#he thinks its funny

[blkkizzat]

I have this self-ship headcanon for Toji that one of the reasons he ends up staying in a relationship with me is I am the only woman he's ever been with who doesn't press him for money or gripe to him about paying for shit.

Little does this n!gga know as soon as he moved-in with Megumi I threw a little ass to Shiu and now 30% of all his bounties are direct deposited into my account off the top. Toji gripes that because of the economy jobs are coming in for less, not knowing Shiu is just skimming off the top.

A 60 million yen job? Thats 18 mil right into my account (about $125k USD). We living good off of the few jobs he does do a year.

I even opened up a yoga/dance studio with some of the money and quit my corporate job.

Toji just thinks I charge 'rich idiots an arm and a leg to stretch and breathe for an hour' and thats why I have so much money.

But he's actually been the one paying for ALL this shit and not knowing for years.

#listen my self-ships are toxic lmfao i know this #dont hate the player hate the game #cant play the queen before the king #i play tag and you it for life #megumi knows whats up though #he thinks its funny #jjk self ship #toji fushiguro #jjk toji #toji x reader #toji x you #toji #jjk x reader #kizzatselfships #toji x black reader

[slightlyhopefulromantic]

wanted to do some fall sweaters for lovesong but then i realized that nicky is probably the kind of guy to start wearing christmas stuff in septemeber so .

#i dont think he inherited glenns hate of halloween. i just think nicky wears christmas stuff TO halloween parties #he thinks its funny #dndads #lovesong #lovesong dndads

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Juno: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Jet: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Rita: I recorded the dumb stuff. Nureyev: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Buddy: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #junoverse #Buddy is out here fighting for her life #Jet is along for the ride #he thinks its funny

[pinkniz]

Literally all of Freddy's ships without exceptions:

#dislyte #he does this to everyone I dont take criticism #he thinks its funny #freddy dislyte

[osamusbigtits]

kenma does a stream while sitting in kuroo's lap, kuroo's face isn't even on camera, all anyone can see is kuroo's chin resting on kenma's head. kenma doesn't even introduce kuroo, doesn't answer any of the questions people ask about it, and kuroo doesn't say a word. it's kenma's most confusing stream.

#i think theyre weird #and kenma likes to start drama #he thinks its funny #hq #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #kuroken

[arthenaa]

took a break from comms to draw another artwork lmfaoo ,,, if you've been reading my works, you probs keep seeing the name "Nora Finley" pop up. this is her, my MC <3 with one of my OCS, Nier. they're best friends <3.

some facts abt them i guess:

nier is a lestrange and a pureblood but he was sorted in ravenclaw

nora is a half-blood whose pureblood ancestry is still unknown.

nier may be fucking attractive ok but he has a v manipulative personality hes a walking red flag

the type to have this smiling kind facade and then turn to nora to talk shit about people yeah hes that ugly

shes kinda tired of him tbh but who'll tolerate this mf

tried to rizz up nora but immediately berated him for being so shameless

its nier who first approached nora bc of her unique hair

her mom has it too

he stuck with her ever since

nier is bi <3 while nora is a lesbian <3

mans is fucking obsessed with ominis its concerning

they're partners in crime do not separate them

nora has a standard rbf but the only time it falters is when she's around poppy

gay mfs

both are hopelessly pining for their crushes its kinda pathetic

platonic soulmates

#arthenaa #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy art #hogwarts legacy mc #i call them n^2 i luv them #nier is a slytherin presenting ravenclaw #nora is a hufflepuff presenting slytherin its so funny #remember how dumbledore said that the sorting hat still takes your wishes into accomodation? #nier definitely wished to not get into slytherin to piss of his family #he thinks its funny #chaotic evil & chaotic good me thinks #they are babies <3

[watmalik]

Oversharing on the internet

Thank you @ambiguouspenny​ for the tag!! <3

1. Are you named after anyone?

Ohhh yes. My first name is literally the female version of my dad and brother’s name… Patricio/Patrick. My middle name is after my Abuela (dad’s side) bc she died a couple of months before I was born.

2. When was the last time you cried?

HA! I’m actually proud of this one *clears throat* ever since the 911 Lone Star finale...for now.

3. Do you have kids?

I’m 22 almost 23, so my only child has four legs and lives in my apt rent free. I’m also undecided about having them in general (bio or adopted)? I have a autoimmune disease that makes it harder for me to have them and I also had surgery when I was 14… lets say I have 1/3 of my left ovary chopped off bc of a random health issue I had as a kid and now I have a faint smiley face on my bikini line :) talk about oversharing.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

*Takes sunglasses off* Babes, I invented sarcasm. It’s the fourth language I’m fluent in… its a culture thing.

5. What sports have you played/do you play?

Fútbol and futsal. Loved them. Stopped when I got into college but I still participated in intramural games in my sorority/club. I also played basketball in middle school for a bit, but ultimately gave it up bc there wasn't really a girl’s team in my school.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Their personality so I don't make them angry on purpose. I’m a notorious people pleaser, and I hate confrontation when it comes to myself, so I need you to like me…. LIKE ME 

7. What's your eye colour?

I have dark, brown cow eyes

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies bc I cry when movies have happy endings and I don't like tearing up at the movies. Emotions? me? pfttt

9. Any special talents?

I can meow like an actual cat, and put my feet at the back of my head, you know the usual.

10. Where were you born?

El Caribe 😎

11. What are your hobbies?

Singing, drawing, playing the ukulele

12: Do you have any pets?

My 3 year old cat, harry :)

13. How tall are you?

I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt, inches tall.

14. Favourite subject in school?

P.E and Maths. Mind you, I hate Maths with a great passion, but I was in group B (When you reached the 6th grade, they will separate the two form groups of your year group, in my school there was two class groups per year, and they will separate students in A and B group depending on how well you were doing in that specific subject). B group was always the funniest class to be in. I was usually an A group type of student but I always made sure I was in B group for at least a few of my classes and in Maths? It was inevitable. 

Anyways, I sat in the middle of the most chaotic pair of people, this dude (a twin) who had a crush on me at the time and this volleyball player who I once had a fall out with. For context, back home I went to a small British school, pre-k––12th grade, and from the 6th grade until I left on 10th grade, I always sat with them bc I will always LAUGH MY ASS OFF every damn class period. Our teacher was this 24 year old guy from Scotland and he was fine with us being together because we got good grades and did the work. I like looking back at this because, we weren't friends, we didn't hang out or talked after class much, but we always sat together because it brought us joy. 

Oddly enough I will always miss the poorly drawn dicks at the last page of my maths notebook, the stupid jokes, and the dumb noises they will make on purpose 😂

15. Dream job

 To be an immigration lawyer and help other minorities. I just graduated from college, so I’m taking a much needed year off and then law school here I come!

And my “You probs already did this, and def don't do it again if you have, but I’m still tagging you because its 2am” tag goes to: @noxsoulmate​ @itsneonbright​ @tailoredshirt​ @anchor-bird-94​ @taralaurel​ @tylerkennedys​ @catanisspicy​ and anyone else who wants to do this :)

#tag game #oh look at the time its 2AM #AGAIN #Im doing these test with my endocrinologist to see if I can sleep like a normal person #HA #so if I seem super chaotic or a hyper child apologies #I haven’t slept properly the past THREE DAYD #Im playing fetch with harry... again #he thinks its funny #😭

[acryptidwearingacooltie]

If you say "give me 2 seconds" around Damian he will count to 2 every. Single. Time.

He's also afraid of spiders but REFUSES to admit it

#redacted asmr #damien #redacted damn polycule #redacted damien #he thinks its funny

[apersonwholikeslotus]

hws Slovakia calling Czechia only by petnames and never just using her name normally even in formal situations and she pretends to hate it but if he ever stopped calling her that she might also die.

Meanwhile if Czechia ever called him anything besides his name and occasionally Lásko (Love) he would freak out bc who are you and what have you done with my wife.

#Marika is the human name I use for Czechia #aph czechia #hws czechia #aph slovakia #hws slovakia #velvet pair #Feliks shows up and watches them with popcorn #he thinks its funny #hetalia #hetalia hc

[joukka-archive]

Doffy does not use parasito on his crew or on people he cares about solely out of respect. He could, if he wanted to. But he doesn't. Although SOMETIMES he will simply wrap strings around people's limbs and move them in a more traditional sense of puppeteering. He mostly does this just to be annoying.

#he thinks its funny #and hes a pain in the ass like that

[valkavavaart]

Wait a minute, I just noticed that Charun’s mom and grandma both have the same horns as him

Charun has milf-coded horns

ive never drawn charuns mom but he got a lot of his Looks(tm) from her.

i did not even think about the milf-coding of his horns, however. congrats, charun, on the diagnosis

#oc #charun #he thinks its funny #if u told him what milf/dilf meant tho he'd start using them to refer to payton ok

[jewishgir]

love the phrase "innocent babies" like there are guilty babies. they're babies. they don't do shit because they can't do shit.

#when im giving my little cousin his bottle and he smacks my face and i make 'aaaah! oof!' sounds and pretend hes hitting me real hard #he thinks its funny #hes a very guilty baby #shiv.txt

[comicbones]

@bythebonefire​ - Dad joke time

“hey....hey grillbs

did you hear about the guy that burned the hawaiian pizza?

he shoulda put it on aloha temperature~”

#Guard sentry...or something {Sans} #Sans wheezing at the bar rn #ketchup stains all over his shirt #he thinks its funny

[trickshooting]

"Team Rocket would be so much cooler if they actually wanted to go to space! Where is their rocket?" Team Mafia more like it, be more on the nose!

#dash commentary #ic: harou #crack #he thinks its funny #team rocket #team galactic #team plasma #etc #most of these teams dont have names that match their agenda

[snobgoblin]

i wasnt feeling talkative until my friends british boyfriend messaged me now i wanna play bully the brit

#/lh #he thinks its funny

[roetrolls]

did your dad steal you from the caverns or something

"Yup. Snatched me right out of a kindly grubhandler's hands and killed countless workers in the process. It was a massacre. A rampage. A jade-tinted bloodbath."

#friendly reminder that archie likes to just lie about things jhkbjn #he thinks its funny #archie ic #an ask tag (happy chase?)