#have a fab day

[hella1975]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE <3333

#ILY ALL SO MUCH #MWAH MWAH #HAVE A FAB DAY

[coffeedrgn87]

Happy Fanniversary, Ali, @nv-md I love you so so much! You are a wonderful bright spirit who writes amazing stories and let’s lil ol’ me scream at you for your brilliance. I’d quite happily like to keep you forever if that’s alright with you? I mean, of course, I’ll share you with everyone else (because I’ll cause a riot if I don’t) but please know that you’re a complete delight to know!

The below silliness is for you. Please don’t judge to harshly, it’s been a mad day at work but I couldn’t resist putting a little something onto your dash!

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

“Iㅡ” Harry shuffles from one foot to the other, both hands hidden behind his back.

Draco raises an eyebrow and stares him down until Harry shrinks back half a step, looking positively horrified. It takes Draco every ounce of self-control to keep his signature cocky smirk off his face, and he presses his lips tightly together to ensure he doesn’t accidentally chuckle. There’s just something about Harry, acting and looking anything but the confident young man that he isㅡ, not that Draco is in any rush to tell Harry that this is how he thinks of him.

Truth be told, there is a nearly endless list of things Harry has said, frequently says, has done, and frequently does that turn Draco’s legs to jelly, but he keeps those safe in his diary, the one he’s had since he first started Hogwarts. It’s been fifteen years, and he keeps a close guard on it, keeps it locked with a multitude of spells, but there’s an entire page thatㅡif unrolledㅡis about fifteen feet long, and it lists all the million and twelve tiny things Draco has noticed about Harry.

“Will you be mad?”

Harry’s question drags Draco out of his thoughts, and he’s momentarily torn between drawing his brows together to frown at Harry or rolling his eyes. Either option is acceptable, really, because Harry’s question is utterly imbecilic. In the end, Draco settles for a derisive snort.

“To be mad, Potter, one actually needs a reason. Since I don’t know what you’re so positively terrified about, I can hardly fix you with a skin-flaying glare now, can I?”

Harry looks like he actually considers this for a moment, then he nods slowly, silently conveying that Draco’s rhetorical question does seem to make sense. Draco just about manages to bite back a scathing remark. Old habits die hard, even if a lot has changed since Hogwarts and his and Harry’s petty rivalry.

“Well, just promise me you won’t blow up or mock me.”

This time Draco does actually roll his eyes.

“I can promise you the former, Potter, but I can’t promise you the latter.”

For some inexplicable reason, that makes Harry smile. Although Draco has every intention to remain serious, he can’t resist giving in to the insistent tugs at the corners of his mouth.

“Fair,” Harry says with a lopsided grin that makes his green eyes sparkle with the Potter-typical mirth.

Draco watches as Harry produces an ivory-coloured envelope from behind his back. It’s sealed with the official Potter family crest, and as Harry hesitantly offers it, part of Draco wants to make him sweat and simply stare at the gift, but he can’t bring himself to do that. And so, he takes the proffered envelope and breaks the seal as gently as possible. It still breaks in half, just as it’s supposed to do.

“Uhm, I really didn’t know what to get you; I thought about a card because you know paper, but it somehow seemed not enough, and well, you know me, I’ve never been the best at words.”

Draco nods in agreement because it’s true. Harry’s strong suit is his heart, his righteousness, his unwavering belief in the good in people, and his desire to protect and save, and although Draco often mocks him for it, he also loves him for these very reasons…among others.

Opening the letter properly, Draco pulls out a thick stack of neatly folded papers. Upon closer expectation, the papers are a deed, and upon even more immediate expectation, Draco’s throat dries up, and a thick lump wedges itself somewhere between his voice box and Adam’s apple. He tries to swallow around it, but it’s almost impossible to do so. Blinking hard, really hard, Draco stares at his own name and the property address, Grimmauld Place, and before he can even begin to process the meaning of this, Harry starts babbling.

“It used to belong to the Black family, and I know Sirius left it to me, but the house loves you, and in honour of your mother, well, I thought we could own it togetherㅡ Uhm, only if you want to, course. I signed at the bottom; you’d have to sign as well to make it official.”

Harry doesn’t get further than this because Draco tosses the envelope and the deed onto the coffee table, takes Harry’s face between his hands and pulls him into a fiercely possessive kiss. He claims Harry’s mouth, swiping his tongue into the warm, wet cavern that tastes of coffee, oranges and chocolate. Draco is suddenly heady with desire and unwilling to draw away; he walks Harry backwards until he’s got him backed up against the nearest wall. Harry lets out an oomph, and Dracoㅡstill cupping Harry’s faceㅡbriefly breaks away from the kiss and stares at him, eyes almost black with desire. Harry’s eyes mirror his own, and Draco can’t help but smile. It’s a goofy grin. He’s about to dive in for another kiss when two of Harry’s fingers land on his lips, effectively stopping him. He glowers but says nothing.

“Is that a yes?”

Draco inhales sharply.

“What do you think?”

Harry shrugs.

“I don’t know.”

“Harry James Potter, you are an idiot.”

Harry guffaws at that.

“An idiot in love. Now, is that a yes?”

Draco rolls his eyes.

“Circe’s tits, Potter, of course, it’s a fucking yes.”

Harry grins.

“Great, can we continue makingㅡ”

He doesn’t get to finish that sentence because Draco is on him, kissing him and groping him and just generallyㅡand quite desperately soㅡtrying to find a way to show Harry somehow just how much he means to him. He fails, of course, though he doesn’t admit that to himself, and he’ll never admit it to Harry either. Because that’s just not how Draco Malfoy does things.

#drarry for Ali #because Ali is amazing #happy fanniversary #love you #sending dragon hugs and kisses #and loads of purple love #like a ton #have a fab day #you are a gem #a true asset to the fandom #did I say I love you? #these tags are just nonsense but that's okay because they're just a silly ode to you

[inkykeiji]

Gosh, i just know sir Morningstar would be such a good gentle daddy, he would spoil you rotten, his sweet princess, and would make sure to make you cum sooo much with his fingers and tongue, he'd get drunk on it!!!!! Can't stop thinking about him

you are literally so right, anon!!! Daddy lucifer would be an incredible Daddy! he’s surprisingly attentive, constantly anticipating your needs, ready to meet, fulfill, and exceed them the very moment they arise. he prides himself on being as prepared as possible—because, really, all he wants to do is keep his little baby happy, healthy, and humble—and he uses significant mental energy and effort to actually pay attention to your needs and desires. being a service dom at his core, he derives validation and satisfaction from tending to you, caring for you, and pleasing you, so it’s imperative that he take note of your necessities and wants. often, this does veer into him spoiling you rotten—with the prettiest clothes, with the finest food, with the best mind-blowing orgasms—because he just wants to give you the entire fucking universe, but make no mistake; this doesn’t mean Daddy is a pushover.

because although Daddy lucifer is sweet and doting and desperate to please you, he will not tolerate disrespect. he will not entertain bratty behaviour. he will not dismiss disobedience, especially if it’s stemming from a superficial or selfish root. one warning—that’s all you ever get. one warning to cease such despicable behaviour before Daddy ceases it for you. 

Daddy lucifer has limits, and he isn’t afraid to say no to you if he deems it appropriate—if he thinks whatever you’re asking for is unhealthy or unsafe. test him any further beyond his Daddy’s decision is final, sweetheart, even if it’s just a sweet little but Daddy!, and you’ll find your ass stained with his hand or his cane. ultimately, what Daddy says goes, end of discussion. because that’s what a good Daddy does, right? 

#hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar x reader #ugH #HE'S SO DREAMYYYYYYYY #such a good daddy he is :((( #he just can't get enough when it comes to pleasing you #possibly a deeply rooted insecurity here bUT LET'S NOT TALK ABT THAT HAHAHA #i hope ur having a fab day anon!! #stay safe n stay healthy #inky.lucifer #inky.hazbin #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[flowercape]

happy valentine's day to those who celebrate 💕

#hazbin hotel #alastor #valentine's day #hazbin alastor #meme #my art #ace in the hole #you don't have to fuck to be fab #asexual #i cant believe the only hazbin character in the playmat drop was the only ace character of the cast LOL #i'm obsessed #more asexual characters in media please

[goosagiboop]

Computer show me the pic of the fab four genderswap ‼️

#the fab four #danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days art #danger days #ttlotfk #ttlofk art #party poison #kobra kid #jet star #fun ghoul #eugh finally i have a nice own drawstyle #DON'T tag as mcr please!!

[blood-injections]

He has a blunt and a detonator for a bomb. He is going to make bad decisions.

#you can have a little bit of ghoob(ghoul boob). as a treat. #fun ghoul #kobra kid #party poison #jet star #danger days #mcr danger days #ttlotfk #my chemical romance #mcr #the fab four #the fabulous four #killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #frank iero #mcr fanart #mcr art #danger days art #killjoy art #corvids art

[ravenxbones]

next up in my revamped kj designs: jet star!! 💫

she is so important to me… the space puppy tattoo is partially because of @eggbagelz’ headcanon which i saw and thought “oh definitely jet would LOVE laika” and the design is (with permission) one of my lovely friend @andpierres’ tattoo flash designs and tattoo tickets are available on his kofi if YOU would like to have a space puppy tattoo on your own skin! :)

as with the last two posts, untextured version under the cut for cleaner details and accurate colors!

#danger days #jet star #ttlotfk #killjoys california #jetty jetty jetty #jet has the most updated design technically because i went from headcanoning them as transmasc to transfem! #i have birthday and therefore astrology hcs for ALL the fab four btw if you’re interested #ghoul also has his sign’s constellation tattooed on him i think maybe jet and ghoul got those done to be loosely matching :) family #THANK YOU NICO FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR DESIGN!! #felt appropriate for jet not only because of the space theming but also because i know you like jet a lot :) and i like how you draw them #so. i kind of associate jet with you #and again: no jacket because i wanted y’all to see her tatts but unlike kobra’s jacket #i would probably make at least a FEW tweaks jet’s jacket makes the least sense to me. leather AND denim? i THINK? and there’s a weird symbol #on it? and an epaulette? idk man it’s interesting but i would probably do it differently #god fucking damn it the gun is a little too short probably. to make sense from a top angle. OH WELL. i’m not going back and changing that #too much work #also i spent literally five or six hours just on her hair please clap #if i’ve said anything about jet’s tattoos in the past ignore that i don’t remember any of what i said if that’s the case #NEW hcs now.

[lahmajun]

very cool and new fab four headcanon sheet!!!

#you arent siblings if you dont have matching pronouns #society 2019 fr #jet star is wearing moon boots /silly #me after projecting yhe hell out of party poison😛 #danger days #killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #tlotfk #the fab four #party poison #fun ghoul #jet star #kobra kid #gaz draws stuff #danger days headcanons

[seagull-scribbles]

“Hold on tight, little Dudette”

A birthday gift for @naivesilver 🍊 once I realised these two had the same colour scheme it was over ahahaha!

He’s going to take her back to the lair because there's a certain brother who could help her down there…don’t overthink it!

#tmnt 2003 #sth idw #belle the tinkerer #Michaelangelo splinterson #naivesilver #happy birthday #I’m normally always later so I’m v happy this year #also I have a second secret gift to send you that I’m not sharing xxxxx #have a fab day I love you lots I’m sorry I’ll be working late but I love youuuuu

[whenim64]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES 🥳🙌 @backbeatbugs

#hope you are having a fab day!!!!

[blakbonnet]

I'm a bit of a lurker & I really appreciate all of your ofmd content but!!! I hope you have a great day - Happy Birthday!!! ✨

aww I've seen you in my notes and it always makes me happy ❤️ thank you!

#asks #I'm having a fab day

[ssaalexblake]

I do actually think there is a bit of a toxic femininity cautionary tale in 13's life But that doesn't actually translate to her ever actually being in any way traditionally feminine and watching ppl assign her random characteristics seemingly only because it's a ~girl~ thing, so obviously she must be like that. Is. Painful. dreadfully so.

I beg of you to actually pay attention to women on screen. Or, you know, in real life.

#dw shit #i have No idea if the uptick in this the past month is bc the actual Show did this or not #i don't Want to know fyi #but god can we please actually pay attention to her character and not Assume what she's gonna be #like just bc she's a she? #that'd be fab #traits are not assigned by gender and you cannot do the gender box with the doctor Anyway #i get such a headache from the dw fandom #it's the one constant #fron the whole thing #... flashing back to the Amy mini skirt discourse #ahhh the good old days #fandom was still wank but the show was like -5% diverse so the wank was just infuriating and not #yack worthy

[inkykeiji]

how would touya nii react to reader calling him a pervert (playfully or not heheh)

okay i love that you added the (playful or not) AHAHA because his reaction definitely differs depending on your tone + the context and situation in which you say it!! 

tw: noncon, pseudocest

if it’s said playfully, giggled out with girlish swats at his shoulder and fluttery glances through thick lashes then he’s laughing with you, low and smooth and with twinkling eyes, murmuring out oh, yeah? pervert, huh? i’m gonna show you just how much of a pervert your niichan can be, between stringy saliva-streaked kisses and scrapes of his teeth along the curve of your neck. 

if it’s said in a serious way, spit with vitriol and sharply narrowed eyes and a screwed up face then he is just as venomous in response, features all puckered as if he’s disgusted you’d even say such a thing, thinly veiling the offence simmering beneath, the hurt. he hurls your words right back at you, says that if he’s a pervert then surely you must be one, too—after all, you do beg your big brother to fuck you so desperately, so pathetically, so goddamn obscenely, and maybe he should film you next time, hm? to show you just how perverted you are for your niichan, yeah? 

he doesn’t let up with it, either—he’s relentless, holding you down with both wrists collected in a single massive palm as he spits out insults—if he’s a pervert, then you’re a filthy little whore, aren’t you?—flecks of saliva splattering across your cheeks, his voice lacking any of it’s usual sugared condescension, mean and cruel and so, so sharp. he tells you he’ll give you a demonstration of just how disgusting and depraved you are—you both are—right here, right now, shoving your dress up and your panties down and his cock into you in three swift motions.

only nasty little perverted girls like their big brother defiling them, right? only deviant little girls beg their big brother to fill them up with cum, don’t they? you’re just as fucked up as he is, baby, don’t you forget it.

#aaaaaah <3 #he's just so fucking offended if you say that to him in seriousness #like what the FUCK do you mean he's a perv!? #if he's a perv then what the hell are YOU!? #etc etc #thank u for ur question anon this was a rly fun one!!!! #i hope you're having a fab day <3 #pls stay safe and don't forget to hydrate!! #touya nii universe #inky.bb #clari gets mail #tw:noncon #tw:pseudocest

[calamitys-child]

Key to the ability to keep the heid especially in tourism and customer service especially this month is knowing that 1. For every customer calling me names or insulting my colleagues or being condescending there are a dozen shaking my hand and thanking us for being helpful and fun to talk to and being delighted to have had a fun holiday cause of what we do and 2. The more sneery or obnoxious a complaint the funnier it is to all of us once we close the bar and share a post-shift pint and chat

#like. 'hey just so you know the bathroom is out of toilet roll' ? gets 'oh cheers for the heads up we'll get more have a fab day' 'you too!' #on a spectrum up to 'you are disgracefully incompetent for [minor hiccup] and ill personally be seeing you fired' #gets you laughed at the second you turn your back and permanently more ice than drink in your glass forever #we will refund you a purchase or give you a free snack or something and then you will be a laughing stock forever #i hope yelling at a student was worth it bestie !! #anyway ask everyone else in this room I'll have you know that the person you yelled at is a very helpful woman with good taste in music #and im a very polite and competent young man. i have twenty testimonies to swear to it #now kindly leave i need to talk to the people waiting patiently behind your tantrum

[blood-injections]

Kobra kid definitely collects teeth. He finds roadkill or some dusty sun bleached skeleton? He takes the teeth. Some killjoy gets in a fight and gets their tooth knocked out and he sees them spit it out? He goes and picks it up and scampers off like a little goblin. He has a jar of teeth in his room. He hisses at the others if he thinks they’re going to touch it. They’ve learned to ignore his weird girl stuff. Fun Ghoul has had literal nightmares of Kobra stealing his teeth though. Not that he’s told anyone. He also hasn’t told anyone he now has a genuine fear of Kobra stealing his teeth if he gets on his wrong side. Kobra wouldn’t go that far but apparently Ghoul doesn’t know that.

#I have. no clue where this came from #but enjoy I guess??? #kobra kid #party poison #fun ghoul #jet star #danger days #the fab four #the fabulous four #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #mcr danger days #killjoys #ttlotfk #killjoy headcanons #mcr #my chemical romance #corvidscrap #danger days headcanons #danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #killjoy headcanon #the fabulous killjoys

[cup-noodle]

can dads please be normal about things for one fucking second

#like. he and his partner just spent a week biking in italy and having a fab time while i'm studying for ib finals at home and taking exams #supposedly the most stressful and busiest month in our lives so far #and now the entire day he's been getting on my ass about how the kitchen table (where i study) is messy and how the bathroom is untidy etc #like mister hello?? i'm trying to learn my entire high school's worth of material in one month and you can't move one notebook before eatin #and i'm honestly handling it well so far. getting everything done. not super stressed. working very very late but sleeping enough #while also taking care of a cat and a dog with no help every day #he's had literally zero work with my entire education and all the straight As (admittedly more cause i remember fast than due to hard work) #but by how he's talking you'd think i'm doing heroin under his roof every day and routinely setting our house on fire #*long sigh* #noodle rambles