#hardware lesbian

[s-ublimedyke]

anything is a stim toy if you’re dyke enough

#dyke #lesbian #wlw #home depot lesbian #butch #autistic lesbian #milwaukee #hardware lesbian

[weightedplushie]

carabiners 🛠️ 1 & 2

#originals #no id #doing this for the dykes #butch stim #lesbian stim #hardware stim #dude idk <3 #gray stim #silver stim #carabiner stim #mod ouppy

[lostryu]

The OG butch harness

#lost.txt #lesbian #butch #i don’t need it but i want it #spotted at the hardware store #and yes #it’s OSHA compliant

[solradguy]

I hate that Sol quote about the Outrage never boring him because goddamnit he was so right. It's been 9.5 months and I'm still enriched working on this thing

The other day at Home Depot when one of the employees was helping me find a good filler for the segment cracks on the Outrage, I ended up telling her a significant amount about how 3D printers work, about the tensile strength of the PLA/TPU polymer I used for the Outrage, what in the hell this giant sword even is, what I've done to it thus far, what I'm going to do with it, and its exact dimensions with pictures. Turned out she used to be a home ed teacher so she was enthralled by the techniques and skill learning involved. Dangerous, dangerous... Didn't even get into the software or printer hardware specifications...

#textpost #I understand the allure of hardware stores now #I've been in them enough while working on the Outrage that I've figured it out #Figured out why dads and butch lesbians prowl those oily steel shelves #Making things is addicting and browsing parts for 20 minutes until you find the perfect one for your project is euphoric #Ok anyway good night lol

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

I have to say this because I just had a very serious talk with my bestie about weight.

When I first went to college, I was doing acrobatics four days a week and a 15 to 18 hour course load a semester, while spending six months out of the year sick or recovering from such. The bronchitis plus [whatever comorbid illness struck this time] was bad enough, but the recovery took so long because I had so little fat that my body would start eating muscle and tissue.

I had access to a school nutritionist and so I wrote down everything that I tended to eat, how often I did so. My diet was and still is semi-decent, mostly because I have enough texture issues that a lot of junk food and "unhealthy" (I say that loosely) stuff I can only eat very tiny portions of, if at all, and most meat things are completely off the table unless I make it myself.

I was and still am very high energy. I have always been skinny or slender since I started walking, had some body image issues after being sick and I could count every rib. At the time of going to the nutritionist, I was 190 pounds of mostly muscle.

She looked at me like I'd lost my goddamn mind when I said I wanted to gain some fat and I wanted to know why I just wasn't. I was a freshman. I knew about the freshman fifteen. Instead of gaining fifteen pounds, though, I lost it, and it was fifteen pounds I didn't really have to lose. I was eating something ridiculous like almost double what the average woman "should" be, calorie wise, basically constantly snacking because I was always hungry.

Two years later I was in the hospital for a month. A wheelchair for seven. Lost almost eighty pounds in eight months. Died three times.

It's five years past that now. I'll never be able to fly like I used to, but I can pick up unsuspecting coworkers and adoptive siblings again, which is great fun for startling them. I can renovate my house without too much issue. I weigh 160 lbs now, and for the first time in my life, I have fat on me, after seven years of working at it and so many goddamn catastrophes it's ludicrous.

It took me seven years to gain twenty pounds of fat. Of me actively working on it. There's no such fucking thing as "weight gain!" pills, and there's no such thing as "weight loss" pills either, and take it from an Irish woman? Starving yourself doesn't work either. If you feel good in your body, if it works for you regardless of your weight, then you're fine. The only way anything is going to change is a massive force--like illness, or amputation, or cancer, or occupation, or food scarcity.

Fat people's positive representation in media is shit, and the way that Americans, at least, tend to see fat people is shit, and I'm sorry. You are worthy of feeling at home in your body, without fear of judgement of yourself or society, of feeling good without reservation. The twenty pounds of fat I've gained has, no joke, changed my life. I don't get cold standing in front of a refrigerator, I'm not utterly terrified of getting sick again and dying of something stupid like bronchitis or strep throat. I feel good, and I hope that you can feel good too, and not continuously damage your body by yoyoing your weight with attempted diets and pills.

#idk if i should tag this tbh #its half rant because Im so tired of my best friend beating herself up #like weve been friends for thirteen years and shes broad-shouldered and fat and drop dead gorgeous and so insecure #and she does diets and shit and then gets sick and her weight is all over thr place and i just want her to be happy and healthy #and when shes got things to do she thrives. but as soon as she doesnt shes back to torturing herself. #girl you step foot in a hardware store in a bun that you took two literal seconds to do and a plain longsleeve and some leggings #and i just want to take her phone and chuck it in thr garbage can as hard as I can bc i KNOW its fuckin tiktok being fatphobic #please i just want her to be happy #and like shell get compliments from the hardware store lesbians in spite of her frankly magnificent RBF and its like she doesnt believe them

[queercodex]

nothing like a good ol trip to the lesbian store <3

#yes of course they had dog collars too #lesbian #hardware #hardware store #carabiner #rope #sorry i didn't take any pics </3

[urlocallesbianvampire]

cicero: go to loreius. tell him to fix my wagon wheel please

my dovah, materializing the hot pink tool kit from midair: hold on to your jingle bells

#skyrim #cicero #dark brotherhood #lesbian ass tool kit #favorite store is ye olde hardware shoppe #hands cicero the flashlight and yells for him to angle it better

[mycenaae]

i'm so sorry but that was a gay man and a lesbian encountering each other in the wild and having a moment of solidarity

#nat.txt #911 spoilers #IN THE HARDWARE STORE OF ALL PLACES?????? WHERE THE DADS AND THE LESBIANS ROAM????? #also at this point buck really might be a third in that marriage

[s-ublimedyke]

reverse purgatory where you’re endlessly wandering an ace hardware and it’s fucking awesome

#ace hardware #hardware lesbian #home depot lesbian #dyke #butch

[shiroikabocha]

walking into the hardware store but I forgot I wore my big-letters TOMBOY FEMME shirt today

my chest is writing checks my knowledge of the store layout can’t cash

#impostor syndrome #never feel more fake lesbian than in the hardware store

[preciousjoke]

here's a thing I am making, that was inspired by a weekend full of meteor shower watching and I'm probably going to be doing this again! hope you enjoy

#transgender #trans woman #transfem #wlw #lesbian #trans lesbian #sapphic #music production #lmms music #lmms #Roland PC-200 MK II #but no hardware instruments #this is all lmms instruments #witchblr #witchcraft

[colombinna]

Being a butch in the way noblemen in the rococo era were masculine

#butch #lesbianism #lesbian #butch lesbian #I am very frail and can't do any hardware work I AM however a tortured artist;

[dancedance-resolution]

nothing quite so healing as wandering around a home depot for a few hours

#i wish they weren’t such a shitty corporation bc the vibe is immaculate 😭😭 but we have no independently owned hardware stores around here so #ALSO. in the month of july they put up a Light It Up Blue Autism Speaks Autism Awareness Month (april) display #THAT WAS LITERALLY JUST A TON OF BLUE LIGHTS THEY WERE SELLING???? JUST WITH THE A$ PUZZLE PIECE LOGO ON THE BOX #which is like. made even more hilarious by the fact that blue is the most overstimulating light color for me lol 😂 #but all and all it was a great trip #practically nobody else was here; i knew and loved all of the songs they played (at a reasonable volume!); and my lesbian powers went up a #level bc i was able to get the L brackets and dowels i need for my questionably designed grow light set up! :D #also they had the lawn furniture out so i was able to take breaks and sit down when dizzy! #an epic excursion if i do say so myself

[strangerinthecvs]

my coworkers think im working the counter to be helpful but it’s actually so i have an excuse to talk to all the hot butches

#the real reason i work at a hardware store #lesbian

[just-your-average-tangerine]

I love theater and I really do enjoy and feel at home with the theater department I'm in but the one thing that baffles me is how many straight cis women there have made themselves the ultimate judges on what and who is and isn't queer

#cis straight girl number one 'actually this hardware store is the queerest" #straight cis girl 2: 'all the queers are here' people present: her another straight cis girl a straight cis guy and me #same cis straight girl 2: im sitting next to him because hes the gayest at the table #him: a straight cis guy with a lisp #also present at the table: bisexual enby a trans fem lesbian and me a gay trans man #op