#he should keep in grown out

[monsieuroverlord]

HULLO?!?!?!

Akihiro's in the Sabretooth War Preview, as just revealed at NYCC

source here

There's some unlettered pages for Wolverine #41 plus a bunch of cover reveals

#HELLO??! #father-son bonding time?!?! #wut #!!!!!!! #that lil head bonk whatever you call it kills me #still mad they haven't had proper healing yet #but i'll take the crumbs for now #also still in love with aki's long beautiful hair #he should keep in grown out #anyways #daken #daken akihiro #fang #wolverine #james logan howlett #logan howlett

[deepfriedpaddymayne]

I know I roast Augustin for this moment all the time but also the more I look at it the more I want to bang my head against the wall because like. my immediate reaction to this is "my man how touch starved do you have to be to enjoy yourself in this situation" but we KNOW he's not touch starved. we see him be very physically comfortable with his friends. which brings me to my other question which is HOW REPRESSED do you have to be to enjoy yourself in this situation

#sas rogue heroes #augustin jordan #paddy x augustin #ok so here's the thing #i don't think augustin sees himself as repressed #i think he IS comfortable with his sexuality and that he knows what he wants #however i also think he keeps a pretty tight grip on all of it #so like. of course physical desire is fine he's a grown man but only when he can rationalise it and control it. #i genuinely think that's why he lies about having a wife after i think he just gets kind of overwhelmed with huh. you know. in this scene #and just blurts out the first thing that comes to mind #also because the moment immediately after that gif you can see him setting his jaw like he's annoyed #and I SWEAR at least some of that annoyance is at himself #anyway i think paddy should keep making him insane. never forget what they took from us #whoops ramble in the tag alert #i am sorry i have thoughts and crunchy is away and i am giving myself a short writing break so i need to get them out SOMEWHERE #oscar rambles

[shepards-folly]

Sleeping still, are you dead? Do you want to be, is that all that's left?

[Lyrics in the art are from Necromancer by Joy Again. The caption is from Winter Snakes by Joy Again]

#shep arts #posts from the queue #witchcraftsmp #wcsmp #not tagging properly cause im tired sorry #i wanted to do a pmv because I've been thinking about my little wc!jimmy au #but hhh i don't have the energy to a full pmv #of course i had to make this harder than it should have been tho... so it's lineless #uh the jist of the au is just jimmy is a ghost looking to be brought back or really even just to get someone to talk to #and he finds scott gets a crush and completely chickens out from talking to him #scott thinks he's been cursed by one of the others cause he's bein followed by a ghost but it disappears when he tries to confront it #it's not flower husbands because i really like milo and i like him and scott together #idk i was fixating on wcsmp and jimmy for a bit so kinda just i jumbled him into the story #the au doesn't have an ending or anything but i like to imagine part of jimmy's future is keeping an eye on the other witches #he's a bit of a silent friend for all of them until he finds his own peace in his death #perhaps not the most satisfying narrative but his story is already over when it starts. I think something quiet and kind is a good for him #might post about this au more. it’s lived in my head for a while and I’ve grown fond of it

[theinfinitedivides]

hold on babe where are you going we have to have our moral spiritual emotional and sexual awakening on this overpass you can't just leave like that

#tv: vigilante #vigilante #vigilante kdrama #nam joo hyuk #yoo ji tae #kim so jin #lee joon hyuk #kdrama #local gay watches Vigilante.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #hmmmm. so. we're back here again. #Heon is obviously not doing well. Ji Yong's not doing well either as is evidenced by how the first thing out of his mouth when they #meet is 'it wasn't my fault' #bitch. you think he wants to hear that. after Yeon Gil just died like that you think that's what you should be saying #i love my little bi menace but fr tho Heon should have punched him a little bit harder after that imo #still. Ji Yong's going to keep hurtling towards destruction and Heon is going to follow bc something in him is convinced it is his #duty to haul that boy out of sh*t. which it is but. yk. wild conclusion to come to at your grown age that this trainee has your ass #both whipped and whooped. good luck on creating a better date night than the havoc the two of you get up to Kang Ok #can speak for himself sksksksk

[starlooove]

I’m trying not to be a hater but that tiktok and comment section pissed me off so bad.

#the way the fics end in Bruce saying sorry and everyone coddling tim and tims like ‘well I was just a placeholder 🥺’ #the fun part about tim is that he made grown ass decisions at a little ass age that literally everyone told him would turn out bad #and then it turned out bad and he knows he dug his own grave so he just has to pretty it up as best as he can #and if he could go back in time he would do that shit again BECAUSE HE LIKES IT! BECAUSE ITS EXCITING! BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE ROBIN #that Robin is a job shit is a lie he told himself that literally nobody around but YALL the stupid ass audience believed #that’s like the crux of him I think #lying to himself to get the job done because he can’t let his emotions get in the way but unfortunately that’s not how it works #and when he realizes that he gets pissed at everyone else for not letting it work and himself for not making it work #he somehow thinks that he can remove this attitude as tim Drake when Robin is the crutch tim Drake leans on in adulthood #which is an issue because now everyone around him is moving and he’s still stuck at 14 knocking on dicks door and hoping that he’ll have to #make use of the suit he brought with him. not because he’s excited or anything but just in case #his friends and family died and came back Gotham gets destroyed every other day and rebuilt every other week everything keeps changing but #nothing is and he’s stuck in that cycle and maybe it’s his fault for not letting things rest but he refuses to accept that because he’s GOOD #as Robin he does excellent work and always has and nothing will change that not even a new Robin. his friends are all making names for #themselves and he’s still stuck under Bruce’s cape fighting a teenager to be robin. #THATS whats fun about tim #the writing is stuck rn I’ll give u that but the next move should be an acknowledgment of that #tim doesn’t wanna peak in high school so he has to move on but he doesn’t know how and matter of fact doesn’t know why! nothings been this #permanent before (<-LYING!) #but no whatever everyone hates him realizes they’re wrong and he leaves Gotham bc he deserves better but comes back bc he’s so nice. ok.

[emile-hides]

Fucked up little Meow Meow

#Fairy Tail #My opinion on him has not changed he's still tumblr's perfect little guy #He just keeps going huh. #They really said how fucked up can you fuck up a guy #What isolation will do to a mother fucker #I love a good isolation story I love a fucked up curse I love a Everything I Love Dies And It's All My Fault #I love a I Just Want To Start Again Try Again This Time I Will Make It Right #I'm making a Fairy Tail bad ending AU where Zeref does pull off the reset right now like as we speak #I have maybe 6 episodes left and my brain is running #AU where Mavis' curse activated when Makarov died killing half the guild and then Zeref's plan worked out #Guys August is really fucking me up where'd he come from how'd he happen I don't want to know but also #His existance is so messed up #Anyway he and Makarov should have grown up together fuck you Prett #AU where the dragon slayers grew up together as planned and Prett wasn't a bitch and raised August along side Makarov #and they were BROTHERS #I'm rewritting Fairy Tail there's so much I want to do #This is one of those worlds that just makes me want to mess with it #I want to twirl the timeline on my fork like spaghetti #AU where Laxus is a true Dragon slayer and was adopted after coming through the gate #AU where Erik is a true dragon slayer and was kidnapped after coming through the gate #Those two don't change anything other than Erik and Laxus also have dragon parents I think that's cool #Also Laxus being Makarov's ancestor thrown into the future is just. Very funny to think about #I want to make Fairy Tail AUs I'm done with canon I want to mess with it

[philtatosbuck]

mikaelson stans are deeply unserious but the worst kinds are the klaro klaus stans, the “klaus is a big meanie” elijah stans and the “kol is so mistreated” kol stans

#like i'm all for acknowledging klaus' wrongs #but you can't at your grown age keep blaming klaus for all of elijah's shit lmfao #you cannot keep using 'klaus always ruins what elijah has' when elijah is LETTING HIM #not only that but he HELPS HIM DO IT to their other siblings #elijah is not a victim of klaus' insanity he's a fucking enabler #if ANYONE could take on klaus pre hybrid and win. it was elijah. #he didn't do that. he willingly played a hand in klaus ruining damn near everyones lives #ESPECIALLY katherine but y'all love to pretend katherine should just ignore all that #elijah is quite literally the only one who could actually beat klaus' ass when he acts up but no! he's right by his side doing it too #i don't have words for the kl*ro klaus stans. idk who that bitch is lmfao #the 'kol is so mistreated' gang is just ridiculous #like. yeah. it'd be hard to deny he gets mistreated by his siblings #but he's not? some uwu baby? who needs to be 'protected' or defended #he's also a grown fucking man #the 'mistreated' thing goes out the window as SOON as he leaves his family's presence #he's done as much shit as they all have #there's no room for argument that he's 'better' than them #because we didn't see it on screen #just deeply unserious. all of you. #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #kol mikaelson

[ficsempai]

Me: *hating on Alhaitham* 😃

Some people: *Actually hating on Alhaitham*

Me:

#alhaitham #listen #i hate him #but like #lovingly #i just think he should be bullied a little #with affection #genshin impact #People just keep having bad take about him #especially because of Kaveh #but like Kaveh is a grown ass man who can handle himself #and I do believe Alhaitham is the only one who truly understands him #and in a way that’s why he bullies him so much #so that little architect get mad and get out of his constant guilt trip #also I love my babygirl but he needs some calling out #self-destructive behavior is not a hot look cutie #kaveh #like they were bff people #there’s a reason

[yeonban]

Soma's bushido summed up:

#muse: date soma. #That's one of Soma's canon quotes from 15 years ago btw... it's an embedded belief by present day #Naotora in his speech patterns: (flexible) want to. should [do x bc he feels it's a good idea]. #Soma in his speech patterns: (rigid) have to. can't [do x bc it isn't smth that's allowed]. #Not to say he doesn't /want/ to see a better world. He does. but the more idealistic version of him died over a decade ago #He wouldn't be pushed to keep going by just thinking that he 'wants' to do something or 'wants' to see something happen #what is 'want' in a society that represses individuality and calls for everyone to live for their nation/clan rather than themselves #'must' and 'have to' are firmer concepts that he can hold on to. it means there are /important/ things at stake if he doesn't follow thru #Ask Naotora what he wants and he's going to list off a hundred things as easily as he breathes #Ask Soma what he wants and he's going to stare at you like you've grown a second head bc wdym what he /wants/ #Naotora is what he wants to be first and foremost. Soma is what he needs to be first and foremost. #It's why I'm so :') at his interactions w/ Seiroku bc he doesn't /have/ to be anything around him and that's a VERY novel feeling #Soma w/ his people: I'm their captain -> I must never show them weaknesses. I have to be an unshakeable stronghold #Soma w/ the grand generals: We're friends but also rivals -> I have to remain on my guard about their propositions & not show any weakness #Tsubasa's kind of an exception but EVEN W/ HER... Soma doesn't /fully/ let his guard down; altho it's mainly out of force of habit #He does trust her; and he does a lot of things she wants him to bc he has a soft spot for her & knows she doesn't mean him harm #but at the end of the day... ALL of the grand generals are competing against each other #there are only so many resources they can use (esp in this arc) and their duty; which comes first; is to ensure their own band's survival #so despite trusting Tsubasa; at the back of his mind he's prepared for the eventuality of her choosing the Tokugawa over their friendship #He cherishes his childhood friends but man is there a LOT of baggage and a very specific detachedness in his interactions w/ them #That for the better or for the worse aren't there (at least rn) in his interactions w/ Seiroku which allows Soma to Be Himself

[blueprint-han]

did i make a mistake?

#sigh dawnie crush issues in the tags #so yeah fair warning #........................................................................................................................................... #idk man I just. i feel like instead of getting closer weve grown more distant ever since he asked me out and its killing me man #i dont wanna be hurt. im so fragile rn and just starting to heal from the years of trauma i faced in my family. when i try to talk #about any issue i have to him he just. ignores the text #or gives me a very dry response which hey. im not trying to say u should listen to my issues all the time. i get that some people dont want #to. but i would just much rather have someone tell me that directly yk? just a hey i dont do well with rants. but the thing is he said hes #fine with them. but then when i get nothing to address it i just. i feel hurt. like... ive started to wonder if hes just keeping the #relation for namesake at this point but ik that isnt true. weve only been dating 2 weeks or so i shouldnt judge so soon. but man its hard #to not overthink ive always been conditioned to do that. ive always been super excited when he plans a date (which he doesnt even call #a date) but when i try to plan smth its always that he has some other plan to attend to which again i get it im not the jealous date who #asks her s/o to be for her every waking moment but yk it does hurt and i feel instead of just letting it bottle up its better to admit it. #i tried to ask him to get cotton candy once and he said wed go the next day and then he forgot. never asked me a time or anything. i didnt #think of it much cuz hed gone to meet a friend outside the city and he mustve been tired. yesterday i asked him again and he said he was #again going outside the city to meet his 12th grader friend. man am i jealous of that girl who gets to spend more time with the guy #who asked me out than ive collectively spent with him #and no i dont mean this in a toxic way like “oh hes meeting other girls he shouldnt do that” i just. man i pictured so much out of my first #relationship. and i got nothing. not one thing out of it. i guess it makes sense cuz my love language is mostly physical touch and u cant #really do that in a campus in India. and its also wrong of me to hold him to such high standards of a perfect relationship when the guy #himself has been in one for the first time (i assume?) but like i said id rather not try to hide my emotions and express them out openly. #theres still so much more about this that i feel wrong but the thing is its confusing cuz i feel like the two years of torture in my house #has made it so that the trauma from never hearing i love you wnd words of affirmation from my parents has been reflecting off this place. #its wrong of me to do this but i expected everything that i couldnt recieve to be fulfilled in a relationship and i now realise how stupid #i was yk? cuz its wrong of me to put such harsh expectations on him like that. i feel like such a shallow person for getting depressed over #a relationship that has just been going for 1 week #theres also the thing where he generally seemed more excited to talk to me before? and now i just get the dryest responses ever out of #which no conversation can be built. and again im not expecting him to be online and respond immediately but a thoughtful response goes a #long way. again ik im being so harsh on him cuz its his first time too and he must be facing the same awkwardness im facing but jesus. i #ok my tags are over im continuing in a reblog

[4x01]

guys.

#fighting for my life to keep it in dms and not like scream and yell and cry #actually i don’t like vagueing i’ll just say it #trauma . specifically the death of a family member. does not change your brain to suddenly make you enjoy reading csa incest fic. #i cannot fathom that so many people buy the excuse of ‘i was seeking out things that made me uncomfortable to feel something’ #that alone is a completely normal thing to do and would be understandable! #but it didn’t make him uncomfortable. he commented specifically saying how much he liked it and would like to see more with specific kinks! #he’s also a grown adult who ran a discord server full of minors #yeah that kind of person should be ‘ostracized’ what the fuck is wrongwith you. Lol

[alongtidesoflight]

.

#weirdly personal rant incoming but on god there's days when i can NOT deal with my stepdad being around me at all whatsoever #i should have known to jump ship 7 years ago when he essentially talked me out of getting any kinda further #education for myself because fast forward to now and i'm stuck in a dead end living situation #with two grown ass people who should be perfectly capable of taking care of themselves #but since i did that for them since i was 16 basically they prefer to just not? do it #i am finally doing a lot for myself only and working on moving out and just like clockwork he's doing his best to make it hard on me again #getting therapy earlier this year is the only thing that's keeping me from folding right now #but genuinely the exhaustion i feel as soon as i step into this house is something ELSE #kids who take care of their parents for some reason never forget that it should be the other way around #don't let them get too comfortable about it and don't brush it off as a that's just how my life is meant to be i guess #it's not you deserve better n get out before it's too late

[thesunbrokeyourskull]

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#I would kill my ex ‘p’ to become rich. #I would kill my ex ‘m’ to obtain even more beauty and attract even more people. #I would beat up my ex ‘b’ to the point of him almost dying to have a nice house and the best of the best of things. #I would beat up my bf ‘d’ to be more mentally stable so that I am balanced and at peace with myself and my life. #I would kill my ex ‘k’ to become a well known scholar who has many degrees in maths science and philosophy and to preform surgery&research #I would step on anybody to get to where I want to be in life if it meant making myself happy. #I just manipulated my bf into feeling bad for me because I genuinely just want to feel good and secure even if that’s at his expense. #he’s right.. I don’t care about anyone more than myself and I don’t think that’s a bad thing. why should I put someone above myself? #I’ll tell you what.. until someone can show me that being a good honest generous person can get me anywhere I’ll keep doing what works :) #grey god #puppets #and I genuinely just don’t like or care for others. there’s always something I want in return when it comes to relationships with others. #I find humans disgusting and faulty and I don’t care if I add to their pain because it’s usually to benefit me and if it doesn’t it’s to- #-get back at others for hurting me. or I’m bored. I probably have the most sick and twisted mind of anyone I know. I think people know that #-tho but they still keep me around and help me out whenever I need it. it’s all a show for me and for them. people are so stupid and they #-genuinely think doing the right think helps them. it doesn’t. it’s kind of sad. I just know that once ‘d’ realizes I’ve taken him for - #-everything he’s got it’ll be too late and he’ll have to deal with how much better I am than him and how much I’ve grown leeching off of- #-his emotional labor. I just jump from one person to another taking what I want and what I can. I don’t think I’ve genuinely loved anyone. #I’ve always been this way. I almost love people but then I just truly don’t. it’s more fun to see how far I can break them before #-they can’t do it anymore. I hope that everyone I’ve ever hurt continues to hurt forever and that they never grown or evolve. #’d’ told me tonight that I ruined his life. ‘b’ told me I ruined him. ‘m’ is a coward and he said he’ll never love again. #’k’ is a used up simple minded loser. ‘p’ is a stunted delusion addict with me issues for the rest of his life. notice I said me issues and #not daddy or mommy issues lol. I have tricked them all. they are all pathetic and whimpy fucks. #the day I grinded against ‘d’s sluty ass again after I ‘raped him’ he told me to go slow but it made me think.. what if I just raped him? #I could just do it and he won’t do shit about it. he’ll forgive me like always. he’s an insecure loser. I wanted to just take my dick- #and shove it down his throat and then ruin his hole with it #but I didn’t. I respected what he said but the fact that I thought about it isn’t good.

[somnidoptera]

Whelan destroyed Cody’s ability to trust people quickly. Specifically, adults trying to be parental. It doesn’t mean he can’t eventually trust someone, or that he doesn’t like them, it’s just very, very hard to win his full trust.

With how fast Cody went from “Mrs. Hobson” to “Jessie” to “Mom,” it’s safe to assume that he at some point called Whelan “Dad” and had been calling him that for quite some time, given that he lived with the Youngs for 15 months. And in fact, Whelan was the first person he ever even considered as a father figure, the first person he ever called “Dad.” And only, actually, because he will never call anyone that ever again.

Because of what Whelan did, coming into his room with a gun in retaliation for Cody accidentally killing his wife... well, Cody just wasn’t the same after that. That kind of betrayal and fear imprinted on him; his ability to trust shattered the second that gun went off, and it’s held together with scotch tape now.

He wants so badly for someone to love him, but every time he tries to get close to someone, there’s a nagging little voice in his head that tells him “remember that you once trusted Whelan, too.”

It carries over into his adulthood as well, makes him paranoid of any new person with kind intentions and a smile on their face. He struggles with commitment issues and forming lasting friendships.

Despite his friendliness and politeness and all his attempts to be the perfect child when he’s young, there will always be suspicion, especially towards potential parental figures, always this fear that those he loves and trusts will one day betray and hurt him. And all he can do is just hope that no one proves him right.

#it keeps them safe until they're grown up / headcanons #attempted filicide cw #death mention cw #sometimes i just think about how the vast majority of his trauma can be traced back to whelan #and whelan wasn't even necessarily a bad person. he was a good man who had something tragic happen to him and reacted poorly to it #and while yes he does think cody should die its not out of hatred for him #but rather because he believes its the only way to protect others from his wifes fate #and cody cant entirely fault him for that logic when even he blames himself for all the deaths his monsters have caused #hes terrified of whelan not just for what he did but because whelan agrees with him that it was all his fault #cody is probably the angstiest muse i have im not crying theres just something stuck in my eyes #its the inevitable tragedy of it all man AAAAAAAAAAAA-

[yueebby]

12:03 pm  — gojo satoru

synopsis. gojo tries to convince his first years that he was able to pull you.

contents. fluff, crack??, whipped!gojo, mentions of having a kid, he is SO in love with his wife it's disgusting, the first years are sick of their teacher

“[name] sensei is a good looking woman, isn’t she?” yuji remarked, nonchalantly propping his feet up on the desk. “you think so too, right gojo sensei?”

a sly smile played on the corners of gojo's lips, eventually blossoming into a wide, dreamy grin. “good eye yuji! she's undeniably the most beautiful woman on this planet.”

megumi, seated at the desk beside yuji, couldn't hide his grimace.

nobara's expression mirrored that of a disgruntled sea urchin. “dream big, you two. she’s way outta both of your leagues.”

“she is, isn’t she?” gojo sighs dreamily, his gaze far away. a dopey grin settles over his face; like a man walking on air. it was deeply unsettling to the first years to see a grown man behave this way.

megumi rolled his eyes and muttered his disapproval, choosing to ignore his sensei, who had casually seated himself backwards on a chair.

gojo propped his chin with both of his palms, leaning closer into the first years students. “do you think i’d stand a chance with a woman like her?”

megumi buried his face in his hands, audibly groaning in response.

“a sensible woman like that and you? fat chance.” nobara deadpanned, squinting disapprovingly at her teacher. her negative comments elicit a grunt from the snow-haired man.

yuji’s eyes flit nervously from kugisaki to gojo. 

“sensei! i think you have a chance with [name] sensei!” yuji tried to reassure his white haired teacher, offering a thumbs-up. gojo responded by affectionately ruffling yuji’s hair.

megumi couldn’t help but speak up. “she’s a married woman, you know,” he mutters to his friend.

yuji’s eyes widened,  “you’re kidding! who do you think got the honor?” 

“but she’s so young!” kugisaki exclaimed, slamming her hand on the table. 

their discussion is cut short when the shoji doors of the classroom slide open abruptly.

with hands on your hips, you stood sternly before your first year students and their teacher, an air of authority about you.

satoru couldn't help but gulp; you were indeed captivating when you were upset. it’s not his fault that you look so cute when your eyebrows furrow and you puff up in anger.

“i waited for half an hour in the courtyard to start today’s lesson and yet here i find my students, along with their sensei who should be in kyoto for a meeting.” a wry smile graced your lips, sending a chill down everyone’s spine. the three first years bowed their heads in shame.

yuji thinks this is the first time he’s seen his teacher nervous. a bead of sweat appears on the side of gojo’s face.

“honey!” he quickly stands up and walks towards you. with every step he takes, nobara’s face scrunches up at his disgusting conduct. 

“don’t.” you warned, raising a finger up to keep satoru at an arm’s length. he respected your wishes to some extent, grasping your hand and placing it within the hold of his own. the diamond on your ring finger glistened as satoru toyed with it.

gasps filled the room as yuji and nobara observed the display of affection. just how inappropriate could their sensei get, and why were you allowing it? what would your husband think?

satoru tenderly caressed your hand in his, cradling it as he leaned in closer. “please forgive me; it was an honest mistake.”

“honest mistake my ass. yaga told me that this is the second meeting you’ve skipped out this month,” you stated, peering fiercely into his blindfolded eyes. satoru’s cocky demeanor wavered, replaced by a nervous chuckle.

“the first time was when i took you to naha, remember?” he wiggles his eyebrows suggestively. “and if i remember correctly, you enjoyed our night out,” your eyes widened, recalling the romantic trip satoru had organized. 

feeling the heat rise to your cheeks, you attempted to pull away, but his grip on your hand tightened.

“forgive me?” his voice softened, lips curving downward, giving him the appearance of a dejected kitten.

a sigh escapes your lips. he was going to be the death of you.

“fine. but this is the last time,” you warned, “and you owe me for covering for you.”

satoru straightened up, nodding fervently. “have i mentioned how much i love you?” wrapping an arm around you, he placed a kiss on the top of your head, despite your futile attempts to stop him.

“this is…” yuji’s jaw dropped.

“so inappropriate! shame on you!” nobara’s chair makes a harsh screech with how fast she leaves it to come to your aid. 

“kugisaki–” you attempted to calm her down, but she clung to your elbow, desperately trying to pry you from satoru’s embrace.

satoru’s hold on you tightened as he wrapped his other arm around your frame, pulling you close. he plops his chin on top of your head and resists nobara’s attempts to free you. like hell he’s letting anybody take his girl, not even his own student.

“crushing on a married woman is one thing, but to openly flirt with her– ” kugisaki struggled. you tilt your head in confusion. 

satoru’s strong arms flexed as he fought to maintain his hold on you. he nuzzled your neck. “’m fine right here,” he inhaled deeply, as if trying to take in as much of you as possible.

“[name] sensei! how can you stand there and let this man disrespect your marriage?!” nobara implored, wide-eyed, disregarding all respect she had for her teacher.  “how will your husband react when he finds how gojo sensei behaves around you?” she looks desperate, and you want to laugh at the sincerity behind her actions. you get it now.

only your idiot husband would pull a stunt like this.

“i hope your husband can fight because i’m willing to fight him to the death for your hand,” satoru mutters from your neck. you take your hand from nobara’s shoulders to shove the six-foot-three giant away.

“you seriously didn’t tell them, satoru?” you ignored his whiney protests as you created distance between the two of you. 

“tell us what?” kugisaki demanded. yuji was on the edge of his seat, nervously watching the unfolding scene, while megumi put his head down in embarrassment.

satoru looks at you with a deep frown on his face. uncertainty clouds your mind as his silence forebodes something. wetting his lips with his tongue, he quickly closed the gap between you, too fast for you to escape. a secure hand rested on your lower waist as your husband dipped you down to deepen the kiss. 

had you not been so absorbed into the kiss, you would have heard the scandalized gasps from your students.

you managed to place a hand on his chest to separate yourselves, “satoru, stop.” his eyes remained fixed on your lips, but he complied.

“yuji, nobara.. satoru and i are–” you hold up your ring finger for display.

“happily married!” your husband finished for you, a triumphant smile on his face. he squeezed you close, throwing up a peace sign. “been madly in love since i met her!” 

“what– no way! you pulled her?!” nobara spluttered, head whipping from satoru to you, unable to wrap her mind around the revelation.

yuji’s jaw is still on the floor, “megumi, you knew about this?!”

the sea urchin looks the other direction, avoiding his friends’ judgemental gazes.

“they… raised me.. sorta..” he mumbles under his breath. your heart melts at his confession. unlike you, the other first years don't take too kindly to his comment, as they start shaking him by the shoulder and starting their own interrogation.

“and we did a good job too! don’t you think we’re ready for our own?” satoru smiles down at you jokingly, his hands snaking around your waist and his hands sneaking onto your stomach. he leaves a couple of soft pats. 

“you’re cuter when you’re quiet, y’know?” you whispered. taking advantage of your students' attention on megumi, you place a single finger on his lips, hoping your husband does not notice the way your face feels like it is on fire. 

he does.

“no need to be shy now,” satoru said, grinning wolfishly, “we’ll continue this at home.”

your face flushes even deeper.

unbeknownst to you, the first years had fallen silent, observing how gojo whispered in your ear, successfully turning you into a flustered mess. perhaps they should give more credit to their sensei.

notes. not proof read (oh no). this was just a random scenario that has been plaguing my mind during halloweekend so i typed it on my phone at a party LOL this is me desperately trying to get out of my writing slump

#kt.writes.·:*¨༺ #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo fluff #gojo satoru x you #gojou satoru x reader #gojou satoru x you #jjk fluff #gojo satoru x y/n #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk x reader #gojou x reader

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tw maybe idk, i say p*doph*le

this pedophile ass mfer Brian Peck is just out there living his life… that makes me so upset for real. what the fucking hell.

#16 MONTHS #that’s it #then he gets hired on to zack and cody #that is fucking I N S A N E #despicable #makes me livid #I’ve been so stuck on this shit #like grown child stars have been coming out periodically for awhile now even before this #I keep saying that we can only hope the new generation doesn’t come out with dark secrets once they’re older #and the meds declassified clowns are getting on my nerves more and more by the day #they don’t even realize they should be mad too #what they expirenced and did on that show is fucked up and not normal for kids #like it’s really obvious they’ve developed absolutely immoral humor to get through they’re trauma #screaming lost and unhealed #it’s so sad #all of it #I have so many feelings #I wrote a whole paragraph to Kyle and Christopher masseys mom on IG 😭😭😭 #bc it’s that serious #it makes me so fucking mad #i even personally feel violated #like that shit was not made for us fr even if it was #it’s got me all fucked up and im so done with the world in so many ways #WE CANT EVEN JUST HAVE KID SHOWS #THE WORLD IS A GD MESS IM TIRED