#he loves them unironically

[nyason]

i can’t get the idea that bro loves k-pop out of my head

#fanart #homestuck #homestuck fanart #obligatory art tag #dave strider #hom3stuck #bro strider #hs #hs fanart #twice #kpop #he loves them unironically #stan twice

[canisalbus]

gothic lolita machete came to me in a dream

.

#HHWAH #but he unironically kind of makes it work though?? #I never realized that the leap from what he normally wears to gothic lolita would be this small #basically the same thing just a lot more lace and frills and embroidery #loving! the pomegranates! #it always makes me ecstatic when people find a way to include them or his other... symbols? motifs? objects of significance? #it's nice you kept the red gloves and red heels #the little crosses on the capelet and the stockings too hah #and the massive bow where the fascia would go #I support genderfuckery Machete by the way #his design and mannerisms have always been somewhat androgynous or at least that's what I've been trying to aim for #despite his sharp angular form he's supposed to have an aura of elegance and delicateness #at least on his better days when he's not in full rat man mode #given the choice he'd rather be called beautiful than handsome I'm pretty sure #folks have been mistaking him for a goth lesbian a whole lot lately so I can't be too far off #thank you this made me grin like an idiot when I opened the inbox #gift art #aggiepython #own characters #Machete

[thegroundhogdidit]

psych is a show about a man and the three people he loves to a frankly insane degree

#and all three of them love him back to an equally insane degree! #psych #shassie #shules #shawngus #i think he should've gotten to unironically kiss them all on the mouth at least once

[parasocialcelebritycrush]

t4t team up of the century

#click for better resolution #for clarification #not a college au #more of a #man i wonder what they wouldve been like in college not au #he argues the fanny pack is for praticality purposes #but he unironically loves them #she argues he would have more friends if he didnt wear them #she's def the one who drives in the relationship #i personally dont ship them but i definitely see the appeal of #loser boy x scary girl #olivia octavius #liv octavius #doc ock #doc ock spidervers #jonathon ohnn #jonathan ohnn #johnathan ohnn #the spot #the spot atsv #the spot spiderverse #the spot across the spiderverse #doc ock atsv #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse

[moongothic]

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

So normally we only get fullblown, extended and dedicated flashbacks for heroic characters in One Piece, the characters who we're meant to root for. The literal only TRUE exception we've had to this rule was Big Mom's flashback. Even fucking Doflamingo's flashback was tied to Law and Rosinante's

So the fact that we haven't gotten a single fucking GLIMPSE at Crocodile's backstory is?!?

Like sure, we haven't gotten like a Moria flashback, but you know, he literally told us all we needed to know himself, AND we got to see glimpses of him in the Wano flashbacks. Arlong didn't get a flashback of his own, but he did get to cameo in Fisher Tiger's flashback. And Rob Fucking Lucci got a flashback that was 6 whooping panels long

BUT CROCODILE?? Not only do we know almost Fuck All about his story, but also have never gotten as much as a glimpse at it? But his backstory has been HINTED and TEASED at multiple times??

GUYS. FELLAS

Like. I am SURE the "Full Backstories for Heroes Only" rule is going to get broken again, but with Imu and Blackbeard already there just BEGGING to have their beans spilled, can we even be sure Sir Fucking Crocodile is somehow going to become A Villain So Dangerous To The Narrative that he ALSO should also recieve a Full Fucking Backstory?? For his Nefarious Schemes?? AT THIS POINT??

Y'all

I think it's more likely Oda's been saving up Croc's backstory because it might just completely recontextualize his entire character

#CROCODAD REAL?! #UNIRONICALLY #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #Crocomom #OP Meta #Moon posting #Sleep Deprivation opened my third fucking eye I can see the fucking Matrix #Unironically this is the thing that has pushed me back into actually believing in Crocodad despite the timeline #Because I genuinely can not imagine how else Crocodile could be turned into an (anti) hero if it's not Crocodad #And I can not imagine his villanous schemes needing a backstory to explain them at this point- not over BB and Imu #And I mean sure maybe we could get three whole Extended Villian Backstories for Imu Blackbeard and Croc #But I just feel like it'd be so unnececary #Because there is no fucking way Crocodile is going to become The Ultimate Villian of the Story again #Not without some Darth Vader bullshit happening #But since he's supposed to be based on Wagnas from Romancing SaGa 2 and Wagnas wanted to SAVE the world #Look I have a whole different post about that waiting in my drafts I'll post it later #Point is!! I can't imagine him becoming The Final Villian!! Not at all!! #Also yes there are characters like Mihawk who have like histories etc that I'm sure many people would love to learn about #The only difference is that we've never gotten as much as a hint at what kind of a backstory Mihawk might have #Meanwhile Crocodile Having A History is something that's been hinted at every arc he's appeared in pre-timeskip #Like we KNOW he has a story we just don't know what it is

[robanilla-arts]

SansxYouWeek2023 Day 7. I LOVE/love you

I'm soooo normal about him 😍😭🥰

@sansxyouweek / @htsan

#robanilla-arts #my art #sans undertale #sansxyouweek2023 #i am actually SOO PROUD of this lineart like unironically #im am LOOKING (disrespectfully) #hes so...... #he looks delicious #to ME #bahahahha #i love them your honor

[kharonion]

I've done my first attempt at a photo story... and of course, it had to be Emotional. 🥴

After Mikoshi, Vikt feels the pangs of guilt gnawing him. He's put the man he loves through some of the most harrowing things imaginable, between going to raid the Tower by himself (very akin to Johnny) and needing to be cared for as he fought for his life. When those feelings hit, he always comes to the safest place he knows: the rooftop of Dark Matter. Where it's quiet, calm, and still. And this is one of those first moments that Kerry finds him there...

𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎.

#this started as something else but their playlist Feels kicked my ass entirely akjhf #this is simple probably... but it was super fun to write and put together 🥺 #Vikt is always out here Thinking about all he has dragged Kerry through--some of it a Johnny Encore unironically #and he sometimes questions *why* Kerry puts up with it all #but we know it's because Kerry loves the fuck out of him 😭 #i love them your honor #khar vp #.photo story #oc: vikt #kerry eurodyne #x: dark matter in our space #v x kerry #male v #cyberpunk 2077 #c2077

[measlyfurball13]

I've been trying to muse why Tom Wachowski from the Sonic Movie works as a good character whereas all the other Generic White Dudes from similar live action/animated mixed movies failed. I'm talking movies like The Smurfs and Alvin and the Chipmunks, because let's face it, the Sonic Movie falls neatly into that genre.

TL;DR of my insane ramblings: Tom punches Eggman in the face, and that means everything to me.

Maybe it's because Tom isn't written as an asshole? Like, yeah, he definitely has his five minutes of "I don't know who you are, weird talking animal, why would I want to help you?" -but that's just it. It's five minutes. For the rest of the runtime, Tom spends his time getting to know and like Sonic. It feels like a lot of the other Generic White Dudes seem to barely tolerate their cartoon companions, despite the movie claiming that they've learned some grand "lesson" from their inclusion in his life. Tom has no third-act breakup, no Liar Revealed, no contrived misunderstandings or sudden betrayals of Sonic- he acts like how a decent person would. Somehow this is revolutionary. (Oh, and he actually loves his wife. Somehow this is also revolutionary.)

Maybe it's also because Tom slides naturally into the wacky cartoon hijinks instead of desperately trying to stay out of them. Films like Smurfs and Hop and Alvin and the Chipmunks constantly have the cartoon characters "ruining" the Generic White Dude's normal life with their presence. Tom's life and plans are ruined by Sonic, sure, but this is because Dr. Robotnik becomes his antagonist, too. Tom sees his house getting totally ruined by the cartoon villain who's hunting the cartoon animal and, instead of blaming the cartoon animal for it, he gets mad at the right person- the villain! Instead of lamenting "why are these talking animals happening to me?", he takes stock of the actual situation and goes "woah, this asshole wants to hurt this kid, that's not okay" and then proceeds to do something about it. He's got stakes in the outcome of the cartoon hijinks, which makes his presence in them feel like a natural inclusion rather than a random coincidence.

You get the sense that Sonic matters to Tom. The events going on in plot affect Tom. For Christ's sake, he gets a full character arc over the course of the runtime! Tom is a fully integrated part of the Sonic movie, core to it's DNA- you couldn't replace him without changing everything.

Because no other Generic White Dude besides Tom Wachowski would punch Eggman in the face.

#If anybody else has more coherent thoughts about this please add them to the reblogs #sonic movie #SCU #(sonic cinematic universe?) #tom wachowski #am I getting emotional over a generic white dude? yes your honor #I love him. unironically. he's a fantastic character #this post primarily focuses on the first movie #in the second movie he's less central #but he still cares about Sonic (and Sonic cares about him!) so much and it shows

[yonpote]

were you the person that mentioned that once pj had he/they in his bio somewhere??? or did i just dream that

if so where was it

i did mention it, it was on twitter for quite a few years actually, i cant remember when he removed it but it was relatively recently i think

#personally i do end up defaulting to he for pj a lot #but honestly i love it when peeps use theythem for them :D #cuz honestly it should be like they is default unless otherwise proven #(unironically controversial statement within trans circles like theres nuance to that statement but ykwim)

[masonjarart]

OH their moral compass is in shambles it's shattered on the ground with quackitys corpse

The craving for a win is too strong

#this is so fucking funny #unironically love the lore implications of this tho #slime like lowkey trying to keep them on track and cellbits just like no I will win #hes reverting to old habits #we love to see it #qsmp spoilers #qsmp #character death mention tw

[steelycunt]

everyone get up and make some noise for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!! we're losing our minds over here for sirius' vivienne westwood two cowboys with their cocks out shirt!!

#sorry i uhh. wrote this yesterday and just have not been able to stop thinking about it since so you guys had to see it #google vivienne westwood two cowboys shirt you know the one i mean xx the famous one from SEX xx #unironically this scene went from being kind of difficult to get through to housing my favourite paragraph ive written so far. all because #of sirius black's gay cowboy shirt. also pretentious vaggio reference because well this is remus' pov after all and i have spent #the last few weeks poring over the caravaggio art book i got for christmas i love it sooo much xx #hes done like. 8 john the baptist paintings but theres a few specific ones that really. give me the vibes im going for with sirius' arms xx #he's sooo. well maybe i get it is all im saying #this fic is just. sirius' gay little outfits and descriptions of all the different mugs remus owns and lots of flat kitchens #it is also just. remus having the worst ever time of his life emotionally physically financially and then sirius. sitting next to him #engaging in the sluttiest behaviour you could possibly imagine and having a little smoke #tonight they are in james' kitchen xx he has cooked them all a chicken jalfrezi xx #my fic #snippet #r/s #tsah

[canisalbus]

I'd like to say that I love your art but never really saw the older stuff where Machete is just getting the shit kicked out of him by a homophobic universe so I only know your cute gay dogs as operatically dramatic dudes getting into Situations that only homosexuality can save them from.

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#Machete has a long history of getting the shit kicked out of him #it's still funny to me that there's now a significant amount of people that got to know him as one half of the cute gay dog duo #he's an angsty venty edgy misery sink of a character #folks that have followed my work for years have watched him get stabbed eviscerated and beheaded on the regular #this redemption arc of finding hope and love and coffee shops is a new development #answered #anonymous #I personally enjoy the boyfriend shenanigans greatly I'm unironically happy for them

[steakout-05]

i drew my babygirl Jon Arbuckle :)

his ass!!! it haunts me!!!! i tried to draw him taller but he just kinda ended up looking really stocky and i don't know how that happened,,, man's like 6 foot canonically. i think i was too focused on his ass and making his legs look cute lol

speaking of ass, i don't know why Jim Davis decided to give Jon such a dumptruck but i'm so glad he did. ever since the very beginning of Garfield in the 'Jon' strip, he's had a fat ass and i absolutely love that. it's just a cemented part of his character now and always has been XD

i drew 1978-1980 Garf from memory!! one of my absolute favourite things about classic Garfield is just how arch-shaped he is. he's just a fat little cat guy and i love him :) i always make sure i draw the arch shape when i draw Garfield sitting cause that's one of my favourite parts about drawing him

also here is Gnorm :) for those unaware, back in the very early 1970s, before Garfield was created in any form, Jim Davis made a little comic strip about bugs called 'Gnorm Gnat'. it was mainly about the little bug dudes getting into silly relatable little antics with snappy punchlines. it's got a few characters like Gnorm, a fruit fly named Freddy, a slug named Cecil, a smart worm called Dr. Rosenwurm and Drac Webb to name a few. for something so early, it actually has quite a few familiar aspects of what would later become Garfield. the same writing style, a similar art style to early Garfield/Jon, occasional references to Peanuts (a comic Davis grew up with), the German doctor character who later appeared in the 'Jon' strip, heck there's even a goofy bug named Lyman! additionally, the name "John Arbuckle" shows up in a strip where Dr. Rosenwurm reads a piece of poetry written by him (which was recycled into an actual early Garfield strip where Jon Arbuckle reads the same poem). in fact, it's so mildly familiar that the entirety of the September 9th, 1978 Garfield strip was recycled twice, first in Jon and then in Garfield!

unfortunately, Gnorm Gnat only ended up getting published in the local newspaper, Pendleton Times, following several rejections from various syndicates for the fact that bugs just aren't as relatable or funny to a lot of people as Jim Davis thought they were. of course, i think Gnorm Gnat is something very special to the history of Garfield and i quite like it for its significance. i think it's a cute little bug comic and i hope it gets rebooted someday :)

#jon arbuckle #garfield #gnorm gnat #jim davis #currently listening to the 'Arbuckle' soundtrack that Patricia Taxxon created :D #it's really good!!!! #i love her music it's so cool!! #y'know after learning to draw the guy i've become quite fond of gnorm #i already liked him before because he's interesting to garf history but like. #i think i'm slowly becoming an unironic gnorm gnat fan #if gnorm gnat has 5 million fans i'm one of them #if gnorm gnat has one fan that's me #if gnorm gnat has no fans i've been crushed by a giant shoe #oh yeah one of my favourite things about gnorm gnat is the urban legend that the comic ended with him getting crushed by a shoe #it didn't actually end that way (it actually ended with him thanking pendleton) but it's funny to think about #i think i actually have a sort of mandela effect memory related to that legend actually #like i felt like i had actually seen it online before but it was actually just a garfield comic i was misremembering where he squishes a bu #what's really funny about that legend though is that it has a tiny bit of truth to it. there is a gnorm gnat strip where a bug gets- #-squished by a shoe but it isn't gnorm #it was a random bug who's supposed to be one of those guys with signs who go and say ''the end is afoot!'' #and then he ends up getting squashed by a shoe #to which cecil slug says ''now that's what i call irony'' #so yeah someone does get squished but it wasn't the last strip and gnorm is fine #jim davis himself actually appears in a few strips represented simply as an omnipresent giant pencil which is really funny #i could ramble endlessly about this comic but i think i'm starting to run out of tags #there should be a gnorm gnat fandom i think

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

BULL PEPPINO MENTIONED IVE BEEN SUMMONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wasn’t sure whether or not to bring him up since i thought it fell under the category of werepino asks and didn’t wanna cause any trouble, but GRAHHHHHHHH I LOVE BULL PEPPINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i literally think about his design all the time i love it and you are so right and so cool and so goated for bringing him into existence bull peppino my absolute beloved <333333333

(Uwhuhsd, Thank you!!! It is always so nice when someone loves a design I do, even if they were supposed to be a one-off thing for fun lsdjlk

Bull Peppino is alright to ask about, just please don't spam me, bc that's the fastest way to make me not wanna answer (and it is in da rules!!!)

But I do appreciate you thinking about my feelings and holding off, rather than yelling at me to draw something like I am a free art machine. The vast majority of you guys are very considerate, and I thank you!!!

Just for you, here is a Bull Peppino, bc I need to warm up hehe

#ooc post #I am gonna start tagging the different Peps and Pinos for people to find easier #Bull Peppino #Peppino gets a lot of gifts ironically from his sister #but he uses them unironically bc he loves his sister and he loves free stuff kjfsklsdf

[potatobugz]

my reaction to the return of the gay sex book

#just roll with it #just roll with it riptide #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #just roll with it spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers #I GUESS ? #im gonna be so real im unironically happy for Finn Tidestrider like. go grandpa go actually #as funny as the old man yaoi book is i think looking at it from the lense of grandpeepaw exploring his sexuality #on the oversea. idk. good for him u know #grandpeepaw gets around #it was so funny though. oh my god. help me #P.S. IVE BEEN MAKING SO MANY JRWI TEXT POSTS CUZ I LOVE INFORMING MY NON-JRWI FAN FOLLOWERS OF MY ESCAPADES #i want everyone to know about the gay sex book #and that grizzly (the dm) wrote actually excerpts from the book #and that the first chapter was genuinely impressively written. to me. i think #suggestive #Yeag #anyways lets just say if he did have 2 grandpas he doesnt have 2 of them Anymore #literally i thought it was gonna b like how one of gillions parent came to be or something but um. Not Exactly #i love finn tidestrider btw. i am not immune to funny moustache

[pippyparty]

trying to get back into drawing oiuuughh ft one of my dip auz

#pip's art #i never flipped the canvaz thiz could look like shit for all i know #cw blood #cw dead animal #?? #poorly drawn but juzt in caze #i didnt feel like coloribg... #my head hurtz really bad #bazically thiz au iz juzt #pip getz sent down go earth from heaven to kill damien bcuz hez the antichrist #but he decidez not to after falling in love with him #exvept itz not like oh he changed hiz violent wayz juzt for him ❤️❤️ no he iz crazy inzane coo coo juzt in love now #and damien iz weirded out by him n shit bbut cant bring himzelf to hate him #theyre both #really out of character #at leazt from how i perceive them #but thatz kinda the point #im not really taking any of it zeriouzly #itz kinda bazed off the little cringe mary sue thingiez i would make when i waz younger so itz juzt #an excuze for me to be silly and not really tske it seriouzly #alzo yea about pip being crazy and coo coo i gave him a scythe but i donr know how to draw it yet #i choze a scythe bcuz #....??? #idk it remindz me again of thoze mary sue ocz i uzed to mske #unironically i kinda love mary suez #a lot actually #theyre really fun tk mske #andreally noztalgic #um ok im gonna keep napping now bye #heavenlypark