#Corny Pick Up Lines
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How Corny
Pairing: Jumin Han/MC
Rating: G
Tags: romance, Corny pick up lines, sad zen, Jaehee is traumatized by her boss (again)
Prompt: Corny pick up lines
Entry number 4. Enjoy <3 @xxsycamore @chaosangel767
ZEN has entered the chat.
Jumin Han has entered the chat.
Jaehee Kang has entered the chat.
ZEN
ZEN
ZEN
Jaehee Kang
Zen, please don’t spam the chat.
ZEN
I can’t help it, Jaehee. It’s almost Valentines and I’m so lonely.
Jumin Han
You could focus on something other than romance, for a change.
ZEN
Like you’re one to talk.
Jaehee Kang
He does have a point, Mr. Han.
MC has entered the chat.
MC
Hey everyone!
Jumin Han
Just the person I was hoping to see. My love, do you know what tomorrow is?
ZEN
It’s a trap, MC!
MC
Hmmmm~ what is tomorrow?
Jumin Han
Valentine’s Day. Also an excuse for me to lavish you with more love and attention everywhere and anywhere we wish.
Jaehee Kang
ZEN
I’m going to die.
Jumin Han
I do have several things prepared for our day. I’ve also prepared a plethora of perfect words to sweep you off your feet while you wait for me to come home.
MC
You’re adorable, Jumin.
ZEN
Jumin Han
MC, I hope you know CPR.
Jaehee Kang has left the chat
MC
Mm? Why is that, dear?
Jumin Han
Because you take my breath away.
ZEN
I can’t believe this is happening right now.
MC
Oh my word. I better sign up for a training course today, then.
Jumin Han
And, my love, if I were a cat, you know what I would do?
MC
What’s that?
Jumin Han
Spend all nine of my lives with you.
ZEN
CATS DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE NINE LIVES
MC
Awww, Jumin, that was really cute. Corny, but cute.
ZEN
…
You’re both hopeless.
MC
Got that right ;)
#romance#Corny pick up lines#sad zen#Jaehee is traumatized by her boss (again)#be my valentine content creation challenge#be my valentine ccc#Jumin Han#mm jumin#jumin/mc
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galladrabbles “truce” 2
hi. i made another @galladrabbles for this week hehe. idk why but I can’t stop writing of these two being horny so enjoy! (thanks to @gardenerian for a fun prompt hehe)
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“Truce?” The TV blares through the apartment.
“Oh, bullshit!” Mickey throws his arms up in anger from his place on the sofa.
Ian chuckles, “You know you’re supposed to want the good guys to make up in the end, right?”
Mickey scoffs, “Fuck that, I wanna see some dicks get chopped off ‘n some heads get blown.”
“Oh?” Ian takes in the bare chest and exposed legs of the man next to him, “How ‘bout dicks get blown?…” he creeps towards Mickey, tugging at his boxers.
“God you’re one corny motherfucker,” Mickey leans into the touch, head tilting backward.
#galladrabbles#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian is corny#he loves to use those awful pick up lines on mickey#mickey pretends to hate it but actually finds it insanely endearing
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Pulling out some Roddy inspo
Totally normal about this man
Egregiously normal....
Woof
#roddy piper#rowdy roddy piper#kilt core#men in kilts#id be fine if he would lose the kilt#because I need to see things#for fic science#i have pick up lines for the tire iron picture#and yes they are just as corny as you are imagining
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can i just say that i’m somewhat a fake astarion girlie bc i really didn’t like his romance in act 1 but i put up with it bc i knew that i would enjoy his romance more once he started being genuine with the pc
#i’m remembering how much i cringed at his corny pick up lines the first time i played#sorry king it was your acerbic personality and tragic backstory that captivated me#not the cheesy lines taken straight from a trashy romance novel#sephie.txt
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So i have never heard of Werewolf by Midnight until you mention it (I remember Wilson's heart way back when) but god the trailers vibes are so off. It reaks of like modern marvels fear of being genuine for me personally. Also I can't believe they are so like desperate for content on disney plus is releasing the movie in color evem tho that not only ruins the idea of the type of flicks they are refering to but also appearly the story sense appearly its integral to the actual plot.
Truely amazing
THEY'RE WHAT?!
Homage to old movies my behind. Their homage is as thin as glass. It's so hard to see it as anything remotely close to classic horror due to all that modernism marvel always has to shoehorn in to make sure their audience doesn't get homesick. Also re-releasing it to HULU as well 100% confirms that they're planning nothing for Halloween. Like yeah, you can say "Haunted Mansion" but I think that released in the summer for some reason. The only reason I can think of to do that is not to lose as much in the box office because everyone else is going to Freddy's around that time.
(spoilers)
Also also, the prosthetics look so barebones. They just plastered some fur and fangs on him, it's obvious they really struggled to make a vintage werewolf look conventionally attractive and intimidating.
imo Wilson's Heart nailed a similar intention to look like an old movie werewolf while still making it scary/intimidating. I know it's not prosthetics, but still, a bunch of talented concept artists and illustrators put a lot of love into each design. You can still use puppets and stuff and still be true to the original art.
It's a better tribute than cgi Chuthulu or whatever that was
Uhm anyways, there's nothing more to this and I didn't pay enough attention to it because my brain was like "I wish I was watching Wilson's Heart or an actual old horror movie" the whole time. I don't like how it felt like it was on the edge of breaking character the whole time, and did end up breaking character in the end for some reason.
#props to Wilson's Heart for not going like 'hey I'm Robert Wilson and I'm colorblind' to explain the effects#I don't even remember why it went to color#just because it can?#the only time WH was corny like that was when Wilson went 'I hate sci-fi' when he picked up a comic book#DO YOU GET IT#DOYOUGET ITTT#HE'S A SCI FI ACTOR FROM THE 80'S AAAAA#only time it was close to being corny but it was still kind of hidden#that and Kurtwood Smith saying “You wanna Fly Bobbie” which was his line from Robocop#and also *cough*... he's a fly....#but again it's a quick moment and it's hard to catch if you don't have all the info
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Takaaki: Hey, are you a drug? Because I'm addicted to you.
Taichi: Are you addicted to drugs?
Takaaki: What? N-No!
Taichi: AM I DATING A JUNKIE?!
Takaaki: I DON'T DO DRUGS!! (Well, not anymore.)
#danganronpa#takaaki ishimaru#taichi fujisaki#He just wanted to use a cute but corny pick up line#taikaaki#taichaaki
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Bruh he's so charming like what the heck how can you not like this character
#his smirks#his winks#his sassy tail#his corny pick up lines#i mean a total ladies man amirite#final fantasy 9#final fantasy ix#ffix#ff9#final fantasy#zidane#zidane tribal
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19. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
Clint cocked his head.
"Honey, are you a vampire? 'Cause I'm a blood bag."
#icouldkillyouwiththistray#clint: oh are we trying to see who can be the most corny at pick up lines?
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I love you miss♡♡♡♡
“Oh my, truly? Well I’ll be, If I didn’t know any better, I’d say I have the key to your heart! I love ya too!” <3
#idv lockheart#idv#idv ask blog#tracy reznik#anon ask#answered#I’m sorry I couldn’t resist the corny pick-up line
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
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Me flirting from here on out:
So you, so you like girls?
#if they follow up with the right line then I already know#it's either this or my list of corny pick up lines#random
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“I’m gonna hate myself for this later...”
“Is your heart a lock, ‘cause I can pick it.”
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😮💨
#i saw a tiktok where a girl was exposing cringe and downright gross messages she gets from cismen on dating apps#and it made me feel SO much better about myself#like i don’t hit ppl up with some corny pick up line or a basic hey#my first message is a friendly sometimes quirky little joke or question that invites conversation#shout out to cis straight men for setting the bar so abysmally low for me#also all my straight cis girl friends have endured so much at their hands#that they are in and of themselves proof that sexuality is not in fact a choice
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I love Mexican men. 10/10 recommend a Mexican man. The way they are so funny when they flirt and get me blushing and shit, making me laugh to the point I snort in front of them. God I love them.
#other men cannot pull off those corny ass pick up lines#like a Mexican man#the way they will say the most vulgar shit and have me giggling cause of the delivery#god i love them
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Smooth-Talker
Lando Norris x press officer!Reader
Summary: in which Lando has a pick up line for every occasion
“Did it hurt?” Lando asks, leaning casually against the wall outside the McLaren garage.
You glance up from your clipboard, raising an eyebrow. “Did what hurt?”
“When you fell from heaven,” Lando says with a cheeky grin.
You roll your eyes, but can’t help the smile tugging at your lips. As one of McLaren’s press officers, you’re used to Lando’s constant stream of corny pick up lines and good-natured flirting.
“You know, I think that line was old even when my grandpa used it.”
Lando clutches his chest dramatically. “Ouch, straight to the heart!”
You laugh and continue reviewing the schedule for the race weekend. Lando falls into step beside you as you start walking towards the paddock.
“But seriously,” Lando says, “You should be arrested.”
You glance over at him. “Oh? And why’s that?”
“For stealing my heart,” Lando says with a wink.
“Mhm, nice try,” you reply dryly, though you feel your cheeks flush slightly.
“Hey, are you religious?” Lando asks.
You raise an eyebrow. “Not particularly, why?”
“Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers,” Lando says earnestly.
You bite your lip to hide your smile. “That one was pretty good, not gonna lie.”
Lando pumps his fist triumphantly. “Yes! I knew you’d like that one.”
You reach the motorhome and pause, checking your watch. “Okay Casanova, I’ve got to prep for the press conference.”
“Before you go, quick question,” Lando says, gently catching your arm. “Do you have a map?”
You frown in confusion. “A map? What for?”
“Because I keep getting lost in your eyes,” Lando says softly, gazing at you.
You feel your heart skip a beat as you meet his own warm eyes. You open your mouth but no witty comeback comes out.
Lando grins and releases your arm. “I’ll see you later, Y/N.” He winks and saunters off towards the hospitality tent.
You watch him go, butterflies swirling in your stomach. You’ve always thought Lando was cute, with his curly hair and infectious smile that lights up any room. But since joining McLaren, your feelings have slowly deepened into something more. And based on his incessant flirting, you’re starting to think maybe, just maybe, he feels the same way.
Shaking your head, you refocus on the task at hand — prepping talking points for the upcoming press conference. Still, you can’t stop thinking about Lando and the way he always seems to make you blush and smile, even with his cheesy pick up lines.
Over the course of the race weekend, Lando continues his campaign of corny pick up lines and flirtatious banter. Between FP3 and qualifying, he sidles up next to you in the garage.
“You know what you would look really beautiful in?” He asks.
You glance over at him. “Hmm?”
“My arms,” Lando says with a cheeky wink.
You bite your lip, feeling your cheeks flush. “Lando, I’m trying to work here.”
“Sorry, sorry,” Lando says, though he’s clearly not sorry at all based on his impish grin.
Following qualifying, Lando scrambles out of his car after setting the fastest lap. He makes a beeline over to you through the celebrating crowd of papaya.
“Do you have a Band-Aid?” He asks urgently.
You frown, instantly concerned. “Are you bleeding? What happened?”
“No no, I’m fine,” Lando assures you. “I just scraped my knee falling for you,” he says with a roguish smile.
You cover your face with your hands to hide your blush. “Oh my god, Lando, that was terrible!” You try to look disapproving, but end up laughing.
“Worth it to see you smile,” Lando says warmly before darting off again.
On race day, you’re feeling anxious. As you pace around the paddock, you literally run into Lando.
“Whoa there!” Lando says, catching you by the shoulders. Concern flickers across his face. “You okay?”
You nod, acutely aware of his hands still resting on your shoulders. “Yeah, just nervous I guess.”
Lando rubs your arms reassuringly. “We’re gonna do great. And you know what else is great?”
You raise an eyebrow. “Hmm?”
“The view,” Lando says, gaze locked on you. “Pretty spectacular from where I’m standing.”
You duck your head, heart pounding. When you look back up, Lando is watching you closely. He seems to be debating saying something else. After a moment, he just squeezes your shoulder gently. “We’ve got this,” he says sincerely, before heading off to get ready for the race.
You take a deep breath, feeling bolstered by Lando’s encouragement and flirtatious comment.
The race gets underway and immediately descends into chaos. Multiple collisions on the first lap bring out the safety car. You watch anxiously from the garage as the pack circulates behind the safety car for several laps while the debris is cleared.
Finally the message comes across the radio - the race is going green again on the next lap. You glance at the screens and see Lando lining up in P3 for the restart. You cross your fingers and silently will him to have a clean restart.
The pack accelerates for the restart and manages to get through the first few corners without incident. Over the next 20 laps, Lando battles fiercely to maintain his podium position. Other drivers try to challenge him but he holds strong in P3.
With 10 laps to go, you’re on the edge of your seat watching Lando defend P3 with everything he’s got. Suddenly over the radio you hear Lando’s frustrated voice. “Something’s wrong with the car, it’s down on power.”
Your heart sinks as you listen to Lando’s increasingly concerned radio calls about the lack of power. He’s slowly losing positions as the laps tick down. By the last lap, he’s fallen from 3rd to 7th from the sudden power loss.
As Lando’s car limps across the finish line, you hurry down to meet him. He pulls off his helmet and balaclava, looking weary and disappointed.
“Lando, are you okay? What happened out there?” You ask worriedly.
“I’m fine. The car is just a bit banged up,” Lando says with a tired smile. “Not sure what happened with the engine yet though.”
You hesitate, then wrap Lando in a tight hug. “I’m glad you’re okay,” you murmur.
Lando seems surprised but hugs you back firmly. For a long moment, you stand there just holding each other, the sounds of the paddock fading away.
Finally you step back, smiling shyly up at Lando. “So, P7. Could’ve been worse I guess, considering the issues you had.”
Lando nods, scrubbing a hand through his wild curls. “Yeah, could’ve been much worse. I’ll take the points.” He smiles ruefully. “Not quite the podium I was hoping for to impress you though.”
You bite your lip. “Lando ...”
Lando rushes to fill the silence. “You know what’s on the podium of my heart?”
You sigh, though you feel your pulse quicken. “What?”
“You,” Lando says softly, gazing at you with open affection.
You stare at him, heart thumping wildly. Before you can overthink it, you grab his race suit and pull him in for a kiss. Lando makes a surprised sound before wrapping his arms around you and kissing you deeply. For a blissful moment, everything else fades away and it’s just the two of you.
When you finally break apart, you’re both slightly breathless. Lando has a dazed, elated look on his face. “Wow … so does this mean all my cheesy pick up lines finally worked?”
You laugh and smack his chest playfully. “I don’t know if I’d say they worked … but they did make it very clear someone has a crush on me.”
You smile up at Lando, enjoying the faint blush on his cheeks.
Lando grins. “Maybe just a small one,” he teases. His expression turns more serious. “I really care about you, Y/N. And I’d love to take you on a proper date, if you’d like?”
Your heart swells and you nod. “I’d really like that.”
Lando’s answering smile is bright enough to outshine the sun. He squeezes you in another quick hug. “I better go debrief about the race. But I’ll come find you after?”
You nod, giddy butterflies taking flight in your stomach. “It’s a date,” you say with a smile.
Lando heads off looking like he just won the championship, with a spring in his step and grin on his face. You brush your fingers over your still-tingling lips, scarcely able to believe that really just happened.
After Lando finishes his lengthy post-race debrief, he finds you packing up for the day in the paddock. “You ready?” He asks, bouncing excitedly on the balls of his feet.
You can’t help but smile at his enthusiasm. “Ready!”
You head out of the paddock hand-in-hand, both still riding the high of finally admitting your feelings for each other.
“Sooo, what exactly did you have in mind for this date?” You ask Lando curiously.
Lando grins. “Well first, how do you feel about Ferris wheels?”
You smile slowly. “I think Ferris wheels have potential to be very romantic.”
“That’s what I was thinking,” Lando says with a wink.
You spend the evening strolling around the nearby funfair, enjoying the lights and sounds. Lando wins you an oversized stuffed teddy bear playing carnival games. You share candy floss and corndogs while taking in the sights.
Finally, you hop in line for the Ferris wheel. When it’s your turn, you settle into the seat across from Lando. As the wheel lifts you into the night sky, you take in the sprawling city views.
Lando slides closer and slips his hand into yours. “Have I mentioned how beautiful you look tonight?”
You smile, loving how he still seems nervous even after kissing you earlier. “Smooth line, but I’ll allow it,” you tease gently.
Your Ferris wheel carriage reaches the top and pauses, giving you a panoramic view of the city at night. The lights twinkle like stars around you.
It’s magical.
Lando’s arm wraps around your shoulder, pulling you closer. Your heart races as you turn towards him. His eyes reflect the dazzling lights as he gazes at you. He brushes a loose strand of hair from your face, his touch igniting sparks along your skin.
As he leans in, you let your eyes flutter shut. His lips meet yours and the rest of the world fades away. Up here above the world, wrapped in Lando’s arms, you feel like you’re flying.
By the end of the night, your cheeks hurt from smiling so much. Lando walks you to your hotel room, fingers intertwined, reluctance slowing your steps.
Outside your door, you turn to face Lando. “Thank you for tonight, it was perfect.”
Lando smiles, tracing patterns on your palm with his thumb. “So I did alright for a first date then?”
You laugh. “You far exceeded expectations.” Your smile softens. “I’m really happy.”
“Me too,” Lando says, eyes shining. He takes a deep breath, looking uncharacteristically nervous again. “So, I was wondering … and feel free to say no obviously! But, um, I have two tickets to the Arctic Monkeys concert next weekend and was hoping maybe you’d want to ...” he trails off, biting his lip anxiously.
Your smile widens and you squeeze his hand. “I’d love to be your date to the concert.”
The answering grin that lights up Lando’s face is breathtaking. He punches the air, looking adorably excited. “Yes! This is going to be epic.”
You giggle at his antics. “Well this was a really fun first date. I can’t wait to see what other surprises you have planned.”
You lean in and kiss Lando softly. As you pull back, Lando clears his throat.
“Y/N, can I tell you something without you getting mad?”
You raise an eyebrow curiously. “Umm sure, I guess?”
Lando winces slightly. “I was wondering if you could give me directions ...”
You look confused. “Directions? To where?”
“To your heart,” Lando shoots you a cheesy grin.
You stare at him for a beat, then burst into laughter. “Oh my god, Lando, that was so corny!”
Lando just smiles unrepentantly. “Maybe, but did it work?”
You continue giggling and shake your head. “I don’t know why I find your cheesy lines so charming, but I do.”
You lean in and give him one more quick kiss. “Goodnight, Lando. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
Lando’s eyes shine happily. “Sweet dreams, Y/N,” he says, squeezing your hand before slowly backing away towards the elevator.
You watch him walk down the hallway, giddy butterflies still fluttering away in your chest.
You have a feeling this is the start of something special. A lifetime of cheesy pick up lines sounds pretty damn perfect.
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