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bleedpure · 5 years

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mark lee vc: LEZ GEDDIT ! i’m al or ally, i’m nineteen, i’m in the cst timezone aka the midwest, so u know what that means ! it sucks ! i don’t even know how to transition out of that. i’m so bad at talking about myself, so i think we’re just gonna not do that....... we’ll talk about seulki instead, which i can assure u he’s 100% more interesting than i will ever be ! u can find his info under the cut and if u wanna plot hit that like button and i’ll come to u or u can hit me up on d*scord ( which i would love tbh bc it’s easier than tumblr ims ) @ the jonas brothers did that#7625. okay, onto the intro !

- ̗̀✰ • 【 LEE MINHO, CISMALE, HE/HIM 】 ❝ did you see KIM SEULKI on the train back to hogwarts? they’re a HALF-BREED (VAMPIRE) in their THIRD year as a TWENTY year old RAVENCLAW. apparently they’re the ENIGMA around the grounds; most likely because they give off an aura of DROPLETS OF CRIMSON LIQUID DRIPPING OFF PEARLY WHITE FANGS, FORM FITTING JEANS THAT HUG JUST THE RIGHT SPOTS, HEART SHAPED LIPS CURLING INTO A DEVILISH SMILE, THE FEELING OF A PIANO PLAYING EERILY IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR. of all the social media platforms, they’re definitely most obsessed with their INSTAGRAM; probably because they’re ELOQUENT, but also MANIPULATIVE. however, on the new manifest app in mr. carlos’ english class, they’ve already managed to anonymously steal the username: BLOODLUST.

ALSO ! if u want a better look at him, u can check out his pinterest board here ( follow me too that’d be so sexy of u ) !

information.

i’m gonna just do this in bullet points bc i’m lazy and have had a really long week so if it’s choppy.... i am so sorry u are just gonna have to deal w it KMSKSMK

seulki was born in seoul, south korea to a kang insoo, a wizard man, and kim eunbin, a vampire woman, seulki himself being her first born

he doesn’t remember much of his own father, the only image he has of him is his bloodied corpse after his mother ripped his throat out when he was five years old

she was a cruel woman is what he had learned from that moment on

most half-breeds are misunderstood creatures, but the kim line of vampires were the monsters they told u abt in horror stories, the ones that hid under ur bed and took u from ur room in the depths of the night

being descendants of vlad the impaler, yes he really was a vampire!, had death and destruction lacing through their veins, darkness and deceit wrapping around their bodies

growing up, he watched his mother give birth to three more children, all of which were full fledged vampires, unlike himself

at first, he never let it bother him, he was raised up to be a vampire, to let the magic gene within him go dormant. he fed off humans and shed the blood of other’s with the influence of his mother, but even being her puppet was never enough for her

secretly, she had always resented her falling in love with a wizard, a human, someone that wasn’t of their own kind. because she did actually fall in love with him, only to be blindsided by her own family, a powerful clan of vampires pulling who she was and who she had always been out of her

because of the resentment matted in between her bones, the anger and frustration of her family ruining her life, of insoo ruining her life, she began to see the human traits within seulki even more often than not, creating a drift and a barrier between the two of them

seulki was the eldest brother, the one who took it upon himself to help raise them, to protect them, to never let their bright souls be diminished by the thought that they were monsters. they loved him and he loved them, but his mother didn’t like that

she didn’t like how they cared for each other because they cared for each other more than they cared for her. she was selfish, wanting the love she never was able to receive, wanted to feel smth for all that she didn’t

his mother hadn’t been fond of him for a while, only using him to do her bidding and while him and his siblings got closer and closer, she got angrier, knowing that they were each others’ heartbeats and she wasn’t included in that

so because of her selfish and deranged nature, she wanted to eliminate her younger children to cause torment to seulki. ganging up on the children one night with the intent to kill them, but she didn’t get as far as she wanted to

she severely injured her second oldest, giving a few scratches the the other’s before seulki came in, eyes black and charging towards his mother. it was a bloodbath after that, the two youngest pulling their sister to safety as they called for seulki

their cries and calls snapped him out of his loss of humanity and in front of him was his injured, but not dead mother unconscious. it was then that he took his chance, packing whatever he could that was valuable and fled with his siblings

they spent time spent a long time running, bouncing from city to city more bloodshed falling onto seulki’s hands to protect the only people he held dear to him and he would do anything for them.

he struggled a lot actually with maintaining his humanity as it would slip from time to time due to the trauma even if he had his siblings to tether him down. at some point, seulki, while strong, felt himself getting exhausted from being on the run and it was when they’d found themselves in scotland being found by hagrid of all people offering seulki a place at hogwarts and his siblings a place in his hut

at first, seulki declined, not fully trusting the man with his siblings even though he would be right in the castle near by. but, after some thought and the push of the second oldest, they accepted the offer and seulki’s been attending hogwarts since he was eighteen and his siblings have found a residence with hagrid

tidbits.

he ages like a normal human up until he’s twenty-one when he quits aging and begins the phase of immortality.

seulki can and will drink blood to survive, but if he goes without it it’s not detrimental to him until he quits aging altogether which means he can eat regular food, he actually quite enjoys it.

he has fangs, he can go out into sunlight, but not for an excessive amount of time or he’ll get a rash. seulki does have inhuman speed and strength, but nothing overpowering u know? when he loses his humanity, his eyes go full black and when the vampire takes him over, his eyes are red, and his regular eye color is brown.

losing his humanity means he loses his heartbeat, most of the time either due to losing the things or people that make his heart beat or from intense and severe anger or negative emotions such as the like. though, it can be voluntarily done as well by switching it off ( kind of like tvd . . . fucking disgusting ). but, seulki being only half-vampire has an easier time, unlike his siblings, to regain his heartbeat back and for his humanity to fluctuate when it’s lost because of his human side. his siblings are his heartbeats actually, so that’s where the intense need to protect them comes from as well as just being their brother.

seulki is a Big Bi ! loves it fucking all.

he’s not super great at magic since his magic gene was pretty dormant until he came to hogwarts, so he’s pretty much just skirting by at this point.

his siblings mean the world to him, he would do absolutely anything for them and wouldn’t let a single person harm a hair on their heads. but ! no one knows they exist, though i’m sure if there were special people in his life they might !

while he sleeps around a lot . . . he’s a secret romantic. he’s always wanted to find love, but it way too terrified of it.

oh yeah he has a blood kink............ that’s important ig

personality.

seulki is definitely an interesting person. he’s wise and intelligent, having been through a lot in his life. he’s eloquent and good with his words, most would call him honey-tongued because of how he can persuade almost anyone to do what he says. seulki is kind of a dick or well, like a suave dick. he’s charming and flirty, his signature is a smirk and like arms crossed as he leans against a doorway u know? seulki is uh. how do i put this? kind of a whore. he doesn’t tend to care about others which is deep rooted in the fact that he’s never felt real love . . . his own mother hated him to the core. he’s overprotective of the people he cares about and will do absolutely anything for them. he’s an ass if i didn’t mention that before, it’s to protect himself and his siblings from ever being hurt again because he’s so terrified of letting people in for them to just tear him down in the process. he’s guarded and u never know what he’s thinking because he doesn’t show it on his face or let u know. UH I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY MY BRAIN DOESN’T WORK............ he’s p manipulative............. uh he cares a lot. but deep down and he doesn’t want ppl to know that........... he’s definitely a Big Brother type when he cares abt u, makes sure u’ve eaten, makes sure ur warm and are comfortable....... yeah idk that’s it i’m done

wanted plots.

A HEARTBEAT ! — whether platonic or romantic, this would be someone who, just like seulki’s siblings, makes his heart beat thus keeping his humanity in check, they would be a WHOLE, WHOLE lot to him.

A TUTOR ! — as i mentioned earlier, seulki isn’t super well versed when it comes to magic, he’s not very good at it and it’s hard for him to navigate sometimes, so having someone to help him get his mf grades up would be lovely !

AN EX ! — obviously, this didn’t go down well because seulki is terrified of commitment and people getting close to him. it could play out in so many ways, so if it sparks ur interest we can chat !

A ROOMMATE ! — so which sucker is gonna have to live with the vampire who has a blood kink ?

A BEST FRIEND ! — obviously this is pretty self explanatory, this would be someone that seulki trusts with probably his life and they mean a lot to him, even if he’s bad at showing it.

LOVE/HATE ! — bruh give me that good shit. these two can’t stand each other, but because of that it’s formed some sort of fondness where if anyone is messing with the other they’re like who tf are u that’s my job !

A BAD INFLUENCE / GOOD INFLUENCE ! — self explantory . . . someone be a good influence for seulki and let him be a bad influence for someone else.

AN UNREQUITED CRUSH ! — my friend gave me the idea to maybe have someone have a cute little crush on seulki . . . and i was like but that’s SO sad........ then i was like u know what i love pain so here we are........ also could be requited we shall see !

FUCK BUDDIES, FRIENDS/ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS, FLINGS ! — i’m just getting lazy at this point to explain this shit . . . fuck him, let him fuck u he’s a true vers my friends.

OTHERS ! — cuddle buddy, old friends, confidant, rivals, skinny love, annoyances, a brother/sister type of relationship, and if there’s anything else we can just vibe ! tbh we don’t even have to do anything from this list, whatever fits the muses, these are just ideas !

#mhq:intros #°࿐ ✦ ༉ 𝓐. ooc ﹠ 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙠𝙪𝙨𝙝 .#huh. can't believe y'all have to read this...... i feel bad for u all #also i didn't proofread this so just go w it

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xxcutielevixx · 2 years

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𝐶𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑐'𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑂𝑏𝑒𝑦 𝑀𝑒! 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠!

𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠: 𝐿𝑢𝑐𝑖𝑓𝑒𝑟, 𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝐿𝑒𝑣𝑖, 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑛, 𝐴𝑠𝑚𝑜, 𝐵𝑒𝑒𝑙, 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑒, 𝐷𝑖𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑜, 𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑠, 𝑆𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑛!

𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠:

𝑆𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝐼 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐿𝑢𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒? 𝐻𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑡𝑒𝑛.

𝐿𝑢𝑐𝑖𝑓𝑒𝑟:

He usually doesn't cuddle??? He's to busy for it. All though, if you were to ask nicely he MIGHT let you sit on his lap and cuddle him. Just don't get in the way of his work.

Don't ever think of getting in the way of his work or trying to get him to take a break for cuddles, he'll never do it. He's far to busy to take a break. He'll also won't let you cuddle him anymore if you bother his work. Don't worry though, he can't stay mad at you for to long.

On the rare days that he isn't to busy he doesn't mind watching something with you while cuddling.

He likes to keep you on his lap usually just because it's easier for him to do his work. He also just loves the feeling of you on his lap <3.

If y'all are watching a movie or something then he'll wrap his arm around your shoulder <3.

Bed time cuddles are very much a thing with him?? He won't admit it but he loves cuddling you while falling asleep.

Lucifer is usually the big spoon but if you ask him enough times he would be the small spoon (only once though).

𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛:

Mammon won't ever admit it but he loves to cuddle you <33.

He cuddles you a lot of the time??? I mean, this is Mammon we're talking about. He doesn't like anyone around his human, so what's a better way to show everyone your his then cuddling you??

Please let him lay his head in your lap and play with his hair, he loves it so much. He also gets so flustered too.

"H-Hey! What are ya' doing, human!? I-I didn't say ya' could touch the great Mammon- W-Wait!! I didn't say ya' could stop!"

After a while he'll get comfortable enough to where this becomes a normal thing. It relaxes him so much <3.

He not above falling asleep on your lap if he's had a especially bad day and you let him.

Likes to be the big spoon. He likes holding you but he also loves being the little spoon. He won't admit that though.

Mammon sees himself as a tough guy so he'll never ask to be the small spoon. If you were to be the big spoon he'd get really flustered.

𝐿𝑒𝑣𝑖:

Cuddling with Levi??? Uh, you can try. If you can get him to cuddle you he'll be so flustered.

Levi.exe has stopped working.

Takes him a few moments to process that you want to cuddle with him.

"H-Huh?!?! Y-You want to cuddle with a u-ugly otaku like me?!?"

He doubts you actually want to cuddle at first but if you reassure him a few times he'll get super happy.

It'll also take a bit for Levi get used to cuddling with you, he can't actually believe someone like you'd want to cuddle someone like him.

He doesn't care if he's the little spoon or big spoon. Has no preference what so ever. He'll be which ever makes you happy.

Levi will rarely initiate cuddles. You'll almost always have to be the one to do it if you want cuddles, unless he picks up on you wanting cuddles (but even then he'd still hesitantly ask you if you want to cuddle).

𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑛:

Satan loves to cuddle you <3.

He likes to be the big spoon, doesn't care for being the little spoon. He loves to have you in his arms <33.

Satan's most likely to cuddle when he's reading with you. He'll most likely have you lay your head in his lap and he'll play with your hair with one hand while he holds his book with the other.

Please ask him to read to you, he'd love to. He'd fall more in love with you if you asked him to read to you. <3

Did I mention Satan also loves to play with your hair?? He's constantly playing with your hair when you have your head in his lap.

Satan doesn't mind you sitting on his lap. He'll straight up offer you to sit on his lap, he doesn't mind at all. Don't interrupt his reading, if you do expect him to not give you any cuddles for at a day or you'll be stuck on his lap for a day depending on his mood.

𝐴𝑠𝑚𝑜:

Asmo cuddles you all the time. Everywhere and anywhere.

He doesn't care if people are staring or not, he's going to have his arm wrapped around your waist while you two walk to class.

Asmo is very affectionate, he's going to cuddle you anytime he wants. It doesn't matter if you're busy or he's busy, he's going to get cuddles.

Doesn't have much of a preference for being the big spoon or the little spoon? Like Levi, he'll be which ever one makes you the happiest.

Asmo will have you sit on his lap if you're okay with it. He'll have you sit on his lap in front of his brothers so many times that it's gotten annoying. It also makes his brothers jealous.

Asmo also has nothing against sitting in your lap?? If you want him to just ask him or put him on your lap, he doesn't care at all. He'll either burry his head into your neck or will burry his face into your chest.

𝐵𝑒𝑒𝑙:

Beel loves to cuddle so much, almost loves it as much as Asmo!! <3

Doesn't mind cuddling anytime or anywhere, he can't say no to you.

He prefers to be the big spoon but if you ask him to do the little spoon he wouldn't mind, all though he'd be a bit confused cause he's bigger then you.

Beel also doesn't mind you sitting in his lap. Doesn't care what so ever, just ask him.

If you've had a especially bad day then he'll put you on his lap (as long as he knows you're okay with it) and cuddle you.

He prefers to cuddle you when you're about to go bed but again, doesn't mind cuddling you anytime ot anywhere.

𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑒:

Probably loves cuddling the most out of everyone on this list?

He prefers to lay his head on your stomach or lap. Doesn't really care about which one as long as he's on you.

He also prefers to be on top of you while cuddling but isn't against you being on top of him.

Please use him as a pillow (he's to shy to ask). He loves it so much, it makes him so happy. <3

Expect him to randomly lay his head on you. You could be in the middle of homework or something and Belphie will come in without saying a word he'll just rest his head on your lap.

On rare occasions Belphie might just randomly put you on top of him? He's usually laying down so you don't really get to sit on his lap.

𝐷𝑖𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑙𝑜:

Diavolo also loves to cuddle but like Lucifer, he hardly has the time for it.

He'll usually only be able to cuddle you during bed time or when you two wake up in the morning.

Diavolo loves to be the big spoon?? He just loves having someone in his arms so much, It makes him so happy. <33

Diavolo also will have a arm around you in front of everyone at RAD if he gets the chance? Doesn't care if everyone's staring.

He'd love to have you in his lap but he's to busy to usually sit down. :(

𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑠:

Another one who's usually to busy to cuddle <\3.

Whenever Barbatos does get the chance to cuddle, he doesn't mind being the big spoon or little spoon.

He'll let you rest your head in his lap whenever he can, especially if you've had a bad day or he has.

If you put his head on your lap he'll be really flustered for a good moment or too. Play with his hair too please <3.

He rest his head on your lap for to long though, he prefers to have your head on his lap.

𝑆𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛:

I feel like at first Simeon doesn't really mind cuddles? Kinda likes them but not really but the more you cuddle the more he likes them <3.

Simeon probably won't cuddle you in public unless you ask?? He prefers to cuddle in private but doesn't mind cuddling in public if you want to. The most he'll do on his own is wrap a arm around your shoulder sometimes.

Simeon has a bit of a preference for being the big spoon but doesn't really mind being the little spoon either, whatever makes you happy makes him happy.

If you ask to sit on his lap he'll immediately go bright red (pink?). He won't say no though... He's willing to let you sit on his lap but only in private.

He actually loves you cuddling in his chest, it makes him feel so loved <3.

Just like Mammon, Simeon loves having his hair played with. It's really soothing to him.

Sit on his lap and just play with his hair while you burry your face into his neck, he'll get really flustered for a moment. <333

He likes to have your head in his lap so he can play with your hair too. It's a habit he's started to develop.

He'll also lay his head in your lap if you're okay with it. He might end up falling asleep.

𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑛:

He loves cuddles, any chance of being able to cuddle you he'll take.

He's usually the big spoon but doesn't have a preference, so he doesn't mind being the little spoon.

He will cuddle you in public, just to show others that's you're his.

He doesn't mind cuddling whenever but he is busy at times. He will take cuddle breaks if you ask him to but that might turn into him just cuddling with you for the rest of the day.

If you try to get up when he's cuddling you he'll pull you right back down and sit you on his lap.

He doesn't like cuddle time being ruined at all. Cuddle time is only ending when he says so.

𝑆𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟'𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑖 𝑟𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑠. 𝐼 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑖 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑖 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 <3. 𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑂𝑂𝐶.

𝐼 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠! 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑑𝑎𝑦/𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠!

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fictional-worlds-are-exquisite · 3 years

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i am very much enjoying my vague void! it's currently blasting hozier at full volume and that's almost louder than my internal screaming (don't worry, everything is fine, i just saw a spider)

i've never once in my life have followed a recipe correctly. all of my measurements are completely random and whatever happens happens. it is no longer in my hands. whatever eldritch entities exist take the wheel. and i absolutely refuse to spell anything in english without autocorrect because y'all have way too many double letters and random vowel placement

thank you! sadly, i won't have a break right now, because we just had christmas vacations, but the start of the new semester is always pretty chill. and you're absolutely right, i should take up necromancy! the snow and the cold will add to my mysterious vibes. i just need to get a big black cape with a hood to complete the aesthetic

i definitely picture everything above 5'6 feet as the same height. 5'7 and 6'2? the exact same thing. no difference here

how is morepork a real bird name. it's just... more pork? but the bird is magnificent. i completely approve of your first order as bird queen, not that you need approval from mere peasants like me, but it's a great order. ohhh salps look really cool, and it does look a lot like it! when you said boob implant i thought of mermaids and them using salps as boob implants but then i realised wait wouldn't jellyfish be better for that? because of their shape? ignoring their little leggies they're quite boob shaped, no? and then i realised that i was thinking about mermaids and alive boob implants... if i had to think it, you have to read it. i'm sorry

i was sold before but now i'm even more sure that i want to hire you. and I'll make sure to have lactose free cheese for the backflips (unless you want the lactose version? i'm not judging). will the biting of ankles cost extra?

that sounds like a brilliant set-up for a horror movie where they kill off all the children one by one. it's absolutely horrifying. if something like that would've happened to me i would've most likely just passed out. whatever happens afterwards is not my problem. and now i really don't want to know what the hell your leg was caught on because that seems like knowledge that would get me killed

ah so you're a fellow dirt eater? according to my mom my favourite thing to do outside when i was a little kid used to be eating sand. just shovelling handfuls of it into my mouth and crying when my mom made me spit it out. which i refuse to believe. if there are no photos it didn't happen

you warm climate people are starting to make me think that i'm better adjusted to the cold than i thought i am! it's either that or our buildings are better heated. i definitely don't know if anyone else calls hot water bottled hotties but i like it so from now on i'm using it

that's so cute! i was clearly a way more selfish child because when i found any amount of money i just kept it and bought candy as soon as i could. i clearly couldn't save money then and i can't now. we have stores like that (or i'm assuming that they're like that solely based on how they sell lollies) and they used to be my favourite thing because you could get so many lollies for such a small price!! and my mom even used to let me order for myself sometimes so i always felt like a very big girl jsjshsbsjk

also the fact that i can't send pictures on anon is a crime (yes i know why and it's good that that's not possible because can you imagine anons being able to send pictures? oh no is all i have to say about it) but anyways. because i have this one super cursed photo that reminded me of you and now i can't share it :((

duuuuude, sick void bro. sounds like a vibing void. I feel like I haven’t seen a spider in awhile. Other than daddy long legs. But they’re chill. They mind their own business.

I nearly always follow recipes exactly. My mum is like oh cook this for about 7 minutes? Yeah sure. I’ll take a wild guess. I’m like they say exactly 7 minutes so I’ll set a timer for 7 minutes and start a stopwatch so if it does seem to need more than 7 I can keep an eye on the extra time and be aware of exactly how long it takes me for next time. Other people are like oh let's see I have [lists 5-10 things in their fridge], hmm...oh I know what I could make with that! I’m like I have beans in my freezer because one recipe required them and no other recipes I know how to make do so what am I supposed to do with these now,,, this is stressful,,, basically I barely know how to cook and recipes are the only things saving me in that area. That is entirely fair. Except for the fuck duck, and murder is not the word you want surely, situations, it’s pretty helpful.

Ohhh I see. At least the start is chill! For a little! Before your entire situation spirals out of hand and you’re behind in every class and it’s taken you a whole day to read 10 pages and you’re exhausted and it’s only week 2. Just me? ok. fair. anyway. I want a cloak so bad. One of my uni friends tempted me to class because she said she was wearing a cloak so my depressed ass honest to god dragged myself out of bed and to said class just to see it. It was worth it. They’re incredible. Everyone should own a big cloak for the aesthetic.

I’m glad it isn’t just me hahaha. I can visualise my own height in feet but everything else is just the same size that is a vague amount taller than me, mentally.

It’s also known as the ruru. But the name morepork amuses me. It’s named after the call it makes haha. It does sound like it’s asking for more pork if you know to listen for that. thank u for ur approval, it means a lot, turns out becoming bird queen didn’t ACTUALLY get rid of my anxiety disorder weirdly enough so validation is great! lmaooo. What if the jellyfish stung them tho? At least salps wouldn’t do you dirty like that. The mermaids would just look like there are hundreds of bugs crawling around in their boobs, flesh shifting as they float around. Which is a vibe. If you’re into that. Jellyfish WOULD make a more solid, single, implant, some of them are definitely boob shaped. But that’s kinda boring no one’s gonna be traumatised by that. Salps on the other hand...yeah, that sight will DEFINITELY traumatise someone.

To be PERFECTLY honest I haven’t done a backflip in years but for lactose-free cheese? Dude. I’ll be going back to training. Gonna be the best backflip you’ve ever seen. As long as it’s not Tasty cheese I am content, but lactose free IS better. The biting of ankles will not cost extra, it is a pleasure to be allowed to do that.

Oh it absolutely would be. It’d be very funny if it reached the wider world bc people would probably be like ok but who would send kids into the bush like that,, it’s an odd concept. meanwhile everyone who grew up in nz is gonna be like y’all, you’re not gonna fuckin BELIEVE what i experienced growing up, it’s real dude. On one hand, I feel like murdering kids in a movie is questionable, on the other hand, It exists, so maybe people would be down for it. I feel like it’d be a good concept even if it wasn’t murdery tho. Like psychological horror? I’m not sure if I’m using that category correctly I don’t watch much horror. A kid following the rope but then being shifted into a different horror dimension but they never take the blindfold off because their teachers said not to and they’d probably have to let go of the rope to do it...I feel like this could work super well as a short film. The viewers see everything. The child just knows something is off and no one is coming when they call for help. I am so down for this. I also do not want to know what my leg was caught on. Some things I am better off not knowing.

yes! I am a fellow dirt eater! We had a sandpit at home (that’s a little bold. It was a large plastic shell that my parents filled with sand. technically a sandpit. but not fancy sdflsdkfsdf) but I don’t think I ever tried to eat it. Then again, I possibly did and just don’t remember because there’s no photo evidence of that one. I’d have to ask my parents sdfhsjdfs, I would however fully believe them if they said yes. it’s very characteristic of me. I don’t doubt it for a second. muuuum that’s my emotional support sand don’t make me spit it out smh the disrespect these days.

Oh I’m absolutely terrible even by most people’s standards around here when it comes to cold and hot temperatures. I remember sitting in the sun in my school shirt and school jersey in summer on a blazing day like it’s a bit chilly, isn’t it? Meanwhile my friends were in the shade absolutely dying from the heat. Likewise in winter I’d be shivering, teeth chattering, dying with my long sleeve thermal, my school shirt, my school jersey, my school jacket, my longs, warm socks and sneakers and gloves and school scarf while ppl would be walking around in a shirt and shorts like it’s a bit warm this winter huh? my body didn’t learn how to thermoregulate and it shows. But yeah NZ does also have a reputation for shittily insulated buildings and such. It shows. skhdfsfs if it’s not common use maybe don’t say can i have a hotty to someone without context but otherwise go ahead lmao. it’s a fun shortened version.

I was typically a very good saver, to the point where my extended family started gifting me gift cards and vouchers for Christmas and my birthday because if they just gave me money I’d put it in my bank account to save towards uni once I hit like, 12 years old. Which I think was a smart move. But apparently, I’m supposed to buy myself ‘something nice’ with it. I think I’m still an okay saver but I’m not as strict anymore. I’m aware of how much I can spare and I’m not just like you can never get anything for yourself ever, so I do get lil things for myself sometimes. oooo yay! At least you know what I mean. But yes. They were the gold mine for lollies. Absolutely terrific stores. My mum would be like hey lindsey how about you order? And I’d be like mother, I am 7 years old and I have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder everyone assumes is child shyness why would you think I would want to do that. Instead I will whisper my choices to you. After therapy tho I felt pretty rad for picking my own lollies by myself. I was like 13 at that point but sdfkjhsdf listen I got there in the end.

sdfkjsdfkjhsdf I like that a cursed photo reminded you of me. That’s all I need to hear. Tumblr said no anon dick pics but they also said no anon cursed photos either,,, very sad. for the latter part. the first part thank god. If I could turn on photos on anon I absolutely would just to see this but I don’t think I can :(

#tasty cheese is nasty and i will die on this hill #i'm not sure if other countries have like the same main cheeses or if it differs everywhere #tasty. colby. and edam are the main three i think of #i know there's like mild or some shit but i know only the blue yellow and red packets #either or a wasp or a bee just flew in my room but it flew out so i'll respect that #my plans for today were reply to your ask and that's it #what am i supposed to do for the next twelve hours #oh wait i know #m u r d e r............#Anonymous

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