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whatsonmedia · 1 year

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Music Monday: Latest Music Tracks of This Week!

Welcome to the ultimate dancefloor experience, meticulously curated by music editor Adam Humphries. Prepare to ignite your soul and unleash your inner groove with this precision-curated playlist. Featuring recently released upbeat tracks, this selection guarantees a non-stop music extravaganza that will leave you breathless. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow and embark on an unforgettable week of electrifying beats and unstoppable moves. Let the music be your guide and let the rhythm take control! International project THE ELIALI PROJECT release gorgeous third single 'Virtuality' Israeli singer songwriter has teamed up with highly acclaimed musician, Lucky Ali to create what can only be described as something quite extraordinary. Acoustic yet raw and heartfelt, Virtuality is a gem which has gone viral in the Indian continent, and it's not hard to see why. He may not be well known over here yet but this song is a great introduction for him https://open.spotify.com/track/1RLm2JvBrBQGwEUKv982A9?si=57ab6eb5514445c2 ERIN K releases cathartic new single 'Goodbye Song' If break up songs can make for great listening then this little sparkler of a song is no exception. American British singer songwriter writes about an end of a relationship yet is not downbeat about it. If anything, the Goodbye Song is interestingly upbeat and has that infectious element where it's more uplifting than down hearted https://open.spotify.com/track/6XVEtNIaCKIMvHD54cGlKj?si=dbf75c25b2704591 https://youtu.be/hGY8W1120KM Former Noah & The Whale guitarist Fred Abbott announces new album as Fred Abbott & The Wild Unknown! - Shining Under the Soot Every so often indie-rock gives you that one track which is an absolute banger of a gem, and this is definitely that. What Kind of Trouble is testament to Fred Abbott's musical genius as both a songwriter and musician. It remains faithful to his music background in indie but shows us what he's about as an artist https://open.spotify.com/album/310pfrsgGV5GpfVke62Dv3?si=ZAMKJp9iS0ubw9cEd8oFiQ https://youtu.be/jXXsmBcpf2Q MULL HISTORICAL SOCIETY - Announces Brand New Album: 'In My Mind There's A Room' (21 July) Commencing next month and for five select dates, Mull Historical Society showcases their latest album In My Mind. If you are an avid fan of these guys then this is a must for you. Full details on tour dates and the album below MULL HISTORICAL SOCIETY - 'IN MY MIND THERE'S A ROOM' - TRACKLISTING: NOT ENOUGH SORRY – Jennifer Clement FEATURING GUEST CONTRIBUTIONS FROM: IAN RANKIN / NICK HORNBY / JACQUELINE WILSON + MORE PRE-ORDER HERE https://tinyurl.com/56ehfm6j 1952 – Liz Lochhead WAKE UP SALLY – Alan Warner KELSHABEG – Sebastian Barry PANICKED FEATHERS – Nick Hornby THE RED FLAME DINER – Stephen Kelman SOMEBODY ELSE'S LIFE – Jacqueline Wilson MY BEDROOM WAS MY ROCKET – Ian Rankin SEEDS – James Robertson MELTWATER – Jackie Kay ALL EMPTY ROOMS MUST BE MOURNED – Jason Mott ROOM OF MASKS – Val McDermid ANAGLYPTA – Liz Lochhead MEMORIES OF MULL – Angus MacIntyre Mull Historical Society / Colin MacIntyre - 2023 Live dates 3rd June - HAY Festival https://www.hayfestival.com/p-20266-colin-macintyre-aka-mull-historical-society.aspx - 17th June - Borders Book Fest — with crime writer Val McDermid - 29th July - MHS Belladrum - 4th Aug - MHS Edinburgh Festival Fringe @ Summerhall - Sept - Wigtown Book Fest - 27th Oct - Tobermory Book Fest Read the full article

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acura1ntegurl · 1 year

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The Best Sex Of My Life: Whirlwind Weekend Romance In Lisbon

A sordid tale about sex and passion

A gorgeous British girl and a sexy Israeli guy meet in the heart of Lisbon. He passes her a tube of hair gel; they briefly speak, and he walks her partway back home. Following his act of kindness from the day before, she’s keen to see him, so she invites him to the beach. The weekend is ahead of them, romance and passion follow, leading her to the orgasm of all orgasms. Could he be the 10 she was…

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israelihunks · 2 years

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darke15 · 2 years

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been thinking about this for a while sooo just as a fun thought experiment:

how do you envision each characters voice? alpha 1 & 2, boone and duke?? any specific references to certain people who you hear when they speak >:)

Ohhhhhhhhhh good question Val!

I can def hear their voices in my head that doesn't sound so good outta context does it?

But it's hard to describe. A lotta times it's who I face cast them as

Alpha One

Weston : Liam Neeson

There's just something about this motherfucker's voice, probs because he played Hannibal in A-Team, that sounds like a seasoned Commander.

Weston would have a raspy voice, something he gained from his cigar addiction, but it would also be cool, calm, and collected even in the middle of battle.

You'd be able to hear him from across the room, even when he's using his inside voice.

Danny : Edgar Ramirez

Have you heard this man's accent? Ughhhhhhhhh gorgeous

Danny would have a thick Spanish accent, something that almost rivals Jaime Camil's voice (yes I know he's from Mexico and Danny's from Spain and the accents are different, just stick with me here)

His voice is smooth and silky, he's someone that you wouldn't talking your ear off just to hear his voice.

Turner : toss-up between Michael Ealy // Idris Elba

This one I'm iffy on, I picture his voice as playful when he's with Alpha 1, almost being light and chill but it turns stern when he becomes the Senator

I picture there's a Southern lilt to it, he grew up in New Orleans after all, and he's eloquent and soft-spoken.

Oop, just thought of an almost voice. Charles Michael Davis, the guy who plays Marcel in the originals

Ollie : Joseph Mazzello

Again, iffy on this one

His voice is light and slightly in the best way nerdy? I hear his voice as light, almost a timid whisper most of the time.

Alpha 2

Duke : ????

I honestly don't have a good answer for this one, I'm still not happy with who I face cast Duke with

I picture Duke's voice as deep and a little gruff at times but still soft when he needs to be.

Boonie : ????

I'm still on the fence with her face cast and her voice is...unique

There's an obvious Western drawl, it's light and just a bit sultry but not too much

Jack : Henry Cavill

I picture his voice like Cavill's in M:I Fallout, deep and can be a bit serious at times

except when he's with duke and he's relaxed

Raffa : Justin Baldoni // ???

When Raffa is working, he's got a really smooth, professional voice.

When he's not, he talks like he's from the hood...because he is. He laughs a lot and throws around a lot of slang

Belov : Armie Hammer (Man from UNCLE)

Belov's voice is deeply accented and low, there's always the verge of a growl on the edge of his voice

Zac : Justin H. Min

Just like Oliver, I picture Zac's voice as light but it's a little deeper and less timid.

It's often a little hoarse, he goes for hours (sometimes days) without socializing

Jesse : Naomi Harris

I really don't know how to describe her voice except for Harris' voice in Skyfall, Spectre, and No Time to Die

Last, but certainly not least, everyone's favorite grumpy teddy bear :

Ari : Jon Bernthal // ???

This one is probably the hardest to describe. I hear his voice as deep, dark, accented, gruff, and slightly monotoned

His Israeli accent is thick and he doesn't try to hide it

or OR if you wanna get crazy, you can picture me voicing all of them, out loud, accents and all, like a psychopath, as I pace through the house trying to get dialogue down. ya know, whatever you want.

#talk to me goose #beautiful friends #ask me things #ask me literally anything #the faces of operation aftermath

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the-real-slim-shady · 2 years

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Life update ig??

Hey guys so i haven't been on here in like forever and I don't even know who's still like checking my posts lol but anyways i just wanted to reassure the general public that I'm not dead, much to my chagrin, but I wanted to just lyk what's going on with my life if anyone was curious but if not then move on with your own life ig

I don't even know what was like going on in my life the last time I was on here, but currently life is actually pretty ok. About last month I had like a complete nervous breakdown and my parents were like oh shit we have to do something so now I'm taking zoloft for my anxiety and depression, and it's been really helping, I also go to therapy once a week and my therapist is this like 50 year old israeli lesbian with short hair and she's awesome.

My anxiety's been getting a lot worse since I was last here, which seems ironic, like isn't your anxiety supposed to go away when you get off social media?? But anyways, yeah it's been pretty shitty but like I said, the zoloft is really helping. I have a lot of shit going on with my friends, some people in my friend group (and by that i mean one person specifically) is just being a gigantic asshole to my best friend and she's like the leader of the friend group so now my best friend and me by proxy are kind of excluded from the whole group.

I've also been in love with my best friend for like years now which is so fucking terrible for so many reasons because I know for a literal fact that she doesn't like me back, and she's one of those fucking people where like everyone likes them, you know? She's just charismatic (i can't think of a better word lol) like she's magnetic and people are drawn to her and she's easy to talk to and it doesn't help that she's completely fucking gorgeous but I digress

OH also one of my friends turned out to be lying about having abusive parents but like she has really bad anxiety and is probably on the autism spectrum and I think the only reason she's lying is because she thinks I won't care about her if her problems arent' bad enough so i'm still hanging out with her because i want to support her because she's clearly struggling and i want to support her

But yeah, that's basically everything important going on in my life rn, hope this was entertaining and informative lol, thank you for listening to my Ted Talk

#shitpost #hey tumblr #im back bitches #sorry this is so long lmao #i have a lot to say #tw cursing #tw suicide joke #tw medicine #tw anxiety #lgbtq

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spicycurrycrab · 3 years

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Last week I was able to do some gallery hopping in the city (with a few of our classmates & Professor Kirstensen), and we came across a few artists that stood out to me. The first is Guy Yanai, an Israeli artist whose signature style consists of singular brush strokes across the canvas. Vivid colors take up the entire composition, and work well with eachother to create balance. The press release mentioned that his pieces for this exhibition came from serene stills from a French movie, titled Les Choses de la Vie, or in English, The Things of Life.

Another artist that peaked my interest was Norbert Brunner. His gorgeous glass installations captured my attention, not only because of the brilliance of Swarovski Crystals, but also my reflection incorporated into it. Brunner layers his materials to say short, bold phrases like "believe," "now," and "authentic," but it can only be seen by the viewer if they're standing at a certain angle. The concept is incredible to me, because it creates an interactive experience for the viewer, and makes it more intimate, as to say the message was specifically for them.

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gaymer-hag-stan · 3 years

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I wanted to do a more in-depth ranking of my faves from yesterday.

So I give my 1 point to Australia

I liked her outfit I liked the rainbowy colours and honestly I loved her spirit. Performing miles away from everybody else must have sucked but she did her best and I think that's what matters.

I give my 2 points to Sweden

I'm one of those people that always complain about Sweden being extremely basic but still doing consistently well... But at the same time their basic songs have this "homey" and "familiar" feeling to them so I can't ignore them.

I give my 3 points to Belgium

I see everyone giving so much shit to Hooverphonic for being "boring" or "basic" or for the band members, and particularly the lead lady, being too old and I say fuck that. Yes they were too "mild" for Eurovision but there were far worse entries competing and you guys ate it the fuck up and even got them in the final and I'm sure the second semi will be much worse because the majority of those entries are actually boring. Hooverphonic was good.

I give my 4 points to Romania

A shame she didn't qualify because the song was good and she seemed so nice. Not to mention that if this was from a Western or Northern European country you guys would have already turned her into a superstar... A pity.

I give my 5 points to Croatia

ALBINA WAS ROBBEDT!!!!1!

I was so confident she would make it but when I saw both Israel and Belgium (that were both kind of on the verge of not making it) did qualify I went "Uh-oh"

A bop will not be forgotten, and I'm glad to see we actually all seem to agree on her being robbed.

My 6 points go to Malta

I don't have much to say about Malta other than the fact that it's an obvious bop and that I admire Destiny's emotional and mental maturity despite only being eighteen! The way she's been handling all the fatshaming comments since her first rehearsal is remarkable!

Go girl!

My 7 points go to Russia

Manizha's performance was so fun! And I really love her passion and energy both on and off stage! She's amazing and Russia sending a feminist song I think is pretty important.

Now... With all that being said, Russia as a country is notorious for handling a lot of things in a very shitty way, from LGBT rights to the ongoing situation with Ukraine, among other things, so even though I think Manizha is wonderful and her message should be heard, I won't be voting for Russia in the final, as a means of protest against their shitty policies.

My 8 points go to Azerbaijan

The song is so catchy! And Efendi is GORGEOUS, if there's one thing I can't hold against TIX is him being obsessed with her! Now, for the same reasons explained above I won't be voting for Azerbaijan either. Love the song, love Efendi but that's it. And I'm actually surprised by Europe's tiny attention span. A lot of people complain about Israel and straight up booed them but apparently it seems Europe thinks what's happening between Armenia and Azerbaijan is okay? Or did you forget already?

And again, DO NOT hate Eden Alene for being Israeli, do not hate Efendi for being Azerbaijani, do not hate Manizha for being Russian etc. It's not the artists' fault.

Sure you can dislike certain artists or songs, I really can't stand TIX, Jendrik and Gjon's Tears for example, but not because of the countries they represent.

Okay, I think I got all the controversial stuff out of the way so moving on with my 10 points which I give to Ukraine!

I've been obsessed with Go_A since last year and I'm so so glad that not only they returned but they also outdid themselves! Loved their performance!

And finally, my 12 points of course go to Cyprus!

Yes a Greek giving 12 points to Cyprus, how original but, honestly? The Nordic countries consistently do the same and so do the German-speaking ones and many other cliques yet you fuckers only boo us. And sure go ahead and boo Greece getting 12 points from Cyprus because most of our latest entries don't even deserve 1 point from Cyprus or anyone else but Cyprus has had a major fucking glowup since 2018 with Eleni Foureira and Fuego so you will shut the fuck up and respect Cyprus or you're gonna catch these hands.

Now, about the song and the performance itself, I really love the staging and the outfits and the makeup and the dancing and the song itself. Elena's accent in English is another thing though because it's not Greek, it's not British, it's not American it's just weird. But the song slaps so I can deal with it.

That's all for now~

#Eurovision #Eurovision Song Contest #ESC #Cyprus #Ukraine #Azerbaijan #Russia #Malta #Croatia #Romania #Belgium #Sweden #Australia #Spotify

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krispyalpacaduck · 4 years

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Music Lessons With The Devil

Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

Lucifer x OC fic

Rating: T, for mentions of sex (For now)

A/N: I have not written in a very long time so apologies if it’s rusty.

Isra is introduced to Lucifer through Chloe Decker to be his accompanying violinist when he plays piano. She immediately does not like him as he is the very thing she moved to a big city like LA to get away from. He’s just like all the rest: chauvinistic, full of himself, believes he’s God’s gift to women, gorgeous, perfect, and that accent… *clears throat*

Isra feels like she’s been marked from her first meeting with Lucifer and will do anything to keep it PC and not end up another notch on his bed post… or a victim of another handsome man who wasn’t what he seemed.

Can she resist his charms? Or will he slowly chip away the ice wall she’s built around herself?

“So! I think I found you an accompanist.” Chloe said brightly with a smile as she met me at the table, a CD sliding across the smooth surface.

I snatched out my hand to catch it. “Is that so? Who is it?”

“The LAPD’s civilian consultant.”

I scoffed. “You guys have one of those?”

Chloe rolled her eyes. “Yeah. I told you about him, like, months ago.”

“Oh that’s right you di- Wait…. isn’t he the one you’re always complaining about?”

Chloe blew out a deep breath, her eyes wide. “That’s the one.”

“If he gets on your nerves… I’m in trouble.”

Chloe lightly punched me. “Knock it off. Even we need help sometimes and he has a unique way of looking at things.”

Scoffing lightly, I said, “I’m sure he does. I assume you have the general idea first and then he takes over and acts like it’s his?”

Chloe laughed. “You know, you really should think of coming in as a psychoanalyst.”

I laughed. “I’m perfectly happy as a music teacher, Chlo.”

“Anyway, he mentioned wanting to find an accompanist the other day and I immediately thought of you and he said he wanted to meet you. Test out your skills.”

I sighed, kicking my feet up and crossing my arms at my chest.

“So… who is he? Other than a civilian consultant, what else does he do? What does he play?”

“He plays piano and sings and…” She looked nervous, biting her lip.

“Come on, Chlo. Spill it.”

Inhaling deeply, she breathed out, “He owns a nightclub in LA.”

I went still, narrowing my eyes. Her behavior was odd.

“What’s his name?”

She said it, mumbling low under her breath.

“Can’t hear you Chloe.”

“Lucifer.”

I blinked for a few seconds, then started laughing hysterically. Chloe laughed along, looking nervous.

“The LAPD’s consultant is Lucifer Morningstar. As in the owner of LUX Lucifer Morningstar and he wants to meet me? The absolute last person on the face of the Earth I would want to meet, let alone play with, wants to meet me?”

“Is…It’s not a joke.”

The smile on my face slowly faded. “You can’t be serious, Chlo. Men like him and myself do not get along. It’s not going to work, Chlo. I appreciate you thinking of me, but I can’t.”

She folded her hands together and rested her chin on them. “I know how he seems. But just… just give him a chance.”

I suddenly remembered the CD under my hand.

“What is this?”

“Recordings of his piano playing. So you have an idea.”

“I’ll think about it.”

She tsked. “Meet me at LUX tonight at 9 if you change your mind.”

Chloe got up and left, patting me on the shoulder as she walked by.

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Later that night, I was standing at the bar with Chloe inside LUX. The club was full of dancing, gyrating, sweaty bodies. I was severely under dressed.

“Is this going to be too much for you?” Chloe yelled over the music.

“You’re asking me that now?!”

Chloe gave an apologetic smile.

A pretty, dark haired, scary looking woman gave Chloe a nod and set two glasses down and poured a dark liquid into it.

“Who are you?” She asked unashamed.

“Isra.”

I watched the woman rake her eyes over me slowly.

“What kind of name is that?”

“It’s my name.”

“Pretty stupid name.”

Chloe moved to try to get the woman to back off. My hand shot out in front of her.

“It’s fine, Chlo.”

“How did she even get in here anyway? Dressed like that?” The woman asked.

I looked down at what I was wearing. A red, form fitting turtleneck and skinny jeans, purple hair straightened perfectly. I could see why she said that since every other woman there was half-naked. As much skin showing as was possible without being too indecent.

If there was such a thing in this place. I scoff internally.

“I dress for comfort. Not attention.” I said with a saccharine smile.

She scowled at me before she looked back to Chloe.

Chloe looked proud of herself as she addressed the bartender.

“Isra has an appointment with Lucifer, Maze.”

“Appointment, huh? Looking like that? I doubt it.” Maze sighed heavily. “Whatever. Doesn’t she have to sign the list first? To reserve a spot?”

I nearly choked.

“What?”

Chloe turned to me then, her hands up defensively.

“It’s not like that!”

To the woman named Maze, she said, “Maze, Isra is here to try out as Luci’s accompanist.”

Maze snarled and rolled her eyes.

I took the glass and knocked back the liquid, shuddering as I reached my arm back for another one. I heard Maze scoff as she took it from my hand. The glass was slammed down onto the counter next to me seconds later, the liquor splashing over the edge, her fingers white knuckled around it.

“Detective!”

I looked toward the sound of the voice and was immediately sucked in.

“Oh, sweet Jesus. It’s worse than I thought.” Every sense in my body went off like a nuclear alarm. Chloe turned to me, looking concerned.

“Is?”

Apparently I went so still the woman behind the bar was poking me in the back.

“Did she die?” The woman asked sarcastically.

Lucifer came into view, laughing cheekily at the detective before giving her a quick hug.

“Hey Lucifer.”

He nodded to the woman behind the counter as she handed him a glass.

“Maze.”

He knocked back the liquid quickly, inhaling afterwards. His eyes met mine.

“Oh. Hello. Have we met?” His smile was devilish.

He was charming. Drop dead friggin’ gorgeous to boot. And that accent… The very thing I had run away from and my best friend had just dragged me right back in. I tried to remember the list thing Maze brought up and things Chloe had told me.

Chloe was beaming at him. “Lucifer, this is Isra. The violinist I was telling you about.”

“Lucifer Morningstar. Charmed. I’m excited about this. You know, I’ve played for all the greats. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin.”

“You mean, you’ve played their music.”

“Oh good gravy, no. Who do you think they were inspired by?”

I was thankful he didn’t offer his hand to shake. I probably wouldn’t have taken it if he had.

I tried to smile as sweetly as I could. Odd answer but whatever. “It’s nice to meet you Mr. Morningstar.”

“Please. Lucifer will do.”

Taking a deep breath, I grabbed my violin and motioned to the piano.

“So, shall we?”

“Please, after you.” Lucifer said, his arm outstretched with a wide smile on his face.

“You got this, Isra!” Chloe shouted after me.

……………………………………………………………

I wanted to run. Far away and was about to when I looked up and saw Chloe and how happy she was.

Damn this bleeding heart. I blew a stray strand of hair out of my face before I got my violin out and prepped.

Lucifer sat at the piano, a blue light surrounding him as he played a piece called Petricor by Ludovico Einaudi. I knew him well. Listened to him all the time.

“Before we begin tonight, I’d like to introduce you to the wonderful Isra who will accompany me tonight.”

The club around us was silent. I watched Lucifer carefully as he played. It was so easy to get sucked into that gorgeous face as I watched his fingers play the keys softly. I looked back at the bar to see Chloe with a huge smile on her face and a big thumbs up. Taking a deep breath, I put the bow to the violin.

Music is the only thing in life I allow to have complete control over me. It’s always affected me differently, even at an early age. Closing my eyes when I started to play was an involuntarily response. I felt it allowed for a total immersion experience. If you can’t see to be distracted by something, you’re more comfortable and are able to let the music flow out of you as it is supposed to. Case in point, tonight it was helping me to play in front of a crowd. My heart swelled as the song picked up, the feeling reminding me how good it felt to play with someone else and not a recording.

He went into Violin Sonata’s No.5 Spring in F Major, Spring I Allegro movement and I relished playing a classic. He was phenomenal on the piano. I relished the feeling of goosebumps from being in perfect harmony with him and right now they were like a swarm of angry bees all over me. For a time I forgot I was playing in a nightclub and began to dance around like I would at home. You can’t blame me, there’s a particular part of that movement that is so light and upbeat you can’t help but dance to it. Or at the very least move your head to.

I don’t know what made me open my eyes, but I wished I hadn’t. He was looking right at me. Felt like he was staring right into my soul, like all that existed right then was him and I playing together. All self-consciousness I had felt in a panic at realizing I was in LUX was gone when I stared right back at him with a smile on my face as I danced around the piano while he played.

Music had that kind of effect. It was like people who got a divorce but still had sex, willing to suffer each other just for the pleasure. That’s how my relationship with Lucifer would be. Just two people who enjoy making music playing together. And that’s it.

Lucifer decided to kick it up a notch by going into Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, Summer III movement. Took me just a second to catch on and then I was note for note with him. A devious smile played on his lips, as he stared at me while changing tactics, trying to trip me up, jumping between the Four Seasons pieces. I saw that he was impressed and before you ask, yes I let it go to my head a bit. How could a girl not with a man like him? This was not the type of man who impressed easily.

We finished playing together, breathing heavily. He had gotten into it more than I had realized. The whole place went up in applause as Lucifer came over taking my hand and bowed with me. The touch was electric, like a shock to the whole body. He stared at me a few moments, a unique expression in his eyes before bringing my hand to his lips and kissing it. He smiled, turning to walk away, one hand on the back of his head, the other in his pocket.

“Sorry, everyone. Got a little carried away! Carry on!”

I took a quick look at my bow. Still good for one more. “And I know just the one to do. Let’s test the Devil, shall we?” After all, this was a den of sin. I had a feeling he would know right away what it was.

I caught one of the bartenders walking back from the back room and asked him to tell the DJ to hold the music for just a little bit longer and to change the light to red if they could. He said he would and I thanked him. I climbed up onto the piano, sitting with my legs crossed directly in the center, my silhouette the only thing visible in the blue light around me. I glanced up at the DJ booth to see the bartender whispering in the guy’s ear. He looked annoyed, but took his headphones off and walked away from his turntable. Lucifer was at the bar, his back to me while he chatted with Maze and Chloe. I started to play the opening notes to Violin Sonata in G Minor, also known as The Devil’s Trill. The light behind me flared red, bathing me in what felt like Hell fire.

I watched him turn quickly, drink halfway to his lips as we locked eyes. “That’s…” He damn near dropped the glass as he stared.

A sinister smile played on my lips. All account of the music, I swear. Music had a way of swaying my emotions to what I was playing. He looked entranced as he walked back to the piano, standing right in front of me.

“Cheeky monkey.” He said.

As the Allergo movement started, I hopped off the piano, dancing around. He seemed to snap out of his reverie and sat down at the piano to join me in accompaniment.

I played my heart out, not aware of when I last felt like this. When the piece slowed down, I sat down next to him on the piano bench fully entranced in the music, eyes closed. As the slow, soft prose came to an end, I felt his hand on my face, cupping it gently. When I opened my eyes, he was a breath away from my lips.

Backing up suddenly, leaving his hand cupping empty air, the next part of the piece picked up and I immediately jumped up, twirling around the piano. As I passed by him, I swear it was a trick of the light, but his eyes were red. Glowing fire embers like…

I moved around him, using the piano bench to loft myself up onto the piano. I was wearing no-scuff shoes, don’t worry. I stood there in the red light, playing the violin only part of the piece without a care in the world. Playing for the Devil like it would save my soul.

I turned to Lucifer. He was staring at me with wonder and fascination. I turned up my eyebrow as if to say Did I pass your test?

He got a genuine smile on his face then and laughed. It was such a pure expression. Chuckling, I turned my head and looked at Chloe. Anything to avoid looking at his face for too long. She had tears in her eyes.

Lucifer joined in for the final prose as the song ended. I sat down and was eye to eye with him as we finished the song, once again, a breath away from each other. As if on cue, the light cut out and we were bathed in darkness, the sound of our breathing drowned out by the roar of applause and yells from Chloe.

Then dance music cued right back up, the patrons happy to be dancing after the interruption. It was going to take a while to come down from the high I was on. I laughed as I looked at my bow. It was destroyed.

“It was worth it.”

Packing up my stuff, I turned to go meet Chloe at the bar but was met by Lucifer. He stared at me for a few moments, mouth opening and closing but no words came out.

Finally, he just did a deep bow. When he came back up, I gave him a genuine smile and tucked a strand of hair behind my ear. I bowed back.

Chloe ran up then, embracing me in a tight hug.

“Oh, my God! That was incredible!”

I suddenly forgot Lucifer was standing there and just gushed to my best friend.

With a little squeal I said, “I haven’t felt like that in years! Look! Look at my hands! I’m shaking! Feel, feel, feel!”

Chloe laughed as she took my shaking hand into hers.

“I don’t think my legs can handle my weight right now either.” I said with a laugh.

“Let’s get you to a seat, hon.” Chloe said, guiding me to the bar.

I nearly collapsed into the seat, trying to get my shaking under control. I loved adrenaline rushes, but the crash afterwards was a bitch.

“I’m going to get one more for the road and then I’m gonna head out.” I told Chloe.

“Aww, already?”

“The adrenaline rush I just had is going to make me crash like nobody’s business and it’s an early morning at the college.” Looking to my case, I said, “Aaannndddd I have to buy a new bow because I totally trashed this one tonight.”

As if on cue, Lucifer set 3 glasses down and poured liquor into them. He looked at me with a smile on his face, still at a loss for words.

“See? Didn’t I tell you she was good?”

Lucifer didn’t get a chance to respond before a security guard came over asking to see him upstairs.

“I’m sorry. I have to go attend to this. We’ll catch up soon!”

Chloe had a knowing smile on her face, her hand holding her head up.

“I’ll see you tomorrow?”

Chloe hugged me super tight, her hands cupping my head. “I’m so proud of you. You were incredible tonight!”

“Thanks. I have you to thank for that. You always know what I need when I need it.”

“Hey, get home safely and let me know when you get there!”

“Yes, mom!” I joked.

“Come on. I’ll walk you out.”

……………………………………………………………

Lucifer appeared behind Chloe, watching me get into an Uber, spooking her when he said on a breath, “It may be a bit early to say for sure but… I think I’m in love, Detective.”

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corny-pickuplines · 4 years

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Corny Pick Up Lines that are very Cheesy to Impress your Crush!

Here are the best Cheesy Corny Pick Up Lines that will help you to impress your crush in a random style. Are you want to impress your dream girl whom you like, but can’t able to say anything in front of her. Then these corniest pick up lines would help you to break the ice and start an awesome conservation to her.

200+ Corny Pick Up Lines For Her

We have Collected the best collection of Corny Pick Up Lines for you, So that you can easily use in front of any person whom you want to impress.

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend..

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.

You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.

Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?

Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?

I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.

Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together

Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.

I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.

My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.

Do you like science because I've got my ion you.

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Best Corny Pick Up Lines

When you know how to make good Corny Pick Up Lines women can feel attracted to you, it is not hard to have a relationship with them. You do not need to try very hard and when you see your little gifts for her as a way of showing appreciation for her kindness then it will make it even easier.

How many times has a man kept talking about how he likes someone when he really doesn't like them? That is what this kind of conversations is called. So, while you are actually talking you should not start thinking about how you will get your woman to like you.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

The key to this is to use simple words that are not really mean but give the idea that you are just being nice. In fact this is probably the best way to do this because you do not need to pretend that you are looking for her approval. These Cheesy Pick Up Lines would really help you to impress her.

By using the idea of compliments you are giving her a great suggestion to be sure she is attracted to you. The more compliments she gets the more attention she will give you and that will give you some space for your game to take off.

It is true that some guys are the only ones who can play with words and are the ones who have great jokes and funny lines. The other things that you can do to get her to like you are obviously the most important and the one that will make you the sexiest man in the world.

You do not need to try and trick her but rather you should pay attention to her and make her feel like she is special to you. You should go out of your way to make her feel that she is special and she is beautiful.

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This is one of the most important things that you should do and the language that you use will be one of the most important. This is where Best Pick Up Lines come in because these are the words that can really make you seem like the most romantic man in the world.

It is important to learn this language because you will be using it when you try to attract girls but the only problem is that you do not know how to use it correctly. With the help of the Pick Up Lines online there are a few ways that you can begin.

These will give you an opportunity to practice your language and learn some of the other points that you need to use. You do not need to spend a lot of money on this but if you could do it at home you will be much happier.

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bellakittybaby · 4 years

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Streaaammm of thoughts

The energy of manifestation is so strong and the power of words is so pure. It’s been used for good and bad. Deprogramming my mind of the negative associations I’ve been taught/shown has and is work. Like seeing videos of litte black girls that feel pretty and are proud of how they look brings me to tears - although my family poured self esteem and praise into me, i felt like an ugly child. Retrospectively it’s probs being in a majority white school for years and never seeing external affirmations of people that are considered beautiful that looked like me.... it makes me sad the time i wasted not realizing that I’m gorgeous.

Relationships are the hardest part too - like i still feel like i demand a lot and that language needs to change. It’s not a lot. Granted part 1 of my reasoning for thinking this is that women’s expectations are on the Gawd Damn floor. Part 2 see previous paragraph. Part 3 I’ve literally had this Greek finance asshole tell me that Black girls don’t require so much and i need to settle down, or this ny tv producer ask me what’s my struggle story, and if he feels bad enough he’d take care of me. Or this Israeli VP tell me that he could expose me to things i haven’t seen before - all of which are places in my city that I’ve been before and i clearly met him at the same caliber ... i can literally go on and on and on and these are just first date quotes

It’s hard - although i now know I’m beautiful - to continue dealing w these men of means that treat me as though i came from a feed a child for 7 cents a day commercial. Despite the tailoring, time i spend on hair, my impressive resume, Prior to quarantine 15 I’m fit and go to one of the best gyms in the city, well read on politics, well read in fuckn general, and I’m not asking for too much - I’m asking for the same treatment as other women of white or Asian backgrounds and i deserve to get it. I’m on this journey on a daily basis to better myself and I’m not settling in a partner. The stereotypes of black women being difficult and ignorant aren’t fuckin true and I would really love if I could meet the man i want that doesn’t speak to me as though I’m a fuckin idiot.

I don’t play dumb but if i don’t know what these guys do or something they’re talking about i sincerely ask. I don’t know everything but by asking is how i learn. And it hasn’t been all bad - I’ve gotten some good stock and investment advice, money, and connections but i hate having to smile through racist insults on my intelligence. Maybe it would be better if i did play dumb it’s what people expect anyway.

Ok random rant done

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glenngaylord · 4 years

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OY GAY!: My Review of 15 YEARS (2 Stars)

The beautiful thing about pop culture is that everyone has their opinions and everyone is right. I think Forrest Gump is the worst Best Picture Oscar winner of all time, whereas you may love its celebration of lowered standards! See? We’re both right! I say this to prepare you for my review of 15 Years, the feature debut of Israeli writer/director Yuval Hadadi. I hated it with every fiber of my being. It triggered me. I may have rolled my eyes a few dozen times. I lost count. I may have temporarily died, but since I’m home alone, nobody can disprove it. Regardless, I was in pain watching this movie. Yet, it’s very handsomely made and features very handsome stars. So please, take my opinions here with a grain or two of salt. You may love it, you Forrest Gump-worshipping fool!

Yoav (OdedLeopold), a successful architect in his early 40s, lives with his late 30s lawyer partner Dan (Udi Persi) in their gorgeous Tel Aviv apartment. With its kitchen island and immaculate, dust-free sheen, I felt like I had popped into a gay Nancy Meyers movie. As their 15th anniversary approaches, their artist friend Alma (Ruti Asarsai) announces she’s pregnant. Yoav reacts badly to the news, while it starts Dan down a path of maybe wanting a child of his own.

Yoav has a lot of baggage which gets revealed slowly throughout the course of the film. He feels gay people who want kids are simply jumping on a trend. He deflects love from anyone who gets too close, and for some reason, his Belgian clients annoy the hell out of him. What some may describe as brooding and sexy, I found entitled, annoying, and spoiled. I mean, he has everything. A ton of friends who love him, a show-palace of a condo, a smoking hot boyfriend who wants to have sex all the time well past the usual expiration date, and for crying out loud, Yoav fills out a pair of work pants better than anyone since Daniel Craig sauntered around that casino in his James Bond debut. What’s Yoav’s problem?

While we eventually come to understand that, a more apt question would be what’s my problem? Ok, fine. I let this movie get to me. I’m single and have a very tough time getting someone to even show up for a date, let alone commit to a relationship. As hard as I work and save, I still live in a fairly dumpy apartment with no room for a kitchen island. Nobody has ever said they wanted to have a baby with me. Nobody ever flirted with me in bars. I may be suffering from HOMO FOMO and I’ll readily admit to it. When you’re as dead inside as I am, you just don’t care about the problems of the rich and gorgeous. I mean, he may have some deep-seated daddy issues, but is your BFFs pregnancy and your long term partner’s wanting to raise a family such a terrible thing?

Additionally, every single person in this film is gorgeous; the best friend, the new, young love interest, the trick, the happy couples at Yoav and Dan’s dinner party. Apparently in Yoav’s world, you can only be fat if you’re pregnant, and even then, he’s not gonna celebrate. With such an awful guy at the center of the film, it’s difficult to empathize. Maybe the bubble of living in Tel Aviv really does make one blind to the more pressing issues facing the LGBTQ+ community in the Middle East.

Having said that, Hadadi and his cinematographer Yaniv Linton have taken a limited budget and produced a gorgeously shot film. It glides by, however tepidly, on a whoosh of stunningly framed images. All of the performances have bite and specificity, with Leopold carving out a striking presence with his bruised boxer look. Although it has an unexpected ending, the whole film has a dull, melodramatic tone to it which makes it feel heavier than the material deserves. But what do it know? If you also want for nothing, are surrounded by the most beautiful people on the planet, and can make a pair of khakis look sexy, then 15 Years is your jam. Remember, my opinion is right and so is yours…but mine may be just a little bit more right. Right? Of course right!

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evak-fic-rec-turtleanon · 5 years

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Evak Fics - Genderqueer

Includes transgender, genderfluid, non-binary, genderswap characters. Please let me know if I should include any other fics. Fics are under a read more.

Here's a piece of art created for one of the fics below by @hjertetssunnegalskap1

The research nerd and the storyweaver by evakuality (SERIES, 4 FICS) - Trans Even

An Eternal Golden Braid by Stria (Asia117) (SERIES, 4 FICS) - Trans Isak

Missyadventures by Laika_the_husband (SERIES, 6 FICS) - Genderfluid Isak. Starring or featuring Isak's alter ego Issy-Missy. She's a riot. Co-starring Mister Even, ultra polite dom and an old fashioned gentleman. Co-co starring Magnus, the new member of this poly family.

im a fucking mess sometimes by queerness (196 words) - Trans Isak. Isak's on his period and Even ate his fucking candy

blood in the water by orphan_account (2.4k words) - Trans Isak. Isak has always hated this time of the month.

Feeling Fizzy by colazitron (2.6k words) - Genderswap. Isabell's life feels like it's slowly unravelling, and then this gorgeous girl approaches her in the bathroom.

now and forever by reasoniwantyoutostay (4.1k words) - Trans Isak. Isak began transitioning two years ago and there'd been many milestones along the way. Coming out to his friends and family, changing his name, starting his hormone therapy. But this milestone, one he'd been dreaming about for far too long, was just for Even and him to explore together.

Little Black Book by Laika_the_wife (4.3k words) - Genderqueer Even. Isak Valtersen is studying his third year at the University of Oslo and having the time of his life. Enter Evy Bech Næsheim, straight out of Nissen, in his stockings, mini skirts and bubblegum scented lip gloss.

We Can't Choose How We're Made by Sandpfote (6.4k words) - Trans Even. Isak had been crushing so hard on – falling in love with - Even in the past months, and now Even wouldn’t even tell him, what was wrong. Maybe he just grew tired of Isak. Decided to get someone, who wasn’t as needy and young and boring.

Plum by Jamz24 (13k words) - Non-binary Even. Pretty teacher!Even asks masculine! plumber!Isak to fix a broken shower on a scorching hot summer day...

Girl Of My Dreams by DustyAttic (13k words) - Genderswap. Isabel is a member of the girl squad and, in this story, there is no Noora. Evelyn is a transfer student from Bakka who tried to kiss her best friend Sonja.

shred by Jules1398 (22k words) - Trans Isak. There were two versions of Isak Valtersen. He was cool, smart snowboarder guy. The real Isak, was also trans, gay, and a father. Keeping the two Isaks separate wasn't that difficult. At least, not until he saw Even again. There's also a part 2 that's a oneshot: first tracks by Jules1398 (1k words)

A Wolf And A Lioness by Flatfootmonster (31k words) - Trans Isak. Prince Even is in line to the throne, and a desperate search is underway to find a suitor. But this life really never was for him... and then he meets a beautiful Princess who gives him the courage to live the life he wishes to, and find the love he is deserving of.

pynk by panshambles (41k words) - Genderqueer Isabelle and Trans Eve. They meet online, and trust only each other with their vulnerabilities. DELETED :(

This Love Has No Ceiling by photographer_of_thoughts (45k words) - Trans Isak. On his seventeenth birthday, Isak did three things. He cut his hair, he gave himself a new name and he changed his gender from ‘female’ to ‘male.’ In his third year, Even finds himself needing his wheelchair more days than not. It’s the year his supply of optimism begins to dwindle.

Moondust Will Cover You by Laika_the_husband (76k words) - Trans werewolf Isak. Isak is an alpha, but his body is an omega. Basically, a trans werewolf. Who has a human for a best friend. As if that wasn't complicated enough, one night he meets a guy he's really kind of falling for - but he's an alpha too.

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Beautiful Creatures by Jamz24 (last update in March 2019) - Genderfluid Isak. Rich artist!Even struggles to find love while prostitute!Isak tries to earn enough money to leave the slums and find a new life in America.

The Darkness Just Lets Us See by imaginaryturtles (last update in July 2018) - Genderswap. In a parallel universe not far from this one, Isak is Isra, a girl whose just trying to survive school without outing herself to everyone she loves. In this universe, Even is Evanna, a girl whose just merely existing, not living.

#evak fic rec #skam fic rec #genderqueer #let me know what fics i'm missing please #eyy this is my 21st list #21

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