#he is my sworn enemy

[bunicate]

seeing da most delish tags with the incest + blowjob + daddy kink + spanking combo jus for it to be for g*jo s*toru >_> i will defeat him

#he is my sworn enemy #i fall 2 my knees everytime #dnt u fink kento would be much better suited ??? sobs sobs snifls #i need to be SAVEDDDD ! ! #pwease m begging #I litrly can’t stand him #wud i have sex wit him . . #mimi will not answer #i wud nvr fold #idc if he’s 6ft . . wit big hands and big pretty dicc nuh uh #i dun care if he’s FUNNI either ! ! #idc if his voice is nice eitherrrrrrr #˚｡⋆୨ 𝓫𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓼 ୧˚

[mysticalsoot]

welcome!

Ello there!! I decided a while ago to abandon my old Tumblr and make a new one. was the descion out of anxiety? most definitely but I'm here now so might as well embrace it.

A few things to note about me;

My name is Connor, but you can call me Aidan too. I don't mind either way.

Ive been writing for 10+ years, and writing fanfic/fan works for about 7 or 8 years.

I'm demi aroace but I usually just say I'm ace cause it's easier (I'm also gay and trans ftm :)

My pronouns are he/him!

I have a lot of interests but the ones that are the most intense and have stuck around the longest are dsmp/mcyt and space stuff!

I'm a reality shifter as well so I may talk about that from time to time.

Im autistic! sometimes I project onto the characters I write so if someone seems autistic coded, they probably are lmao.

I hope to post consistently but I tend to be pretty bad at that.

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on a final note, my requests are open! I'll leave a list of characters/creators I feel comfy writing for and my guidelines for requests/my account. feel free to reach out through asks or dms!!

cc, c, arg, etc Wilbur

Techno (c! mostly)

any of SBI, all platonic besides wilbur

dsmp or mcyt cc/c

James Marriott (platonic/romantic)

there's probably more but that's all I can think of :)

guidelines ↓

- i won't write any nsfw regardless of whom I write about, I'll stick to fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, etc. no smut at all. makes me ill. suggestive flirting is alright-- 0-o

- I probably won't be writing much romantic stuff for anyone other than James or Wilbur (unless requested otherwise)

- my acc is a safe space for everyone so I will not tolerate hate of any kind (anti shifters, dream/mcyt antis, homophobes, racists, xenophobes, misogynists, sexists, etc are not allowed. please block me if you are one of the listed groups.)

- I'll probably be writing whatever I'm fixated on most at the time so it could change (it's been mcyt/lvjy for the past six months so)

- I will stick to writing the reader w they/them pronouns or without mentioning them at all but if you request something and have specific pronouns you want me to use, lmk!

#dsmp #dsmp wilbur #mcyt #mcyt x reader #dsmp x reader #cc!wilbur x reader #cc!wilbur #c!wilbur #james marriott #he is my sworn enemy #why do i bother with him #okay im getting distracted

[commissionsdarian]

People really don't understand the difference between net worth and actual money sitting in the bank. no, X can single handedly not end world hunger . Also his net worth is mostly his stocks -

This was about Bill Gates 😭

I don't keep up with Bill Gates personal life, how would I know who "he" is referring to. I saw net worth and giving money, same thing, connecting dots

#please don't send me Bill Gates information #he is my sworn enemy #I'm preparing to go to war against him #I don't want to know about his net worth or stocks #darian answers stuff #rp #oc

[ominouspuff]

Continuing this fix-it AU where Commander Fox springboards off the deep end into a full-on rebellion, featuring unlikely allies belatedly finding out they are allies far too late to stop being allies but then again it’s never too late not to throw a terrifyingly destructive fit about it (Maul)

Close-up’s under the cut

#fan art #artists on tumblr #star wars fanart #star wars: the clone wars #fix it au #commander fox #obi wan kenobi #padme naberrie #darth maul #Fox - this NEW ally I found is amazing he too hates the Chancellor and he’s giving me guns to use which is my favorite thing #Obi-Wan - Oh perfect I can’t wait to meet this mysterious ally #Maul - Bet #rebel!fox #Maul/the ever present urge to yeet into the void when you realize you’ve been helping your second most hated sworn enemy #feat. Padme slowly but surely losing her will to keep the pinky extended #My sole goal was to come up with context so I could draw that Maul face and it got out of hand #Repurposing GAR Armor AU

[saintalessia]

"gods not this again" how often has spawn tav asked about freedom?

#ascended astarion you are my sworn enemy #you can mention ascending to god gale but he just gives his generic potential response #bg3

[hamletthedane]

imagine you go into X-men ‘97 thinking it's another cool superhero show where they fight bad guys, deal with mutant discrimination, etc etc

but turns out it's really a three-season long lawsuit in probate court contesting the Last Will and Testament of Charles Xavier. the X-men have to prove by preponderance of the evidence that Charles Xavier was unduly influenced to change his will to benefit Magneto. Magneto must prove to the jury that his relationship with Prof X met the legal standard of common law marriage (they secretly lived together, they held themselves out to the public as a married couple, etc). Wolverine accidentally kills the bailiff and has to prove his innocence.

I mean, *I* would watch that

#x men 97 #lawblr #okay I’m pretty sure that would be tailored ONLY to my interests but hear me out- #Charles leaving everything to eric is so funny I’m sorry #like I know he’s our sworn enemy and has tried to kill all of us multiple times but also he’s a great lay sorry yall #x-men looking through the phone book trying to find a probate litigation attorney

[giantenemyrobot]

WHY'D HE SIT LIKE THAT

SIR you are NOT beating the gay allegations !!

#theres literally so much to talk about in this scene ik #but i CANNOT get over how he sat like that #i get its supposed yo be a power move like “yeah im so relaxed talking to my sworn enemy” #BUT THATS SO GAY #the tension they have is un be fucking lievable #i cant take it #i feel like i dont need to ship it its borderline canon #megop #i guess #megatron #transformers idw #idw megatron

[wlwalls]

if this chair wasn’t here we’d have a clear shot of the triangle, i’m about to jump

#green chair you are now my sworn enemy #he’s really ankles out backstage and i have to live with that? #🔪🔪🔪

[cienie-isengardu]

I remember scrolling MK reddit and a post basically asked why Bi-Han let Sareeena live and consensus was basically Bi-Han thinking with his lower head and feeling bad for her, though a lot of people leaned towards Bi-Han being horny unironically and sparing her because he thought she was pretty and because he didn't seem her a threat.

Like lmao, I get Bi-Han is not socialized that great and I can see where people are coming from but I'm hoping he's not that shallow lol.

Nah, Bi-Han is not that shallow. The man does not comment on women's beauty - or anyone’s for that matter, the way the clearly horny characters do, like Johnny, Erron or Kano. His intro dialogues also has no sexually creepy undertones, the way Kano and Mileena sometimes imply things. So I think it is safe to assume that Bi-Han in general is not a sexually driven type of person. 

It would help a lot if the game or tie-in material gives us more direct reasoning for his action, however even the provided basic knowledge allow us to see the main difference between Scorpion and Sareena and it’s not about gender (though that may play some secondary role), but the fact that Hanzo, presumably, wanted to kill Sub-Zero, not for rivalry over the Map but because he was a Lin Kuei, an sworn enemy of Shirai Ryu clan, while Sareena was doing just her duty - following Quan Chi’s orders and there was nothing personal about their fight. So in a sense, Bi-Han could feel some kinship with the woman even despite her attempt at stopping his effort to save Earthrealm and trying to kill him, because he understood well what it means to serve merciless masters, as he himself, no matter how praised, was ultimately just a tool in Grandmaster’s schemes. Sareena has never been anything other than another obstacle in his path to beat down Quan Chi and steal the amulet back, so I can see why murdering her could feel pointless as it didn't serve any real goal of his.

Hanzo on other hand was tipped by Quan Chi about Sub-Zero’s mission - something the sorcerer did not deny at all 

Quan Chi: Greetings, I see the ninja has been successful in retrieving my map... as I have forseen.  Sub-Zero: Let's get something straight... I am not a ninja. I am Lin Kuei. Scorpion was a ninja!  Quan Chi: Ah yes, your Japanese counterpart. It's unfortunate that you happened upon him in your battle with the pesky Shaolin monks.  Sub-Zero: Scorpion was tipped off... he knew I was breaking into that temple, and if he weren't there - there wouldn't have been a battle! You are responsible for this sorcerer!

and as the game shows, Scorpion managed to get inside the Shaolin Monks Temple before Lin Kuei. But instead of quietly stealing the man and getting the hell out of the place while his rival was busy fighting Shaolin Monks, Scorpion literally was introduced as a man who mocked and provoked Sub-Zero  (“You will fail. Hahahaha”) and challenged him to fight over the Map ("The map is mine Sub-Zero. Fight!").

When the both men met again in Netherrealm, Hanzo accused Bi-Han for killing him in cold blood to which Bi-Han responded he had no choice. 

Warrior: I am a dead man. But somehow you have retained your mortality, which would mean you are vulnerable to death.  Sub-Zero: Wait... I know your voice.  Scorpion: Yessss... I am Scorpion. You killed me in cold blood.  Sub-Zero: I had no choice. If I had not stolen that map I would be the dead one.

Maybe Sub-Zero did not trust Scorpion to not attack him again as he did not believe Shirai Ryu would respect the act of mercy. Maybe he figured out he must kill his sworn-enemy, because Lin Kuei tradition demanded that and if Grandmaster learned about Sub-Zero sparing Scorpion’s life, he would be severely punished. Whatever was the reason, Bi-Han took no pride in killing Shirai Ryu, as he did not boast about that. When returning to Lin Kuei Temple, Bi-Han greeted the leader with “Grandmaster, in honor of the Lin Kuei, I bring you this sacred Map of Elements.” but there was no as a bonus, I also killed the filthy Shirai Ryu dog. Instead, he was clearly angry at Quan Chi for creating the whole situation in the first place by hiring the second assassin of the enemy clan (“[Scorpion] knew I was breaking into that temple, and if he weren't there - there wouldn't have been a battle! You are responsible for this sorcerer!).

So to my understanding, killing Hanzo was dictated by unfavorable circumstances and long-termed enmity between Shirai Ryu and Lin Kuei clans that forced Bi-Han’s hand while Sareena was just a demoness doing her job the same way as he was doing his. Frankly, Fujin too was not killed by Bi-Han, nor I don’t think sources implied he attempted to murder any Gods of Elements or Shaolin Monks on purpose - otherwise I think Raiden would be much more angry at the Lin Kuei assassin. Or at least mentioned that, in similar fashion to intro dialogue in which Liu Kang said "The Shaolin's losses have left many angry" to past!Scorpion, who took part in murdering Shaolin Monks in MK11.

Also, when Sareena came to aid Bi-Han in his fight against Quan Chi, Sub-Zero was understandably surprised by demoness’ action:

Sub-Zero: Why did you help me?  Sareena: You are still mortal... that means you can escape the Netherealm.  Sub-Zero: There won't be anywhere to go if I don't get the amulet back.  Sareena: Take me with you... I've waited an eternity to escape.  Sub-Zero: You don't understand. I can't leave without the...

but there is literally zero implication he finds Sareena sexy or hot or trying to pull the card “I spared your life so you own me” to get a “reward” from her. I repeat, a relatively sexy/beautiful lady just asked Sub-Zero to take her with him and Bi-Han’s mind was solely on the mission - getting back the amulet before Shinnok destroys his realm. 

Dunno about you all, but that interaction for me doesn’t sound like Bi-Han was thinking with his dick or in any way ever was smitten by Sareena’s beauty; he was a man on a mission and there is a chance he may be just more merciful than people want to give him a credit for. 

The last one brings me back to MK9, in which I still think Bi-Han's head gesture was a voiceless support for Johnny to not kill Baraka, the same way Raiden did for Cyrax. He may not have any love for strangers, he may mock Hanzo, but I don't think he is the cold killer that takes pleasure in killing like some characters do.

#mortal kombat #my replies #bi han #sareena #sub zero #hanzo hasashi #scorpion #quan chi #hanzo was unlucky but the question is if bi han saved his life would he respect that? #while sareena there is a chance they had some mid-fight talk that gave bi han the sense it is not personal for her she is doing her job #so the threat was less than letting the sworn enemy to stay alive #i'm trying hard to remember if original bi han even made any comment about women's beauty and nope nothing comes to my mind right now

[tbcanary]

yeah yeah tom king this tom taylor that geoff johns the other thing. i need people to start recognizing the plague that is scott lobdell.

#SpongeBob holding out his hands meme TO BE CLEAR ALL THE OTHER GUYS ALSO ARE BAD WRITERS OFTEN IF NOT ALWAYS #I JUST FEEL LIKE NO ONE TALKS ENOUGH ABOUT HOW BAD LOBDELL IS #and as he is my SWORN ENEMY I feel the need to POINT THAT OUT #text.tb #sometimes when I’m writing fic I get in my head about how I don’t know the whole character backstory and I haven’t read every issue #and I will get things wrong #and then I remember lobdell is a published comic writer. and I. #I don’t feel so bad suddenly.

[love-killed-the-superstar]

IS IT MORALLY ACCEPTABLE TO KILL CUSTOMERS WITH MY MIND

#im at my breaking point #exploded at work and nearly cried #FUCK THIS GUY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ HE'S MY SWORN ENEMY NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[awzominator]

Wooo first round of Villains!!

Not as detailed Bc these guys aren’t as developed yet. Shredder is still Oroku Saki in my version but there’s no love triangle Bc that shit is lame af. Now he gets pissy Bc he can’t get access to a hidden warrior tribunal Bc Tang Shen said no. Kraang is a woman Bc I say so. We need more deranged lady scientists in my opinion. She’s all kinds of messed up…Jennika is an angry kid who wants the world to burn (ya know teen stuff) Lastly, TigerClaw who is a fashionista and mercenary. Will literally judge you for wearing graphic tees while killing ur fam. He’s got his priorities straight.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt shredder #oroku saki #kraang #tmnt jennika #tmnt tiger claw #my beloved tortlez #TigerClaw would def hate Leatherhead and everything he wears #probably makes him his sworn enemy while LH is blissfully unaware #if u see spelling mistakes no you don’t #Awzominator art

[vonlipvig]

jell0apocalypse getting hate on twitter let's gooo

#^not exactly right i think he's been on a bunch of questionable situations right? #IDK i dont actually know him i just hate him viciously because of the dgs playthrough #no idea what else he's done. he's my sworn enemy just for that. #according to jules

[starbuck]

i’m actually totally mentally fine now because a hot old man likes and respects me and hyped me up to rest of the community 😌😌

#he would do NUMBERS on here - y’all don’t even understand #he’s so so so so SO attractive #he has a very unique and expressive face and an indescribably engrossing aura #i… ASSUME that other people feel this as well?? #but i haven’t gotten confirmation yet #i’ve honestly never felt more drawn to another person in my life #and like. he is a happily-married presumably straight man - for the record #i have no intention but to be entirely professional about the whole thing outwardly #but inwardly? HOOOOOOOOO BOY…… #🥵🥵🥵 #i am NOT normal about this man and i am VALID #(another fun detail of this story is that i considered him my sworn enemy for YEARS before i actually met him) #(at which time he IMMEDIATELY started describing the mating cycle of oil beetles to me in great detail and i went ‘OH 😳😳’) #anyways - being beloved by my community is WILD… #in an actually normal and off my oldmanfucker bullshit way - love is real

[sunshineram]

How was the first meeting between Mario and SMS King Boo and why did they fight? Was it different from the game?

a little

#king talk #sheep scribbles #sorry i had to #i really hope mario looks okay 👉👈 #ive never drawn him before #hats are my sworn enemy #another reason is well. him hurting the boos #but overall not really #king wanted to mess with people and mario tried to stop it #and king was upset that their fun got stopped #so he developed a grudge #thats it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #ft sms kings 'work outfit' also known as he buttons up his shirt a little and puts up his suspenders #thinking he. changes out of shorts but im unsure #btw if they actually became friends or something kings nickname for him would be 'cherrybomb' :)

[plesiosaurys]

why can't i tell the emperor to fuck off without being racist. i don't hate you because you have tentacles, or even that you were lying about having tentacles. i hate you because you're keeping this poor guy locked up and leeching his magic instead of just. asking him for help

#it made me so mad when i freed orpheus ans he was like. ok one of us needs to willingly transform into an illithid #i will honor u forever as a hero even though youre my sworn enemy #after the emperor kept telling us he would attack us on sight just have having tadpoles #IT WAS THAT EASY. #you didnt even TRY ???? #you just immediately jumped to ENSLAVEMENT???? #killing him. killing him with rocks #bg3 #andy original