#holy shit how do you fuck up this bad

[chappellrroan]

people who still hate Joe Alwyn need to get a life asap

#i said what i said #so many bad takes you guys are acting like he forcibly locked her up for two years when she chose it herself and she was happy with the #decision sure things ended and maybe it wasn't very best breakup or wtv but holy shit do you realise the speculations you make are so #fucking invasive the same thing you hate the other people doing to taylor's life and not to remind you that you have zero fucking clue of #what goes on behind the scenes you take these bits and pieces of crumb and exaggerate it to something so much worse #mind you this was the same man y'all worshipped before the breakup oh because he was the epitome of calm gentleman #and now i see a post with tags “go out fucking loser” like wow. just wow. #not to mention how his humanitarian act of signing ceasefire got turned around to thing about taylor like guys. guys. big news. but #advocating against genocide and accepting all the blacklash that comes with it isn't that simple maybe pic up that brain from football #ground and think again

[boxwinebaddie]

what is the CD pet? i remember it being mentioned, but is it a dog?

how very funny you ask, lovie! because...someone a while ago asked me about a cd pet and i said, something like of 'maybe, who knows?'

me. ;)

i know.

skdhslkds

and shortly, you all will too, my darlings! for the sake of surprise and spoilers, i was just keeping the identity of the cd pet in the shadows.

which, speaking of shadows, it is the very first time that the citizens of a now very flooded and fucked up blondie's apartment ( minus marj ) arrive in the foyer of the crimson dawn manwhoresion, which again is this MASSIVE very gloomy and ominous sick-torian mansion with lots of cool glass skull door handles, old creaky floors and creepy portraits on the wall -- art of the dearly, or not so dearly, departed...dep(art) if you will -- except the interior has new electrical running through it so that the boys can still make pizza bagels in the air fryer and play legendary smash tournaments on their uber lux, big bucks, emphasis on big 98" flat screen tv...8k, ofc. ;)

anyways, they make it inside with what little luggage/personal shit they could salvage out of the wreckage of their Literal falling apartment, regrettably like half of kyle's really cool clothes are missing...i wonder if someone has things he can borrow...but ANWAYS AGAIN! when they walk in, jersey kyle sets down curb's carrier and suzie on sort of side table and is like 'holy fuck, i do naught like the feel of this place at all. this shit feels like something out of a horror movie, like i swear to gahd if some shit attacks m--"

aND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SOMETHING BODY SLAMS KYLE. like this herculean mass of energy, this strong, dark force runs at him at light speed, and is all over him. kyle is freaking the fuck out like oh my god this is actually a horror movie i am going to die, he screaming very girlish screams smh and then right when he thinks this supernatural monster beast from hell is going to gut him, somewhere off to the side, out of sight, the most threatening, frightening, authoritative and booming voice commands...

"sparky, sientate."

...and who is it, ofc...

but raven of crimson freakin' dawn. <3

who rushes over -- also this is irrelevant but i think he is in this sick colorful emo boy sweater and some ripped skinny jeans, you know, whore couture winter addition, he can be modest, you guys! -- and at the sight of him, this very large dog is immediately placated and ravenstan drops the scary dog training voice and is like "helllooo, sweet boy, mwahmwahmwah. besito besito besiiiiitoooo~ <33 :*"

i love ravenstan so bad, he's litrally so cute and an emo disney prince.

so sparky is just licking stan's face and being so sweet and we realize that sparky did not attack jersey to be vicious he just literally upon first glance liked him so much he wanted to say hi ksadhlsakd. amazing. kyle, however, hates most animals and drool and is a cat person and is like wiping his face with a hankerchief like fml.

and after a second, ravenstan rememeber, oh fuck, Kyle!!! so he immediately looks very worried and is like "i am SO sorry, jersey. he is super sweet, he just gets a little excited, y'know? are you--are you hurt at all? </3 here, take my hand, i'll help you up." all wide eyed

and jersey kyle aka crush era jersey my favorite period of time, is just looking up at raven of crimson dawn like he is a beautiful fake blonde eyeliner wearing apple cinnamon scented angel of death and...do yo know how badly kyle wants to take his hand? literally SO BAD. gay! down horrendous!!! but you know, he is a cold unfeeling husk and he does not like raven of crimson dawn! no way! i'm not dropping my mask in front of all these people, i am a loaded gun, i'm a weapon.

so kyle lifts his hand up like he's gonna take raven's hand and then at the last second, flips him off, rolls his eyes and is like "i've got it, ayshole." to which stan is like visibly disappointed for a second before Switching and shrugging doing the raven voice like 'suit yourself. you know, i like a man that's independent and can take care of himself." ;)

smhhhhh stan stop FLIRTING WITH KYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LITERALLY NOT JERSEY TRYING NOT TO BLUSH LIKE!!! FOULLL!!

so important side note is that sparky is wearing...a pink bandana, ofc. which ofc, also means that he came from big gay al's animal rescue where curb also came from. and...sigh...so this is a small continuity error because i had al pretend not to know who the three people who paid blondie's rent were, but really all he said was that they didn't leave their names and ravenstan's voice sounded like heaven, which doesn't imply he....Doesn't know who he is.

and idk, was perhaps just keeping a secret for him...because raven actually does a fuck ton of volunteer work over there! hot boy shit! he is ofc, dressed like busted ass stan, but alas still v beautiful indeed. i think as a toolshed reference maybe spark got struck or nearly struck by lightning, he also has all that energy haha. stan basically foster failed him and he is ravenstan's emotional support dog and cd house pet, we love you sparky. that also means...drum roll pleaaaasee...

ravenstan knows curb! which is why curb got extremely excited to see him because ravenstan used to take care of him when he was in the animal santuary and stuff. so he quite literally heard stan's voice and was like!!!! aaaa!!! i missed you!!!! so cute omg reunited.

but yeah, they talk about that for a little...small world you know even for a big celebrity...kyle has sort of cute down horrendous gay daydream-y thoughts about how often stan must have come and go unbeknownst to all of them

( which he thinks is impossible because raven of crimson dawn's outfits are so shiny and tiny and scandalous that he has no idea how he could walk down the street without being noticed...but then, he's never actually seen stan look Normal and also...yeah kyle i bet you would be able to spot ravenstan a mile away and not be able to look away you gay ass bitch Stand Up!!!! )

and how cute he probably looks feeding all the lil critters in the pink shirt and like introducing little kids to them...also whether or not he rolls his sleeves up and how good his arms look...GO TO JAAAAAAIL.

but yeah! sparky! <3333 in my unpublished first draft boards i actually made a little section just for sparky.

final note: curb and sparky do hate eachother. they have shelter beef.

enemies to lovers, anyone?

-uncle nina, instigator of drama

#i'm gonna proof read this later i am lazy #but basically curb really liks raven and sparky immdiately really likes kyle but kyle is such a hater he's like control ur beast #i do think ravenstan looks cute in his big sweater and the jeans putting down his nightmare before christmas mug petting his big scary dog #he is my hero he is very cute to me #also after ravenstan did the scary command voice as a joke kenny raised their hand & said Is Anyone Else Bricked Up Right Now #and literally everyone raised their hands including jimmy like he risked falling over...ravenstan do not be raising his voice ever #but that was how he was taught to train most animals like someones mean scary mexican mom and it totally works #anyways NOT KYLE NOT TAKING STANS BEAUTIFUL HELPFUL HAND HES SUCH A FUCKING HATER #he wanted to so bad he was staring at it w such wide eyes for a second like omg he was worried abt me thats so cute hes so pretty and nice #aND THEN WAS LIKE EWEWEW YOU DISGUST ME GET A GRIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE PATHETIC STAND UP #goddamnit kyle will u be vulnerable for one second like he actually was bc hes actually pretty scared of big dogs he was very shaken #a small rm plot line is stan helping kyle get over his fear of big dogs bc sparky is so nice and kyle is wincing #and petting him with two fingers and is like...oh god it licked me...and stans like that means he likes you! he has good taste #raven stop rizzing kyle holy shit he cant take it #stan working at the shelter is so cute he totally does roll his sleeves up and his tattoos and biceps do look good #and he puts his hair back in the pink big als rescue standana and totally talks to all the cats and is like excuse me miss blossom #that was very rude to loki :( i think you owe him an apology!!! #and she meows back and loki scowls and hes like...now loki there's no need for that descaro papi!! >:O lets try that again #loki meows softly back and stan scratches both them behind the ears and is like amazing see all better <333 #something abt ravenstan knowing the same cats that jerseykyle does and them both just not knowing despite being so close together #and probably just barely missing each other everytime...the beautiful waft of cinnamon or a stan laugh sometimes... #maybe he wasn't being so crazy after all #SPARKKYYYY

[ozlices]

that squid game reality show genuinely & sincerely makes me so irrationally angry & the stupid ass takes surrounding it make it so much worse.

i actually sincerely cant handle it. it makes me so irate bruh

#mine #it's so fucking mindboggling it rly fucking is. #squid game has incredible writing that can be deep & intricate at times #but when it comes to the message & themes it was literally as blatant & direct as possible. #& it's great that it was tbh. esp w how popular it got. #but holy shit it also means when ppl just willfully disregard its message it is actually physically painful #bitches rly saying in defense of the reality show 'oh well the og show's games were only bad bc ppl died' #like... my dude. you CANNOT be serious. i am on my knees BEGGING for a sike you cannot be fr #did yall all just cover your eyes during the hell episode or what #did gi-hun's speeches to il-nam mean nothing to u. #literally what the entire fuck are u saying like the show didnt bash u over the head w a frying pan abt its theme #it's not even lacking media literacy at that point like it's literally not even up to interpretation #IT LITERALLY BLATANTLY SAYS THE POINT MULTIPLE TIMES I CANT #AAAAAAAAAAAA #i wanna rewatch the show ON netflix outta spite now. imma do that bye

[nyaskitten]

Girl u goin straight to hell 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘

#fuck my geometry teacher i actually hate her so fucking bad holy shit #i think every teacher is pissing me off an eensy bit this term #i hate how there are two history teachers in my class and they grade separately #they ALWAYS leave a fucking 'this is good but you could do this this this this and this as well' I DIDNT FUCKING ASK #IM DOING WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS SAID LEAVE ME THE FUCKING HELL ALONE DUDE #raine's rambles #vent post #ig #idk #im just really really pissed ive literally been doing everything right and somehow my grades still acting afool so. fuck it i give up lmao

[princess-of-purple-prose]

Does anyone have the tweet where it's like tri/stamp ep 8 baby vash BEAMING when luida says that instead of being handcuffed and locked up they're going to place a guard on him instead captioned "his bar for being treated well is in HELL" because I just watched that episode and am like. Shaking. Lmao.

#tristamp luida i hate you FOREVER. brad you have not escaped my wrath either #bad designs bad people. #i literally. i do not have the time to get into how horrifying and evil 'home' was. the genre of that episode was horror. #i'm sorry i'm sure lots of people enjoy them and ship three but like. that was abuse. #that was abuse and neglect and child labor and exploitation (?!?!??!?!?!?!?!) and they just BRUSH IT OFF? #i know why tristamp vash is the way he is. i understand him now. holy fucking shit #i thought the 'having his worth and safety directly connected to his ability to Do Things for others' was bad enough but #they also just straight up gaslight him. lol! #frankly so far tristamp knives has told no lies. #kay talks #wrote this last night in a fugue state and will not be editing ✌️ love and peace

[soullessjack]

“Dean still isn’t Jacks dad” “which brother is more misogynistic” “name [character] transgression” do you people ever talk about anything remotely interesting or is it a constant miserable pissing contest to see whose baby wins the pageant

#watch 14x07 and grow the fuck up already oh my god #how are you gonna be a supernatural fan and whine about them doing bad things THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE SHOW #this isn’t even a media literacy problem you people are just fucking insufferable #and can’t do anything except try and one up your favs all the time #holy shit #every day I become more grateful to be in my own little corner with ppl who actually understand shit #god #cal.txt #spn #spn fandom #jack kline #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #tfw2.0 #being a jackgirl is terrible enough but being a jackgirl who understands dean is a fate worse than death #you people are so incorrect all the time ❤️ #dean crits when a traumatized man acts traumatized 😲😲😲😲 #dean crits when people change for the better and try to break their personal cycle 😲😲😲😲 #half of this fucking fandom when the process of breaking abusive cycles isn’t linear or domestic and angsty #I am so TIRED #I’m not in a bad mood but I’m annoyed and have a headache from the movies sooo idk . fuck y’all

[ashorterurl]

.

#holy shit i hate the fb groups so much #like do NOT tell people dont speculate as if its something bad #we're left with nothing but speculation #you wake up one day and they tell you good morning btw this person is gone anyway bye #and youre just supposed to say ah ok i see thay sucks #?? #obviously the friends and family sre a priority and its way too early to tell the fans anything #but i hava the right to wonder why and how and like. why #it's a natural response to seek closure #and you have a bunch of people who are like oooohhh you can't speculate thats baaaad if friends and family want to share at some point they #will #like shut up dude #i dont claim we have a right to know about what happened because we really dont and this is truly up to the people close to him #and in the end if they want they can also lie #but we do have the right to wonder why something like this happened so suddenly wnd out of nowhere #ranting because i hate it when people tell you it's unethical to ask questions about something even if its just thinking out loud #as an emotional response #like how the fuck do you guys think I'll process this #with this dry and vague announcement #if it works for you great but for me it doesnt really #i know because its been 3h now and im still waiting for them to maybe say something more about it #logically its not going to happen so soon but still

[pinkseas]

girls who have all their lives struggled with worthiness and have spent a solid decade convinced that they were undeserving of love fighting desperately to be good enough to be loved in any capacity by anyone at all, constantly failing constantly being left behind, when someone they dearly care for and genuinely trust just Very Casually tells them that they are easy to love

#diary time sorry this is kinda :// im just like. REELING #'damn shocked you into silence' GENUINELY YEAH 😭😭😭 #like okay. okay. okay. okay. cool. take a belief ive held onto my entire life and flip it on its head with no effort at all. yeah thats fin #it feels SO silly to say im like Shaky bc of this but i have a whole ass complex built around it ive worked thru sm in therapy for years no #but this is one of the only things left that still (consistently) REALLY fucks me up and that i cant get through my head #and not for lack of trying its a work in progress if u will but. god. #genuinely one of the kindest things anyone has ever said to me i think this is going to live with me for the rest of my life #or at least for the next decade #u know when someone says smth or tells u smth and u just Never Forget It like its too meaningful for you to let go of? #whether good or bad? #this is obviously Very Good which is strange in of itself but also holy shit. holy shit. holy shit #and idk i try to surface level be. Like This? silly goofy kind etc? but to hear that from someone who knows me PRETTY damn well #and who i have sm respect for and put sm trust in #like okay. okay. okay .okay. okay. okay. yeah. sure. yeah. mmhmm. alright. cool. okay.yeah. alright. #one million explosions #alyalyoxenfree #cant decide if i want him to see this or not #thats always a weird moment of someone saying something genuinely life-changing and then its like oh shit #do i suddenly dump all this baggage on you for the sole purpose of making you understand how meaningful this is to me #or do i do. Not That. and simply carry on forever changed for the better

[act-more-like-a-dog-sirius]

I swear to god it is impossible to exist for more than 3 consecutive minutes in this fandom these days without wanting to murder someone

#Where the actual gaddamn motherfuck is the reading comprehension #Where do y’all even come up with All these bad takes?!?? #Did people even read the books?!? #Do people even know how to read period?!?!! #Jesus fucking christ #no #I can’t even get into it there are too many instances that make me want to commit violence #but for fucks goddamn fucking sake #Holy shit this fandom is so so so so so unbelievably disgustingly pathetically WRONG #Please people please I am begging you to reread canon and to develop some reading comprehension #And for the love of god please #Please stop trying to say that just because you don’t like something in canon it’s toxic or homophobic or the author being a shitbag terf #I’m not defending jkr #but for fucks sake just because you personally don’t like a portion of canon does not make it intrinsically homophobic or transphobic #Honestly #Don’t come at me looking for a fight you will be blocked #I hate this fandom so fucking much

[moesartblog]

.

#I just saw a post that pissed me off #it is so frustrating seeing posts complaining about lesbians being ‘forced’ to have sex with men #like I’m so sorry but uh lesbians lesbians and men have been sucking and fucking men particularly queer men since time in memoriam #and that doesn’t make them not lesbians and doesn’t mean they were necessarily forced to do it eaither #and this is not talking about the cases where that does happen #queer people of all sorts fuck and date and it will not fit into a neat box that makes you feel good every time #I hate the rising of Porto terf/radfem/transphobia rhetoric and the gender essentialism shit #sorry I’m rambling this is frustrating #also how fuckibg insensitive to bring of conversion therapy in relation to lesbians and gay men fucking each other consentually holy fuck #obviously if someone is being a fucking pushy ass and saying all lesbians should fuck men that’s awful and that person should be shunned #but I see these reactions to people just gleefully talking about the messy queer relationships they have or want to have or see #and people who do the whole nmlnm bullshit getting their emotions in a bungle #if you don’t like these opinions of mine please feel free to leave and block me #this may have not been coherent at points and is definitely vague posting about a specific post but it bothered me so much #forgot to mention the biphobia in it too #also I wanted to make it clear the cases where lesbians are pressured into sex with people they don’t wanna have sex with is Bad like it is #never EVER acceptable and the people who promote that need to be strung up #but this is not about those situations

[moonlitmosss]

Crazy to think that. I'm an og dsmp fan like. My first dsmp stream was I think?? WS second stream of it??? It was when L'manberg was born officially. My first dsmp stream and I didn't even mean for that I just found his yt videos and I was like oh I wanna watch his streams and then [vine boom] dsmp [vine boom] nation [vine boom] black and yellow concrete BAM tommy and tubbo singing to the plants [vine boom] declaration of independance [vine boom] declaration of war [vine boom] August 3rd 2020 [vine boom] watched tommyinnit for the first time [vine boom] I have permanent brain worms I will never be free

#i dont wanna put that guys name on this post because im talking abt the cc so he gets his channels initials #i wasn't even like as invested as i was post elections and ESPECIALLY fucking EXIKE #exile fucked me up so bad it literally rearranged my brain #if you know me (hi shrimpy) you know how insane i am about exile ESPECIALLY #fuck man. shit dude. fuck #dsmp #also this isnt a oh look at me ive been here so long post #its more holy fuck what do you mean its been 4 years and im forever changed by this insane fucking server

[amtrak12]

The idea that a god-like character with (supposedly) unlimited powers should snap their fingers at the end of a TV series and remove all pain and terrible things in the world so humans no longer had any suffering is the most BAFFLING thing I have ever heard. WHY DID THE SHOW EVER EXIST IF FIXING THINGS WAS THAT EASY??????

#It seems like this 'gotcha' card that overrides any argument someone could have #but it's actually the laziest zero thought behind it belief I have ever seen #And it complete ignores the function and structure of a story #Holy shit #Like... that's literally Adam and Eve before Eve ate the apple #That kind of utopia is literally in the Bible and in general is considered bad #It was certainly painted as bad in the show! Because Eve gave us free will and choice and the opportunity to self-determine who we are #And that's good! That's considered better than the Garden of Eden! #And yes choices have led to the godawful structures in place on Earth today and all the godawful death and suffering that goes with it #BUT THIS STUPID LITTLE TV SHOW ABOUT THE DEVIL WASN'T SPEAKING ABOUT ALL THE EVILS IN THE WORLD!!! #It was talking about how you always have a choice to do better! That everyone can be redeemed! #It's a much MUCH narrower scope because that's what story does! It picks one thing and speaks to it #And sometimes that thing is indeed Wow modern capitalism has completely fucked the world like The Good Place showed #But even The Good Place didn't use the Judge to snap her fingers and change Earth #She could have! She certainly had the power too! #But no instead they argued against wiping out the entire Earth and starting over in favor of revamping the afterlife instead #to allow people a second chance and support to do better #Which is EXACTLY where Lucifer ended up too with the titular character playing therapist in Hell #That is a strong ending! That is a hopeful ending! Because it's speaking to the audience as individuals and saying you have a choice #You always have a choice to do better. No mistake you make is too irredeemable so don't let yourself drown guilt #because guilt fixes nothing. Only your choice to try again can change things #God snapping their fingers and rewriting Earth is not a hopeful; realistic; or satisfying ending to a 6 season show about free will! #It makes no sense! #like jfc I don't want to drag one singular person through the mud but their opinions are just so mind-boggingly to me #It's like beating my head against the wall

[kimbapisnotsushi]

no no no bc when you think about how yuiji started by being wary of yamato and unsure of how to approach him and was awkward about being his friend versus when the whole thing with doi happens yuiji HURTS for yamato, knows that what he feels can't even COMPARE to how yamato feels, is so so righteously angry and defensive because he KNOWS yamato now!! he knows yamato and knows the type of person he is and he loves who yamato is so so much and it makes me want to CRY

#like i just hngngngngngngn #yuiji #BEST character development holy shit #i need everyone to go read koimonogatari it is the most heartwrenching thing you will ever read #i teared up #“i like you and i hope you come to love yourself as well” #“the thought of loving myself never even crossed my mind” #DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT GOT ME FUCKED UP #HOLY SHIT #H O L Y SHIT #koimonogatari #sou says stuff

[nyaagolor]

Just got the Susie plush and I am genuinely blown away at how hideous it is

#mod vex #no main tags I’m just shouting into the void but like. Holy shit this plush is UGLY #the Taranza one is like endearingly uglycute but THIS? hooooooly shit #She’s got way too much going on proportion wise to really get right in a plush so I do understand but like. I am fascinated at how bad it is #also they like. rounded out her ear-wing thingys so they look incredibly phallic and I hate that #they even tried to widen her ‘feet’ and give her a solid base to get her to stand up right but her head is so fucking massive that it fails #i have yet to balance her she just falls over every time unless leaning against smth #also her body shape is identical to like. a giant pencil grip. squeezable #anyway it should be obvious that she is my absolute favorite in this plush line #what an absolute creature of a woman. A wild beast. a deformed being straight from the earth #when you go to hell its her flat face and soulless eyes staring back #this plushie personally spat in the eyes of god. I love it more than words

[toomuchdickfort]

Vent abt smth that gets on my Nerves

#tried bringing up to mom like. hey how could I bring up coming out to family. and she was like visibly uncomfortable so I was like dw I’m no #gonna like try to ruin Christmas with it or some shit I’m just. nervous u see. and I’m sat there anxiety rambling abt it because oh my god. #and she pulls out the fucking. ‘can’t you just be a person?’ mom I am a person already. the problem is. the PROBLEM IS. EVERYONE THINKS I AM #AND THUS TREATS ME AS A GIRL. like oh my god. #vent #it’s not a huge vent like if it comes up I’m not gonna Lie moms discomfort abt the matter be damned. #but like. ‘can’t you just be a person’ is what she says every fucking time it comes up. like mom. mother. mi madre. do you realize how much #of an insult that feels like when you say it EVERY TIME I bring up trans anxieties. or dysphoria. or any of the ways my transness affects my #life. like being trans doesn’t make me less of a person oh my god. but also frankly I don’t have the patience to be nice about getting into #things and I don’t have the heart to hurt her about it and even if I did have one of those I don’t have the patience to hold her hand #through all this shit. like I gave up having mom on this journey ages ago do you know how painful it is to un-give up on something that #immense. it’s hard and it hurts and it burns and it’s like. giving up to begin with didn’t hurt too bad- it’s cutting off the festering #wound. but. but then. you find out that. you can in fact work with that. and suddenly you have to try and clean the wound. care for it and #wrap it and do it all over again. and god it hurts. and. I’m not entirely sure I want to un-give up all the way on this? it’s. a lot #like I get and I appreciate that she’s trying to do. something. in theory at least. she avoids the subject when I bring it up and all but #cringed when I brought up coming out to her side of the family. she calls me my deadname and her daughter more than she did before she said #she would try. and I don’t have the energy to uncover that wound enough to start cleaning it. I’m just letting it sit there because frankly #it’ll be such a huge thing because it’s Always a huge thing when I don’t let the subject drop mega fast and I’m. I know she’s not gonna cut #me off for just being trans but GOD I want to keep ONE of my parents in my fucking life when I’m able to stand on my own two feet holy shit #and. man. it appears this is. still more of a thing than I thought it was. thats. annoying and inconvenient