#hermitcraft reddit

[risibledeer]

its actually really fun seeing people over on the hermitcraft reddit discover for the first time just how amazing joel is at pvp.

to all the new joel fans who don't know the lore, he used to be pretty bad at it like two to three years ago. and then - just out of spite, mind you, for the mcc reddit predicting him super low - he grinded on hypixel and mcc island for hours at a time. like you could go on there at any time and there would be a 90 percent chance he would be online.

eventually he cemented his training arc by getting a first individual in mcc scuffed after getting nine kills in skyblockle - no easy feat as the record is eight kills and usually people get like 4 or 5 on a good day. (unfortunately his isn't considered a record as it was in a noncanon mcc)

when gem, etho and cleo say that he's good, you know he's good lol

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #the reddit is going through the five stages of initiation into jeremyism #first shock #then confusion #then admiration #then comes the horse hatred- had to happen #and then lastly the realization that you are stupid smelly idiot #before you know it you've joined a cult- sorryy- religion

[astronomodome]

good lord

#fair notice saw this on a Reddit post and had to verify #he’s the funniest man alive for real #hermitcraft #hermitblr #gtwscar #cubfan135 #pearlescentmoon

[lonecapybara]

Etho is in his training arc to win limited life

#trafficblr #hermitcraft #limited life #limited life smp #ethoslab #geminitay #docm77 #mcyt #credits to u/diamondelytra from reddit for the image

[qweenofghosts]

Posted this to the etho subreddit and they Immediately sussed me out

#im so humiliated #ethoslab #etho #hermitcraft #hermitblr #fr though some of the comments on my post are just rude #ppl on reddit are so mean #thats why i stay away #every time i get on there im scared away again lmao

[dead-sp1der]

Here we go again, more stats of Ethogirls and Etho

Some things to note:

They each have a different numbers of episodes out, so in order to keep this fair I took the total of times they say a Hermits name and then graphed what the distribution is

I have not counted their own names in these graphs because I didn't count how many times Etho said his own name (my bad)

Both Bdubs and Joel say their own names more than any other name (I will include their graphs with the stats that include their own names under this)

Etho and Bdubs mention each other the most, and Joel mentions Gem the most and Gem mentions Grian the most

Etho barely says Joel's name in his videos, which is kinda funny to me, Bdubs says Joel's name more often than Etho, both in raw numbers and when put into percentages

Joel, of all the three Ethogirls, says Etho's name the least in his videos compared to how often he says other Hermit's names

Grian is the only Hermit Gem has mentioned in every single one of her episodes so far

I will reblog this post with the raw data so people can double check my measurements

I give my full permission to post this stuff on twitter as long as you don't tag the creators or anything

So if Joel, Bdubs's or Gem's own names are included in their stats, these are their graphs:

In conclusion, Etho is a Bdubs fan first and foremost Bdubs is the biggest Ethogirl so far Joel is a Gemboy and the least Ethogirl of the Ethogirls Gem is a Grian fan

#that's all I think #someone please give me a good argument for why I should post this on Reddit because I am on the fence #I love statistics (lie)(truth)(lie)(truth)( #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #bdoubleo #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #geminitay #Grian #graph #statistics #hermitblr #boat boys #ethubs #the gingersnaps #idk Grian and Gem's duo name #nor do I know Gem and Joel's

[confettisharkparfait]

more joel in live chats this one is jimmys will it ever end !!

#jokes we love him #joel is not beating the reddit mania allegations #hermitcraft #hermitcraft charity livestrream day #hermitblr #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #hermits charity live 2024

[cubfan135-facts]

cubfan135 fact #21:

Hermitcraft season 6 featured an unknown individual known only as The Jingler, who conducted a series of pranks on several hermits. Those who fell victim to the Jingler's pranks were often referred to as being "#Jingled". Some pranks included (but are not limited to) vandalizing Grian's map room to say "You have been J-J-Jingled!!!", and leaving a mysterious book in Hermitville with coordinates that merely led to a sign reading, "GG You've been had! #Jingled".

The Jingler's identity was never revealed by the time Season 6 had concluded. Fans and hermits alike speculated their true identity for years. Many fans believed them to be Grian, however it was unlikely as Grian already had two prankster alter egos in Season 6, Poultry Man and The Salmon Ghost. GoodTimesWithScar was revealed to be the Jangler, a different entity entirely with no official ties to the Jingler. Rendog was suspected of being the Jingler for asking his viewers to "jingle that [notification] bell" at the end of his videos. Tango was also suspected of being the Jingler, as his returns to the server coincidentally aligned with the Jingler's pranks.

The most in-depth search for the identity of the jingler on the Hermitcraft server appears to be from Joehills. Upon checking the community mailbox, Joehills discovered a message from the Jingler left in every hermit's mailbox. Deciding that he could not let this devious behavior continue, he set out to follow a trail to reveal their true identity. He initially asks for the help of his viewers to gather intel from other hermit's videos, however this effort would prove fruitless as the Jingler carefully made sure to never reveal themselves on camera. Joe suspects a parrot by the name of Jingles to be behind the pranks, claiming that the parrot works for ConCorp. However, it is possible he was actually thinking of Captain Jack Sparrow, the CEO of ConCorp, and the lead seemed to come to a dead end.

The Jingler's identity was still unknown by the end of season 6, leaving both fans and hermits to speculate on their identity for years. Many began to believe there was no one true Jingler, but the hermits as a collective conducted a multitude of pranks under one common alias.

The Jingler's identity was finally revealed on April 23, 2022 on the Hermitcraft 10-year anniversary livestream. Cub admitted to being the Jingler, notably only after being asked directly by Jevin. Grian in particular was so distraught by the revelation that he joined the discord call from his mobile phone to comment on the situation.

Hermitcraft season 6 began in July of 2018, meaning that the identity of the Jingler was kept a secret for roughly 4 years. It is possible that this is the longest-kept secret in all of Hermitcraft history. The only known "evidence" of Cub being the Jingler is when he is seen during Impulse's Season 6 episode 32 asking if Grian has completed the infinity room. It is likely Cub was inquiring either to see if he could vandalize the map without Grian noticing, or to see Grian's reaction if the prank had already been carried out. Besides this small piece of circumstantial evidence, there was virtually no proof of Cub being the Jingler prior to April 2022. The most concerning detail in this story is, perhaps, the fact that the identity of the Jingler was only revealed when Cub was directly confronted by Jevin on stream. It is unknown if Cub ever planned to reveal the Jingler's identity on his own, and he very well may have intended to take this secret to the grave.

#cubfan135 #the jingler #grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 6 #author's note going through old 5-year-old reddit posts where fans speculate practically every hermit being the jingler is really funny #especially when barely anyone suspects cub #a lot of people suspected xisuma for some reason #anyways name a more insane hermit #Youtube

[spiderziege]

important etho updates from r/ethoslab

#ethoslab #hermitcraft #every single time i open reddit this happens

[dragonflavoredcake]

Tango, answering his phone at midnight: Hello?

Doc: Hey man, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?

Tango: . . . Sure?

Doc: Little Doccy can't sleep; could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? They love listening to my recordings of your audio, but I'm having technical difficulties and can't get to them.

Tango, nearly in tears from the cuteness: . . . Little Doccy listens to us to fall asleep?

Doc: Yeah, but they really like you specifically. They call you the Dumb-Dumb Mister. Heh, I guess "Dungeon Master" is a little hard for a kid that age.

Tango: Oh, wow. Yeah, if it'll help them sleep, for sure.

Doc: Thanks! Okay, give me a second to put you on speaker.

Tango, on speakerphone: Hi, Doccy, it's Tango!

Little Doccy: Der Tango! Dumb-Dumb Mister!

Tango: Are you ready for a story about the first time your dad got to the Burning Dark?

Little Doccy: *incomprehensible happy squeals*

[30 minutes later]

Tango, in the Hermitcraft group chat: GUYS I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE CALLED A DUMB-DUMB

#dialogue adapted from the “dumb dumb mister” reddit post #scenario inspired by “doccy meets the dungeon master” animatic on youtube #apparently little doccy really likes decked out #incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #tango #tangotek #tango tek #docm77 #hermit dads #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[joehills]

Someone asked for Christmas Hermit song ideas on reddit fifteen hours ago and I worry no one will see my suggestions there

• Good King RenTheDog • Welsknight before Christmas • I saw xB Dissing Santa Claus • Blockin' Around the Christmas Tree • Jingle Bell Block • Keralis Navidad • You're a Grian one, Mr. Grinch • Let Etho! Let Etho! Let Etho! • I'll BDoubleO for Christmas • Cleo Holy Night • Christmas Scar • xB, it's Cold Outside

#hermitcraft #christmas music #reddit #Joe hills #keralis #welsknight #grian #zombiecleo #joehills #xbcrafted #bdoubleo100 #etho #xb cleo #hermitcraft holidays

[keystonepublishing]

The Saga of Hermitcraft on r/Place (1 April 2022 - 4 April 2022)

On the 1st of April 2022, Reddit unveiled a white blank canvas where every user had the ability to place one colored pixel in every 5 minutes. At its height, about 4 million people participated in one of the biggest internet collaborations ever made. The ripple effects reverberated into news reports as far away as Turkey, and the final canvas represents a snapshot of the multiple communities, events, memes, and what was popular around the world at that time.

This is a documentation of the Hermitcraft mural on r/place 2022.

aka.

Remember what I said about my latest ficbind being a distraction? This is what I wanted to be distracted from.

After Reddit's API fiasco of this year and the subsequent controversial event that was r/place 2023, I decided to save as much documentation about the 2022 event as I could. Luckily, I remember how there are already a series of posts by @riacte who documented the progress of the Hermitcraft mural throughout the whole event, from beginning to end. Her blogposts form the bulk of this book (like, 95%!) and I cannot thank her enough for preserving the happenings of the block men mural.

With that said, I quickly realized that someone who's not a Hermitcraft fan - or me if I'm older - might not get the gist of who's who on the mural. The solution? Make several pages dedicated to just listing who's who on the murals! Because of the sheer number of heads, the mural was divided into several pieces for easier labeling. As a bonus, I also threw in another mural nearby which was connected enough to the Hermitcraft community.

For consistency's sake and preserving focus, I decided to not label the peeps from Dream SMP or the MCC secondary mural. Wrangling Microsoft Word to create an infographic was hard enough, let alone 3! If I inadvertently left out a few bits of extra context from this decision, mea culpa.

When it came to typesetting the entire text block, I decided to make some consistent rules. Titles denoting each day or stage of the mural are on their own pages. New sections are titled using the Bahnschrift font and colored blue, while the first paragraph has their beginning lines look Minecraft-coded and topped with a drop cap (aka. those super-large alphabets).

The names of Hermitcraft and Minecraft players in general are bolded when they first appear in the text. Afterwards, they are bolded if they are contextually important to what's being said.

Extra context would be placed in the footnotes section at the bottom of the page. This is also where I dump some background information that would be invaluable for any readers who aren't Minecraft fans, which is why the SpaceX page looked like... uh, that.

My image policy is to go with the flow; I used as many images from riacte's posts as possible, but I also added-in some of my own if more context is needed. Placing them to look smooth with the text was harder - some are small enough to not cause any problems, others are large enough to fill entire pages without any problems, but a few like the Dream SMP mural (hey there! I managed to put you in!) are too wonky to fit perfectly without leaving no empty spaces.

So in that mural's case, I placed them to the side and let the contextual text flow around it. This principle was also used for the Dota2 / Love Live images and in a few other places throughout the book. The biggest case of this are the few images that are just too wide.

Like this one.

Making double-page spreads is not the easiest thing to do in Microsoft Word, and there are a few r/place images that are too wide to fit perfectly in a single page. Confining them to one page would also mean losing all their details, so making them a double-page spread was necessary.

Didn't make it easy though, especially when there are paragraphs of text and other images that needed to be shuffled around. Mess up the double-page images, and they won't meet in the middle. Mess up the text and other pics? There goes the layout and overall flow!

In the end, making this book took a lot longer than I expected, but I am still grateful to have made this as I have now read through many posts from Tumblr, Reddit, and even Youtube - people expressing joy that they have collectively made something together. I can only hope I have made some justice to them by compiling their work and (even if a small sliver) preserving their testaments.

May this r/place be remembered.

#r/place #rplace #Hermitcraft #reddit #MCYT #rplace 2022 #r/place 2022 #bookbinding #fanbinding #documentation #my bookbinds #hermitblr

[pawscraft]

Tried my hand at limited pixel based on map colours, and how a potential conversion to actual blocks might look.

I felt particularly inspired for some reason 🤔

#hermitcraft #docm77 #docm77 fanart #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft doc #I posted on twitter but I have no idea how it works at all and I feel like a deer in the headlights whenever I think about reddit so #enjoy one pixel goat and his tomatoes #my_art #my art

[k-kaez]

seeing so many people like joel and compliment his builds make me feel so proud cuz it's like, i've always known but other people haven't and the fact that their reactions to him are so positive warms my heart, for a while i did wonder why only small amount of people would notice his builds but he's been great at it for a long time and he improves every single time he builds something new, idk im rambling its just very heartwarming for me to see people like his builds and talk abt him so positively especially as an older fan who's been here for a while

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft #hermitblr #seeing the hermits and the reddit and tumblr people talk so nice abt him just idk thanks #he's very shy and introverted so idk it warms my heart for some reason #just rambling huehue

[quaranmine]

every now and then i'll be on hermit's stream or something and they'll mention something about S8 with the modifier of "i know not everybody liked it" (scar was the most recent person i saw do this, on his stream earlier this week) and it is at that point i have to once again reconcile the irreparable harm that reddit has done to society

#sorry. SORRY! #i was looking at that 'who had the worst ending' poll that's going around rn and how hermitcraft S8 is at only 1% #like dang if we were on reddit it'd be higher 🙄 #sorry not sorry it's been over a year and i'm still upset at the unfair criticism that the subredditors gave toward the finale #when it was by and far largely loved by almost every other corner of the fanbase #except that the hermits themselves most read reddit.....

[a-real-life-hermit]

i think it's gonna be a while til grian's next video because like i know he's a stardew valley fangirl and ik all the sdv peeps are hyperventilating rn because 1.6

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hc s10 #grian #stardew valley #stardew #concerned ape #stardew valley 1.6 #stardew 1.6 #stardew update #i know this isn't strictly hermitcraft okay #but i'm dying #im dying #im so desperate for the update #i'm sitting in front of my laptop refreshing reddit on my phone and steam on my laptop #i'm gonna explode

[dead-sp1der]

I hate gathering data because it reminds me that moments like this happened

#f-ing whatever man #i might even just post the graphs on reddit idc anymore these people make me want to hit them with cartoon hammers #if I had to suffer so do they #or something #ill sleep on it #ethoslab #hermitcraft #Bdubs #bdoubleo #bdoubleo100 #ethubs #straight up ethubs #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft clips