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punkitt-is-here · 1 year

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this was that entire episode

#my posts #mlp #cheese sandwich #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #holy shit two cakes #holy shit two PARTIES #pinkie pride #my art

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zanygamer25 · 1 year

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Persona 4 girls can’t cook all they know is Junes, summon their personas, dance all night, be hinted to be bisexual, eat spicy omelet and lie.

#Persona 4 #persona 4 golden #I’m like a decade or two late to that party but I’m LOVING this game????#OBSESSED #everyone in this game would’ve been so queer if it came out nowadays instead tho holy shit #not just kanji and naoto but like even chie and yukiko got a little ship tease “my prince” uh huh #yukiko say you got kidnapped after watching utena reruns and go girlie #like Hoooly shit this game is like so very ALMOST incredibly queer it’s kind of amazing #still very very fun dungeon crawler/life sim might get brainrotted about it #uh

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dhmis-autism · 2 months

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when it’s not a leap year, do you celebrate your bday on the 28th, or the 1st of march?

when it is not a leap year my family feels bad for me for not having a bday so they treat me like the Most Specialist Princess In Tha World on BOTH days !! :]

but that's just my family. admittedly, I've never met someone with my same birthday, so i have no idea if it's common or not!

#my postings #my familys so nice theyre like damn. ur bday dont exist today.... its ok u get two cakes and im always like HOLY SHIT TWO CAKES #i USED to do this fun thing where on my leap year bday we would have a bday party at chuck e cheese #and when we reserved it we would tell them my leap year bday #and it used to be really funny. like when we brought in a full 4 year old and was like SHES ONLY 1!!!#or an 8 year old and were like SHES ONLY 2 YEARS OLD!! LOL :]#but past when i was 16 it stopped being so funny and the chuck e cheese ppl were like hey. pls stop. lying to us

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spiltcandycoatedpunkblood · 9 months

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H8 MY SELF - escape the fate // the adventures of tintin (2011)

I'm a hypocrite (I'm a hypocrite) But at least I fucking own it You'd never admit (you'd never admit) That you're anything but golden

The only thing wrong with this picture Is that you're still here If I knew some witchcraft I'd make you disappear

'Cause I hate you More than I hate myself (Hate myself) I hate you More than anyone else When you're up in my face asking me if I'm ok All I really wanna say is I hate you More than I hate myself (and that is saying something)

I don't give a shit (I don't give a shit) But at least I'm fucking honest You pull some dirty tricks (you pull some dirty tricks) To get just what you want and

The only thing wrong with this picture Is that you're still here If I was a hitman I'd make you disappear

'Cause I hate you More than I hate myself (Hate myself) I hate you More than anyone else When you're up in my face asking me if I'm ok All I really wanna say is I hate you More than I hate myself (and that is saying something)

No, I'm not saying I'm a perfect little saint My mistakes could fill a number of graves But knowing that you exist Makes me feel less like a piece of shit So, thank you Haha, no, really Really

The only thing wrong with this picture Is that you're still here If I knew some witchcraft I'd make you disappear

'Cause I hate you More than I hate myself (Hate myself) I hate you More than anyone else When you're up in my face asking me if I'm ok All I really wanna say is I hate you More than I hate myself (and that is saying something)

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diredeliverance · 10 days

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BG1 is a silly game where I have really strong opinions about multiple companions founded in fuck all nothing due to having played the game so heavily modded on my previous longest playthrough, an experience that resulted in me constantly having to beat off the romantic advances of elvish men and needing to rein Viconia in from baby murder in every town.

#vanilla bg1 is still kinda boring but it's five million times better holy shit. did you guys know games are designed with intent #intent which is totally fucking shattered when mods have shuffled all companions to appear in the same five mile radius #totally decontextualized #I do miss two things though and that's getting to choose where companions go leaving the party and having no quest timers #yeah I know I'm the most ardent defender of Kingmaker's timers but the bg1 timers are different #so sayeth emi #in my darker hours I also miss the difficulty mods. as if this is gameplay that is improved by difficulty and doesn't just suck

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apollo-zero-one · 23 days

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Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!!#or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head?#This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch.#No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings.#bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!!#and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck.#Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he?#was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board.#Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself??#'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person??#Are you just living in some other reality???#callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

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aurosoul · 2 years

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continuing to have an absolutely insane time over here living at a tech influencer house

#incessant meowing #picture journal #it’s la tech week and we’ve started going to parties for networking #i quickly realized that most people at these events are either fintech or startups #and they don’t need vr concept art #but they LOVE hearing me talk about what i do lol #they’re all like holy shit a real metaverse architect!! like snow crash!#and i’m just like through gritted teeth ‘yes... :) like snow crash’#i did meet two people who said they were into permaculture #and solarpunk based on indigenous practices #so that was cool #ANYWAYS idk what’s going on!! how’d i get here!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!

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neverendingford · 5 months

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#so I have officially been to a club/bar now #tag talk #it was a country bar which was actually cool cause they played like. actual old country none of the post-9/11 shit #except everything else about it was ugh awful. music too loud drinks FUCKING EXPENSIVE holy shit stay home and drink instead pleaseeee #it was a work thing but none of my coworkers I'm friends with actually knew what they were doing so while I wasn't actual awkward they were #and the thing about social interaction is that if no one knows what they're doing it's not very fun #I grabbed someone and started a pool game because the table was open and both of us were absolute garbage at the game #but I was laughing about it and they were like... apologetic about being bad?? d #I did have the classic experience though where your friends disappear and you end up alone because you don't know where they went #all in all an interesting experience but not one I'm eager to repeat.#I did get invited to someone's Christmas Eve Party though which is cool and they gave me their number to make sure I have the info #so probably worth going just for that I think. got their phone number so we can communicate so that's like. successful social connection.#we're already friendly at work but easier to talk to someone when you're both not busy on the opposite side of the store with customers #anyway. who tf out going to clubs. awful environment.#I was like.. twenty percent of the way to being comfortable going out and dancing but hard to just swallow your hesitation #and a) alcohol as liquid courage is hmm not ideal and b) it was expensive anyway #oh well. it'll take more time to come out of my shell and I'd literally never been to a bar/club before in my life.#so I'll have some patience with myself and not be annoyed with how I could have done better or been more confident.#literally totally new environment. also... country music was nice but not a group of people I could really be comfortable around yaknow?#Lotta old white straight couples dancing the country two-step so I didn't really feel like I fit in.#anyway. interesting experience. neat to have. if I ever have a reason to go to a bar again I'll know more about what to expect #also... no one carded me. no one asked for ID? aren't they supposed to #oh wait. comment about the yodeling cause it was actual old country but they didn't do the voice register changes for it #I was like WAIT ARE THEY GONNA YODEL FOR REAL??? but then he didn't he just jumped intervals without shifting voice.#was a little disappointing but maybe a lot to expect from a random stage show at a bar.#wait wait I'm also proud of myself because the bartender asked open or closed and my mind scrambled for half a second to figure it out #but then I realized it meant open tab or closed tab like ordering more drinks and then paying at the end and so obviously closed #cause I ain't buying more than the one drink holy fuck it was so expensive also they mix them way stronger than I like #I like my drink weak ass and pathetic. alcohol is like spice I like a little to taste but not a lot. complimentary not overpowering #I drank it and then remembered I never ate lunch so I was like fuck and immediately went and ate something (work party so free food)

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soul-of-the-sanada · 2 years

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when I say slbp gives me some of the most attractive fictional men to thirst over

#luna.ss #slbp #samurai love ballad party #slbp saizo #kirigakure saizo #slbp yukimura #yukimura sanada #these are my top 2 for slbp #I am so in love with these two holy shit #like just let saizo tease me and yukimura can kiss it better #I wanna write ot3 stuff w them so much

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soul-of-the-hero · 11 months

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FINALLY FINISHED THE GAME SO I CAN POST NOW YEEHAW

#totk #totk spoilers #spoilders below k #the fucking ganon boss fight was so scary I was s w e a t i n g #I was fighting for my fucking life in there #I was in the TRENCHES boy #I legit think it took me over thirty minutes to ge through all the phases #the first time he flurry rushed or perfect doged me I was like ‘oh. oh I’m so fucked.’#he was hitting so fucking hard too he shattered all my hearts I was down to TWO and couldn’t damage him for so long #I was only able to hit him when I managed a perfect party and he knew it too because #he was shattering all my shields #and staggering the shit out of me #and talking shit the whole time #I wacked him once at the very start and he chuckled darkly and asked ‘is that it?’ and I knew I was in trouble #when he said ‘I’m taking much more than your arm this time’ whooughh #but holy shit the dragon fight was so epic #shadow of the colossus eat your heart out #but I wanted to see Link hug Zelda so bad #because I wanted to hug that poor girl so bad #you have any idea how depressed I was after the light dragon thing

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whatcurreeusfiction · 2 years

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Engie’s soul definitely didn’t weigh 21 grams, like Douglas MacDougall’s flawed study had claimed. Not even anywhere close. It was like a grain of sand or a mote of dust; the barest suggestion of a presence. And yet it felt like Medic held the weight of the world.

Medic goes to Hell to bring Engie’s soul back, inspired by Orpheus and Euridice.

There are two pieces of wonderful art in this fic - the first is by @johaifisch, who was my collab partner for the Big Bang event! The tumblr post for it is here: https://johaifisch.tumblr.com/post/695463786631626752/my-big-bang-piece-for-curreeusly-ominous-elf-s The second is by my beautiful friend @wonderboynyx, who's not even in the tf2 fandom but I'd been bothering him with ideas for this fic and it was my birthday and he's wonderful: https://wonderboynyx.tumblr.com/post/695465540737728512/21-grams-and-the-weight-of-the-world-curreeus

#tf2bigbang #tf2 #team fortress 2 #scienceparty #science party #medic tf2 #engineer tf2 #holy shit two cakes

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eric-the-bmo · 1 year

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oh boy. im.. kind of intimidated for the vtm game??

#i dont know what im doing at all #will i be able to correclty play a malk?#and someone has their character all planned out like they've got everything listed oh my god #and theres two malks counting my character and my brain is telling me i should change my character bc of it #since i play dnd and theres a whole thing where its a bad idea for their to be the same character class in a party yknow #and even in the ctd game im in we follow that #so i feel like??? augh god man im Nervous #it's Intimidating #everyone else knows So Much holy shit

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if-you-like-pina-colada-s · 1 year

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I realize just how much I treat the Hetalia characters like how I used to treat all my stuffed animals and toys when I was a kid. I dress them up in cute little outfits and play pretend. One day we are playing "world meeting" then the next day we are playing "race car driver au". I sit them down at my little pink princess table and hand them each a miniature tea set and fill their cups with hose water and dirt. I take them everywhere I go: the store, school, the movie theater, the restaurant, etc. I ask them what their opinion is on everything and then pretend they answered the question when really I just answered the question myself. When I eat dinner I sit them down gently next to me and pretend to give them bites of my food. I do everything with them. I drag them everywhere with me like little ragdolls. I never let go of their tiny hands.

#hws #hetalia #the more i kept writing the more i realized despite having a sister how much my childhood was me talking to myself #i mean my sister was there too but we'd talk as if there was more than the two of us #did my parents think we were delusional or something?? pretty sure they did and just didn’t say anything #wow holy shit #holy fuck #anyway im definitely a normal person about the hetalia characters #i just wanna have cute little tea parties with them ok #they'd look cute in pink tutus fight me

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abluescarfonwaston · 2 years

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It’s done.

#baring editing #and like it does need editing cause i just have the dialogue for the last two sections #but #but its done #holy shit #its 8.5k pre editting so like #i'm going to have finished a 160k fic #that's insane #i never thought it would happen #but here we are #come saturday yall #or monday if my nephews bday party takes the whole day but #finish this and go finish the white wolves just get wild and crazy

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southislandwren · 1 year

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shit sucks but i just remembered i have 14 pounds of delicious ice cream waiting for me in the -40 cooler so shit sucks Less now

#we did the cheesecakes today and you best believe i nabbed a raspberry and cherry cheesecake storefront for myself #(we push product through with other product so when two flavors mix we cant sell it so the workers can take them home. called a storefront)#also my boss let me make a pretty major decision today and i chose correctly wahoo #and then there was an opportunity for me to make a second decision but he made it and then things got fucky....#so really i should be boss now i guess #i have to remember to grab it out of the freezer before the pizza party bc they'll lock the plant up at 5 but the party starts at 4:30...#although if its coming out of the -40 it doesnt even matter what i do for it since its not gonna fucking thaw lmao #cannot believe i survived this week holy shit. and i only skipped two classes #tomorrow im bringing my mouse and my headphones and im hunkering down #i have work at 9 but my next thing is at 12 and then 4:30 so like. just playing games and chilling with my friends basically all day #i will make it. i know i will.#diary post

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