#hockey nerds

[hunterrrs]

he said: i haven’t gotten my fill of hockey and flirting with the boys yet

meanwhile, kris:

#nerd #dweeb #there early after he spent his entire “break” hockeying #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #I NEED TO SEE TANGER’S HAIR NOW #kris letang

[paulkariyas]

↪ 02/18/2024 ― kreids & remps ( broadway hat: stadium series edition )

#chris kreider #matt rempe #new york rangers #hockey #hockeyedit #❝ edits #this hot nerd #& his giant baby blueshirt teammate #ft cools manspreading in the bg for all you cools girlies out there LOLS

[diningchairs]

dewey brainrot

25/?

#4th pic…they’re both nerds though #nerds who are into different franchises and definitely butt heads over which is better #brandon duhaime #connor dewar #deweys #mn wild #minnesota wild #nhl memes #hockey textpost #hockey memes #mine

[grandmafc]

That old man is already planning the post season LOTR Extended Edition marathon

#chris kreider #matt rempe #HE’S SUCH A NERD GOD WE SHOULD GET MARRIED #i bet he’s read every drizzt du’orden book too #ny rangers #hockey

[indieyuugure]

idk, some little doodles I made at my team dinner party on the back of a coloring sheet. I managed to get jersey number 16 to fulfill my nerdy dreams lol.

fun fact: 2012 Casey Jones’ team number is 16 :]

(Sorry, I had to blur out my team name)

#lol #little doodles #hockey #art stuff #what can i say #I’m a nerd #-\ツ/-

[suiheisen]

when your husband is obsessed with peaky blinders and you have to humour him… (© patrick mcdermott)

#sid is SO PLEASED a nerd #crosplaying his heart out #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #hockey #winter classic #also!!! #happy new year #may 2023 be better for all of us

[wandasfifthwife]

gladly

more hockey couch Wanda brain rot!!

home girl goes absolutely FERAL seeing u in either her own clothes, or when u wear shorts that are a bit too short..

like you'll be reaching for a glass in her cabinet and ur shorts ride up, giving her a view of ur ass covered in bruises and hickies from last night

n she'd just be eyeing ur ass, admiring her work n being proud n cocky n shit

anyways to piggyback off a previous ask abt r being a little shit (i'm all for this!!)

what starts off as seemingly innocent activity prompted by r, like accidently brushing up against Wanda's chest, or caressing her abs, and even just getting caught staring at her.. and wanda knows what r is up to.

most definitely ends with wanda railing tf out of r. "you wanted to act like a slut so you get fucked by a slut" she'd say, relentlessly pounding in r

:3 hope u enjoy the brainrot!!!

THABK YOU FOR ADDING ONTO THIS, NOBODY WAS SAYING ANYTHING AND I WAS LIKE 😭 I PROMISE I LOVE GETTING THESE, MAKES MY DAY

1) ABSOLUTELY. hockey player/coach wanda is a freak. she’s def the type to walk by and spank your ass, even if she’s bruised the skin she’ll do it to watch your reaction. If you’re not annoyed by it, she may turn back around and take you right there. she’s so proud of how she can get you moaning in seconds, takes advantage of it too often.

2) wanda knows when r is being sneaky. wanda’s advances are more forthcoming, but that doesn’t mean she can’t read your body language and know when you’re testing her. you’re both freaks, just have different ways of initiating it. absolutely, wanda used a mix of degradation and praise like “good little slut.”

I DID I DID

#wandasfifthwife | ncis-nerd #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #competing series #hockey!au #hockey coach!wanda #hockey player!wanda #coach!wanda

[lukehughes43]

praying this reaches the right audience

but percy jackson is so peace by taylor swift coded to me and i could honestly probably right a 200+ page book about it. fic or not

#percy jackson #again. i was a HUGE percy jackson nerd. #i still am a huge percy jackson nerd #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson x y/n #percy jackson x you #vivi rambles #not hockey #not sorry

[thepriceofsurvival]

God Neil is such a fucking fan girl

#he’s my little nerd #first a shrine of Kevin and Riko and then this #also the part about risking his literal life to play indoor hockey #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #neil josten

[murdereyesnicky]

The ovilus might just be my favourite little gadget the Ghoul Boys use. It's given us "nerd" "jog king" "kill god" and now "daddy". It's great i love it

#the ovilus callin the boys NERD will never not be the funniest fuckin shit to me #like thats the Most Compellin shit theyve ever gotten dkbfkxbdbskkdxkdbd #i love the ovilus so much #ghost files #the ghoul boys #watcher #not hockey

[paulkariyas]

↪ 05/16/2024 ― post-game ; scp round 2 ( rangers vs. canes )

#chris kreider #new york rangers #hockey #hockeyedit #❝ edits #this hot nerd #ft vincent aha #aka au counselor chris repping his client rumored mob boss don vinnie #also me noticing that one wavy phone case on the table

[succulentsofa]

filled with the sudden urge to write a omgcp football/soccer au actually .. just undecided between college soccer or like, an english premier league au. or an mls au!!

#sports nerd in me coming out #i know NOTHING about hockey but i could talk about football for years #striker jack obvs #trying to work out how The Draft would equate in premier league terms #also uhh winger shitty #bitty attacking midfielder #false 9 who knows #omgcp #au rambles

[kitnita]

jason robertson pregame (x)   —   PIT vs DAL   —   3.23.23

does it feel like 200 games?

oh yeah, it’s my 200th game!

is that a cool thing? you’re big on numbers, you’ve got a lot of stuff bouncing around in your head. 200 games seems pretty cool.

yeah. yeah, i know. i mean — every game seems pretty cool. it’s also neat hitting each milestone.

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jason robertson #assigned nerd by mike heika #please. go listen to his bitchy little 'every game's pretty cool' #+ the way he IMMEDIATELY walks it back & drops the word neat #his particular brand of mild mannered asshole is so endearing #z:edit

[martyrbat]

buddy is actually one of the most sexual terms you can call someone

#i know some nerd is going to tag this with that avatar ship and good for them but this is originally about hockey rpf. sorry. #ransom note

[archaicbro]

belated happy birthday to kyle dubas, a.k.a. tim's nephew [link]

fave part of the article:

“At 10-years-old he could list NCAA Division I stats that most people wouldn’t have a clue about. He’s always been that hockey intellect,” he said.

so he's been making 100-page dossiers on how to fix people since he was a baby, good to know

#i said he was my enemy but here i am. talking about this nerd #kyle dubas #pittsburgh penguins #hockey #nhl #potato post

[thequeencity]

CHRIS KREIDER ( NYR vs CBJ. 11/12/2023. )

#chris kreider #nyr #new york rangers #nhl #hockey #hockeyedit #my gifs #hot nerd