwich #jschlattlive #ludwig #lilypichu

[doodlebloo]

When you're just chilling and then like a wave of ice cold seawater dwarfing you entirely you think "Oh fuck, L'Manberg."

#as in As we gaze at these swaths of redwood trees Tommy I want you to do what your heart tells you to Consider it good luck for the #election As my first decree as president of this great nation Tubbo no!/Yes Schlatt My L'Manberg my great unfinished symphony #Tubbo are you happier Wilbur? Stay strong. Tubbo I'm sorry I'll make this as painless and colorful as possible #Technoblade just murdered me Wilbur said to stay strong and he was on our side! he WAS on our side! #god god god. goddd. god. they wanted their own place to live and be happy. Wilbur wanted to build a little cabin to livve in. #Tubbo and Quackity would have made a restauraunt. Tommy would have listened to his discs whenever he wanted. #there were so many chances to save it if things had gone just slightly differently it could have been saved oh god. #sorry for being mentally ill but jesus christ how am i ever meant to recover. #doodle.txt

[qbdream]

chuckle sandwich is a normal podcast

#i made these gifs like uhhhh almost a year ago probably #oh my god it was OVER a year ago..... it was MARCH. thats disgusting #anyway. #i saw we were talking about schlatt tonight so here we go #time for boring relevant tags now #jschlatt #schlatt #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #chuckle sandwich #mine* #i've literally been debating posting these for over a year LOL

[mack2732]

This is my favorite Schlatt content since his last trip to Japan I’m ngl, I love the video cam format it feels so much more intimate. Very excited for the rest of the Japan content. This is the best thing that could happen before I take midterms today.

Here’s to hoping he makes more content like this :)))

#jschlatt #cat dad #schlatt #hair #i love him #god he is so

[greeniscosmic]

when i'm in a making shit up to get mad at competition, and my opponent is the sdmp hoa

#GOD i missed schlatt being a shithead in minecraft ❤️ #mcyt #sdmp

[grumpy-detective]

Average browsing the Schlatt/Jschlatt tag experience:

#keep ur shit out of the main tag god damn #schlatt #jschlatt

[999-ang3l]

wait but like schlatt x bimbo reader where he makes her squirt for the first time...

I LOFE YOU ANON. SO MUCH.

"too much! too-much! you were moaning messily, absolutely fucked stupid. and schlatt loved it. he wasnt even saying anything, too focused on making you cum.

suddenly bucking your hips up, schlatt knew you were very close. he started fastening his pace to even quicker (if that was even possible). you felt the knot in your stomach burst, but it was an unfamiliar feeling. "holy shit." you snapped out of your trance, finally opening your eyes to see schlatt covered in juices. his eyes were wide as saucers and his dick got even harder. he had never felt himself getting this hard, not ever.

you, on the other hand, were embarrassed. You thought he was disgusted by what had happened, untill...

"im gonna make you squirt every time we fuck, now"

oh god.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #schlatt #schlatt x bimbo!reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x bimbo!reader #oh my fucking god

[bugflies00]

WHO REMEMBERS BETRAY SOMEBODY

#alex.rambles.txt #c!schlatt #c!quackity #mcyt #sorry i just came across an animatic in my recommended and WHAM a blast from the past fr #such a BANGER fansong god

[littleskeletonprincessss]

Just some random schlatt gifs I found

#god im in love with him #the last one though #in the tshirt #panties=dropped #oops that was tmi #schlatt #schlatt x reader #schlatt smut #jschlatt

[babycapitalist]

hello new moot!

possessive!jschlatt pls? <3

smutty or not idc i just miss him fr

not good at fics so i'll give u hcs instead <3

SFW

Always holding your hand in public and being touchy in general

He'd make you guys get matching bracelets or rings 🥹

He is DEFINITELY the type of guy who constantly posts you on his social media

He'd caption photos with you in them "mine <3" djifdjjfwks

Anyone who even looks at you gets a death glare from schlatt

ALSO forehead kisses like lots lots lots of them

NSFW

ITS OVER for anyone who flirts with you. Schlatt would ramble on how good it feels to fuck you all the time to them (jack and coke core <3)

He'd leave hickeys and bruises all over you

In public, he'd whisper in your ear how he's gonna bend you over and fuck you right in front of the guy that kept staring at you

If that's not enough, he'd definitely sloppy kiss you the whole time you guys were out 😭

For my petplay enjoyers he'd 100% buy you a collar and make you walk around with it on 🫡

#jschlatt #jschlatt smut #schlatt #schlatt smut #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #god my brain is so fuzzy #AND SORRY IF THIS IS TERRIBLE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME 🥹 #star

[almostdeath]

Schlatt: That was so hot, Quackity.

Quackity: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Schlatt: I'm so in love with you.

#dream smp #dsmp #jschlatt #schlatt #schlackity #pumpkinduo #pumpkin husbands #quackity #incorrect quotes #schlatts love language is violence #Las Nevadas #I want to believe that this would be the dynamic between them #let me dream and be in denial #or i will remind you about Wilbur being attracted to animals...canonically...god...let me forget...

[slxtmeri]

i need clay to fuck me and breed me until i cant remember anything but his name.

GUYS HELP ME

#god he is so fine #dsmp smut #mcyt smut #karl jacobs smut #sapnap smut #karl jacobs x reader smut #mcyt x reader #punz smut #jschlatt smut #dream smut #dreamwastaken smut #wilbur soot smut #gnf smut #mcyt x reader smut #schlatt smut #smut

[basementpartier]

currently having thoughts about schlatt w/ separation anxiety

(all sfw)

texts his s/o about everything he's doing all the time to keep in as much contact as possible

also sends pictures of everything he's doing throughout the day since it can be faster and more engaging than just describing things or sending brief updates like "on the bus now"

calls every single night if he's away for multiple days. he'll typically either fall asleep on call or stay up super late talking to his s/o and fall asleep at like 5 am

likes calling his s/o while they're out of the house (as opposed to getting texts from them all the time cause he knows most people can't keep up with that)

not a big fan of splitting up when on an outing with his s/o, even if it'd make the trip faster or otherwise be more convenient

will come up to his s/o at random times during the day and just insist on hugging them for a minute or two cause he remembers that they're there and they're a person and he needs to be close to them

#im praying that no one gives me shit for using the term separation anxiety #cause people write “clingy” headcanons/pov stuff literally all the time and this is the same as that #the only difference is that i have severe separation anxiety and i like projecting that onto characters and people i write #cause it makes me happyyyyyyyyy #dear god i just realized that this.. is telling everyone SO MUCH about me #its dogboy hours bitch #anyway :) first post from me and im being silly about my mental illness #now how tf do i tag this #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #i kinda dont want this to get into super general tags personally #rpf selfship #celebrity selfship #i discovered just now that those are actually tags :) #my posts

[justkiddingiminlove]

Stressed Schlatt

It had been a long day of video making for Jschlatt, now he’s gotta edit the video too. He groans and rubs the back of his neck. He’s stressed, but he needs to post something. You stare from the open doorway. ‘Poor J…’ you think to yourself as you stare. His luscious curls stare back at you, their brown color is just like milk chocolate. The urge to play with his hair is insane, but he’s got boundaries and you won’t dare to cross them, especially now. “Hey J.” you call as you move to lean on the door frame. “You good?”

He looks into his webcam footage and can see you standing there. He doesn’t respond immediately. And for him, a guy that never shuts up, is considered bad. “I’m fine.” his silence is finally broken, and he sounds…sad. You can see his face on the recording software tab. His tone betrays his facade. He looks ready to cry.

You make your way over to him, and kneel down on the floor next to him. “You’re not fine J.” you see right through his ‘tough guy’ mask. You watch as his muscles tense before he begins to cry. “Oh J…” you coo. You lean up and cup his cheek with your hand. His chops are scratchy against your palm, but you don’t move your hand. He leans into your soft touch, tears still streaming down his face. You swipe your thumb gently across his face, wiping away the salty tears.

Your touch is so damn comforting to him, and he slowly relaxes. “Why don’t you take a break. I’ll order us some lunch, and we can continue our show.” he smiles, contentment seeps from his thankful expression. You slowly remove your hand from his cheek and he glares in response to this blasphemy. “Go put of some comfy clothes. I’ll be downstairs waiting for you.” He watches you leave, his eyes never leaving you.   “Fuckin’ Hell…” he whispers after you're out of sight. His eyes turn to his monitor, debating if he should just tough it out. He ultimately decides against it, and stands up to follow you to the kitchen. His posting schedule is so irregular anyway, he knows his viewers could wait one more day.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #cute #drabble #one shot #its fucking 2:15 am and i be writing this shit #schlatt #schlatt x reader #gender nuetral reader #no use of y/n #god dammit my heart aches for this man

[grumpy-detective]

please, not to kinkshame or whatever the term would be, but if you are gonna post rpf fics, DO NOT post it in the main tags of the creator/person

#schlatt #jschlatt #this post brought to you by the frustration of having to constantly block people while going through the schlatt tag #just want to look at cool art and sometimes gifs of sclatt #but instead i see x reader fics with him #i have the tags blocked so i can instantly block those people but some people don't even use those tags #dont want people to dislike u or ur stuff? #keep it out of the GOD DAMN MAIN TAGS #feel like it used to be more common to keep shit like this out of the main tags #but idk if i'm just looking at the past with rosetinted glasses