Sburb:Final Test Build! (Prologue)
*A website opens up showing a chatlog between four individuals. A website called Troll-A-Chum. This was the last normal conversation before the session started.*
dynamicProtagonist: thAtcher, where the hell are you?! is your thinkpan, sorry…”Brain” still Culminating on the newest set of excuses to holD Everyone back from Fully levelinG up for the better?!
thinkpanObliterator: Come now Adroxi, it izn’t all that zerious. He could juzt be running a bit behind iz all.
zanyKnight: Sorry! I’m super late! Had another run in with “You know who.” He was guarding my copy of SBURB along with THE DONUTS.
DP: are tHese “donuts” really that Important you had to needlessly capitalize them?
ZK: …they had chocolate frosting…
grimmestDarkpony: did somebody say chocolate?!?! :D
TO: Ahh, Emmi. You’re here. I take it your copy is in your handz?
GP: yeah! got it in the mail today from my parents!
TO: Parentz, zuch a human conztruct anyway. Zounds like it would be better than…hmmm, no. What we have iz much better. Anywayz insert the game in already or elze the cluckbeazt will find you~!
DP: kasill…stop…
ZK: Can we play now?
DP: thatcher, pay attention and insert the disc!
*As soon as they insert the disc…things go dark…for the audience. For now. Lets get the plot of this story out of the way, then we’ll do roll call.*
The real title of this tale…
Homestuck: Connection Lost
The plot is similar to the main series. Four varying aged individuals decide to play a game together, however after entering the medium, the connection to their server is lost and as such, their world is deleted. However, the four end up in another session. One already in progress with a boy, his friends, and eight trolls negging them as well…yeah they’ve wound up in the beta timeline and must work with them to at least save this world.
Unoriginal plot is now out of the way. Now, lets get on with the role call!
Up first, the self proclaimed “leader” of this group.
Adroxi Repits
Adroxi is a teal Blooded troll who has a passion for justiCe and as such works on his figure to grow himself physically. he is heavily inspireD by jrpgs and oftEn thinks oF himself as the protaGonist. wHIle he can come across as rude and…very rude, deep down he has a bond with most of his friends that will be pushed to their limits while on this Journey. He’s also the one who made the Troll-A-Chum servers for his friends to talk on.
Age: 8.5 Sweeps (18.5. 23 by the credits)
Weapons: His fists, SwordBats
Typing quirks: AlphaBetiCal capitalization.
Chumhandle: dynamicProtagonist
Next is.
Kasill Vaveil
Kasill is a Jade blooded troll who can handle the Alternian sun like most do but something is off about her. Instead of embracing the nurturing and caregiving side most of them have, she fears that if she does this, she’ll cause problems and will lead others to their deaths. To remedy this she hides behind a “kooky” and wacky persona so that nobody suspects she’s hiding anything. She lets it slip with her friends though at times…mainly Thatcher and Adroxi.
Age: 7 Sweeps (15. 20 by the credits)
Weapons: Barbed Wire, Chains
Typing quirks: Replaces all S’s with Z’s
Chumhandle: thinkpanObliterator
Next we have
Jaey Thatcher
Jaey is a normal everyday human who’s sleep deprived and lives with a guy who dresses in knight armor and trains him in “the way of the knight.” Which mainly includes random attacks and being left on the ground after getting his ass kicked. Due to living on edge he’s never had time to figure out how to act or who he wants to act like. What he does know is that he LOVES pissing off “Crusader” often by using alternate weapons, shifting interests, finding more interests in samurai movies instead of knight movies, and giving up swords for fountain pens.
Age: 14.5 (20 by the credits)
Weapons: Fountain Pens, Broadswords
Typing quirks: Normal text but CAPITALIZES important items and titles.
Chumhandle: zanyKnight
Finally on our list is
Emmi Jollie
Emmi is the youngest of the quartet and yet so mature she was allowed to name herself two years early! She gets pouty at her parents for telling her no all the time and being responsible so she turns to her online friends who agreed they’ll help her grow up. She is the glue holding them together and without her they wouldn’t be friends. She loves normal girly stuff like the color pink, horses, and the twisted and macabre stuff like horror terrors and, thanks to “mister white text man” she’s really interesting in “Grimdarks.” She hopes that someday her friends can see that she can grow up without them and she’ll be okay on her own one day.
Age: 11 at the start. (12 when they enter the other world. 17 by the credits)
Weapons: Pop guns, revolvers, wiffle ball bats
Typing quirks: all lowercase. Lots of exclamation marks and smiles when excited.
Chumhandle: grimmestDarkpony
And with that, the roll call is done and I hope this weird what if has interested you…now a note from the author.
Author Talk: Hey guys…so this is my weird little HSAU series I’ve been planning for months. Still ironing some things out but I can answer any questions you may have.
1, Why are YOU in this?
A: It was originally an rp series that fell through but over time I developed it more and as such am keeping him here as his own separate character. Shipping stuff, if any, will only be for after the credits esq pics where everyone in the story is established to be 18 and older…not with Emmi though. She’s too young. Speaking of.
2, Why the varying ages?
A: Well…having everyone be multiple ages is something I don’t see too often in these stories so I wanted to try it for myself and see if I could make it work.
3, Will this ever be on MSPFA or have pictures to go with it?
A: Not unless a team of deranged folks wanna go along with this somehow for free cuz I’m both broke and artistically bankrupt. Hell I made these guys in the character maker for HS.
4, Is this just cringy fanfiction?
A: Hell yeah baby. But fuck it, we ball.
With this all being said. I hope you enjoyed reading…this in all its….glory?
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