#his little walk away away is so funny

[hegodamask]

Heard loud and clear throughout corporate security headquarters

Inspired by:

#star wars #andor #syril karn #kyle soller #clown shoes squeaking #I've been meaning to make this for ages #his little walk away away is so funny

[faunandfloraas]

Eternity, Bang Chan - 2024 // Eternity, Arthur Stace - 1932 to 1966.

In 1932, residents all over the city of Sydney started noticing something interesting, the word “Eternity” written on the pavement or wall, over and over again. The word was seemingly written by the same person each time, in a beautiful copperplate script. The mystifying and intriguing presence of graffiti before graffiti was commonplace had Sydney residents pondering who this "Eternity man" could be. In 1956, the mystery was solved- Arthur Stace, a former soldier and alcoholic, turned man of faith, had inscribed the word over Sydney's suburbs more than half a million times between 1932 and 1966. He chose to write the word in the early hours of the morning, when few people were around, managing to keep his identity a secret for over 20 years. Something about the word eternity, written in fleeting chalk on the ever-changing city streets, seemed to compel locals- Newspaper writers published account after account speculating on the identity of this unknown man and the occasional false confession helped to maintain the air of wonder and mystery that surrounded the anonymous "Eternity man". Even after his identity had been revealed, Mr. Eternity, as he came to be dubbed, continued writing his eponymous "Eternity" across the walkways and walls of Sydney for another decade, becoming a beloved character in the city until his passing at the age of 82, in 1967. Now, nearly 60 years after the final "Eternity" by Arthur Stace was written, his message of eternity still manages to permeate the minds of Sydneysiders- becoming a representative word of the city.

#As soon as I saw the music video was all him (and berry) walking around sydney and the song was called eternity I couldn't not think of this #and no one optimizes sentimental Sydney boy like Christopher Bang so. #Thus this idea was born. #stray kids #Bang Chan #christopher bang #bystay #skz #skzedit #stray kids gifs #skz gifs #sydney #arthur stace #cb97 #funny how he wrote it in chalk and they've all long since been washed away- and he was poor and had no children #yet his little eternity signature means he'll be remembered a lot longer then he ever would have been otherwise #at the 2000 olympics they lit up an eternity across the harbour bridge in his writing #and there's a theater named for him too

[starryluminary]

Do I have enough concrete evidence to claim Lindsay has prosopagnosia. All I’ve got right now is it’s the only reason that makes sense to me why Lindsay can’t remember Tyler’s Tyler in world tour. What if she literally can’t remember his face

#prosopagnosia is a disorder that makes it near impossible for someone to remember faces #I don’t remember island or action well enough to say she has it for sure #(obviously the real reason she doesn’t remember Tyler is because she’s a ditzy blonde joke and the show writers thought it would be funny) #but listen to me for a second!! #what if she knows heathers Heather cause her bossy voice is stuck in her head #what if she knows Beth’s Beth because she never takes off her side pony #what if she only remembers Tyler’s Tyler because she recognized the little T patch on his tracksuit #and I KNOW in island she likes him cause he’s cute or whatever but I don’t think that’s enough to disuade me from the concept #what if she found his hair cute?? his headband?? the way he walks and runs?? the hit on her when Duncan killed the roach in the first- #-episode?? #and if she did find his face cute I don’t think that’s enough to just cure your prosopagnosia for a person #she thinks he’s cute looks away looks back and remembers all over again #I’m no expert on prosopagnosia I’ve just read a couple articles so I don’t know if that’s accurate but. do you get me do you see what I see #food for thought #total drama #total drama lindsay #td lindsay #Starry speaks

[moeblob]

Pen doodles from yesterday and then digital for today

Katale and Rudyard but as little crime babies. Since he's known her for a while and just thought she looked like a little street thug despite being higher ranking than him in the crime organization at first, the cat-ear hairstyle was just A Thing for her. And it spawned the nickname he would use in private of "Kitty" and even when she grows her hair out and he grays even more he still calls her Kitty in private. They're literally just bffs who do crime and what more can you want of them??

#my characters #time for more lore in the tags #so it was brought to my attention that the funniest thing possible is to give them a few bases with my favorite meme #the color theory meme where everything is just too reminiscent of a bloody massacre #because honestly katale would be like hey rud hey i have the FUNNIEST idea ever look at this carpet pattern #and he looks at the very horrific carpet and just says go on #like keep going this is funny and very much the funniest thing we can do as crime lords keep going #and they do actually have that kind of decor in one of the nicer buildings #and the poor little agent who is on a mission to kill them walks in like HOLY CRAP ITS A MASSAC-- thats the carpet that is JUST the carpet #and has to take a minute to file that information away before proceeding #then stuff happens and the two crime bosses are like oh yeah that agent is our son now we adopted him its fine he can be here #also ruds sense of humor is super dry and he doesnt really SHOW the fact hes amused much but thats what makes kitty so happy when he jokes #he sounds very serious but hes enjoying himself and thats wonderful #like those weather reporters who see an off the wall temp and go OH YEAH EVERYONES DEAD IN THAT CITY #or the other weather man video where only some of the temps are off the wall so hes like #oh yeah this seems to be the safe area but if you go up north a bit its basically melted - there isnt anything to loot there dont bother #that is his sense of humor. hes super casual and acts like he didnt just say the funniest thing on the planet

[bottombaron]

I think that Guillermo, at the end of Laszlo's 'Roast' party in episode 7, will reveal his secret.

The party will most certainly devolve into a roast of him instead, because of course it will. Because Nandor won't be able to make clever jokes or get anyone to laugh and in order to save his ego he'll do what he always does in those situations and sacrifice Guillermo in its place. He'll say unnecessarily cruel things because he thinks no one person can be more important to him than the fear of his own weakness. He'll pile it on too. One thing after the other. Maybe the other vampires invited to the roast will laugh along because familiars are easy marks. And the heat will build. There's only so many lashes Guillermo can take on behalf of Nandor's pride. And Laszlo, Nadja, and Colin are starting to grimace and wince.

And that's when Guillermo will do it.

He will stand up, with the chair he was sitting in making a horrible noise across the wood floor like a record scratch. To let you know that the party has been violently cut short.

And Laszlo will do a panicked head shake, maybe try to salvage the situation from the precipice that Nandor has unknowingly brought them to. That Guillermo is about to jump off of. With all of them helplessly attached.

Guillermo was put in the audience on the other side of the room. Already segregated from the rest of the group. He's in a room filled with vampires who were just laughing at him but now look. Nandor's peers. The whole vampire community is here, watching him.

Guillermo's vampires sit across from him at a long table with a podium, like a panel of judges. Like he's a prisoner standing before the pulpit awaiting a verdict. He's got one last moment to either swallow the pride he just started to embrace on a float earlier that year and sit back down, let himself be ridiculed like always but live to see another day ... or burn it all down like it deserves to be, with his plea of guilt.

Holding a struck match, Guillermo will finally speak the truth to Nandor. To everyone. The real truth. The one he hasn't spoken out loud yet. The one nobody knows.

He will say, "I have a joke." And everyone will listen.

"I paid to have some barely-turned, low-rank, nothing of a vampire. Who hasn't even been one longer than I have been a familiar…to bite me. And turn me. In the back room of a gas station where he works. And he did it."

"I've been turned by a vampire that wasn't my master. That wasn't you."

Guillermo's jittered, bitchy energy tapers. He no longer fidgets or looks around at the faces slack-jawed at him. He's gone cold.

Like a killer, he delivers the next blow straight at his master's heart, sitting across the room at the podium, similarly frozen in place.

"But that's not the joke."

"The joke is, I may not have known how taboo it was…that it would be such a big deal to everyone else…but I did know…" (he licks his lips and despite his unshakable intent the uncontrollable emotion he always carries inside him threatens to undo his composure. Still, he keeps his voice loud and steady. Mostly. His attention is focused. His eyes start getting a little wet, but he hardly notices. He's going to follow through.)

"I didn't even really do it because I wanted to. Not then, or like that. (Not with him). Not for the same reason I had wanted to do it before. Or the reason I told Laszlo and Nadja I did it."

"See…the joke is…"

(His voice has become softer. It still carries across the room easily. There is no one else in the whole house but Guillermo and Nandor.)

"I did it because I knew how it would make you feel."

"I did it because I wanted to hurt you."

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #and Harvey will do that thing that he does so well #that beautiful little exhale - like he's been holding his breath this whole time #like it was him not Nandor that had just been given a killing blow #and Kayvan will do that thing that HE does so well #going from being a fucking cartoon character - like he was drawn by wb in the 50s and lives by the Bugs Bunny laws of physics #he walks thru fallen anvils and acme dynamite mostly unscathed because it's funny #and then without any warning he's /real/ he's a real physical living breathing human man (vampire) #he walks on earth and lives by the same laws of nature we do and he can hurt and be hurt with equal ferocity #Nandor's mouth is slightly open and his eyes have a quality of both dissociation and focus on Guillermo #like someone watching tv instead of real life #like this horror was happening to someone other than him #and after his exhale in the dead quiet of the mansion Guillermo turns away from Nandor and leaves #after 13 years of continuous abuse of Guillermo in order to fuel the lingering dredge of Nandor's barely functioning ego #Guillermo himself kills it in one short decisive moment #because he was always the only one who ever could #who held that power over Nandor the whole time #and it cuts them apart like a guillotine

[ickypuppi3]

say what you want but billy and steve have canonically seen each other’s dicks so who’s really winning at the end of the day

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #(it’s billy) #(he’s winning) #they’re also in love but that’s neither here nor there #this isn’t aimed at anyone or about anything in particular btw #it’s just that it’s SO funny to me that that’s a true statement #like i just thought about it and #billy made the whole situation so much gayer than it had to be #specifically picked a shower next to steve #smiled at him like THAT when he wasn’t looking #made the effort to touch him and call him pretty #and the fact billy just had his little flip flops on #i know it’s like a ‘no one’s meant to look’ kinda deal but ​billy definitely sneaked a peek #and steve stared a little too long while billy walked away bare assed is all i’m saying #cannot stand either of them tbh #me when i remember all the times they’ve touched for no good reason #and how billy straddled steve while fucking his face up #good for them both a little homoeroticism never hurt anyone #(… don’t) #(i don’t wanna talk about it) #(s3 doesn’t exist to me) #ickyspeaks

[padfootastic]

in a turn of events that doesn’t surprise anyone im sure, @impishtubist has caused yet another scene to be stuck in my head until i wrote it down. so, have some sexy, greying sirius; a deeply thirsty, appreciative james who won’t let him dye it; and a very-fed-up-of-his-parents-antics harry for prongsfoot wednesday!

x

Harry entered the house with ‘I’m home!’ on his lips that died an instant death as soon as he registered what he was seeing.

“Er,” he hesitated. Does he really want to—? One more look at the scene in front of him and he decided to bite the bullet. Better to clear the air now than keep stewing on it later.

“Um. Is this a—kink? A fetish? Should I leave and never come back?”

In any other scenario, the way both his parents froze and looked at him with wide eyes would’ve been comical.

If only Dad wasn’t straddling his Papa on the ground, one of his hands holding both of Papa’s above him with disturbing ease.

“Er—“

“It’s not what it looks like, Haz!” Dad yelped, cutting across Papa who’s face and neck were turning a steady pink. “I swear.”

“Then why are you still—like that?” Harry asked, deciding to play it safe and look at the boring grey couch in the living room instead. Nothing scandalous going on there.

He could hear the scrambling of feet, a few thumps, and a mini-yelp, absently wondering about the amount of noise the simple act of getting up could produce.

“Right.” Dad cleared his throat. “So, Harry, would you please tell your Papa that he is, under no circumstances, allowed to dye his hair?”

Harry blinks, turning to his other, exasperated, father in silent question.

“Harry, will you please tell your Dad that this is my hair and I can do with it as I please?”

“Not when you promised yourself to me!” Dad yelps and Harry is hit with an intense wave of regret at instigating this.

“Promised—?”

“Yes! Our wedding, you said, and I quote, ‘I give myself to you, James Potter, mind, body and soul’, don’t tell me you forgot.”

“Of course I didn’t forget,” Papa throws his hands up in the air. “But c’mon James—this is not what I meant when I said body!”

“What, you think I only wanted you for that ars—“

“Dad!” Harry, yelps, mortified. He can feel his cheeks heating in a violent blush. He can feel a similar flush creeping up Papa’s neck. Sadly, his words don’t have the deterring effect he’d intended.

“I mean, it is spectacular, don’t get me wrong, but you’re more than just a beautiful body, Si!”

“James, please, have some mercy for our child, if not me,” Papa says. Thankfully, this seems to register as Dad’s eye widened, part horror and part apology. Harry waves it away tiredly; though he’s no less embarrassed every time it happens, growing up in the Potter household with two extremely affectionate parents has exposed him to much worse. He’s accepted it as his lot in life.

“Er—yeah, anyway,” he coughs, ruffling his hair, “Bottom line—Sirius isn’t allowed to dye his hair.”

“I literally never agreed to that.”

“Too bad because you will,” Dad says, slowly moving towards Papa with a look on his face that Harry is loath to describe as predatory. If only it wasn’t so true.

“Oh?” Papa’s left eyebrow rises extraordinarily high, as it tends to do quite often. He crosses his arms over his chest in challenge. The motion makes his Dad smile.

“Mhm.” The two of them are chest-to-chest by this point, staring into each other’s eyes. Harry could probably conduct a whole rave party right here, right then, and they wouldn’t even notice. That is when he decides it’s high time he should step in—not literally, Merlin, no—before they end up doing something that makes him try to run away (again).

“So I was right—it is a kink,” Harry says dryly, once again regretting starting this entire conversation in the first place. He should’ve just turned back around and gone to the Weasleys instead.

“Harry, no—“

x

Three years later, Harry—who’s almost blissfully forgotten about the entire incident—walks into his parents’ house to an almost identical scene, just with his Papa on top this time. This time, he makes the sensible choice he still regrets not making all those years ago, and walks right back out the door.

Let those two sort it out on their own. Merlin knows his intervention hadn’t helped a bit the last time around.

#sirius black #james potter #prongsfoot wednesday #bambibelle #prongsfoot #harry potter #not one person far has the ability to make me write on command like miss imp #it’s absolutely ridiculous (i love every second of it) #which reminds me #my sentient black tapestry fic is still in the drafts 😭😭😭 #(yes there is a reference to harry running away from home bc he saw his parents kiss each other—and more—one too many times) #i just think the idea is exceedingly funny hehehe #little harry packing a backpack and running away to the weasleys #or hell. teen harry walking in & out of the house and not being found for the next day and a half bc he saw them snogging #also just want it to be known that i was giggling so much while writing amorous j/s and traumatised harry #bc it’s all jokes anyway. harry lowkey adores how in love his dads are. wants the same for himself #boys got HIGH standards #as he should #bc his parents aren’t gonna allow anyone but the best for their son #also SPOILER ALERT: sirius obviously loses. james employs some *creative persuasion* a box of dye never entered their house after that #pen’s writing #tumblr works

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"You don't have to ask me twice!" he's so funny, like he didn't do literally the exact same thing last season. releasing Angus from where Blaine kept him imprisoned bc he felt disrespected by Blaine is LITERALLY the thing he did. He even did it on a larger scale even than Dino did. And now he's like: 'wow I can't believe that someone would stoop this low, the nerve! God, someone really needs to teach this guy a lesson."

#they're so funny. Blaine: 'I can't believe someone would betray me like this!' Don E: 'wow yeah that someone would do this to you!!' #'I'm gonna go cut off his head with a Katana and mail it to an actress real quick.' #it's like in season 1 where these two guys try to start their own brain businesses and Blaine kills them. #And then Don E does the same thing (on a bigger scale) in s3 and Blaine's like: 'shoot you Don E???? I Need You!' #izombie #fandom #betraying Blaine and going behind his back is Don E's little privilege (and also Candy's a little) this is NOT an open to all #you can't just walk in here and start betraying away >:((

[katierosefun]

i think being an adult is realizing that adults will continue to act shitty and that no adult is somehow more mature purely because they’re older than you. like damn, when you’re a kid, you might be treated badly by adults from time to time, and you might argue back against them, but you’re still shadowed by the fact that you are a kid and you’re a little too aware, even as a kid, that you might not know everything in the world--

and then you’re an adult--a pretty young adult, but an adult regardless--and you realize very quickly that oh, no, you weren’t wrong as a kid: adults can still act badly and they can be actually almost just as if not even more irrational and immature than your local five year old. it’s a little bit odd, just because i think there might be a part of you that thinks, hang on, no, but you’re an adult, adults are supposed to be more mature at this point, but also, i think it’s a little freeing as well: look, we are both adults. look at how immature you’re acting--now i know that just because you’re older doesn’t mean that you know better.

#caroline talks #mm yeah i'm just contemplating yesterday again #my roommate was like 'caroline . . . there's something wrong with him if he's getting off on saying #those kinds of things to a person half his age' #and like. yeah. i agree. #and don't get me wrong like. #ever since i was a kid i think i always had this sense that being older doesn't mean you know everything #or that you're even necessarily a better person #something something when i was really little #my dad said 'caroline just because you got one year older doesn't mean you're mature. you just aged. anything can age.' #and i sort of kept thinking that yesterday when my landlord raised his voice + started interrupting me + going for ad hominem attacks #it was so funny and it reminded me #of a bratty kid who couldn't think of any arguments so he'd say things like 'WELL . .. YOU'RE UGLY' or something #and like. of course ad hominem attacks are still going to sting a little bit #because i would like to think most people don't really like having their personalities and their personal lives being attacked #or like when my landlord just really stood up and left while i was talking to him #that was straight up teenager behavior #i did the same when he came back up but then i paused #and said 'it seemed like you were going to say something and i won't walk away because i want you to finish what you were saying' #and then he says something shitty and condescending #and then i smiled as wide as i could #and was like 'yes [name]' #which was already annoying enough #but he just keeps pestering me now #just texting and belittling me #and saying 'it's not that bad see' #i did ultimately get the better deal #i got a new lease that makes sure he'll never pull this fucking shit ever again #but of course. he can still text me annoying condescending things #so i'll do what i do whenever bullies want to pull shit.

[down-thedrain]

yk what if cesar does end up with a bowl cut i'll still love and accept them idc. crewdela wants me to hate him but i'm a cesar fan for LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

#posts in a drainage system #i would like to say cesar having a bowl cut actually has really funny implications because #him wearing a bowl cut normally but not for his prom photo implies that either a) someone forced him to wear his hair different for prom #or b) he knows the bowl cut is shit and they wouldn't wear it to prom but they wear it the rest of the time anyway. king shit tbh #also the alternate who killed him looked at their dead body and was like. i'm not copying some bitch who wears a fuckin bowl cut . #so it went for the prom photo instead. which is hilarious #mark's only friend has bowl cut. #y'see what i'm gettin at here. boundless potential #anyways i love that if this is supposed to be the real cesar and not their alternate then their first official apperance is. #not only as a plushie and not in the actual series but also the very first piece of lore we get about him is that they have a bowl cut 💀 #ig i should say. realistically i don't think they actually have a bowl cut. i think alex has a little more self respect than that #+ just by watching andrew's streams regardless of how funny it is he would not style his hair into a bowl cut every time cesar's onscreen #or maybe i'm in denial. which is probably equally likely #final note one time i had a dream where i met alex irl and i said hi to them and she basically told me to fuck off and walked away #so. i wonder if this is like. a manifestation of that. it might be at this point honestly who knows #idk i just think it's funny. they're still my scrimblo though

[reiverreturns]

consider - benoit blanc casually strolling into a top gun classroom and taking all of five minutes to expose everyone down to the bone so the can air out the laundry and become a team. maverick pulled rooster’s papers because his mom didn’t want him to fly. hangman and rooster are fucking again (ahem, “engaging in cardinal relations”) because they can’t be within twenty feet of each other without losing their goddamn minds. fanboy’s been stealing payback’s change for the vending machine. yale doesn’t actually care all that much about football he just pretends to to keep harvard happy. if anyone should lead the team it should be phoenix but the navy’s shot itself in the foot having her running foxtrot (of course, there is no offence intended bob.) and cyclone, oooooh mistah simpson. no amount of barked orders can hide the fact that you are not equipped to set the parameters of this mission, nor your jealousy of this fascinating little man and his esteem in the eyes of iceman.

anyway then he just saunters off with his gay little suit and necktie to get an iced tea or whatever and the squad are just sitting there like they’ve just been forcefully put through the spin cycle on a washing machine. i think that would be fun.

#benoit: YOU'RE ALL SO DUMB *walks away* is another option #there's no murder but i think he'd have a field day figuring out all the shit going on in that room #this is so fucking stupid but I DON'T CAREEEEEE he's going in all my media interests now like the funny little detective paperdoll he is #his next mystery could be why hangman is the way he is #top gun maverick #benoit blanc #a smol headcanon for your sins

[unnerving-presence]

Rant time but trying to farm BP with wesker is SO HARD. I suck at killer to begin with so I bring distressing and beast of prey to at try and max 20k but,,, I've actually been trying to hook and down people for points w the cakes but survivors are SUCH SHITS. I try to hook everyone twice and only down them after that since I usually only go friendly, but god forbid I hook someone!!!!

These fuckers kill themselves on hook then have the audacity to call me sweaty and a tryhard like??? You killed yourself????

I've had FOUR matches where 2 or 3 survivors dc on first hook or down then no one gets points at all.

I wouldn't care but the messages are so nasty?? Like bro I have social anxiety even on the Internet this is not enjoyable just be nice ffs

yeah this community is a bunch of shitheads honestly. even worse during the event.

“oh you didn’t bring a terrormisu? time to dc/tunnel you bc i’m a whiny ass bitch!!” like GOD SHUT UP GEGRGGRGRRGR

i feel like it’s way harder to farm now than ever. i haven’t played killer but the games where i befriend a wesker i always sacrifice myself for him not because it’s my code but also because i feel super bad since they usually don’t get more than a kill or a couple hooks 😭

doesn’t help that most people don’t even like going against wesker in the first place. it’s understandable but there’s really no reason to dc over it if you’re still getting points

sorry about the messages too :(( i’ve gotten the most negative messages from survivors so it does hurt receiving them. but survivors are also whiny bitches who sob when they don’t get a flawless escape.

killer is hard to play. not only because it can be hard if you don’t play it, but it can also be hard if you have that social anxiety. i still get anxiety to this day even thinking about playing killer. i understand it can be hard but i know it’ll get better :) people just fucking suck sometimes

if you are getting sick of killer or want to farm bps another way, don’t be afraid to ask to play with me. i’m actual shit but at least i’m using terrormisus now to level my feng and carlos :)

anyways i wish all non-bitch ass killer players have a wonderful day getting bps

#dbd got me so frustrated last night i was tearing up a lil #boring ass killers like please you are not playing to pay your rent #next round i got a nice wesker #he didn’t throw the game for me or anything and i still got downed/hooked but #he did just kinda look at me and walk away when i sat there 😭 #and also did little spins where he downed me #also nodded when i died right in my face it was super funny #he THOUGHT about letting me go but then he realized i wanted to die for him LMAO #he was a cutie #i throw wesker games for his attention #point being survivor is also shitty as fuck 😭 but you gotta stay for those good moments that make your day #who knows maybe you’ll come across me and i’ll shake my ass at you in attempt to seduce you #or just stare at you as you chase someone #i also do that #just try your best to have fun with it #game is still shit and the people who play it are shit but it’s always good to atleast make fun moments for yourself

[sensazioneultra]

kindness and love and respect and playful banter and kindness and passion and kindness and kindness really do make your days better

#i think i'm a little in love with my optician #not in a romantic way at all just. went to his shop a few times this week and it was? so nice? #i felt totally welcome and respected as a person as a customer #they're all chill funny passionate people and sometimes i forget that it's not that hard to find places and people like this #the shop is literally 3 minutes from my house and i've lived here most of my life and i was unaware that such kind people so passionate abt #their job were THIS close. i just had to walk 3 minutes and i could've 1. saved myself problems like actual physical problems #2. had genuinely nice experiences of human connection that leave me feeling better about life 💗 #it's just nice to remember that kindness is not a rarity nor is it far away it's just around the corner! #nico.txt

[peterpandiedtoday]

can’t rly speak on gxd today because i had to leave the museum early but then again i left to see my man my the only munk i ever loved man and he was not mic cursed today for once <33 so maybe.. that was the lord. and got my griz and my carbucketty all was well 😌

#personal Davy #mungo was in a funny goofy silly mood and a bit touchy today. went to interact with carbucketty a bunch of times rubbing his chest with his #hand but also with his own chest? oki dokes. and got into a kicking fight with cori during skimble except he was in his tube In the train #so they kicked under the train sheet and mungo was turned sideways and kept getting on his toes to look at cori over the train through #the little hole in the tube lol #gus was also in a silly mood but he usually is. more than mungo. kept batting at munk and received bats on the head back but all friendly #and annoyed cockroach bill bailey to the point poor billy boy started hitting backwards at him before he could escape forward #he often catches that mouse or insect during tugger and shakes it in his hand? but today he put it in his mouth spit it out and threw it #to skimble who.. ate.. it? #yea. bill bailey tried to army crawl to old deut through munk's legs and it almost worked had he not been so slow. munk didn't notice! #Tugger uuh kind of.. lost bomba during the part where they f? i guess it was a balance thing when he put her down but he ended up on the #wheel stairs instead of bomba who like sat on him sideways in the end and got off of him like he usually gets off of her lmao she was still #laughing when she walked away and immediatelly went and told rumpel who also giggled for a second before she had to run #not saying tugger gets p***** but he does and he did right there today #when he and munk slept in the oven he took up the whole thing spreading his legs and putting one foot on munk's back who was chilling his #upper body on the door and when they got up tugger scooted over and rubbed sleepy munk's back apologetically. was v cute #just love love love that about fetterle munk that when they get up he actually acts sleepy and slightly disoriented and he's so goood at it #and during skimble tugger massaged munk's thigh steadily moving upwards until munk looked and he quickly took munk's tail and wiggled it #while looking a lil embarrassed. he just likes touching peeeople shh who doesn't like a random mid show one thigh massage hm #oo and today's the first time i noticed but snova mac is the only one i've seen here that properly Jumps on munk's back ilu mr snova #a little kid couldn't stop laughing after mac exploded the lights which then had us laugh too. good one good one #yk what else i just remembered instead of trying to pull deme that first time where tanto usually breaks the connection he didn't magic pull #her he slammed himself into her held her then threw her to the side. was a very interesting change much to think about

[queer-ecopunk]

So, I'm trans. And several years ago, I was at my great grandfather's funeral. 17, newly on T, barely out to anyone other than my close friends and family. And I'm standing there at the refreshment's table, surrounded by strangers and members of my family's church, when George walks up to me.

This man is ancient, bent like a finger and frail. Tufts of white hair surround his wrinkled face. Like always, he's wearing thick glasses, massive hearing aids, and his veteran's hat. George was my first introduction to the concept of war, when he told me as a child why he was missing two fingers on his hand. He's been a fixture at church since I can remember. I've only ever seen him at there or in uniform at parades, the rest of his time spent in a nursing home somewhere. He picks up a deviled egg and says, in his quiet voice,

"You know, before your grandfather died, he told me that now he had 3 grandsons."

I'm frozen in place. I don't know what to say to that, if I should say anything at all. This is not a conversation I expected to have, especially not with this man. But he continues.

"I didn't know what he meant! So he explained it to me."

And I can imagine it. My great grandfather, uninformed and opinionated but supportive, explaining to his friend the news he barely understood himself over after-service coffee and cookies. His eldest grandchild was now a boy.

"And, you know, I didn't know what to think."

Here, George looks me up and down. This 90-something year old war veteran, who knew me mostly as the little girl playing in the church kitchen with his wife, processing what my great grandfather had really meant. It feels like a long pause, even thought it probably passed in a second.

"But you look good. So, eh!"

And then he smiled, shrugged, and walked away without another word. If I was fine, if I was happier, then that's all that mattered.

George passed away this week, at the age of 99. This memory has been bouncing around in my head for a while, but I wasn't sure if or how I should share it. It was a conversation that meant very little, but also meant the world. It was scary, and funny, and the moment when I realized that sometimes the people you least expect will accept you. Sometimes, even if they don't fully understand, even if they barely know you, someone will choose to support you. And that will always matter.

#experiences #mine #trans positivity #community #queer