#he doesn't have eyes 😭

[ohnoohdeer]

Laudna: I toss Pâté to Imogen

Imogen:

#critical role #cr spoilers #girl was ready to throw down with the rat 😭 #he doesn't have eyes 😭 #pate de rolo my failure son my beloved #imogen temult #laudna #pate de rolo

[ladyalicentshightower]

I think people overestimate how feminist team black is. If someone brings up how Baela should be the heir to Driftmark, it's always "she would've been Queen if not for the Greens!", ignoring that 1, she would be Queen consort, not a Queen in her own right, and 2 she has a legitimate claim in her own right to Driftmark. Team Black's goal is to crown Rhaenyra, but Rhaenyra becoming Queen isn't a win for feminism because it does nothing to dismantle the rest of the patriarchal system that exists in Westeros. From what we've gotten so far, it reads that Rhaenyra wants to be the exception and not the rule. Rhaenyra has made a lot of bad political decisions, which means she can't acknowledge Baela's claim because it would weaken her own claim (blatantly admitting her eldest sons are illegitimate would not end well for her to say the least). So she betrothes Jace and Luke to Baela and Rhaena to kind of atone for that, like as a consolation prize Baela will be Queen and Rhaena will be lady of Driftmark, neither of them would hold either title in their own right. It's good matches because the kids like each other and will treat each other well, but it's not a feminist win or a feministic liberation. It's usurpation, usurpation that takes place because Rhaenyra has to do damage control after having illegitimate children and after a serious of bad political decisions (both hers and her fathers, Viserys is the arbiter of this entire mess). To me, Rhaenyra is very reminiscent of Mary Queen of Scots, I can see a lot of elements drawn from Mary's history in Rhaenyra's story and character, down to their sons eventually taking the crown they failed to claim/keep.

#hotd #hotd spoilers #house of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #Rhaenyra targaryen critical #I'm going to do a rewatch prior to season 2 & I'm going to analyse the bad political decisions from vis & Rhaenyra that lead to the dance #like by no means the only factors at play lets not forget otto daemon larys etc #but it's an interesting factor that the fandom doesn't really acknowledge #and a lot of Rhaenyra's bad political decisions are understandable because of her youth and because viserys does fuck all to prepare her #like even if she wasn't who he choose as heir she should've been given a better political education as a princess #but vis fails his most of his other four kids in that regard to #i mean he also fails to acknowledge them or remember them but anyways #he is a huge part of the reason aegon and aemond became he they did #props to whoever probably alicent for sending daeron to oldtown so he could grow up well adjusted #alicent: i'm writing a letter to daeron is there anything you would like to say to him? #viserys: daemon? why are you writing to daemon? #alicent: daeron? #viserys: who? #alicent: our son? the one you sent to squire in oldtown? #viserys: i think i'd remember if we had a son who's name was one letter different to my brothers #viserys: in fact i do alicent do you mean the one who lost an eye? #alicent: *screaming internally* #viserys targaryen #king viserys #rhaenyra is such an interesting character but i hate how the fandom sanctified her because how dare characters be complex and have flaws #like you dont have to justify their actions or bend over backwards to deny their faults to like a character you know 😭 #and the same thing is done to daemon who is far more fucked up and far more flawed in the show than the fandom allows #i hate the team stuff tho i get hbo going for it as a marketing move that was genius but my god are certain stans insufferable #the entire point of the dance is that its a pointless tragedy there's no good or bad side theyre both awful in their own ways #but thats a longer rant for another time outside of the tags

[jiatiful]

when hyunjin said that he went one day to wod and saw minho dancing with his team from soul dance in 2016 before minho joined jyp and then they met in 2017 (jyp) and when seungmin said minho probably wouldn't have met the skz members if it wasn't bc they're in the same group now and minho said he would've met hyunjin. soulmatism.

#i could go on and on abt hyunho tbh #like the fact that they cant look at the other's eyes????? 😭 #or when hyunjin used to tease minho abt his snow's selcas and then he was the one to ask him to post more of them #also when lino was begging hyunjin to made him a bracelet !!!! <3 #or when lino looks at hyunjin with heart eyes (THERE'RE A LOT OF THESE) literally melting bc he has an ugly soft spot he cant even deny it #the fact that minho became the biggest clingy person when hyunjin came back from the hiatus like he missed him sm #that day when they went to see the first snow together????!!! #just minho always calling hyunjin his bf and that he wants to kiss him ok lino we get it 😭 #btw hyunjin was the one to say he wanted to see the first snow with minho !! #when minho literally used bbl stays to tell hyunjin he wanted to watch spiderman with him 😭😭 DONT U HAVE HIS NUMBER PLS #and apparently they were together bc that same day they watched the first snow so...? #in nye when hyunjin woke up and sent a bbl saying minho was sleeping besides him and later minho sending a bbl saying he got the best sleep #also i have a soft spot for minho just delicately touching hyunjin's hair IM INSANE 👍🥶 #btw minho didnt even dare to take his bracelet off even when hyunjin was on a hiatus :D #oh and when they had to quarantine and since they changed rooms they weren't together anymore and they facetimed for hours 😭 #hyunjin likes spending time by himself and doing his stuff but minho doesn't want him to be alone so they go to eat tgt #the photobooth pics im so sad rn and i miss them :( #and when hyunjin said he liked go to theaters alone to watch a movie and minho (AGAIN) said ill go with u but sit in a different row #so when it finishes we'll go home together DUDE ?! i lov lino :( #also idk how many times has minho been to hyunjin's room just to watch him draw tbh but one time hyunjin talked him into drawing w him and #it was the cutest thing ever #they both love dancing !!!! and reading !!!!! my best friends #btw it was Serious for minho when hyunjin came back in 2021 everyone was like what's going on with them 😭😭 me too #anw yeah minho just being bold and flirting with hyunjin and hyunjin just giggling like 😭 GET UPPPP #also they always mention the other while they're live they think they're Me 🫤 #they love each other sm and they're really special to me :( #no one gets hyunho like i do Truly 😔☝️ #hyunho #skz

[hauntingblue]

LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭 #MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too??? #NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!! #yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything... #i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE???? #is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!! #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1070 #i am smiling so hard rn. contagious #also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success.... #THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying #you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it #hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy #THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!! #the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE #this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!! #they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????! #episode 1071 #momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!! #the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this... #we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members #law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses.. #nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!! #wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk #THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING #FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!! #NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!! #episode 1072

[yeonban]

from ash . me &. the bestie ! ✌️ :P ( < - - - guy who irritates the crap out of ash )

* kind of conditional for the spoiling one , bc soaking up tobias’ resources &. funds is hilarious sometimes , but too much &. ash’ll start rejecting it . especially if nothing is asked in return . 🙄

* betrayal is also conditional because ash works on a “ don’t betray me / give me a reason to betray you &. i won’t ” basis . so it depends on tobias really . betrayal from ash’s side would be unlikely almost impossible if tobias was able to achieve ash’s loyalty in the first place , but that’s a matter of if , so ! depends !

Are you Tobias' type?

❛ Hm? ❜ While the amount of checked boxes and the feat of achieving (multiple) bingos fall short of a surprise given the person who's completed them - for had they truly been that different from one another, Tobias would never have taken this longstanding of an interest in Ash -, his eyes immediately dart to what appears to be a small, typically unobtrusive note at the bottom of the card. Without it there, perhaps he would have found it more compelling to contemplate the meaning behind having been willingly handed something of this sort, but as things stand, Tobias' gaze falls on the minuscule comment and after a single, reticent blink, the nonchalance in his expression cracks and the corners of his mouth begin to twitch. ❛ Pfft--- ❜ It isn't long until he caves and laughs, and a finger must soon reach to wipe the tears that threaten to form in his eyes.

It takes a prolonged moment for the laughter to subside (through rather monumental efforts on his part) yet even after it fades, the glint of amusement in Tobias' gaze remains steadfast, unwavering. ❛ You should go ahead and check the 'similar sense of humor ' box too. I'd say the difference isn't quite as big as you think it is. ❜ One last soft chuckle, the previous laughter's final bastion, and the mafioso decides to swiftly gloss over Ash's answers. The majority of the important ones are checked, with the sole exception of being trusted, and dare he say another one has also positively caught him off-guard, but instead of letting it show, a mischievous grin steers the conversation towards the harmless, unchecked ones. Travel and adventure. Does Ash dislike them because of past experiences, a distaste for new experiences, or because he's the one he'd have to be stuck with for the entire experience? ❛ Are you sure you don't want to give some of these others a go, though? If you combine everything you've left unchecked, you might just give Dino a heart attack. ❜

#muse: tobias. #effigist #* tobias. / ic. #PLEAAASEJNKADSJIASDIASDISUADISH TOBIAS BURST OUT LAUGHING THE /SECOND/ HE READ THAT 'LMFAAAAOO' #I couldn't reply til now bc he was TOO busy having a haha and a hehe and a lol and a roflmao 😭😭😭 #I find it very interesting that Tobias' view of Ash differs from Ash's own tho. Might be bc of the people they compare him to but #in Tobias' eyes Ash IS kind whereas Ash didn't check that box. I'm assuming Ash compares himself to the general population who's #committed no crime/isn't as jaded etc meanwhile Tobias compares him to their entourage/the underground which Ash is NOT fit for in HIS eyes #case on point he doesn't trust Tobias but he wouldn't betray him unless betrayed first... Tobias at this logic: ?? #he's appreciative of it and it's one of the things he really likes abt Ash but also an unkind person would Jump at the chance to betray sb #they don't trust. w this in mind tho I don't think Tobias would ever betray Ash either. specifically bc of This. it's rare to find ppl who #are actually trustworthy & while he doesn't exactly need anything from Ash it's SO much easier to be around him than ppl w ulterior motives #ALSO ABOUT TOBIAS' LAST REMARK for the past few days he's been thinking about getting Ash on a ride in his newest car which. #idk if you've read about it but a flying car has been authorized recently. and to no one's surprise Tobias bought it SO fast #hence the adventure part. 😭 travel would also be hilarious if he didn't tell Dino and found a way to take Ash (&possibly his men) overseas #He's not even going to bother thinking about the judging check box bc somehow now it's become funny. Ash can judge him all he wants

[amarriageoftrueminds]

genderfluid jekyll & hyde dubcon au idea:

Will starts a physical affair / FWB thing with (what he thinks is) Hannibal's sister (Hanne?), whom he meets outside Hannibal's office and who seems extremely attracted to Will from the get-go.

the Plot twist: Hannibal doesn't have a sister. 

Hannibal can turn into a woman at will.

#hannigram #hannibunny #ficbunny #au idea #idk if it would be like an alter ego who takes over and hannibal just wakes up with her memories once she's done playing #or if it would be hannibal in there the whole time #but maybe he doesn't have/show the full extent of his personality as her so it's still him will falls for...?? #hannibal's menu-stalking skills off the charts cuz he's disguised as a woman #slowburn of will figuring out that they're somehow the same person and also the chesapeake ripper #ends with will and 'hanne' running away together? on a plane to paris? #hannibal flipfucking will by flipping genders IMAGINE 😭 #amotm this is my design #yet each man queues the thing he loves #hannibal as woman = someone like laetitia casta or kristen scott thomas photoshopped with brown eyes

[guinevereslancelot]

why do i have an almost date tomorrow 😬

#its a video call but i metna guybin a dating app i joined today #we're probably not very well matched he's clearly a genius and an overachiever #he lives really far away but he's moving close by to get his PhD next year #and he's a lawyer #i didn't ask but he's probably getting his phd at one of the fancy ivy league schools in the area 😭 #he sent me an op-ed he published and everything #he's two years younger than me and achieved more than i ever will in my life hopefully he doesn't think im lame and dumb lol #i probably couldn't make it work bc of how badly ive done in school and life he will probably think im stupid :( #but he seems nice so far tho he was clearly disappointed my eyes were brown 😆 #anyway lawyer doctor may be out of my barely graduated high school and community college now currently unemployed league #lol #but we'll see #in all seriousness he's probably too intense and overachieving i need a laid back chill person lol #also he's moving a tiny bit fast? hard to tell but i dont have much experience online dating idk lol #anyway wish me luck i wasn't expecting an instant date after joining the app lol ✌️😅 #also he works forna charity #and i garuntee he's going to harvard or something for his phd thats the only reason to leave his current area to do it in massachusetts #i was literally like this guy cant be real but he is lol

[kkujo]

people who still think kira and josefumi are related are literally the stupidest people ever oh my god

#a) it was literally only a theory based on ONE frame where fumi had the star birthmark. note how #1. kira didn't have it in that pic. 2. josefumi didn't have it in LITERALLY ANY OTHER FRAME including him as a child. 3. it's the first pic #of him and clearly his design wasn't 100% yet bc he had some different details (his eyes & shirt collar) #and 4(?) araki has made mistakes before e.g. the kakyoin polnareff earring thing etc etc #b) it's literally clarified that they're not related with the family trees. the only link between them before meeting #was that josefumi's grandfather found joseph joestars sandal with his name on it and named josefumi after that #IF JOSEPH WAS JOSEFUMI'S FATHER. WHY WOULD HIS GRANDPA NAME JOSEFUMI AFTER HIM. #IT'S LITERALLY CLARIFIED THAT JOSEPH IS A STRANGER TO THEIR FAMILY. #c) people seem to think they're somehow cousins/uncle and nephew bc of the jotaro&josuke link #but??? they're not parallels of josuke and jotaro??? it's a whole different universe #and josefumi is kind of a parallel to josuke but ALSO a parallel to jotaro being a kujo right. #kira is a parallel to jotaro being holly's son but also a parallel of KIRA OBVIOUSLY and kyo is a parallel of jotaro also AND okuyasu #while yasuho is a parallel to okuyasu and also koichi etc etc etc IT DOESN'T LINE UP LIKE THAT ! #it's never ever been even implied that they're related 😭 #the only reason people think it is bc of theories based on what's most likely a mistake #and people saying they're brothers is even weirder like???? where did you even get that from holy shit #read jojolion again and actually look at the details of their family trees and their backstories. you are literally wrong #and people are always so annoying about it too

[eorzeashan]

still thinking about how Eight doesn't want to run into other Echani in the wild because he's afraid they'll see right through him and know the kind of man he is at first glance (an honorless killer) and the knowledge that he no longer fits even in his own culture's society would be too harsh a blow to bear, but unbeknownst to him it'd probably just make him more attractive in their eyes lolol

#swtor #ooc #eight: i can never look another member of my species in the eye for what i've done. they would see all of my sins and a warrior doomed #like 90% of echani: good LORD this is the STRONGEST warrior ive ever seen in my life..and that solitude...we will be married in the spring #echani are super social with their own kind so seeing a literal lone wolf would probably appeal to many. #old fashioned ones would see it as undesirable but i imagine it's like having a type for bad boys LMFAO #eight is right though lone wolves are not typical mate material #but he's thinking about it completely the wrong way as if it's wholly unattractive and not a new kind of awakening for some 😭 #probably the fault of his traditionalist family #not to mention that would be completely overshadowed by his achievements in battle #he goes back to Eshan afraid of being ostracized but is spammed with courting duels instead and is like this is a completely DIFFERENT kind #*of problem #echani are so funny. judges your martial ability as peak attractiveness first #I imagine echani are also drawn to other social species if they can't find a battleworthy mate #but when they marry humans or something the first reaction is always 'oh....they don't look very....strong. well as long as you're happy' #insert i didn't know you liked them...tall from fresh prince of belair #man no wonder eight just pretends he doesn't have any family #being full echani but part thyrsian is also its own set of problems

[taegularities]

Tae should really hire me as his assistant. I'll keep all his songs safe and organized with lots of backups so he won't ever ever forget lol

please do, there's not a single army that wouldn't be grateful for that lmao 😭🙏

#but like i do wonder :') doesn't he have a manager or co-producer who keeps an eye on stuff #how does tae just lose stuff i'm upset 😭 so many good songs lost lol #notes for rid 🌹 #anon

[todds-rwby-liveblog]

Ruby really just fucking went into the Ever After finding out just how badly all of her plan with Amity and getting help fast failed on top of the knowledge that she will always be a target for Salem to Grimmify her or worse for the rest of her life and also the way she has NO idea whether her mom is dead or worse anymore and having it left up to her imagination. AND on top of finding out that Atlas fell and so many people died and in the end it was quite literally all for nothing. AND on top of that Penny died anyway despite the fact that everything that she’d ever wanted (finally being seen as more than just a war machine and making new friends) was finally coming true. Everything has well and truly gone to all shit possible in her mind, Penny dying wasn’t even a last straw for her it was like half the payload getting dropped on her at maximum velocity. I’m gonna go to bed <3

#the way having Silver Eyes is such a personal concept to Ruby's character and something that causes her so much pain and fear every day #I really hope they can explore it some more in Vacuo potentially #just #wanna be able to see all the other magical people who aren't Oscar describe just how it feels to them to have those powers some more #the Maidens are a long chain of souls that are carried between all those different people #SEWs are constantly getting genocided and are so far apart in time and space that most of them probably never nor ever will have any idea \ #\ just what they possess and how special and how dangerous it is #Ruby only found out through the Ozluminati and a survivor of said genocide #after she accidentally knocked herself out activating it while watching her friend die in front of her #and now from literal fucking god and the instigator of it as well #Now that Winter has fully embraced the power of Love and Friendship tm I think it would be really interesting to see a more empathetic #perspective on what inheriting a Maiden's powers means #especially since it was through a genuine emotional connection that was built up over a long time this time rather than just purely a last \ #\ thoughts type situation #at least from Winter's POV we know that aspect of the transfer has a ton of weight to her #wondering how fast Whitley and Willow are also gonna join the Ozluminati #no Schnee left behind from that 😭 #I'm also wondering if Whitley is gonna start to embrace his semblance how that his sister is a Maiden and his other sister is a huntress #and his mom's summon literally saved his life #and he doesn't have the business anymore bc Mantle is in the past and so is Atlas #so ik it's unlikely bc RWBY doesn't have time for filler but I really wish we could get an arc where Whitley starts to embrace that side of #himself some more #anyhoo enough rambles about magic people it's bedtime #riin rewatches v8

[iamnot-theboynextdoor]

lmao i saw my psychiatrist yesterday and the very first words he said to me were "have you seen it?"

#i know it's not his thing cause he said he couldn't get into s1 when i blathered on about it the first time #but i'm picturing like- he saw an advert or another client mentioned it and he went “i know who's gonna talk about this” #it's nice to have that in a positive way from someone #also was very nice when i got all sad about my mum thinking i'm so fucking annoying about it (hypocritically mind you) #(she goes on hours-long infodumps about sanditon and every other shows she likes and if i don't feign interest well enough she yells at me) #(hours is not hyperbole i watched the clock yesterday) #but if i talk about anything i like for five whole minutes she has to roll her eyes and say she doesn't care and the things i like sound ba #and then constantly condescendingly teminds me not to talk about my interests to others because ''not everybody likes the things you like'' #drives me nuts #anyway i got ashamed for liking a thing and my psych semi-jokingly gave me Permission to be a superfan which was really nice tbh #i'll miss the rapport we have when he leaves next year 😭 what am i gonna do

[noxtivagus]

head in hands thinking of hermes n ebenholz

#🌙.rambles #rereading question of life again a bunch today n. hermes.. searching for the answer to change in other stars. #my bro. my dear. beloved. i daresay the answer's been w you all along.. in a way #I FEEL. SO MUCH FOR HERMES. BCS HE FELT SO LONELY N DIFFERENT IN THE IMPERFECT SOCIETY OF ETHEIRYS #but bro if you're an aberration then fuck it i'll. be one too yk? you won't be alone #i haven't finished lingering echoes yet on yt or wtvr but #that freedom he rlly yearned for.. that touches me so much. i can't even begin to explain it oh my god #out of all my favs in ffxiv i probably talk abt hermes the most. in terms of his chara he's probably my fav #but alphi n emet-selch r equally as special as well i rlly don't have a fav in ffxiv 😭 #in arknights. i rlly don't know much yet but with chara design there's mostima n lappland that definitely caught my eye the most #but. even w those two n others as well. ebenholz i think was the chara that i knew wld be my fav #n then help my mind has two definite like. IDK HOW TO SAY IT BUT i'm rlly thinking of both hermes n ebenholz at the same time #n. one of my ocs too. who srs just. helpp i project sm unto him he's probably like my no. 1 ideal type #ständchen & dead butterflies & no plan r the three songs i'll obsess over today it seems >.> #dead butterflies w the context n the. word choice the imagery the emotion in it :^) so special. so meaningful. #to me it. it's like a persisting emptiness. a sorrow that doesn't ever quite go away. fitting w the context of yk yeah i think #no plan! hozier! THE LYRICS R SO PERFECT MY MAN ILY #i rlly relate w the meaning behind the lyrics of the song <3 #n then ständchen T_T EBENHOLZ.. N THEN. YK THE MELODY FROM SCHUBERT #i love music so so much. n everything about music. the meaning behind it n what it means to me as well n. yeah. YEAH #wait. i'm still obsessed w doomsday :^) sobs n talk from hozier too.. n. running in the dark. yeah #doomsday.. dealing w loss. inevitability of mortality. talk w the flowery insincerity oh my god. n then. #running in the dark i can't even rlly say bcs the song is just. rlly means a lot to me personally T_T it's so comforting #once i learn more of arknights! i will certainly write what i think of it in a different light someday #i think. i can rlly emphatize w these song themselves. the meaning behind them n the context n #i'm also very aware of what it personally means to me n #that small certainty in smth that's rlly just so vastly uncertain brings me some ounce of comfort. #curiosity of the unknown gives me comfort too. i've never rlly been one to hide or run away from what i fear bcs i still find it interestin #i just. rlly love sm things in life. i'm rlly glad i can still hold unto this part of me despite the painful things as well #but i'm one that. i. have to appreciate life wholly. it gets overwhelming tho but i still strive to just be myself n what that means to me.

[yeonban]

✔ for Chrollo & Shalnark! (and maybe Kalluto too if you want!)

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours. Italicized for maybe/depends, normal for unsure, crossed out for never.

Chrollo & Shalnark

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar (maybe to get someone persistent off of Chrollo) | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online (just for funsies) | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Kalluto & Shalnark

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

#muse: shalnark kurta. #deathfavor #The sheer favoritism in thisfhdsfyhdsjdssfjsk #Chrollo's his 2nd favorite person in the entire troupe it's kinda hard to match or outdo that sorry to Kalluto </3 #Shal's that one Gordon Ramsay meme w the 'oh dear oh dear' vibes for Chrollo but the 'you donkeys' vibes for the other members 😭 #There's smth about the way they were best friends since childhood/teenagerhood and imo understand each other best in the intellectual sense #When Shal wants sb to understand what he's talking about or wants advice or smth similar he instantly beelines to Chrollo out of everyone #He loves the entire troupe they're all his reason d'etre but he can't deny Chrollo's his Best friend & Shal has the softest of spots for hi #EVEN MORE SO after we've seen how Shal was the first to join in on Chrollo's idea of creating the troupe & has been his right-hand man sinc #There's a familiarity & comfort in their bond that no one else can rly live up to in Shal's eyes other than their fellow founding members #which leads me to Kalluto. Shal's pretty neutral on him overall? but he's friendly to him as he is w any newcomer to the troupe #it's probably bc Kalluto's still so new and Shal has some. trust issues here and there esp via the fact that Kalluto's a Zoldyck #but in due time w Kalluto remaining w the troupe Shal comes to think of him as smth similar to a younger brother #they'll still never have the same kind of bond Shal has w the founders but at least he'll see Kalluto as family too #for now they're p much coworkers on friendly terms that Shal doesn't exactly have much info on nor a lot of things to talk about with

[sugaroto]

The other week a guy was sick for a few days and didn't come at school and when he was back one of the teachers was like "Where's your homework?" And he was like "I couldn't study I was sick"

And the teacher (who loves to flex about everything and talk shit about his coworkers) was like "so what? that means you can't study? I got more job done last year, when I was quarantined. You know, I was tested positive but I was completely fine with no symptoms and did everything I needed to do and had so much free time to myself"

And the student was like "I was actually sick in bed"

The teacher didn't really pushed it from there but dude- wth

I'm also sick now, not even dying in my bed, my thermometer only reached 37.1 last night but my nose was fucked up yesterday and my throat left the chat

And I was trying to translate a Latin passage and I could not fucking do it

When we were syntaxing in class I was like hey this passage is easy I already know what it says : D

And when I tried to translate it yesterday I had no fucking idea what that devilish demonic ancient dead language was saying to me-

And Latin is my fave subject btw-

I had to fucking use Google translate cause I couldn't remember what a bunch of words meant

It's awful

So yeah- anyways if someone says they can't do something cause they're sick don't flex your sicking abilities

#btw i have a friend who whenever hes sick takes advantage of everyone in his family #like he doesn't even feel that hes sick #he feels completely fine until his mom is like hey your eyes look weird are you sick? #and then he goes oh yeah right im dying and wont even move from his bed #once he called his mom to open his Playstation cause he was too bored to sit up and do it himself but he was fine #and the poor woman had no idea how to open that shit😭 #well all that according to him of course 🤷‍♀️ #sugaroto #sugarenia talks #sugarenia #sugarenia has friends #sugarenia school stuff

[princekirijo]

As much as I love my Black Captain AU [black mask!Riku AU name because I'm so creative] I could never turn it into a comic just because trying to get Mordred to fit in frames and still have him be size accurate would be a pain LMAO

#black captain au #oc tag #he's huge 😭 #i redesigned him AGAIN because thats all i ever do with my characters and i think i finally have him down #not as fucked up looking as i want him to be but like close enough #he was supposed to be 60ft overall but now he's 60ft standing up 💀 #hes snake like so hes probably gonna end up over 100ft 😭 #if anyone wants like a visual of that imagine a dragon head #imagine riku who is 6ft 1ish #now imagine him standing beside Mordred's head #he would be the same height as the bottom of Mordred's jaw to just above his eye socket 💀 this guy is HUGE #i just like big fucked up dragons what can i say #im playing some more with the colors and then its back to the outfit request 😈 #'prince how tf would mordred fit in a palace if hes that big' see riku doesn't care about the palace he and Mordred just plough through #it would be very impractical in game but listen my au my design my rules 💀💀💀 #y'all remember last year i started doing these random riku facts post? maybe time to bring them back #im coping with going back to uni tomorrow 😩