#goddamn god fucking bless

[crushy-wushy-mushy]

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

#also when they stretch and their shirt kinda rides up #goddamn god fucking bless #gay #mlm #yearning #nblm

[artemis-pendragon]

I wonder how the aggressive 2012-era anti-hellers are doing rn. like sorry that the canon Destiel holiday on the canon Destiel website is officially a tradition man idk what to tell you

#the destiel battleground was a fucking bloodbath every goddamn thursday #god bless our troops (the desticule) 🫡🫡🫡 #destiel #spn #supernatural #nov 5th

[dadrielle]

I see you reminding Laura about Imogen's deranged mixed-our-blood-together-vial, Aabria, and I appreciate you SO much

#i'm gonna miss aabria at the table so fucking much she is so goddamn good at remembering good threads to pull on #and so insanely good at both creating her own character moments but also teeing up others for them #just SO fucking good #man #critical role #critical role spoilers #god that commune gave me CHILLS #also i adore all her fcg sideeye god fucking bless #anyway aabria fanblig forever

[rivilu]

Haven't had the chance to play actual dnd in real life, but In this run I get the sense that bg3 perfectly captures the "party progresses in a weird sideways way that bypasses tons of the dm's prepared lore, so the dm takes revenge by dropping a near impossible encounter on them" vibe I hear so much about

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #fun fact i killed minthara by dropping her down a hole #somehow didn't get the achievement for it though #smh smh jdjsjd #but yeah. ill talk spoilers in the next few tags so be warned #first it was the goblin camp where instead of even trying to talk to anyone i just went up to the hobgoblin at the very back and attacked #took a LOT of tries to beat that encounter #slowly cleared the camp from the inside out without even seeing a cutscene with minthara or anything nxnd rip queen or whatever #then you had the duergar camp or whatever that area was called #where i didn't even realise what the deal with the drow was im just like. oh im freeing those fucking gnomes. wait we're on time limit? #can't long rest? run out of short rests? damn guess it's a challenge run #so emptied that room of all of them before blowing up the rubble. then killed the guy inside without talking to him for more than two lines #lmao #THEN THAT GODDAMN FUCKIN ENCOUNTER IN THE CURSED AREA #which was glitched 4 me until i equipped torches and deactivated turn based mode for the curse before it started #now im over the area where that gold encrusted toll collector (?) is #which apparently has more health than Grym so uhhhhhhh #maybe need to level up before tackling that #long story short im making bad decisions <3 gods bless easy mode

[abba-enthusiast]

I’m going on my first real solo trip (that is longer than like. 2 days) and i’m very excited but i also feel like throwing up because I’m definitely leaving my comfort zone(tm) but i’m also so hyped? And i’m kinda terrified of eating at a restaurant alone, it’s almost embarrassing 😭

#but like i’ll be damned if i go to vienna and not have a goddamn wiener schnitzel #but like. what do you do. are you on your phone? do you people watch? #also idk if it was smart or not to i clude not one but two night trains (which i have never taken before either) on my first proper solotrip #like. i don’t sleep well in places that aren’t my room as is so i can’t imagine a fucking train will be better 😭 #but anyway i’m a cheap bitch and can’t afford to fly god bless

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

me, reading Damn, You're Pulling It Off: *goes insane, blacks the fuck out in pure bliss, adds Need To Know to hoffstrahm playlist*

#that fic is now in the hall of fame in my goddamn head. i'm a changed man. #if hoffman in a fucking dress. god bless he in it. #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #sawposting

[junkdyke]

Cover art for Berserk 372

#mine #berserk #berserk 372 #casca #god she looks so fucking gorgeous throughout this entire chapter #i have qualms abt the dialogue but i cant complain about the art studio gaga is putting out #its no miura but goddamn its still berserk #bless bless

[my-chemical-rot]

Full offense but if you ever refer to me by my sex assigned at birth in any capacity, that is misgendering and I will murder you to death with hammers

#Also!! It’s weird and invasive to ask me about that #I am nonbinary. I am bigender. I am genderqueer. I am transsexual. That is all you need to know #You don’t need to know what genitals I have unless you intend to fuck me #And because I KNOW that binary people (trans and cis alike)(usually more often cis) always have to be FUCKING WEIRD about nonbinary people #I KNOW that when you ask for my AGAB it means ''how should I misgender you in my head'' #or ''which set of misconceptions & expectations should I project onto you'' #Because y’all REALLY do not fucking grasp the concept of Non Binary #yall act like you can think of & treat all AFAB enbies as Transmasc or Woman Lite #and think of & treat all AMAB enbies as Transfem or Man Lite #god where’s that one tweet about how cis people r always like well are you a girl nonbinary or a boy nonbinary #I swear to fucking god. Being nonbinary would be a lot more fun if binary people didn’t feel the need to get on my nerves so goddamn much #Anyways had to get that rant off my chest. god bless.

[anotherpapercut]

remember when the dems in the us legislature were like "if they overturn roe we'll riot" then they overturned both roe and Casey and Biden tweeted about it and that was basically it

#pack the fucking court you old bitch #jesus CHRIST #many paths to remedy this were laid out and instead the biden administration was just like 'we disagree' #forever bitter about when he won and some people refused to kiss his ass and the white libs on this site decided that was unacceptable #also literally nobody said anything when they ruled that candidates (specifically ted cruz) #could just accept large campaign donations AFTER theyve already won. just further legalizing full on corruption #uhh anyway pack the goddamned court before they overturn lawrence obergefell and griswold #one justice already hinted that they might actually come for brown v board. so prepare yourselves for that #sorry i forgot nancy pelosi also read a poem. god bless

[coldgpa]

I've literally read hours of content in which eddie lives an entire life and now hes dead

#steddie #going to get absolutely baked so i van wipe episode 9 from my memory #im also refusing to finish it #i have 38 minutes left and those 38 minutes are totally pointless #i still care about robin and stuff but im jist like #god the writing in this show is so shit #ive read fanfics with better writing... and not just bc they actually say the word gay in them #maybe i do agree with karsten runquest maybe season 3 did fucking suck just like season 4 goddamn #the bit will mike saying i love you to el to give her power.... i cant #i was laughing it was so bad #and bless their souls they acted the best they could with that shit script #stranger things 4 #stranger things 4 spoilers #it feels like a person i knew has died #and im not even being dramatic bc ive known peoppe who have died irl

[jen-with-a-pen]

I stg my work trips, especially the big ones now, have become so fucking chaotic and unlucky I'm thinking maybe I'm not cut out for travel 💀

My last two big ones were:

- literal fucking bedbugs

- getting my period (but like... the cyst bursting edition)

- altitude sickness

- airplane mode for 16 hours

and, ya know, I got through that shit. I was able to pull through and muster to courage to do it.

But now I think the lord is REALLY fucking testing me now 💀

In the span of NOT EVEN FOURTY EIGHT HOURS I HAVE:

- lost my fucking debit card (OUT OF STATE)

- gotten my period (as expected she's a cunt)

- AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: I've begun to get sick with the same symptoms my lovely (derogatory) boyfriend had before I left (he developed an upper respiratory infection and fever 🫶🫶)

#Someone take me out I'm on the ninth floor of my hotel the address is– #fr tho SOMEONE OR SOEMTHING is really testing me rn goddamn #i feel like ass #having to think on your feet and use home rememdies is real interesting when youre limited in amenities #god bless doordash tho (not the fees ew) #also fuck whole foods i just wanted some cold meds not some homeopathic herbal bullshit #gimme the hat man shit bc i need it jfc #jen speaks #help me lol

[magdaclaire]

don't be fucking stupid and i won't call you fucking stupid

#just. learn from other cultures. knowledge cannot be appropriated. the problem is Taking pieces of culture not appreciating where you got #them from and claiming them for your own. you can and really should engage with cultures you are not a member of #read a book. watch a historical or cultural youtuber. listen to the active and dead voices of other people #is this thing on #you know when you open the app formerly known as twitter see the worst take of all time and then close it #this post is somewhat related to that phenom #mer rambles #vent cw #this also applies to disability culture !! like if you don't know a goddamn thing about the disabled community or mobility aids or #disability law or just any fucking thing. if you're here you can be on google doing research. learn more #you do not have to be knowledgeable only on things that affect you personally. god bless

[theblindhakune]

I'm going to eat all the food in the world

#god bless my mom's cooking #AND IT WASNT ANYTHING SPECIAL EITHER #just fresh summer potatoes with goddamn oven-baked fish sticks #and air-fried mushrooms wrapped in strips of bacon #i felt like a queen eating that stuff #I CAN TASTE EVERYTHING #AND I WILL EAT EVERYTHING #you got food? #no you dont its mine now fuck you

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

I fell into a deep dark hole and am now stuck on Spectre I cant leave Spectre so my Vigilante 1983 Reread is on pause but I really need to get back to it because a friend sent me this page today and

Vigilante 2009:

Vigilante comics/apperances are mostly people saying theyre not like the other 8 people that came before them and they are exactly the same. It is just a bunch of idiots saying theyre built different and None Of Them Are

#Adrian is wrong about Dave Dorian is wrong about Adrian. Amazing stuff #BRAVO VINCE ! #I was gonna make a compilation of vigilantes doing this but didnt but yeah theyre all fucking like this #Even Dave kept saying he was better then Adrian because he understood more clearly what he was doing #Youre all so goddamn stupid. God bless #Adrian is like At Rock Bottom in that page that is Adrian at his worse #to be fair to him. but still Adrian. #also saying that before anyone points out how much more interesting the composition of that first page is. #Tod Smith was also just really good at page layouts/compositions

[tlcartist]

just when I think these covers can’t get any gayer

#jjba #steel ball run #hey Gyro what the FUCK my dude #this is so goddamn extra #Araki you bastard god bless u #B reads JoJo

[llycaons]

'maybe in another life...if things were different...wen qing and jiang cheng could have been' actually their personalities clash and they have fundamentally different worldviews and priorities and wq does not like him as a person or ever wants to be around him longer than strictly necessary so I think not. why are these people so desperate for this to be a thing. there are multiple tragic romantic couples to pick from and every single one is better than this including the two old ladies who have a single flashback scene together

#as if wq held onto that comb for any other reason than thinking it would help her brother #as if jc bothered to act on his feelings beyond getting a generic gift and then proceeded to ignore what wq #rly cared about #as if wq saving and helping jc wasnt just done out of her innate compassion and feelings of responsibility both as a wen and as a doctor #and then later because she felt she owed wwx #I don't think wq hates him or resents him I think she understands his position and hers #but they would never be more than awkward acquaintences #she simply does not like him and doesnt lose sleep over it. the shippers are so goddamn stupid god bless #ive seen novel fans complain that this addition made jc fuck when he wasnt allowd to in the novel #but if anything this subplot enhances his unfuckability. its so obviously one-sided I love it #cql txp